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Personal headcanons for Cuphead n Mugman Swing Dancing!

  • Mugman would be the taller, lanky man in the white shirt, while Cuphead would be the more burly looking man in the black.
  • Mugman makes the perfect female lead in most of the dances– he has great control over his delicate waist and hips, can move and flex in ways Cuphead couldn’t.
  • Mugman still being the one to let loose and just dance playfully, childishly, while Cuphead takes a bit longer to drop the “cooltude” while he dances; even so, they both have a hell of a fun time dancing together like this.
  • Mugman is terribly shy and nervous, and would never dance like this with anyone else unless they’re someone very, very close to him– and so typically it’s Cuphead who manages to get Muggsy out of his shell whenever he asks his little brother to dance and they basically blow the house down!

I know it’s short, but these boys are excellent dancers and just inspired me!

anonymous asked:

Hey! Any Dennor headcanons you may have? :)

I have two separate lists of DenNor headcanons here and here, but more headcanons never hurt 

  • They both smoke from time to time- Norway would smoke a lot less than Denmark, who’d smoke whenever he was stressed, irritated, tired, etc. 
  • Denmark probably gets yelled at for forgetting to take his shoes off inside the house and tracking muddy footprints everywhere, and Norway probably gets told off for always leaving dirty plates in the sink. Magic doesn’t work on dishes, apparently. 
  • They can read each others body language so well and balance each other out perfectly, in Norway’s quieted and closed-off nature and Denmark’s exuberance. They don’t need to talk to know what the other is thinking.
  • Norway lost his virginity to Denmark (which is a headcanon I’ve always had, but was reinforced by this post from the amazing ask–norge blog!)
  • Denmark struggled to sleep alone after the breakdown of their union; he was too used to having Norway beside him in five hundred years of being together.
  • When they have to babysit Sealand, Norway mostly leaves it to Denmark. It’s not that he dislikes Sealand- he just wishes the kid would appreciate the need for quiet time. He got it way too easy with Iceland being such a mild, placid child.
  • They’re the couple who sneak out of meetings to bang, and Denmark can never quite hide how smug he is when they return.

***EMERGENCY ALERT***

Story by reddit user TheCrystalGem 

EMERGENCY ALERT -THIS IS NOT A TEST -IMMEDIATE THREAT FOR RESIDENTS OF [withheld] COUNTIES -BE WARY OF:  -SEVERE WINDS  -LIGHTNING  -SEVERE RAIN  -FLASH FLOODS -RESIDENTS ARE ADVISED TO STAY INDOORS  -PLEASE LOCK OR BAR ALL ENTRYWAYS INTO YOUR HOUSE -RESTRAIN FROM USING ANY DEVICES THAT EMIT LIGHT OR LOUD NOISE -PLEASE ENTER A ROOM WITH NO WINDOWS -EFFECTIVE INDEFINITELY -ISSUED BY THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE

This was the message I was greeted by in the middle of an episode of Big Bang Theory in my living room. Frozen halfway through a forkful of Kraft Mac N’ Cheese, I sat bolt upright and turned around to look out the window. The sky, as I thought, was crystal clear. A few clouds, but nothing crazy. No rain. No thunder. Nothing. Confused, I turned off the TV, erasing the alert from the screen. My two dogs came walking over to me and I patted them on their heads. One of my dogs, the other’s brother, was shaking profusely from the buzzing noise that always shows up with Amber Alerts and the like. I left them in the living room and walked through my kitchen and onto my front porch. My neighbors, too, were standing outside their houses, all looking at the sky in bemusement.

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things that got me yelling from episode 69
  • badass pilot davenport
  • “i stole your cousin’s shoes” “and i’m currently wearing them”
  • FINAL BOSS BATTLE
  • all the new music jfc
  • merle finally healing and its the ULTIMATE HEALS MVP POTG
  • *travis rolling for damage against john* “92…” “fuck off”
  • scared taako standing up to john 10/10
  • THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF ABRACAFUCKYOU
  • “you’ve solved my goading puzzle” one last you’ve solved my blank puzzle joke i love
  • everyone went unconscious
  • pan!
  • joaquin coming to their world
  • literally everyone that came out of the bonds
  • FREE SAMPLES
  • everyone confused when it seemed clint just started to take over and dm but it was just that 9 second thing
  • “Well. Bye!”
  • the use of Arms Outstretched during the whirlwind like yes fuck me up
  • istus!
  • “And then light.”
  • SCUTTLEBUDDY!
  • taako getting jealous of lucretia when jeffandrew said she was the most powerful person they ever met
  • “Johann was right! We won!”
  • angus makes so many friends and plays soccer now
  • “i’m about to smooch your fucking brains out”
  • P R I N G L E S
  • taako is a media empire bc of course he is
  • “everyone is in House Taako”
  • get shit on sazed literally burn in hell
  • career woman ren i love her so much
  • “my boyfriend is death”
  • the ango and taako hug and the “starting salary is nonnegotiable”
  • Earl Merle
  • merlegaritaville
  • “I know how hard you’re trying.”
  • KILLIAN AND CAREY WEDDING
  • kravitz’s hands are warm contrary to every taakitz fic in existence
  • “I have to shit.” never change magnus
  • carey wearing the bff necklace for her wedding
  • SERVICE DOG TRAINER MAGNUS
  • magnus naming his dog after johann :’)
  • “he found something worth living for” and i found something worth crying for thanks travis for sending that gut punch to me personally
  • just the entire scene where magnus dies surrounded by everyone he cares about
  • J U L I A
  • julia built the cottage for them and im a m e s s
  • “That was the ending you earned.”
The Houses as Video Game Things

Hufflepuff:

Only picking the nice dialogue options. Carrying around way too much stuff because “what if it might be helpful later?”  Pausing a fight because you’re about to die and need to use a health potion. Being really good at puzzles and minigames. Balancing your skills so that you do well in a fight, regardless of the circumstances. Never wearing matching armor. Fighting the same enemy over and over again and cheering when you finally beat them. Panicking whenever dark music starts to play. Having to walk everywhere because you’re carrying too much to fast-travel.

Ravenclaw:

Spending 2+ hours on the customize character screen. Getting emotionally attached to the NPCs. Using actual strategy to plan out your quests/fights. Always having a lot of money but never having anything to spend it on.  Spending all of your level-up points in one category.Never getting caught when you steal things, but only taking small items because you’re afraid that someone will notice if you take something big. Wasting a lot of lockpicks on something that doesn’t even have good items in it. Placing waaay too many manual map-markers because you can never find your destination otherwise.

Slytherin: 

Spending too much time on side-quests instead of working on the main objective. Accidentally walking into a ridiculously difficult battle when you’re only level 2. Using long distance weapons to fights the enemies because you’re terrible in close combat. Forgetting what quest you were working on because you got distracted by a hunt for a random object. Actually using resistance potions/spells/e.t.c. Having conversations with companions and unlocking extra quests. Forgetting which buttons on your controller do what and having to spend a couple minutes to figure it out.

Gryffindor:

Forgetting to save and having go way back to the beginning of the quest when you die. Screaming out loud whenever something scary happens. Getting lost in a location that you’ve been to 50+times. Sneaking? What is that? You run straight into the open and hope you won’t die. Not understanding what the different stats for your weapons mean and picking the one that looks the coolest. Always forgetting that you have helpful items and never using them when you need them.

Tumblr i need your help

If anyone in London would be willing to let me, two birds and possibly a dog (if you are willing to take the dog that would be amazing but im willing to leave him behind if i must) stay with them please message me.

my mother has become increasingly violent towards me and is now trying to take it out on my animals. I had to physically drag her away from one of my birds today to stop her from hurting it. 

i never thought she would get like this. I never though she would dare go after my animals. 

I have scratches all over my neck and face from where she attacked me tonight, my face is red from where she has repeatedly slapped and punched me. 

So tomorrow im getting kicked out of my house and onto the streets. I dont know what im going to do. Tumblr please please help me, I fear for my animals.

if you could reblog this as well that would help so much. 

@tinysaurus-rex @ramseyringnecks @lotsandlotsofbirds @trans-guy-positive @pepperandpals @tieltavern @tiels @robbie-hotten @whenlifegivesyouconures @basquiat-martin @de-preciated @henrybakerartwork @flock-talk 

when will is away at art school he sends mike a self-painted postcard every week. of course mike is gonna put them up on the wall in his dorm room. and after a while he notices similarities… they connect. so he is always eagerly and impatiently awaiting the arrival of the newest postcard. 
and then finally, with the end of their first year of college, the whole picture is finished and shows a vibrant weeping willow. the weeping willow. the one under which they shared their first kiss. 

Notes to the girl whose house I live in

by reddit user JJX2525

It took me a week to find where you keep your wifi password. A whole week! I was really worried you’d thrown it away, but lo and behold, there it was in the cutlery drawer of all places. Everything about the way you organize things confuses me. I guess because you live on your own now you just put things any old place. I know there was someone else before, I heard you talking about him on the phone. Johnny, I think? Jimmy? Anyway, I know because you said it was tough being alone. But you’re not alone, of course. You have me!

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And something about it felt like home somehow. My heart has never been so full, thank you for loving me like I love you, T. Just best friends doing best friend things, like listening to a new album and hanging out at the beach house. This night was the happiest night I could’ve ever imagined with my two sisters. Life just keeps getting better and better by your side. I love you sunshine. 🖤 All my love, Dana and Brooke xo

Matthew Mercer’s Raven Queen ™

I’ve been seeing a whole bunch of stuff being thrown around about the Raven Queen after the latest Talks Machina, mostly centering around the speech that could have happened if anyone in VM had tried to argue with the Raven Queen for Vax’s soul. For simplicity’s sake, just in case anyone hasn’t seen or read it, this is the speech Matt gave:

“Do you have idea how insignificant you are? You are the instruments of divinity. Everything you have accomplished is because we gave you the tools to accomplish it, for goals unforeseen to you that fit our needs and interests. You are nothing, and yet you come and beseech me this, after all I have done for you?”

And I get it, it’s incredibly rude! After everything VM has done, after everything they have bled for, struggled for, lived and died for, to call them insignificant at the moment of their greatest triumph? It’s a slap in the face right before she takes away someone who should have gotten the happy ending that everyone else was getting.

But I feel like maybe we’re forgetting a key element of the Raven Queen in the Critical Role setting.

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Construction revenge ten years in making and why I will never have another business partner.

Long story. TL:DR at bottom.

A little over ten years ago, when I was a young carpenter, I met a guy who I’ll call “chad” because f*ck chad.

Chad was a new hire by the company I was working for, and became my helper. We got along famously even though he was 10 years older than me, he didn’t mind working under a 23 year old carpenter as an apprentice.

Chad and I had worked together for 6 months when he brought up the idea of starting a business together, he figured between the two of us, we could easily run a crew and build houses.

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I’ve been trying to leave my bathroom for the past 30 minutes

by reddit user v0ids

I can’t leave my bathroom.

About 30 minutes ago I got out of the shower and dried off, put on my pjs, opened the door and walked out, only to find myself back in my bathroom, staring at the closed door.

I stopped, and tried to rationalise what had just happened to me. I convinced myself that I had simply imagined that I had opened the door and stepped out, so I tried again. I pushed the door handle down, opened it, stepped out, and yet again found myself in my bathroom, standing in front of a closed door.

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Taylor-
A few years ago I was 16 and really struggling. I got really sick out of nowhere in my junior year of high school. I was in a relationship at the time and my then-boyfriend broke up with me because of how my face looked after I got sick, I was bullied horribly and I just felt so alone. It was definitely the lowest point in my life. But you somehow made everything better. I would listen to your music on my way to hospital visits, I would put headphones on while I was in the waiting room or being poked with needles, and I listened to you when I was alone in my bedroom, crying, thinking that it would never get better.
You got me through the worst time in my life. I’m 20 years old now and thriving. I have two jobs, my own house, etc. My life has changed a lot since then but something that remains a constant is you. You still inspire me just as much now as you did then, and I just wanted to say thank you for everything. Thank you for bringing me out of that downward spiral. Thank you for sharing your voice and your lyrics with me. Thank you for being my best friend. I love you so much ❤️❤️❤️

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it’s that time again.. the pano clearing house time. where i post out of season and finally let some panos get out into the world. They’re so much work to stitch together they get left till i’ve exhausted myself of easier things. 

a new wrinkle right there at the end. now the drone can also do panos. this is either going to kill me, or change everything. haha.

anyways. enjoy a bunch of pretty panos from the last half of the year. I have a lot more I may never get to. much like all the video i’ve shot this year, there just isn’t enough time in the day. 

Fallout new vegas characters as dril tweets

Yes man: I just hacked into the church and made god REal.

Vulpes inculta: harassing a man at a urinal, claiming i copyrighted piss.

Boone: I’m rwriting a script about a smart and handsome army man cop who murders civilians but wants to stop murdering civilians because hes in love.

Raul: “don’t tread of me”, the famous words of that good snake who doesn’t want to get stepped on, the noble slithering bastard i relate to most.

Veronica: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian.

Arcade: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. When the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement.

Cass: THis is not a “meltdown.” It’s a normal opinion.

Lily: getting all the snow out of my driveway with a gun, just fucking obliterating it.

Mr house: who the fuck is scraeming “LOG OFF” at my house. Show yourself, coward. I will never log off.

Ed-e: u have forced me to take extreme measures to protect my business and my lifestyle. I now refuse to open a single email until April the 12th.

Caeser: I feel truly blessed, knowing that everyone who has spoken ill of my brand is eating bugs in a cold prison cell.

Benny gecko: (playing Russian roulette and it’s my turn) haste the vista mother fucker( shoots the other guy

Mister fantastic: Mother Nature and Father Time are not real. Theyre fake people who were invented to explain trees and clocks to shitheads.

Not This Time Pt. 2

Summary: After a blowout fight, Billy has to find a way to make things right with his girl.

Authors Note: This is long. Very long… Like… five pages long. I was listening to The Last Time by Taylor Swift when I wrote this… Now that I’m reading it back, I don’t really see how much the song actually influenced the way I wrote it, but it’s a good song period. So listen to it. Even if you don’t like Taylor Swift, you’ll like this song. 

I have decided that I’m going to take requests! I really have a hard time writing them, though! Maybe I’ll reblog some prompts and you can send them in. 

Thanks for the love on the first part of this! I love you guys! All feedback is appreciated (even if you hated it)

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

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    “Hey, are you guys okay!?” I gasped, sprinting to the front door and embracing the kids as they filed in. 

Dustin, Lucas, and Max instantly wrapped their arms around my torso, nearly bowling me over.
 

     “Are you okay?” They questioned, their eyes flitting up to meet mine.

     “Fine, why?” 

     “We saw Billy walking home… He was a wreck.” Lucas explained. 

I let out a sigh, a twinge of pain striking me in the heart. Of course, he looked a mess. Not only had I gone off on him, he was presumably going home to a drunk father who would beat the shit out of him if he didn’t bring his little sister home.
    

 “Yeah. That was nothing.” I fibbed, glancing up to meet Steve standing in the doorway, his face looking worse than it had when the kids kidnapped him and threw him in Billy’s car.  
  

  “Jesus!” I exclaimed. He had a split above his eyebrow and another on his lower lip as well as a blackened eye that was turning an eerie green color. I couldn’t help but smirk at the multicolored bandaids the kids had slapped on his scrapes, though.
   

 “Yeah. This is nothing.” He mocked my tone from earlier, seeing right through my lie.

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Loser Club hc

  • Winter break turned out to be beyond freezing
  • They couldn’t even go outside to play in the sparkling white snow
  • After through planning and it freezing to death all the losers are in the safety of Bill’s house
  • They’re fighting over what movie to watch when Bev dumps out her backpack that was filled with makeup and I mean filled
  • The boys have never seen so much makeup and just gape at the sight
  • Bev declares that she’s gonna do each boys makeup
  • They protest so loudly and almost hysterically
  • But in the end they couldn’t say to no to Bev I mean how could they
  • So with some pop music (nkotb) playing in the background Bev gets started
  • Ben is first why because Bev has always wanted him in makeup
  • She sets aside neutral colors like olive, grey, muted blue, champagne and a few other colors for Ben
  • She gives him olive eyeshadow with touches of neutral blue, it’s subtle enough that it doesn’t make him look awkward but enough to bring out his eyes with brown eyeliner
  • She uses champagne powder to cover up any red spots and blends them into his skin and lastly she applies some nude lipstick
  • Ben looks freakin gorgeous omg were the losers in awe
  • Next was Bill, for Bill she mostly used light colors like pale pink, coral, light purple, and a little lavender
  • Lavender and light purple was his eyeshadow with a little brown eyeliner to accent his eyes
  • Pale pink blush and soft tan to to hide and blemishes
  • She gives him coral lipstick as a finishing touch and Stan almost faints but how attractive and beautiful Bill is like Stan just can’t cope
  • For Richie, Bev gives him a punk rock look I mean it’s not like they’ve discussed this before oh no definitely not
  • She applies deep purple eyeshadow with thick black eyeliner cateye style
  • His blush is a dark brownish and his lips are coated in black lipstick
  • Richie flips and he is so excited I mean he looks so badass and Eddie can’t stop staring at him with utter fascination
  • Stan gets all nude colors and boy does he look good
  • She gives him light pink blush to bring out the natural beauty Stan already has I mean this boy doesn’t need makeup he’s so gorgeous without it and Bill just keeps stuttering
  • Mike gets all the bold colors and I mean bold. Bev uses bright orange eyeshadow and he just looks stunning, she adds highlights to his face to bring out his features and man it does lastly she gives him sunshine yellow lipstick and Mike is practically glowing that’s how stunning he looked with the bold colors on his dark skin
  • Eddie gets all the glitter and sparkles
  • His eyeshadow is a glittering pink that makes his soft eyes shine, he gets the lightest powder and then sparkle blush that make his cheeks look so pretty and then Bev gives him cotton candy glitter lipgloss
  • Richie just starts crying because Eddie looks like a god he’s just so beautiful
  • The boys decide to collaborate and do Bev’s makeup instead of her usual look they use soft colors
  • It takes them many tries but they give her sky blue eyeshadow and pale green eyeliner
  • Light champagne powder and pink blush they also give her the glitter lipgloss she gave Eddie and she looks like a goddess as well
  • Ms. Denbrough takes a couple Polaroid shots of the group and each loser gets a copy
  • It was the best winter day ever
dissonance [4]

summary: James apologizes. || hades!bucky x persephone!reader

warnings: none? 

note: Feedback is always appreciated! I hope you guys like this!

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Last night Taylor invited me to her house in London where she played the whole reputation album which isn’t out for another month. We danced, we laughed, we cried. I’ve never seen Taylor looking so happy and she told me that I was the last person to get chosen and she told her management to get in contact with me because she just had to have me there. I’m so grateful, this is Taylor’s best album and get ready because you won’t be prepared. Also, Taylor gave us merch and I’m so happy😭

BTS reaction to another member walking in during sex

AAAAAAND guess who’s back with her 3rd reaction hell yeah. and what a great subject, yep, you guessed it: SEX :) you can probably guess what’s coming

btw please check out my new vkook edit on youtube :)

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