i needed to do this o k

I’ve been.. thinking.

So, I really love Kim Yoosung. He IS my favorite character from Mystic Messenger, and the first one I’ve decided to pick and go on the route. But there’s something about him that I’ve been wondering those past two weeks. 

O.k, we all know that he dyed his hair and it’s natural color is brown, however, he did it after Rika’s ‘’’’’’’’[insert bullshit here] death [/insert bullshit here] ‘’’’’’’’. We can say he decided to do it just to fit his new personality, blah blah blah, but. He could’ve chose plenty different colors beside blonde. O.k, maybe Cheritz just needed the ‘’blonde guy option’’ just like most of otome games, BUT.

Could it be that Yoosung is so obsessed with his cousin, that he wanted the same color as her? To be ‘’like’’ Rika, somehow? I really can see this as an option. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was really a thing. 

Guys please

Tell me I’m just overthinking

PLEASE

(L O O K i know this is not even remotely a response to the prompt of ‘bruce wayne gets railed by huge demon dicks’ but also you are all terrible sinners and this is quite frankly a best-case scenario)


It was easy to follow the path of the ratty brown trenchcoat traveling through tuxedos and gowns.

“Wayne! What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

Bruce had been watching him stomp his way up the stairs, and had made no effort to meet him, standing and sipping at his champagne. “John!” he greeted, too cheerful to ever be genuine. “Glad to see you got your invitation.”

“Yes, I know I wasn’t — what?” Constantine stopped in his tracks with a frown. “What invitation?”

Your invitation,” Bruce said, gesturing to all assembled. “To the party. Which I assume you accepted, since you’re here. I knew you’d have to show up to one of them, eventually.”

“I don’t…”

The facts were these:

  • Bruce Wayne had apparently invited John Constantine to a party despite having no reason to believe it was necessary or desired.
  • ‘One of them, eventually’ suggested that he had invited John to many such parties.
  • A party was often the easiest time to find and corner Bruce Wayne, when he couldn’t go handcuffing anyone to anything with ridiculous bat-shaped handcuffs.
  • John never expected or waited for invitations to parties.
  • Bruce could not possibly have been monitoring John’s activities closely enough to know when he ought to invite him to a party.

Therefore:

  • Bruce Wayne had been sending John Constantine invitations to every party he had thrown in the last six years, for the express purpose of ensuring that John could never have the satisfaction of crashing a posh party uninvited.

John’s eyes narrowed. “You unbelievably petty asshole.”

The pull at the corner of Bruce’s mouth suggested that he knew that John knew what Bruce had done, and this knowledge of his knowledge pleased him inordinately. He sipped at his champagne.

“Do you know who it is that you were just flirting with?” Constantine asked, returning to his original reason for talking to the man at all.

Bruce’s eyebrow only barely moved higher than the other. “I don’t know that I would say that I was flirting, necessarily,” Bruce said.

“Oh, I know what you look like when you’re flirting,” John reminded him, and Bruce’s eyes flitted away back over the crowd. “You were flirting.” Bruce shrugged. “Did you even catch his name?”

The corners of Bruce’s mouth turned ever-so-slightly downward, a twitch in his brow that wasn’t a furrow. His champagne flute drifted away from his mouth. “I don’t think I did,” he said, and this admission of his oversight was said with the awestruck manner that most people reserved for a glimpse of the divine.

Appropriately enough.

“You’ve been flirting with the Devil,” Constantine informed him, in as blunt of terms as he could manage.

“I don’t see what that has to do with anything,” Bruce said. “I haven’t seen Talia in months.”

John huffed, grabbing Bruce by the arm and pulling him toward the railing overlooking the ballroom. “Not the metaphorical devil,” he said. “I mean Lucifer, the Fallen, Prince of Lies, the Dark Lord Satan. You have been flirting with the King of Hell.” He gestured with both arms toward the circle of besotted partygoers surrounding the man to whom Bruce had been speaking.

Bruce scoffed. The man in question looked up from the dance floor. His eyes were all the colors of a sunset, and cherubic golden curls formed a halo around his head. He saw Bruce, and he smiled.

Bruce almost smiled back. It was the beginnings of a smile, a beginning that spoke of an ignoble end, asymmetrical and soft and small.

He stopped. He turned his head away, and his face went a familiar blank shape. He glanced back toward the angelic figure out of the corner of his eye, as if to confirm the effect, before looking away again. He set his empty champagne flute down on the rail.

“That is the Devil,” he repeated for confirmation.

“Yes.”

“King of Hell.”

“Technically retired.”

“What?”

“He just sort of putters around these days,” Constantine admitted.

“He seemed nice,” said Bruce, who now seemed wary of looking toward the party.

“He does tend to.”

Bruce’s gaze drifted back toward Lucifer.

“Wayne. No.”

“Hm?”

“You’re thinking about it. I can tell you’re thinking about it. Theology or philosophy or Stones lyrics. Stop it.”

“I just wish I’d known sooner,” Bruce said. He was watching those blonde curls intently. “I might have had some questions.”

“No. No.” John took Bruce by the shoulders. “That’s how it starts, just an innocent conversation, and then what? Look. I know we’ve had this little rivalry, you and me, over who can stick their dick in the least advisable place, but that is literally, actually Satan. You cannot fuck him. I don’t just mean you shouldn’t, I mean physically, it’s not possible. And even if you could — God knows, if anyone could find a way — it’s still literal, actual Satan we’re talking about here. There are very few things in this world I’m willing to state are absolutely and categorically bad, and one of them is fucking literal, actual Satan.”

Bruce grabbed a champagne flute off the tray of a passing waiter. “Despite what you seem to think, Mr. Constantine,” he said, “I have not yet sunk so far as to need lectures on ethics from you of all people.”





anonymous asked:

how do u make orange juice without oranges please tell me i need to k n o w

if you want orange juice bad enough, u find a way. Real life isn’t animal crossing okay? Oranges don’t grow on trees

anonymous asked:

how would th rfa+V react to having a vv smol s/o

Haven’t written for ten years BUT OKAY (prepare for awkwardness)

Yoosung: 

He would feel so #blessed. This boy is also pretty smol compared to the other members of the RFA (I mean he may be taller than Jaehee but she will w r e c k you). A smol s/o would make him feel just that tiny bit more masculine and not even just that but he loves cuddling?? He will just randomly plop down beside them if he isn’t doing anything and give them a huge hug and call them adorable. 

Zen:

He would die internally. The man’s already a giant and having a smol s/o other means that he gets tease them all the time?? Like let’s say you need something and this guy decided to take it and hide it. He’s going to be holding it over your head (literally) until you give in to his demands (usually a kiss). Not only that, but he also adores the height difference because he thinks it’s adorable!

Jaehee:

She wouldn’t think that they were all that smol because she’s pretty short for her age too. All that a short S/O would mean to her is that she doesn’t ever have to strain herself for kisses or something. The other members like to tease the t of them a bit, but honestly they all think it’s adorable as well.

Jumin:

 He adores it!! He thinks that the fact that they’re so small makes them even cuter in his eyes. He loves to hold them, or have em sit in his lap while he’s working because he feels that they just fit so perfectly there. 

Seven:

He would be teasing them all the time for the fact that they were so short. He never means it in a rude way because he honestly loves it. He loves being able to pick them up and to give them piggy back rides so that they can feel tall too. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he just picks them up randomly for a quick run around the house.

I can’t sleep and I’m posting garbage, but why the flying fuck does the WWE not sell leggings/tights? Is there any actual reason? Can you imagine the amount of money they would make, I would empty my bank account for some of these.

Just imagine the possibilities

Sami Zayn checkerboard leggings

Becky Lynch steampunk design that reads “Lasskicker” down a leg

Charlotte’s aqua leggings that read “Do it with Flair” in white cursive down the sides

Chris Jericho ones that incorporate every one of his past gimmicks including Y2J and The Lion Tamer. I feel a mighty need…

BREEZANGO leggings available in five different colors of striped furs

Dolph Ziggler tights with that awesome “DZ” logo on the thigh you know what I’m talking about

FINN BALOR DEMON LEGGINGS

Loud as fuck purple and yellow leggings make sure you stay hyped for Zack and Mojo

Kevin Owens leggings are black with a big-ass “K.O.” on them. The letters. On the booty. Get it big-ass? I’m sorry.

The neon pink and blue ones come New Day approved mainly because of the unicorns and rainbows all over, those nerds would be so pleased to see people wearing these in public.

Natalya pink and black “Queen of Harts” leggings

Sasha Banks “Bo$$” ones naturally

I would murder somebody for a pair of Edge and Christian leggings I’m not kidding

AND NAOMI GLOW IN THE DARK ONES!

Plus you could run a vintage series with some of the amazing designs they have on t-shirts in the store.

FT 517 (and later chapters) predictions
  • Natsu and Igneel have a convo that will be blurred out maybe. They discuss “how to beat END” or Igneel tells him he has to push forward or some cheesy stuff as he disappears again. Maybe warns him about Zeref somehow - saying he will use whats most precious to him to activate END *cough Lucy cough*
  • Shocker- Lucy won’t appear in the memories. But hell I want her too though. (if by miracle she does, he will be the last person she sees).
  • O.K SO Listen to this bc everyone is saying the Irene lost powers as she fused into Wendy but SHOCKER she’s 100x stronger now bc she has her powers and Wendy’s. 
  • Erza fights Wendy 2.0 - she has too. Maybe Irene says something like “you need to kill the current me, but if you do wendy dies to lmao”
    • I predict someone coming in to join the fight. Can we say a Erza x Mira tag team again ppl??
  • We get a flash back to guild - Zeref mutters something of importance. I think he will move to Lucy now.
  • He makes his move, forces Lucy to leave Natsu somehow. Maybe something happened outside where they were staying? She’s ready for a fight, gets into a new stardress or Leo stardress?
  • And then she is faced with Zeref, a standoff, and Natsu finally wakes up and, after coming out of his fog of a coma, searches for Lucy (since he can smell her all over him)
  • He goes outside to see her w Zeref
    • Future notes- this will be the cause of his transformation obv 
A Simple Game.

“E.” Jake looks at me with wide eyes, practically vibrating with anxiousness. He’d picked E, the most common letter in the alphabet. He was desperate to pick a correct one this time.

I rise, smiling, and he whimpers. I write E on the board next to his other failed letters. O, U, I, G, B, F, K, E.

“The word was ‘Jazz’.” You only got the A, Jake. I’ve built the gallows, made the noose, and now the last leg is gone. You’re going to need to do better,” I say as I walk across the room.

Jake’s face grows pale. “Please, just another guess. Just one more.”

“Now now, you know the rules,” I say, grabbing some nylon rope. “8 guesses and you lose.” I fasten the tourniquet to his wife’s left leg, her one remaining foot pulling desperately at the chains that keep her pinned to the floor, weeping through the gag.

“Please. Please!” Jake yells as I grab the electric saw. I pull the welding mask down and begin cutting Mary’s leg. Blood splashes across my apron and mask, the stumps of her arms flapping uselessly above as the saw bites in. She hasn’t gotten used to not having hands and is trying to grab me, but she passes out as I sever the bone and finish the procedure.

I smile at her still form, her body swaying from the noose now that both her legs are missing. Jake sobs in his cage.

“Cheer up Jake. You may have lost the first game, but you could still win the second.“ I reach for his son, Dylan’s eyes growing wide and tears streaming down his face.

Hangman was so much more fun when someone was at stake.

anonymous asked:

what if s/o was a closeted transgender and finally came out to plumeria/guzma/nanu/grimsley about being trans?

PLUMERIA is all over them so quick. What do you need from me, how can I help, is there anything specific you need? All that junk. She smothers them in love that day, and becomes fiercely protective.

GUZMA is like “Lol k” and then “Holy shit really?” but he’s the same way as Plumeria, but like… So much more protective. Someone looks at them wrong? Golisopod eats them for dinner.

NANU’s exact reaction, and I will swear by this, would just be this blank ass deadpan expression going, “Aite.” He’ll get them whatever they need and never would make a huge big deal out of it. He loves them all the same.

GRIMSLEY might be a tad bit shocked, but he recovers quickly and goes right back to loving his s/o no matter what anyone thinks. He fell in love with them for their heart, not what was between their legs.

anyway simon is going to realize he has feelings for raphael and then come out in episode 10. and raphael is going to reciprocate and they’re going to be a beautiful love story. i dont know a toad slatekin.

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typegladion  asked:

*slams fist on table* here's a pretty gay request if you want even tho you don't play Pokémon SuMo: nullolashipping

//smashes drawing tablet against the wall and throws the drawing at you//

H erE ya go dabbing yoosunga c;

GAY STUFF bc i love gay stuff

i loved sketching it k, and it took a lot of time since i wanted to do the piggy back ride :,) I hope i got em right tho :o if not, sorry for he mistakes. i wish i could play pokemon cri

Thank you for requesting <3

enjoyyyyy

pd: cant wait to see our gay babus

IM STILL HUNGRY FOR REQUESTS k so send me gay ships, idc if you already requested 7898 times, i love doing this 

Exo reactions to their crush falling asleep on them

*I don’t own any of these gifs*

Y/N= your name

Baekhyun:*you fall asleep on his crotch and he tries to ignore it but fails to stop the pervy thoughts*

Chanyeol:*tries to ignore you by drinking because the other members are around*

*but then he needs the toilet and doesn’t know what to do*

Chen:*takes sneaky pictures of you sleeping for blackmail later*

D.O:*you fall asleep on him while watching a movie and he can’t help smiling*

Kris:*you fall asleep on him while on a car trip and when you arrive he looks at the other members like*

“what do I do?”

Kai:*admires how cute you look when you’re asleep*

Lay:*doesn’t even care and just lets you get comfortable*

Luhan:*gently strokes your hair without waking you up and watches you as you sleep*

Suho:*doesn’t know what to do*

Sehun:*gif speaks for itself*

Tao:*the other members start teasing him because you fell asleep on his crotch, he just looks at them like*

Xiumin:*wakes you up by giggling*

“I’m sorry Y/N!”

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  • Me: ow
  • (inside)
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  • My brain: OUR GIRL IS HAVING A FUCKING H E A R T A T T A C K WHY ARE YOU ASSHOLES JUST STANDING AROUND DOING N O T H I N G
  • (later)
  • My Dad: You're not having a heart attack. If you were, you would have experienced more dangerous symptoms than just a pain in the chest. There's no need for you to worry about it.
  • Me, to my brain: he just said that i'm fine, so you can stop freaking out now
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