i need to win this contest


Hello hello!!! o3o
To celebrate having a whopping 15,000+ followers, I am setting up a giveaway! >w<
There will be one grand prize winner and 2 runners up!
The grand prize winner with receive

  • A Victuri and Otayuri  3 inch Acrylic Standee (valued at 30 dollars)
  • Their choice of an 11x17 poster (value of 20 dollars)
  • Their choice of an 8.5x11 print or a postcard (Value of 10 dollars)

The two runners up will receive

  • Their choice of an 11x17 poster (value of 20 dollars)


Here are the rules! :D

1) You must be 18 years or older and a resident of the United States (as per tumblr giveaway rules)
2) You DON’T need to reblog or like (although I’m always happy if you want to spread the word ^w^), but you must be a FOLLOWER to win!
3) Leave a REPLY in this post to enter! (you can just say, “I want to enter!” or something XD

This contest is open for 1 week!

(4/22 to 4/29 at 11:59 PM)
This is a lottery style giveaway, so, the winners will be randomly chosen from all who enter and qualify ^w^





If you have any questions please don’t hesitate to ask me :D

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TED: Four chefs, one chance at a ten thousand dollar prize.  They must create an unforgettable meal using the mystery ingredients provided, or they will be chopped.  Let’s meet our contestants.  First, Chef Angela.

ANGELA: I’m Angela, I’m sous chef at Le Snobbe in Omaha Nebraska.  My specialty is Scottish with an Asian twist.  I need to win this so my parents will take me seriously.

TED: Next we have Chef Madagascar.

MADAGASCAR: I run the Shaggoth Catering Company.  My family came over from Kazantzan to build a better life here, but my brothers all died of the plague the second our house foreclosed.  I need the ten thousand dollars to buy my mother a new kidney.

TED: Chef Bill.

BILL: I’m extremely loud and have a broad range of interests that will do nothing to help me in this competition.  Watch me as I punch the camera with my tattooed knuckles that read FOOD.

TED: And finally, Chef Gooseberry.

GOOSEBERRY: I’m Gooseberry, I live in Los Angeles, and I love vegan food to the point where I won’t eat anything that ingests oxygen.  I see so many people eating meat and it *starts crying* just makes me so sad, I have to win this to show them that there’s a better way.

Ted: Chefs, before you there is a basket of ingredients.  You must use all of them, and your dishes will be critiqued by our panel of distinguished chefs on taste, presentation, and creativity.  If you can’t, you will be chopped.  Please open your baskets.  You must construct an appetizer using shank of unicorn, human hair, ground glass, and puffed cheese snacks. You have twenty minutes.

ANGELA: I see the puffed cheese snacks and I immediately think, haggis.  I run to the pantry and grab chickpeas and Sriracha, to give it a little kick.

GOOSEBERRY: Unicorn!  Whyyyyyy is there meeeeeeat!  (cries) Oh well, I’ll just have to suck it up and make it vegan as possible by pan-searing it and dousing it in chicken broth.

MADAGASCAR: I’m so stoked to see ground glass in the basket.  My mom used to cook with this all the time.  It has sort of a crunchy texture, so I’m gonna make pancakes.

(Shot of Bill looking alarmed and confused)

BILL: Guys…none of these are…food…uhh…

BILL: I just have this wad of human hair in my basket and I’m thinking, what the hell am I supposed to do with this?  But I know unicorn has to be soaked to get the glitter off, otherwise it’ll be way too salty and start sprouting little flowers, so I get that soaking and hope the rest will come to me.

JUDGE ALEX: What a great basket!  But I think it will be a real challenge for our chefs.

JUDGE SCOTT: There’s a lot you can do with puffed cheese snacks, but you’d have to be careful their saltiness doesn’t build on the natural saltiness of the unicorn shanks.  I’m so curious to see what they plan to do with the human hair, which in this basket is a mix of Asian, African, and Caucasian strands.

ANGELA: Some of these hairs are Asian, so I use them to tie the ends of my haggis.  I love showing off my specialty.

MADAGASCAR: Not many people would think to cook and eat a unicorn, but in Kazantzan, you take whatever comes your way.  I take the glitter and I put it into a puree for a sauce with vinegar, making sure to chant the ancient evil incantation over it that will keep it from sprouting.  But I’m running out of time, so I may have slurred some of the words together.

(Madagascar starts bleeding from the nose)

JUDGE ALEX: Ohhh, it looks like he’s reversed the S and the Q in “sesustngsnqsutintan.”  That’s the kind of mistake that could cost him some time.  You have to admire his ambition though.

BILL: I get the unicorn into the grill, but I haven’t even touched my hairball yet.  I remember thinking of a prank my big brother played on me once, so I throw the ground glass into the blender with some ice, vodka, and limoncello.

TED: And there is one minute left remaining!

ANGELA: I haven’t even started plating yet, my haggis isn’t done swelling, but I’m thinking, just get it on the plate.

GOOSEBERRY: I have one minute.  I’m gonna make a fresh green salad to represent my vegan lifestyle, and start making a vinaigrette.

TED: FIVE…FOUR…THREE…TWO…ONE…time’s up, please step back.

MADAGASCAR: I look down at my dish, and I’m pretty proud of what I’ve done.  Then I see that there’s nose blood on the plate.  I need that ten thousand dollars.

BILL: I quickly added the hairball as a garnish.

It’s not gross, it’s gormet

GOOSEBERRY: ohhhh nooo I forgot the unicorn shanks, the glass, the hairball, and the Cheetos (TV EDIT, TOTALLY DIFFERENT VOICE) puffed cheese snacks.  All I have is this red onion salad and white truffle dressing.

ANGELA: If I’d just had five more minutes, this would have been a killer cheese and hair haggis.  *shrugs*

TED: Alright chefs, let’s see what you made. Chef Bill.

BILL: I’ve made for you today a cheese-snack encrusted grilled unicorn shank, with a lemon glass slushie.

JUDGE ALEX (sternly): I love this.  You really handled the glitter beautifully, and the limoncello adds a lot of much-needed acidity to the salty flavors.

JUDGE SCOTT: I don’t like it.  There’s hair on my plate and I hate you.

BILL: It…it was one of the ingredients…

TED: Chef Angela.

ANGELA: Before you today we have a cheese snack and ground unicorn haggis, tied with Asian hairs and garnished with a tarragon and glass crumble.

JUDGE ALEX (sternly): The combination is brilliant, the flavors really play off each other well.  But mine is a little cold in the center, and you can see…I have sprouts.

ANGELA: It’s supposed to do that.  I meant to do that.

TED: Chef Madagascar.

MADAGASCAR: Today I’ve made you a unicorn pancake with a glass crust, and a glitter dipping sauce.

JUDGE SCOTT: I’m not getting any of the human hair.

TED: Tell us why you need to win today.

MADAGASCAR: I need to get my mother a new kidney, as we had to sell her good one to pay for my father’s ransom.  He’s okay now, but times have been hard with just one kidney to share between them.

JUDGE ALEX: There’s blood on my plate.  I can’t eat this.

TED: Chef Gooseberry.

GOOSEBERRY: I’ve made a vegan-friendly dish, with the unicorn, cheese snacks, and the hair omitted.  The glass did not make it onto the plate.

JUDGE SCOTT: This is just red onions and white truffle oil.

GOOSEBERRY: That is correct.


GOOSEBERRY (with a black eye, sniffling): Thank you chef.

TED: Now whose dish has been put on the chopping block?


TED (revealing Gooseberry’s dish): Chef Gooseberry, you’ve been chopped.

GOOSEBERRY: I was pretty disappointed to get chopped, but I stand by my work, and I’m proud nobody had to eat meat made by my hand. (leaves down the hallway)

TED: Next up, the entree round. WHO (flash to Madagascar) WILL (flash to Angela) BE (flash to Bill) CHOPPED???!!??

A Hunter’s Guide to Titans: Pluses and Minuses


1) Usually amused by stories about Warlocks

A fine quality in a comrade.

2) Really good battlefield distractions

Eager to punch stuff. Makes it easy to strategically retreat. Encourage this. 

3) Very easy to fool with loaded dice

Don’t believe in cheating. Delicious.

4) Willing to make and lose the same bet over and over

Impressively stubborn. I even heard some idiot thought he could outrun a Golden Gun.

5) Require little combat maintenance outside of gummy snacks

Save them for when you need them, otherwise you’ll go through a lot of snacks.

6) Good drinking buddies, bad at drinking contests

They always think they’ll win, right up until the point they pass out. Equally amusing to see people try to drag a Titan in full plate out of a crowded bar.

Surprisingly good dancers.


1) Overeager to sacrifice themselves for the City

No one is asking you to die, okay? Stop offering.

2) Won’t shut up about walls

Shut up about the Walls already.

3) Less fun when they learn about the loaded dice

Try to get a head start.

4) Difficult to outrun in a straight line


5) Take everything way too seriously

Also, prone to grumpiness without gummy snacks.

6) Fist bumps hurt a lot

Ghosts get sick of re-setting bones.



Hey everyone!! I just hit 16K and I’ve been on Tumblr for the longest time and have received amazing support from friends and the studyblr community, so it’s time to give back!!  Win these and go back to school in style!!! 😎 😎

I will be giving away everything in the photo above and I might throw in some extra cute stuff too!!! (my succulents are not included!!! lmao sorry i love them too much!!)

Here are the rules:

  1. Reblog this post (Multiple reblogs count, but please have consideration for your followers!!! Also no blogs dedicated to this giveaway, and likes won’t be counted but you can use them as a bookmark!)
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  3. It’s optional, but if you want to be extra cool  😎 follow my personal instagram: delphineji and we can be friends!!!!!  ❤ ❤ ❤  
  4. You must have parental/guardian permission if under 18, since if you win I will need your address!!! 
  5. The winner will be announced on the 28th of April! If you win and fail to reply to me within 48 hrs I’ll have to choose a new winner!
  6. This contest is for everyone!!! International shipping is on me!!!  😎 ❤

Good luck everyone!! Just send me an ask/message if you have any questions!  ❤ ❤ ❤

From what I see, regarding Eurovision 2017, everyone agrees on one thing. 


And he deserves to win the contest..

it seems like people forget that even if they’re in love, lance and keith are Rivals. they’re Arch Enemies and they wouldn’t let a little thing like dating change that:

  • keith convinces lance to go on morning jogs with him, but they always turn into sprints real quick bc one boy starts edging in front of the other and so on
  • “I bet I can kiss you longer without stopping for air.” 
    • “um? no way dude you’re on.”
    • shiro finds keith and lance making out but they’re both turning blue and keith is punching the wall for some reason? keith breaks away and gasps in a huge gulp of air and screams “DAMMIT” at the same time lance just like. dabs or something
  • they get into an honest-to-god hand holding contest. whoever lets go first loses. 
    • “guys, we have to start afternoon training.”
    • “I don’t think you realize the gravity of the situation, shiro. I can’t let keith win. jesus, are you insane?”
    • “keith, then–”
    • “nope. already lost the kissing. I am not about to go o-for-two here.”
  • everything, absolutely everything turns into a competition, and the more in love they fall the worse it gets. 
  • like, before it was just bc they “hated” each other. but now? goddamn if lance is gonna be shown up by his boyfriend. and keith needs to keep lance’s head from getting too big or he’s unbearable.
  • who uses the most pet names in a day? one point lance. who reaches out for little touches always? another point lance. makes the other smile the most? keith’s on the board. the best at complimenting?
    • “your mullet is actually ridiculously attractive and your hair in general is so soft and I would actually commit murder to know your secret.”
    • “yeah? well, your skin is like, spotless, ok? do you even have pores?”
    • “it’s called moisturizing, babe. and when I’m stressed I get backne! I’ve seen you shirtless a bazillion times and your body is perfect!”
    • “no way. don’t even say that. my core needs some serious work. you have abs, lance. I could wash my jacket on those things.”
    • I have a good body? have you looked in a mirror? someone carved a v in your hips with a freaking chisel!”
  • this becomes a regular game over dinner, and team voltron barely even hears them bicker anymore.
  • just. keith and lance being an Old Married Couple. they were made for each other. 

kazliin  asked:

Lily, you know what I'm going to ask ;) Because that Viktuuri Eurovision commentator/contestant AU is something the world needs to see

guess who has two thumbs and no sense of self-preservation? IT’S ME

so basically kaz and i were talking about eurovision and then i had this sudden thought of a fake rivals-verse fic idea where yuuri’s an exasperated commentator who’s suddenly been forced to host esc and viktor’s the winning contestant from last year who is co-hosting with him and…. because this is rivals-verse, yuuri hated viktor’s entry last year. hoo boy. 

Love Love, Peace Peace

Yuuri Katsuki and Viktor Nikiforov to Co-host 2016 Eurovision Song Contest in Saint Petersburg
Beloved TV commentator Yuuri Katsuki, known for his sharp and witty commentary during previous contests, and 2015 ESC winner Viktor Nikiforov will be co-hosting the 2016 Eurovision Song Contest in Saint Petersburg, Russia. This year’s theme will be “Making History” and will be held at the Alexei Panin Arena from 11-15 May. 

Nikiforov won last year with his stunning ballad “Stay Close to Me”, featuring a figure skating segment halfway through the song… (more)

Yuuri clicks out of the article with a groan and takes a sip of his coffee, waiting for his new co-host to arrive. The office is a busy drone in the background, with only the sounds of ringing phones and beeping machines filling the silence. He checks his mobile. Nikiforov is late.


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5x22 Follower Giveaway

Sorry friends! I meant to post this sooner, but life got busy the past few days. The 5x22 Follower Giveaway is a goodie from HVFF Chicago - artwork by Brian C. Roll (oydsseyart.net) and signed by DAVID RAMSEY! Yes, it is 100% authentic. I chatted with David and watched him sign it. :) 

I know many of you will never get the chance to meet any of the Arrow cast, so this is just my little way of sharing the experience!


  • If you are interested in participating in the giveaway, you need to like or reblog this post.
  • I will ship internationally.
  • I will announce the winner after 5x22 airs Wednesday May 17th!

And don’t worry if you don’t win. I’ll have one more giveaway for the finale. Yes, another HVFF goodie.

I’m just saying

Eric Richard “Bitty” Bittle would absolutely destroy the competition if he ever competed on cutthroat kitchen because he would seem to be this sweet little baker to the other contestants and then it would switch to the personal commentary and he would have this terrifying smile on his face and he would just say “my boyfriend is an NHL star and I have my own restaurant I don’t need the money I am going to win this” and then he just comes out and kills every challenge and is still this sweet little baker boy and everyone is stunned

when bitty wins he just smiles and congratulates the other competitors and he still acts so sweet and innocent and says he’s gonna go donate everything to charity and everyone loves him

alton brown has never been this impressed and scared in his life

anonymous asked:

Writing prompt: Harry and Draco playing Twister? Would that be stupid or hilarious?

Harry Potter thought his life was quite odd.

It started when a giant of a man barged into a door on his eleventh birthday, giving his cousin a pigtail and then promptly telling him he was a wizard.

And it ended, apparently, with his face buried in Draco Malfoy’s arse.

“Red!” Hermione’s voice sounded even shriller than usual, but that could be her excitement. Or the fact that she was drunk. “Uh, left hand, red. yeah.”

(She had to be drunk. If she wasn’t drunk, that meant that he wasn’t drunk, either, which meant that he was currently playing a muggle game with his arch-nemesis. Ex-arch-nemesis. Acquaintance? Anyway. That meant that he was doing this while sober, and then he would have no excuse for this ridiculous behaviour. Nor an excuse for slightly enjoying it, too.)

“Merlin’s arse on a stick,” Malfoy muttered under his breath, stretching in front of Harry to get his hand on the red circle on their left. 

The movement was innocent enough.

If only it didn’t make Malfoy clench his thighs, pushing back his arse.

God, it was a magnificent -

Focus, Harry.

“Goddamnit, Malfoy,” Harry cursed, fighting the urge to knock Malfoy’s legs away. (Or kiss his arse. It could go either way at this point) “Move your arse, I need to breathe.”

“You’re the boy who lived,” Malfoy argued, his words slightly slurring at the edges, and he turned his head to smirk at Harry. His face was as red as Ron’s hair. “You can’t die from suffocation.”

Kicking him was definitely winning the contest of ‘things to do’ now. 

“Fuck off -”

“Harry,” Hermione’s voice made him snap his head up, which almost made him loose his balance. “You need to touch red, Harry, or Draco wins.”

And that simply could not happen.

They had been at this round for… ages, now. Hours? All night? Who knew. Pansy and Blaise had already given up and were chatting idly on the couch, too preoccupied with each other to give Draco and Harry much thought, and Ron and Hermione were tossing the spinner back and forth. 

But Harry.

He was not going to lose.

Not from Draco Malfoy.

“Alright,” he finally said - no, growled, and took a deep breath. Placing his hand on red meant shifting his entire weight from his current stance, a precise and quick movement was needed to do this without falling first-faced onto Malfoy - and a precise and quick movement was exactly what he could not do while drunk.

But Harry was never something if not stubborn.

“Three,” Malfoy started, a grin apparent in his voice, “two, one -”

Harry shifted.

And it all went to shit. 

His hand flailed in the air, missing his mark and shooting away on the ground, which meant that the only thing saving his face from connecting to the unforgiving ground was Malfoy’s arse.

POTTER!” Malfoy yelled out, kicking his arms and legs away, tackling Harry and rolling them over before Harry could figure out what’s happening. “what the fuck,” Malfoy muttered when they finally rolled to a stop, his arms on either side of Harry, his eyes wide and his cheeks red, red, red. “You kissed my arse,” he said, and if possible his eyes widened even more.

“I didn’t,” Harry said, but he wasn’t sure. “I fell.”

“On my arse.”

“Well, yes.”

“Which you then kissed.”

“I didn’t -”

“You did.” And then he smiled, his face split in two, and it was the most beautiful thing Harry had ever seen. “You kissed my arse, it’s only fair I get to do this.”

Harry raised an eyebrow, “To do what -”

And then Malfoy’s lips were on his, hot and pliant and something akin to desperation, and Harry smiled.

jjonghugs  asked:

Heyyy I know you may have blocked requests but when they're open again, can you do one with Shinee as drunks?! Thank you!! No I'm not drunk, you are!

hohohoho you got it babe ;)


  • casually pounding shots
  • keeps pouring his members shots and if they refuse, pulls out the hyung card 
  • taemin dared him (with a shit-eating grin) to one-shot the soju bottle
  • stares dead at the members as he downs it allllllllll
  • shakes the bottle over his head for effect (onew: ONE SHOT / shinee: omg we need to carry him home) 
  • tbh he’s fine and will probably be carrying someone else home (taemin hundo p) 
  • goes on eating the dried squid on the table 
  • and also all of the crackers 
  • finding it very difficult to peel this clementine 


  • suggests drinking games even though he’s so bad at them 
  • tbh he just wants to sing the drinking song in the beginning 
  • “마셔라, 마셔라, 마셔라, 술이 들어간다 쭉~ 쭉~ 쭉~” (drink, drink, drink, alcohol goes down well, well, well) 
  • also a terrible drinker and avoid shots 
  • once he didn’t want to a shot and just dumped it while everyone else drank (minho saw and they never stopped giving him shit for it) 
  • keeps talking about space (”it’s just so BIG and like the moon is just *there* in the sky isn’t that so amazing” / ot4: mhmmm) 
  • when they are in the vicinity of their dorm, he immediately struggles out of his clothes (”i hate clothes” / key: omg jonghyun pls you are an idol and we are in the elevator you canNOT be doing this rn there is a cctv in here YOU’RE GOING TO CAUSE A SCANDAL) 
  • pantless jonghyun running down the hall!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • his daegu satoori (accent) is OUT
  • if people are talking over him: “yah. yah. YAH LISTEN TO ME”
  • pressing his glass of ice water to his face bc he is heating up and needs to cool tf down 
  • keeps making i’m so hot jokes tho 
  • what’s in his shot glass is not actually soju  
  • surreptitiously poured water in it beforehand 
  • made eye contact with jonghyun when he did it (*mouths* i will murder you / jong: *nods* wait but me too) 
  • aigoo he wasn’t even going to drink today and now he’s mildly wasted 
  • at the dorm: is still able to brush his teeth, do his entire skincare routine, take out his contacts, put in his retainer 
  • @ himself when he wakes up: incredible 


  • not drunk
  • key: yes you are / minho: i will fight you and your WHOLE family / key: and my point is made for me
  • want to see how many shots he can do in a minute (ot3: absolutely not / taemin: yeah) 
  • giggling a lot 
  • asked the bar owner v cutely to turn on dream girl for them (shinee: you have no shame / minho: SHINEE’S BACK) 
  • two seconds later, standing on their chairs: drEEEAAM GIRL~~~~~~
  • refusing to drink water bc he will win. he will win against alcohol (onew: minho, i’m talking to sober you rn. sober you wants you to drink water. / minho: sober me is a wet blanket) 
  • in the morning: fUCK / onew: *chucks a water bottle at him* i fking told you


  • concentrating really hard on the table to make it stop moving
  • needs to close one eye to see his texts (taemin: im ginbe / kai: what) 
  • things are fine
  • he just needs to drink a lil bit of water
  • spills it all over his shirt while he tries to drink out of the water bottle
  • looks like he’s a participant in a wet t-shirt contest tbh
  • 2 mins later: why is he wet 
  • looks down like aw man 
  • it sobers him up a bit tho 
  • wakes to to multiple messages from his squad group chat like “did you live” 
  • brightens up considerably when he realizes that he has his phone!!!!
  • drunk tae is arguably more responsible than sober tae (key: you mean you have good friends you lil shit you threw your phone across the room last night and i picked it up) 
The Music Director

I noticed a lack of Sammy Lawrence in @doodledrawsthings Hell’s Studio AU so I thought I’d write something. 

Bendy liked Sammy Lawrence, or at least as much as he could. As a worker, Sammy was impeccable. He did his work, turned it in on time, and didn’t complain (too much). As a person he was….less than pleasant. Sammy was grumpy, antisocial, and prone to snapping at anyone and everyone when he was tired. Which was most of the time. He had little patience and an even smaller tolerance for people. He was at least polite most of the time. He got along with Alice pretty well, which was sort of a point of comfort for Bendy. Alice and Susie kept the guy from exploding too much. But boy was Sammy high strung. Especially with people tromping in and out of his office to get at the damned ink pump switch. Sometimes Bendy found himself feeling sorry for the music director. Joey was a special kind of crazy even on the best of days. At the moment, Bendy was down in the music department to collect the new songs for that week’s episode. They had a deadline to meet.

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137 Winter  Writing Prompts!

1. “Come out in the snow with me!”

2. “I can’t believe it’s already snowing,”

3. “Want some cocoa?”

4. “I’m baking!”

5. "I can’t feel my legs.”

6. “Don’t open those till later!”

7. “What’d you get me?”

8. “Thanks for the.. Uh.. Gift?”

9. “I have no clue what this is supposed to be.”

10. "I’d rather stay inside.”

11. “The house is so warm.”

12. “It’s warm inside.”

13. “There’s no way I’m going out in that weather!”

14. “Is this the first time you’ve seen snow?”

15. “Isn’t it beautiful?”

16. “Happy New Year’s Eve eve eve eve eve eve eve!”

17. “It’s New Years, aren’t you going to kiss me?”

18. “I wonder where that mistletoe came from.”

19. “Do we have to kiss at midnight?”

20. “Hug me so I can Get warm.”

21. “You’re like a heater!”

22. “Bah humbug.”

23. “You’re useless with wrapping presents!”

24. “Why did you get this for me?”

25. “Merry Christmas, you dork!”

26. “You can wait another 24 hours to open presents.”

27. “I hate waiting.”

28. “Let’s listen to Christmas albums and get drunk off of eggnog.”

29. “Eggnog sucks, fight me.”

30. “Eggnog rules, bite me.”

31. “You’re as red as Rudolph!”

32. “Christmas hats are the bomb, okay?”

33. “Let this be over now.”

34. “No, you can not start listening to Christmas albums before Halloween.” - “Well I disagree.”

35. “Halloween is better.”

36. “Let’s have Hallowmas!”

37. “Isn’t the snow just amazing?”

38. “No white Christmas this year…”

39. “Let’s see who can catch the most snowflakes with their tongue!”

40. “Snow angels!”

41. “Do you wanna Build a-” - “Absolutely not.”

42. “You look cute when you’re cold.”

43. “Let’s sit by the fire.”

44. “Up to roasting marshmallows?”

45. “Come on! Can I open just one?”

46. “You have flour on you face.”

47. “Who knew making cookies was this hard?”

48. “Easier said than done.”

49. “Let’s go get some pre made dough.”

50. “We burned it all…”

51. “Ginger bread people are very serious!”

52. “Cookie frosting contest!!!”

53. “I think I’ve has enough cookies for two years… Wait is that pie?”

54. “Let’s have an all pie Christmas!”

55. “What do you mean ‘too many cookies’?”

56. “Can you reach that spot on the tree?”

57. “We have to get that tree!”

58. “Did someone spike the eggnog?”

59. “Yes I have four trees. Don’t judge me.”

70. “Where’s the topper!”

71. “The tree looks… Nice…”

72. “Oh wow.”

73. “We must win the house lights contest!”

74. “I think we need glitter.”

75. “I made too much tea. Didn’t i?”

76. “Want some tea?”

77. “Did someone eat half of the cookies?!?”

78. “Just because it’s Christmas/New Years doesn’t mean I have to dress up.”

79. “It’s New Years/ Christmas! Of course I need to dress up!”

80. “What the hell do I get them?”

81. “That’s perfect for them!”

82. “Light the candle!”

83. “Why is it so damn cold?”

84. “Happy Hanukkah!”

85. “Let’s watch stupid Christmas movies and get wasted.”

86. "It’s too cold to do anything!”

87. “thanks for the gift… I guess.”

88. “Hey, at least you tried.”

89. “Snow ball fight!!!”

90. “Our ginger bread house is just… Sad.”

91. "My cookies are far better than yours.”

92. “Oh my GOD how did you make these!?!”

93. “This is the best cookie I’ve very eaten.”

94. “This is the worst cookie I’ve ever eaten.”

95. "How could someone make food this badly?”

96. “tea is so much better than cocoa!”

97. “Cocoa is superior to tea!”

98. “Why are we fighting over beverages!?!”

99. “Sit down and eat the damn food!”

100. “We need to make food for how many people?!?”

101. "You’re cute when you’re freezing.”

102. “All I want for Christmas is you!”

103. “No way you’re going out in the snow in that!”

104. “Did you actually get a Santa suit?”

105. “Catching snowflakes with your tongue is harder than it looks…”

106. “I may die if it gets any colder.”

107. “Finally! Snow!”

108. “Happy Festivus!”

109. “So you’re telling me that you got everyone dollar store makeup for their gifts?!?””

110. “It’s Christmas! You’d think at least someone would be selling trees!”

111. “Wake me up when it’s Christmas.”

112. “Wake me up when Winter’s over.”

113. “Winter is my favorite time of the year!”

114. “Who stole all the gifts!?!”

115. “There’s so much snow in my boots.”

116. “We’re snowed in!”

117. “Are you sure you want to get me a gift?”

118. “I don’t deserve you…”

119. “So… Looks like we’re the only ones without dates, huh.”

120. “Wanna kiss?”

121. “I’m alone on valentines day. What could get worse?”

122. “Looks like we’re stuck here until all the snow blows over..”

123. “Seriously!?! The powers out?”

124. “Who sent these chocolates and flowers?”

125. “I don’t deserve this gift, Y/n. You have to take it back.”

126. “I think eating Chocolate alone on a holiday is completely normal.”

127. “Did i actually sleep through Christmas/New years/ Hanukkah?”

128.1 ‘Did you actually dye your hair red and green?”

128.2 “Seriously did you dye your hair blue for winter?”

128.3 “How is it possible to dye your hair gold for new years.”

129. “We’re not going to spend the holidays alone and sad. i won’t allow that!”

130. “I’m bringing the holiday party to you!”

131. “Please come over. I don’t want to be alone on Christmas.”

132. “Yes i’m out clubbing on new years. Please just pick me up!”

134. “I think i love you. Wow that sounds so cliche.”

135.  “I know that people usually kiss under mistletoe but.. I had other things planned.”

136. “Seriously, staring at me won’t get me to be your new years date.”

137. “You know i could never leave you alone on your favorite holiday.”

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❛ I thought you had a Bachelor’s from Columbia? ❜
❛ You know what makes humans different from other animals? ❜
❛ We’re the only species on Earth that observes Shark Week. ❜
❛ People can find the good in just about anything but themselves. ❜
❛ Look at me. It’s clear to all of you that I am awesome. ❜
❛ There’s a card for that? ❜
❛ Could you please go as my friend? My really good friend? ❜
❛ Well, I didn’t realize we were really good friends. ❜
❛ Yeah, I’m going to write this down too, actually. ❜
❛ Oh, shut your pompous vortex of overlapping fangs! ❜
❛ I’m saying, you’re a football player. It’s in your blood! ❜
❛ If I stay, there can be no party. ❜
❛ I’m out in the night, staying vigilant. ❜
❛ No, I can’t sleep. You sleep. ❜
❛ Am I bird? No. I’m a bat. I am Batman. ❜
❛ Candy corn looks like tiny traffic cones. ❜
❛ It’s cool to know other people think about this stuff, too. ❜
❛ I mean, don’t you ever want anything more out of life than cereal? ❜
❛ You can do whatever you want, you just have to know what that is. ❜
❛ I’m going to assume that’s sarcasm. ❜
❛ I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. ❜
❛ Some mysteries solve themselves, don’t they? ❜
❛ It’s just little a nose bleed. I get ‘em when it’s dry and when my face gets kicked. ❜
❛ You keep a list of everyone based on how good-looking they are? ❜
❛ So you’re familiar with two sins… how about a third? ❜
❛ I don’t think we’re allowed to smoke in here. ❜
❛ I’ve got self-esteem falling out of my butt. ❜
❛ You can’t do surgery on yourself. It’s illegal. ❜
❛ Well, excuse me for trying to sneak you into heaven! ❜
❛ You want my advice, pork her/him and move on. ❜
❛ Who cares if you’re sorry? We’re still screwed!  ❜
❛ How much time before we take revenge? ❜
❛ I can’t believe I made out with both of you. ❜
❛ I don’t need to know which dracula I am to be a dracula. ❜
❛ God, are you charting our menstrual cycles? ❜
❛ You’re not the least bit curious how that happened? ❜
❛ I attack them using my… additional notes. ❜
❛ What’s in the briefcase? ❜
❛ I was just another jerk trying to win a contest. ❜
❛ If you’d like, you could come visit the set. ❜
❛ You can call a phone sex line. ❜
❛ I’m scared that if I were overweight that no one would like me. ❜
❛ The world is a sick place, full of sick, sick people. ❜
❛ I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon. ❜
❛ I’m turned on by how logical you are. ❜
❛ I am comforted by your shiny hair and facial symmetry. ❜
❛ I’m no sociopath. I always know what I’m doing is wrong. ❜
❛ I’m really proud of you, you’re growing up as a person. ❜
❛ Are you by any chance familiar with stockholm syndrome? ❜
❛ What, you’re anti-weddings now? ❜
❛ This was as ugly as things could get… while still being a pillow fight. ❜
❛ I think I’ve heard enough, and I don’t see what choice I have. ❜
❛ I wish there was a way we could make it up to people. ❜
❛ I thought I told you to stop reading my emails. ❜
❛ I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets! ❜
❛ I am an activist, that’s always been my choice. ❜ 
❛ This secret inside me, was trapped beyond a doubt.  ❜
❛ Oh, I know we said no gifts, but I couldn’t resist. ❜
❛ Oh, who couldn’t have seen that coming? ❜
❛ I wish I had the capacity for sentimentality like you do. ❜
❛ I wish I could switch places with you for just one day. ❜
❛ We were destined to meet, like a team of superheroes.  ❜
❛ I came to see if you wanted to get some frozen yogurt. ❜
❛ Have you ever masturbated in the study room? ❜
❛ Don’t listen to me—or anyone. Just listen to yourself. ❜
❛ If I come over there, there’s going to be two sounds: me hitting you twice. ❜

OK, let’s talk about it, Salvador’s winning speech.

It’s more than obvious that he wasn’t just talking about Eurovision music and he wasn’t throwing his competitors under the bus or criticising them. However yes, I agree that he should have worded it better or even kept it to himself.

Was it pretentious? Of course! Am I upset that he said it? Yes! But people have flaws, they make mistakes, they do things they perhaps shouldn’t do it’s all part of being human and I can’t believe that after years on this hellsite people still need to be reminded of that. People don’t start off perfect and loose “good people points” as they go through life that’s not how it works and Salvador’s speech isn’t an excuse to start calling him a bad person.

TL;DR: Should Salvador had said what he said? No. Is that a reason for y'all to call him every name under the sun and be nasty to him? No.

Can we leave this now please?

ok so this is what i got notes on from the sjm book talk

(i’m sorry if i forgot something or got something wrong, if you were there feel free to add it or correct me)

•wrote tog because of the cinderella sound track
•was the founder of the lord of the rings club at her school
•manon was inspired by a song from fright night
•the stuff that happened on pg 666 wasn’t planned to happen on that page but she wanted to keep it like how it was because it made her LOL
•amren would get a really strong expresso from starbucks
•rhys would get a well made latte with art in like, the foam of it
•feyre would be like “i don’t drink coffee i drink tea,” and she’d have a british breakfast tea
•rhys wouldn’t handle caffeine well, he’d be jumping on the walls
•WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT AELIN OR RHYS they wouldn’t fight physically because aelin would be like “you’re too pretty to fight” and rhys would be interested in her fire powers. verbally aelin would probably win in a fight, but then she would feel bad afterwards
•if amren and manon met or got stuck in an elevator they would just have a dominance contest, but then they’d get tired and use their talents (manons claws, amrens tininess) to get out
•amren needs blood like people need a redbull
•acts out almost every scene she writes and her dog is her little writing pal
•if she could go to anywhere in the world with two of her characters she would go to blue (i think thats what she said) in paris and show feyre the art and feyre would probably cry
•would love to bring aelin to the metropolitan opera house because she loves ballet
•she recommends for us to add flame in the mist to our tbrs

Star-Crossed Giveaway!!

I’ll be giving away five copies of this wonderful book to five lucky winners.

Star-Crossed is a lovely and light-hearted story of young romance that blossoms as an eighth grade class puts on a production of Romeo and Juliet. The book shows quite a dedication to Shakespeare’s classic as it parallels the lives of the students. Matilda “Mattie” Monaghan is a charming protagonist and narrator who is immediately smitten with British transfer student Gemma Braithwaite. Mattie loves to read and quickly learns to love the Bard’s words in Romeo and Juliet. When Gemma lands the role of Juliet, Mattie can’t help but be entranced by the performance. Mattie begins to unravel her developing feelings and worries about what her closest friends and classmates might think of her. Watching the story unfold is a magical experience and has left this reader wanting more.

I very much enjoyed this book and I want more people to be able to enjoy it too. I’d urge everyone to buy this book when they can. It really is a joy to read. This kind of positive energy needs to be out there in the world and I want to do my part to help make sure more people are able to read it.


1) Reblog to enter. Limit 1 entry per person. 

2) Contest ends April 7th at 11:59pm EDT.

3) Winners must be willing to provide a mailing address or put the book on a public Amazon wishlist.

4) Shipping is limited to wherever Amazon (US) will ship to. Seems like it has a decent variety of options, but you may want to double check before you enter. If you win and it turns out Amazon can’t ship it to you, I’ll have to redraw for that copy.

5) Five winners will be chosen from among the contestants by a random number generator. Winners will be announced and contacted shortly after 12:00am EDT on April 8th. The sooner you reply, the sooner your book gets ordered and shipped.

Just a reminder to peeps never to do design contests where they only offer you several hundred dollars as a prize. I’ve seen contests where a big name company, nationally known held a rebranding/logo contest to college students and would have only paid them 500$. 

Thats what you would make -before taxes- working one full week at $12.50 an hour.

Stuff like that is what companies would normally pay thousands of dollars for minimum to rebrand, so don’t settle. Always read the fine print. Most contests I’ve seen, the artist gets shafted to some degree. Always consider the hours you need to put in, the value of the work you’re doing, and the value of the company (based on their size is the pay they’re offering stingy or reasonable?), and if you win or submit your work if they’ll get all copyright to it to do whatever they want with it.