i need to watch this!!

I keep seeing these photos of Riz Ahmed bulking up for The Night Of, and now I really need someone to write a fic where Bodhi gets really fit (after he totally survives Scarif) due to access to proper food and training with Baze and Chirrut and then Cassian totally walks into a wall the first time he sees Bodhi without a shirt on.

Beauty and the Beast SPN AU Crossover

Originally posted by ofallingstar

this space here bothers me so much ya’ll.

Originally posted by totallysupernaturaloneshots

I know I’m not the only one to attempt to tackle this and @kas-not-cas is doing a freakin amazing job with her story so far! (BTWs I can’t wait for the next part)! 

**Her character’s are indeed different from my own to exclude Sam because everyone knows that Sam is the only person (other than Bobby) to be the bookkeeper/seller/librarian

@wayward-mirage had someone ask her forever ago about a Lucifer Beauty and the Beast AU and I said I would do it….I think that’s how it happened…I honestly can’t remember to save my own neck. Anyhow! I’m writing it.

Well brainstorming (have been for who knows how long now) and have all the important characters figured out.*whispers and wishes I could make the text size smaller* I really hope *clenches jaw hoping I didn’t just jinx myself* I want to thank @moonstar86 for helping me of course because she’s just as excited about this story. She’s come up with like 90% of the character comparison and crossover. 

One thing I want to attempt *wishing for smaller text again* which is insane and I know it is…is rewriting the songs to be modern and to fit into how…yeah…it’s a shit ton of work…but I feel the need to do it…haha…no complete thoughts here…*makes a weird cow like grunt and makes T-rex hands* 

*rereads post and claps hands three times* Yeah! So a Lucifer Beauty and the Beast AU/Crossover whatever you wanna call it! *slaps cheeks while yawning* My biggest hurdle is indeed rewriting the songs to fit into a modern supernatural world….OH! I’m going with the 2017 soundtrack because of the new songs and because I like the new prologue…

That being said how in the hell am I going to change the opening from “Once upon a time, in the hidden heart of France…” like that makes me question everything. Like where this is taking place. Because I could say “Once upon a time, in the heavens above…” (which sounds cheesy and stupid) or go with “Once upon a time, in the midst of a celestial war…” GUYS! I JUST MADE THAT UP I LIKE IT!!! THAT’S THE OPENING! now to figure the rest of it…

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shoutout to nonbinary people who default to presenting as their assigned gender bc it’s easier

shoutout to nonbinary people who default to presenting as their assigned gender bc it’s safer

shoutout to nonbinary people who default to presenting as their assigned gender bc they don’t feel like they can pull off anything else

shoutout to nonbinary people who default to presenting as their assigned gender bc presenting as their real gender is impossible

shoutout to nonbinary people who present as their assigned gender bc they want to

shoutout to nonbinary people whose presentation is mistaken for their assigned gender but is in fact how they express their real gender

just because we might “look cis” doesn’t make us any less nonbinary and tbh fuck anyone who says otherwise

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Dan and Phil x Harry Potter x Life is Strange Crossover

[Part 2 here]

A Concept: You play as Daniel Howell, a young half-blood wizard who mysteriously receives time-rewinding powers at the beginning of his first year at Hogwarts. He realizes his powers do not adhere to the same spatiotemporal constraints as time turners: they do not obey the Novikov Self-Consistency Principle, and can only rewind up to five minutes at a time.  Unbeknownst to Dan, his powers are finite - the rate of depletion is available only to you, the player, in a meter on the right of the screen. For the first half of his time at Hogwarts, you use Dan’s powers to remake decisions to make life easier for him and his Muggle-born best friend Phil. Then, in his fourth year, Harry Freakin’ Potter returns from the maze with a dead body and life for Dan gets really dark really quickly. You realize too late you should probably have conserved your powers for the war.

There are four fixed events in the game: Befriending Phil, Cedric’s death, Dumbledore’s death, and Dan’s powers running out sometime during the Battle of Hogwarts.

happy birthday to my special boy !!!!
it’s a hamster plush party

vines i will never get tired of seeing in vine compilations:


  • “hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tortilla!”
  • “is there anything better than pussy… yes a really good book”
  • “hey how ya doing well im doing just fine i lied im dying inside”
  • “CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE”
  • “aw fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this.”
  • “what do you want for a healthy snack rebecca??” “i want chipotle.” “thaT’S NOT A HEALTHY SNACK REBECCA”
  • “aw nice ron” “WHAT. i sneezed. am i not allowed to sneeze now???”
  • “so you just don’t bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift”
  • “look at all those chickens”
  • *in face warp filter* “i really can’t stay bABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE i’ve got to go away baBY IT’S”
  • “did you hang out with beth last night?” “yeah yeah i did” “oh!! i love beth!” “… you hate beth” “YEAH NO SHIT HONEY”
  • “WELCOME TO BIBLE CAMP. WE’RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS.”
  • “dad look it’s the good kush” “how good could it be. this is the dollar store.”
  • “MARY IS THAT A POLICE???? I’M CALLING THE WEED” “420 watcha smokin”
  • “wow look at that shooting star!” “BOY I AM A COMET NOT A STAR” “oh sorry” “IT’S FINE IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME”
  • “i saw you hanging out with kaitlyn yesterday” “rebecca it’s not what you think!” “I WON’T HESITATE BITCH”
  • “today i will be playing mozart’s symphony number 40 in g minor” *puke noise* “oh my god”
  • all ayitspnayo vines
  • all thomas sanders vines
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Chooooiii Minhooo!!! 😂😂😂😂