i need to watch qi

anonymous asked:

hi there! would you mind doing "“It’s super annoying that you’re so fit because you make me exercise more. How else was I supposed to ogle you?” with wolfstar (remus who hates to exercise and eats super unhealthily and resents sirius for making him exercise more)

“Come on, Moony!” Sirius said, tugging on his friend’s arm. “It’s gym day!” 

“It’s always gym day with you,” Remus groaned, trying to pull away but Sirius’ grip was too strong. 

“You’re the one who wanted to go with me,” Sirius reminded him. 

“I know, I know, I’m going,” Remus said, reluctantly getting to his feet. He shuffled into his bedroom and got changed into workout clothes. They were pretty much the only part of working out that he liked because they were so damn comfortable. 

The health club they went to was just three blocks from their flat so they really didn’t have an excuse not to go on a regular basis. Remus really resented that fact. 

“Come on, let’s stretch!” Sirius said, leading Remus over to the mats. Remus stood there for a moment, dumbfounded, as Sirius sat down and spread his legs. He gripped his ankles and leaned forward slightly before glancing up at Remus. “Aren’t you going to stretch? You’ll thank me later.”

Remus swallowed around the lump in his throat and sat down beside Sirius, copying his stretches. Remus really didn’t give a shit about fitness, he would have rather been eating a cheeseburger at the moment, but it was worth the pain to see Sirius working out. 

“Like what you see, Moony?” Sirius teased. 

“Huh? What?” 

“You were staring at me,” Sirius informed him with a smirk. 

“Oh, sorry I spaced out for a moment,” Remus answered, turning his face away. 

Sirius chuckled and continued stretching. 

They started out on the treadmill and Remus kept sneaking glances over at Sirius. He couldn’t help it. He liked watching Sirius’ muscles work and couldn’t help thinking of them in a different context.

He was panting with the effort of running, sweating and miserable. Why on Earth was he doing this to himself?

Sighing, Remus wiped the sweat from his brow with his shirt and got off his treadmill. This was a dangerous habit he was getting into and he needed to stop. 

Sirius hopped off his treadmill and came over to him. “What’s wrong?” 

“I hate working out!” Remus blurted out.

“Um…okay?” Sirius said, clearly confused. “I thought you wanted to be here with me.”

Remus groaned and covered his face with his hands. “That’s only because I’m a pathetic loser who wanted to ogle you while you work out.”

Sirius reached up and removed Remus’ hands from his face. “Really?” 

Remus nodded. “Sorry Pads, I don’t want to exercise. Like ever. And it’s annoying that you’re so fit but this is the worst. This is the absolute worst. Why do people work out?” 

Sirius laughed. “I’m pretty sure it has something to do with being healthy.” 

“Well it sucks,” Remus grumbled. “And I’m done. I’m going to go get a milkshake and a heart-clogging burger and I’ll be bloody well happy the entire time I eat it.”

“Mind if I join you?”

“What?”

“You heard me.”

“Um, yeah,” Remus said, nodding. “You can join me if you want.”

“I want,” Sirius responded, letting go of Remus’ hands. “That sounds awesome.”

“Doesn’t it?” Remus agreed, laughing. 

They stopped at a McDonald’s on the way home and got their food to go. Remus held the bag of grease and inhaled the smell of french fries happily. Together they flopped on the sofa and ate their fill while watching an episode of Qi. 

“Hey, I need a shower,” Sirius said, standing up and stretching his arms above his head. 

“Probably a good idea,” Remus answered.

Sirius tucked his hair behind his ear and smiled. “You want to join me?” 

Remus nearly spat out the sip of milkshake he had just taken. “Are you taking the piss?”

Sirius pulled his shirt over his head and dropped it onto the floor. “You’re the one who wanted to ogle me,” he reminded him, heading back towards the bathroom, stepping effortlessly out of his shorts as he went. 

Remus debated with himself for a moment and then scrambled off the sofa to follow Sirius into the bathroom.