i need to stop watching romantic movies.

Clichés: Chapter 2

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Once your blush faded away and you were composed enough to not look like an idiot that was in love with their boss, you went to go talk to your other boss, the one that you weren’t majorly crushing on. Not that Jack Morrison wasn’t attractive with those stunning blue eyes and sexy blonde hair and fit, muscular body with arms that probably felt like heaven lying in… what was the point again?

You walked up to him just as that bitchy reporter was leaving. You could see the frown on her pretty face as she huffed and turned away, walking towards the elevator with purpose. Jack groaned once she was out of sight, those blue eyes you had just been thinking about rolling in annoyance.

“Didn’t think she was ever gonna leave.” He huffed, turning around and sitting on top of your desk. You moved to stand beside him, offering a comforting smile.

“How’d it go?” You asked him, eyes darting to the mug of coffee resting dangerously close to the corner of your desk. The coffee you made that morning was no doubt cold and gross by now, but if it spilled, you’d have to clean it up. Or the janitor, Jamison, would and he could be a little intense. Luckily Jack seemed to notice the mug on the brink of suicide and picked it up before he accidentally knocked it over.

“She didn’t take it well, but she’ll be out of our hair for now,” He informed her, “‘World’s Okayest Secretary’?” He read the text on the mug, deep chuckle escaping his lips.

“Yes, it was a Christmas present from Mister Reyes.” You recalled the memory fondly.

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241 channels and nothing to watch.

Hello, love bugs!

Dan x reader.
Warnings ⚠️ slightish smut?
Please send requests. Also, should I do a smutty part 2??

“Ugh I hate these stupid crappy romantic movies, I don’t need some ditsy characters to remind me how pathetic my love life is.” You say as you sit beside Dan on the couch. He was flipping through the channels and happen to stop on a romantic movie. You vaguely remember it and wanted to call it the notebook? Either way, it made you feel sick. You honestly wouldn’t have such a strong reaction if it wasn’t for the fact that you’re still fresh from a breakup from your long term relationship. Almost a full year of your life gone in an instant.

“You’re exactly right! You don’t need them, you have me for that.” Dan was trying to help make you happy again with his famous little smirk on his face as his dips his hand into the popcorn on your lap.

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Excuse me

But can I just

Baby & Johnny vs. Joe & Caspar

Still cannot fucking believe this happened

Rhett & Scarlett vs. Joe & Caspar

Joe likes it, but doesn’t want to admit it

Rose & Jack vs. Joe & Caspar

Caspar: Are you going to undress me now?

Joe: No? What kind of video do you think this is?

Caspar: I thought we were playing Titanic

Joe: There’s young girls watching these videos, Caspar!

Yeah, but as soon as the cameras are off and the young girls aren’t watching anymore, we all know what happens… Also Joe never said he wouldn’t do it, he just said he wouldn’t do it now

Rose & Jack vs. Joe & Caspar again

We need to talk about their hands again

YOU DIDN’T MATCH THE POSE, BOYS

BUT IT’S OKAY


Wow

What have I done

I need to stop

Jealousy - Derek Hale

Pairing: Derek x Reader

Request: Could you do an imagine where you are on a party and some boys try to flirt with you and Derek gets angry an jealous? 💖 thanks you'really really talented 😊

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anonymous asked:

Hey, this is the anon that requested the Yamato(Matt) x Reader scenario. If it's alright.. I'd like to see some cute, fluffy headcanons for the 1st season Digimon boys concerning what they would do for their respective crushes/significant others. I kinda need some light-hearted stuff after watching the recent movie. Apologies and thanks in advance regardless ^^;

Matt Ishida

Matt’s solution to you feeling down is basically to cuddle it out. Sometimes, he draws a bath for you to share, other times, he’ll hold you on the couch and sing softly to you. 

Tai Kamiya

Tai will take you on any sort of adventure to get you to feel better. A nice calming walk around the city usually does it, but for those tough times when it doesn’t, a quick stop at your favorite bakery for a sweet treat and a romantic stroll through your favorite parts of town do just the trick.

Joe Kido

He dotes on you. Jesus, does Joe dote on you. If you’re even just in a less than happy mood, he goes to work. He offers to cook dinner, and after, he will sit on the couch with you with your favorite beverage and help you unwind, whether that be by watching your favorite tv shows or by just talking.

Izzy Izumi

Izzy has mastered the art of getting you to feel better. If you’re feeling down, he’ll cuddle up beside you with his laptop and watch your favorite viral videos with you. If you’re a fan of any specific YouTuber, he will watch as many of their backlogged videos as it takes for you to feel better.


I didn’t include T.K. because he’s v. smol in Adventure 01, but if you want something from him, I could do him in Adventure 02.

anonymous asked:

what if it means cassandra and ezekiel are undercover on a date

I WOULD DIE

fake dating is one of my FAVORITE tropes okay

and these nerds? oh god, would that be fun to watch or what

I don’t think either of them has had a serious romantic relationship before, so think about them just trying to imitate movies and stereotypes and going COMPLETELY OVERBOARD. like really-bad-nicknames-will-not-stop-touching overboard.

alternatively, imagine them bickering nonstop over what they’re supposed to be doing. “you need stand closer or else no one’s going to believe it!” “you’re being too affectionate! everyone’s going to know we’re faking it!”

either way, this ends with them almost getting caught in a place they’re not supposed to be and making out to hide from the bad guys, right?

anonymous asked:

Hi. This might be a little long but please bear with me as I really need words of comfort and advice. I recently realised that I am most probably aromantic (also asexual). It was an accidental discovery (i just looked up the word because I had never heard of it before) and it has left me completely devastated and distraught. I am in my early 20s and have never experienced romantic attraction or a desire for a relationship. I was always totally fine with that. 1/

Mainly because I genuinely never thought or felt like I was different to anyone. I simply thought I was perhaps a little more independent than others and preferred being single. But I always ALWAYS thought my time would come. That I was bound to fall in love one day. Being able to fall in romantic love was one of those things that I thought every single person on the planet was capable of. That some might not ever get to experience it but that everybody had that capability inside them. 2/

So to find out that that is not the case is beyond devastating. I haven’t been able to stop crying for weeks. On top of that, from an early age I’ve has obsessions with fictional romantic relationships. Particularly those found on tv shows. I’d always get super emotionally invested in the relationships portrayed on tv. When one obsession would end, I’d inevitably find a new one. 3/

Two years ago I found out about two cute boys in a boyband who many people believe, myself included, are in a closeted relationship. Since then I’ve been following their story and have a blog dedicated to their love. I’ve spent hours upon hours reading fan fiction about them falling in love in hundreds of different scenarios. And I’ve always felt SO MUCH. They made me feel SO MUCH. I was in love with their love. Nearly every long song I listened to I would relate to them and it was beautiful. 4/

The moment I found out about the word aromantic and that I could be it all those feelings were gone. They just stopped. I tried to read fan fiction and I didn’t feel anything anymore. Just immense sadness. I can’t listen to love songs anymore, I can’t watch romantic movies or read romantic fan fiction. And I am so overwhelmingly sad. I genuinely don’t know who I am anymore. The person I thought I was for 23 years just stopped existing the moment I looked up the word aromantic. 5/

I’m going to see a therapist in two weeks but I desperately just need some comfort support and advice in the meantime. Sorry for the length of this and thank you for reading. 6/6

First off - I’m sorry you’ve been going through all that! I understand that this is shocking, and there are many things which might suddenly seem bleak. What I CAN tell you is - many of us are familiar with your feelings. I’ve pretty much identified as aro since I was 19, and at times, I’ll still pause in the middle of my day and think to myself, a bit painfully ‘I won’t ever have what other people have.’

It sucks. Won’t sugarcoat it. It’s okay to be emotional about it. It’s valid. If you need to cry about it, no one can blame you.

But… let’s back up a bit and go over some things.

First I want to say - fanfiction, along with drama, TV shows, romance books and etc, is a long and domineering media form that has been collecting power since before Shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet. Please understand that fanfiction is MEANT to make you feel like you’re in love with someone’s love. It’s its main job. I don’t want to compare it to a drug but… it’s kind of a drug. VERY FEW realistic relationships are like fanfiction relationships. Compare it to a cupcake which is 99% sugar. If you are attracted to sugar, you will love the cupcakes. But actual cupcakes don’t exist. You have like… real food. And sometimes it’s as sweet as cupcakes, but only for a little while. Mainly, it’s very different. 

What I’m trying to say is, actual romantic love does not equal fanfiction. 

Second - you said that you read the definition of aromantic and felt devastated. True, this could be because you are aromantic and will never experience romantic love. But… you’re in your early 20s. 

I feel like, too often, people use that in conjunction with the unspoken “I’m in my early 20s… my life is almost over. When I turn 28, I’ll sit down and never have another new experience for the next 46 years that I’ll probably be alive.”

….my main point is - you’re really young. Yes, you might be aromantic. You might not be. Maybe you haven’t had any romantic attachments yet. It’s entirely possible! The thing is, you might need a little more time to figure it out for sure. No one can tell you except yourself, but I’m just saying… don’t count it out just yet. If you’re as emotionally exhausted as you sound, it might be a good idea to just take your time and think about it after you’re in a more stable place.

Third - honestly, romantic feelings are not the glue that holds the world together. Many, many, many things that make life on this earth beautiful is made up of things that are not romantic at all.

Feelings of maternal love, when a mother will literally give up everything to make her child happy. Feelings of family bonds, when every time a baby smiles, a brother is so happy he starts to tear up. The friendship that binds together parentless children who promise to take care of one another. The love a homeless man can have for his dog, that makes him jump over the bridge to save it. The love that a teacher can have for her students, when she shows up at the police station at 3 AM and pays bail because she knows the students’ father drinks and she’s willing to cash out all of her savings to give him another chance at a better life.

Kindness, friendship, human promises to stay together is what holds this world from falling apart. We are literally all linked to each other through so many threads. The red string of fate is only one color out of the whole rainbow. Do you really think your other fingers are bare? They’re connected to so many people in so many different ways, and those people are just as willing to step up and help you up as a romantic partner would be.

Even if you are aromantic, your life has just as many chances to be beautiful. You will meet people who will be willing to put their life on the line for you. You have already met people who’ve sacrificed so much for you. You are with people now who care for you so much, in so many different ways. Those relationships aren’t meaningless just because they don’t want to give you roses. They’re just different, and they need to be appreciated just as much. 

Good luck with everything!!

And if all else fails, there IS a person would there for you. It might not be a romantic person, but that doesn’t devalue it.

Here’s a thing that helped me in a time when I was down:

(sorry, it has a picture of a moth on it)

 

hana-hana-hanabi-blog-blog  asked:

kurotsuki: "thinks you said when you were scared"

SHOWS UP 2 MONTHS LATE W/ FIC, SWEATS NERVOUSLY…

i combined most of these!!

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03. things you said too quietly
06. things you said under the stars and in the grass
09. things you said when I was crying
18. things you said when you were scared

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On Boundaries and Harvard Law

Burt gives Kurt’s number to a total stranger. Based on this post. Also for my klaine bingo prompt “blind date”. Mostly father/son nonsense. Hope you enjoy :) 
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Kurt hates that he has to work while his dad is visiting him, but when he’d told Isabelle he was staying over Christmas break she insisted he put some hours in since everyone else was taking off. He probably would have said no, but she’s actually paying him. Time and a half, in fact. So even though he really wishes he could have two weeks off to just hang out with his dad, he’s really not in the financial situation to turn down time and a half from his usually unpaid internship.

It’s his sixth shift since his dad got here, and thankfully his last. He’s almost done organizing some files for Isabelle when his phone buzzes. He glances at the phone and sees he’s received a text from his dad. Kurt’s eyebrows shoot up and he quickly opens it to read it. His dad has never texted him when he knows Kurt’s working, which means it must be important, and given his dad’s recent health scares…

To: Kurt
From: Dad
I’m sitting next to the nicest guy at Starbucks across from your office. Very handsome. Originally from Ohio, here visiting friends, attending Harvard Law. Showed him your Facebook profile picture and gave him your number.

Kurt stares, eyes wide and jaw dropped. He reads the text again, and again. Then quickly goes to type a reply.

From: Kurt
To: Dad
Dad you can’t just give out my number to random strangers.

The reply is instant

From: Dad
To: Kurt

HARVARD LAW KURT

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In a surprise turn of events, Captain America: Civil War is actually just about a bunch of domestic squabbles. 

Everyone’s living in Avenger’s Tower. Tony refuses to do the dishes. Thor keeps leaving his hammer places but no one ever sees him so mjolnir is just on the middle of the kitchen table or on top of the toilet seat or on Tony’s bed and everyone is like why and how??? And Vision swears it isn’t his fault and he’s getting pretty tired of having to move it from all these weird places all the time. Steve keeps suddenly realizing there’s a flower crown on his head. It’s happened like 10 times. And he’s pretty positive it’s either Nat or Sam’s fault. (It’s actually both of them). Tony won’t stop calling Clint ‘Farmer Barton’. 

All of a sudden there are passive aggressive sticky notes. EVERYWHERE. A prank war ensues. Things get out of hand. Steve brings his team up to the new facility to plan. He has to tell Wanda that, no, she shouldn’t mess with their minds, though it would be funny if they all of a sudden thought the world around them was animated. Vision has to stop Tony from sending suits to throw water balloons at everyone. The romantic subplot is a Romeo and Juliet-esque relationship between Vision and Wanda that divides the fandom because it was really adorable, but do we need romance here? 

Everything ends with Bucky reminding them all about the true spirit of friendship. 

How to get over a break up:

If you are currently dealing with a traumatic break up or you still have the memory of a loved one so close to your heart and think you might never forget them, these tips may help:

1. Stop any contact with that person.

Stop calling, sending texts or emails (includes disconnecting from all social media groups). Respect his/her/your own decision.

2. Stop looking for reasons why it ended and of what you could have done better or differently.

The only thing that matters is the fact that the relationship came to its end and it’s time to move on.

3. Stop thinking about what that other person thinks, does, wishes, plans, and feels.

The only person that matters is you. It matters what you think, do, wish, plan and feel.

4. Practice acceptance.

Commit each morning to fully accepting what is happening in the now. Believe there is a reason why this is all happening and trust that it’s for the best.

5. Do not hate or wish anything negative to that person.

Negative feelings are like holding a hot piece of charcoal expecting to be thrown at someone else. Only the person holding it gets hurt.

6. Allow yourself to feel and to grieve.

This was the most important one for me. Do not feel guilty for being sad or wishing things were different. Allow yourself to feel the pain of losing the person you love.

Do not hide your emotions; do not be embarrassed because you are hurting. It’s only worse to respond to a negative feeling (i.e. sadness) with another negative feeling (i.e. guilt). Just let yourself feel for some time.

7. Enjoy the sensation of knowing you did everything you could.

Maybe you fought for that person, or asked for forgiveness. Be confident that in the future you will never regret making the wrong decision and will never think about “what could have happened” because you made an effort.

8. Practice gratitude.

Make a list of everything good going on in your life that you’re grateful for. Include attributes that make you a special and desirable person. Keep adding elements to this list, including all the things we take for granted, such as our health, our education, our families, our friends, and our skills.

9. Embrace positive thinking.

Start each day thinking something positive, something that inspires you. Fill your mind with positive thoughts to counteract the negative ones.

10. Read.

Read books or articles related with this topic. (Don’t be embarrassed—no one needs to know!) Stop watching romantic movies and listening to love songs. Instead, read, read, read! Books can transform your life.

Even though a long time have passed since my break up, I still practice what I have shared with you. It’s not easy and it’s definitely not an automatic change. But the key is to start.

Only you can change how you are feeling. No one else can.

Remind yourself every day that life is good and that eventually the pain will pass. Life is happening right now, and there’s no reason to waste more days feeling sad about the past.

Change your perspective about life, loss, and pain; learn to view everything that happens to you as a positive thing, as a valuable life lesson and experience.

You can’t control someone else’s decision, so focus on what you can control: your thoughts, your attitude, and your reaction. 

We’ve all dealt with break-ups before. You are not alone on this. Don’t give up hope; give it time!

And remember:

“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall” ~Confucius.

So I ended up watching some Nicholas Sparks movie last night and let me tell you –.. it was probably the worst two hours of my life. Mind you, I’m a sap, and I normally love these silly romantic movies but I just don’t understand how Nicholas Sparks lands all these movie deals with stories that are all the damn same. And why is there always some random tragic death in them? I just don’t get it.. this man needs to be stopped.

Josh Washington Head Canons
  • pansexual or bisexual af 
  • has been to the bone zone with chris (who is bi as well) 
  • his feelings for chris were much stronger than chris’s feelings towards him but they are still best bros 
  • was mentally abused as a child by a family member. parents sent him to therapy to help cope. 
  • has been mentally ill (diagnosed anyways) since mid highschool years 
  • Hannah was also mentally ill (though she didnt go to therapy and was mever diagnosed) so she was supportive. Beth was protective af over the two of them. 
  • before the events on Blackwood Mountain Josh, Hannah, and Beth were very happy. (because i fucking need them to be pls) 
  • after the disappearance of his sisters Josh had less support and began to feel “crazy” for needing a therapist so he began to stop going. 
  • he didnt develop romantic feelings for sam until after his sisters disappearance but by then the he was in a very bad place and those feelings were warped into making sam the centerpiece of the prank so to speak • he came up with the idea for the prank while watching a scary movie he and his sisters had loved. 
  • when sam goes back to find him wndigo!josh doesnt recognize her, his transformation leaves him feral and he relinquishes his humanity with relief instead of holding onto it tightly like Hannah tried to. • he tries to kill sam 
  •  sam ends up locking him in the sanatorium and takes on the role of the stranger hunting the other wendigos down and killing them • she keeps wendigo!josh alive and feeds him deer meat in hopes it will bring him back to his humanity

I’m tired of seeing romance everywhere in books/movies/TV shows. I don’t want to see romance, because I can’t relate to it since I’m aro-ace. I know we live in a romance/sex centered world, but I can’t see any ‘chemistry’ between those two characters that everyone is rooting for to hook up. All I see is people kissing and I don’t see anything romantic about it. It’s just a kiss.

Maybe I should stop reading and watching movies/TV shows because of that annoying romance angle/subplot.

Sorry for venting. I just needed to get it out.

people on tumblr are so boring with these romantic sappy posts they’re all like “ i want to wear big sweaters and underwear and drink boring ass coffee and live in an apartment and watch disney movies and make some shit with some pillows and cuddle and fuck my brains out and talk about the universe and look at stars” i think you all need to take some xanax and stop reading so much john green goddammit lol