i need to stop thinking i'm funny

Random Starters [ send me one maybe? ]
  • "Do you believe in the tooth fairy?"
  • "I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."
  • "I feel like I'm going to puke."
  • "Are you seriously wearing that to the party tonight?"
  • "You need to change that attitude before we leave this house."
  • "I AM NOT CRAZY!"
  • "Stop staring at me like I grew a second head."
  • "Are you drunk or do you just act like that all the time?"
  • "I forgot where I parked my car."
  • "I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I do love you, but I..."
  • "It's only a slice of pie."
  • "I just want to be loved again. Is that so wrong?"
  • "The cat is looking at me funny."
  • "YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"
  • "I think you're the prettiest thing I've ever seen."
  • "Care to join me?"
  • "I would rather not eat dinner alone."
  • "Did you remember to lock the door?"
  • "How do you live with yourself everyday, doing what you do?"
  • "I don't feel pretty enough for him."
  • "You can do anything you set your mind to."
  • "People say ignorance is bliss, but... I just want to know the truth."
  • "People are stupid today."
  • "I'm in the hospital. Can you come?"
  • "You're act liking I'm in love with you or something."
  • "Go ahead and leave. I'm not going to stop you."
  • "I'm tired of fighting."
  • "I think you need help."
  • "Do whatever you believe in, and I'll support you."
  • "What is it like being you?"
How kontim probably went down
  • Conner: *sad about being a clone*
  • Tim: hey you alright??
  • Conner: yeah
  • Tim: you sure?? Are you sad because of the whole "I am just a clone" thing??
  • Conner: no... Maybe??? I mean I don't even know what I'm made of???
  • Tim: *completely serious* I do
  • Conner: *slightly confused* what???
  • Tim: *leans in close to whisper* boyfriend material

anonymous asked:

"But there’s no denying that many things about this promo so far have been really not cool and totally avoidable." not just his promo, yk... how last year no one in his team would say a thing about the dunkirk rumour, or if he was actually going solo etc. i feel like his team take us for granted. like, they know that no matter what they do, even if the GP dont like harry's solo stuff or his new image, they will always have *us* to give them money. im just tired

Well, they better change this type of thought lol I love my boys SO much, but if any of their promos turn to something that I simply can’t stand, I’ll not engage anymore. Blind support is something that might work for a few fans, but most have a breaking point and will not stan something they don’t like. We support the boys because we know how they are, because we love who they are, but if you start to dissect things… Even if you know them, it gets tiring. Gets uncomfortable (for example: the whole Carolina thing makes me sooo uncomfortable, I can barely hear this song now). So @y'all behind this promo, what about trying to be nice and not /this/ for two seconds

anonymous asked:

Writers played with us so hard lol. We took the bait. They put that moment in the trailer and that's all we have. There's no development and nothing more happened. I'm so tired of this show.

Well, I respect your opinion but I disagree with it.

First, and even though it’s not related to the romantic part, I love that they’re being co-leaders again. It’s been a constant this season. No matter if they’re together or not, they’re always working, learning and growing as leaders.

Second, I don’t think it’s a bad season for Bellarke.

4x01. Bellamy smirking “Besides, I could use a break from keeping you alive” “Thank you for keeping me alive”. Bellamy losing his south asian mind when Echo holds a sword to Clarke’s throat. “Ok, princess. What now?”

4x02. Bellamy being cute and trying to flirt. Bellarke supporting each other’s choices. Together™

4x03. They go on a day trip. “She’s lucky to have you. you keep her centered. You got it backwards” THE LIST!! - [Clarke staring at Bellamy while he’s asleep. “If I’m on that list, you’re on that list” Clarke nuzzling Bellamy and looking at him longingly]

4x05. They’re not together but this episode is literally focused on Clarke “I’m losing my caucasian mind” Griffin. Even Monty drops a sarcastic comment because he’s tired of hearing her ask for Bellamy. She’s willing to sacrifice her people to save him. + The last scene where Bellamy and Clarke are holding Octavia. Such a good cinematography btw.

4x06. They go on another day trip. Clarke comforting him. Bellamy being worried about her. Their smiles!!! Bellamy all soft saying “Clarke if I don’t see you again” Clarke calling him SPECIAL, looking him up and down and then looking away.

In my opinion 4x07 and 4x08 have been the best episodes so far. Although they have been separated, both episodes have been really important for them.

Before being pushed into a confession or kiss they need to solve certain problems. The characters need to be developed. I don’t know about you, but I want Bellamy to start to love himself and Clarke to be herself before they enter into a relationship.

There are 5 episodes left and they’re getting ready for whatever happens between them in S4b.

  • ocarina of time: Legend of Zelda: The only Zelda game that ever existed
  • majora's mask: Legend of Zelda: Apocalypse Now
  • wind waker: Legend of Zelda: Cartoon version
  • twilight princess: Legend of Zelda: Edgy as Fuck
  • skyward sword: Legend of Zelda: One half origin story, one half Degrassi the next generation
  • breath of the wild: Legend of Zelda: Skryim edition
jaden smith tweets for the signs
  • aries: I Scare People Away
  • taurus: How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
  • gemini: If You Cant Handle My Feelings And Emotions Please Unfollow Me
  • cancer: Anyone Born On This Planet Should Have A Planetary Citizenship Enabling Them To Freely Explore There Home
  • leo: School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth.
  • virgo: If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It
  • libra: People Tell Me To Smile I Tell Them The Lack Of Emotion In My Face Doesn't Mean I'm Unhappy
  • scorpio: When I Die. Then You Will Realize
  • sagittarius: You Think You Get It. YOU DONT YOU DONT YOU DONT!!!!!!!
  • capricorn: I Encourage You All To Unfollow Me So I Can Be Left With The People Who Actually Appreciate Philosophy And Poetry.
  • aquarius: We Need To Stop Teaching The Youth About The Past And Encourage Them To Change The Future.
  • pisces: If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.
  • Makarov: Aw, look at my precious children, frolicking through the town. Aren't they cute?
  • Magic Council: What? No, Makarov, they're not frolicking, they're destroying the town, you need to stop them -
  • Makarov: Oh, they're just playing, my little ones -
  • Magic Council: Um, most of them are practically adults and they're reeking havoc! We need to -
  • Makarov: It's just a little rough-housing, it's harmless!
  • Magic Council: They're causing millions in property damage.
  • Makarov: Yes, like I said, precious children . . .
  • Magic Council: . . . We don't think you understand the situation -
  • Makarov: PRECIOUS
  • Magic Council: Is that one turning into a DEMON!?!
  • Makarov: CHILDREN!!!

it’s great that we have plot-driven cartoons that can deliver on comedy and character development. it really is. 

but did you know…. not all cartoons have to be like that in order to be something GOOD??

there are some shows for kids that exist just to be funny and goofy the majority of the time. and that’s okay. kids can understand complex things, but they also need things to make them laugh and not think as hard. stop the pretentious attitude that silly cartoons are somehow less important