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College Life 101

Alrighty folks, here are some nifty tips on how I survived (and could have better survived) college: 

  • As soon as you have your schedule, email your professors. Everyone. Especially if you have questions about the course, if you’re going to miss, etc. also make sure you do it from your school email, many professors will not check an email if it isn’t from a school address. 
  • On move in day, bring a door stop.  moving in is so much easier when you don’t need someone to hold the door for everything. 
  • Shoe racks and command strips/hooks will be your best friend. Use the racks for misc. things like utensils, seasonings, Keurig mixes, hot chocolate, etc. 
  • Bring a whiteboard/corkboard. Write down your classes and anything you need to get done for those classes and make sure that you keep it updated. On the cork side post up papers with important numbers, a map of campus, and other things you get. 
  • SIGN UP FOR ACTIVITIES (ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE ON A SMALL CAMPUS) otherwise you’re not going to have a fun experience. Even if it’s just something you THINK you may have a slight interest in, try it! 
  • Go to one or two sporting events, just for the hell of it
  • Put important dates in your phone calendar or even a planner. Somewhere you will be reminded of them. Times and dates are critical. 
  • Eat. and eat well. 
  • Use chegg, upper classmen, or other resources for textbooks before you buy them. Campus bookstores are astronomically expensive and it can be a lot cheaper going somewhere else. I use Chegg and they also send you free tide pods, coffee samples, etc. 
  • Bring medicine that you’ve used in the last two years, even if you haven’t used it in a while just to be safe. 
  • If you’re gonna do laundry on the weekends Friday and Saturday nights OR Sunday mornings are prime time. Be prepared for staying up late or getting up early to do laundry 
  • PUT. A TIMER. ON. YOUR. LAUNDRY. Seriously, when you have to share a laundry room there is nothing more annoying than someone who won’t move their laundry out for other people. 
  • On a related note DO NOT THROW OTHER PEOPLE’S LAUNDRY ON THE FLOOR. Fold it up, leave it on the dryers or w/e with a little note. Don’t be an asshole. 
  • Keep extra pads and tampons around everywhere you go. Help yourself and/or ya menstruating friends out. 
  • Bring a phone/laptop charger with you throughout the day. I know I personally have some long breaks between my classes where I do homework and w/e
  • Use Google docs for your assignments, or other programs that back up your work to the cloud. My laptop broke halfway through the semester and the only thing that saved me was Google Docs because my school uses gmail
  • Download Groupme. Right now. Do it. It’s a great way to create group chats, keep them in one place, and keep them backed up somewhere, you’re gonna have some for group projects, your dorm, any programs, etc. 
  • Bring a three hole punch, scissors, glue, tape, notecards, and binders. Also get pocketed folders for any important research papers you may need to turn in. 
  • ALSO DRY ERASE MARKERS ARE A LIFE SAVER. bring them around for studying in empty classrooms it’s v helpful
  • COLOR CODE YOUR BINDERS/NOTE BOOKS/STICKY NOTES. Your binder for one class and all its accessories should be one colors. Color organize your notes. (If you’re colorblind, use patterns or something simple for you.) 
  • Try typing up your notes after classes, save them to your laptop and whatever online thing you use. Sometimes you’ll need your notes and you either won’t have your notebook, laptop, or both and it can be very important to keep your notes accessible. 
  • Make use of tutoring services or other students/friends that are good in your classes. C’s get degrees and if people can help you understand it better then WOO
  • Try not to miss too many classes, but if you do make sure you contact your professors about it (or someone in that class.) 
  • Sleep is v important, but can also be too good so set alarms at least a half hour before your classes to get ready and go. 

Take deep breaths. Make friends. Take no shit, do no harm

((These are based off of my personal experiences, feel free to add on if you think of something))

Spread Your Legs For Me C.H

Originally posted by bri3395

warning: smut

word count: 1400+

summary: Calum fingers you while driving

requested?: yes, hope you liked it anon :)) I hope you guys are ready because we have a week full of smut coming out, tomorrow, wednesday and hopefully thursday so get ready. 

this turned out a bit eh but i think it’s alright, also IM OPENING REQUESTS AGAIN YAY

so now song requests and full requests, fluff or smut are open again so go nuts on anon or not on anon, whichever you prefer :))

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↱  MASTERLIST OF HIGH SCHOOL/COLLEGE PASSING FACECLAIMS ↲

under the cut you will find, #177 faceclaims that can pass realistically as high schoolers and/or college students. i made this list because of three reasons: a) most of the lists i found were old and at least a good few years old so the ages are largely inaccurate b) and hence there have been more and more child stars that i feel that need to be added to this list c) and it’s about time we stopped playing ian, milo, holland, crystal, jack etc as high schoolers because let’s be honest rpc, they can’t. i love them too but let’s be real about their ages. most of them should have resources made already but almost all of them have videos etc that you can make resources out of.

please like/reblog if you found this helpful and if you have any more suggestions, feel free to message me! also i tried to keep the really overused fcs out of here but you’ll find a mix of underused, overused and neither fcs here. 

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anonymous asked:

Lex is killed in prison. Lena's reaction is a lot more than she thought it would be but she tries to deal on her own so Kara comes to comfort her

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The news breaks on Twitter first, and then later on the national news. Lena doesn’t hear about it until she’s walking out of a marketing meeting and checks her phone.

It doesn’t register right away. The words seem so benign as they flash at her from multiple notifications on the screen.

LEX LUTHOR FOUND DEAD

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If you have time (omg I'm sorry but this prompt in my head forever) It's 3am and they are in a community kitchen in college and one is making brownies.

Percy had just wanted to get a glass of water.

When he enters the communal kitchen, blearily rubbing sleep out of his eyes, he realises what had woken him up in the first place. One of his roommates is standing with her back to him at the countertop, cracking eggs into a large mixing bowl. The kitchen looks devastated. Shared by six people, it never looks pristine, but right now a bomb could have gone off for the state it’s in.

“Um,” he says, still disorientated from the light and noise and explosion aftermath.

She turns and swears quietly. “Sorry, I thought I was being quiet.”

She was not, but Percy won’t begrudge her that. Partially because he’s a little bit in love with her (alright, mostly, but that’s not important right now), partially because he knows he’s woken her up at least half a dozen times since they moved into the dorms three months ago.

“S’alright. Just gettin some water.”

Annabeth smiles. “Alright.”

Percy opens the mug cupboard and after several seconds of staring at its contents and coming to terms with the fact that they don’t own any glasses not made of plastic, he grabs a mug with Walt Whitman’s face on it and fills it with water from the faucet. Instead of taking it back to his room with him, he leans back against the sink and watches Annabeth squint at her phone as she holds it three inches from her face.

“You alright there?” he asks.

She doesn’t look away from her phone. “My glasses are somewhere deep within my bag and I have neither the energy or determination to find them.”

“Okay.”

She looks at him. “Do you want to read this recipe for me or keep delivering these brilliant insights?”

He shrugs. “I feel like I could manage both.”

Annabeth hands her phone over with a roll of her eyes. Percy puts down his glass of water and shoves some of the debris aside so that he can sit on the counter top. Then he takes Annabeth’s phone and reads the title of the page.

“You need to google a recipe for brownies?”

“Alright, Martha Stewart. Just tell me what to do to make this delicious.”

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Masterpost On How To Improve Mental Health

Thought i would collect all the things I personally do to feel better about myself
I hope this at least helps some of you :)

•Stop overthinking
•Be kind and good things will happen
•Cry if you need to, you’ll feel better afterwards
•Cuddle with your pets or your friends pets
•Hug your friends
•Hug your parents
•Take some ‘me time’
•Take care of your body! Drink at least 1.5l a day! If you don’t like the taste of pure water, then mix it with some taste you like, but drink. Especially when it’s hot outside
•Appreciate yourself, you’re doing great!
•Walk around outside in the sun
•Sing to yourself
•Do what makes you happy!
•Smell flowers
•Eat what you like
•Buy gifts for yourself or just do so,ething nice for yourself!
•Use face masks if you like them, leave them on for longer if you feel you need to
•Dress how you like
•Use the makeup you like or none at all
•Don’t let anyone tell you what you can and can’t do
•Smile at yourself
•Smile at other people
•Love yourself
•Scream if you need to
•Go for a run
•Spend time with yourself
•Learn a new language
•Read
•Study, be a smartass
•Watch a movie
•Dance
•Spend time with people you love
•Remind yourself that you are not alone!
•Talk to people if you don’t feel good! Talking about what bothers you can make you feel better
•Go out
•Watch funny videos
•Party with friends
•Go to are lonely new place
•Learn something new
•Draw
•Meet new people
•Be thankful
•Lay in the sun
•Go for are swim
•Eat ice cream
•Dress well

Issues (Jax x Reader)

“You know smoking is bad for you” You causley said as you flipped through your magazine on the couch. Jax jumped up from his spot slamming his hands down on the coffee table making you also jump in surprise.

“Can you stop being a whiny bitch for once? I have had enough of your shit lately”

“Well excuse me for being a bitch that cares about your health. Smoking a few a day Jax is nothing but your hitting a pack now and that’s ridiculous” You spoke while crossing your arms . Jax stared you down and said

“You know what’s ridiculous is that a grown ass lady is bossy me around like I’m a two year old. I’m a grown man who don’t need your stupid ass opinions. I can take care of myself”

“Well honey this lady happens to be the one you picked as your old lady so you don’t like it? That’s your fucking problem. I’m trying to look out for what’s best for us as a family” Jax rolled his eyes, finishing his cigarette.

“Family yeah that’s what you’re looking out for” Jax scoffed as he went to turn to leave the living room.

“What’s that suppose to mean Jax? What else would I being doing?” You asked as you walked closer to him so you could be face to face. Jax let out a loud laugh, his eyes darken before he spoke

“It means you are looking out for yourself. If this kills me you’re going to have no one to bring home all of this money for you, so you can go off and spend it on bullshit” His answered hit a nerve. You were never one to back down from a fight but having Jax speak this poorly to you wasn’t setting right.

“Say it Jax we both know you want too” You yelled making sure your voice wouldn’t crack on you. He wasn’t going to see you weak that’s not what an old lady was.

“You’re acting like a croweater. All you want at this point is this cut that’s the reason your still here in this life. For the cut not me, and damn well not for my child” You looked up at Jax with tears in your eyes. Did he really think that’s all you were? Some stupid croweater that was only there for the cut and not the man behind it. Not wanting to be this close to Jax anymore you pushed your way passed him. Walking out of the room Jax followed you.

“Where do you think your going?” He asked as you picked up your coat from one of the chairs.

“Out” Jax grabbed your arm before you got to the door stopping you

“No your not” Jax said making you come closer to him, the normal smoky smell mixed with cologne that always warmed your heart was making you sick.

“I didn’t realize I needed your permission.” You snapped back harshly pulling your arm out of his. With not even a glance towards Jax you walked right out of the door. When it slammed shut Jax sank into the chair putting his head in his hands wondering what he just did.

After a few hours of driving around Charming you decided to go back home. It wasn’t safe to be out alone even more so now that it was dark out. Being the Vice President Old Lady means you have a big target on your back at all times. Parking your car outside, you took a deep breath getting ready to face Jax. One look at your face anyone could tell that you have been crying and you knew Jax would feel bad like he should.

Jax looked up from his seat at the kitchen table when he heard the door open. Seeing it was you he quicky popped up making his way towards you. Taking your hands you try to pull away but Jax was too strong for you.

“I’m sorry darling for fighting with you. I know you’re not a croweater and I should have never compare you to them because I know and so does everyone else is that you’re here for me and not this cut. There’s been so much club shit going on lately and I took out all of my angry and stressed out on you. For that I’m sorry I know you’re just trying to take care of me” You looked at Jax you could also tell that he had been crying. He was never one to admit when he was wrong so you just thought you would come home and act like none of this ever happened but he had other plans.

“Jax I’-” you went to say but he cut you off. “ No you don’t say sorry I’m the one that acted like a complete dick and mistreated his old lady. So I made a few calls and what would you say about you and I going to the cabin for the weekend without the club”

“Jax I would love too but you do know you still need to make up for this a bit more. It really hurt when you said those things about me.” You told while leaning into his chest.

“I know darling” With that Jax laid a kiss on the top of your head before wrapping his arms around you. Happy that he had someone like you to put up with his famous Teller temper.

I just realized that one of the Russo brothers is a Romanogers shipper and the other brother is a BuckyNat shipper

 I think that’s one of the reasons they send mixed signals to the audience. Because Buckynat has very significant moments that make reference to the comic, And why is so worked up that the chemistry that there is between Steve and Natasha, and the relationship of loyalty and mutual appreciation that exists between this pair, nevertheless doesn’t leave of the Platonic thing. I think they stop themselves from making a couple canon. And it’s good because they evolve more to the characters without needing a romance that seems forced as happened with sharon (Sharon is an incredible character who could have evolved much more before that kiss passed and possibly that would have helped people to like Staron more than at this moment)

And the actors don’t help (I love it)

On the other hand there are rumors (unofficial) that the end of Brutasha is approaching with the arrival of Betty Ross in infinity War.

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Something I wrote on my phone just now. More to come.

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A concept: you and Harry arrive back at his flat in London after his secret show and the party after left you both a bit buzzed, and you, specifically, horny. The way he sauntered into the house with those tight pink pants made your mouth water; his ass looking like a juicy peach. Before you were even in the house, your nails dug into the expensive black fabric that clung to his toned and rugged muscles, your fingers trailing lines slowly down, causing him to stop dead in his tracks and hiss a bit, throwing his head back. He groans, clicking his tongue hazily in his mouth as your hands find his ass, squeezing. Your mouth is on his neck and he holds the door frame to keep himself steady from the mix of alcohol and how you’re quickly making him hard. “You’re so fucking sexy,” you suck harshly at the skin your lips have found and smirk when he shivers, “i need to taste you.”

You guide him to the couch, all dominance in him completely worn out - you were his. Your dress came down and you’re left in just panties, falling to your knees in front of him. Unbuttoning his pants, your mouth watered at the sight of his beautiful cock pressing hard against the silk fabric. Your hands stopped working for a second so you could get your mouth around what you saw; to feel and taste the silk fabric in your mouth, to hear him groan and grab your hair.

“Fuckinnnnnn helllllll” he rasps, sighing st the end. He’s exhausted, and a bit buzzed, and sweaty, and yours.

“Pants… off,” you instructed and he blinked down at you slowly, fumbling with the waist of them, pushing them down. You watched him, sitting on your knees, the black crumbled fabric from his shirt coming down to cover a bit of his half hard cock that his hand had found in natural response.

“Sit,” you commanded again and he listened, sitting on the couch behind him, legs sprawled out and body slouched.

“Mmm,” you hummed, “all for me?” You giggled and crawled your way between his legs, watching his foreskin disappear and reappear as he stroked himself, slowly nodding.

“Good boy… are you gonna be a good boy for me?” Your hot breath skimmed over his balls as you pressed a kiss there and he jolted lightly in response.

“Uh…. uh huh” his head fell back, “yes, I will.”

“Good,” you smirked and got to your knees, your nails digging into his meaty thighs, one hand finding his shaft.

“Because I have a surprise for you,” you suckled his tip and looked up at him, smiling.

Welcome to the world little ones- Grayson Dolan

Author: grethansdolans

Pairing: Grayson x reader

Requested: Yes

Request: can u plssss do the fluffiest grayson imagine i love fluffy gray omg

Warnings: Nothing but fluff

A/N: I hope I did you justice anon! Thanks to @dolansanonymous for helping me out and giving me ideas. I love ya!

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Being pregnant was never easy. All the mood swings. The weird late night cravings. The back pain. The aching feet. Being pregnant was even harder when your baby was going to be here any day now. But your husband made it bearable. Always getting you whatever you needed, making whatever you craved and dealt with your crazy mood swings.

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cosmic-spidey  asked:

This Sheith Spider-Man AU is so amazing!!! I love it, have you thought about the first time Keith gets pretty banged up and comes to Shiro for help? Or one of the Avengers call Shiro telling him what happened and he turns in worried boyfriend mode? Thank you again for this AU!!

Thank you! I’m pretty excited about this au tbh!! 

[Sheith Spider-Man Homecoming AU] Part 05 (1, 2, 3, 4, 6)

It was a Thursday night and Shiro had his pencil in his mouth because he was getting quite annoyed at this one problem he couldn’t quite solve. Every second passed by, his eyebrows grew closer in irritation. What on earth was he doing wrong? His eyes wandered to his phone next to his book and thought of asking Keith, but his boyfriend was still doing his night patrol.

He took out the pencil he was biting and placed it on the table. He leaned back to his chair and let out a loud sigh. 

The ringing of his phone disrupted his peace and Keith’s name flashed. Usually, Keith would just text him if he got back from patrol and Shiro would then call. So this was quite new. He instantly picked it up.

“Keith?”

“Are you Takashi Shirogane?” A deep unfamiliar voice that definitely wasn’t Keith asked.

“Uh, yes.” He answered hesitantly, beginning to worry about his best friend. “Why do you have—”

“I’m Kolivan and I want you in the Avengers HQ right now. Thace is already on his way to pick you up. ETA 3 minutes.”

“Wait, what?” Shiro panicked as he straightened his back. “Did something—” before he could even finish his sentence, the line was cut off.

The Avengers HQ was amazing and beautiful. Shiro had never stepped inside the place and he wished he could marvel at its construction but right now he had a boyfriend to worry about. So, fanboying would have to wait.

“Can you please tell me what’s going on with Keith?” Shiro asked as he briskly walked side by side with Thace (scary man with a mean face, kinda looked like Wolverine.) 

Wolverine wannabe didn’t even bother to look at him, instead, he led them to a room. The door opened as soon as Thace scanned his fingerprint.

“In you go, kid,” Thace gestured inside the room.

“T-thank you, sir,” Shiro said as he slowly went inside the room. 

The room was big and it looked like a hospital room and at the center, tubes were connected to a boy. He felt like crying as he placed a hand to cover his mouth to prevent himself from whimpering out loud. He quickly ran to the bed where Keith was sleeping.

Keith’s face looked so beat up. Multiple contusions everywhere. There was a cut under his right eye and a broken nose. Shiro slowly cupped Keith’s face, his hands shaking in fear. His beautiful, beautiful Keith. Who could’ve have done this to him?

He continued caressing his boyfriend’s face that he surprised himself when he saw tears dropping on Keith’s face. His own tears betraying him.

He sniffed and slowly, Keith’s eyes opened.

“Don’t cry,” the younger one softly said. “If anything, I should be the one crying, not you.”

Shiro was having mixed feelings. Was he relieved? Was he happy? Was he angry? “You little shit,” he hissed. 

Keith smiled that dorky smile of his that Shiro loved so much. “That’s me.”

“If I could just pinch you right now, I would,” Shiro gritted his teeth. “What the hell did you do, Kogane?! You look like a mango that a kid beat up with his fork angrily because you’ve expired!”

Keith winced. “Thanks, I think you look great, too.”

“I don’t need your sass,” Shiro snapped and then sighed. “Please stop doing this me. Every night I worry you’re not gonna make it and now my worst fears have happened and I don’t even know—”

“Five robot sentinels at 21st street,” Keith muttered.

“What?!” Shiro’s eyes widened in both fear and shock.

“I think I did okay,” Keith defended. “I took them down and—”

Shiro leaned down to hug his boyfriend as carefully as one can with someone who had tubes connected to their body. That was the time Shiro broke down.

Keith must’ve sensed it as Shiro felt a hand wrap around his back. “You know this isn’t going to stop. This won’t be the first either.”

“I know,” Shiro sobbed. “I know that. I wish you could just stop but I know you won’t because you’re that kind of person.”

“Righteous.”

“Stubborn,” Shiro corrected. He pulled himself away from Keith and wiped his tears. The look on Keith’s face made him frown. “Is it too much to ask for a Spider-Man day off or something?”

“I could try and ask Kolivan. What else do you want for you not to worry?”

Shiro had been thinking about it for a few weeks now and he thought this would be a great chance to talk about it, “Can you please connect me to your suit, so I can be with you live when you’re doing patrol? That way I would know if you’re in deep trouble and I could help you. Plus, it’s always nice to have someone to talk to while you’re swinging around, right?”

“I think I’d love that,” Keith smiled. “My guy in the chair.”

Golden | Jungkook (M)

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

Summary: Jungkook will show you just how golden he really is.

Word Count: 6,670

Genre: Smut/fluff

A/N: Jungkook smut for my thirsty followers who didn’t get enough in AL. Btw I hope you enjoy it @helloblamebts :)) sorry for the wait bc I know you’re just as thirsty as everyone else

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A little Dreamer Trilogy Pynch

I’m imagining all of the Pynch moments that could take place in the Dreamer Trilogy. Three entire books filled with endless possibilities:

-Ronan only answering his cellphone if it’s Adam calling. It’s cute– he has a blurry picture of his boyfriend as his wallpaper.
-Ronan visiting Adam in college and completely shattering whatever image Adam’s school friends have of him. “He seems, uh, nice?” “How the hell did you two even meet?” “Adam, he can’t just let his bird use the bathroom in a bookstore.”
-Adam and Ronan sharing a bed whenever they visit each other, but never cuddling because they get too hot. They always wake up curled around each other, though.
-More genuinely happy smiles from both of our boys!
-Ronan turning the Murder Squash song into the next Rick Roll and annoying Adam to the point that he gets ignored for an entire night. Everyone notices that Ronan’s slamming doors harder than usual, but they don’t say a thing.
-Wheelbarrow races, late night ice cream runs, hide-and-seek with Opal, spending nights sleeping in the bed of an old pickup truck Ronan dreams up. “It makes me look more like a farmer.” “Now you just need to trade in the ripped jeans and black tank top for a pair of overalls.” “Why stop there? I could grow a mullet, too.” “Ronan.”
-Ronan having a mix-tape with songs that remind him of Adam in his car. No one ever comments on it because it’s a much better alternative to what’s normally blasting out of the speakers.
-Ronan and Adam just, well, talking. Sharing the events of their lives while they’re away from each other: Adam’s school friends, his endless pile of homework, how much he misses Ronan (”I bet your laundry is piled up on the floor again”). Ronan’s dreams, farm projects, Opal, how much he misses Adam (”Something’s up with the BMW. Don’t take forever to come check it out, grease monkey”).

Only 30% of this could realistically happen, but I can dream. 

~The Types as Dreams I've Had~
  • INFP: There was going to be an anime about Michael Cera and I was so excited to watch it but it got cancelled to make way for this anime about a little girl who could turn into a packet of chips
  • ISFP: A skipping rope was being swung around in a pastel pink room. All of a sudden a tiny baby pug comes running out of nowhere and starts to jump the rope.
  • ESFP: There was a horrible mix up and I ended up with a sugar daddy. I was terrified but it turned out all I had to do was pour apple juice into his nostrils and I was a billionaire. He collected brooms.
  • ISFJ: I really wanted to make chocolate eclairs but no matter what I did I JUST COULDN'T FIND A MIXING BOWL. I searched my entire house, went to every store in town, drove across the entire state and checked in EVERY SINGLE BUILDING but I just COULDN'T FIND ONE. I was in actual tears and honestly I had lost my will to live. Then I woke up. As I pondered this peculiar dream, it hit me: you dON'T EVEN NEED A MIXING BOWL TO MAKE EFFING ECLAIRS
  • ESTJ: Luigi became president and for some reason he banned abortion so Mario broke into the white house and crucified him
  • ESFJ: I was working at a nursing home at the old people just woULD NOT STOP STARTING RAVES IT WAS SO FRUSTRATING
  • ENFJ: I dreamt of a world in which everyone was in a banana cult. Everyone wore banana costumes and everything was yellow. The buildings,the skies, the animals, the vehicles, the book covers, you name it, they were all bright banana yellow. Everyone ate only bananas. The music was simply one song that repeated " Banana is our lord. Banana is our saviour. Banana is good.". They discussed only bananas. There was no rebellion against this. There was a giant floating golden banana in the middle of the city. Everyday at 3 pm they bowed down to the banana and ten people had to sacrificing themselves to the great banana god, to prove their love and devotion. It was told that if this was not done the banana god would reveal his great wrath.
  • INFJ: I was Justin Beiber's new manager and he confessed to me that he was dating Kanye West. I didn't even know who that was but I told the media because I hated him. Justin got so angry that he sent me to get hanged so I ran away and lived in the forest and then I became friends with this tree spirit but I'm pretty sure he ended up strangling me to death with his magical roots.
  • ISTP: Everyone except me had these really cool auto tuned voices and I was so jealous that I stabbed them all in the throat.
  • ENFP: We were doing the beep test at school that day. I lined up at the starting line. The first beep resonated across the basket ball court. As I stretched out my legs to take the first step towards the painful and winding journey that was the beep test, my arms flung out behind me. I tried to move them down only to discover it was impossible, and before I knew it my legs were moving on their own. I was Naruto running across the court. I Naruto ran and Naruto ran, crossing the line far before the beep, Naruto running out the other side of the basket ball court. Naruto running out of the school grounds. Naruto running across the town. Naruto running across the state. Naruto running into the ocean. I Naruto ran right until the very last moment of my Naruto life.
  • Believe it.
  • ENTP: My sister was baking cookies and she was like " Don't open the oven they aren't ready yet!". I opened the oven anyway 'cause I'm a cool kid, and inside the cookies were wearing tiny bras and panties, putting on mascara, and when they saw me they blushed and screamed " iie! Hentai!"
  • ENTJ: I was an extremely successful drug dealer and I rode a Segway everywhere and wore light up shoes
  • ESTP: They were remaking Fergalicious but Fergie's arm fell off for some reason so they made me star in her place. I was so scared because I didn't know the rap lyrics or anything but when I was on the stage they suddenly came to me perfectly and suddenly no one liked Fergie anymore and they made fun of her for having one arm and they burned her house down and she died.
  • INTP: I was playing Mystic Messenger and Jumin Han went to France and 707 starter calling him Jumin Hon. I woke up crying.
  • INTJ: Some creepy isolated dude who lived on a farm would kidnap people who tried to get talk to him. He'd rip all their guts out and feed them to a small child he kept in a locker, and then he dressed up their gutless corpse and used it as a scarecrow for his farm.
  • ISTJ: I was at a museum with my grandma and she kept touching thINGS THAT SAID 'NO TOUCHING' AND GOING INTO AREAS THAT SAID 'NO ENTRY' AND SHE WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME AND I ENDED UP CRYING
Reunited

Don’t know what’s going on but I am in a writing mood lately, don’t mind me! I was in the mood for some needy Shawn coming back from touring, so here ya go! This is also inspired by Dua Lipa’s song ‘Homesick’.

Warning: Smut ahead!

You give me a reason, something to believe in
I know, I know, I know
You give me a meaning, something I can breathe in
I know, I know, I know
It’s a bittersweet feeling
Longing, and I’m leaving
I go, I go, I go
But I wish I was there with you
Oh, I wish I was there with you

“I’ve missed you so much,” Shawn mumbled, breathing against my neck, while pressing my back closer against his hard chest. 

We were sitting on the floor in his new Toronto apartment, Shawn leaning against the sofa, his long legs spread wide so that I could sit between them, leaning against him.

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Yesyes !

Two kids was my first idea so… here ya go ! Both with dark hair and blue eyes.

Seeing comments/confessions like “I know Little Mix are grown women and they can be sexy if they want, but I think they need to tone it down because they do have younger fans” or “Glory Days is great but where are the inspirational songs? Like it’s all about sex now, they should really think about their younger fans”. And all I keep thinking is. What about their older fans? What about the fans that have literally grew up with LM? Why can’t they get the music that appeals to them as well? Why do the girls have to cater only to the younger demographic and completely ignore their older demographic?.

Glory Days might not be the most inspirational album they’ve done. But it still has killer songs that help make you feel empowered, like Power and Shout Out To My Ex. It still has stunning ballads, like Nobody Like You and F.U. It still sounds like Little Mix only they’ve experimented with what’s current on the charts now, which is the EDM sound. What I’ve always loved about LM is their ability to create something new, that us fans, wouldn’t expect but still keep the essence of LM.

I get the girls have a lot of younger fans, but there aren’t the only fans they have. And it gets really frustrating to see LM getting hated on (by their own fandom) for growing up and becoming confident, strong, young women. I really hope LM keep the mature vibe for LM5, perhaps even a mix of Salute/Glory Days because it’s absolutely ridiculous that majority of their fans are trying to stop them from growing up. When some of you grow up and become young women/men, I’m pretty sure you’ll be thankful to Little Mix for creating an album like Glory Days. But just because you can’t relate to any of those songs now, doesn’t mean in the future you won’t be able too.

People really need to stop treating Little Mix like they are still teenagers and start respecting/supporting who they are now as women. You may not wear the clothes they do or feel comfortable with showing that much skin but Perrie, Jade, Leigh-Anne and Jesy do. And if I had a small portion of their confidence and if I had even one of their amazing figures, you know what, I’d probably be flaunting it too.

Little Mix are women. And they should be able to make music for all their fans, not just bubblegum pop for the younger demographic. I grew up listening to LM, and each album has helped me in their own way through different stages of my life, even if it’s just a handful of songs from their albums. Glory Days is no different and LM5 will be no different.

Dating would include – Assassin's Creed Syndicate

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Jacob Frye 

  • Well, the two of you usually can be found in the fight club 
  • Eventually you patch up Jacob after his last fight 
  • Or Evie has to take care of both of you 
  • It really depends on your mood 
  • “Yes, Evie. That guy deserved every punch." 
  • But to be honest you two are always up to cause mischief 
  •  ”[Y/N], Jacob, what have you done this time?!“ 
  • "We did nothing! … Oh, that. Yeah, we did that." 
  • Giving each other nicknames … all the time 
  • "Love” - “Angel” - “Dear” - “Could you two stop?!" 
  • Jacob is a big fan of public display of affection 
  • The people need to know you are his better half 
  • … and he would be lost without your kisses 
  • Seriously every kind of kiss 
  • "I want all of them, love." 
  • After a hard mission he needs you wrapped up in his arms 
  • Jacob’s mixed scent of smoke, beer and himself lures you in 
  • "Why do I smell beer on you, Jacob?" 
  • … "I think Evie calls me!" 
  • He makes sure you keep up your training 
  • Driven by his fear to lose you forever 
  • Even if he knows you can handle yourself just fine 
  • Him not being able to take his eyes off of you when you plan your mission 
  • The satisfied smirk on your lips makes his knees weak 
  • "Stop drooling, brother dearest." 
  • Randomly he wraps you up in his arms to get his daily dose of cuddles 
  • The two of you get comfortable on his favourite but little settee 
  • Resting your head on his chest, while his arms hold you close 
  • The closer the better 
  • His steady breathing making you sleepy 
  • "God, you are adorable, love." 
  • The two of you are barely fighting 
  • And if you do, it will be solved in the fight club later 
  • "I’m not going to hit you!" 
  • "Good, then it is going to be easier for me!" 
  • Don’t worry neither of you gets harmed, because you end up in a heated kiss 
  • "I don’t think you know how much you mean to me, [Y/N]." 
  • Evie approves your relationship without a doubt 
  • You are good for Jacob and vice versa 
  • And foremost you make each other happy 
  • Jacob could never think of someone else taking your place 
  • You are the only one he will ever love the way he does right now 
  • And occasionally the Assassin tells you his feelings in an unknown serious tone 
  • "I truly love you with every fibre of my body, love. You accept every flaw I have. You adore every insecurity I have -" 
  • "Shut up and kiss me, Jacob." 
  • Your wish is his command 

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Evie Frye

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PULSAR’S TOP 5 WINTER ANIME OF 2017

I’ve decided this year to do things a little differently with my “favorite anime” lists. Instead of just doing a year-end top 10 list, I’m going to do a Top 5 every three months at the end of the season (anime seasons run quarterly, as opposed to once a year like with American TV). This way I can highlight more shows, plus it will be when all the episodes are online and you can watch the shows from beginning to end.

Without further ado…

#5: INTERVIEWS WITH MONSTER GIRLS
This is a cute little slice of life/comedy series about a biology teacher who is fascinated by “demi-humans,” aka monsters. He happens to have three students who fall into this category (a vampire, a dullahan, and a snow woman), plus a fellow teacher who also happens to be a succubus. He convinces the girls to do interviews with him about what their lives are like as monsters, not just for his own curiosity but to figure out how to be a better teacher for them.

If you’re expecting risque ecchi shenanigans like on shows like Monster Musume, you won’t find them here. What you will find is a surprisingly sweet and charming show featuring some extremely likeable characters (the succubus teacher who tries to hide her physical charms by wearing a tracksuit, which of course only serves to get people’s minds racing even more, is my personal favorite).

#4: GABRIEL DROPOUT
A hilarious comedy about an angel who graduates from angel school at the top of her class and is sent down to Earth for post-grad work… only to become obsessed with video games and turn into a lazy bum. Meanwhile her best friend, a demon fresh out of demon school, is entirely too sweet and responsible to be a good minion of Satan.

Throw in a fellow angel who is actually a complete sadist, and a fellow demon with delusions of grandeur, and you’ve got the recipe for some seriously funny times. Satanichia the would-be queen of the Underworld damn near steals the show. If you’re looking for some laughs this is a great show to check out.

#3: KONOSUBA - SEASON 2

If you haven’t seen Season 1 of Konosuba, stop what you’re doing, go watch it, then come back, apologize, and watch Season 2.

The four most inept, narcissistic, delusional adventurers in anime are back and funnier than ever. Imagine “Its Always Sunny” type humor mixed with D&D style fantasy world tropes. The jokes are nonstop with this show, with some fantastic voice acting (especially from the voice actor for Kazuma the main character). Even when the animation sometimes slips in quality, it actually makes the show FUNNIER.

I really hope we get a Season 3, I need more of the adventures of my explosion-obsessed mage, useless goddess, masochist knight and Kazutrash. I needs it, maaaaaaan.

#2: MISS KOBAYASHI’S DRAGON MAID

An office worker gets drunk one night and misses her train stop. She ends up wandering into the woods and coming across an injured dragon. After helping the dragon out, she offers to let the dragon stay with her… then goes home, sleeps it off, and completely forgets about everything.

The next morning, guess who’s at her doorstep?

Calling this show cute would be the understatement of the century. It’s absolutely adorable, with the dragons stealing the show with their shenanigans. The animation style is great, with tons of colors and great character designs. There’s a genuine sweetness to the show that’s never forced or cloying. And did I mention the show is about A FREAKING DRAGON MAID?

#1: SCUM’S WISH
I had a hard time deciding whether or not to give this or KOBAYASHI the number 1 spot. If it came down to which show I had more fun watching, it would have been KOBAYASHI hands down. But that isn’t a fair way to judge this show.

Make no mistake: Scums Wish is NOT a pleasant show. It’s one of the most emotionally draining experiences I’ve had watching an anime. The subject matter alone will likely turn a lot of people off, and I imagine there will be people who like every other show on my list and hate this one. But that’s okay.

The show is about two high school students who appear to be the perfect couple, but it’s all an act: they’re actually in love with other people, people who they can’t have (their teachers), and are using each other as physical substitutes to fill the emotional void.

A lot of love stories (in anime and other mediums) like to pretend that love is always fun and pleasant, and even when things get bad, they work themselves out in the end. This is not one of those shows. This show will remind you just how horrible love can be: unrequited love, loving someone who hates you in return, knowing the person you love is only using you as a replacement but going along with it because you think it’s better than not having them in your life at all. The characters in this show are all flawed, and some of them do awful things to each other… but in the end, I desperately wanted them all to end up okay. You’ll have to watch the show to find out if they do.

As always, these are just my personal top picks. I’d love to hear what your favorite anime of the year so far are. 

P.S. I know Little Witch Academia is missing. I’m waiting til the season is done to add it to any lists I do. I’m sure it will end up there.