i need to stay away from them for a while

Flirt (Three)

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genre:
fuckboy!jungkook, college!au, smut?, angst?
words: 5.2k
member: jungkook  (ft. taehyung)

despising jeon jungkook as he hooks up and steals your best friend away from you.

(credits to gif owner for the gif that kills all)

Originally posted by bangtanofarmys

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You don’t need a reason to unfollow me, and I wont ask or wonder why. Its fine I promise.

You don’t like what I post? Cool hope you find good quality posts!

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You don’t like me? cool, hit the unfollow button then.

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Sick Babygirl (M) - Final

Genre; s m u t 

Length; 3,300+ words

Kink(s); hella daddy kink/leaning more to dd/lg, a bit of sadism, oral (receiving), etc 

Originally posted by queenwithcollars

“D- Daddy..?” You whimpered as your cherubic eyes locked with his. This immense dark cloud turned his already piercing gaze damn near fatal.
Your stomach knotted up as he roughly laid you back onto the bed, wedging himself between your legs as he crawled on top of you. 

His large hands released their previous grip on your hair and throat, trailing down your chest. 
“You know-” He chuckled; doing that little twitch he usually did when he was trying to contain his anger, “-I thought I taught you better than that little girl..” His hands gently grazed over your barely clothed pert nipples, drawing out one of your mousy little whimpers. 

Without warning, his gentle touch became rough as he pinched one of your nipples between his fingers; tugging and twirling it the more he watched your pretty face contort. 
“I’m gonna punish you, kitten-” He lowly growled while his lips curled up in a pompous grin, “-and while I punish you, I want you to recite our rules- every single one of them as you count each spanking…”

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Roommates

Genre: Fluff / Humor (??) / Romance / Very slight smut 

Word Count: 5,065

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Request: Can you do a fic of having Jungkook (my bias oh muh gosh) as your neighbor and you having to stay at his house while your parents are away??

“We’ll be gone for awhile and I think it would be best if you stayed with Jungkook while we’re gone! You guys are the same age, he’s only a couple months older. I think it would be really nice.”

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A/n: This is really long omg w o w. I hope this is what you wanted ^-^. Thank you for the request ❗️😊♥️ I’ve actually always wanted to make a fic like this lol. jungkook feels are too real. I did sort of a new style of writing (?) kind of, idk, you guys can tell me if you like it. sorry about the ending lol. sorry not sorry for thAT SINFUL GIF.  

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aftertaste

summary:

after teasing bucky at his birthday party, he’s ready to show you who’s the boss. 

pairing: bucky x reader

warnings: smut, daddy kink, humiliation, name calling (ie, cockslut) 

words: 2,180

a/n: this is for 100 Bangin’ Kinks for Bucky’s 100th Birthday by @bucky-plums-barnes! I did number 83, which is humiliation. i didn’t go too heavy with it, since i know it’s not a lot of people’s thing. my summaries are the cringiest things ever, btw

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Fear Potion

TW: Mentions of sexual assault, attempted sexual assault.

Dear diary,

It’s been six months to the day since I was raped.

I still haven’t gone back to school, I’m doing it all from home. It’s easier so I don’t have to face him. I sometimes miss my friends, but at least there’s Facebook. Not many of them talk to me anymore. There’s a few that do but half of those treat me like I’m… different. I haven’t changed.

That’s a lie. A lot has changed. But I’m still Alex.

And I’ve finally picked up going to the survivor support group.

The leader’s name is Krissa. She’s nice. I told them my story. For once I felt no judgment. Even my mom seems critical of my every move.

I’ll keep going back.

I don’t know if I can survive this still.

I survived today though. That counts for something, at least.

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I HEAR MY HUSBANDS NAME. I CANNOT HOLD BACK. 

Originally posted by genkxi

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life | I’ve never been this so hard in love with a fictional character help me

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang | 11/10 would ride him like an untamed stallion

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: I actually played the game in the recommended order, so Zen was my first route. And I wasn’t excited at all the first few days. But the more time passed, the better parts of his character were revealed. I think the turning points for me were: The VN that showed him as a child with his brother and the VN where he’s showing you the stars on his rooftop and telling you about his family. And I haven’t been able to let go since

I’ve known a lot of narcissistic characters in anime and games. But the way Zen was written made me see him as not the usual “narcissist wearing a mask.” Because the narcissism is still a part of who Zen is, it’s not a lie. He knows he’s hot and he’s not ashamed of it. Yes, it may be overexaggerated as a result of his circumstances with his family and to also ease his own insecurities. But the narcissistic side of Zen is as real as the insecure Zen. He’s not like Seven who hides behind a happy facade. Does that make sense?      

I think the thing that drew me to Zen the most is how he kept persevering down the path of life that HE wanted even though there were so many circumstances against him. Because that’s how much he loves what he does and also wants to prove himself to the world.

He has zero support from his family, he had to resort to doing “bad things” when he was part of the gang in order to survive, he had to work jobs to support himself when he was just starting out as an actor, and often his looks are put above his actual skills (which does bother him.) I also had the impression that Zen was really lonely before he met Rika and V.     

But despite all that he kept on going, and even during the game (when his circumstances have improved) he still continues to work hard. 

AND Zen doesn’t let his past experiences influence his behavior. He may have insecurities and flaws, but he’s not a 100% bitter or negative person who is constantly angsting. He doesn’t demonize his family either. For the most part, Zen is the type of guy who will tell you what he thinks and feels straight up, regardless how cheesy or how petty it may seem. Maybe too straight up. Zen will make sure you know how single he is.

And that’s the kind of person I would prefer to be around in real life. Someone who isn’t constantly reveling in their bad past and is instead moving forward. Someone who is honest and will tell you what they’re thinking. And especially someone who is shameless and proud of who they are and how they feel. 

And oh god I can write even more about how much he seems to really love MC in every route (except Jaehee’s) and how that ending in the Apirl Fools DLC broke me more than anything I’ve ever played because of how well written it was and how much Zen just loves you.  

worst quality: He’s perfect whatchu talkin bout!? 

The worst thing about Zen is that he can be extremely petty about things and is quick to jump to certain conclusions. When he doesn’t like someone, he comes off as the kind of guy who will make up like 50 different kinds of assumptions about that someone in order to justify why he doesn’t like them. Even when he barely got the chance to know them well. Remember in the Christmas DLC when he was bitter about the couples and even wanted to give such an amazing performance that will cause all the couples to break up??? All because he didn’t have a lover on Christmas. Zenny that was all adorable, but even I was close to saying “Dude, omg chill.”  

And regarding the matter of “jumping to conclusions”: if you tell him you’re spending alone time with either Jumin or Seven in their respective routes, “THEY’RE GOANNA BANG” is pretty much the first thing Zen thinks of. And not gonna lie, I thought he was a bit insensitive to Jumin in Jumin’s route. 

Not to mention he seems to get offended (even slightly) when you or the other RFA members aren’t on his side. Like the easiest way to break his heart is to simply stay on Jumin’s side of things, whether it be on simple opinions or actual arguments. He also has a terrible habit of trying to make normal conversations in the chat about him.

I think his bad ends also exemplify a dark side of his loyalty and love. He’s so desperate for your affection, that he’ll take all your crap and still find a reason to love you. This man won’t leave you, even if you treat him like a toy.

On the side of less serious (but still very notable and hurtful) flaws, he gets disheartened very easily and is quick to give up on hope or blame himself when something goes wrong (he treats spraining his ankle like some sort of punishment.) He’ll jump back onto his feet for sure, but when he gets into a slump, he gets into a slump.Not a characteristic worth picking on, but it’s definitely one of his more definite flaws. 

ship them with: MC, in-game there’s no one else Zen can love as deeply. 

brotp them with: Pretty much the entire RFA. I just want him to be loved.

I don’t ship them at all (borders on NOTP for me), but I do love Zen and Jaehee as supportive buddies. Their interactions in Jaehee’s route were sweet and Zen (along with MC of course) can provide Jaehee with the encouragement she desperately needs. 

I actually like seeing Zen as the wanna-be big bro to both Seven and Yoosung, more so with the latter. He brought cookies for Seven when he went to stay at his house, and he’s not quiet about how much he worries about Yoosung and his issues with both the gaming addiction and love. 

And while he and Jumin don’t get along past Zen’s route, the civil and friendly conversation they had was really sweet. I still think they’d be great as “love-hate” friends. 

needs to stay away from: He desperately wants to reconnect with his family, but I wouldn’t blame him if he never wanted to see them again. Also, hey there Echo Girl.

misc. thoughts: I knew I was too deep into Zen after I got that ending in the April Fools DLC. I didn’t sob sob (though I was pretty close to crying), but I didn’t feel…Okay. It’s hard to describe, but it was like I lost someone important and suddenly I was cold. It’s a flipping dating sim!! Cheritz, why do you hurt me this way????

Another fun fact: I went into MM gunning for 707 because his personality resembled the guy I was in love with during the time the game came out. Turns out what I really needed was a guy like Zen in my life. Whoops.

BTS reaction to them falling for another member’s little sibling

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Seokjin

Jin would get too cocky too fast, but would ultimately fall on his face.

“Of course Hobi will let me date them, I’m his Hyung after all! He knows I’m hard working, resourceful and that I have many qualities that a good husband needs to have. Plus, who could say no to this face??”

“Yeeeeeeeah, nope. Not going to happen. Nope, no, nein, 아니오, 
いいえ, neveeeeeeeer! You stay away from them, or I’m going to tell the managers what you did last Christmas.”

“You wouldn’t dare!”

Originally posted by bangtanroyalty

Yoongi

Yoongi would try to be sly and low key earn some points with Namjoon, so he won’t immediately kill him when he asks if it’s ok to date his little sibling. But everyone would immediately start to freak out when Yoongi suddenly starts using honorifics while talking to Namjoon.

“Well, that didn’t go as planned… Might as well do it fast and painless.
NamjoonIreallylovethemandIwouldappreciateitifyoucouldnotkillme,thankyouverymuch.”

Originally posted by sugasuite

Namjoon

Namjoon would panic a lot once he realized how he feels about Taehyung’s sibling. He would try and give himself a pep talk, but he would only be able to relax once the three of them have talked about this.

“Oh god, this is awful… Taehyung will never accept this. But he always says I’m a good leader, so maybe he won’t be as mad. BUT I BROKE HIS FAVORITE FIGURINE LAST WEEK, NOW HE WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME. HOLY RYAN, THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.”

Originally posted by imemegines

Hoseok 

Hoseok would try to keep his feelings for Jimin’s sibling a secret for as long as possible, because he isn’t sure how Jimin will react and he doesn’t want the group to suffer. But he would be really obvious to the others. Once he gathers the courage to talk to Jimin it would be easier than he thought.

Why hello there Jimin! Fancy meeting you here!

“Listen Hobi, I know that you like them. You never could hide a secret, Hyung. But it’s ok. I thought about this a lot but I will not object. Just care for them, that’s all I’m asking.”

“Thanks Jimin…Wah! I’m so relieved!”

Originally posted by jinful

Jimin 

Jimin would try and use his natural charm and charisma to get Yoongi to warm up before he asks him for permission to date his little sibling… sadly things don’t go as planned.

“Hey Hyung! Look, I made you breakfast! Would you like some juice? I thought maybe we could go see a movie later?”

*winks*

*Blushes*

“Jimin, this is so sudden. I don’t think I can accept this!”

“NO, I DON’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT! YOONGI COME BACK!”

Originally posted by ynwaseokjin

Taehyung

Tae would try everything to persuade Kookie into letting him date his little sibling. No bargain would be too much for him.

“I will buy you as many lamb skewers as you can eat!”

“Nah, Tae. Get a little more creative.”

“I will buy you Gucci sweaters for your birthday and write you letters, just like I did for Jimin!”

“I mean that’s cool, but we’re talking about my family here.”

OK, FINE. I will let you win at overwatch!”

“I’m intrigued…keep talking…”

Originally posted by bangtangirl-cutennes-v

Jeongguk

All the times Kookie was a little shit to Jin would flash before his eyes. Jin would be greatly amused by the fact that he wants to date his younger sibling and use it to get him to behave in front of his Hyungs.

“Do you need something else Jin?”

“What was that?”

“Jin Hyung. I’m sorry, Hyung.”

“Much better.”

“Sooooooo…. will you accept me now?”

“Hm, suddenly I don’t know… My throat is so dry. Be a good dongsaeng and bring me some water.”

Originally posted by sugutie


-Admin Krümmel

Broken Part One: http://imaginingbucky.tumblr.com/post/160710394889/broken-sign-on-the-dotted-line-and-everything

BROKEN PART TWO

Ten months later

The coffee shop that you normally went to every morning was closed for repairs. You had to go fifteen minutes out of your way to get your daily coffee fix.

It had been a regular morning. You woke up and made breakfast for the kids before sending them off to school. They only had a few weeks left before Christmas break. They were very excited about being out of school for the next three weeks.

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Pull Me Closer

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Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Summary: Peter visits reader after a particularly bad day and lets his feelings slip out.

Warning: Light swearing

It had been a long day for Peter. First, the argument with Flash at school was seriously embarrassing for him. To have him watched by everyone while he tried to defend himself that he really did know the Avengers was absolutely mortifying. Then, Liz had invited him to that stupid party which he just had to go to in order to sort his feelings out once and for all. Peter had been pining after both you and Liz for months on end and he finally needed to decide between the two of you just so that he could make a move.

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Guilty - Part 7

Originally posted by intokai

Table of Contents: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Alternate Ending I | Alternate Ending II | Alternate Ending III | Alternate Ending IV

Genre: Angst, smut

Word Count: 2,528 words

Pairing: Reader x Baekhyun / Reader x Kai

Summary: *REQUESTED* You find yourself getting more and more frustrated with Kai as he keeps hanging out with his ex-girlfriend, Krystal, against your wishes. Your solution? Hang out with Baekhyun instead.

You woke up with Baekhyun’s arms around you. You felt him sit up in the bed. “Time to get up,” he said, rubbing your thigh. “I’ll drop you off at school, okay? We can get breakfast at the cafe you like before I go into work.”

You nodded, rolling out of bed. You reached for your bag, pulling your clothes out. You dressed sleepily while Baekhyun washed up in the bathroom. Going to class was the last thing on your mind. You knew that Kai was coming back to Seoul today. He never told you the time because you didn’t ask. He could be coming in right now, for all you knew.

As if he knew you were thinking about him, you got a text message from him. According to the text, he was coming in this evening at six. You still had about eleven hours until Kai arrived at Incheon. You weren’t excited about it. You didn’t want to deal with whatever was coming next.

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Potions: Crafting Liquid Magic

A great many things have been happening at a wonderfully quick pace lately, and while that’s all fantastic in its own way, it’s left me no time to actually make this post, despite my interest in doing so. However, now that everything is slowing down and I’m finding the time to catch up on things, and after receiving an ask related to this process, I can finally share one of the most important parts of my practice: Potion Brewing. I’ve made a few small posts here and there about it, and how one might use certain ingredients, but I’ve never really gotten into the process. With that said, here are my thoughts on potions, and why they’re an incredible part of any witch’s skillset. 


When approaching potion brewing in witchcraft, there are several things one has to keep in mind. First and foremost, there is very little historical evidence to say that practitioners of either witchcraft or cunning craft ever actually brewed potions. Most of the time, the concoctions were herbal tonics, simples, or other forms of herbal infusions used in medicine (queue the major importance of witches also taking up and learning about herbalism). I have seen posts floating around which indicate that the image of the witch and the cauldron comes from medieval beer brewsters which, while I haven’t done enough research on to confirm or deny, would not surprise me in the slightest. Now while their may not have been much actual historical creation of potions in the way we think of today, the lore has always been there. Even if witches never did brew potions in the past, we do now, even if it is an underrepresented subject. To my knowledge, there are only two titles which cover the subject of potions, one of which is so expensive that very few people will be able to purchase it. This means that potion brewing becomes something that each witch must develop on their own, if at all. Some never will, and that’s perfectly fine. But for those that want to, the road can be quite harrowing. 

The second things to remember is that Verdant Ones used in the creation of the potion are not just tools. Lavender is not good for love, basil is not good for money, and so on and so forth. Just as you have your own spirit, so do the Verdant Ones, and they are far from simple tools to be used and disposed of when the creation of the work is complete. In truth, the creation never will be complete if the botanicals are treated poorly and never addressed. Many may disagree with this, but how then may any botanical be “good for” something or another if not by the agency of the spirit within? Is it the chemical makeup? It is the atomic structure? However you view it, you are tapping into something more than the phsyical body, and must give that aspect the necessary attention. Otherwise all you have done is created a tea with no real magic at all save for whatever power you may have given yourself. This brings me perfectly to my next point. 

A potion is not just a tea. I have seen several posts which have perpetuated this idea, and it’s something which I vehemently oppose. Posts encouraging the creation of luck and success potions, love potions, and the like which have ingredients seemingly pulled at random from a table of correspondence, all thrown together hastily in a tea-pot or simply set to steep in a cup. Looking at the creation of these, there is little to no respect for the agency of the botanical, and even less towards the actual process. The creation of a potion is not as simple pouring hot-water over an herb or two you got from the store, then drinking it. Potion brewing is an involved process wherein the practitioner must return life to the botanical if they purchased it, or whisper to the living Verdant One from which they wish to take. Potion brewing is the coalescing of spirit into matter, blending power and fragility in a dance that combines the embodiment of the kingdoms of Land, Sea, and Sky. Potions are liquid magic, and their creation is an involved process. With all that said, let’s get on the actual process. 


1) Know Your Goal

This may sound simple, but it is truly the most difficult part of the brewing process. What is it you seek to accomplish through the creation of this potion? This will tell you how it will be used, as well as the medium by which it will be create. Are you seeking out luck? Probably best to stick with a water-base take it internally. Do you seek love and, if you do, are looking to attract a new lover and enfold a specific person in your grasp? If the former, you may elect to go with a potion applied topically, crafted of an oil which will hold the scent well. The latter, they’ll need to take it internally, meaning you could perhaps craft an oil in which to cook their food, or an additive to a drink (bearing in mind that while this may be viewed as an older method, it is illegal in many places to add something to someone’s drink without their knowledge). This will also tell you what you can and cannot use to create the potion. If taken internally, it’s probably best to avoid botanicals that are known to be offensive to the body. My exceptions to this rule are mandrake and henbane, both being poisonous creatures. However, in my use of them, I have found that they rather enjoy working with people, and not always in negative ways. There is a reason henbane has been reputed be work well in love potions for centuries. Mandrake is glorious when seeking the creation of lust. Mind your experimentation, though. While these beloved ones may enjoy working with people, they are strong and must be treated with respect. When I include henbane or mandrake in a potion, its usually in the amount of ¼ tsp per a five-cup potion. If the potion is to be used externally, you’ll need to stay away from anything which may irritate the skin. If you are using it to mark a space with protection, to lay a curse, or any other goal, you may decide how best to employ it. 

2) Create the Recipe

Perhaps the most frustrating part of the process, the creation of the recipe for the potion itself. This process may take only a few minutes if your goal is simple. However, I know that this is something that will take me days to complete. As I sit and ponder over how to create something that will properly meet my needs, I look at several factors. How will it look? If ingesting, how will it taste? Is it going to be something you need to keep on the shelf for a while? If so, what’s the best way to keep it from rotting. Once you have all this information, you can begin formulating. Many people will begin with simple potions consisting of only a few herbs and spices, maybe a little chanting, and that will do. There’s certainly nothing wrong with that, as it’s how I started. It’s when you move beyond this that things get interesting. Something I find often overlooked is the inclusion of tinctures in potions. These little alcohol-based extractions may be considered potions in their own right if crafted with care, but the use of them to expand what may be included in a potion will blow the doors of the potion-brewing process wide open to those who want to use them. Tinctures allow you to add in a more concentrated form of a botanical, as well as include botanicals which you may not otherwise be able to include. A good example here is myrrh. Myrrh resin is a wonderful, and quite oily substance, with many older herbals reporting it to be a wonderful antibiotic. However, rendering it into a potion through boiling in water is…not a good idea. The gum will melt to the bottom of the vessel, and begin to burn, making the whole thing near impossible to clean. But, through the tincturing process, the gum in the resin falls away, and you are left with pure myrrh extract in the alcohol. Now you are able to use it in potions. Formulating a potion is an incredibly fulfilling process, and easily the most rewarding. What you put in it is what you’ll get out of it. 

3) Brewing the Potion

This is the fun part. Once you’ve got your potion formulated, it’s time to brew. But this comes with its own set of difficulties. For me, potion brewing is the perfect union of the kingdoms of Land, Sea, and Sky, all through the heat of the fire that renders all through other. This may also be viewed as the union of the four elements by some, though that’s not a particular concept to which I pay much mind. It is a delicate process, requiring the brewer to pay attention to the formula they have crafted, and the needs of the Verdant Ones therein. Are there roots or barks/spices in the potion? They will need to decoct for at least 20 minutes covered, and you’ll have to chop them beforehand. Flowers? They need to be added only after the potion has been removed from the heat. Any herbs will be best brewed with a low simmer, lest they be burned by the heat. But it can go further than that. Have you included animal parts? If so, what are they? The heart of a chicken will need a different brew time than the bones of a rat to infuse properly into the liquid. I don’t deal much with the inclusion of metals or stones, but each of these will also need to be considered as their own bodies which need infusion time. But this has only focused on half the equation so far. Certainly, potions should have the physical attributes of the included bodies. But what of the spirit? This is where the true finesse of the work comes into play. When you are brewing, you are not just crafting a tea, as stated before. You are coaxing the spirit virtue of each material included therein to release itself from the body it has known, and comingle with those other bodies and spirit virtues to create something new. You are not just brewing. You are, through the power of the fire within, creating a new spirit virtue from all those blended together. Those spirit virtues are transformed by the act of brewing, and through the witch’s will, something new is born. This also begs the question of how you will brew. Will you brew over an open flame (my preferred method)? Will you infuse for a full lunar cycle in the windowsill? If so, you will need alcohol to prevent rot. Are you going to be taking any particular ritual actions while brewing, such as stirring certain ways or numbers of times? Are you going to encant a spell while you stir? Will you be able to keep your will and fire focused on the goal if such actions are taken? Are you waiting for a certain moon phase to brew the potion properly? What about after? Will you be working further potency in it by placing it upon the hearth to cool and “cook” further? Or will you be gathering in the spirits of the home to assist as it is brewed? So very many ways of brewing exist, and it’s up the practitioner to decide how they will best go about the process. All that really matters through the process itself, though, is that the witch bring those spirit virtues out of their bodies, and into the brew. I oftentimes see the cauldron spoken about in books as a tool to “symbolically” stir in virtue. There is no symbolism here. You are literally stirring the virtue together in the womb/tomb that is the cauldron. Quite an experience when you really get going. This leads to the last part of the process…

4) Employing the Potion

After all that work, it’s time to employ the potion however you have elected. It’s here where you want to begin paying close attention. If your potion was supposed to excite lust, how did you feel after drinking it? Are the effects strong or weak? If you are trying to induce good luck, how was the day/night that followed the drinking of the potion? How did it taste? How did it smell? What did it look like? And most importantly, did it actually accomplish your goal. Don’t try to fool yourself here. Potion brewing can be incredible if you are honest with yourself. If it didn’t work, what might you be able to do to rectify that? What can you change? Do you think it was something wrong with the formula, or the brewing process? Was your will not focused? Was your mind wandering to places unrelated. Certainly there’s nothing wrong with thinking of past lovers when working a love potion, but if you’re head was occupied with your late car payment, you’ll hardly get the love you want. Conversely, such a thing may work well to help attain money through means of a potion. 


The art of potion brewing is certainly not an easy one, but it is one that is so greatly rewarding. A witch who can brew a potent potion is a witch who is closer to the the Verdant realms. The spirit interaction teaches the practitioner the respect of each and every body used in the creation of each brew, and help them to foster a closer connection with those spirits in the future. In my own opinion, every witch should have the experience of creating a proper potion, if only for the ability to see if it’s something that fits in with their craft.

 If you want to know more, I highly recommend Daniel Shulke’s books “Ars Philtron” (a book that’s literally dedicated to the art of potion brewing, and doesn’t skimp on the use of things like mandrake) and “Viridarium Umbris” (a book about the path of the Verdant Ones, and how a practitioner may comes to know the spirits within the bodies themselves). They’re expensive, but both are on the site “Scribd,” which has a number of fantastic books on witchcraft. If you have any questions, please feel free to shoot me an ask. 

Animes with a large yaoi fandom that are NOT yaoi/BL~

UPDATE: To the idiots who are actually flaming me, how cliche and illiterate can you get, it’s hilarious. 

I’m probably going to lose a shit ton of followers and get a lot of hate on especially on a bishies blog like this, but I’ve been thinking of making a post like this for a while and frankly, need to let this out of my chest. 

Enjoy!

So to my disturbance but unsurprisingly, I noticed a lot of people who like anime, but have not seen the following animes I am about to list, thought they were shounen-ai, boys love or yaoi. Because of that, a lot of people avert from them dismissing the animes off as pure fanservice for crazy fangirls. 
I understand this because I was and still am one of those people who stayed away. 

But after having the pleasure of diving into actually watching/reading Kuroshitsuji, Durarara!!, Hunter x Hunter, K-Project, etc. you start realizing how damn deep these works of fiction are and you really enjoy the characters and plot once you zone out the fandoms. 

There is no yaoi or BL whatsoever and any fanservice added is simply added in the anime and is in no way canon to the original work, manga.

I won’t be mentioning sports animes or reverse harems cause they’re full of guys, the fandom is bound to be crazy over that so I’ve given up hope. 

Basically, I just want to be a bitch and crush fangirly dreams so this post is pretty much me proving to newcomers why these animes are not yaoi and the men are not ‘gay.’

Okay, if you hate this already, stop here, backspace, block me, whatever. If you agree, carry on.

If you do happen to carry on but don’t agree, DO NOT attempt to argue or fight with me on this. Sorry to say, but I’m not really that open-minded and I stand firm on my beliefs here so if you don’t agree, then don’t ever socialize with me. Everyone is happy. We’re good.

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Let’s start with Durarara!!

Let’s start with the most popular and raging ship in that fandom. Shizaya.
Shizuo and Izaya have been confirmed that they feel only hate and dislike towards each other. They literally want to get rid of each other. That’s it. And somehow, that is interpreted as ‘love’ by fangirls. 
In any case, the author already answered that Izaya was ‘normal’ and that he ‘has his needs.’ In Japan, that equates to being a healthy, heterosexual male who has normal sexual urges now and then. 

Despite claiming to love all of humanity, Izaya does flirt with women a lot and even said how he wants to date one or a few of them when they threatened to kill him. 

Shizuo used to have a crush on an older woman who sold him milk. He was originally supposed to be paired up with Namie by the author. He is also ship teased with Vorona and she to him.

Never had Shizuo shown any interest in men. 

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Now on to K-Project. 

Reisi has been canonically ship teased with Seri. Seri has been revealed to harbor a bit of a crush on him. 
Reisi has no other feelings towards Mikoto other than wanting him to take responsibilities as King and a comrade. Mikoto is 100% indifferent to everything aside from his clan and family. 

Yukari Mishakuji is beautiful. He talks femininely, use makeup and skin care products. He paints his nails and is obsessed with everything beautiful.

He also said that he would only date Nagare Hisui IF he was a girl. If that doesn’t not ring a bell, I don’t know what does. 

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Let’s go on to the ever so famous Kuroshitsuji and its famous bullshit rumor about it being “supposed to be a yaoi.” 
A Japanese person runs a blog on this website responsible for translating Yana Toboso’s blog. 
She has already confirmed that literally, no one in Japan including the author herself know anything about that made up rumor. As time went by, the rumors only got worse to the point that even non-shippers believe it (like I stupidly did in the past)

Both Yana and her editor already said too many times that Sebastian and Ciel feel nothing for each other aside from business, hostility and distrust. Let’s also add that Yana had GFantasy publish Kuroshitsuji. A company that strictly prohibits yaoi and BL of any form.  

Ciel throughout the manga and especially in the latest chapters had only shown concern and love towards Elizabeth Midford. Ciel, a cold-hearted child obsessed with revenge was legitimately about to throw his life on the line when Lizzy was in danger during the Campania arc. 

Whether this can be interpreted romantically or platonically on Ciel’s part is more ambiguous, but there is no doubt that the two care greatly about each other. 

If Sebastian really had ‘feelings’ for Ciel like so many fangirls like to believe, he would definitely do everything in his OP demonic power to get rid of Lizzy and have Ciel for himself.

Instead, he actively teases Ciel and respects Lizzy as well as support their fiancee relationship. Any ‘feelings’ he has towards Ciel is that of a predator and his dinner. 
Sebastian also has a lot of fun interrogating women in certain, special ways. Something he has never shown interest in doing with men. 

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Finally, Hunter x Hunter.

Ever since a shounen like HxH attracted female viewers, no doubt because of the generous amount of bishounens on there (Hisoka, Killua, Illumi, Chrollo, etc,) the yaoi fandom now dominates the place and Killua and Gon became the most popular ship.
Even more than canon ones like Meruem and Komugi. 

I have run across people who even said that Killua and Gon are canon and that there can be nothing to challenge that. (apparently fangirls think they own shit now)

Killua had said countlessly that Gon was his “dear friend.” To anyone with common sense, a friend is not the same thing as a lover lol. There is nothing between the two little boys aside from a beautiful friendship that often occurs between children and adolescents even if a website like tumblr might find this shocking.

Let’s finish this with Hisoka, a character that has much controversy recently regarding his sexuality ever since certain people including I headcanoned him heterosexual cause we can.
But because of that one simply headcanon, people I personally knew and I were attacked, harassed, badmouthed and mocked. 

Until Togashi or Ishida confirms anything, Hisoka is left ambiguous. 
That does not mean that we cannot analyze canon evidence however.

When it comes to every single male character in HxH (including Illumi and Chrollo, the two male characters often shipped with Hisoka,) Hisoka has only expressed desire to fight and eventually kill them. This stretched down to Hisoka’s only ‘friend,’ Illumi. He has absolutely no problem killing Killua just to earn Illumi’s wrath to have the opportunity to kill him.

Hisoka’s interest in fighting Chrollo turned into 100% indifference when he learned the Phantom Troupe leader could not use nen courtesy of Kurapika.
Gon is just another toy he wants ripened to have the pleasure of killing.

The only person Hisoka is intimate with, tried to sleep with, get a date with, shared his past and his abilities with is to the beautiful female character Machi.
This extends to the latest chapter of 357 where he seemingly spared her at least temporarily out of respect.

Even when Machi threatened to chase him down to the ends of the world to eradicate him when he playfully makes her choose between him and Chrollo, he seemed satisfied with that.

Bonus:

For Shingeki no Kyojin, the most popular pairing in the Western fandom is Eren and Levi.
In the Japanese fandom, the most popular ship is Eren and Mikasa.

While I’m at it, SNK’s author answered in a Q&A that he purposely wrote Levi to have an attraction towards Petra Ral. 

And that ladies and gentlemen, concludes my throwing shade analysis of the above yaoi-dominated animes. 

(Also, I own none of the drawings used.)

Being Scott McCall's younger sister by 2 years would include

*Surprisingly, you’re a child genius

 *When Scott started high school, you did too 

 *All of his friends thinking you’re his twin because you’re in the same grade 

*When they find out you’re younger, they start teasing you

 *“(Y/n) leave us alone for a while would you?” 

 *You having a tiny crush on Stiles 

 *Stiles being a real jerk to you in the beginning

 *But secretly it’s because he doesn’t want to have a crush on his best friend’s sister

*You and Scott going through a rough patch

 *Isaac becoming more of brother to you than Scott had ever been

 *Calling Isaac werewolf boy

 *Him calling you Einstein 

 *“It’s okay love. He’s just upset that you’re smarter than him

 *One day Scott and Stiles decide that it would be a good idea to start making fun of you 

 *Isaac being outraged 

 *“You’re supposed to be her brother!”

 *“Woah calm down Isaac. It was just a joke.“ 

 *You standing there dumbfounded 

 *"Everything is always just a joke to you isn’t it?”

 *“She’s my sister, I can say what I want to her!”

 *“Stay the hell away from her." 

 *Isaac grabbing you by the arm and taking you away from them 

 *Stiles and Scott laughing at you as you walk away 

 *You being really hurt because you still had a crush on Stiles

 *"Hey. You don’t need Stiles to be happy 

 *Isaac starting to realize that he see you as more than a friend

 *"I don’t know what I’d do without you Isaac.”

*You and Scott not really talking for a while

 *Them approaching you in Stiles’ jeep

 *“What do you want?”

 *“I see your boyfriend isn’t with you. I can’t believe Isaac left you all alone." 

*You blush at the mention of Isaac being your boyfriend 

 *You come to the conclusion that you have feelings for Isaac. You don’t like Stiles anymore, Isaac is the one that has always been there for you

 *"I can’t believe I liked you!”

 *You storm off to find Isaac 

 *Stiles sitting there shocked

 *“Wait. She liked me?”

 *Scott and Stiles coming to the realization that they’ve been horrible to you

 *“I can’t believe I’ve done this. That’s my little sister, I hurt my little sister.”

*“I can’t believe I didn’t notice it until now!”

 *“Notice what?" 

 *Isaac staring at you curiously 

 *"I’m in love with you." 

 *His mouth breaking out into a grin 

*"I thought you only saw me as a brother.”

 *“Guess not.”

 *Kissing Isaac

 *It definitely not being your first kiss, but it is the best kiss you’ve ever had

 *“I love you, Einstein." 

 *"I love you too werewolf boy.”

Bicyclists blocking a stop sign

Not a much of a story but fuck these guys:
Two bicyclists decided to stop next to each other at a stop sign and consult a map while chit-chatting it away.  I’m now behind them (in my car) and need to make a right at the stop.  The near right corner of the intersection was entirely overgrown and neither I nor traffic from that direction could see through it.
Initially I give them a few minutes, figuring anyone stopped in the road must understand they can’t just stay there.  Nope, still sitting there.  Next I feather the horn to which they signal that I should illegally cross into the other lane.  Well I feel like this isn’t a great idea for my well-being.  Next I roll down my window and ask if they can move aside.  Nope, I get flicked off instead.
Alright, I’m done here.  You want to be a dick?  I’ll be one too.  I roll my car right up next to their fun little chat, roll my window back up, and lay on my horn. “What?  Oh sorry, is it hard to have a conversation on this busy street?”  I get hand waves, fingers, shouting.  This goes on for a little bit until they concede and having to walk the whopping 5 feet off the road.

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Lip x Reader


“Does (Y/N) need anything while we’re here?” Fiona called to Lip who was trying to convince Liam to let a huge toy go.

“In a store for kids? Unless you know something I don’t I doubt it.” He chuckled and she rolled her eyes.

“Her favorite store is round the corner and she sounded pretty stressed out.” Fiona told him quickly, smiling when he nodded and grabbed his phone.

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Wisdom teeth go bye bye| Dolan Twins

Summary: You get your wisdom teeth out and the boys go with you. 
Warnings: Cursing, mention of blood and that would be it 

You weren’t really feeling nervous about taking out your wisdom teeth until your boyfriend Ethan and his twin brother asked to film you do it for their Youtube channel. Recently, both Ethan and Grayson had theirs removed and their reactions were hilarious, especially Ethan’s but you weren’t sure how would you react so that made you kinda nervous. 

“I don’t know E, what if I say something I don’t want out in the world?” You shift in your seat, suddenly starting to feel a little hot. 

“Look, we will play you all the footage before we even start editing and if there’s anything you don’t want us to put in we won’t. Right Gray?” Ethan assures you.

“Totally. We would not want to make you uncomfortable or anything, we don’t even have to post it at all. We can film just so we can laugh at it later on. Besides, you can never be as horrible as Ethan,” Grayson chuckles, his eyes moving slightly from the road so he could see Ethan’s reaction. 

“I mean, true. Can’t argue with that,” We all laugh. 

“Cameron, can I trust you to knock me the fuck out if I start saying something too embarrassing?” I ask their older sister who was sitting in front of me. 

“Of course girl. I got you,” 

Few bad songs later, you find yourself in the doctor’s office. A nurse takes you and your large entourage to a room where she prepares you for the procedure. Last thing you remember was her asking them to leave when the doctor came back in. Almost an hour later, you were woken up by that same nurse, feeling loopy and weird as hell. 

You were thinking about why were the lights spinning when all the Dolan children came back to the room. 

“Hey baby,” Ethan greeted coming closer to you. “Are you okay?” 

“Ethan, I think my wisdom teeth went bye bye,” You were serious as hell but for some reason they all laughed. 

“It’s not funny! I gave them home for 3 years and this is what they do, they just went! No goodbye,” 

“Y/n, they said goodbye. We witnessed them do so baby,” Ethan tells you, stroking your cheek. 

“Yeah, you had a long, emotional goodbye y/n, don’t worry okay?” Grayson finally speaks up behind the camera. 

“Wow, you look exactly like my boyfriend, what the heck?!” You quickly got up from your chair wanting to go to Grayson, but you suddenly started feeling dizzy. “I think I’m drunk,” 

“No honey, you just shouldn’t be standing up yet. Can you please sit down?” Cameron takes my hand and tries to lead me to the chair but fails. 

“I look like a chipmunk,” Another great line escapes your wounded, hurting mouth as you notice your reflection in the mirror. “A chipmunk that just ate a looooot of  red berries. Look,” You stick my bloody finger up for them all to see. Classy. 

“Ew, y/n!” Grayson yells, disgusted as fuck since my finger got really close to him.  

“What, it’s just a little blood. You’re such a pussy Grayson Bailey,” You teased moving your finger closer to him. 

“Control her, E!” He yells moving away behind a chair. Ethan hugs you from the side and pulls you with him towards the chair. He sits down and pulls you into his lap. 

“You need to stay here just for a little while, okay? The doctor will be here soon and then we will go home.” 

“Okay. But I want frozen yogurt, tho. And maybe some pizza. Cameron, we should get a lot of pizza and have a movie night without them,”

“We can do whatever you want y/n,” She smiles at you, knowing you will be sleeping for the rest of the day. 

“Dope,” You weirdly nod your head and then turn around to face Ethan. “I really love your face. It’s so cute, you’re so cute. And you’re always so nice to me even when I’m a complete bitch. I love you too Cameron. You always help me with college things when I need you to. I even love Grayson a bit, even tho he’s a meanie and never lets me take his food. You are all well spent bunch of DNA material and other cells,” You creepyly smile due to huge amounts of gauze being stuck in your freaking mouth. 

“We love you too baby,” Ethan kisses your forehead, trying to to laugh. 

A ride home was an interesting one, to say the least. Grayson was a happy patient, Ethan was a complete savage and you were just so loving and cuddly. So loving and cuddly that it even started annoying Ethan at the end of the day, but he understood that you had to go through the same if not worse when he got his ones out so he just took care of you with the help of Cameron. Grayson just sat back and laughed his ass off the whole day, but you did the same when it was him in your spot so it didn’t matter. 

You ended up giving them an approval to post it to their channel because nothing you said was a secret or too embarrassing so you didn’t really care if it went out into the world.  


Still not totally happy with it, but I’m gonna need some time to get into this writing thing again so! This one is for @calumhuud!! Hope you survive the craziness that is the wisdom teeth removal! lol 

Alexandria–
—  I don’t say your name often enough and maybe there’s a cause for the way that silence can be more familiar to us than faces that tug at our sleeves. I am made from the many similarities that gave birth to stars, I am also made from the remnants of destruction, so we tirelessly write about the many what if’s and how they’ve all gone wrong. It is simply not enough most days to just say I love you, you are more than a three stringed word that stays near the bee’s sting. You are heartfelt to many, but everyday to me you are love. The essence that leaves our memories to the piano keys that we long to hear from their voices– it’s one thing to miss someone, it’s quite another to miss yourself while missing them. You see I don’t write enough about death, it looms and it pours. Which sad song do the sirens sing today? I am not a myth, but I believe in mythology. I understand why Icarus kissed the fucking sun. I am not a leaf, but I understand why I must fall during winter. If I don’t, how would I return by spring? Heavy lies the crown, broken says the heart, tragedy writes my smile, rain takes my tears and fear is just whispering to my shadows– I’ve made peace with sunshine on rainy days to find that a normal day can be quite the opposite. We don’t get to return from the way we’ve treated ourselves after such a giveaway. So when we write poetry, we’re just trying to run away. So when we say that we love people, we’re just trying to not ask them to stay. Who wants to force love? Not I. Who wants to need love? Not I. But we do and there’s madness where sadness used to be. Who wants to be immortalized? Not I. Who wants to die? Not I. But we still write our golden stars into the darkest of nights– Clair de lune, a kiss from seasoned lovers waiting to leave while our backs are turned. I guess flaws are all that I am. I don’t say your name enough, so here I am writing my many I love you’s down as meaningless tattoos try to break into skin– they say that if it didn’t hurt then you didn’t earn your tattoo. Maybe that’s why love hurts because you earned it. If you’re anything like me, which you are, then loving people can grow you while simultaneously crack you open. We can try to build a spaceship out of those fragments, but we won’t get far– there’s a broken heart for every star that shows up at night. I’ve heard the wishes, I’ve heard the requests, I’ve heard the stuttering, I’ve heard the crying, I’ve heard the confusion, I’ve heard the restless– we love them, we loved them, we will always love them, we had love them, we have loved them from the very beginning, we left our love inside of a golden lamp and prayed that one of the three wishes was to be more than just a replacement. I can’t give you a flying carpet, I can’t give you the pot of gold, I can’t give you a unicorn or a dragon to ride the infinite sky into submission, I can’t give you the other rabbit’s foot, I can’t find the original horse to give you the other three golden horse shoes– I’m just not that lucky. I once read a question that asked if it’s possible that the universe fights to bring two people together– I think so. It brought us together. We are bound by ink and strangled by words. We are an infestation of nevermore and an ocean filled with love letters made safe because we burned them away. How many letters in a bottle did we ship out the last time we cut our lips next to a high? How many times will we try, try, try? Third time is the charm, right? I love you, I love you, I love you. There is a place for people like us, some call it depression– I prefer the more widely acclaimed name: we belong to the arts.
The Ex

Nicole’s ex-girlfriend comes into town to visit and Waverly is not happy at how close the two still are.

“Wave, it is not that big a deal,” Nicole said with a nervous chuckle, holding up her hands in surrender. “Please just calm down and think about this rationally.”

Waverly huffed and crossed her arms. “Really? You want me to calm down about this? Your ex, your first love has rolled into town and just decided to say hey with no kind of alternate plans?”

Nicole shook her head in earnest. “Babe, no, that’s not it at all. Look, she and I were close even before we dated, so even after we broken up–”

Wynnona from where she stood in the corner hissed in sympathetic pain and took a swig of her beer. “Wrong thing to say, Haughtstuff.”

“Wait, wait, are you telling me that even after this girl broke your heart, you continued to be friends?” Waverly cried in disbelief. 

Nicole winced and rubbed the back of her neck. “Well, when you say it like that, it doesn’t sound great…”

“You think?” Wynonna chuckled from her front row seat.

“Shut it!” the couple shouted in unison.

“Look, babe, just let me explain? Please?”

Waverly sighed and rubbed the bridge of her nose. “Okay. I trust you, Nic. So explain–”

Nedley walked over the where the girls were having their… disagreement.“Hey, Haught, some girl wants to see you. Was wonderin’ if you were still on for dinner.”

Waverly’s face became stone and Nicole looked like she had seen a ghost. Waverly straightened and her jaw was set, eyes fixed in a glare that could kill.

“Hey, Haughtstuff?” Wynonna whispered. Nicole glanced over at where the older Earp was standing. “I’d make my daring escape right now if I were you.”

Nicole backed away slowly from where Waverly was clearly trying to keep her composure as she grabbed her jacket and practically sprinted out the door.

“Wynonna?”

“Yeah, baby girl?”

“Two things.”

“If murder is one of them–”

“I need a flamethrower, alcohol, and a place that I can shoot at things and probably not kill them.”

“Oh, thank God. Alright, let’s go get the booze first.”

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