i need to start watching more comedy

{Reaction} EXO's significant other hints at wanting to have a baby

Note: I hope I did this fine, I struggled a little with some of the members but either way I did my best so please enjoy anon and any one else reading!~

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the gifs/images used. 

Main Masterlist - EXO Masterlist

Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by yeollovemebaek

Living with Chanyeol means that you’re already halfway there with experience of looking after a child since he pretty much acts like one the majority of the time with his ‘happy virus’ reputation. But however much you hint at wanting to start a family, he’s not going to get it. At all. For example, the two of you would be out on a cute date at the zoo, and when you see a small family walk by you’d smile and say to Chanyeol, ‘look at them, don’t they look so happy with their child’ and he’d simply nod, not getting the underlining meaning to what you’re trying to say. The only way he’s going to get the message is if you’re more direct with him, however daunting that may seem.

{y/n}: “Look Chanyeol, I’ve been really thinking and… I’d like to start a family with you.”

Chanyeol: “You mean like… have a baby?”

{y/n}: “Yes…”

Chanyeol: “I mean, that’s kind of out of the blue, and I didn’t think you’d be interested in all that… but yes. I’d love to!”

{y/n}: “Oh yeah… this is definitely an out of the blue thing, I haven’t totally been hinting for the last six months or anything.”


Do Kyungsoo/ D.O.

Originally posted by veriloquentmind

Kyungsoo would have spotted your hints since you first started making them, but he’d be too nervous to really talk to you about it seriously. As he’s working so much with his music and different dramas, he’d be kind of anxious about it as he knows how absent he is, and he wouldn’t want that fate for his child. But after a long time of thinking about it carefully, he’d come to a decision, and would finally pluck up the courage to talk to you directly about it.

Kyungsoo: “It won’t be easy. But I’ll take on less work, and I’ll sort something out with my manager to see when I can get time off. I know it’s not something we need to rush in with, but just know that when the time is right, I will give my one hundred percent commitment.”


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by sebyunie

As we all know, Baekhyun is known for being the comedy act of EXO. so when you start hinting that you may want to start a family with him, he’s more than likely not going to think you’re being serious and will probably start taking the piss out of you.

One day, you were sitting in a park, watching a man and his young daughter playing happily on the swings. They were both grinning happily, like neither of them could imagine anything better than being in that moment. You nudged Baekhyun and motioned towards them while saying ‘Just think, that’ll be you with our child one day.’ That’s when he burst out into fits of laughter, turning your smile into a frown as he responds ‘Jagi, you know you don’t need an excuse to have sex with me right.’

Since then, you were careful with what you said around him, not wanting to get that same humiliating response. Until you decided enough was enough, and that you needed to put him straight.

{y/n}: “Baekhyun… If I asked you about starting a family with you, what would you say?”

Baekhyun: “I’d ask how your sex drive is feeling.” *Smirks*

{y/n}: “No. I’m being serious.”

Baekhyun: “Oh… well in that case… I guess… Uh….” *Finally gets flustered now he knows you’re being serious.*


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by luderella

Sehun felt a little freaked out when you started mentioning about having kids. He wouldn’t know what to think, and would more than likely get a little anxious over the situation since he’s still very committed to his music and under a very intense contract, not to mention he still felt like a child himself. So every time you’d hint t wanting a family, he’d try and divert away from it, countering your comments. (“Hey Sehun, wouldn’t it be cute to have a child?” you’d ask him, looking as a mall family pass. “No,” he’d respond, a look of distaste on his face as he continued “They’re too much work, and they smell.” The comment would make you roll your eyes as to reply, “That’s literally a mini version of you. Sehun.”)

After a while though, as he thinks about it more, the idea would become more apparent to him, and he’d be much more comfortable about it. He’d ask for a lot of advice from his Hyung’s too, knowing that if they approved of the idea then it mustn’t be too bad.

Sehun: “I know you’ve been hinting at wanting to start a family…”

{y/n}: “Yeah?”

Sehun: “And I think it’s a good idea… but not just yet. I need some time. But just so you know, if we do decide to do this, I’m not doing nappies. Okay?”


Zhang Yixing/ Lay

Originally posted by laygion

Your hints to wanting a child would just confuse Yixing a lot. He wouldn’t know if you were genuinely hinting at him here, of if your comments were just passive. It would make him think though, mainly what life would be like if he brought a child into the world. At first, he would be a bit worried about it, thinking that he wouldn’t be a good Dad since he’s always working and traveling, but after a while he’d realise that if he wanted it enough then he could make it work. Though, he doesn’t voice these thoughts, hence why he’s wrapped up and confused about your hinting.

Yixing: “Why do you keep asking me what baby names I like? Or if I’d like a boy or a girl? I don’t understand you baobi.”


Kim Jongdae/ Chen

Originally posted by exoxoolf

Jongdae wouldn’t really know how to react when you start hinting about wanting a child. He’d be happy that you wanted to move your relationship this this level, and he’d feel the same. But he would be nervous about it, which makes him more skeptical of it all. But the more he thinks about it, the more he’s convincing himself that it’s a bad idea. How will the fans react? What happens if something goes wrong? What if the child can’t cope with having a famous parent? What if I’m not good enough? Would all be running through his head, making him almost sick with worry. He’d try and keep it all inside, not tell you how stressed he’s feeling until you notice how withdrawn he’s acting.

{y/n}: “Talk to me, Jongdae. I know you’re feeling anxious about this. We need to communicate otherwise we’re not going to work, you know that.”

Jongdae: “I just… I’m worried.”

{y/n}: “You’re supposed to be worried. It’s a big step, but I’ll be with you the whole time. Yeah?”

Jongdae: “Yeah…” *Feels better now he has your support.*


Kim Minseok/ Xiumin

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

Minseok would like the idea of having a child with you. Since he’s the oldest in EXO, he’s more mature, and would be thinking about the next steps into his life as he’s not getting any younger. He’d also be very happy that he’d be able to share this experience with you, the person he loves the most.

{y/n}: *Watching a movie, smiling as a family come on screen.* “Minseok, I’d like a child one day.”

Minseok: “Why wait when we can start right now?” *Smirks at you, but does have meaning and seriousness behind it.*


Huang Zitao/ Tao

Originally posted by zitaoa

You’d hint about wanting a child to Tao, not really expecting him to agree to it at all. So you’re greatly surprised when you come home one evening after work to see him presenting you with flowers and a grin.

Tao: “Jagi, if you want a baby then I’m more than happy to support you in that.”


Kim Junmyeon/ Suho

Originally posted by yixingofficial

Suho smiled at you as you hinted that you wanted another child. Your first child had already started preschool and was finally blurting out their first words and learning basics. He loves spending with your child already as it is, everything from reading, teaching and singing with them, so when you start hinting at another, he doesn’t even hesitate in agreeing to you.

{y/n}: “I think it would be better for {child} to have a sibling too, and it’ll…

Suho: “You don’t need to convince me {y/n}. I’m already happy for this to happen.” *Grinning*


Lu Han

Originally posted by harlysquad

Luhan isn’t going to get it, if you want a child you’re going to have to tell this guy straight otherwise he isn’t going to catch on. Like Baekhyun, he’d probably just be dirty minded every tie you try and bring something up.

{y/n}: “Come on Luhan it’s not hard to work out what I’m hinting at! Not a lot of sleep, a lot of work. We’ll need to buy a lot of toys.”

Luhan: “Sex?”

{y/n}: “You’re fucking hopeless…”


Kim Jongin/ Kai

Originally posted by beatriceindre

Jongin would more than likely be hinting about wanting a child more than you’re hinting it to him. He’d be very happy with the idea, and would more than likely assume that his experience of living with dogs would give him a sufficient idea of how much work it would be to look after a child {oh how wrong he is.} Either way, when you point out a small family walking past and make a comment, he’d smile and agree.

{y/n}: “Don’t you think it would be amazing to have our own child?”

Jongin: “Yeah… it would be pretty amazing.”


Wu Yifan/ Kris

Originally posted by yourtypicalasianfangirl

Kris would more than likely be very mature about it, like Minseok. He’d hear your hints and would take his time to think about it all before he made any final decisions, but when he finally came to a decision, he’d smile and go to tell you straight away.

Kris: *bursts in* “So, baby names.”

{y/n}: *Jumps at the suddenness of him walking in* “Hi Kris.”

Kris: *Puts a list of names in front of you* “These are my personal favorites. Our baby is going to be so beautiful, just like their father… Just joking, they’re going to be gorgeous like their Mum” *Kisses your cheek*

Candy Store Reprise
me? me
Candy Store Reprise

Okay so I saw a post a while ago about a Candy Store reprise but sung while J.D. was building the bomb and honestly I just really wanted to write that so here yA GO GUYS SORRY IT’S SUCH BAD QUALITY BUT U H

I literally wrote it in study block, recorded it, didn’t even do multiple takes, and went to post it so:

“I’m coming over tonight, Veronica! I’ll win you back back, just you wait!”

I hate: killer bees, Heathers, bitches, beauty queens
I hate: cliquey teams, bullies, grown-ups, in-betweens
I hate: parasites, attention whores, bitches who bite
I hate: psycho dads, asshole dicks, and douchebag trash!

No, babe, can’t let you leave
sorry but just believe
trust me to know what’s best for you.
They messed inside your head
we’ll screw them left for dead
cause’ darlin it’s just me and you!

“C'mon! It’s perfecto!”

Baby, I’m just dyin for
you to step into my candy store
together we can burn this hell hole to the ground and watch it roar
if you would step into my candy store

“Oh, God, Veronica! You’re killing me over here!”

They tried to mess with me
so we killed their queen
and her little jock lackey gays
So weigh the pros and cons
of joining in my cause
and, honey, see the hell I can raze

“Time to finish what you’ve started, babe! This Shakespearean comedy needs a resolution!”

Baby I’m just dyin for
you to step into my candy store
we can watch them crumble down into the  ground with roasting smores
so step into my candy store

Babe, I swear, I’m dyin for
you to step into my candy store
Honestly, Veronica what more could you ask me for?
Come on, just step into my candy store.

It’s my candy store.

“Let’s go play God.”

TV Show You Watch (Marvel Preferences)

woooohoooo more preferences

-Jazz

Warnings; none

*GIF’s aren’t mine, credit to the original owners.*

Steve Rogers/Captain America

How I Met Your Mother

With all the shite that goes on in SHIELD and your everyday life, you both need some humor and comedy to relieve the stress. You both really liked the way it had the perfect balance of comedy, emotion and romance and you had fun comparing Barney Stinson to Tony. 

Tony Stark/Ironman

(BBC) Sherlock

Tony started watching the show when someone compared his IQ to Sherlock’s. He watched the first episode and tried to work things out and solve the mysteries quicker than the character, but he never got ahead. In the end, you both forgot about the whole trying-to-beat-a-fictional-character thing and ended up getting hooked.

Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier

Orphan Black

Out of the two of you, you were the one who got emotionally attached to the characters and Bucky was the one who got interested in the science side. It had episodes set in the military too which interested him, and you would always argue over which clone is your favourite. 

Thor Odinson

The Big Bang Theory

Thor liked to watch it and laugh (’Look at these nerds try to explain a universe that know nothing about.’ - Even though he was the one who knew shit all) at the characters, while you enjoyed it for the comical side.

Loki Laufeyson

Game of Thrones

Loki loved Game of Thrones because of the time it was set it, but you both enjoyed it for the entertainment value. And Kit Harrington. But mainly the entertainment value. (And Kit Harrington.)

Clint Barton/Hawkeye 

Gossip Girl

 If anyone were to ever ask Clint what his favourite show was, he would reply with ‘definitely not Gossip Girl’. He got you into it, surprisingly. Obviously, he would never tell anyone that. His OTP was Dan and Serena.

Bruce Banner/Hulk

iZombie

It was science-y, had comedy and drama and therefore fulfilled everything the both of you looked for in a TV show.  He’d tried to work out the science of zombieness many, many times but the nearest thing he’d ever got to it was what the characters in the show said.

Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver

Orange Is The New Black

Aside from the hilarity of the show, you both enjoyed the different characters background stories. It also taught you both that everyone has backstories that you shouldn’t judge them for - For Pietro, that was an important message given his past with Ultron.

Sam Wilson/Falcon

Doctor Who

You’d both been watching the show since you were kids, and nothing changed when you got together. You’d have marathons or just watch single episodes - But would always, always fight over which Doctor was the best.

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow

Friends

Natasha always needed something with a light-heart as a distraction on her dark days, or just any day. Friends was the kind of show that you could just turn on and watch from any point and the characters reminded you of the different Avengers in a way. 

Wanda Maximoff/Black Widow

Jane the Virgin

Even though the show had all kinds of ups and downs, you both got addicted and were both addicted from the first episode. You both tried to learn Spanish to understand some parts of the show without subtitle but you both ended up getting distracted by the new season.

*Again, GIF’s aren’t mine. Credit to the owners.*


anonymous asked:

It's a pity to see your own view of Sun and Blake is affecting your charts this way. I always liked the way these kind of things were usually two-sided, both in shipping and in jokes. But since you somehow think it was okay to eavesdrop the most important and intimate scene in Blake's arc, and you don't like her, the jokes on her and Sun's side are basically 'wow Blake is so bad and mean!!'. Not saying those slaps were okay. But the eavedropping wasn't either. He could have just called.

>Sending a message under anon with the intent of bashing my content because you don’t like the way I joked about a character.

Funny thing, that. How people wind up taking comedy so seriously. Have had people message me before about how some jokes aren’t fair to a certain character or how some people were offended by my jokes, well I’ve honestly had enough of it. Tough shit. It’s comedy. It isn’t meant to be fair toward every single character. I go off of what I see in the episode and play it up so that it’s funny. My own views rarely come into play with my charts and that’s always the way it has been. I keep ships out of it unless it happens in the show, so that shouldn’t even be an argument here. Blake was rude to Sun. Should Sun have been eavesdropping? No of course not; but it was, in my mind, much more sensible to joke with Blake here because of how she acted instead of Sun.

This fandom needs to lighten the fuck up sometimes. That’s why I started to make these things, because there’s always so much fighting among people and I wanted to bring smiles to people’s faces. You guys ever watch roasts? The people getting roasted always laugh along even if the jokes are low blows, because they know it’s meant to be comedic and lighthearted and in the end it doesn’t fucking matter.

Gadreel X Reader- Warning: season 9 spoilers (only in beginning)

Request: May I request a Gadreel one then? Where the reader has to watch over him since the boys are going on a hunt so they decide to teach him about the new things and such, and at the end he kisses her or something? I honestly just want fluff haha. Thanks♥

Request: Can you write an imagine where Gadreel was brought back to life and lives in the bunker now, where the reader is trying to teach him history and pop culture things he has missed.

(Hopefully I write him correctly!)

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Things I have learned from Fifty Shades Darker (part 8/?)

1. Oh god, I had repressed forgotten where I left this off: Christian is acting all submissive and shit. WHY.
2. Ana about Christian: “The image of a powerful man who’s really still a little boy, who was horrifically abused and neglected, who feels unworthy of love from his perfect family and his much-less-than perfect girlfriend … my lost boy … it’s heartbreaking.” – it’s pure and utter shit. Also, do you see how she sees herself in comparison to him? *vomits*
3. Ana: “This is about me not being good enough for you. It was an insight into your life, and I am so scared you’ll get bored with me, and then you’ll go … and I’ll end up like Leila … a shadow. Because I love you, Christian, and if you leave me, it will be like a world without light. I’ll be in darkness. I don’t want to run. I’m just so frightened you’ll leave me …” – OMG STAHP IT WITH THIS
4. It goes on with the self-loathing. It’s like reading Bella’s point of view from New Moon. God. No. Why can’t writers write strong female characters. That say fuck it all and are enough for themselves. Ugh ugh uggggghhhh
5.I gasp. Oh my Fifty!” – I shudder. Oh my god! Stop it with this. This is literally all there is in Ana’s head. It’s the most annoying shit I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading.
6. Ana: “I don’t want to hurt him, physically or mentally.” – and here lies the difference between Ana and Christian. Need I say more?
7. *clears throat* OH, THE EMOOOOOOTIOOONAAAALLLL MANIPULATIOOOOOOOOON *lalalalalalala*
8. Christian: “I’m a sadist, Ana. I like to whip little brown-haired girls like you because you all look like the crack whore—my birth mother. I’m sure you can guess why.
9. WHAT
10. THE
11. FUCK

12. If you’re not out the door right this second, Ana, kittens will die. No seriously, this is serial killer behaviour.
13. Ana: „Then it hits me like a wrecking ball.” – kind of like when Christian hit you, right?
14. Ana: „This is so fucked-up” – truer words have never been spoken ever, in the history of the world ever ever
15. I have to give him props for being honest with her. A book and a half after. But it’s cool. It’s fiiiiine noit’snotnoit’snotnoit’snot
16. Ana: „Perhaps we’ll be okay. I want us to be okay.” – HAHAHAHAHHAA OH YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD
17. Christian: “Marry me,” he whispers.” – HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
18. This is just like those people who had the fight of their lives, literally telling each other how many things they hate about each other, then one of them proposes like that will fix things. Or one of them cheats and then proposes to the other. Sure, cause marriage is the key to world peace. *slams face into palm*
19. What even is this. Am I watching a soap opera? This is SO BAD.
20. Ana has a decent reaction for once and starts laughing her ass off. Poor girl needs a laugh, fuck knows I needed one after all the shit I’ve read. I didn’t know 50 shades of crap was a comedy. But it’s a fun discovery. It’s like: this is crap, but it’s funny crap, you know?
21. Ana: „I’ve known you for about three minutes, and there’s so much more I need to know. I’ve had too much to drink, I’m hungry, I’m tired, and I want to go to bed. I need to consider your proposal just as I considered that contract you gave me.” – I’ve never been more proud of Ana than I am in this moment. But, how can someone be so stupid some times, and rational/logical/smart when the plot demands it. Oh.
22. They’ve known each other for what, 4 weeks? 5? Sit on that for a bit.
23. Ana: „My subconscious has thrown her empty bottle of gin on the floor and is sitting up in her armchair, glaring at me in horror.” – can I get in on that gin? I’ll supply a bottle of my own. Alcohol has become mandatory in order for me to finish this book.
24. It’s like all the drama in the world has been dumped in this chapter and I’m just here in my corner rolling my eyes over and over again and perfecting the art of the facepalm.
25. THIS WAS ONE FUCKING CHAPTER WHAT THE FUCK
26.Shit—a nightmare!” – this is the kind of quality writing one has come to expect and not be at all surprised when reading this „marvellous” piece of crap literature.
27. Post-nightmare sex.

28. „Fuck. I can’t do this. Not now.

“Christian … Stop. I can’t do this,” I whisper urgently against his mouth, my hands pushing on his upper arms.

“What? What’s wrong?” he murmurs and starts kissing my neck, running the tip of his tongue lightly down my throat. Oh …

“No, please. I can’t do this, not now. I need some time, please.”

“Oh, Ana, don’t overthink this,” he whispers as he nips my earlobe.”

29. YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT. NO MEANS FUCKING NO YOU REGRESSED MONKEY DUNG

30. This reads like a rape scene what the fuck
31. He’s letting her touch him in the “forbidden” areas and suddenly she wants to have sex. Oh, I’m sorry, she wants to make love.
32. No. Just no. I am 9000% done with this shit.
33. Christian: “You can still say no. You can always say no” – I’ll just ignore the fuck out of it and emotionally trick you into wanting to have the sex with me.
34. Ana orgasms when he asks her to, because HE needs that,  even though she says in her monologue 2 seconds earlier that she can’t. Christian is the ultimate dick to Ana.
35. This is the most fucked up sex scene I’ve ever read. Someone hold me. Bring chocolate.
36. It’s not tender and sweet and it doesn’t make you feel for the characters. It’s supposed to, but it doesn’t. It’s rapey and fucked up and so so wrong I can’t even right now.

37. This is how you know you’re reading Fifty Shades: you can’t believe it can get any worse, and then you turn the page. 
38. I need a fucking break.

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Things I have learned from Fifty Shades of Grey masterpost

anonymous asked:

Why do you like season 2 so much? Honestly, I feel like it was the worst season (in terms of acting and effects and plot) so I'm curious to hear what it is that makes it your favorite!

man i just do not get tired of watching it i can’t really pinpoint a reason why but HEY I’LL GIVE IT A GO

  • the original 6 plus isaac/erica/boyd!! what a cast
  • omg opening titles f i na lly
  • everything about Abomination - s2 sterek was a dream
  • ‘i have a reSTRAINING ORDERRRR!!!’
  • alpha derek! the uncool big bro. not doing 2 well but looking so good
  • my babs scott and allison secret dating!
  • buzzcut stiles
  • allison’s arc :’‘‘‘‘( dark but fun to watch?
  • the scene between stiles and ms. morrell in 2.11!!! so simple so gd
  • the fuck is a kanima? wait who’s the kanima? wait who’s CONTROLLING the kanima? MATT bc he got a lil bit wet? this is ridiculous & i love it
  • the soundtrack
  • it surprised & shocked me in the best ways like… scott n allison breaking up/the wolfsbane hallucinations/lydia seeing peter/jackson the bad guy/stiles as more than the comedy etc etc
  • this:

oohh my god these are all so weak im 2 sleepy to think um it’s really just personal preference i suppose? yah the effects weren’t 10/10 but still! wolf make-up was good, the kanima was p convincing. i dont need the effects to be amazing like… im watching a show abt werewolves im never going 2 be conviced this is real. altho peter hale’s half dead rotting corpse was hilarious

i loved season 2 very much & it was around the time it was airing that i actually started watching teen wolf. during s2 i thought hey i need to blog about this! and 3 yrs later here i still am! ppl like different things for different reasons and YEAH ANYWAYS s2 just holds a special place in my lil trash heart i guess :~)

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A few months after the 2011 Great Tohoku Earthquake, Arashi made a proposal to Fuji TV to bring their VS Arashi set to Tohoku to cheer up the earthquake victims, but the proposal was rejected due to various complications. Instead, they transported around 100 victims to their studio in Odaiba to join their filming and were sent home after having handshake event with Arashi.

The other day I got know 350M people got disease of depression in the world through WHO announcement. I was a patient of depression for over 20 years. especially since I have started the nursing care of my father. I suffered, I wanted to commit to suicide. 3 years ago, but then an Arashi show was airing at the TV when I turned on by chance. I was healed by their chummy and cozy aspect, I smiled then I noticed. Since then I continued watching Arashi TV shows, movies and listen to their music. Starting with Arashi, I got to love whole entertainment such as J-pop, comedy, stage. I got amused for my nursing care daily life. I don’t get down any more. After 4 months, I recovered up to the status that I don’t need take medicine that used to over 10 years. I learned a lesson that laughing was important for mental care. I feel grateful to Arashi. 

“Do you know how many appearances these guys make during live shows and on TV? If there were even a little tension between the members of Arashi, we would easily be able to know.”

During NTV’s charity telethon 24-Hour TV in 2013, a news paper reported that Arashi was paid 5 million yen for their appearances fee as the main personality. But NTV later corrected by stating that even though Arashi had been working for the event for 2 years in a row, they had offered to work as volunteers. The veteran host, Akashiya Sanma-san added, “It’s true that all of the talents are paid for the event but Arashi chose to donate all of their paid fees to the charity.

There has also been a sharp increase of people bringing their children along to concerts. "It’s relieving that the concerts are fun and enjoyable like something akin to Disneyland,” says a housewife in her 40s who resides in Ichikawa-shi of the Chiba prefecture. Including children from the neighborhood ranging from grade 4 to grade 8 for a total of six people, they had their “first ever experience” last December at the Tokyo Dome concert. The children were extremely excited too, with calls of “So cool!” and “Oh man!”

“It’s better to go to Arashi Concert than to other theme parks.”-a parent interviewed after watching Scene Con

Naito Mika-san, a writer who calls herself an ikemen critic, has been a fan of Johnny’s for a very long time. “With SMAP as the first examples, other idols tend to try to look cool, but even when they make mistakes Arashi would laugh it off without taking things to heart. Their fans also feel comforted with a sense of ‘I’m fine the way I am right now’,” she says.

“I finally went to see Arashi’s concert! It was the best, so much better than I expected!Seriously, it was amazing! I was blown away!I was almost in tears with Hadashi no mirai and Sakura sake! Just what is this Arashi that makes a soon-to-be-50 old man almost teary-eyed? Their individual characters are such that one feels a sense of closeness with them, which is an utterly pure thing.”-Billy Morokawa

There’s a guy on twitter who once told his encounter with Arashi in an elevator at a TV station. He was listening to Arashi songs through his music player when Arashi stepped into the elevator. He played the song too loud that the sound leaked from his earphones. Surprised to hear their own songs, Arashi gave him high-fives.

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A TV station personnel commented, “Nino is famous for being stingy. He has almost never treated other Arashi members to meals and usually lets people pay for his food whenever he can. As a result, the members always make fun of him. It is said that when Arashi wasn’t doing so well before the boom, he had to pinch here and there, and as a result even today he is still very into saving money.” And that’s why people just couldn’t believe he would fork out that much money for the prize. A production staff for the drama revealed, “Actually, Nino is not that stingy. He is just more interested in saving money than spending money. Even though the drama itself did not do very well, Nino really enjoyed spending time on the set with everyone, so I guess he decided to treat the staff members and co-stars.”

A Japanese fan somehow was standing somewhere behind Ohno, Ohno was with his manager or other staff at that time. As it was a public area, if he turned his head or wave etc., it would create a commotion. That Japanese fan somehow gathered courage and spoke while standing behind him. “Satoshi-kun, you have to take care of yourself. Don’t catch a cold…” Ohno didn’t turn his head but mumbled a soft “Hai~” 

Jun kun visited my home on my father`s funeral. He accompanied me from morning until night and makes sandwiches to all. At the end he was sitting in the seats of relatives and welcoming all attendees. I appreciate it very much since despite being someone occupied, he was there. I thought he is really good friend.“-Nakamura Shichinosuke

"I was taking the elevator with my colleague, and then coincidentally we turned out to be taking it with Aiba kun. He pressed the “open” button for us and asked us which floor we were going. When he is leaving, he said “shitsurei shimasu” (i would take my leave) and left. He was very gentleman like as what my colleague had told me. A person’s character is shown through the things he does naturally, someone who doesn’t take an arrogant attitude and yet is so popular, doesn’t exists much.”-twitter entry

“Sakurai-san didn’t even care that his fancy boots were dirtied. He would just sit down on the ground every so often, and put his all into what he was doing while covered in mud.He was just talking to the locals so he could get an understanding of the affected area; it wasn’t anything special at all. He quietly did what he was assigned to do too, and was a reporter with a good head on his shoulders.”

credits to rightful posters & translators (_ _)

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A response to what Nicole Arbour ACTUALLY said in her “Dear fat people” video...

Have you all seen Nichole Arbour’s “Dear fat people” video? If not, it’s a video where she basically is telling morbidly obese people to get their shit together. She is expressing her frustrations through comedy about the people who stuff their faces until they die because they are choosing to destroy their own bodies. In this video, Nicole SPECIFICALLY SAYS this does NOT include people who were born with or have any type of medical condition affecting their weight. She also SPECIFICALLY POINTS OUT that she is not talking about people who have “a little something extra.” She makes it clear that she is targeting the people out there that choose to completely trash their bodies by choosing to be morbidly obese.

At the end of my way-too-long rant is a response video to Nicole’s original. I would like to say that this really irritates me. I hate it when people hear what they want to hear. This person tells a sob story about how awful her life has been because of having issues with weight. She basically spends that video trying to convince everyone watching to feel terrible for her. She keeps repeating that Nicole assumed she knew everything about the life of every single person overweight.

However, the person who posted this video is not morbidly obese, or anywhere close to that. She isn’t even a target of Nicole’s video. She likely MADE herself a target because in her head she considers herself fat, so she instantly decided it was directed at her when it isn’t. I HATE when people just hear what they want to hear and then throw pity parties for themselves. I honestly come across this a lot in the LGBT community as well. Everyone decides that everything is an attack on them when it isn’t. People seriously need to stop crying for themselves.

The only thing I have to say is I agree that Nicole’s video isnt “helping” anyone. It’s not going to convince people to start being healthier. But who cares? It’s her youtube channel and comedy is often criticism of other people. It’s usually funny because there is a lot of truth behind it.

Nicole’s youtube channel should NOT have been removed. And she was not shaming women’s bodies because they are plus size, or struggle with actual disorders/diseases/anything like that. You all need to listen to what she ACTUALLY says instead of just looking for more reasons to cry for yourself. ugh.

Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVIbk7difVE

Response video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20It-Z8qJKI

anonymous asked:

*whispers back* coliver watching a horror movie; do what you want with this but I will love you even more than I already do if connor calls oliver ollie at least once

Oliver queues up Netflix while Connor heads to the kitchen to make some popcorn.

“And you haven’t seen this one before?” Oliver calls.

“Nope,” Connor lies. Truth, he’s been screening horror movies all week, looking for something perfect. It took a while, but he finally found one with lots of jump scares. Oliver would be clinging onto him by the twenty minute mark. They’d be making out by the thirty.

Popcorn in hand, Connor joins Oliver on the couch. They sit side by side with a blanket draped over their legs and the popcorn wedged between their knees.

Oliver clicks the remote and the movie plays.

The entire intro is different - grittier.

“Is this the right movie?” Connor asks two seconds before the title pops onscreen. It’s the right movie alright, but the wrong version. Connor had watched the remake, not the one from the 70’s.

“I’m a little surprised you wanted to watch this, actually,” Oliver says. “I heard it’s terrifying.”

Well, that’s something anyway. Maybe Connor would luck out and Oliver would cling to him and -

Connor jumps. “Oh my God, what is that?

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Cartoons You Should Be Watching At This Point.

Being a huge fan of animation, I think I should talk about what I’ve been watching and why you should watch it. This list will be the cartoons meant for younger audiences so animated comedies will not be on here (Sorry Archer and Bob’s Burgers, I <3 you both). Also, I would say go and watch Avatar but that show ended but go watch them anyway. Honorable Mentions: Over The Garden Wall (Great Mini-Series), Regular Show (Never got into it, but I see appeal), and Star Vs. The Forces of Evil (I need more episodes to make a final verdict)

  • Adventure Time: This is the cartoon that pretty much started what I call the Animation Renaissance. If you’ve been living under a rock, Adventure Time is a animated series that follows the adventures of Pen Finn and his trusty sidekick/dog/brother Jake. Everyone agrees that the appeal of this is series has been it’s hallucinogenic visuals yet creative world. I actually knew about Adventure Time from an old pilot short on Nickelodeon and it took 4 years for it to be green lit by Cartoon Network. Adventure Time can be off-putting by how strange the show is but what I enjoy about the series is that the show actually has mystery and overall theories to the universe. Unfortunately, these theories come way later in the series but if you have ever been curious about Adventure Time then I highly recommend it. You will not be disappointed. 
  • Gravity Falls: Now if you were to ask me what is hands-down the best cartoon on Television right now, then look no further than Gravity Falls. This show came to me as a recommendation from many friends during it’s first season. I watched it as a curiosity and I was hooked from the very beginning. This show is about two siblings, Dipper and Mabel Pines, who come to the titular town for the summer to stay with their Great Uncle Stan. For one thing, this show is funny. There are so many clever jokes in it including the one joke I never thought I would see in a 2010′s kids show: An appearance by 90′s rapper Coolio. It was then and there I became a fan. Even then, however, that was not the reason I stuck with the series. The reason I stuck with Gravity Falls was the developing mystery of the show that no one saw coming and honestly I can’t believe this show has been this daring. Not to mention there are some episodes that contain very perturbing imagery even for children. I swear that you’ll enjoy this show. 
  • Steven Universe: If you asked me what show just below Gravity Falls then that would be Steven Universe. From Cartoon Network’s First Female Creator, Rebecca Sugar, the titular hero among earth’s protectors, The Crystal Gems. This show has so much heart and is very progressive in everything he does. The varied female designs, the diversity of ethnicities within the voice cast, and the overall representation of different cultures. There is a lot heavy and dramatic material in the show but it still manages to stay light hearted and very enjoyable to watch. I like Gravity Falls more in that it keeps it’s tone while retaining the fact that’s it also has a dark mystery element to it but Steven Universe has a good balance as well.
  • Nickelodeon’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: This show is awesome. I never grew up with the original 80′s series but I did however watch some re-runs and I was fan of the 4Kids version (until they went to future, which was dumb). I honestly didn’t expect this version to be as good as I thought it was going to be. The fact that it was CGI threw me off completely but then I watched and my faith was restored. Season 1 was a great introduction and keeps a lot of the spirit of the original. Season 2, the action got heavy offering some great choreography especially in the finale and the fun was on-par. Right now were in Season 3 which I have to say has been containing a lot creepy imagery for a kids show but it’s still awesome and homages to anime as well as past Turtles variations makes me so happy to be a Turtle fan. We need more action cartoons and this show is setting a good example.
  • Star Wars Rebels: Finally, the last show on this list comes from our favorite Galaxy Far, Far, Away. I tried so many times to watch Star Wars Clone Wars and honestly I never got into it. I was skeptical towards Rebels but my faith was restored as from the beginning the show started to reel me in with the fun spirit of the original trilogy. Taking place right after Episode III and before Episode IV, this series shall wet your appetite before Episode VII comes out as it follows a likable group of Rebels. This show captures the spirit of the original trilogy instantly and you will be drawn faster to this than Clone Wars, I swear. Not to mention Season 1 has just ended with a cliffhanger that has so far kept everyone wanting more. 

And there you have it. If you haven’t been watching these shows, then I highly recommend them…………Oh if you’re also wondering where’s MLP; Season 3 was awful and I regret ever defending the series to begin with.