Have you ever met John Constantine on your travels?
Pal, I’ve met @john-constanmeme on my tumblr.
He’s all right! Smokes too much and needs a shave most of the time but a solid fella in a pinch. And it’s not like I never needed a shave in my life, though to be fair I was living on battlefields in war-ravaged Europe and not in 21st Century London.