i need to get better at this ugh

you know, I just realized what bothers me so much about even just the thought of jon kneeling, of giving the north to dany

it’s not the bad writing or the forced romance; it’s not even that sansa would be hated and ridiculed for such a decision, even though she would be

it’s that sansa went through everything for the dream of home - of the north. She was abused and tormented and tortured, physically and emotionally, and all she wanted was to go home

she was told over and over and over that her sole purpose, from the moment her father died, was to be the way another gained entry into the north

that she was just a tool to be used, for someone else to control her home

and here’s jon, giving it to someone. Giving away her home, her freedom, her safety

everything she’s worked for, every soldier she’s welcomed into her home for him; every northern lord she’s convinced to follow jon in his absence; every fire she’s put out, literally and figuratively; every time she’s refused to crown, because it belongs to jon

and he just gives it away

more than that, Robb died trying to free the north from the south; catelyn died trying to free the north from the south. Their blood runs through the country; their sacrifice made it possible for the north to be it’s own, independent kingdom

and there’s jon, just giving it away

Sick AU Prompts

- “I told you that you’d get sick if you cuddled with me… and no I’m not making you soup because I’M STILL SICK.”

- “Dude you have a serious fever.”
“Ha, it’s just because I’m so hot you can’t handle this.”
“No this is like hospital level fever. You are going to die.”

- “I want to just lay here forever, I feel so crappy.”
“Stfu you aren’t the one with the flu.”

- “Hey, can you buy another box of tissues?”
“I just bought you 3 yesterday!”
“I KNOW.”

- “I know this is a family cure and it’s supposed to make me better but that looks straight up disgusting.”

- “If you don’t take your freaking medicine I’m going to kill you.”                     “No need, this flu will do it for you.”

- “Ugh, do I have to get you soup right now?”                                                       “I will sneeze on you if you don’t.”                                                                       “Fair point.”

- “Look, I finally organized all my papers. Even though I’m sick!”                          *sneeze*                                                                                                                “Oh fu-”

- “I’M DYING.”                                                                                                         “You’re fine, you just have a cold.”                                                                       “I SAID, I’M DYING.”

- “I know you were super sweet and bundled me up in a bunch of blankets and brought me soup and tissues, but I have to go to the bathroom now…”

8

“Suho hyung is nice and smart. He’s a hyung who listens well to the members’ worries. When I look at Suho hyung, who’s always putting in effort, I get the thought that I need to work hard at everything I do.”

#happysuhoday [910522]

thought i could draw allura as a mermaid for mermay and practice with watercolors

I need help

Currently I’m living in an abusive home. I’m desperately trying to leave but it seems like the soonest I would be able to at this point would be december at the earliest, so I need some help.
Me and my friend are trying to get out to Oregon, and I really really need to get out of this house bc it’s 100% detrimental to my health.
My parents don’t know I’m bi/trans, nor do they know I have depression. I feel like this is some of the reason they are reluctant to help me leave, but whatever.
I am perfectly happy to compensate anyone who sends me money, with drawings or writing (fics work if that’s what you want), and my friend @jack-it-alope is an artist who will draw you stuff for donations.
my paypal is paypal.me/KNajor
Again, I’m sorry that it’s come to this, but I really need to get out of here and it seems the only way I’ll be able to is by this.

Training/Fighting Starters Lets get ready to rumble!

“You did not just try to kick me there!”
“That tickled.”
“Are you okay?! Did I hit you too hard?”
“I’m seeing stars.”
“Do birds go moo instead of tweet?”
“I am so sorry!”
“That looks bad…”
“You broke my nose.”
“You have one hell of a punch!”
“I dare you to try!”
“Come at me bro!”
“I WILL defeat you!”
“You cannot beat me.”
“This is fun!”
“You’re fun!”
“Augh!”
“Ugh…”
“How many fingers do you see?”
“That’s going to hurt in the morning.”
“Why can’t I beat you?!”
“Better luck next time.”
“Next time I will win!”
“I think you gave me a concussion.”
“Twinkle twinkle little-” and down they go!
“The student has surpassed the teacher.”
“I accept defeat.”
“You win!”
“NOT THE FACE!”
“I’m proud of you.”
“That was my favorite tooth.”
“Give up!”
“No you don’t!”
“Here, let me help you up.”
“Can you teach me how to do that?”
“I admire your skills.”
“We need to get you to the hospital.”
“Yeah, it’s broken.”
“Got ya!”
“What just happened?”
“Lollipop…lollipop… Oh lolli lolli lolli-”

anonymous asked:

Can we get a makeout scene with Rick where they get caught by Morty & it turns into this hilarious thing? With a flustered reader, cocky Rick, & embarrassed Morty? lol

I read this ask and immediately knew exactly what I was going to write! I love these types of scenarios! they’re always pretty great!


It was a pretty regular day, Rick was tinkering around in his garage and of course, you were hanging out with him as always. Even if he didn’t say too much you just loved being close to him. You often watched as he tinkered around and you’d chuckle softly to yourself when you’d hear him start cursing if a certain thing didn’t go his way the first time.

Today was no different. You propped yourself up against the laundry machine as you sipped on a glass of iced tea, you watched in amusement as Rick would go around the small area, rummaging through some of his old boxes on the shelves to find whatever it was he was looking for but stopped mid-stride and looked at you.

“You look bored.” He cocked an eyebrow at you.

You hadn’t realized that you had drifted off into your own little world, staring at the cement floor that you were standing on. You snapped out of your daze when you heard Rick’s voice and looked at him with a small smile.

“I am a little bit..” you mumbled lowly.

“Then why don’t you go back to your place? You know I’m not, I’m not h-holding you, prisoner, here.” Rick crossed his arms over his chest.

“I know that..it’s just..I want to spend time with you.. You’re always so busy.” You averted your gaze as a small blush crept up your face. It was still hard to show as some would say ‘cheesy’ affections towards Rick in fear of what he would say.

“Is that right?” You heard him say. You still made no attempt to look over at him.

You heard some shuffling and soon after you felt Rick’s hand on your face. You jumped a little from surprise and looked up at him as he ran his thumb across your cheek. “Well, I better entertain you then..” Your heart rate picked up at those words and you were finding it difficult to form words of your own. Although, not much could be said because he leaned in and kissed your lips softly.

You had to admit you were taken back by the sudden action, it wasn’t like Rick to initiate kissing. you weren’t about to ask him why though because you didn’t want it to stop. You let out a very small yelp when you felt him grip your legs just under your butt and lift you so you were now sitting on top of the laundry machine. Your arms slung over his shoulders before you tilted your head, trying to deepen the kiss.

You let out a small soft groan when you felt Rick slip his tongue into your mouth pushing it against your own. You felt his hands on your hips and he was pushing you back a little more onto the laundry machine. your leg instantly spread apart so that Rick would be more comfortable.

This was risky, very risky. Usually, when this sort of thing happened it happened in the comfort of your own home. Out of sight and there for out of mind of others but it happened so suddenly you really didn’t want it to stop at all. Your brain was slowly forgetting where exactly you were right now.

Rick moved to kiss down to your neck and that’s when you heard it. The loud horrified shriek coming from the other side of the garage. your body froze as you stared wide eyed. Rick forgot to close the garage door and there, standing in the opening was none other than Rick’s grandson Morty. you tried to shrink yourself behind Rick’s form to hide from the younger boy, your face flared up into a bright shade of pink.

“It’s called knocking.” Rick looked over his shoulder, rolling his eyes before a very playful smirk adorned his features.

“K-K-Knocking!? K-Knocking!!? Are you freaking kidding me Rick!! The-The-The garage door is wide open for, for everyone to see you both!! Is, Is that our neighbor!? Jeez, Rick, this is messed up!!” Morty yelled horrified.

“W-Wait… We can explain..” You stuttered out as you pushed Rick off of you so that you could get off of the laundry machine. 

“E-Explain what!? H-How-How-How Rick had his tongue jammed down y-y-your throat!?” Morty grimaced at the thought and shut his eyes.

“N-Nevermind! I don’t want to picture it! Gross!” Morty blindly started to bump into things as he tried to make his way to the back to get through the door.

“Better hurry up Morty- I wasn’t finished with her.” Rick grinned wickedly and you gave him a small smack to his shoulder.

“D-Don’t tell me, Rick! Jeez! Ugh.. I need bleach for my eyes!!” Morty finally felt his way to the door and twisted the knob open. “Y-You’re lucky I d-don’t tell mom!”

you covered your face with your hands in complete embarrassment. You wouldn’t be visiting the Smith/Sanchez house for quite awhile now.

Chanyeol scenario - Bad things

Originally posted by missmanfreda

not requested

genre: angst, smut

Summary: As a trainee for SM, things can be very difficult, but having an enemy along side you can be even more of a challenge. Especially if your enemy has a soft spot just for you.

Warnings: studio sex, fingering

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Happy Monday!

Hey peeps! Ever have that feeling when you’re not drawing and you think, “Ugh- I should be drawing right now! I need to get better! I have no time for breaks!!”

Chances are you really are drawing enough. Remember that every single person goes at their own pace when reaching artistic goals. Don’t push too hard, and remember that sometimes a nice break helps bridge you to the next stage. ;)

Have a great day!

(p.s. don’t draw and drive)

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100 days of productivity:
• 36/100 •

Today was not an easy day. Woke up feeling terrible, my stomach couldn’t take anything I put in body. Ugh.
Now I’m feeling much better, but still lacking concentration. Lots of water, lots of breaks and I’ll get through this with the help of my little sweet baby. Always watching over mommy hehe. I’ll just listen to my body and rest when it needs to. No grade is worth your health.

all hail the edgelord


( cheap proof of life drawing. Im still here and around guys, spent some time today doing nothing but drawing his holiness. I don’t like how I draw him and seriously need to get better at his dumb face and stupid ‘bear trap mouth’. be please be patient with me in the mean time. ^.^ )

Okay, let’s start with how extremely adorable Jughead is. Like, he cares so much about the drive-in and as we found out, the place was literally his home. Like, someone protect my son please. And he tried so hard to save it, talking to the mayor, talking to Fred and handing out flyers and stuff. Forget Archie and that love triangle, this is the important story here.

Speaking of Fred and Archie, look how nice Fred was to that fucking pedophile. Like, he was complimenting her, inviting her to dinner and being such a great guy and that bitch is just sleeping with his son. Ugh. I hate her. 

Betty keeping a diary is so cliche™ but I love it lmao. 

I AM SO HERE FOR BETTY, RONNIE AND JUGHEAD HANGING OUT. Kevin’s okay too, I guess. Still haven’t decided if I like him or not. I mean, he’s funny and all but idk he just feels way too stereotypical and I’m still most certainly not over the biphobia. But maybe he isn’t really biphobic and that was a one time thing bc how else would Betty and Veronica, who are both obviously bisexual still be friends with him? Idk man. 

Cheryl, I love you for being a bitch but damn you just got your ass handed to you by Hermione Lodge, who is just as much of a goddess as her daughter. 

Betty calling out Archie on his shit 👏 👏👏

but like she was so…good about it?? Like she got her point across but didn’t immediately threaten to tell and stuff. And, Archie, honey, how could Ronnie even back you up? Firstly, what you’re doing ain’t cool and secondly, that’s her girlfriend you’re arguing with so ??? 

Archiekins 

Where can I sign a petition to get rid of Alice Cooper? 

THE ARCHIE/GRUNDY SCENES LITERALLY MADE ME SHUDDER WITH DISGUST ew ew ew ew ew. 

Betty questioning Grotesque Garbage is   👌 👌 👌 she was really good at that too honestly I just really love Betty Cooper man. 

SHE WAS JASON’S TEACHER? SHE’S THE KILLER!!11!!!1! 

“I don’t think of my students that way” lmao bitch stop lying

Jughead being a rebel with a cause is my aesthetic. And awww, he’s talking about himself and his family for once. This boy must be protected at all costs.. 

Archie, wtf are you trying to do, telling Betty to stay out of it? She’s literally doing what’s best for you like smh man shut up. 

BETTY AND VERONICA BEING DETECTIVE GIRLFRIENDS IS MY JAM. Like, seriously, they have so much chemistry like just let Bernoica happen man. It’s literally already canon. 

I would sell my soul to Satan and sell my body on the black market to make Beronica canon. 

I’m fully aware I’m being queerbaited but Betty and Ronnie are just. so. goddamn. cute. 

‘Jennifer Gibson’. THAT BITCH.

She has a gun in the car. THAT FUCKING BITCH. SHE’S THE KILLER!!!11!

Alice, wtf is wrong with you. Fred is a chill parent. He isn’t going to tell his son to stop talking to his best friend just ‘cause you’re a psycho who wants to control her daughter.

Okay, but like I really love Hermione and Veronica’s relationship it’s so good and–WAIT A SEC THEY’RE BUYING THE DRIVE-IN. Why must you crush Jughead’s happiness?  I TRUSTED YOUR HERMIONE.

Omg Alice saw the gun oops shit shit shit (betty what were you thinking hiding it in your fucking drawer smh girl). Wow, Alice just hit a new low. It’s not cool to read your daughter’s diary 

I would have felt bad after learning about Grundy’s backstory but my obvious hate for prevented that from happening thank god. 

ARCHIE, GET AWAY FROM THAT WOMAN. NO, DON’T HUG HER. UGH ARCHIE WHY.

Let’s talk about the drive-in.

Poor Juggie god I feel so bad for him Archie where are you your boyfriend needs you

VERNOICA!! LODGE!! IS!! A!! FUCKING!! GODDESS!!!

Veronica Lodge is like fine wine. She gets better and better the longer she exists. 

I kinda sorta weirdly like the Veronica-Cheryl-Kevin squad?? They can be the ‘burn you to a crisp’ squad.

Ooh, Kevin’s got a new hottie. Also, did I mention I really love Kevin’s dad? He’s so nice.

YAS KEVIN GET SOME (My feelings are so conflicted like I want to support Kevin because he’s the only important, openly LGBTQ+ character on the show so far but like, something’s just off about him) 

Archie, please never speak to Grun–OH. HE’S LEAVING HER. YES ARCHIE YES YES YES–OH WAIT. OH NO. 

SHIT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.

Alice why tf do you have to stick your nose where it doesn’t belong? 

Man, I feel bad for Fred. 

Archie, don’t defend that woman, please. She deserves it. 

Such drama much intense very wow. 

Oh no. My bby Betty is crying FUCK YOU ALICE. 

Okay, I know there’s probably some people sad about Grundy after her backstory but we got nothing but good stuff immediately after she left? 

Fred and Archie having a moment 👌 👌 👌 (I mean, I feel bad that Archie cried and that he was upset but it had to be done) 

Betty finally standing up to her asshole of a mother  👌 👌 👌 (I still kind of think that Betty is actually Polly but idk) 

A cute scene between Betty and Archie  👌 👌 👌

The scene where Veronica confronts her mom was certainly…something.

OH MY GAWD SOMEONE BROKE INTO KELLER’S HOUSE AND TOOK ALL THE EVIDENCE. THE SAME NIGHT GRUNDY LEFT. SHE’S DA KILLER. 

Grundy is like a bag of opened chips. She gets worse the longer she exists. Archie, you could not have been more wrong when you said she wasn’t a child predator. I already feel bad for that poor new kid victim of hers. 

On the whole, this was a really, really good episode. I give it a 9 out of 10, but that’s because my queen Josie wasn’t in it and there was not enough Jughead and Archie and there was way too much Archie and Grundy interaction but hey, at least she’s gone now. 

God, I’m literally crying over Jughead. The picture with him and his sister (who tf named them Jughead and Jellybean tho) was so adorable and so sad. My poor child. 

OH MY GOD THE SCARY BIKER DUDE IS JUGHEAD’S DAD?!

Where will he go? What will he do? How will he live? WHERE WILL HE CHARCHG HIS LAPTOP ASHFRWLGHLUFU ARCHIE COME HELP YOUR BOYFRIEND 

Also, I would just like to add, Betty is the best friend anyone could ever have and she needs to be appreciated more. 

So, what do you guys think? What do you agree and disagree with me on? Let’s talk! Reblog this while adding your notes or send in an ask (PLEASE SEND ME ASKS) or send me a message or something and I will see y’all next week.

When King Regis Calls (part 4)
  • *phone rings*
  • Noctis: *glances at it nervously seeing that it's his dad*
  • *everyone looks over curiously*
  • Noctis: I-It's just my alarm!
  • Prompto: you sure buddy? Because I see that it says "dad"
  • Luna: What if something's the matter and he needs your attention??
  • Ignis: I agree with lady Lunafreya, highness. Such matters shouldn't be overlooked. You should answer.
  • Gladio: Yeah, what Iggy said.
  • Noctis, frowning at everyone nervously: fine...
  • Noctis: D--
  • Prompto: NOCTIS I LOVE YOU PLEASE DO ME!
  • Ignis: MARIJUANA FOOD HAS BEEN SERVED
  • Nyx: LOOKING GOOD WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON NOCTIS
  • Ravus: HOLD MY BEER I GOTTA SMACK THAT ASS
  • Luna: PASS THE SYRINGE
  • *Aranea- sex noise*
  • *Prompto- sex noise no.2*
  • Gladio: UGH YOU'RE SO TIGHT!
  • Cindy: IS THAT MILK ON THE FLOOR OR SOMETHING ELSE HIGHNESS?!
  • Noctis, crying, sitting in a corner: dad I'm so sorry
  • -dial tone-
  • Noctis: i need better friends
Love letter from Noctis

Poor little awkward emo prince. My first piece of writing for FFXV is a thank you to everyone who creates for this fandom! It’s mildly NSFW (suggestive language) and hella awkward and rambly…because it’s from Noct. hah!

I want to do the rest of the bros but we’ll see if I can be creative for more  than five minutes.

Gender neutral reader s/o. Pre timeskip. No spoilers.

Special thanks to @iinkpools @chocobrodreamteam @ladyscientia and @nifwrites, whose works I’ve read over and over again.

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I can’t stand how people keep complaining about a perfectly good show/movie/game that has really decent representation not standing up to their near-impossible-to-achieve benchmark of representation? Like no media will ever be perfect and have an accurate representation of every tiny thing you lot expect to be in a singular entity? That’s not how the world works. Even the most progressive media will be problematic (an example I saw tonight on Overwatch, the Native American-styled skin for Pharah. She’s Egyptian. Little on the nose there.), but if you tear into developers and producers and writers for not living up to every single one of your expectations, we won’t get this sort of media AT ALL. It’s that simple.

Imagine you make this awesome film with a strong, well-rounded female character who is played by an actor from the Middle East, with all of the strongest characters and support being played by women, people of colour, and/or both. It addresses racism, slavery (briefly), and PTSD. The lead doesn’t take any shit from the white men who think they’re running the show. The lead is in charge, and all the men in the vicinity follow her lead because they respect her. She saves the world with the power of love. The romantic interest is subverted to being a white male, who is polite, respectful, and doesn’t try to take over from the lead because he’s not a dick. The camerawork is fantastic, with no mention of the male gaze. It’s incredibly popular, and breaks records. It inspires an entire generation of kids, and shows girls that they can kick ass and take names while still being soft and feminine and caring.

Now imagine you get bitched at by a bunch of people who are pitting this incredible movie against one slated to come out the year after, that has a heap of POC/WOC in the trailer because it’s literally based in Africa, and hasn’t actually been released for criticism. How bloody exhausted would you feel after having faceless critics yell at you for not making a movie that is utterly flawless in its representation?

I’m using this whole Wonder Woman/Black Panther discourse as an example, but it can be applied to most media that is trying to do diversity as best as they can. If there’s a genuine problematic thing, contact the person in charge, and bring it up respectfully. If they dismiss it, then you get angry.

But if you’re complaining about, ugh I don’t know, not having an equal 50/50 of white/white-passing and POC in a cast, or having a white, straight male anywhere near the central plot, or not having a trans character in a show that ticks the box for everything else, you need to fucking chill. You can’t have everything you want. You never will. Creators are trying their fucking best to promote diversity in media, and it’s fucking admirable. Could it be better? Of course! But they can’t make a story that includes literally everybody. It’s impractical, you’ll find something to complain about anyway, and it’s highly unlikely to make it into the mass market because we know what media gatekeepers are like.

So stop fucking needlessly complaining, support diverse media, and campaign intelligently for what you want to see next.

Tl:dr- stop bashing diverse media because you didn’t see your left toenail in it

  • Jumin: You are the most adorable creature in the world and I swear no harm will come to you for as long as I live.
  • Zen: Aww, babe, that's so cute thank yo-
  • Jumin: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to her *stroking the back of Elizabeth the 3rd*
Camp Mockingjay - Ch 3

We asked, you voted, and now Katniss and Gale are teaching archery together at Camp Mockingjay! So, here it is, the next installment of our story, brought to you by @peetabreadgirl. You have 48 hours to vote on the direction of the next chapter of the story (until noon EDT on Wednesday, July 5th). Remember: vote in the comments, not in the tags! And don’t forget to spread the word by reblogging. The more fans playing this game, the more fun it will be.

Originally posted by districtsonfire


The next morning, the female counsellors are eating our oatmeal together in the mess hall and I notice a few of the teen girls whispering and pointing at some of the male counsellors. When Peeta says good morning to me as he passes by, I think I see hearts in their boy-crazy eyes. I spot Gale at the guys’ table, watching me. I wave but he looks away. Weird. Maybe he wasn’t looking at me? I shrug a shoulder and try to follow the conversation going on around me. Bad idea. For the rest of breakfast I dodge questions about whether or not Gale and I have a thing going on, and if not, then do I want there to be. I thought we looked more like brother and sister than a couple, but Johanna is certain the way he looks at me means he wants more than friendship. The whole idea gives me a queer feeling in my stomach, so I shovel my oatmeal in a little faster in an effort to finish up and get outside.

For the rest of breakfast, I have to listen to Johanna detailing the best spots in camp for hook-ups, in case we need to know. Ugh. I’m not here for boys. The only useful information she gives us is a reminder about the big bonfire tonight for the counsellors, and an invite to an all-girls swim at the lake tomorrow morning. I’m not much better with girl talk than with boys, but a swim with no kids sounds nice, and I really should try to make friends. Otherwise, it’ll be a long summer.

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asdfghjkl it’s midnight, and I finally finished this. I rushed hella on the background and this will probably go unrecognized, but oh well lol yeah this is my Lovehacks MC i you could not tell