i need to fix this but lazy

  • me: americas infrastructure is failing and killing people, and animals
  • me: as well as destroying land
  • them: you're just a fucking whining child #buildthatwall
  • me: ... I literally just don't want to die
  • them: oh nOW YOU WANT THE LUXURY OF BEING ABLE TO LIVE
  • me: .......... isnt that... what most everyone....wants?
  • them: sorry sweaty, you need to stop being lazy and fix the infrastructure yourself, we don't need to be giving everyone government handouts. (:
  • me: ... ITS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS... TO FIX LIKE ... 1O DAMS?? AND THERE ARE ... 14000 DAMS TO BE FIXED?
  • them: start getting to work (:
  • me: even bill gates couldnt fucking afford to fix americas infrastructure on his own
  • them: uhm its called the american dream, anythings possible.
  • me: ... raising trillions of dollars from the american people is literally impossible
  • them: (: i'm sorry but i just don't care how the world actually works.
  • me: that's obvious.
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“We’re here for you.” — EXPECTATION VS REALITY


Today wasn’t a good morning to me and I needed comfort _(:3

IT ONLY OCCURED TO ME AFTER THAT IT MIGHT PROBABLY BE MORE ACCURATE IF YOOSUNG GOT SCARED FROM MY UGLY WEIRD NOISES but nah too lazy to fix plus this works cus he’s a sweet boy ok winks


edit: I fixed it anyway there LOL

I need to finish commissions and make more decent quality MM fanarts instead of just doodles _(:3

KIND OF A CALLOUT POST TO MY FAVORITE YOUTUBER @CrankGameplays

Yea so I want to meet my favorite YouTube and im praying he will go to SDCC this next year because that would be the only way I could! Like he is a precious cinnamon roll that i need to hug and actually meet! Majestic Ethan!

Originally posted by dankycrankyblog

Ima trash

Young Stanchez in watercolor. Cuz’ I don’t know what else to draw and I want my tablet back ;_;

Hope you like it, because I don’t (I messed up with the drawing gum  and I’m too lazy to fix it, and I need to go to bed)

BestFriend!Michael Would Include:
  • lots of drives around with music, windows down, and fast food
  • so many sleepovers!!!
  • staying up all night to watch really bad movies and making fun of them
  • “cuddle me please”
  • days where you two just sit on the couch with his playlist on, scrolling through your phones
  • so much crying when he leaves for tour
  • the boys teasing that you two are already dating
  • his family inviting you over for dinner even if he’s not home because they love you like their own
  • surprising you by coming home from tour early and picking you up from work/school
  • having him over to bake and ending up singing into spoons to each other
  • staring his sentences with “hey best friend…” whenever he wants something
  • sending stupid pictures to you via text whenever he finds them
  • “please, you don’t need to call anyone. i can fix this for you! you should be glad you have such a strong, handsome man in your life”
  • chillen in your underwear and his shirts when it’s a lazy netflix day
  • lots of selfes!!!!!!!
  • phone calls into the late night when he’s on tour because he saw a funny sign at the show
  • getting super cute gifts for each other on birthdays and holidays
    • also getting gag gifts like dildos and sex books
  • “i’m horny”
    • “that’s your problem, pal”
    • “can you help?”
    • “…this is the only time i will do anything like this”
  • that being a lie when you come over and he’s naked for whatever reason
  • GETTING TO HEAR HIS CUTE GIGGLE WHEN YOU MAKE HIM LAUGH
  • cute “best friend date nights” where you go out dressed up to come home in a few hours, strip down to hardly anything, and watch netflix with alcohol
  • getting drunk at holiday parties/parties with the boys and sloppily kissing, probably
  • getting really close the others and touring
    • sharing a bunk with michael
    • “move mikey, i have no room”
    • “well stop hogging the blanket”
  • being each other’s rocks
  • “hey, so, i kind of really like you and we’re practically dating anyway but… would you want to make it official? like, be my girlfriend?”

+MASTERIST / +ASKBOX

I don't like it when a career driven woman is convinced by a playful light-hearted man to "stop being a stick in the mud" or "work so hard."

Like, guys, a woman who goofs off in the workplace gets RAILED for being lazy and unfit for work and criticized at every turn.

A guy GETS to be goofy and relatable and he gets called charismatic.

This stupid Hollywood narrative that bossy women who care more about their careers than impressing some stupid new guy who wants her to “loosen” up need to be “fixed” pisses me off.

Like sure she doesn’t care about romance.

Why the fuck is that indicative of something “wrong” with her?

So many goddamn hallmark movies with uptight woman meets guy who teaches her not to be uptight and let loose and be his proper little girlfriend, like, fuck all of you.

Women can be icy cold bitches who don’t feel the need to entertain anyone.

Fuck you, romantic comedies, I know your game.

You want me to think that men who work hard are admirable but women who work hard are trying too hard or “not focusing on the right thing.”

You can call it romance or say that it’s HUMAN, it’s not gendered, but that doesn’t explain away why it’s more often than not hardworking women being snarked at by some Gary Stu insert guy.

I can’t stand those guys, man. You think they’re funny and cute in romcoms, but in real life they’re condescending edgelords who can’t get a grip on the reality that women simply don’t have the flexibility men get in the workplace.

Fuck romcoms.