i need to find time tho

idk but what really gets me about overwatch is that its entire marketing tries to convince us that it’s this huge band of heroes who have come together to maintain world peace and achieve Great Things

while in fact that’s what they used to be and what you have now is a family consisting of an ape, two lesbians and a supercomputer having illegal dinner parties in a derelict government facility

the three former leaders of the organization are all presumed dead and pass their time not really disputing that claim considering two of them are currently holed up in a fucking necropolis, and the other one is a constantly decomposing emotional fog

like you’re supposed to imagine this grand force for Good, but then jesse mccree is getting shitfaced in a dingy bar in dorado while sombra sends sneaky update pics of him to reaper, who is currently too busy creeping on a family just because the guy’s flat butt reminded him of his ex husband

hanzo ‘midlife crisis’ shimada shoots dragons out of his nipple but you couldn’t tell that looking at his art student undercut and piercings, and his not-dead (notice how that’s a suspiciously recurring theme in this game?) brother is probably currently at a cosplay convention losing a ‘best genji costume’ competition

like maybe one day they’ll all come together and find common ground and actually do something, but for now they’re just a bunch of weird people in different stages of washed up trying to make ends meet, and it might be the most relatable thing about the whole entire game

Your Faves Are Problematic: Gorillaz

2D:
-Feeds Kinder Eggs to cats
-Eats Massive Dick
-Needs Murdoc to tie his shoelaces
-His name is literally Stu Pot… stew pot…
-Dated Rachel Stevens
-Mum Jeans
-Sold the Geep!!!


Murdoc:
-Turned green seemingly overnight
-Dressed as a nazi that one time
-Kidnapped Russel
-Kidnapped 2D
-*various Murdoc noises*
-He’s been wearing the same Cuban heels for about 16 years
-THE BAFF
-Hangs pictures of him cutting an onion up in his house


Russel:
-Likes eels
-Sleeps in the middle of the road
-Seems to be tired all the time (same tho)
-Probably cares too much
-There’s not really anything wrong with him. I’m finding this one really tricky. He’s so lovely please take care of this boy.

Noodle:
-???
-Umm…
-It says that for the new Humanz album, she pretty much Fed-Ex’d herself to the band again. Why? She didn’t need to do that. I mean, it’s cute because that’s how she initially arrived at the very beginning but like, the poor girl could’ve just got a plane. She finished Moby Dick though so that’s good. I hope she enjoyed it.

Mafia!Got7 when they think your dead but your just going shopping/ hyung line

Got7 as Mafia members when they can’t find you and think your dead, but your actually just going shopping.


Jaebum:

You knew you had forgotten something, but since you really couldn’t remember what, It couldn’t have been something important. Right? Wrong.Turns out you didn’t leave a message for Jaebum telling him you were buying some clothes. Even though you knew he always freaked out when he didn’t know where you were.

You just got yourself a knew dress and left the first store, when suddenly you saw a crowd of people watching the entrance of the mall. You were curious, so you made your way through the people. As soon as you saw what they were watching, you facepalmed yourself. Jaebum was basically waltzing trough the front door with some of his people, not looking very happy.

“Next time you go shopping. at least take a knife with you…”

“Jaebum!!”

“What? That’s normal, isn’t it?”

Originally posted by princetuans

 

Mark:

 

As soon as he woke up and couldn’t find you anywhere, he would freak out. Did something happen to you? Did someone kidnap you? What, if you’d left him?! He should have watched over you better, he promised it after all.

When you suddenly came into his room, carrying some shopping bags, he would look at you with his eyes wide open, wondering if he should get angry or laugh at himself.

“So, you were shopping? Nice. That was the last time for you tho.”

“But Mark, I need clothes…”

“Who said that?”

Originally posted by markificent

 

 Jinyoung:

At first, he would just wonder where you were and why you didn’t tell him. He really wanted you to feel free, but he also knew it was dangerous for you out there since he was pretty known amongst his enemies. But you didn’t answer his call and he couldn’t find a message of you anywhere, so he decided to call his people in, panicking a little bit.

“Ok guys, so my lovely (Y/N) is nowhere to be found and I want to know where she is. So get the f*ck over here and search for her or I’ll blow up the Cafeteria.”

(Tries to act calm but is about to burn the house down)

When the guys finally found you at the shopping mall and bring you back, he looks at you with a small, relieved smile. However, his eyes are telling you that you better come up with a good excuse.. or make it up to him.

Originally posted by jypnior

 

Jackson:

“Oh my god, where is she? They kidnapped her for sure. What if they killed her? What if she’s dead?”

He would be going on the other boys nerves the whole day, being sure you were abducted. After all, you wouldn’t run away, would you? He would debate about wether he should waltz into the hiding place of his enemies or if he should save you with a ruse, when suddenly you just walked into the house, completely unaware of what was happening. The other guys would quickly get out of the room, probably laughing at him. However,basically for the first time in his life, Jackson wasn’t amused at all.

“Well, hello. I was just about to blow the world up because of you. But please, make yourself comfortable and don’t mind me… ”

(Doesn’t let you leave the house for the next month at all)

Originally posted by jacksonwangism



Should I do this for the maknae line too?

Thanks for reading, I hope you guys liked it~~

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MAKNAE LINE HERE

anonymous asked:

can you tell me about the bts ships? not just otp's, brotps too!

YESSsssSSS I CAN TALK ABOUT BTS SHIPS ALL DAY FAM

but ill only talk about the ones im familiar with:

1. YOONMIN (yoongi/jimin):

ok holy shit where the FUCK do i start with yoonmin. they’ve been my bts otp since day 1 so i have a LOT TO FUCKING SAY LOL 

first off, refer to this post as to why i started shipping them, they have a LOT of cute fucking moments predebut and its been a painfully beautiful journey ever since 2013

before we jump in we need to talk about how YOONGI WROTE A SONG FOR JIMIN BECAUSE HE ADMIRES HOW HARDWORKING JIMIN IS. IF THAT AINT REAL THEN GET TF OUT OF MY FACE LMAo like where dat song @ tho yoongs

ok i need to chill, but theres more:

like jimin being yoongi’s #1 cheerleader at ISAC lmao look at him cheer his name in front of all the fans and other idols with ZERO shame, and then there’s yoongi pretending like he doesnt hear him #typical

^ TYPICAL YOONGI. this ship is very love-hate. mostly false pretense of hate on yoongi’s end and WAAAY TOO MUCH SHAMELESS LOVIN on jimin’s end BUT we all know yoongi’s putting up a front. like there’s actually so many subtle moments where he reveals how much he cares for jimin and they kill me every time, like this one:

but then right back to pretending like he dont give a fuck lmfao:

ALSO THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST LEGENDARY YOONMIN MOMENTS, THE “YOU KNOW. I KNOW.” MOMENT (explanation here) :

this whole v app broadcast was a yoonmin fest and it was a blessing. jimin got him a sweater for yoongis birthday and they basically confessed on live broadcast that they’re soulmates. ugh im so sensitive about this moment

in summary:

  • yoonmin are polar opposites and that heart-pulling cold/warm dynamic they have is super shippable, thus the reason why they’re one of the most popular ships in this fandom
  •  yoongi puts on a cold exterior and doesn’t really show his emotions. jimin on the other hand is super openly loving towards others, especially yoongi, and its really fucking cute how yoongi reciprocates sometimes
  • the two really do care about each other a lot though and it’s really heart warming to see. also yoongi had jimin rap on his Tony Montana stage and it was everything

there’s tons more but for the sake of room lets move on

2. TAEKOOK (Taehyung/Jungkook)

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Room Organization Masterpost!

Hi everyone! I’ve been obsessing over masterposts recently, and decided to make one of my own. This is going to be all about organizing and cleaning your room, with some of my tips. I haven’t seen many posts about full room cleans, which kinda surprised me because I find that when I have a really organized and clean room, it is much easier for me to stay motivated and excited about being productive. Anyways, let’s get started!

1. Put yourself in the mood for cleaning: Alright, this sounds a little weird, but get yourself set up to clean with some background noise and whatever else you need. I like to bring in a pet to have some company in my room (I have a dog, any other animal that you have I’m sure would work too though hehe). I also like to put on some youtube videos in the background - the video in the picture is by @studyquill :)

2. Time to Start Cleaning!: First, I like to start with making my room LOOK clean. There is a difference between looking clean and actually being clean (the difference being if your room is organized as well). So move any clothes off the floor and bed, do laundry, make your bed, take out the trash etc. 

3. Throwing Things Away: If you’re anything like me, you probably have quite a few piles of notecards, papers, dried up pens and more that you should’ve thrown away/recycled a long time ago. Go ahead and get rid of that. During this phase, I also like to look through my closet and dresser to find any accessories and clothes that I no longer wear to donate and/or sell. 

4. Makeup and Hair Products: If you don’t have much of this that needs to be organized, you can skip this part, but I know that my makeup area gets super messy (even tho I only use like 2 products?? idk.). Organize that into a free space you have in your room, or in your bathroom if that’s what you prefer. Also make sure your brushes are clean! 

5. Organizing Stationary: This part is always the hardest for me, but definitely the most satisfying. First, I go through all my pens and test them to check for dried out ones. Then, I find any containers/jars that I can organize the pens in, and then separate my pens by brand, most frequently used, and/or types. Next I get all my stickers and washi together and organize it into a basket of its own. Refer to the picture below to see how I like to organize everything.

6. Desk time!: Finally, you’re going to need to organize your desk/study space. My desk is always a mess, so it’s always nice to get it cleaned out lol. First I like to organize my favorite books and notebooks into an aesthetically pleasing array just cause that’s fun. I keep two notebooks on my desk, a travel book, a beauty book, a writing ideas journal, Winnie the Pooh in Latin (lol if you didn’t know I take Latin haha), a ‘Pick Me Up’ journal, and a meditation guide book. Then, I clean everything out and organize cubbies/drawers into sections. The sections I usually have are pens, tech, random things I don’t want to get rid of (literally random little trinkets that I just have too much emotional attachment to), and other supplies. In this step I also make sure my calendar is updated because I know one time I had a September calendar up and it was literally April… oops. 

I hope you guys enjoyed my first ever masterpost! I really enjoyed writing it, so if you guys have any requests feel free to let me know what they are and I’ll do my best to write a post about them. (also I use @emmastudies printable calendar just for reference)

It’s our time to make a move
It’s our time to make amends
It’s our time to break the rules
Let’s begin…

(x)

ref’s used

Me: Honestly, I love being single, I can learn about myself and-

Libra: Stupid. How can you say that? When you can have someone you can grow with, like, that’s awesome. I love love, I breathe love. I’ve read Romeo and Juliet 10 times. When it was assigned to me in class, I didn’t need to be told to read it. Why? Because I love love. I can’t wait to find my Romeo/Juliet, where is thee, whilst my heart holds thorns of tragedy. Mercutio sounds cute too tho. But that’s because I love love. I’d die for love, but if you die for me that’s not my problem.

Maybe am I in some Andreil phase. Maybe does this phase last for eight months now. I can’t tell the contrary.

But maybe is this because this relatonship has something special I can’t find elsewhere. Because they’re not perfect, but it does not need to be.

Because I just can’t forget them. And I don’t need a eidetic memory for that.

SKIN CARE TIPS:

long post ahead but please read

Okay I know acne can literally ruin one’s self esteem, and I know how difficult it is to get rid of them, but it sure is possible so listen up:
*I know you all have different skin types so I pretty much only mentioned shit that works on all.
Okay idk where to start so imma make some shitty intro like Acne Is Mostly Caused By Stress, Hormones, Or Poor Hygiene, and then I’ll go straight to my point.
•••Whatever the cause is, it’s fixable. If it is poor hygiene which I doubt, then all you gotta do is start washing your face or some shit. If it’s hormones you pretty much can’t stop those outbreaks but you can fix them when they happen. And if it’s stress you gotta start doing some anti-stress shit like working out or taking long baths or writing or drawing or whatever that’ll calm you down.
Now, this so far wasn’t exactly helpful so I should probably move on.
Here are some tips and products you should use:
1. So many people will tell you that essential oils do wonders. Don’t trust them, those oils probably won’t improve your skin, they can only cause contact dermatitis and that’s certainly not something you wanna experience. Coconut and olive oils are fine tho, but only if you have dry skin.
2. La Roche-Posay effeclar collection!!! It truly does wonders and you can probably find it in any pharmacy!!! It is kinda expensive but it’s worth it I swear. And!! It’s hypo-allergenic.
3. Ok this is so gonna sound lame but DRINK WATER!!!! Your skin will thank you for that!
4. Face masks are fine but make sure they suit your skin type, otherwise they’ll fuck you up. I honestly love Nivea. And do not trust Sephora with your face masks. Also, those pinterest DIY masks are not to be trusted, but if you really wanna make your own mask use honey and yoghurt. And egg whites. Cinnamon is fine but it can literally burn your skin so be careful with it. Same with lemon and baking soda. I once made a DIY Cinnamon-Lemon-Yoghurt-Oats mask and my skin was red for hours.
5. Azelaic acid based gels and creams!!!! They will literally fix your skin so fast, I had a friend with the worst acne ever and I gave her one of those creams and her skin was literally perfect after using it for a month. And for all I know those aren’t expensive at all, tho you might need a prescription but I’m not sure.
6. If you have oily skin you literally gotta wash it everytime you feel it’s getting oily. Which means at least 3-4 times a day.
7. Many people say that if you want clear skin you gotta stop wearing makeup, but it’s not true. You just gotta find products that suit you; when it comes to foundations I personally prefer MaxFactor bc it’s really good and even my really sensitive skin approves it!! So, makeup is fine just make sure you find the right products.
8. EXFOLIATE!! It’s hella important. I prefer Uriage Hyséac exfoliating mask thing idk you can use it as a mask or as an exfoliant but for all I know it’s pretty expensive. Honey and sugar DIY exfoliators work just as fine.
9. Sleep is important for all I’ve heard.
10. WEAR SUNSCREEN. My personal favorites are Avene, La roche-posay, Vichy and Bioderma; all spf 50+.
11. If you put anything acid-ish or chemicalpeeling-ish do not expose your skin directly to sunlight.
12. Clindamycin solution!!! Saved my ass a few years ago but I’m not sure if you can get it w/out prescription.
13. Also, if you get stressed out, your cortisol will do anything to cause you some acne so make sure you wash your face after every stressful situation ever.
14. If none of this helps you, go get a prescription for azithromycin. It’ll probably help.
If you have any questions feel free to dm me.
Also, I did not make this shit up.
PS I’m too lazy to proof-read this so I’m sorry for bad grammar or spelling or whatever. Ly all xx

Edit: Also, those pinterest tips for getting rid of pimples overnight using toothpaste, vinegar, rubbing alcohol, baking soda or whatever are shit, don’t do that, it might possibly help but at what cost??????? It’s just bad for your skin okay?
Edit 2: Also, if you’re using sugar as an exfoliant please exfoliate gently, for it can fuck you up if you over-do it.

geographykhaleesi  asked:

How do you make a good earl grey tea and london fog? I tried to get into earl grey but can't. Please help mom.

Early grey is not something I like. It tastes like furniture lavender polish to me.

I have heard that smoked earl grey is better for those of us who don’t like it, but even then I am skeptical. It’s not the epitome of a classy tea tho which some people seem to think it is either. It was actually blended, oh probably around 1820ish if I remember, as a cheap imitation of the more expensive Chinese teas which were wildly popular in Britain at the time, but also wildly expensive for how much you got to a cask.

Try a nice Ceylon or Assam instead. I find ceylon can take a nice citrus or orange peel rather well.

As for a London Fog, you need a good vanilla syrup to make it work well. I rather like the Torani brand for quickness, it’s made with actual cane sugar and not HFCS which can make it taste very artificial. You can of course make your own vanilla syrup using water sugar and vanilla extract…maybe I’ll do a tutorial, hm. Where was I.

Oh yea London Fog. See the London Fog for me falls down because it uses earl grey. I much prefer to use a nice rich Assam or even a Darjeeling in a pinch, or more preferably a good strong Masala chai. Which I know doesn’t make it a London Fog anymore but w/e, we’ve already established I’m not here for the Earl Grey.

Regardless of what tea you are using, grab your mug, add 1tsp of chosen syrup and brew yourself a nice strong tea, leave it to steep for about 5-6 minutes minimum. I know some people say to brew a sprig of lavender in with the tea, but I personally am not a fan of sadness. 

 While that’s happening, take a half cup milk (or condensed milk if you’re feeling really sweet toothed) and heat it over a gentle heat until you get steam. (If you want it to be frothy you can use a milk frother. I know some people say you can froth milk in the microwave but I am not a fan, not when I know how good steamed milk can be from an actual steamer)

Pour a half cup of tea over your syrup, and leave it to sit.  After that just pour your milk in and watch it sink through the tea like a lava lamp. Then just take a fucking sip babes  and see if it’s to your liking.

If it’s not sweet enough for you, or even if it’s too sweet, try playing around with your syrup mix. 

Nct as Older Brothers

Request: heyy! can you please make reaction for 127 when they are protective brothers and their sister is going out in really revealing clothes? thank you!!!!!

A/N: i decided to do this as a “__ as an older brother” for all the members like the vampire & werewolf one!! it’s only a brief outline of how they are so do request again if you want a detailed/longer post for the specified member!

——

Taeil:

  • most of the the he’s nice and really easy going
  • but you know when he has his random outbursts
  • it gets w i l d
  • cracks really bad jokes
  • and when you don’t laugh at them he gives this expression
  • like he’s been betrayed
  • but he’s so nice he’s willing to buy you gifts and anything you ask
  • protective and can get really aggressive if anyone hurts or threatens you
  • introduces you to the other boys but regrets it eventually
  • most of the time he’s just easy to talk to and be with

Hansol:

  • seems to be in his own world most of the time
  • doesnt talk much but is always willing to listen to you
  • he only speaks up when he needs to,
  • especially if it concerns you or your wellbeing
  • can be playful too when he’s in a happy mood
  • like how he always hides your phone when you’re not noticing
  • but ends up failing because he cant keep a straight face
  • smiles at you a lot because he’s a proud brother

Johnny:

  • funniest person on earth
  • when he sees that you’re upset he’d try his best to cheer you up
  • and if he could he’d try to solve your problems
  • always ask about you and how you’re doing
  • really caring and loving
  • also probably loves attacking you with headlocks
  • really really protective
  • like that one time he followed you around while you were going out
  • which actually scared you because you thought he was a stalker
  • but he’s really encouraging so

Taeyong:

  • your mother 2.0
  • just when you thought you had enough of your parents’ nagging
  • here comes taeyong
  • would nag at you and tell you to do the right things
  • ‘lectures’ could go as long as an hour
  • to others he seems all cold and intimidating
  • but you know best he’s the softest person on earth
  • would confide in you with his problems, and you’d do the same too
  • very protective over anything that concerns you
  • clings and begs to follow whenever you go on dates
  • ends up scaring off your partner
  • but like johnny’s he’s always supportive od your decisions

Yuta:

  • teasing 24/7
  • calls you many names
  • probably roasting sessions occur a lot between the both of you
  • “DON’T get close to any of the members, they’re all e v i l, except for winwin-”
  • but truth is he just wants to set you up with winwin
  • which you dont mind
  • treats you like a child and gets really protective over you
  • extremely protective
  • like that one time he almost beat someone up for harrassing you
  • but he often shows his concern and love for you so

Kun:

  • very understanding & nice
  • takes care of you a lot
  • in his eyes you’re still a small child
  • introduces you to winwin because he trusts him the most
  • shows his love and concern through actions instead of words
  • like that one time you fell sick and your parents were away,
  • he skipped school just to take care of you
  • jokes around occasionally
  • really laidback

Doyoung:

  • acts like he’s done with you 24/7
  • probably calls you annoying
  • nags a lot too, like taeyong
  • probably even more than your parents
  • when you call him a bunny he gets really irritated
  • “shut up don’t forget we’re siblings you look like a bunny too”
  • but can be really fun to be with too
  • prays that you never become friends with the other members
  • and gets disappointed and mad when he sees you texting taeyong one day
  • but deep inside he’s glad you’re able to get along well with his friends
  • spoils you with gifts and meals
  • extremely protective too

Ten:

  • two of you together = unstoppable fun
  • makes you do silly dances with him
  • and back when you were younger yall would just take random videos of them
  • somehow seems to have endless suggestions on how to spend time together
  • probably wakes you up at 2am in the morning just to tell you random & weird facts
  • isn’t really that protective because he’s so friendly he’s friends with your friends too
  • but when he needs to he can be really serious and will do anything to protect you

Jaehyun:

  • more like your friend tbh
  • you can talk to him about anything & everything
  • really supportive of you since young
  • he’d stand up for you
  • and when your parents scold you he’s always there to comfort you
  • introduces the members to you
  • and encourages you to become closer to them
  • because he trusts them
  • takes care of you really well too
  • your safety and health > anything else

WinWin:

  • would randomly text you new korean words or phrases he learnt
  • “im texting you so i wont forget just ignore me”
  • but at least 15 messages come in and you have to ask him to stop
  • treats you to ice cream
  • but when it comes to you treating him he suddenly becomes the sweetest person
  • would join you for your crazy days
  • doesnt show it but he’s actually really protective
  • lowkey doesnt want you to get too close to the members
  • especially yuta because he’s always flirting
  • but he also doesnt mind because he knows they wont hurt you

Mark:

Renjun:

  • like kun, another sweet heart
  • but sometimes when he’s in a playful mood he can get really aggressive
  • like how he always ‘chokes’ jisung and push chenle
  • but dont worry he still makes sure he wont hurt you
  • loves attacking you with tickles
  • he loves teasing you and making you laugh
  • but when you need help he’s more than willing to give you any advice
  • probably also teaches you korean even when you dont ask
  • still treats you like a baby
  • protective over you too but doesnt show and say it that much

Haechan:

  • loads and loads of fun
  • e n d l e s s
  • and he loves teasing you
  • probably spends his time trying to find ways to prank you
  • but you’re so used to it you’re not affected anymore
  • but he’s really protective tho
  • “only i can make fun my sister, anyone else who does so can fight me”
  • calls you annoying when he’s two times more worst
  • but at times he can be really sweet and nice, helping you with your laundry and chores
  • best brother tbh
  • full post here

Jeno:

Jaemin:

Chenle:

  • oh no
  • very very loud
  • “Y/NNNNNNNNNN”
  • ↑ every single time he sees you
  • hypes you up a lot and is really supportive!!
  • probably still argues with you over food
  • calls you a baby but he’s the one who acts like one
  • but he loves buying you gifts
  • and he likes it that you get along well with the other members
  • is always laughing and smiling
  • so he’s there to brighten up your day no matter what

Jisung:

  • s a v a g e
  • orders you around and asks you to do things but flinches when he sees an insect
  • “oMG Y/N HELP ME”
  • really playful
  • rejects endlessly when you suggest having yaja time
  • but despite all that he’s actually very understanding
  • like he’s never ever got mad at you? not even once
  • funny how he tries his best protect you
  • but the other members protect him even more
  • overall he’s really mischievous but can be really sweet!!
reblog to save a life

yo to all you Tumblr quality fanfic writers out there you’re wonderful homie keep up the excellent work you’re SLAYING it

but pls for the love of god

DON’T TURN THE TWO-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION SETTING ON

so for people who don’t know what that is, let me explain: when you turned on the TFA in your tumblr blog, the only person that can enter and interact with the blog is you, because the blog requires the password that sent to your phone after you turned on TFA. Other accounts can no longer access your blog content because well they don’t know the required code.

mabey you have your own reasons but just hear me out fam

like yesterday i was searching for some good fanfic but let’s be real you know how hard it can be to find a fanfic (that is not terrible) (esp fanfic smut tho) in the Tumblr community

so i searched for some fanfic recs right because they save me time and usually, the recs are 10000% GOOD (btw to all fanfic-reccomender out there ilysm)

and i came across this rec from this acc like i’d read some of her works and they were lit af so i was assuming that her reccomendations should be lit too right?

the problem is that i was in the moment,,where i needed smut,,,,more than usual,,,,(you know like one of those horny ass day for no reason),,,,anw so the recs were wide-ranging like she got everything from fluff to angst to au to smut,, and i was like,,,,, frsdhcking hell this must be my lucky day,,,,,,,

as i was happily clicking on the link and mentally preparing to read some fine ass fanfic smut,,,, the tumblr website told me to enter a password,,, i was like,, wut password fam,,, and like no big deals there’re still some more smuts for me to read right?

WRONG

most of the recs was from the account,,which turned on the two-factor thing,,,, and so i was like,,,,,whew better find some other recs no worries i have the whole day to do this,,

and to my very much horror,,,most of the other quality-smut-fanfic writers turned on the TFA too,,,,,,,

like,,,why,,,,,fam,,,,, i need an answer,,, pls reblog this to save my life and many dying souls,,,,,

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Eizen&Smols AU In which Edna has an before and after Eizen turns into a dragon outfit. She also finds the locket she gave him (will draw a comic for it as a sequel to this). 
And suppose that when she’s even older, she styles the whole thing even more to tailor it to her own style.This is right after Eizen turns after all and she spends her life with him rather than away! I’ll need time to think of an older Edna design tho, I’m generally bad at clothes designing lol (it kinda feels like I based it too much off of Eizen)

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Unsolved case, shoot the wall. Boom, boom! Unmade breakfast, karate the fridge. Unanswered question…well, what does he do with anything he can’t answer, John? Every time? He stabs it. Anything he can’t find the answer for, bang! It’s up there. I keep telling him, if he was any good as a detective, I wouldn’t need a new mantel.

anonymous asked:

hi i've been in my shell for quite a while, what are the leaks? if its okay to ask

ofc!!

someone went on a tour of studio mir and was not well enough informed so they took pictures and posted them and then studio mir made a public statement asking for the leaks to be deleted due to legal action being taken by dreamworks so very serious business!!

i didn’t see all of the leaks but the most popular ones were the very small lotor image that isn’t even worth seeing with how small it was and some keith storyboards that suggested he MAY be in lance’s sweater the rest is just photos from the studio like doodle boards and just other cool things!!

with that being said if you see any posts with this kinda content PLEASE ASK OTHERS TO DELETE THEM!! THEY MIGHT BE COOL AND SURE THE NEW CONTENT IS AMAZING BUT WITH LEGAL ACTION BEING TAKEN WE WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR SEASON 3

like people could lose their jobs due to this because they are on contract and legal actions could risk them being fired and on a lesser note if they are fired or this isn’t sorted out there will be major delays to season 3 until it is sorted out or GOD FORBID they need to find another company to animate for them

either way this is really serious so please if you see any leaks do not take it lightly politely ask them to take it down I AM IMPRESSED WITH HOW QUICK THESE LEAKS DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH THO LIKE I LITERALLY CAN’T FIND THEM!! but that doesn’t mean they are gone, that’s the crappy part about the internet they will never 100% be deleted and i’m sure they have been shared NUMEROUS TIMES on other platforms as well but the fandom here I WILL SAY DID A GOOD JOB OF GETTING RID OF IT HOLY SHIT

i know they won’t 100% be gotten rid of BUT IF WE CAN GET RID OF IT TO THE POINT OF IT NOT BEING EASILY ACCESSABLE THEN IT MIGHT LESSEN THE LOAD ON STUDIO MIR 

anonymous asked:

How can you treat a heartbreak/depression/existential crisis?

My 21 Tips on Keeping Your Shit Together During Depression

1)   Know that you’re not alone. There are people who are depressed, people who have been depressed, and people who just haven’t been hit with it yet.

2)   Understand that the Happy People are usually acting out of some genuine (albeit misguided) concern for you, that it’s coming from a good place, even if the advice feels like you’re being blamed for your disease. Telling you these things makes them feel better, even if it makes you feel like shit. (If they insist on keeping it up, see #12.)

3)   Enlist the help of a professional.  See your doctor. You need to talk about the ugly stuff, and there are people paid to listen and help you find your way to the light at the end of the tunnel. Know that it takes time to find someone you trust even if it is a professional. There are a lot of judgemental scum bags so don’t lose hope and keep looking until you find your person

4)   Understand that antidepressants will only do so much. They’re useful, they’ll level you out and give you the time you need to figure out your own path to getting well. They can be helpful. There are lots to choose from. They may not be for you, and even if they are, they take some time to kick in. Conversely, they may not be for you. Work with your doctor. Just keep in mind tho there are a lot of risks and I can go into them if you want but all in all just do your research.

5)   Pick up a paintbrush, a pencil, an activity you got joy from in the past and re-explore that.  Or, sign up for the thing you always wanted to try. There is a long history and link between depression and creativity. It’s a bright light of this condition, so utilize it to your best advantage.

6)   Eat nutritionally sound, regular small meals. If you’re having trouble eating, try to focus on what you’d like to eat. I went through a whole couple months of just eating spaghetti. It wasn’t a lot and it was once a day but it was something. My weight is something that I have always struggled with because when I get stressed/depressed/ or have anxiety I cannot eat, and it is honestly the worst. 
However, for the people that if all you want to do is scarf down crap, try to off-ramp it by downing a V-8 and doing #9 for 15 minutes, and see how you feel. Eating horribly will make you feel worse, I promise. Please eat healthy and drink lots of water, it will give you energy.

7)   While you’re doing #3, get some bloodwork done. If you’re low on iron or vitamin D, or if your hormone levels are doing a rollercoaster,  these can all contribute to zapping your energy or switching your mood.

8)   If you’re in bed and the “insomnia hamsters”, as I like to call them, are on the wheel of your head, watch Nightly Business News on PBS. This has the effect of Nyquil.  Swap out your coffee for herbal tea. If you just cannot sleep, try the next tip….

9)   Learn how to meditate. Start by focusing on your breathing. Not sleep, not thoughts. In through the nose, out through the mouth. Meditation is focusing on being present in your body, not careening around in your brain. It may not be as good as sleep but it will give you some rest and recharge you.

10) Face a window as often as you can – at work, at home. Look out into the world. Watch. Observe. Try to find something you find pretty or interesting to focus on. And, handily remember that one in five of those people out there feel the way you do.

11) Cry. Better out than in. Sometimes it’s not convenient or career-enhancing to cry, so find a private place as best you can and let the tears go. Carry Kleenex and face wipes and extra concealer if you wear makeup. You can always claim allergies.

12)  Any “friend” who resolutely believes that your depression is because you’re lazy, because you’re not trying hard enough, who blames you for not bootstrapping out of it- that friend needs to be cut off. Polite (#2) is one thing, but there is a limit. You don’t have to explain, you can just not respond. You feel badly enough, you don’t need their “assistance”. Please just cut negative people out. No company is way better than bad company

13)  Limit your time with people who drain you. You know who they are. Often you don’t have a choice- but you can put the meter on. And, subsequently, be aware of what you’re asking of those close to you.

14)  Everyone has shit they’ve got to deal with. What you have been saddled with is your shit. Recognize, just as you’re not alone, you’re also not unique. The grass may look greener, you may be jealous or envious of others who don’t have to deal with depression, but you likely do not know everything that’s going on with them. So please keep that in mind. Keep a positive mind and remember that everyone has their own battles going on that they have to handle, in a way thinking this way can really let a lot of weight off your shoulders because it reminds you that there is so much going on in this world than your own mind and its relieving.

15) Let go or be dragged. This is an old Buddhist saying. It’s a very useful way to frame aspects of depression. Betrayal, anger, fear… letting go is a process – often a painful and difficult process - but it’s ultimately going to show you the path out of this terrible place. Repeating the mantra can help when you’re feeling gripped by these feelings.

16)  Wear clothes that make you feel confident. SO IMPORTANT!! It takes as much time to put on nice clothes as it does to put on sweatpants. You will want to wear the sweatpants. Fight the urge. The whole “look good/feel better” campaign isn’t limited to cancer and chemotherapy. Or women. And honestly the more you put into yourself that the world can see the more you will get out of the world. People think its so superficial but think about it this way. Yes do not care what people think, but if people see that you don’t put any work into yourself why should they put into you, you know?

17) Avoid fictional drama and tragedy like the plague. No Grey’s Anatomy, no to The Notebook, or anything that won a Pulitzer prize. You’ve got enough going on In Real Life. Comedy only. Or trashy stuff.

18)  Simple exercise, if you can. It can be something as simple as taking the stairs up a flight, or walking around the block. It doesn’t have to be elaborate, it doesn’t have to involve climbing a mountain or running a marathon. Baby steps. Also if you can get into yoga. So many mental and physical benefits.

19) Depression will lie to you. Depression will try to tell you what others are thinking.  That you are unloved and unworthy, that others think little of you or don’t care – or even wish you harm. You are not a psychic. Keep repeating that. “I am not a psychic”.  Repeat..  Repeat..  Repeat..  Repeat..  Repeat. The only way to know what another person is thinking is to up and ask them.

20) If you are well and truly losing this battle, reach out to someone. I’ve been the random friendly-but-not-close person who has fielded the occasional outreach. I like to think I’m not judgemental and generally resourceful, and others have thought the same, so they called and asked. You know someone like me. And they will help you. You can always come to me if you need to vent or need advice. Thats the great thing about tumblr if you feel like you dont have anywhere else to go. 

21) Forgive yourself.  I’m writing out all these tips, and I can’t always muster the strength to even stick my nose outside, or walk up the stairs, or eat my vegetables. Today, I got outside for ten minutes. I will try again tomorrow. And I will try again the day after that.

This list will not cure you. This list will not flip on the happy switch. God, I wish it were that easy. But steps like this will help and one day hopefully get you out of the funk, and you will be more stronger than ever.

EXO Reaction to you getting lost and calling them for help

I thought we had one like this but I only found “you getting lost with them” so I guess I’ll do xD Xoxo, Ara~
/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise
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Chanyeol:

*Goes insane and goes look for you* “I found you jagi… are you okay? Are you hurt?”

Kris:

*Tracks down your phone* “Oh baobei… you are ten minutes away from here… I’m on my way, don’t move”

Sehun:

*Takes the squad to look for you* “I think that’s her… yes that’s her… Hello jagi, it’s us!” *Takes it very seriously*

Tao:

*Gets lost while looking for you* “This girl… I bet she moved from where she was… I’ll call her again”

Kai:

“My jagi needs me! Bye guys!” *Leaves everything he’s doing to find you*

Xiumin:

*Walks through all the city looking for you* “Jagi…. Y/N! Where are you!?”

Baekhyun:

*Takes Chanyeol to look for you* “This is like a movie Chan… we are going to save the princess… while bad guys go after us… even if there’s no one following us tho..”

Luhan:

*Find you in no time* “Hey there baobei… come get in… it’s not like I had a tracker on you or anything…”

Chen:

*Really anxious* “She isn’t here… I wonder where else she could be… I need to find her, she sounded really scared” *Eventually finds you*

Kyungsoo:

*Worried* “Jagi I need you to calm down… please tell me what you see… ask someone the name of where you are. I’ll go looking for you okay? You’ll be okay”

Lay:

“She’s lost and… and I don’t know what to do… help me hyung..” *Asks the boys for help. Eventually Suho’s people find you xD*

Suho:

“Just ask one of my bodyguards that follow you, where you are…  I mean I’ll go looking for you don’t worry” *Daddy Suho always knows where you are*

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

gothemcityshipper  asked:

Hi so i have a few requests if thats okay. 1. Evil! Tony where he has secretly been working with loki or something like that. 2. teen AU theres still the avengers and all but they are teens, and lokis good. 3. avengers meeting lokis kids with frostiron. Sorry if thats too much I'm just having trouble finding these things. Thank you

Me when I first got this ask: this is totally not too much, you are fine, this gives me more opportunities to read
Me now: This! Took! So! Fucking! Long! I’m! So! Sorry!

Anyway!

*cracks knuckles* alright friend, ive got at least a couple recs on here with that first request- dark tony working with loki in this rec list, particularly 3, 6, 7, and 9.

Now! teen/hs aus w/ the avengers. those are gonna be a bit harder lol. All of these don’t necessarily have the Avengers, but then I would have virtually no fics for this part of the rec ajkdhlfa

  1. And Everyone Knew Except Them- miaao3, G or T, No Warnings. It started as a stupid joke; Tony smacked a kiss on Loki to freak out a homophobe, except everything went belly up as soon as Loki started kissing back.
    I loved this?? So Much???? I’m so sad mia isn’t writing anymore :(
  2. What? Wait… What?- msMynx, Mature, No Warnings. Loki is entirely too busy to even think about prom. Prom is what other people did, not him.
    Hilarious, honestly. Totally something that could happen in canon, imo.
  3. I’m Your Guy- STARSdidathing, G, No Warnings. “You might be gay, but he likes girls, Loki.”
    Thor is a bad bro sometimes, and Tony is awesome.
  4. It Just Sort Of Happened- Potrix, T, No Warnings Apply (Mentions of drug abuse, mentions of attempted suicide, mentions of overdosing)
    Sometimes, Loki learns, getting in trouble is just the first step of something new and wonderful.
    Buddy,,,, this was,,,,,,,,,  angsty and wonderful

This one was difficult and annoying, bc I found Loki’s kids meeting Avengers with frostiron, but it was badly written, or gross, or some kind of shit imo. Then I found meeting Loki’s kids with frostiron! But barely any Avengers, SO, Buddy, I Tried. Honestly, this was the section that took the longest alsdkjf. (A note, I didnt go as in depth for this tag as i have for others bc i thought i spent enough time on it, but here is the link to the search terms i used. Therefore, a lot of the fics on this sec are pretty new, and im sure there are plenty of other good ones in the tag, i simply kinda didnt feel like reading them)

  1. Loki’s Brood (series)- Raven_Ehtar, T, (Past) Rape/Non-con, (Flashback) Graphic Violence (IMO violence is not that bad, and to me the non-con was glossed over)
    After the trial in Asgard for his various crimes, Loki Laufeyson walks away estranged from his people and burdened with tasks to amend his past wrongs. In so doing he also walks away with his three children - Fenrir, Hela and Jörmungandr - taking them out of the hands of the Æsir. He entrusts them to Tony Stark, much to everyone’s surprise, and what could have been a disaster turns out to work out remarkably well for everyone involved. At least most of the time.
    This entire series was amazing, I loved it, I want more right now, thank you very much. (This one has the most kids+avengers)
  2. Crossing the Line (series)- pristineungift, M, No Warnings/Graphic Violence.
    Tony Stark may not know it, but he is Loki’s.
    Not in a creepy way tho! Imo, at least lkasdf. I really loved this series honestly. Also, Angst :’> (More… adult ‘kids’, and mostly avengers tbh)
  3. Hel is Other People- Moosepelheim, M, Graphic Violence.
    “So what if I ate the cheeseburger?” Tony shouts, throwing a wrench at Loki’s head. The bastard dodges it easily as he stalks closer. “That doesn’t mean I belong to you!”
    “Oh, not to me,” Loki says lowly, a smile like honey slowly spreading its way across his face. “But with me? Surely you’ve heard of Persephone.”
    “A cheeseburger isn’t some fucking mystical pomegranate, you smirking lunatic.” It isn’t, it just isn’t. Not even close. “You aren’t even Greek!” he adds, throwing another wrench which is dodged just as easily.
    Loki spreads his hands wide, posing like the showman he is. “I think you’ll find that a pomegranate symbolizes the fruit of the dead. Your cheeseburger, made of dead flesh, was topped with fruit. It’s close enough for the symbolism to bind.”
    “Ah-hah! There’s no fucking fruit on a cheeseburger,” Tony says triumphantly, finger pointing accusingly at Loki. “I fucking win, no going back to crazy town with you. I stay here in my workshop, and you fucking leave before I call the Avengers.”
    “Oh Stark,” Loki murmurs, almost affectionately. “A tomato is a berry, you ignorant fool.”
    I’m fucking counting this bc this is one of my faves and Im justifying it by the fact that Loki’s kids are in it, albeit as adults, and more towards the end than anything else.

These last three are pretty much Loki+kids+Tony, no Avengers. But they’re all lovely nonetheless, and I would love more of these kinds of fics

  1. Hidden Within- Lynds (Incomplete, updating regularly), T, Chose No Warnings.
    Tony’s on the verge of giving up when he stumbles into Lucas and his large brood of troubled children. He knows they’re on the run, but frankly, he’s not going to live very much longer, so he doesn’t care. He just wants to hang out with the hot guy with stunning green eyes and crazy kids, and maybe fall in love with all of them. Just a little.
    When Loki finds out he isn’t Odin’s son, he washes his hands of the lot of them. He steals his children back from their prison and takes them on the run, hiding their true nature and magic in a mortal form. But then Tony comes to their aid one day, and he has to choose between keeping his children safe and hidden, and releasing his magic to save the life of a man he might be falling for.
    This is the best of the ones I read, no lie, and even tho its super new it deserves to be on this list.
  2. Late Again- andquitefrankly, G, No Warnings.
    Single dad’s Tony and Loki always bring their kids late to school. And those kids see something that they don’t: love.
    Def Loki’s kids, and… kinda an oc for Tony’s kid? However, this was delightful, and light, and fluffy. Exactly what I needed after some of the other angst heavy ones on this list.
  3. Forming a Family- siver_drip, T, No Warnings.
    Odin cast Loki’s children through space and time. Tony finds Hela.
    Seeing dad!Tony was amazing, I loved it, and Hela was a wonderful little hellion, whom I adore. More pre-slash than anything during the story