i need to do another one when i'm better at this that involves the hug ;a;

anonymous asked:

Heyyyy, your writing is life. I LOVE YOUR BLOG SO MUCH! Could you please do wolfstar headcanons where Remus has...werewolfy tendencies? Does that make sense? Like he's dominant and possessive and marky. I'm not making sense.

Thank you!!! <3 And you most definitely make sense yES:

  • Remus doesn’t like people touching Sirius too much
  • Not hand shaking, or back patting, or hair ruffling- just no.
  • Remus doesn’t like it.
  • He has an especially rough time containing this fact
  • So, because of this, Quidditch after-parties (especially ones where Sirius has done rather well in the previous game) are not his thing
  • Because that’s all people jumping on Sirius and hugging him and giving him jokingly sloppy kisses on his cheek and messing up his hair and everything that Remus and Remus only should be allowed to do
  • And he tries to just sit there and ignore it. He tries to just drink his butterbeer and not watch but he can hear it
  • He can hear the “Well done, Black!” and the hand shake and the “Fuck yeah, Sirius!” And the hug
  • And he knows that when they’re in bed together later that night he’ll be able to smell all these other people all over him and he hates that
  • Because Sirius is his
  • And if he’s going to smell like anything other than himself it will be Remus
  • So his grip on his drink slowly gets tighter and his eyes get narrower and the angrier he gets the more heightened his senses become which is not helping
  • The final straw is Angie Rosebow and Caroline Courflush kissing Sirius on each cheek at the same time and no no no those cheeks are not theirs they are Remus’ they have no right he’sminehe’snottheirsstoptouchinghimstopstopstophe’sminestop
  • And the next thing he knows he’s flinging his drink down on the table and grabbing Sirius out of their clutches and pushing him behind him and fucking growling at the two giggling girls
  • They stop their giggling immediately and stare at him in shock
  • “Whoa, Moons, alright there, love?”
  • Remus whirls around and growling out a “you’re mine” through his teeth, low enough for only Sirius to hear
  • Sirius is just as shocked as the two girls behind them are but at the same time all his blood seems to be rushing downwards because Remus is flushed and he’s got a bruising grip on Sirius’ hips and he’s fucking hot and calling Sirius his and he’s so turned on right now
  • “Y-Yeah…”
  • Remus just shoots one more glance at the party and he knows he can’t stand it anymore, “C’mon.”
  • He pulls Sirius up the dorm staircase and into their dorm room. He locks the door and throws some locking and silencing charms up which instantly makes Sirius’ heart beat faster because what is about to happen
  • Before he can think much else he’s being shoved against a wall and Remus is attacking his mouth and tugging at his clothes, “need to get their fucking scents off of you…”
  • And Sirius doesn’t really know what the hell he’s on about but if it involves taking their clothes off he’s all for it.
  • Pretty soon Remus has got all Sirius’ clothes in a pile far away from their bed and he’s just attacking Sirius’ neck and shoulders and Sirius feels his teeth so many times he thinks he’s going to pass out from the sheer intensity of it all
  • “You’re mine, Sirius. Promise me.”
  • Fuck- I’m yours. I’m yours, holy shit, Moons.”
  • He thinks he might have passed out because the next thing he knows, he’s waking up with Remus curled up next to him, much more peaceful
  • He watches Remus sleep for a little bit before he decides he better get up and get ready for classes
  • He walks sleepily into the bathroom, prepared to start brushing his teeth but stops dead in front of the sink when he sees his reflection
  • His shoulders and neck- fuck, his entire torso- his hips even, are positively covered with purple and red marks, ranging from small little nips to full on and rounded bruises roughly the size of a Galleon
  • “Merlin,” Sirius stares at himself in amazement, turning and looking over his shoulder to see more - they trail down his shoulder blades to his wing bones - light, red nail marks are sunk into his skin
  • “God, Remus.” Sirius whispers to himself, “What the- Merlin.”
  • “Morning-” James stops dead in his tracks towards the sinks, his eyes fixed on Sirius. His eyes slowly get wider and wider, “For fucks sake. What did he do to you?”
  • Sirius stutters, “I-”
  • “No. No I don’t want to know-”
  • “Morning.” Comes another, softer voice from the doorway
  • James gives Sirius a little salute and quickly names his exit (”I did not need to see that.”)
  • “Remus!” Sirius gestures wildly to himself, “Wha-” He turns back towards the mirror, “For Merlin’s sake!”
  • Remus just walks up to Sirius and wraps both arms around him from behind, gazing at Sirius in the mirror intensely 
  • It’s then that Sirius notices just how good Remus smells - not like a store bought scent though… like he’s just radiating off… him. His own thick scent that can only be described as Remus and it’s like it’s surrounding them
  • “Remus-?” But the next thing Sirius knows Remus is pressing his nose deep into Sirius’ neck and inhaling.
  • Sirius feels frozen as he feels Remus’ grip tighten, his eyes flutter close for a second before they flash back open as Remus very gently bites over one of Sirius’ already sensitive marks
  • Remus straightens back up with a pleased smile on his face, pressing a kiss to one of the larger marks on Sirius’ shoulder and nodding to himself, “Much better.”


The 100 ways to say 'I love you' femslash edition
  • 1. "I always know when you're lying"
  • 2. "You, kids; I can see it"
  • 3. "You just wake up like that, naturally flawless"
  • 4. "It's fun seeing you like this"
  • 5. "I got a bottle of schnapps and half a rhubarb pie; let's see which one makes us sick first"
  • 6. "I just want to make crazy science with you"
  • 7. "It’s a big cliff, you just have to leap"
  • 8. "I think we're gonna be really fast friends"
  • 9. "We have nothing in common... couldn’t be more different"
  • 10. "You don't deserve any of this, so just put it on me and I'll take it"
  • 11. "You might be nuts but what can I say - you're my kind of crazy"
  • 12. "Sorry I'm late. It's nice to see you"
  • 13. "Maybe I'm going to get my heart broken into a million little pieces, but those are just maybes, and you can't live your life according to maybes"
  • 14. "You said it yourself; this is about us"
  • 15. "So what are we gonna do, gorgeous?"
  • 16. "We're kind of friends, huh?"
  • 17. "Maybe we should just marry each other"
  • 18. "I double dare you; kiss me now"
  • 19. "I'm staying here because I wanna stay here"
  • 20. "Before we get started, I just want you to know, if you're a screamer, feel free"
  • 21. "I want us to be friends; would you like that?"
  • 22. "How will I survive without my best friend?"
  • 23. "I’m not afraid of you"
  • 24. "You don't have to hide from anyone anymore"
  • 25. "What the hell, you want some?"
  • 26. "I'd pick you first"
  • 27. "Would you be surprised to learn you’ve been on my mind?"
  • 28. "It is nice to have you. Here. Have you here."
  • 29. "You should come with me"
  • 30. "It was the only way I could think of to save you"
  • 31. "Don't be afraid"
  • 32. "Who can say if I've been changed for the better but because I knew you, I have been changed for good"
  • 33. "Don't forget me"
  • 34. "The geek speak is working, Doctor"
  • 35. "You need my help"
  • 36. "You are physically flawless"
  • 37. "There's someone in particular that's really worried about you"
  • 38. "I heart you"
  • 39. "I’m not going anywhere"
  • 40. "Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. I counted the number of times you’d smile at me, and I’d die on days that you didn’t"
  • 41. "Any guy would be insanely lucky to go out with you"
  • 42. "I'm under your spell"
  • 43. "I’m not gonna stop trying; even if you still wanna kill me"
  • 44. "When I'm with you I feel like I'm a better person"
  • 45. "May we meet again"
  • 46. "A lot of pressure up there"
  • 47. "Thank you for inviting me"
  • 48. "I promised you once I'd help you get your happy ending"
  • 49. "I'm so glad that I met you"
  • 50. "I just want you to be safe"
  • 51. "You're a celestial body"
  • 52. "Prettiest girl I’ve ever met, but you’re a lot more than that"
  • 53. "You are deceptively complex; I do not understand you"
  • 54. "I’ve been waiting out here all night"
  • 55. "How do you say goodbye to the one person who knows you better than anyone else?"
  • 56. "What do you like to do?"
  • 57. "You certainly know how to make a first impression"
  • 58. "I know you're in there; I can see the light's on"
  • 59. "Were we really friends?"
  • 60. "My gift to you is good memories"
  • 61. "No; I'm not leaving without you"
  • 62. "It’s good to see you again"
  • 63. "Where you go, I'm at your side"
  • 64. "Fuck this guy; so many people are gonna love you"
  • 65. "I never meant to let you down"
  • 66. "In 1698 it might as well have been sex"
  • 67. "I’ll kiss your dumb lips"
  • 68. "You’re so special to me"
  • 69. "I know that was you"
  • 70. "Never thought I'd be so happy to see someone in pain"
  • 71. "I’m going with you"
  • 72. "You're not like anyone I've ever met, in any of my many lifetimes"
  • 73. "I choose you; I will always choose you"
  • 74. "The past doesn’t matter anymore, you’re with me now"
  • 75. "I'll say it when you come back"
  • 76. "You can tell me anything"
  • 77. "I just want you to know you're safe with me"
  • 78. "You made it"
  • 79. "I always made you think your feelings for me were totally one-sided, that wasn’t true; those kisses weren’t just for practice"
  • 80. "You deserve the best of everything"
  • 81. "You’re going to hate me forever and that would just break my heart"
  • 82. "You taking something for the pain?"
  • 83. "Always"
  • 84. "I really want you to come... with me"
  • 85. "Well, if you need anything, I'm around"
  • 86. "You do whatever it takes to protect your family"
  • 87. "I release you"
  • 88. "You're still cute"
  • 89. "I need a favor"
  • 90. "I'm not leaving, friends don't do that to one another"
  • 91. "I have a cure for a headache that doesn't involve coffee"
  • 92. "Hey, look, I hugged you there! Did you see how I hugged you?"
  • 93. "Don't make me climb over this stall; I'll do it but I'll be really pissed"
  • 94. "You're my person"
  • 95. "You should have a muffin; they're really good and they help you"
  • 96. "Dance with me"
  • 97. "You deserve it more than anyone; go, let yourself be loved"
  • 98. "You minx"
  • 99. "You've change me and I am not easy to change"
  • And...
  • 100. "I love you"
RFA + Saeran and V (added) imagines: New Year’s kisses (& a new tradition)

AKA the thing no one asked for but I’m throwing in your face anyway. Everyone has their own MC and they’re at a member only party. More under the readmore.


  • Staring intently at his watch to make sure you two kiss at the stroke of midnight.
  • Starts off giggly and innocent enough, but he’s a little drunk and a lot comfortable and it gets more heated.
  • You two only stop because Saeyoung yells “WHOO GET IT BOY” from across the room.
    • Actually makes you both jump and Saeyoung is laughing loud now how is he so loud he has the projection of an opera singer.
  • “Ah, sorry, I… got a bit excited. I hope I didn’t embarrass you,” the blushing mess says.
  • “Mmm, no, I liked it. We’ll pick up where we left off when we get home.”
  • He shook. Client Yoosung Kim is experiencing latency issues. Lag in the form of stuttering and nervous laughter.


  • Literally dips you into a deep kiss (this extra mofo)
  • Y’all get yelled at too but you don’t care, you don’t stop. Everyone else is like “okay…” and kinda go about the party around you two.
  • He only stops when he says he has to or he’ll become a beast and he wants to be a perfect gentleman for you.
  • Besides you look so beautiful tonight and he already smeared your lipstick (which he wipes so it’s neat again,) he wants to and does admire you the rest of the night
    • Admires in a different way when you’re home know what I’m saying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


  • Gentle kiss that becomes giggling and a bunch of little kisses while you keep holding each other tight.
  • You two are so cute and wholesome everyone else (but Jumin) might cry. Zen and Yoosung definitely cry a little.
  • She says softly in your ear that she feels so lucky you came into her life, she feels like you’re literally God sent. This woman is an angel. You tell her so. She is literally an angel.
  • Rare earth magnet strength attached to each other the rest of the night.
    • The rest of the night.

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okenice  asked:

Hey, I was wondering if you have any meta/or have noticed some other parallels eremin has to other significant relationships in the manga? I'm interested in how much Isayama likes his parallels and one person probably cannot catch them all

Heya! I haven’t written up any posts solely focusing on Eremin parallels to other significant relationships, so I guess this will be it.

In addition to comparing Eremin to other relationships, I also want to reference certain characters and their actions as a way to further draw parallels. So characters that aren’t in a relationship with anyone, but have/are implied to have some “special” feelings for others. Realizing the similarities between those characters and either Eren or Armin (in certain contexts) makes for a stronger parallel suggesting romantic feelings.

Alright, long post incoming. Spoilers if you aren’t caught up with the manga

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anonymous asked:

hey! first off, i love your acting posts, thank you for taking time to write those! one thing i'm super curious about is how much of what we see in skam is scripted and how much is improvised, so i was wondering, are there any scenes that stand out to you (particularly in season 3 but in the other two as well) as probably improvised? also, in your experience, how much is the body language between characters usually scripted/directed and how much is it left to the actors?

AH MAN ANON, this is such a good question. First off, thank you for the love! It may not seem like it but they usually take around 2-3  hours to write (intense rewatching is crucial) haha, so it’s nice to hear you like them! <3 

Now, onto your question. It’s pretty difficult to know for sure when there’s improvising involved. As a stage actress, improvising is a skill you really need to have because on stage you have no second chances: if you or someone else messes up, forgets a line, you have to fix it right then and there and come back around to the intended scene. As a television series, SKAM has the advantage of editing and reshooting so improvising lines is not necessarily needed. Usually scripts just say the lines and a bare minimum of the actions, so that the actors can fill it in themselves. However, the script Julie posted on New Year’s Eve is quite.. detailed in actions, I think (mentioning that Even pushes back Isak’s fringe, for example, is not something I’ve seen in scripts before. That’s usually up to the actors). But who knows whether that is comparable to the other scripts. However, filming does require pre-existing knowledge on how people are going to move around, so if you improvise you need to keep it within the camera frame.

What I think are noticeable improvised moments are usually the comedic ones; comedic acting requires a quick wit and impeccable timing. So you need to give that a bit of your flair and you need to surprise your actors, so that they’ll actually laugh instead of fake-laugh. And SKAM has some strong actors in that regard; Ina Svenningdal and David Sjoholt are stand outs for me. Which is why one of the moments that I think is truly improvised is when David suddenly hugs Henrik in ‘Dette er Even’. 

Henrik had his hand out already when he suddenly got hugged, and it seems like he’s cracking up here. Tarjei is also already moving on with the scene since he’s already getting his phone out of his pocket. It’s safe to say that it’s something David decided to do suddenly: and this kind of improvising is nice, since as a director you get surprised and sometimes it’s really the thing you needed to make a scene. The last few moments of the boy squad after that dancing chicks scene, where Magnus talks about his dream about Vilde, is I think another one that shows improvisation from all the guys since they genuinely seem to laugh. (and making your laughing seem genuine is hard as hell! I think a bit of Tarjei shines through when he cracks up so hard). Other moments might be in 2.10 and 5.10 when music (the message and i’m not in love) is playing over Isak and Even interacting; you just need some material to fill in those moments so what better way than just to film your actors doing some stuff and making each other laugh.

Body language is even harder to say; I think that there is a certain amount of directions on what to do. But since Julie writes and directs, she does have the opportunity to listen what the actors want to do with the scenes. And if certain things feel unnatural to how they would act, she probably would work with them to change things around. If, once again, you want your scenes to seem genuine, you need to have some faith in what your actors are doing with your material (I have personally had some horrible experiences with directors who did not want to listen to actors’ input and that creates a fairly unsafe environment for the actors. I certainly do not see Julie as being that kind of director, from what I’ve read about her).

Basically, it’s hard to know for sure. I could probably find some other moments, but I’ll leave you with these as this ask is getting rather long. I hope I’ve answered your question! If you have any other questions or a follow up question, please do not hesitate to ask! <3

killerfangirl3  asked:

"I'm just saying a dog would help with Anxiety's depression and I would love to have one to pet too." Any ship

(Could be seen as Nightmare part 2)

Tw: dog, nervous Prince. Mentions dog abuse

(I wanted to make this fluff but idk how well I did.)

Morlaity woke up gruggedly and looked around. He was in the coms room laying on top of Romam.

He looked up to his boyfriend and smiled. Why was he so dang cute?! How was he ever so lucky to have him?

 Morliaty slowly turned so he could lean on his side and look up at his partner watching him sleep peacfully as he was drooling.

He was getting impatient and leaned up to kiss Prince on his nose. That made Roman groan sleepingly . Morlaity smiled before quickly putting his head by Romans head.

“Did you just kiss my nose?” Roman groaned.

“Yeah?” Morality suddenly felt nervous was this too far?

“Don’t worry, I loved it. It was just unexpected.” Roman said streaching.

“Well then, Morning handsome!” Morality giggled.

“Morning Second Most Handsomest Person!” Prince teased. Morality moved to give him a kiss.

“You know you drool in your sleep right?” Morality asked. Roman blushed.

“Shut up.” He said as he tried to get up.

“No, dont leave me! You’re too warm!” Morality whined putting his head on Romams chest and hugging him tighter.

“Morality, you’re on top, I can’t move unless you move first.” Roman pointed out.

“Oh then I wont move.” Morality said smiling as he put his head on Romans chest.

 Roman sighed but put his hand on Morlaitys head to play with his hair.

“I swear you’re like an energetic cat.”

“Except I’m not as energetic as a cat.” Morality started  thinking about dogs, knowing that he had to talk to Roman about it.

“No, you’re right. You’re more energetic.” Roman said. Morality lightly slapped Romans arm.

“How dare you. Now I definatley wont get up for a long time.”

“Hon, I love you, but I need to pee. I promise after I pee we can go right back to snuggling.”

“But I dont wanna move.” Morlaity complained.

“Do you wan’t me to pee on you?” Roman asked.

‘I’d rather a dog peed on me’ Morality thought.

“Nooooo.” He repied.

“Then you’re going to have to move.” Roman said.

Morlaity sighed, but had an idea.

“Fine, but only if you agree to consider getting a dog.” Morlaity said.

“Wha-” Roman was obviosuly surprised by this.

“I’m just saying, a dog would help with Anxiety’s depression and I would love to have one to pet too.” Morality said, he wanted to say more but he stayed quiet. The last time he asked about a dog was with Brianna and she got upset.

“Wait, are you serious?” Romam asked. Morality was getting nervous.

“Y-yeah. Is it too soon? I dont know how relationships are supost to work and I dont want kids just yet -not that I dont want kids, I do-but I don’t think we’re there yet-and I want a dog more than I want a kid at the moment does that make me a horrible person? Crap-I’m so sorry I-”

Morlaity was starting to shake as Roman moved to sit up.

“Hey, hey babe, its okay. Theres nothing wrong with wanting a dog or kids. I’m just surprised you brought it up. I can think of getting a dog. A dog would be a nice addition to the family.”

“So we should get one?” Morlaity asked excited.

“Well, this is Thomas’s house so-”

“I actually talked to him about it and hes cool with it! Only Logan seems to be agaisnt it, but he has said he is open to it if we can care for him-or her.”

“I think Its a  great idea.” Roman said hugging Morality closer.

They talked about it for a week, being sure to involve the others. Roman told Morality he found this a big step, but was ready to do it, he just wanted to talk to the others as well.

He also did studies with Logan on what kind of breed could work best and how to care for dogs. The night they planned to get the dog Roman was planning to stay up all night. He was watching vidoes on how to help if they were anxious dogs, alhough he saw it at least twelve times already.

“Roman you need sleep.” Morality had woken up from a dream he didnt remember. He didnt like that his partner was still up.

“But I need everything to go perfecrly Morlaity. What if they’re scared of me when we meet? I dont want them to fear me!” Roman was obviously distresses. Morality leaned towards his boyfriend and kissed his neck.

“I’m sure they will love you. You did more research than i did, and i did alot of it. Come on Roman, our new puppy wouldn’t want you to meet him while you were tired.”

“I know, but-”

“Its okay, I’m nervous too,” Morality admitted, putting his arm around Roman and rested his head on Romans shoulder. “but we need sleep. I’m going to have a hard time sleeping, can you snuggle with me?”

“Did you have another nightmare?” Roman asked frowning.

“I don’t know, I’m tired snd want a hug from my boyfriend.” Morality knew if he gave Roman a job like this it would help Roman sleep better. Roman looked hesitant.

“Just one more time-”

“Babe, you’ve watched it twenty times before I slept. I promise if you forget anything, I, Logan and Thomas will be there to remind you.”

Thomas and Logan had agreed to come. Anxiety didnt want to go for reasons unknown to them, but they respected it.

Roman was still hesitant but he put the laptop away. Deeming this a victory Morality laid down turning so his back was facing Romans.

“Can-can you hug me this time?” Roman sounded nervous. Morality turned to face Roman.

“Sure, you okay?” Morlaoty asked.

“Just nervous. I’m worried our dog wont like me.” Roman admitted.

“Dont worry we will get a dog that loves you! Its okay i can hug you, its been a while! Come here.” Morality beckoned Roman closer. Roman felt hesitant, not used to being the little spoon, but obeyed.

Morality out his arm around Roman.

“This good?” He asked.

“Can you- do you mind putting your leg around me?” Roman asked. Morality proceeded to put his leg over Romans hips.

“This good?” Morlaoty asked.

“You okay?” Roman asked, nervous he was making Morality do something he didnt want.

“Yup, this is great. I love being the big spoon, just wanted to be sure you were comfy before I fell asleep” Morality.

“Yeah, this is good .” Prince said.

“The snuggle is real!” Morlaoty let out a giggle as he said jt. Roman was quiet for a second.

“Did you just make a snuggling pun?”


They were at the pet store and Morality was too excited.

“Aww Roman look at them!” Morality was pointing at a couple Cocker Spaniels.

“Aww I wish I could adopt all of you!!” Morality cooed. Normally Roman would find his enthusiasm cute, but he was very nervous.

“They said they sometimes had puppies that out grew their spaces so they had to move them to the back. Do you want to-” Morality raced to the back before Logan could finish his sentence.

“Why wont Morality listen for once.” Logan sighed. Thomas followef Morality “to make sure he didnt play with any animals he shouldn’t.” Roman just nodded his head, looking around.

“Hey you okay?” Logan asked. Roman turned his attention to Logan.

“Yeah, why?” Roman flinched at his voice. It was cracking.

“You know, if you didnt want a dog Mortality would be okay with that right? He’d feel worse if he thought you felt forced to get a dog.” Logan said.

“No no, I love dogs, I’m just-I’m nervous, I want Morality to be happy, but I’m nervous the dog wont like me.” Roman murmured towards the end.

“Oh, well dogs are easy to please and love their owners for life.” Logan said.

“Or hate them for life.” Roman muttered.

“Do you not want a dog or-” Logan was very confused.

“I do, I’m just-I’m just nervous, this is a very big step for me. I wasn’t this nervous with Morality moving into my room because he was basically living there, but this is big for me. I’m happy about it though, i really am. Just, what if Morality finds someone better?”

“I dont see how the two correspond each other; Nevertheless-and I can’t foresee the future- however, I can tell Morality loves you a lot. You know how he felt for Brianna-”

“Exactly! What if he just saw me and liked me because I was the first guy in his sight?” Roman asked.

“If you had let me finished I would have said “how he felt for Brianna is nothing compared to how he feels for you.” Morality fell harder for you. Trust me. I was there.“ Logan turned to look at something and Roman looked in his direction. He see Morality excitedly waving the others over as Thomas smiled.

"He loves you, Roman. This is not platonic.” Logan walked towards Morality.

“You have to see her, she’s so cute I think shes the one! I want to see what you think though.” Morality was basically jumping as he dragged Roman to the end. He was surprised to see an enthusiastic Staffordshire Bull Terrier. He was trying to lick Moralitys hand through the kennel. He felt… something- an interest in her.

“Do you want to see her?” The worker asked smiling, leaning on the kennel. Morality looked up at Roman.

“Yeah, yes please.” Roman answered.

The worker took a key out and put it to the kennel, twisting it. The bull stayed in the kennel even after the door opened but still shook her tail.

“We call her Shadow. Her last owners called her nightmare. Its okay, you can come here Shadow.”

“Why did they call her that?” Thomas asked.

“They thought she was "too much of a sweetheart” and wanted a tough dog. So they just threw her back here, we call her shadow since we didnt want to connect her to her other name.“ The worker roller their eyes when she talked about the owners.

Morality winches a little but smiled sadly at Shadow.

"How old is she?” Roman asked softly putting his hand out for Shadow to sniff. She started licking Romans hand and went up to his leg and pressed against it.

“Wow she likes you already! It took us weeks before she was comfortable enough to come up to us! As for her age,” they took a hesitant breath in, “we can’t be sure but the vets put her around two to three years old.” The owner said.

“She’s so young!” Morality said putting his hand out. Thomas and Logan stayed back letting the couple get to know the dog.

Shadow sniffled Morlaity’s hand again and licked it before putting her head on his hand.

“What do you call a frozen dog?” Morality said smiling. The worker looked confused.

“He’s about to make a pun.” Roman explained.

The worker nodded their head and let out an “ah.”

“I don’t know what do you call them?” They asked curious.

“A pupsicle!” Morality grinned. The worker and Roman laughed. Shadow was still waging her tail in excitement.


It had been a couple weeks since they took Shadow in when they decided it was time for a group movie. Morality and Roman were snuggling on the side of the couch (Thomas at the other end of it, ) while Anxiety was sitting on the floor. Logan sat is the single couch. Shadow had just entered the coms room.

Shadow had gotten used to Anxiety quickly and often snuggled with him if Roman and Morality wanted the space. Everybody thought she was heading for Anxiety, but they were surprised when she jumped on the couch, near where Roman was at.

“Hey shadow!” Roman said as she jumped inbetweeb Thomas and Roman (though right behind Anxity.) She turned around and around until she was happy and laid down. Her paw was on Anxietys head, her butt was touching Thomas leg, and she rested her head on Romans lap. Roman heart leapt.

“Hey don’t take my boyfriend away from me! You already have everyone in the house falling for you.” Morality teased petting her head.

“Don’t worry, she can’t take your place.” Roman said putting his arm around Morality before kissing him. Morality grinned.

This was the best day yet.

Inspired by real events that happened to me and something a friend told me a few nights ago.


He hits the back of his head on your bedroom door as you hear him slide down until he touches ground.

“Please, talk to me.” He ask in a raspy voice, it felt genuine and sincere, but your thoughts paint it as pity and annoying, “We can think of something.”

“Go away Newt,” you call out for the 6th time tonight.

He had just come back from his trip to America and expected to find you with open arms for his welcome home hug. Instead, you feel as if you disappointed him by running to your room with tear stained eyes. By putting an enchantment lock that you practiced for what seems to be a 1000 times, and he tried to open a 1000 times before.

You hoped to be better by the time he came back. You didn’t expect him to come back a week early or that stop by your flat first on his way back to his parent’s manor. He didn’t expect the faint smell of blood or the sudden rushing to hide evidence to a self hate crime he felt determined to solve. That’s the thing of it, it always seems unexpected.

“Let me heal it at least,” he offers as he tries to slide his fingers under the door frame only to be shocked for the 1000th time, “Let me help.”

“There’s nothing to heal and there’s nothing you can do to help! Go home Newt! I don’t need you! I don’t need anyone!”

The words taste sour as it was rotten lie that hurt both him and you. It felt like daggers to him as he remembers the laughs once shared and the long talks of “what if” and “no one cares if”. He cared though, he always cared for you even when you couldn’t feel it.

“Don’t say such things, you know that’s a dirty lie and we don’t lie or hide from each other.” His words are half choked and half strained as if he was crying behind that door. “You are very important to me and my creatures and my parents and my brother. You are not alone, you are never alone! Do you hear me?!”

You remember his family, the shared dinners, watch him and his brother wrestle until you joined in. The feeling of belonging to a bunch of misfits seemed to fit in just the right way. Jokes of who would most likely take your hand would end when you’d prefer their price winning hippogriff, Joey, over any of the brothers. It felt like a sibling bond between the three, until those darks days came.

“Talk to me, I’m begging here, I love you… don’t push me away too.” He sniffled- he is crying for sure not and you feel the same daggers you stabbed into him reflect onto yours.

“Im sorry Newt, but i just cant let you see me like this. I cant let anyone see me like this. I promised to all of you-”

“I dont care how you look, i care about how you are. Dont think so low of me, show me that i can protect you still. That you’re still you.”

You lean your back against the door and cry to yourself. Loud enough for him to hear every drop fall onto the floor, but quiet enough the world doesn’t seem to stop and care. You repeat sorries and forgiveness, but he says there’s nothing to forgive.

“You’re just a little hurt- a little broken- nothing to be sorry about, i promise you that. Open the door please, I’ll tell you about my trip.” He paused for a moment to hear your response, “It involves two witches, a muggle, and a few escaped creatures.”

You choke up a laugh as you think of his amazing case and how it sounds like a start up to a joke.

“Did they all go to a pub or something?” You respond, you feel his smile as he softly laughs a ‘yes, actually, they did.’

You open the door slowly to see him look at you with teary eyes, a crooked smile, and worried look. You find yourseld wrapping your arms around him as he hold to tightly in his coat. It felt like safety the moment he got it and like home from the warmth that radiated off of him.

“I’m sorry if i stain your clothes, Newt.”
“I’m sorry if i was gone too long.”

A moment passed before you show him the damage on your arms. He cups them gently with a sigh as he then takes out his wand to heal them properly. He has practiced this spell over and over on himself for several occasions- practiced it prehaps too well.

“So tell me about your trip,” you say to break the ice, but your voice gives way to another wave of feeling like a disappointment and tears threaten to escape, “who are these people and which creature got out this time?”

Newt smiles as he pulls up your arms to his lips to place a gentle kiss on what was broken skin. Then kisses your forehead as he hugs you again, leaving you to cry what is left over. He knows when you’re hurting, when you’re trying to cover up, and he knows he can’t fix it, but that does not mean he won’t try everytime.

resistancepilots  asked:

now I'm curious—you have to tell us more about Dooku doing that ancient sith ritual that accidentally calls up force ghost qui gon (and also half a maul?? would he still be here??) and qui gon just. Refuses To Leave Him Alone,

Ok, so now I’m no longer sleep deprived and sugar high I can take another look at this with hopefully a little more coherence!

So, Dooku and Sith rituals. Blame the Dathomir zombies but somewhere along the line I came to the conclusion that resurrecting the peaceful dead is exactly the kind of thing ancient Sith Lords would have been into. But that it is both costly (requiring massive amounts of dark energy and at least some form of sacrifice) and difficult ( the Dathomir witches were likely willing, and even then it was only something Talzin could pull off).

But Dooku is nothing if not arrogant, so of course he not only thinks he can do it but he thinks it might be the edge he needs to overthrow Sidious! But all his research suggests you need something personal to pull the right personality back from the void, so he is rather limited in his options… Oh who am I kidding, Dooku wants his insolent, frustrating, yet remarkably wise Padawan back by his side ok?

Now originally I had an idea regarding him using the lightsaber as a focus, and getting a two for one with time displaced Luke, but now I realise that would have had an even better option…

From inside an ornate box riddled with complex locking mechanisms, kept in the most secure vault of his personal wing on Serreno, Dooku pulls out a fragile braid of long brown hair banded with faded threads of cotton. Qui-Gon’s padawan braid.

So Dooku thinks he has everything he needs. And he is looking forward to the prospect of having​ his true apprentice back. And here is where I need to stop for a moment, because there are two ways this could go and both are hilarious…

Dooku is very lucky - Qui-Gon is of course not fully one with the Force, and so the ritual does succeed in summoning him to where Dooku is standing over the body that he hopes to use as a vessel for Qui-Gon’s spirit.

But this is Qui-Gon Jinn, Force expert, that we are talking about. So the first option is that he just ignores the reanimation part and takes advantage of the fact that Dooku can now see and hear him to attempt to bring him back to the light.

Like you said, he just will not leave Dooku alone. And while the exorcism does technically remove the binding that keeps him nearby, Qui-Gon has decided that this is a better option that fruitlessly yelling at Anakin and Obi-Wan and just keeps showing back up. And talking. And talking.

Dooku is haunted by an “I’m not angry, I am just supremely disappointed Master.” ghost who keeps telling him truths he doesn’t want to hear. Incidentally the Republic is beginning to believe he is going insane. Because seeing the head of the enemy army use his lightsaber to point at General Kenobi and scream “Why don’t you go tell him what a marvellous job he’s done with Skywalker and leave me in peace!?!” is a little bit disconcerting…

But this Dooku should count his blessings. Because the second option is that Qui-Gon decides to go along with the resurrection.

Dooku is ecstatic! Qui-Gon returned! And in a body forced to obey his orders! How the Jedi will crumble before them!

Oh Dooku. You poor fool. Have you forgotten where Obi-Wan learnt his all his tricks? Zombie Qui-Gon is a menace. Zombie Qui-Gon insists on hugs. Zombie Qui-Gon fusses about him not getting enough sleep and reprograms the kitchen droids to make his infamous fish curry. Zombie Qui-Gon takes the initiative to teach Ventress Jedi meditation techniques and gives her blackmail when she succeeds.

Zombie Qui-Gon cannot be used on the battlefield because of his idiosyncratic interpretation of orders. “Destroy the republic base” might involve him walking up to the walls with a hammer and screwdriver. “Kill the Jedi General” involves him pulling out his best jokes because Dooku failed to specify a method and he wants to see if dying from laughter is a thing. Specifying “Kill the Jedi General with your lightsaber” results in him “losing” said weapon and since he cannot fulfill the orders, asking if the Jedi happens to have recent pictures of his boys and their new padawan.

Zombie Qui-Gon awaits the day Dooku will foolishly try to make him face Obi-Wan and Anakin. Zombie strength means he can finally give Obi-Wan the hug he deserves without him wriggling out of it.

So you see, Canon Dooku should be really, really glad that he never experimented with necromancy! 😂

Sticking with the Schuylers (34)

(Thank you for waiting so patiently for this-I had a long week that kept trying to knock me down, but luckily I pulled through thanks to optimism and ‘Times are Hard for Dreamers’ on a constant loop. Thank the lord for Amelie).

I love John Laurens, and I love his family, and I know this fic is long but I have like 16 pages of headcanon/development so do with that what you will, I love my fic baby.

(Tagging: @ellzabethschuyler also shoutout to @oosnavi for giving me lots of really good ideas on this one and also killing me with all of the Pippa + children pictures every day.)

This is a Laurens Christmas Eve. 

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There is a clear wall of sound coming from the fifth floor apartment, one they can hear from the moment they reach the stairwell. Alexander chuckles as Eliza’s grip on his hand changes. It’s a slight movement, but he’s attentive-he turns his head to face her while slowing their pace.

“That’s us,” he gestures down the hall, to a row of identical doors. Eliza nods, eyes unchanging and feigning complete comfort. That being said she is good at this-excellent, even. If he hadn’t known any better, he would have kept going along. But her breathing has slowed, visibly deep in her chest. The hand he holds in his has begun to pick up a moisture bred by nerves. He’s more familiar with the disguised symptoms of anxiety. She is much better at this façade than he is.

“What’s wrong?”

“This is a really big deal.”

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Marissonshipping scenes that are important to me (long post, be warned)

TSME act II:

Alain spontaneously jumping to protect Mairin from Draco Meteor and getting injured in the process (cared about her well being more than his own)

TSME act III: 

Mairin first asking about Alain’s shoulder and then trying to stop Alain from going after Kyogre and Groudon (”But I don’t want anything to happen to you”) and Alain telling her to go home so she’d be safe

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Adult Supervision

Summary: One-shot. Jaken’s scheme to find the Inu no Taisho’s tomb takes an unexpected turn when the Unmother brings Izayoi back from the dead. Alive in the demon’s body, Izayoi wants to make amends with Inuyasha by doing what she couldn’t before: being there.

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A/N: Inuparents Day fic. The story isn’t about their relationship, but it’s often mentioned! 

Dedicated to @wreathoflaurels, who made me love Izayoi. To me, she’s really your character!

“I have come back, Inuyasha… Back from the world of the dead.”

Izayoi was aware of something channeling her, tugging at her spirit—disturbing her peace.

“Stop hurting her!” A man screamed from the outside.

“Your son,” the thing whispered. “The man is your son.”


“Are you okay?” A girl’s voice sounded close by.

“Who’s there? Who are you?” Izayoi asked the darkness.

“I am the Unmother.”

“Kagome, you and her, get out of here!” Inuyasha barked.

“I think not,” Sesshomaru’s voice scorned.

“It’s a trap,” Izayoi realized. She started fighting the demon’s grasp, feeling the strength of the souls which formed it—mothers mourning children who would never come home.

Their intentions weren’t good.

“This place… Where is it?” Inuyasha asked.

“Nowhere!” Izayoi wanted to yell. “It’s an illusion!”

“At the bottom of the spirit world,” the Unmother answered. “I must be crossing over very soon.”

Izayoi would have groaned if she could. Stuck inside the Unmother’s body, she was able to read her like a book.

Inuyasha would die.

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I'm So Sorry

Request by anon: a scenario where you come back home after having a terrible day and you snap at jay who’s really worried about you and then you have a big fight and you end up breaking down in tears? happy ending pls

I’m trying to improve my writing of confrontation, so bare with me guys, haha. I have three more Jay Park requests in my inbox, so J Walkerz look forward to that, I guess :P-Admin Kitty
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You could hear them sniggering all the way through their meal, their preying eyes on you, waiting to spot more imperfections.  “She’s sort of chubby too..” You heard one of them murmur and the other one made a sound of agreement as you avoided their table yet again. You picked up the empty glasses from the elderly couple, trying to smile and look cheery for the customers even though there was literally a gaggle of girls on the far table laughing at everything about you. As you turned around the carry the drinks back into the kitchen, you heard another say, “Her body isn’t even that nice.” Someone agreed, saying, “Yeah. You would have thought Jay being a bum guy would have gone for a girl with a better bum…”

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  • Pairing: Klaine
  • Word count: 15k
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  • Read on [AO3]
  • SummaryBlaine wants to meet his soulmate more than anything - until he realizes how fragile love can be. From that moment on he refuses to go out there and open himself up for the thing he’s always longed for. If he doesn’t meet his soulmate, there’s nothing to fear, right? Only life has different plans for him and every road not taken leads him straight to the man he’s never wanted to meet. A soulmate story.
  • Author’s note: Written for the Blaine Anderson Big Bang 2015. Warnings first: There’s the necessary evil of homophobia and violence in this story. Other than that I think it’s pretty safe to read, but if it bothers you, then maybe this story might be triggering for you.Now to the more pleasant part: I want to thank @greninjaaaa for her gorgeous art for this post and if you’re on tumblr, you should definitely give it some love. ♥
    A special thanks as well to the mods of the Big Bang who showed way more patience with me than I deserved. Thank you for organizing this amazing event that gives us the chance to get in touch with more people.And last but not least, the person who was forced to read this entire thing with all its glorious mistakes. Thanks to @frumiousme for being my beta. I wasn’t the easiest candidate for this job, but you helped tremendously.Thanks to everyone who’s reading, especially those who might leave me a comment. I hope you enjoy the ride. ♥

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sunflower-lilies  asked:

20 Naruhina please ;-)

20. friendzone



“I don’t know what you see in me, Hinata.”

The words echo in my head for a minute, leaving me numb and empty. I turn to look at him. In the darkness, I only see his silhouette: the outline of  his spiky hair, his profile, his slender neck, his Adam’s apple, his broad shoulders. Even barely visible, he is beautiful to me. So beautiful that I ache. So beautiful that it breaks me. So beautiful, and so miserable, that a knot forms in my throat.

“I’m not the kind of person you deserve,” he continues, turning his head to a side, so that the dim moonlight filtering through the window of his room illuminates his eyes a little. They are blue and dull, and I have never missed his smile more.

“Why?” I half sob, half whisper. “Why are you like this?”

Why are you so sad? Why are you so rotten? Why do you hate yourself as much as I love you?

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pixie-dustss  asked:

I'm so sorry accidentally pressed the ask button and I haven't finished the ask yet OMG I'm so clumsy. to continue the ask, It'd really lovely to see Hiccup's reaction towards Astrid's suddenly being cuddly. I love you, your blog, your fanfictions. you're awesome <3 thank you so much! <3

A/N: Hi!! <3 Don’t worry about it, I don’t mind. I’m so glad that you’re enjoying my writing, though! Thank you so much!

I kind of tweaked the prompt a little, I think? I’m not sure- I kind of just wrote whatever came to mind when cuddling was involved. If it’s not exactly what you were looking for, please let me know!!! I hope this is something relative to what you were hoping for- it’s all just… fluff, really. Pure, pure fluff. Please enjoy! :’) Set after RTTE S2, but they’re still on the Edge… because convenience for writing, I guess? Haha.


Hiccup smiled fondly to himself as he carded a hand through the blonde’s hair.

Her toned arms, lacking their typical strips of leather and fur, were looped tightly (though not uncomfortably) around his neck. She lacked her pauldrons, let alone anything vaguely reminiscent of armor. She was dressed in nothing but a green tunic, light and worn- one that previously belonged to him- in addition to a pair of cropped leggings. In regards to her legs… they, too, were wound around his own. The two were essentially tangled up in one another- but Hiccup didn’t mind whatsoever. In fact, he enjoyed it.

The rise and fall of Astrid’s chest against his own was steady and comforting. The Hofferson radiated a certain warmth; one that was reassuring and soothing to his tired bones. There was nothing more satisfying than returning back to his hut on the Edge after a long day of adventuring- and mapping- with Toothless, Astrid, and Stormfly. Their dragons were in their respective stables, most likely taking their own well deserved rest for the evening.

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anonymous asked:

In your opinion, what form of love do you think that Naruto held for Sakura (I'd like to know for a fic that I'm trying to plan out, and could use another's thoughts to even out my own)? Romantic (my best guess)? Fatuous?

While I don’t ship NaruSaku I’d say Naruto genuinely loved Sakura for a majority of Part 2. His “love” in the beginning Part 1 seemed to be nothing more than a shallow crush with no more depth than Sakura’s “love” for Sasuke, but as the manga progressed he seemed to genuinely care about Sakura on a deeper level than just seeing her as a “pretty girl”. He cared more about her feelings and well-being than his own even by the time he saw her hugging Sasuke in the hospital. That look he gave them? That look of hurt followed by something else? That’s the look someone gives when they’re okay with something so long as the other person is happy, and that seems like a romantic type of love to me. He was willing to let her go if that meant she’d be happy. And then he makes the Promise of a Lifetime to bring Sasuke back to Sakura, a promise he knows could result in Sakura ending up with Sasuke, but he’s okay with that because at least Sakura’s happy. He hates seeing her sad, and Sasuke being away makes her sad.

I’ve always been of the opinion that love has to be selfless as well as selfish. Naruto’s actions regarding Sakura, for the most part, are selfless. He doesn’t try to bring Sasuke back with some expectation that Sakura will go out with him because she owes him one, he tries to bring him back so Sakura will be happy having Sasuke around again. This is regardless of his own feeling of wanting to bring Sasuke back because he’s his friend, we’re strictly talking about his promise to Sakura, which was made as a direct response to her pleading for him to bring Sasuke back to her. This did change a little after the fake confession, but we’ll get to that.

Now the question I would ask is why Naruto loves Sakura. Sure they retconned the shit out of this in The Last, but let’s pretend that piece of shit doesn’t exist and go off the actual manga. Naruto, above all else as a child, wanted to be seen as a person, not a monster. He wanted to be treated like a normal guy. Sakura may have been a bitch to him but she treated him like a person, which was more than you could say about half the people Naruto knew growing up. It’s similar to how he fell in love with became rivals/friends with Sasuke. As he spent more time around Sakura he grew to respect her as a strong kunoichi, someone reliable who cared about him and who he cared about, someone he trusted. Sakura accepted Naruto as he was, and that was something truly special to him. As time went on his feelings became more complicated, which is why I’d say their development at least on his end would’ve taken on the depth associated with love.

I’m not the best expert on NaruSaku though so I’m sure actual NS shippers could discuss this much better than I. But yes, I’d say Naruto genuinely romantically loved Sakura for most of Part 2 and towards the end of Part 1. They had the long-term relationship and intimacy, he had the selfless desire to see her happy. So…I guess the NS love from Naruto’s POV would be closer to companionate love, if we’re going by Sternberg’s Triangle Theory. They never quite reached a level of passion between them, at least not in a romantic sense. There wasn’t any lust or sex involved, at least in my opinion. One could argue that Naruto thought Sakura was sexy, but really most of the times he’s complimented Sakura it wasn’t for her physical appearance per se, or at least not the typical sexualized physical features one would expect (forehead? really?). I suppose one could also argue that they had passion in that they would sacrifice their own hopes and dreams to make each other happy and they repeatedly saved each others’ lives, but if we counted that then Naruto would be passionately in love with half the people he’s talked to…

Now, after her fake confession, Naruto’s feelings get a little muddied, because Sakura broke the intimacy and trust between her and Naruto by lying to him and attempting to kill Sasuke, arguably the most important person in Naruto’s life at this point, and wrongly believing that Naruto only wanted to save Sasuke for her sake, disregarding the fact that Naruto cared about Sasuke too. Naruto understood why Sakura did what she did, as stupid as it was, and he seemingly went back to acting the same way he did before when he referred to her as his girlfriend to Minato, but he’s just the kind of guy that would pretend things are alright even if he’s hurting. We saw that with Dark!Naruto. He’s the kind of person that bottles shit up if he’s not incredibly pissed off enough to tell things like it is (though I guess the whole “I hate people who lie to themselves thing was him telling it like it was). But even with that I’d say he still had genuine feelings for her, but they’d need communication and closure for Naruto to truly accept and trust Sakura after that confession, I think.

BUT, and this is the big BUT here, if you’re talking NaruSaku and not just Naruto’s feelings, NS has the big problem being that Sakura doesn’t reciprocate Naruto’s feelings. From her POV I’d say there’s definitely intimacy, but she feels no commitment to Naruto, she feels commitment for Sasuke. Naruto’s feelings for Sakura surpass her feelings for him, and while this could’ve changed (and it was even hinted heavily that this was going to be the case) it never truly did. This is one of the reasons why I don’t ship NS, the feelings are definitely far from mutual and this is hammered in repeatedly, just as NH lacked Naruto’s reciprocation and SS lacked Sasuke’s. NS had the advantage of actual fucking development and potential for reciprocated feelings, but it was a case of “so close yet so far”.

But if we’re strictly talking Naruto’s feelings, yes, he loved Sakura. And no, it wasn’t over a fucking rivalry with Sasuke.

anonymous asked:

Hello, I am writing because I'm facing a most dreadful problem - my house is entirely devoid of ghosts! I am completely at a loss as to what to do in this situation. Is there any advice you could provide?

First of all, introduce yourself. Write your name on a piece of paper, light a candle, and burn said. Greet your home whenever you enter, you never know who will be listening.

The loudest ghost stories involve objects moving and sensations and sounds and all manner of things. Lovely, but most certainly not the complete story.

The quietest ghost stories are never told.

Stories of found keys, or suddenly remembered appointments, or food tasting better than it ought. Of cool breezes, feeling especially pleasant, on too hot days. Of warm drinks, especially comforting, on too cold days.

Smile in the mirror when you pass it.

The quietest ghost stories involve milk remaining proper a day or two longer the “best by” date, of fruit being a bit sweeter, of rain drops making a particularly pleasant cadence against the windows.

Knock gently upon the walls as you walk from one room to another. Not always, but sometimes, when you need a hug and an affectionate touch.

The quietest ghost stories are suddenly remembering a line from your favorite book, or a quote from your favorite movie. Sneezes going unsneezed, phones charging a bit faster, a bed feeling particularly comfortable as if unseen hands tightened up the sheets and fluffed the pillows.

Calm your fears of living in an unhaunted home and quietly appreciate the range of flavors the eldritch world presents. Your surprises will be pleasant.

Meat Man and Spinach Can headcanons

Meat Man and Spinach Can get into a lot of disagreements that turn into heated arguments, usually over health and lifestyle trends. None ever involve insults or anything personal, they simply devolve into the two angrily screaming their opinions at each other until one of them gives up and agrees with the other. Despite this, the two claim to be ‘friends’ and are pretty much inseparable.

Part of the reason Meat Man and Spinach Can disagree so often is because their opinions and beliefs change so frequently they sometimes have trouble keeping up with themselves. What might they might consider healthy one minute might be considered the leading cause of death (or worse, dental greying) the next.

No-one knows what animal Meat Man came from. His incredible size has made the question a topic of interest among those who encounter him. When asked about it, Meat Man will change the subject. All attempts to obtain samples of the meat for DNA testing have resulted in serious injury and mysterious salmonella.

Meat Man secretly wishes he was canned, and Spinach Can secretly wishes they contained meat instead of spinach. Both are envious of all canned meats.

The two usually have a refrigerator as a ‘side friend’, who they tend to ditch for another refrigerator after a week or so.

Meat Man stole Spinach Can from a grocery store, singing confidently the whole time. Everyone simply watched him shoplift, too frightened and confused to stop him. I mean, what would YOU do if you saw a giant anthropomorphic slice of meat walking out of a grocery store with a large can of spinach without paying? Meat Man then brought Spinach Can to life through methods he refuses to tell anyone.

Although they don’t need to eat, Meat Man makes Spinach Can eat so their spinach replenishes. Meat Man eats the spinach for reasons he refuses to tell anyone. Spinach Can hates this but can’t stop him.

As much as they try to pretend otherwise, the two know next to nothing about how the human (or any other species) body works. What little they do know is skewed, inaccurate, or just plain wrong.

When Meat Man goes outside, particularly in hot weather, he attracts a lot of flies. However, despite never being refrigerated, he somehow never spoils.

Meat Man and Spinach Can believe that contacting other worlds/realities is an abominable act. Telephones can act as a link between worlds/realities, and for this reason they grow very uncomfortable when a phone rings or is used.

Meat Man (on most days) believes the trend of eating meat uncooked was one of the better things to happen in dietary history. It still causes grey teeth, though.

Submit Anon: I'm Just Not That Into You
Woahhkay, so this story needs some background. ‘Round about sophomore year of high school, I was coming out of a… pretty dang bad stage of my life. Consistent bullying through middle school and freshman year had left me rather bitter, jumpy, and timid, and I had joined theatre class to try and improve my situation. I should also mention that I have an extreme aversion to touch, especially unexpected and restraining touch (i.e. someone grabbing me from behind), and, at the time of this story, an equally strong aversion to romantic relationships of any kind. Now, in my high school, Theatre 1 was a general education class that you could take for your required art credit, so there was a pretty high ratio of slackers to actually interested kids.

Enter the weeb of this story, who we’ll call M. (For reference, my name will be known as F.)

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bro, kissanime, i love your site, but wtf is this???

*ahem* I suck at putting my thoughts in an eloquent and coherent manner but I’m going to try my hardest to do so without sounding totally assholish and stuff. Please forgive me if I sound “bitchy” or overreacting to this topic but this is something I feel the strong urge to address.

I’m not gonna lie: I use KissAnime for my good ol’ anime needs. Yes, I know I should be watching it legally, but that’s a discussion for another day. I came here to rewatch episodes 7 and 8 of Yuri on Ice because, as the entire fandom knows, these episodes were very impactful (7 with the kiss scene, 8 with the #PrayForMakkachin). 

So I scroll on down, going past season 3 of Haikyuu!!, smile at the fact that Yuri on Ice is now ranked #2. 

And then I see the tags.

“Genres: Shounen Ai, Sports”.

Okay, okay, sports is understandable. After all, that’s exactly what it is - a sports anime. Figure skating falls under the sports category, just like volleyball for Haikyuu!! or soccer for Days or rugby for All Out!! It’s pretty self-explanatory.

But this…this other tag? The Shounen Ai tag? Now that piques my curiosity, heh, because, ya know, Yuri on Ice is to shounen ai as Code Geass is to romance. It is so completely far from shounen ai (and, to an extent, yaoi) that I am failing to comprehend why the mods tagged it as such.

If I were to describe shounen ai to someone who couldn’t tell the difference between that and yaoi, I would say this: “Shounen ai focuses on the more romantic relationship between males while yaoi, as you know, is the lustful, sexual aspect” (If any of you have a better explanation that my crap one, lol, feel free to give one). KissAnime describes shounen-ai as “anime whose central theme is about a relationship (or strong affection, not usually sexual, between two boys or men. Shounen ai literally means ‘boy love’, but could be expressed as ‘male bonding’.” Anime that is considered shounen-ai on KissAnime (and by a lot of people, I guess) are Junjou Romantica, Loveless, Gakuken Handsome, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Papa to Kiss in the Dark, DRAMAtical Murder, and Gravitation (out of all of those, I’ll admit that I’ve seen some of Junjou Romantica and Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, and I’ve watched all of Gravitation and I own all of the Gravitation manga]). I’ve also read my fair share of manga that are considered shounen-ai or yaoi, so I like to think that I’m fairly educated within this subject. I may not be able to go super in-depth with it like someone who likes this genre could, but I know enough.

I also know that what I am about to address has been addressed many times already by people who can talk about this way better than I can. There have many a people who have beautifully discussed why Yuri on Ice isn’t a shounen-ai, and my points are more or less the same. But, there are still people who still say otherwise (and some of them have been more than a bit rude about it), so I will be glad to restate and add-on to these points and spread more awareness.

Yes, Viktor and Yuuri kissed. I’m still geekin’ out over that - the whole fandom is, too. It’s not really because everyone is a bunch of crazed fangirls and fanboys, but because we realized just how fucking important that kiss was. We all know about Japan and its view upon homosexuality. We all know about its strict censorship laws and the more conservative thinking it has, and we definitely all know how homosexual characters are treated in anime (for those who don’t, here’s a hint: it’s not that good). Honestly, homosexuality is something that is joked around with in anime, and I’m sure plenty of you know what I’m talking about: the ones that are in denial about their sexuality until the pretty female lead comes along and sets them straight (no pun intended); the ones whose homosexual tendencies mean that they are weird and strange as fuck; the ones who harass those of the same sex for shits and giggles. Yeah, there are many who seen that type of anime or read that type of manga. Those are tropes that, when I was younger, I didn’t think much about, but now, I know that even though it’s for the sake of so-called “comedy”, those are tropes that are impressionable and can produce harmful effects. 

And we also know about the tropes that happen in shounen-ai or yaoi. I can hear some people now saying, “But shounen-ai has gay characters in a gay relationship and I’m 10,000% sure that is Yuuri and Viktor so????” And you’re right - shounen-ai does have gay characters in a gay relationship, but that relationships in shounen-ai and yaoi, unlike Yuuri and Viktor’s, have a tendency to be not fucking healthy. I’m not sure if there’s a shounen-ai manga or anime that portrays a normal, romantic relationship between the two male leads, but I sincerely doubt, because the things that keep the fangirls comin’ back for more are seriously messed-up. Once again, y’all should know what I mean: the whole “He treats me so coldly and says emotionally scarring things to me but I know that deep down inside he totally loves me!” and “We may have had plenty of sex and we admitted our love and affection to each other but eh, I’m still not sure about this???” and “We’re two dudes that happen to kiss and do other romantic things but it doesn’t really mean anything honestly - whoops, looks like I’m in love with I think I guess lol” and, most especially, “I’m going to be so servile to his every whim and overly-fucking-emotional and he’s like, barely emotional and is obviously the dominant one because there’s no such thing as being equal but it doesn’t matter because he loves me!!!!” That last one I’ve seen in a lot of uke-seme arguments, which basically goes as “Saki cries a lot and he overreacts so much while Tsuya is stuck in nonchalant mode but sometimes he hugs Saki after refusing to acknowledge his existence for months on end so obviously Tsuya’s the dominant and their ship name should be Tsuki!” (Saki and Tsuya are Names I Made Up™). And yes, I was one of those people, and hell, I’m guilty of writing things involving some of those very tropes as recently as my junior year of high school (I’m currently a senior). But I have since made an effort to stop all of that because I’d realized that a normal, meaningful relationship is where the two people are shown as equals, not who’s submissive and who’s dominant (which is why idgaf whether or not someone complains if I put MikaYuu or YuuMika or USUK or UKUS and I’m going to stop there because that’s going to lead to my thoughts about ship names).

Basically, the point is that shounen-ai is full of these tropes and points that do not accurately show how a true homosexual relationship works, looks like, etc. They usually pander to fangirls’ (and hell, I guess the author’s) fantasies or whatever. As many people have said before me, Yuri on Ice is taking all of those tropes and kicking them out the fucking door. It’s true, it really is true. Take a moment to reflect on how Viktor and Yuuri have treated each other, how they have interacted with one another, how they have shown their love and respect for one another, and compare it to the tropes that I’ve mentioned (and the other points that other people have made but I did not mention here). Do they look like they fit what would normally make a “good” shounen-ai story? Do they really have that kind of toxic relationship to you? 

No, no they do not. 

All of their growth and development are not representative of your stereotypical shounen-ai story. Nothing is rushed, nothing is idealized. Viktor and Yuuri care for one another, they treat and view one another as equals. If one makes a mistake and accidentally hurts their partner (as we all seen when Viktor made Yuuri cry), then they realize the mistake they’ve done and takes the time to hear how their partner feels instead of shutting them up with a magical kiss that will make everything all better. Yuri on Ice does not solely focus on romance, which is usually the case with shounen-ai. It’s a fucking figure skating anime with all the fucking figure skating terms and stuff that just so happens to have a nice, refreshing, developing, and well-portrayed romantic relationship between two characters that happen to be male. The main focus is Yuuri winning the Grand Prix. And that “male bonding” KissAnime mentions is fucking vague. At this point, Haikyuu!! is a shounen-ai. One Punch Man is a shounen-ai. FMA, Code Geass, Rurouni Kenshin, Black Cat, Inuyasha, Erased, Attack on Titan, One Piece are all shounen-ai  because they all have male bonding. Wow, who would’ve known that?!

This brings me back to their kiss, that kiss that gets me fucking grinning every time I think about it. Just because they kissed doesn’t automatically make it shounen-ai, and it’s so fucking weird the genre was added like that when it is simply not the case. To mark Yuri on Ice as shounen-ai will produce a certain reaction to those who have never seen, and frankly, that reaction will most likely not be good. Yuri on Ice isn’t the first anime to portray a healthy and normal relationship - apparently No. 6 is (now, I haven’t seen that anime, so I’m not going to talk much about it). But it doesn’t matter whether or not it’s first, second, third, whatever - it’s the fact that Yuri on Ice basically said “Fuck you” to all of the harmful tropes that so many have grown accustomed to seeing in anime. They are literally making history, and I’m just so fucking proud of MAPPA and the director and the writer. Until the day Kubo and MAPPA come out and says “Yuri on Ice is shounen-ai!”, then it shouldn’t be identified as such.

I doubt the tags will change; the mods on KissAnime have a tendency to be really iffy characters. But I hope they change it. I’m sorry for this rambling mess, but I felt as though it was something that needed to be said. Feel free to add-on or give your own thoughts. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to continue my original goal of rewatching those two episodes and being proud.

Cheers to Yuri on Ice for making history.