i need to be at this party tho

teacher!hip hop unit


  • teaches history
  • sits behind his desk when not teaching
  • the type of teacher who bumps up your 88 to a 90 bc he’s ‘cool’
  • also the type to always have parties in class
  • and will pass around paper for students to sign up for the food they’re bringing bc he’s not gonna bring any


  • teaches literature
  • quotes poetry a lot
  • gives zero f*cks
  • wears glasses to look smart but he don’t need them
  • always has a book with him wherever he goes 
  • fake reads to avoid students


  • a lot of students have a crush on him
  • walks around with a smirk on his face all the time
  • everyone’s fave maths teacher
  • has mnemonics for every equations
  • says good morning to all the kids that pass by his door


  • english teacher
  • teaches slang
  • raps lesson plans to get ‘hip’ with the kids
  • the kids think he’s weird
  • plays english movies all the time
AUs no one asked for
  •  I’m sleeping over at my friend’s flat from university after study group and just got woken up in the middle of the night by their roommate, who is sitting in the kitchen, listening very loudly to the dirty dancing soundtrack and crying. Like wtf, I didn’t even know they had a roommate and normally I would yell at you but damn you are cute. You really need to stop tho dude, its 4am, some people in this house want to sleep AU
  • I am a barista and you are a customer who comes in every day and orders the same thing and today my friend brought you with them, I didn’t even know we had mutual friends and WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY YOUR NAME HAVE I REALLY BEEN WRITING A NAME THAT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO YOURS ON YOUR CUPS FOR OVER HALF A YEAR WHY HAVE YOU NEVER CORRECTED ME AU
  • The house party me and my friends threw kinda escalated and after throwing out everyone I found this half naked person passed out in my bed but I can’t be bothered to wake them up now so I’m just gonna go to sleep and deal with it in the morning, they are kind of cute anyway AU
  • (or alternatively) I just woke up in a stranger’s bed and I’m half naked, I cant remember anything about yesterday besides that the party was great and that I got absolutely wasted AND OH MY GOD THERE IS A HOT PERSON NEXT TO ME IN BED AND THEY ARE NOT WEARING MUCH WHAT DID WE DO YESTERDAY AU
  • We work out at the same gym and you are my declared rival because we have the same workout routine and you are always better than me and on my way to the locker room I passed you in the shower where you were singing the opening of hannah montana and I can still hear you and you switched to the lion king now and even though I hate you I think I am kind of in love with you AU
  • I’m hiding in the bathroom of a restaurant from a spectacularly awful tinder date and you are in a similar situation because a guy at the bar just won’t stop hitting on you and now we are planning an epic escape together even though we only met ten minutes ago AU

idk but what really gets me about overwatch is that its entire marketing tries to convince us that it’s this huge band of heroes who have come together to maintain world peace and achieve Great Things

while in fact that’s what they used to be and what you have now is a family consisting of an ape, two lesbians and a supercomputer having illegal dinner parties in a derelict government facility

the three former leaders of the organization are all presumed dead and pass their time not really disputing that claim considering two of them are currently holed up in a fucking necropolis, and the other one is a constantly decomposing emotional fog

like you’re supposed to imagine this grand force for Good, but then jesse mccree is getting shitfaced in a dingy bar in dorado while sombra sends sneaky update pics of him to reaper, who is currently too busy creeping on a family just because the guy’s flat butt reminded him of his ex husband

hanzo ‘midlife crisis’ shimada shoots dragons out of his nipple but you couldn’t tell that looking at his art student undercut and piercings, and his not-dead (notice how that’s a suspiciously recurring theme in this game?) brother is probably currently at a cosplay convention losing a ‘best genji costume’ competition

like maybe one day they’ll all come together and find common ground and actually do something, but for now they’re just a bunch of weird people in different stages of washed up trying to make ends meet, and it might be the most relatable thing about the whole entire game

Random Wild Theory Time

It’s way too soon for so much work and theorizing but I was watching this interview…

When asked about their favorite episodes most agree its either 6 or 13 but Joshua hops in and says “I gotta go with number 4 nobody else actually like generally mentions four when we get asked that question but I loved shooting episode 4.  Can’t talk about what it is but it’s awesome.” 

According to IMDb (which granted isn’t always reliable)  it states that Andi has a party at her house.  So yeah I could see why that would be fun for them to film but there’s something else.

This actor named Garren Stitt is also going to be in this episode and he’s a recurring character. He’s credited with 4 episodes in the first season.  So this is all just a theory but maybe he will be a boy that Cyrus likes?  Garren signed that post on IG as “Marty from the party.”  That is something I can totally see Cyrus calling him.  He doesn’t know him well at first he’s just “Marty from the party.” This is all just a guess of course but I need Cyrus to find a boy to be cute with. 

I’m probably wrong but I thought I’d share this anyways.

People seem to be getting their copy of the zine so here’s my full piece for @krazehkai‘s FE Cafe Zine!! Thanks again for all your hard work and for inviting me to participate in the zine, Kai! And thanks to everyone who bought a copy!!

Please do not repost, edit, or use my art!

ok but every time i make a post about finn being force sensitive i always get asks and replies about how he doesn’t need to be force sensitive to use a lightsaber and be awesome like……. yeah i know that lmao that is 100% not the point i was trying to make. the point is that lucasfilm deliberately used their only black lead in 6+ films to do a classic switcheroo with their white lead because they clearly want her to use the lightsaber and the force in these films. like finn’s storyline regarding the jedi at this point can be summarised as binch you thought!!!!!! and if u don’t think it’s fucking revolting for certain parties to act as tho john boyega carrying that fucking movie doesn’t make him worthy of being treated like the male lead that he is then congratulations i guess good for u  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

got7 working at a grocery store

Originally posted by letaliabane

@jingogi was telling me abt this supermarket in her country called jason’s that she always calls jaebum’s and then this happened


  • the manager
  • the youngest manager at the grocery store ever
  • honestly doesn’t know how he went from bagging to manager so fast but he’s pretty sure the owner of the store has a crush on him
  • everyone who works there thinks he’s so cool bc he’s like,, pretty much the best at leading and will always fix a sticky situation with what seems like zero effort
  • but jaebum can assure you every time someone comes into his office with a question his mind is just screaming AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK!! FUCK FUCK 
  • “hey!! how can i help you? :))”

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hold my beer

Ok so this is yet another idea that I will NEVER have time to write (for those that follow my Cross the River one shots, I’m still sorry for inflicting the half finished fics on you haha. But I’m not sorry for inflicting this idea on you

Three words:

Drunk. Ladynoir. Wedding. wait is ladynoir even technically a word?

  • It’s quite a few years into the future and Adrien and Marinette are happily revealed and happily married. Everything’s just friggin peachy
  • One day there is an akuma, a girl who got dumped by a dickhead bf for another girl and then goes on a rampage to show everyone she is ‘good enough.’ After they defeat her, they try to cheer her up
  • Chat, being Chat, thinks that being a flirt will help boost her self-esteem, bc, you know, getting flirted at by a superhero is an ego boost no matter how sad you are
  • Lo and behold, it backfires
  • The girl (lets call her Ada) gets pissed off that Chat is flirting with her right in front of Lady, because “Aren’t you guys like, together??”
  • Chat backpedals, Lady facepalms. No it’s still not official or public that they’re together (keep work separate from home, yknow what I’m sayin, and besides, it’s unwise to let Hawky know the full extent of how much they care for each other because they don’t want to be emotionally manipulated in battle)
  • The girl is like “shit I thought you guys were like.. the perfect relationship. Obviously not. If even you aren’t together, then where’s the hope for me…. sighh….” :’(
  • Ada is so upset that they decide to let her in on a little secret. That in their civilian lives… they are married
  • Ada is all,  :’D omg seriously
  • (^..^) and >(:-:) are like, yeah, but dont tell anyone. It’s a secret. ((SLAPS YOU WITH HEAVY-HANDED FORESHADOWING)) Hey I know what’ll cheer you up, Ada. Lets go out for drinks!
  • AND SO MY FRIENDS, that is how Adrien and Mari end up spending a night on the town with a recent akuma victim as Chat and Lady…

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jay-leno-incarnate  asked:

What's the story behind the guy calling you a petulant whore??

Oh good lord, that was from awhile ago. I GUESS WE’RE DUE FOR A STORYTIME?

I was in an online D&D group with a bunch of guys in 2016. DM was a woman, and I was the only woman player. Some of the guys were particularly awful, and liked to bully her around since she was a new DM, and make a lot of nasty jokes about me and my character being female (sexual jokes, mainly). Even when I asked them not to, they shrugged me off. They also promoted this belief that women were inherently stupid at D&D, and that I didn’t know what I was doing. I could’ve left, but I refused to have them run me off, and instead had my character go full campaign villain on them. So now they had to fight against this “woman who doesn’t know what she’s doing” - except I had more gaming experience than all of them combined, which proved troublesome for them. Since all this happened, all of the other guys have come to me and apologized for their behaviors. Well, all except one.

ONE PARTICULAR DOUCHECANOE, the one who had been the worst the entire time, was so overwhelmingly outraged by this. He was really bad at doing anything game-related that wasn’t just rolling a dice. He couldn’t think outside the box, he was terrible at puzzles, he also didn’t like communication. Well, on his last day in the group, he was also really shit at rolling dice too - luck was not on his side. He tried to take me on without any of the rest of the party, or without prepping himself whatsoever. When he rolled badly, he demanded rerolls, making a fuss that it wasn’t fair that I was winning, much to the annoyance of even the other guys. I went way easy on him, picked spells and things that were level 1 or 2 instead of the 5 or 6 I COULD’VE done… and he still ended up losing miserably. He ragequit at this point, and screeched, in front of everyone, that I was a “petulant whore” before leaving.

We have some mutual friends, so someone, somewhere, let him know that I’d been using “petulant whore” as a joking pet-name, since it’s the most fucking hilarious thing on the planet. He did not like it. He’s still mad, but I can live with that.

I have parts of that whole “Island Prianna” campaign logged in my D&D posts on this tumblr, mostly the moments that were worth noting (that battle wasn’t, it was so boring and annoying to have someone constantly trying to break the rules). But yeah. That’s the story.

I can’t believe Stephanie Cordato Patrick accidentally ended up at a sketchy Halloween rave party in an abandoned warehouse without a floor.

I am incredibly interested in how she ended up there, especially considering she said you had to pay some guy on a street corner for a map.

chapter 4 is probably gonna come a little later than expected, just a heads up! i’m still working on the mini comic (abt halfway thru) and after that’s done chap 4 will start. 

my hand just started aching quite a bit after drawing uhh nonstop for weeks on end jfkdlf (I HAVE A LOT TO DO) and there’s a few illustration pieces i need to finish on a deadline, so those will get priority… mini comic will be on hold for a little while so my useless excuse for a hand can heal i guess. thanks 4 understandin

mercyimagines masterlist!



Moving Day

Christmas Miracle

I Need You

Beach Day

Wedding Date

College Party - AU

Pink Lines






New Years

Cold Hands

I Said No

Guitar Lessons

Jealous Love


Study Buddy - AU



3 AM







The Apartment



I Hate You


Back Up


Cookies, My Love

Treat You Better

Cold Socks

Hockey, Man

Not My Wedding, Your Wedding

Jealous In Love


Teardrops on My Guitar

False Thinking - the gif doesn’t work tho I apologize


Not Her, Please

The Ice

New York, New York

First Heartbreak



F.U. Part 2



Proposal - PART 1

Telling The Family - PART 2

The Place - PART 3

asksakura1125td  asked:

I Love ur art so much!! A thought popped in my head today and I was wondering. Knowing dio would he bring the other villains and crash the Joestar dance??

yesssssssssssssssssss While i drew it, i was thinking that as soon as he found out that jonathan was having a party he’d call pucci like “our party needs to kick jojo’s in the ass” and they would be right next door to each other. it’d be a pretty wild party tho. i imagine kira bringing his hand girlfriends

but after a while it’d be funny if dio broke the wall, forcibly merging the 2 parties together

Requested - Lip Gallagher

I hope you like it even tho it sucks. @reececlemmings

You woke up, you saw you weren’t in your own room, you tried to remember to think where you were and you remembered it you were at a party last Night.. You were in Lip Gallagher’s room. “ Goodmorning.” Lip said and you saw he was shirtless. “ Good morning.” You said rubbed your eyes. “ Why am I here?” You asked him. “ You were really drunk last night and you needed a place to crash. ” Lip answered and last night came flooding back to you. “ Did we?” You asked Lip thinking he knew what you
meant. “ If you were thinking if we fucked last night, the answer is no.” Lip said and lighted a cigarette. “ Good” you said. “ Can I have a cigarette?” You asked Lip. “ Here?” Lip said handing you a cigarette and lighting it for you. “ Thanks.” You said.

“ Time to get up!” Lip’s sister Fiona opened the door and said. “ Oh I didn’t know you had guests” Fiona said and closed the door and you chuckled. “ I’m gonna go home.” You said getting out of the bed. “ No stay for breakfast.” Lip said. “ No I should leave.” You said. “ Come on 10 minutes and you can leave, I will even walk you to school.” Lip said, you and Lip had never actually been friends. You had hung out together before because you have common friends. “ I don’t need to be walked to school. ” you said and was about to open the door. “ I know, but we go to the same high school so we have to go the same way” Lip said. “ I need to get home and change clothes anyways. ” You said and was about to open the door. “You can do that on the way.” Lip said standing a little to close to you. “I don’t wanna be the reason you’re late.” You said taking a step away from him. “ I’m always late anyways, so one day isn’t gonna make a different.” Lip said. “ Fine, but only because I can sense that you won’t let me go.” You said. “ Great.” Lip said taking a shirt on.

anonymous asked:

so in one ficlet u had poison calling kobra "honey" and i was just wondering if poison calls everyone that? is honey just for kobra? does he have different pet names for different people/situations?? what are they!! i need that Cute shit

ghdfgjg OK

MOSTLY, party calls kobra (or anyone else in the crew) “honey” when he’s either worried abt them or feeling suuuuper affectionate. in like a loving, familial way tho, rather than a romantic way. like he calls the girl honey a lot

however, if you’re NOT in the crew or the rest of his main circle of friends, if he calls you honey it’s b/c he’s being condescending

“baby” he uses like. all the fucking time. whenever, with whoever, under like any circumstances. 

he calls the girl “bunny” sometimes

he uses “sugar” if and only if he’s trying to flirt with someone.. trying to be slick and get into ya pants

he uses shit like “ugly”, “motherfucker”, “bastard”, “dickhead” as terms of affection within the crew

he calls ghoul “bitch” a lot lmao

and he calls kobra “kk”!!

findingmyselfthroughletters  asked:

High school tips?

Ngl I kind of gave up on high school half way through. The only reason I was still considered an “honor student” by graduation was privilege, parental pressures, and my ability to understand material somewhat easily without much studying. This is some of the advice I followed…as well as some advice I probably should have followed:
• if you’re in America take APs and IBs if you can. I’m gonna be a standing junior next year (my 2nd year) bc of all the credits I covered in hs. This saves a shit ton of money. Also smaller classes and more focused instruction is usually better than large lecture alternatives you find in college
• try to surround yourself with people who encourage you to study and do well in school. Note: I don’t necessarily believe that means hanging out with the smartest of the smartest bc honestly that discourages me since I get way too focused on comparing myself to people who do better than me (but maybe that’s just me). All I’m saying is, studying is a lot more enjoyable when you have friends who care about their education as much as you do to do it with.
• join clubs/sports teams/societies and volunteer as soon as you can. It gets you in the habit of participating when you start early, plus volunteer experience helps you a lot when in the future you wanna try to land leadership positions in said clubs and societies. Participation>leadership>resumé building>better chance of getting jobs, scholarships, and college acceptances
• Take advantage of your elective classes. Don’t just take something that you think is an easy A. Take classes you think will make you more well rounded or that relate to a major you may be interested in. By all means get outside of your comfort zone by taking that drama class even though you’re pretty sure you’re not gonna major in drama but don’t take that cooking class if you already know how to cook and know you don’t wanna become a chef ya know?
• Planners are your best friend. Maybe. Honestly it depends on the person but I find planners keep me organized and less stressed bc I know what I need to do and I can better divide my work into manageable portions when it’s laid out in front of me
• take pride in your notes and you’ll be a lot more invested in your studies. Think studyblr but you don’t necessarily have to reach that level. I honestly don’t think you need to do that much to organize your notes but find your own balance.
• Don’t feel pressured to do anything you’re not ready for or are not interested in. If someone makes you feel bad for being a virgin or being single or not wanting to party or do drugs etc, then they are a shitty person and don’t deserve your time. From my experience tho, generally no one cares but that may have just been who I surrounded myself with.
• your mental and physical health should come before your grades. Its okay to sacrifice a few A assignments (or whatever you consider good) in order to take care of your health.

Hope this helped? Lol ironically I’m answering this on my phone during a lecture I’m only half paying attention to. Pay attention in class my friends. Do as I say not as I do.

itshaejinju  asked:

Hullo darling! I love your writing discovered you through Nif. Love your Gladio chest day drabble. I had a horrible day yesterday, got my car repossessed by mistake in front of my friends. I'm in the need of FLUFFY LOVING. Could I get something with Gladio and a short female s/o please? Much love - Jinju

Oh no!!! :( I am so sorry to hear about that, dear. I do hope everything turns out okay. Your in my thought. Here, have some wonderful Gladio fluff. I hope it makes your day better <333

Everyone needs some romantic, fluffy, Gladio. We all know deep down this guy is just a teddy bear. Right?

Tagging @themissimmortal and @chocobrodreamteam for that Gladio love tho. 


The annual Crownsguard Ball was an extravagant party through by the Royal Family of Lucis in appreciation to the courageous men and women that have sworn to protect the Caelum family. All of those who were invited were allowed to bring a single guest. Lucky for you, Gladiolus Amicitia brought you as his date.

You felt extremely out of place. Never have you attended such a party. And never have you worn such a beautiful dress.

The indigo colored lace hugged every curve of your torso perfectly. The sleeves of satin draped down to your hands, revealing an elegant silver bangle hanging onto your right wrist. The skirt of you grown flowed down your legs to just cover your feet. Every inch of the dress was tailored to your exact measurements. You never imagined a dress to be so comfortable.

The heels you wore, however…

“If this is what it’s like to be tall, it’s not worth it,” you muttered to Gladio as he escorted into the Palace’s ballroom. “My feet are killing me.”

“Don’t worry, you’re still not that tall,” he teased you, pressing a hand to your back. He let the tips of his fingers play with your long, curled hair. 

Gladiolus towered over you. He stood at an almost monstrous height of six feet five inches tall. Nearly a foot and half taller than you.

Your shoes lifted you up several inches. Not only did they raise your height, but they raised your confidence. You genuinely felt beautiful. Gladio was sure to remind you of that constantly during the drive over to the Citadel.

The both of you have remained in a intimate relationship for almost a year now. He loved everything about you. Your vices, your virtues, he adored it all. Your short height included.

He loved to hoist you in his strong arms and carrying you around, acting as if you were some sort of damsel-in-distress. He always called you his “princess.”  

Tonight, you truly did feel like his Princess.

Two palace guards held open the double doors that reached the cathedral ceiling. Beyond the doors laid an elegantly decorated ballroom. Soft classical music filled your ears as you stepped foot into the setting. Nearly a hundred guests were scattered about. Some took sanctuary at the tables that covered the outer rings of the ballroom, while others swayed back and forth in a waltz on the dance floor.

“Where to first, milady?” Gladio inquired, removing his calloused hand from your back.

“I would love to dance, but Gods. My feet are already going to fall off.”

A smirk came to the burly man’s face, followed by a chuckle.

“You are so damn lucky they don’t make heels for guys.”

“I’m sure there are some out there. C’mon,” unexpectedly, Gladio hoisted you into his muscular arms.

“Gladio!” A yelp escaped your painted lips. “What are you doing?” You hissed, feeling the eyes of the numerous guest burn into you and Gladio.

“My Princess’s feet hurt,” you could hear the smirk in his voice. You resisted the urge to hop out of his arms to prevent causing more of a seen. It only took him a few moments to place you down safely into a chair that sat beside one of the tables.  He knelt down onto one knee and slightly lifted your dress a few inches, revealing your feet. His large hands slid off the navy blue heels you harbored on your feet. Once the culprits of your foot pain had been discarded onto the floor, Gladio stood up.

He held out his hand to you. “Now,” he cleared his throat, “would you care to dance with me?”
You got to your feet, which stretched out in sweet relief. You were back to your average height, but it was well worth it. “Lead the way, prince charming,” you nodded, slipping your hand into his. His amber eyes bored into your with sweet admiration. Slowly, he raised your hand to his lips and pressed several tender kisses across your knuckles.

“I love you,” his warm breath spread across the back of your hand.

“I love you, too.”

With a passionate kiss to the lips, you both headed to the dance floor where you danced the night away. Without your dreaded heels.