i need this shiz like now!

Seussical in a nutshell
  • jojo: wow nice hat
  • cat: im here now, sO USE YOUR IMAAAAGINATION
  • -
  • horton: wtf who said that. theres only a speck of dust so the logical conclusion is that a miniature person is on that speck. actually a whole lot
  • sour kangaroo: bitch you cray!!!
  • gertrude: damn that elephant fine as hell
  • -
  • dust speck: so anyway horton you were totally right; we're a lost civilization on the brink of war and we're all about to die. Who-dee-who-who-who. Also we're guilting you into being our guardian. Who-who-who.
  • -
  • cat: jojo you're going into the story whether you like it or not
  • mr. and mrs. mayor: jojo you're grounded. no more thinking.
  • jojo: fuck yall i do what i want
  • mr. and mrs mayor: well we obviously don't know how to raise a kid so we're just gonna send you off to the war
  • -
  • horton: well everyone thinks i'm crazy but that's ok because i can imagine that i'm cool
  • jojo: well my parents sent me into the military but that's ok because i can imagine that my family accepts me for who i am
  • horton: yo lmao i hear you down there lets be friends 4 ever
  • -
  • gertrude: ugh i really wanna fuck this elephant but i'm not attractive :/
  • mayzie: bitch u right. go take drugs.
  • gertrude: k. ima go ham tho
  • -
  • wickersham brothers: lmao look at this nerd with that flower. yoink that shiz
  • horton: wtf literally why would u do that there was honestly no need and now i have to search through millions of identical fucking clovers to find my tiny fren jojo
  • -
  • cat: by the way did i mention im a sadist??
  • -
  • gertrude: hey im sexy now wanna get down
  • horton: hush im picking flowers
  • -
  • mayzie: always use a condom kids. horton, watch my egg for me
  • horton: why the fuck would i do that
  • mayzie: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
  • horton: ok ok fine but be back in like an hour
  • mayzie: LMFAO BY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU IN HELL!!
  • -
  • horton: well its winter now and jojo and the Whos are probably dead but i refuse to move my ass off this egg ok it is my My Child now andOH FUCK HUNTERS
  • Cat: by the way did i mention that i'm also a trickster god?
  • -
  • gertrude: oh no im too sexy to fly... sorry horton.. ur ass about to get carted off to the circus :(
  • horton: god this sucks
  • -
  • mayzie: oh hey theres a circus in town and OH SHIT ITS THE GUY I DUMPED THAT KID ON uh hey man im so happy for u... such a big success... performing in a circus!! lucky u!! anyway i gotta go right now immediately so enjoy that egg!
  • horton: Where Is Paradise
  • -
  • jojo: fuck this war im going home to think what i wanna think
  • general schmitz: kid you're walking on a minefield... literally one wrong step and your dea-- ok too late..
  • -
  • cat: oh yes HOW VERY SAD boohoohoohahahaha dont worry jojo isnt actually dead he's just trapped in a nightmare realm filled with Unspeakable Horrors
  • jojo: fuck you cat!!! you've legit been behind everything bad that's happened! why didn't i call you the fuck out earlier!
  • cat: ok damn fine i'll turn on the lights geez...
  • -
  • gertrude: hi horton great to see you again hahaha so um i got all of my Sexiness™ ripped out of my ass one by one so that i could find you (and a whole lot of other shit) but no big deal haha
  • gertrude: oh also i found your dumb clover
  • cat: oh you thought this was gonna be a happy ending right here? you thought wrong
  • sour kangaroo: BITCH WE PUTTING YOU ON TRIAL
  • judje yertle: well horton's definitely crazy and were gonna boil that clover with the dust speck on it in hot oil for literally no other reason but to prove a point
  • horton: so uh guys if you dont wanna die you should probably start screaming
  • mr and mrs mayor: well the combined forces of our entire planet had no effect so we're just gonna put all the pressure on you, jojo, our small son, who only a few moments ago we thought was dead.
  • jojo: *gibberish*
  • sour kangaroo: well i heard that shit!
  • everyone: hooray!
  • egg: henlo fatgher i am Elyphant Birb
  • horton: wtf
  • gertrude: eh, we'll make it work
  • -
  • -
  • THE END
Storyline of BTS albums
  • No More Dream: I don't have anything I wanna be when I grow up, I'll just do what I want. I have nothing to work for but I want sucess. #Rebel
  • O! R U L8 2?: Screw school, I still don't have any dreams. Whatever. Why we gotta work for nothing?!
  • Skool Luv Affair: Omg, I like this girl!! I suddenly want to go to school now, please accept my love.
  • Dark & Wild: SHE PLAYING ME, WHY DID I EVEN GIVE HER MY TIME OMG
  • HYYH Pt. 1: Crying because I miss her, I need her.
  • HYYH Pt. 2: Screw her, I'm gonna forget about her and do illegal stuff while I'm trying to convince myself I don't need her.
  • HYYH Epilogue: oH SHIZ, doing illegal stuff was bad, my friends are leaving (*cough* dying *cough*), wow I need her back...she's the only one who can save me from myself
  • WINGS: Hahaha, I'm over it all. I'm an adult, I can do adult-ing stuff and be SINgle.

ALRIGHT FOLKS IT’S ABOUT TIME I MADE AN ORIGINAL POST SO WHY THE HELL SHOULDN’T I TALK ABOUT ONE OF MY FAVE PAIRINGS RIGHT HERE IN ONE GIGANTIC MESS? Strap yourselves in because this is going to be a long one!

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hereforlememes  asked:

Yo yo yo, I saw your post about juggling life and a job and I just want to say that you’re doing pretty damn well at this for having to juggle a blog/fanfiction, a job, and life. Like, that shiz is pretty cool. You’re doing great sweetie 📸

UGH THANK YOU SO MUCH I NEEDED THIS! ADULTING IS HARD. Also I am seeing Kris Jenner meme in my head right now thank you I also needed that. You are the best and I hope you’re evening is going well :-)

What the diz is going on with my shiz?

I literally can’t even sit still right now. I’m shifty as frick. I see a field on my way home yesterday and my first thought is to ask my friend -non therian/kin- if she wants to roll in the grass with me. She was like “what the dip dude” and I was like “what? I don’t see the problem” she then said “that’s weird” and we stopped talking for the rest of the ride. So I just need some support rn from people who are going through the same thing cause this shiz feels awkward and cool at the same time.

- sorry for the mini rant
- Quinn

Reaction: Slipping in the shower

Bobby

*rushes over and helps you*

you’re so clumsy!!” *embarrassed laugh*

“well.. when i’m already here…i think i can’t let you alone for safety reasons” ;))

Bobby would come over immediately and be so worried at first. After he sees that you’re alright though, he’d laugh in a cute way, kinda embarrassed because obviously you’re standing naked right in front of him. On second thought though, it isn’t like he didn’t see you naked before cough, so he might as well just join you (or at least try to do so lol).

Hanbin

expectation

Originally posted by endlessikon

reality

Originally posted by ikonine

uhm..ok.. i didn’t look don’t worry..should i..go..now or do you need…help?”

Hanbin would be also of course concerned and focus on helping you at first. Afterwards he’d get so shy and wouldn’t be sure where to look or what to do, although in his head he wanted to look cool and say some cool shiz to impress you and allow him to join.

Junhoe

Originally posted by vinegarboy

“Uhm well hello there”

“I mean” *stares* “are you..okay??”

Originally posted by yanghyunsuck

“i mean…i wasn’t looking!!” *stutters” “i’m turning around see..i was just about to go”

This boy would have the cutest and most awkward reaction out of all of them. At first he would help you of course, then reflexively say out loud what he is thinking, regret it shortly after and then feel so damn embarrassed about the whole situation. You wouldn’t even have a chance to answer because he’d just leave after making an cute idiot out of himself.

Chanwoo

*can’t stop staring’ “I’m..leaving already..” *keeps staring*

Chanwoo couldn’t really control himself. After being concerned and helping you he would just stand there as if he is hypnotized and stare at your face of course because uhh you’re eyes are so beautiful. It would be kinda cute because he is really not staring at you private parts but just standing there and looking at you.

Yunhyeong

are you sure you’re okay babe?”

Originally posted by teambgasm

“do i need to shower from now on with you as well”

Rather than having any dirty thoughts first, he would seriously be concerned and ask you if you’re truly okay. He would keep his cool and just laugh about it, making some joke and then leave again, telling you to finish safely so he can look after you after you’re dressed again. 

Jinhwan

you better take care from now on, alright?”

It would be a great shock for Jinhwan and he’d be probably the most concerned about you. Completely ignoring the fact that you’re naked right now, he would just slightly laugh it off after he checked that you’re okay and tell you to take better care from now on.

Donghyuk

Originally posted by teambgasm

ahh, i’m sorry!! i really just wanted to check on you”

Donghyuk’s reaction would be beyond adorable. He would feel so embarrassed afterwards and feel so bad about coming in since you’re okay. He’d make sure to clear up any misunderstandings after you’re done with the shower and although he obviously saw you naked already he would apologize in such a cute way.


lmao this req was so much fun so i did all of them haha! hope you like it. -Moyo

Why does my sappy romcom loving ass feel like this will be Yuuri and Victor in the next episode:

Like, whether he won gold or not, Yuuri is determined to break ties with Victor, just so he wouldn’t have to hold Victor back from returning to his first love, which is figure skating. Obviously, Victor’s having none of that cus gdi Yuuri how could you think of this  is this how you see me?? if anything i want to spend my entire life w you??? 

Cue an angsty airport scene, a bittersweet parallel to the airport scene in epsiode 9, with Yuuri leaving for home and Victor just stopping him, all white-knuckled grip and literally clinging to him like his life depended on it, a few minutes before boarding. Like Clark, he utters “Stay with me, please, stay” like a mantra in Yuuri’s ear. Tears, confessions and clearing of misconceptions ensue and then BAM

an all-out proposal

and then somehow they’re able to fit into the last episode the wedding scene that every fan had been awaiting since the first seventh goddamn episode to conclude the entire series. 

so yeah. my two cents on a possible scenario.

(btw this show is from the pinoy Teleserye On the Wings of Love, and much like YOI, love their bittersweet airport scenes and proposal scenes, like, in LOVE them.)

tbh i just need an excuse to make a parallel between YOI and OTWOL, and Victuuri and Jadine, and my cousin is telling me to shut up about it and just share it here so there. 

watching reflekta
  • (it has been literally seventeen years since the last one, forgive me)
  • photography dude: look-a at-a the-a camera-a
  • *in the distance*
  • adrien: *laughs*
  • marinette: thank u god for blessing me with this sunshine i am so thankful he is in my life god bless
  • marinette: and i'm even gonna be in a PHOTO WITH HIM??? this is too much
  • alya: you're in the same class
  • marinette: AAAAA WHAT IF WE'RE LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER OH MY GOODNESS
  • alya: god u need more help than i thought
  • juleka: at least you know you'll be in the photo
  • rose: MI BAE DON'T BE SAD OKAY YOU'RE NOT CURSED
  • marinette: lol wut
  • juleka: *explains tragic backstory about not being able to take pictures which is super relatable like tbh*
  • marinette: don't worry fam i gotchu i'mma make sure your emo ass is in this picture
  • juleka: thnks
  • photography dude: alright-a kids-a let's-a get-a in-a place-a
  • chloe: HAH LOOK AT MARINETTE BEING ALL SHORT AND STUPID HAHA HAHA SHE'S SUCH A BABY
  • marinette: i swear upon all that is holy-
  • *more children get in place for el pic pic*
  • chloe: excUSE ME I HAVE TO BE BY ADRIEN FOR REASONS
  • photography dude: fuck-a off-a
  • adrien: *casually models*
  • marinette: god DAMN
  • marinette: O WAIT WHAT ABOUT THE EMO BABE
  • photography dude: oh-a my-a goodness-a i-a almost-a forgot-a the-a emo-a child-a can-a stand-a by-a sunshine-a boy-a
  • chloe: *is a bitch and tries to fuKING CLIMB OVER JULEKA*
  • marinette: not again gdi
  • chloe: shut up marinette
  • adrien: don't talk to my girlfriend like that
  • adrien: I MEAN THIS ISN'T GYM CLASS YET SO WE DON'T HAVE TO BE CLIMBING ALL OVER EACH OTHER AHAHA
  • adrien: *whispers to himself* that was a close one agreste
  • chloe: *is a bitch again*
  • adrien: *sighs*
  • marinette: *sighs*
  • the entire universe: *sighs*
  • photography dude: oh-a no-a it-a looks-a like-a my-a camera-a has-a run-a out-a film-a brb-a
  • juleka: can i go take an angsty poop?
  • mme bustier: i don't see why not
  • chloe @sabrina: make sure she doesn't come back mwahahaha
  • *in the bathroom*
  • juleka: *taking a shit in peace*
  • sabrina: *finds an extremely conveniently placed chair just chilling in the bathroom, like??? what kind of school just casually has chairs in the bathrooms? must be a french thing*
  • sabrina: *presses the chair against the handle to the stall so juleka can't get out*
  • juleka: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  • juleka: literally lol
  • *back at el photo photo thing*
  • chloe: *frikin like does some weird ass shimmy jump thing to land beside adrien*
  • marinette: get tf away from my boo
  • adrien @chloe: how did u even get here you were like quite a ways away how
  • chloe: shhh shhh speak not of the past shhhh *grabs adriens face and points it towards the camera*
  • marinette: GEHT YER FELTHY HAHNS OFF MAH HESBEND
  • *photo is taken*
  • marinette: wait! we have to retake it! juleka wasn't here
  • adrien&otherclassmates: o yeah wasn't she taking a shit or something
  • chloe: UHM DOn'T WE HAVE TO GO TO LUNCH
  • phography dude: okay-a lunch-a break-a so-a i-a can-a eat-a my-a feelings-a in-a pizza-a
  • *in the bathroom*
  • rose: JULEKA BBY? MY BOO? MY HONEY BLOSSOM? MY CINNAMON APPLE? WHERE YOU A BBY?
  • rose: *sees the blocked off stall* O SHIT WADDUP
  • rose: *frees emo child*
  • juleka: *gross sobbing* *flees from the bathroom*
  • rose: did u even wash your hands...ya nasty
  • *le rose tells le marinette that le juleka was locked in le bathroom and they need to redo le picture*
  • hawkmoth: hey there angsty child boy can i relate to you ahaha i have my own inner demons
  • *swaggy cool akumaaa*
  • marinette: lol time to go steal dat camera
  • tikki: first y'all were stealing phones, now y'all be stealing cameras, da fuk be next?
  • marinette: *sneakity sneak*
  • chloe: *records marinette sneakity sneaking* hah bitch
  • chloe&sabrina: *walk into the office where marinette is*
  • marinette: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  • *meanwhile reflekta be transforming people to look like her and shiz which isn't a bad look for most of them tbh, i'm looking @ u andre bourgeois*
  • hawkmoth: nICE, it won't be long now until ladybug and chat noir show up to show their face
  • hawkmoth:
  • hawkmoth:
  • hawkmoth: wait that's like the same thing fICK
  • adrien: o boi o boi time to save the day
  • *cat boy has arrived*
  • chat noir: hmm the exit is blocked
  • nino: *opens a door* OMG YOU GUYS LOOK IT'S CHAT NOIR
  • chat noir: boi u just gave away my hiding spot gdi if you weren't my only friend i'd mess u up
  • reflekta: *transforms chat noir*
  • chat noir: thIS BITCH
  • *meanwhile marinette manages to steal chloe bitchwad's phone i s2g this child need so much help she's going to prison one of these days*
  • *also a wild ladybug appears*
  • chat noir: *sees lb and reflekta fighting*
  • chat noir: i may look like lady gaga rn but i can't let my lady get hurt
  • chat noir: *tries to walk and falls down*
  • chat noir: ARE THESE FUKING HEELS
  • chat noir: i should just give up now
  • *more fighting with lb and reflekta*
  • chat noir: *saves ladybug from a close encounter and reflekta flees the fuK outta there*
  • chat noir: lol hi my lady
  • ladybug: chat noir?
  • chat noir: yeah hi lol it's me chat noir thank goodness you didn't recognize me as adrien bc that would have been awkward hah
  • ladybug: is that really you
  • chat noir: yeah can't you tell by my swagger
  • ladybug: #stop
  • chat noir: anyways we gotta deakumatize that emo child
  • ladybug: wut u gonna do, throw ur shoes at her?
  • chat noir: dOHNT SASS MEH
  • *so much teasing between the two and them being adorable aS FRICK*
  • ladybug: *grabs chat and yoyos the fuck outta there*
  • *reflekta transforming people elsewhere*
  • ladybug: *sends a message to paris for how she's gonna defeat reflekta, which reflekta conveniently sees*
  • ladybug: lol now reflekta will come here
  • chat noir: and fall right into my claws *kisses lb's hand*
  • ladybug: *DOESN'T WITHDRAW HER HAND* you mean your nails
  • chat noir: WE WERE HAVING A MOMENT AND THEN YOU HAD TO RUIN IT GDI
  • *reflekta trolls lb and shit noir*
  • chat noir: *jumps in front of ladybug to keep her from getting hit by one of reflekta's zappy zap zaps*
  • chat noir: *with a very pained expression* it's okay, i already look like shit, so i can't get worse lol
  • ladybug: *WITH THE MOST FUCKING SINCERE VOICE* thanks m8
  • *fighting fighting and deakumatization*
  • *peeps gettin changed back to their old selves including chat noir who turns back into chat noir bUT HOW GR8 WOULD IT HAVE BEEN IF HE TURNED BACK INTO ADRIEN*
  • ladybug@chatnoir: *DAAAAAAAMN LADYBUG BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE SINCERE VOICE* you were pretty frikin swaggy today
  • chat noir: and with those shoes tho
  • juleka: where? the? hell? am? i?
  • ladybug: ayo andre can u take my homegirl back to her school
  • mayor bourgeois: yeah buddy
  • ladybug: gotta blast
  • ladybug: *fUCKING WINKS AT CHAT NOIR ON HER WAY OUT*
  • chat noir: @god thank u so much for this beautiful opportunity i will never take my life for granted again i am so blessed so so blessed rn my prayers have finally been answered thank u
  • hawkmoth: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • *back at the hellhol-i mean school*
  • marinette: lol i probably shouldn't have stolen this
  • tikki: thank god you've changed ur criminal ways i was preeeetty worried there ngl
  • marinette: YO PHOTOGRAPHY DUDE CAN WE REDO THE PHOTO
  • photography dude: i-a don't-a know-a we-a don't-a really-a have-a time-a for-a that-a
  • marinette: yeh but i know for a fact that adrien looks really good in the lighting in the park so
  • photography dude: shit-a you're-a right-a let's-a fucking-a go-a
  • *children at the park in their spots for el picture, geddit? spots? bc ladybug? i'm hilarious*
  • adrien: *leans in rIGHT NEXT TO MARI* lol this was a good idea how did u know i look really good in this lighting
  • marinette: *sweating* ahahaha, lucky guess?
  • (geddit? lucky? bc she's ladybug? and is lucky? i am on FIRE TODAY)
  • chloe: *in the distance watching them* psshhhh like i would even want to *sniffles* be in *tears up* that photo *a single tear rolls down her cheek*
  • *and then the class takes some beautiful photos that hurt my heart every time bc they so pure and alSO ADRIEN AND MARINETTE SITTING BY EACH OTHER ON A BENCH THIS IS TOO MUCH*

Welcome to the 13th edition of my Recommendation list for Cas!girls.

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Hello, my Cas lovers mates. I posted my last rec list like a week ago, and since today I’m is my 24th birthday, I decided to celebrate it with you all with a new rec list! I’ve read and recommended a couple of fics with birthday themes, so today I’m gonna start with a mini list for them. I hope you enjoy it with me!

Note: The summary of the fics are in italics. Some of them are written by their authors, and some others are written/modified by me. All the series start on chapter one, except if they have their own masterpage. The text written after this “–” hyphen are just my lame ass comments. 
If for any reason you want your username and/or fic to be removed from this list or you wish not to be tagged, just hit me a message and I’ll erase it/untag/stop tagging you, whatever you preffer.. 

* Users that tumblr didn’t let me tag are marked with an asterisk.

So yeah, let’s get started: 

One shots

Birthday fics

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VIGNETTE #6 (actually more of a short story)

Happy Halloween, Readers!

I’ve held onto this story since 2003. I was (and probably will still) include it in an omake anthology of shorts/vignettes in the WCU, along with new stories, but I figure to tide you over until THE WARBOY, you can enjoy this seasonal tale. :)

VIGNETTE #6
© Karin Lowachee, 2015

Characters: Jos Musey (POV) and the cast on Macedon
Timeline: immediately post-Burndive

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“Elsa… I can’t believe it… It’s really you… after all these years, you’re really back.”

“…As the spirit of the Snow Queen.”

“So we’re both fairytale stories now, huh? Too bad there isn’t a book featuring the both of us. Oh, stars, Elsa, I have so much, so very much to tell you about! So much has happened since… you’ve been away.”

“I’m back now, Jack. And I’m not going anywhere this time.”

“No, you aren’t. I swear to you. I’ll never let you go again.”

I used some quotes in Arialenelove’s Jelsa fanfic called Frostbitten (I changed a bit though). I thought it suit this photo ^^ And I was thinking of that scene in the fic when I was taking a photo of them.

OKAY, so I made another Jack Frost doll coz the previous one I did… his skin colour really bothered me. It didn’t feel like Jack at all, but I’m still keeping him for my Coronation Elsa. Anyway, yes, THIS IS WHY I MADE A JELSA DOLL IN THE FIRST PLACE, TO DO THIS KIND OF SHIZ I’m really, really satisfied now with this new Jack doll. They can finally be together!! I feel like I’ve done something great in life LOL.

Last note, I’m sorry if you don’t ship or like this ship. I just love them so much and they’re actually one of my inspirations/reasons why I even started doing ooak dolls. Please don’t hate me.

I’ve decided that I need to follow more blogs relevent to my interests so like this if you post:

Sherlock

Lord of the Rings

Jurassic Park

Tom Hiddleston

Benedict Cumberbatch

Game of Thrones

The Walking Dead

Marvel Movies (never read the comics and have no clue what’s going on so don’t hate me!)

And just movies and shiz basically because my dash is just annoying as hell right now!

Almost A Fic

so this is the entire first chapter of this idea that i had, but its like. idk if its gonna go past this first chapter because its bound to be a long fic and also its A Considerable Age Gap so it can only morally and ethically work (by my standards) if the romance is slowly worked up to with a lot of development/character growth and that’s, like, effort. but i decided to post this anyway so have fun!

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