i need this more than i need two kidneys

anonymous asked:

So one of my coworker just gave birth to twins 3 days ago, and today- I shit you not- our manager actually called her room to ask if she could pick up a six hour shift next week! I had to break it to him that having a baby isn't like the flu? That you actually need more than a week to recover from. Then he asked her for a doctor's note???? Was the two babies not enough proof for him????

Sounds like he needs to pass kidney stones the size of two twins. See how he feels up to picking up a shift after that. -Abby