i need these two in my life again so hard

Long Lost Love: Pt. 2

Pairing: Kol x Kai x Reader

Warnings: Kidnapping

Word Count: 2498 aka a lot longer than part 1


Today, there’s a free music festival going on in the lovely city of New Orleans. The weather is amazing and all you see is happy faces surrounding you. Freya joined you and Kol, then ended up heading back home after a couple of hours to help out Elijah. Klaus was miles away taking care of what he called ‘business’.

As you were dancing to the upbeat music with the rest of the crowd on the freshly cut grass, Kol left to buy the two of you a beer. Wine was never your thing.

Moments later, you were at a loss for breath from all the dancing, so you stepped aside from the crowd to quickly rest. Admiring the music and soaking up the sun felt just amazing, but that fun soon vanished because a hand covers your mouth and you quickly pass out.

Finally, you wake up sitting on a chair. But this time, you aren’t at the festival. You are in an unfamiliar place, an empty warehouse from the looks of it. The first thing you tried to do was stand up and stretch, but your hands were tied behind you with vervain ropes. It stung like a motherfucker. “What the hell?! What is this?” You said aloud to yourself.

You hear footsteps approaching you, so you turn to face whoever it is. “You’re awake! Great!” The stranger says. He was a tall, dark male wearing blue jeans and a black t-shirt.

“Who are you? What am I doing here?” You wiggled your wrists, but the vervain only pierced your skin once again.

“You’re Klaus’s precious sister in law right?” He asked with a smirk on his face.

“Do you see a ring on my finger? No. At least not yet.” You spat.

“Who cares. I needed someone to get to him. And you were the easiest target. Poor Kol is probably wondering where you are.”

“Well Klaus isn’t in town. And even if he was, screw you.” You looked at him in disgust. There was no way you were going to rat out Klaus’s whereabouts. Especially to any enemy. No matter the consequences.

“Feisty one you are. Damn!” The man yelled in amusement and you scoffed at him. He sure was annoying.

“Since you won’t tell me where he is. Maybe this will help.” You furrowed your brows at his statement, then suddenly, his eyes turned yellow, revealing his fangs and didn’t hesitate to take his time sinking his teeth into your neck. The pain took over you, making you scream your lungs out. A werewolf bite is lethal to vampires and you thought to yourself how dead you are.

Finally, he stopped, but the dead weight of his body laid on you and the next thing you know, you see Kol above him, ripping his heart out of his back. Kol then threw his body off of you like a piece of trash.

“Oh my god, Kol. Thank goodness.” You sighed in relief. Your boyfriend sure is your savior.

“Hello darling.” Kol smiles as he’s wiping the blood on his hand to his shirt, then he quickly goes over to release your wrist from those damn ropes. He can handle the stinging of vervain way better than you can. “That’s a rather nasty bite you have there. Are you alright?” He added because he didn’t see it healing.

“Yup. Werewolves.” You shook your head as your were watching your wrists heal.

Kol cups your cheeks with his palms to draw your attention to his face. “I’ll call Nik so that he can cure that godforsaken bite.” He plants a kiss on your forehead, then reaches in his pocket for his phone to call Klaus.

“I should’ve listened to Elijah when he said for me to keep viles of Klaus’s blood. Now look where I am.” Luckily for the Mikaelsons, a werewolf bite won’t ever kill them, you were the odd one out.

“Not to worry, darling. He’s only a town away, last I heard.” Kol put his phone to his ear, waiting for Klaus to answer.

“Douchebag.” You sneered, looking down at the man that kidnapped and bit you.

“There you are, baby girl!” You flinched from the loud voice that wasn’t Kol’s. You couldn’t believe who it is. It was no other than your ex boyfriend, Malachai Parker walking in. This has to be the side effect of the werewolf bite making you delusional. But no, you noticed that Kol sees him too. “Out of all places you could be. New Orleans? Really?” Kai added, tilting his head in confusion.

You were speechless. Frozen. How is Kai he even here? The last time you saw him was years ago when Damon separated his head from his body. But you have to admit, he damn sure looks good.

“I’ll ring you later, brother.” Kol says to Klaus over the phone and hangs up. Kol looked confused as ever at the fact that you didn’t deny knowing Kai and you just stood there not saying a word.

“And who the bloody hell are you?!” Kol asks angrily.

“I’m her lover, duh. Cool accent by the way.” Kai jokes, then approaches you to look at your bite but Kol stops him by pushing his hand on his chest.

“Pardon?” Kol narrowed his eyes at Kai.

“Hmm…Did I stutter? Yeah. I don’t think so.” Kai quickly grabs Kol’s hand and siphons his magic. Kol tries to fight it, but he failed as he was weakening to the floor.

“Stop! That’s enough!” You vampire sped up to your boyfriend and your ex boyfriend, putting yourself in between the two. “First of all, how are you even here?” You asked Kai.

“Long story, babe. But please tell me who is this vampire that is that’s getting all worked up. You got a body guard now?”

“Kai, this is my-” You paused. “-boyfriend, Kol. He’s an original.”

“Yeah originally annoying. But ouch. I have to admit, that cuts deep.” Kai fake pouted on the outside, but on the inside, he was pretty hurt that you moved on while he was stuck loving you all these years. “And don’t tell me he’s the one that turned you. That was supposed to be my job.”

“Yes. But it’s been years, Kai. Years.” You over exaggerated the word ‘years’ because it’s really been that long. “I’ve moved on. Not to mention, you killed Jo. You killed all of those people. If you ran off with me instead we wouldn’t even be in this position.”

“This is enough. It’s no time to reminisce, love. Leave him be.” Kol looked at you while grabbing your waist, then looked at Kai. “Leave her be.”

“At least let me siphon her nasty bite.” Kai implied.

“She-WE don’t need your assistance. My brother’s blood will happily do the trick.” Kol glared, pulling you closer to him. Jealousy definitely took over him that he had to be stubborn.

“Kol, it’s alright. Let him help me.” You insisted.

Kol took a deep breath, scowling at Kai. “Fine. But make it quick.”

As Kai is siphoning your bite, he whispers in your ear. “This is what you really want?”

You looked back and forth between Kai & Kol. The old memories with Kai flooded your thoughts, but you fought it, replacing it with memories of Kol instead. “Yes Kai. This is.” You said while making eye contact with Kol. You knew that he was listening. And finally, that werewolf bite was all gone.

“Alrighty then.” Kai turned you around so that he’s hugging you from behind, then cloaks the both of you. 

“Let go of me! Let go of me now, Kai!” You instantly try to free yourself from his grip but he was too strong, especially with the help of him siphoning some of your magic as well while he’s holding onto you. 

“Y/N! Y/N!” Kol cries out for you. He looked around 360 degrees and couldn’t see you or hear you, but you were right in front of his eyes.

“Don’t worry, babe. Your little boyfriend can’t see you. Boo hoo.” Kai’s voice started to fade as you were passing out from his constant siphoning.

(1 Hour Later…)

Waking up feels like deja vu. Only this time, it was your ex kidnapping you for your affection, not some stranger looking to kill you. Instead of waking up in that warehouse this time, you were on a bed in what looks like a hotel room. Kai was sitting on the edge of the other bed waiting for you to wake up.

“So….How was your nap?” Kai asked smiling.

You instantly vampire sped up to him, grabbing him by the collar. “Kai what the hell is going on?” You were so enraged that your eyes turned red and veins started forming under your eyes.

“Aw, someone’s groggy from their nap.” Kai joked, but you weren’t laughing. 

“This isn’t a fucking joke. You kidnapped me! My supposed-to-be-dead ex boyfriend kidnapped me!” You shouted, tightening your hold on his collar.

“Okay okay. First of all, you can let go of me now.” Kai uses his strength and grabs your arms, pushing you so that you’re sitting across from him on the bed, then he started walking back and forth from the nightstand to the TV. “And secondly, I just missed ya, puddin. I thought maybe we can hang without that Mikaelson pest that you’re grossly screwing.” 

“And how do you know that I wont try to escape?” You straightened yourself sitting on the bed, crossing your arms in front of you.

“Trust me, sweetie. You won’t. Because if you do, i’d happily put your boy toy in a sleeping spell how I did Elena.”

“You wouldn’t.” You exhaled through your nostrils, giving Kai a death stare.

“Oh I would. And good luck asking Bonnie for the spell because last I heard, her and the Mikaelsons aren’t exactly buddy buddy. Unless, she and rest of your gang know about you being with Kol Mikaelson.” 

Kai was right. Bonnie and the rest of your friends would like Kol dead just as much as Kai. Not to mention, the part where they have no idea that Kol is even alive. There’s no need to get them involved in this funny business at all.

“Okay, so basically you kidnapped me in hopes I’ll fall in love with you again? Yeah Kai, that makes perfect sense.” The sarcasm in your voice was hard to miss. The word ‘love’ triggered Kai. He stopped his pacing and sat next to you on the edge of the bed.

“You know I’ll never in my life hurt you. A day, all I need is a day. Maybe two to make up for lost time. And if you still want to be with that pathetic vamp, then I’ll let you go.” Kai frowned.

“Okay fine. Deal.” You agreed. “At least let me tell Kol that I’m safe. I know he must be worried.”


“We need to find her!” Kol commanded to Freya, breaking his bourbon glass he had in his hand. His voice was so loud that you can probably hear it all around the compound.

Freya had her witchy knick knacks laid out on the table including a map and your hair brush to try and locate you. “Just calm down. I’m trying. But he must be using a cloaking spell on her because it’s like she doesn’t exist.” Freya made known.

“What’s going on? What’s with this shouting, Kol?” Rebekah rushed into the room.

“Y/N’s past lover took her and vanished because she chose me.” Kol said as he was pacing back and forth.

“What? Who?” Rebekah asked.

“Some wanker named Kai. What I heard, he was dead and now he’s alive.” Kol turned his attention back to Freya. “Please Freya, I must find her.” There was desperation in Kol’s eyes as if he was afraid. Either he was afraid to lose you to Kai or he was afraid that Kai will hurt you.

“Do you think he’ll hurt her?” Freya started to feel worried at how upset her brother is.

“How should I bloody know?” Kol started losing his patience.

“Trust me, he won’t. That boy loves her.” Rebekah implied. 

At one point you’ve told only Rebekah all about your relationship with Kai because she was always there whenever you needed an ear. There was no way you were going to vent to Kol about him. She’s also confident in her answer because from personal experience, no matter what goes down between Marcel and the Mikaelsons, Marcel would never lay a hand on Rebekah because he loves her.

Kol’s phone starts to ring in his pocket, so he quickly took it out in hopes that it’s you calling. Lucky for him, it is you that’s calling, Kol’s eyes lit up and he answered it immediately. “Y/N. Where are you? Are you safe? Are you hurt?”

“I’m fine. I’m safe. I don’t know exactly where I am but don’t come looking for me.” You informed Kol.

“What? Are you mad? What has he done to you?”

“He needs me for two days and if I try to leave or if you come for me within that time span, he’s going to put you under a spell that even Freya can’t reverse. Kai won’t hurt me. I promise.”

“So the two of you expect me to just do nothing and wait for you to come home then?” The thought of you spending time with Kai made Kol sick to his stomach. You’re his and only his. He doesn’t want anyone else getting in the way of that.

“Pretty much.” 

Kol snapped. “That’s rubbish! You tell that bastard I’ll tear him limb from limb if he dares to lay a finger on you.”

“Kol, I love-” Kai takes the phone from your hand and breaks it in half. Tossing it behind him on the middle of the bed.

“Wow. He sure is violent.” Kai felt no guilt disrupting your phone call.

“You’re so annoying.” You scoffed, grabbing the nearest pillow, smacking Kai in the chest with it. This is the man you have to put up with for the next 48 hours. You felt terrible for how worried Kol is going to be, you’re just hoping that he doesn’t lash out and go on a killing spree or something.

“Yup. But remember, you loved me at one point and I’m hoping to bring that spark back you know.” Kai smirked. 

“Yeah yeah yeah.” You rolled your eyes. Yes, you did love Kai at one point and part of you will always have love for him, but you have Kol and he’s just an outstanding lover and friend. From listening to your gossip to telling you how much he loves you before bed and even making you coffee every morning.

“Alright come on. Go freshen up.” Kai patted your thigh as he lunged off of the bed. “We’re going out.”

Phan: Degradation

Summary: Phil calls Dan a slut during sex and Dan doesn’t like it. 

Genre: Fluff/Angst/Smut
Warning: degradation, dub-con
Wordcount: 1.8k
A/N: I decided it’s time to finally start working on the prompts in my inbox. I have no idea how old this one is, I’m sorry it took me so long. 

If someone would ask Dan how his sex life was, he’d confidently reply that it was great. Him and Phil, they had plenty of sex. In the bedroom. In the living room. In the kitchen. In the shower. And not only did they have plenty of sex, they also had good sex. Mind-blowing sex. The kind of sex that made you come so hard that you’d feel boneless afterwards, needing a minute or two to catch your breath again.

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Querencia (Taehyung)

✿  querencia:

(n.) a place where from which one’s strengh is drawn, where one feels at home; the place where you are your most authentic self. ✿

Pairing: Kim Taehyung x reader.

Genre: Fluff.

Word Count: 1.5K.

Originally posted by kimthwriter

“Okay, honestly Y/N you’re not even trying now!”

You smile, but quickly try to hide it behind a poorly-done pout.

“Oh c’mon baby, give me a break, I’m doing my best here!”

Taehyung raised an eyebrow at you, uselessly trying to control the smile that was trying to push through his lips as he left down the couch you had just bought for your shared apartment and that he was trying to move across the living room, duty he had found a little more difficult than what it should’ve been thanks to you giving up after five seconds and lying down on said couch, grabbing a half-eaten package of chips that was on a near table.

“Your best? You’re just lying there –oh and now you’re eating? You asshole!”

“Well… that’s what I do best, so technically I am doing my best”

He starts to laugh uncontrollably as he throws himself on top of you.

“Hey! You’re crushing my spleen!”

“Y/N you don’t even know where your spleen is!”

You snort as you try to contain a laugh. He just chuckles, as he starts trying to take the chips’ package out of your hands, but as you try desperately to put it out of his reach; you end up throwing all its content on the floor. There’s a moment of silence as you both stare at the mess you’ve just made, but it doesn’t last very long.

“I’m so not cleaning that, you know it, right?”

“Y/N do you even know how to grab a broom?”

You look at him for a couple of seconds before letting out a nervous laughter.

“Pff, yeah… of course”

You blush furiously as he bursts in laughter once again before affectionately kissing your cheek, surrounding your neck with one of his arms.

“Why am I even dating you, you useless twat”

“Because you love me” you mockingly chant in his ear as you mess his hair.

“Yeah, I do” you look him in the eyes to see pure love filling them, and the teasing smile erases off from your face as his affectionate stare disarms you. You can’t help but desperately reach out for his lips, forgetting all about the chips on the floor, about having to move the sofa, about the rest of the universe. Every time your lips crashed into his, you felt at ease. Everything felt in calm, everything was alright, he made you easily forget about every single problem you had, every bad thing seemed to disappear as his hands caressed your back.

You pout as he breaks the kiss and stands up. You wish you could just stay in his arms forever, but you know you’ve got plenty of time to do so, that’s why you stand up when he offers you his hand, instead of just pulling him back to you and kiss him again, as you’d initially thought.

“Well, I know you’re completely useless but you could at least try to clean the mess you’ve made, love?” he teasingly says before gently grabbing your cheeks with both hands and kissing your forehead, “meanwhile I’m going to cook something”.

You let out a loud laugh as you stare at him with an eyebrow rose, trying to figure out if he was being serious or not. Yeah, sure, you weren’t the best at cleaning, but there was no way he would try and cook something, you didn’t want to die yet.

“Yeah… I love you from the bottom of my heart, but I don’t trust your cooking. Stay out of my kitchen”.

“Oh, you’ve hurt me” he pretends to cry, as he places a hand on his chest.

“Oh I call that bullshit! You’ve done nothing but insult me this last hour you giant asshole!” you say while smiling. He stops his acting to look deep into your eyes. He quickly places his hands on each side of your face and kisses your nose.

“You know I don’t mean it, right love? You’re the most important thing in this world to me, and I love you more than anything. Every time I look into your eyes, I just… I feel calm, I feel at home. I love you. You’re my home, you’re my happy place, never forget it, okay?”. You blush lightly, a shy smile creeping upon your lips as you softly kiss him.

“Oh god how cheesy of you” you stick your tongue out at him before softening a little. “Of course I know it, Tae, I would’ve already killed you otherwise, you adorable idiot. I love you too, and I wouldn’t trade you for anything in this world, my precious prince. Now lemme make us something delicious for dinner as you clean up, yeah?”

He nods as he kisses you one last time before going away to clean the chips from off the floor and finish moving the couch. You walk into the kitchen and start to cook, but a while later, as you feel Taehyung’s hands on your waist; you turn around, smiling, only to find him pant less, smiling widely at you like a little kid. You chuckle at his weirdness. He grabs a half-empty bottle of red wine that you had left on the table, pouting at you.

“Do we need more wine?”

You shake your head, laughing.

“No, I need more wine. You need to put your pants back on”

“But life is so freeing without them” he pouts once again. You let out a hysterical laugh, you didn’t really care about what he was wearing; if that were the case, the less the better, actually. You just liked to tease him; you two shared a kind of love that was hard to understand for other people, who would actually look confusedly at you as you taunted and insulted each other before melting in a passionate kiss full of love. “Plus” he continues, raising an eyebrow at you “this is my house you rebel so I do as I please”.

“Well it’s also my house so…”

“And who made you the queen?”

“I did it”

He gasps dramatically, “that’s a dictatorship you little punk!” You simply stuck out your tongue out at him and keep on cooking while he wanders around the kitchen without actually putting on his pants. You like it that way, getting to admire your boyfriend’s butt in all its greatness. You occasionally slap it while he’s distracted, to which he just smirks and winks at you.

“Oh my God Y/N this tastes horrible, how can you even eat it” he yells after tasting the first bite of the meal you had just left in front of him on the table. You slap his head.

“Well have you actually taste what you eat? I’d rather eat shit, mate”

“It’s what we’re doing right now anyway”

“I should’ve put poison in your food”

He does his dramatic gasp again, but laughs as he finishes eating everything. You know this was his strange way of telling you it was actually delicious. You would never get used to his weirdness and you just loved him for it. Every day was exciting with Tae, you never knew what to expect, he was always surprising you in every way he could.

“It was delightful, as usual babe” he says afterwards, kissing your forehead, but as you smiled and tried to stand up and pick up the leftovers to clean the table, he grabbed your hand and giggling dragged you to the bedroom.

“Tae I can’t leave the dishes there, you dirty id-“ he cuts you off with a kiss.

“I’ll clean them tomorrow morning, I swear, but I want to cuddle with you right now” he pouts, as he plays with your hands, making you smile widely.

“I can’t believe I am living with such a messy person”

“Says the girl that made a terrible mess on the floor like two hours ago”

“Chill it was just some chips you dork”

“Yeah because you hadn’t had to clean them”

“’Cause I was too busy cooking for your useless ass!”

He laughs and shakes his head as you take off your clothes and put one of his large shirts instead. He loved watching you in his clothes, so he couldn’t help tightly wrapping his arms around your waist, pulling you the closest to him you could go and kissing you deeply. You pushed him softly and you both fell onto the bed giggling like a pair of kids.

“I love you so fucking much” he whispers in your ear as he tucks you both in with a thick blanket and surrounds you, with his arms on your back and your legs intertwined in such a way that it was impossible to know which belonged to whom.

You wrap your arms around him and press your head against his chest, feeling his heartbeats was almost like a sedative to you, you never felt safest than when you were in his arms; he was your safe place, he was your home. You smiled against his bare chest before depositing a soft kiss against it.

“I love you too” you managed to say before you fell asleep to the comforting sensation of having him close to you.

Originally posted by join-the-kpop-army

Shower Singer Part 4

Hey guys, here’s part 4. I’m sorry it took a while, I’ve haven’t been too well, but I’m a lot better now so updates should be much quicker. I hope you guys enjoy this chapter and I’m sorry it’s so long (3,200 words!).The next chapter is going to be a big one! ;) Again, thank you everyone for all your feedback. I can’t tell you how happy it makes me.

Warnings: Swearing

You awoke early Monday morning along with your dorm mates. After a quick shower you headed down to the Great Hall for breakfast with your dorm mates where you found the boys already tucking into their breakfast. Lily pecked James on the cheek before plopping herself down next to him. You took a seat on Lily’s free side, while Mary and Marlene sat across from you. Feeling a set of eyes on you, you looked up to see Sirius giving you a small smile from across the table which you hesitantly returned. You still weren’t sure if you were considered ‘friends’ after your embarrassing run in with him yesterday, and for some strange reason you were hoping that you were friends with the handsome, arrogant, cocky bastard.

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Give it time

Pairing:  Tony DiNozzo x Reader

Word Count:  893

Warning:  Language

Tony unlocked the door to the apartment as quietly as possible.  He hoped since you had not answered his text message that you were sleeping.  As the door opened, he heard you yell out a string of obscenities then a loud thump of something falling to the floor.  His heart nearly stopped as he ran into the bedroom to find you perched on the side of the bed, one of your crutches on the floor close to the door.  You were crying with your hand over your face.

“God, [Y/N] you scared the hell out of me.  What’s the matter?”  You looked up quickly wiping the tears from your eyes.  

“Umm… sorry Tony… I was just… Damn it.  Why is this so damn hard?!”  Bursting into tears again, you kicked the other crutch with your good leg.  Tony came up, to sit down beside you.  He wrapped an arm around your shoulder then kissed your cheek.

“Baby, you need to give it time.  You have been home from the hospital for two days.  You seem to forget you almost died.  Do you remember all those blood transfusions and waking up from a six-hour surgery?  Do you remember that bullet that ripped through your leg?  Because I know, I do.  It was the worst day of my life.”  The tears continued flowing down your cheeks but you leaned into Tony’s embrace.

“I’m sorry.  I just can’t stand feeling like this.  I can barely move on my own.  It’s difficult to go to the bathroom by myself.  I am supposed to be an NCIS agent.  Not feel like a can’t function on my own.  I am out of work for who knows how long and I can’t treat it as a vacation.  We can’t even have sex until the stitches come out and I am not at risk of opening the wounds back up. Tony I am a mess!”  He laughed, as he held onto you tight.

“As much as I enjoy having sex with you.  Which I do enjoy, a lot.  You getting better is what I am concerned with right now, [Y/N].  Now are you hungry?”  Listening to him talk, you felt ridiculous.  You knew you needed the time to heal it was just frustrating the hell out of you not being able to be as independent as you had always been.  However, you nodded at him.  After the horrid hospital food for well over a week you were taking advantage of Tony ordering in whatever you wanted.

“Good, Thai will be here soon.  So let me carry you to the couch.  Then we can eat and watch whatever you want.  I promise not to complain about your awful taste in movies.”  With a slap to his arm you laughed.  You wiped away the last of the tears and lifted your arm for him to pick you up.  

“I do not have awful taste. You are just a movie snob, Anthony DiNozzo.”  Tony stood and slowly picked you up bridal style.  Careful not to jar your injured leg.  He brought you into the living and set you down carefully as if you were something breakable.  It made your heart almost burst as he looked down at you with so much love and kissing the end of your nose lightly.

After finishing your food, the two of you talked and cuddled while you made him watch Deadpool for the fifth time.  It did not matter how many times you watched it, you laughed every time.  As always he suffered through because he loved hearing, you laugh.  Later on when your pain meds had kicked in, Tony carried you back to bed to settle in for the night.  It took several minutes to get you situated as to sleep as comfortably as possible without being able to change position.  A million pillows surrounded you left very little room for Tony to sleep.  But he refused to sleep on the couch.  That would be too far from you.  He had to make sure you were safe all the time now.  Even if it meant a tiny sliver of the bed to sleep on.

He watched you sleep for well over an hour to make sure you stayed comfortable.  Several nights you had woken up when you turned unknowingly moving your leg, causing a great deal of pain.  Tony’s mind flashed back to the night you were hurt.  The two of you had been out to dinner.  His plan had been to finish dinner then take you to the park with the fountain in the middle that lit up.  The same place he had kissed you the first time.  He was going to get down onto one knee and ask you to marry him.  But Gibbs had interrupted dinner with a case.  A case that ended with you shot and the suspect dead.  Now over a week later he was making plans to try again. He would not fail this time. After watching you in the hospital night after night and now at home, he did not want to miss a moment with you.

“I love you so much, [Y/N].” Tony whispered before kissing your head. He pulled the velvet box from his pocket and put it in the drawer of the bedside table.  Tomorrow would be the day that started the rest of your lives together.

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albuqueline-deactivated20170804  asked:

50. Supercat. ❤️

This ended up being really long and took forever to write, but I hope you enjoy! Since it was author’s choice, I picked two prompts. Let me know if you can figure out which ones. Thank you! Here on A03.


Soooo…” Kara made a grand gesture with her arm, hiccuping as she grabbed the stool, stopping herself from falling. “What do you think?”

“When you told me about this place, I wasn’t sure if I should be picturing Star Wars or Total Recall,” Cat tried not to slur, meticulously scoping out the scene over the noise from the jukebox.

“And?” Kara grinned, taking another swig of her beer.

“I can’t really say,” she shook her head, sipping her martini. “There doesn’t appear to be any signs of imminent danger, but there’s still a decided level of…skeeviness…hanging in the air.”

“That’s just the Boloreans,” Kara snorted, whispering. “You’ll get used to it. It’s just their mating ritual.”

“And you would know this…how?” Cat smirked. “Did you try mating with one of them?”

“Did I…” she flustered, cheeks turning crimson as her mouth fell open. “I have not tried…done…that, thank you.”

Cat laughed softly as she squirmed, eyes narrowing before casting them around the dimly lit space.

Kara couldn’t help but sigh, leaning on her elbow, grinning dopily as she watched her. This was crazy. She knew she shouldn’t have brought her here, but ever since Cat discovered her secret, she’d been unable to stop her from digging further, getting closer, wanting to discover more truths. That, and her new gig helping the president resettle alien refugees meant needing to understand better where they came from. This, Kara figured, was as good a place as any to start. 

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Happy Valentine’s Day

There is it, guys!

Once again, thank you for sticking around and being so patient! Warning: smut and fluff ahead!

I look up from my computer screen and realize I am the last one in the office. Everyone left early, probably to be with their other halves for Valentine’s Day. I don’t really care, Jared is in New York until Friday on business, but it’s not like we celebrate Valentines anyway. I look at my watch. 6pm. I think it’s time to call it a day. I have a bottle of wine with my name on it and a skype date with my man.

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Super Junior...5AM thoughts...

I can’t believe it’s been two years. It feel like just yesterday Siwon left and now he’s back. Waow! Everyone came back so fast. 

The longest I’ve had to endure was Kangin and Sungmin. That is probably because they never updated their social media a lot during their service so I never saw their faces much. At one point, I just couldn’t take it anymore. I missed Sungmin so much I cried to myself. I just wanted him back. The closer it got to his discharge date, the more impatient and restless I became until pictures and videos were uploaded of him walking out with a huge smile on his face. I was so happy that day! :’) (then some people ruined it for us both)

With Sungmin back, I took a huge sigh of relief and didn’t get emotional over the other members being gone (mostly because they still made a few posts here and there when they were on vacation). Now, I look at Kyuhyun and Ryeowook’s discharge date…2018 and 2019…and I pray that time flies by. 

I was busy with university when Siwon, Donghae, and Eunhyuk left so maybe that’s why it feels fast. Plus, the group was on hiatus and I decided that this was my change to give me studies and life all the focus it needed because I knew it would be a mess once again when they made a comeback. 

Now, Siwon is back and we only have two more members to go. :)

It was so hard seeing Kangin leave since he was the first one, then Heechul and Leeteuk. One by one…but after Leeteuk came back I was at peace. It became routine and I just wanted them to go and get it over with so they can come back sooner. I respect their duty to participate in this mandatory service and I am proud of them for completing it. But, you can’t disagree that it did cause some struggles in the fandom - especially at the start. We got through it though.

And now they’re almost done!!!! 


Summary: Phil calls Dan a slut during sex and Dan doesn’t like it. 

Genre: Fluff/Angst/Smut
Warning: degradation, dub-con
Wordcount: 1.8k
A/N: I decided it’s time to finally start working on the prompts in my inbox. I have no idea how old this one is, I’m sorry it took me so long. 

If someone would ask Dan how his sex life was, he’d confidently reply that it was great. Him and Phil, they had plenty of sex. In the bedroom. In the living room. In the kitchen. In the shower. And not only did they have plenty of sex, they also had good sex. Mind-blowing sex. The kind of sex that made you come so hard that you’d feel boneless afterwards, needing a minute or two to catch your breath again.

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I skipped yesterday because I was in a funk.  Still kind of in a funk today.

- A political ban on a particular thing doesn’t necessarily stop it from happening anyway.  People will continue to volunteer and serve just as they always have - of all types (historically LGBT have served regardless of policy).  They do this as a way of giving a middle finger to the system.  I fully realize the difference between making it ok and then limiting people’s freedoms - I do what I do because I believe in fighting for equality and freedom (and that’s my job).  Many times in our history people have done things secretly that allows them to have the same experiences as everyone else while fighting for rights.  That isn’t optimal or fair but it’s been the path.  Most people don’t even realize that something was even a thing until it’s given a name.  That’s how I see this unfolding.

- Playlists.  Music has always been a great way for me to move through (or remain inside) a particular emotional state.  We had a fairly large iTunes library where all of our consolidated media exists on a 12TB drive.  I haven’t opened it for months.  The laptop that is used as a media server has sat in a box next to the hard drive for as long.  So I’ve been utilizing Spotify as a stopgap (if you know my actual name you can add me.  My Facebook is deactivated but it’s not hard to piece together from here or follow the breadcrumbs on Spotify and troll others to find me).  Saturday is going to be an attempt at opening that thing up and dive into a couple playlists that I want/need for workouts and then I’ll probably mothball the server again.  Netflix for life!

- I have to plan vacation for September (After WHATUP).  I’m aiming for two weeks.  That’s after being in school for a month.  We’ll see if this place can support me being gone for that long without burning down.

- I have all the food and nothing to eat at home.  Ok so that’s a lie - I don’t any cartons of Oreos and Doritos and Mt. Dew and Tombstone pizzas at home so I can’t eat them.

- There’s a lot of stalling going on and dragging out of things that I am now having to force in order to get things done so I’m not trapped and can heal.  Several months later and the title transfer paperwork isn’t signed (the dealership is holding onto the Tundra asking WTF).  Stalls on the storage unit.  I’m still doing the mail shuffle (we have a PO Box at a UPS Store and apparently you can’t use the USPS mail forwarding system so you have to individually update your address for each thing).  It’s all either a fucked up form of control or laziness because this isn't the MO for someone who normally makes a decision and is then on it like white on rice.

- Friday is breakfast taco day.

Introducing a character is hard. You have to figure out how to make the reader interested in them right away, how to present their sparkling personality just right without info dumping, how to casually work their name in a conversation when no one would reasonably have cause to say it…

Yeah, well, I’m here to make it harder. Here are some character intro pet peeves.

  • The vigilante intro . Wherein the character performs some heroic act (or relatively heroic) in order to show off their good heart or something, after which point the entire incident is completely dropped and no one ever speaks of it again. Depending on the details, this can go from irritating to downright dangerous, because stopping a bully/mugger/whatever once and then never calling authorities or following up, etc, doesn’t do jack diddly.
  • The ‘it’s just a mask’ intro . Wherein the character will behave one way, but it’ll turn out to just be a social front which is then never used again, and it only exists in order to set up conflict between two characters. (I don’t care if it is a facade, if it’s one you’re dedicated to, that means habits. Habits don’t disappear overnight.)
  • The 'woe is my life’ intro . Thoroughly possible that this is just me, but I hate being slapped in the face with how bad a character’s life is right from the start. I’m going to need a little neutral ground before shit starts hitting the fan.
  • The 'trying way too hard to set up contrast’ intro . So your jerk is a jerk, and over the course of the book they turn into…well, at the least, less of a jerk. Cool! Great! Bring it on! Ooo, but not all at the start. Please, please, please do not, knowing that they get less jerky, try to front-load all of their bad traits at once. Come on too strong, and their transformation seems less authentic. You do not need to reach vile extremes in order to have contrast.

What are some of your pet peeves?


Left is from fall 2014, and the right was taken a couple weeks ago. The left picture I was sad af… even though then I was working out at least 4 days a week, My boyfriend at the time treated me like shit and constantly put my looks down because I wasn’t losing weight/toning up fast enough for his liking. He reminded me on a daily basis that I was fat, and would tell me I needed to do something about it.

I became so insanely hard on myself, I felt worthless, I was depressed and heartbroken, and I lost most of my motivation to continue feel really good about myself, which resulted in me not working out anymore. If it isn’t obvious between the two pictures, I have gained weight since then. I worked so hard at finding self worth and love, and since doing so I feel way better about myself, I feel more confident (although I do still have my days where I don’t like certain things about my body), and every day I’m finding things about myself to love more.

I feel that I’m finally at that point in my life that I’m ready to take things back. I’ll likely get back into the whole “fit for me” thing and get back into working out again… now I just need better motivation that I can stick to.

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anonymous asked:

I AM SO FRUSTATED. They didn't cut today's moment but they did it at the same time. I mean I wanted it to be longeeeeeeeeeer I wanted to see everyone's face like WTF THIS TWO AGAIN and PLEASE JUNGKOOK'S FACE HE WAS D.E.C.E.A.S.E.D. it remembered me to the moment in that video where Jimin is saying all the good things about him and Jungkookie seemed to be dying hard and AAHHH I CAN'T ANYMORE. I'm waiting SO BAD for their vlive. I NEED IT IN MY LIFE.

okay but same. like, i love that we at least got this moment. but i would’ve loved for it to be even a second longer. like, you could tell jungkook was struggling to not do something. and i wonder if the boys were evn fazed, or if they’re used to it. idk, all i know is i love it so much. and omg, i want the vlive but i’m not holding my breath. knowing jikook we aren’t gonna get it lmaooo. 

College!Harry AU - Part One

You sank back in to your chair as you tried to keep up with the pace which your professor was speaking down at the front. He was mumbling something about the US Judicial System while you sat wishing you hadn’t taken part in that one last round of shots at Liquor last night. You barely remembered waking up at this point, never mind how you got home just a few hours ago, probably stumbling across the campus, your heels digging in to the grass as you walked before finally dragging yourself up the two flights of stairs to find your room mate, Liv, just seconds ahead of you, it would seem, in the drunken walk home stakes.

Yawns appeared one after the other, half from the hangover and half from how boring this class felt this morning. Usually, you’d be so eager to be here, Political Science was what you wanted to do, even with all the added Liberal Arts classes (you were still struggling to understand the American university system) but you suddenly realised why they have Friday and Saturday nights - so you don’t go out on Thursdays…and every other night for that matter. Your eyes were slowly closing every few moments, your brain only awoken by the animated sounds the professor was using for his slideshow and every so often you’d hear the sighs of fellow students as they too were brought out of their relaxed states. He’d done it on purpose, hadn’t he? Every professor on campus knew that almost every first year, sorry, freshman, went to Liquor every Thursday night so they planned their Friday classes to annoy as many students as possible. Thankfully, this professor wasn’t one to save the most important parts of the course for 9am on a Friday nor set a paper to be on his desk by Monday morning.

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Turn loose the mermaids(Part 6)

Me:*sees drama|Me:….Anyway, did anybody asks for Captain Noir getting  a heart attack? Here is part 6 guys

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When Chat Noir came back in his cabin, it was midday. His mermaid was still in his bed, her tail taking the place of her legs. Yet she was still covered in his jacket and holding it like it was her most treasured possession. Her rosy lips were parted slightly and her long, dark eyelashes rested against her pale cheeks. She gave a content sigh and Chat almost dropped the tray with her food. It was by far one of the most heavenly sounds he had ever heard.

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awesomesauce432 submitted:

The first person I came out to was my twin brother. It was actually when I first discovered asexuality. I was so excited, because it sounded so much like me. It just fit. I wanted to tell someone, just to talk it over. Mostly just to confirm it for me, for him to say ‘oh yeah, that sounds like you’. He was totally cool with it. Even now, (I’m not out to the rest of my family yet) over a year later, he’s still supportive, quietly looking at me whenever someone says something that indirectly aphobic to make sure I’m okay. It, in turn gave me the courage to come out to my friends. I actually came it over text, because I couldn’t work u the courage to do it in person. I knew it would be fine, because two of my friends were already out as bisexual, and another was asexual as well. But it was still nerve wracking. But again, they were totally supportive. Some of my friends tend to make some nsfw jokes (which I normally don’t mind, but sometimes they get a little much) and all I need to say is ‘lmao I don’t relate’ and they just go like 'oh-OH whoops! Sorry!’ and start talking about something else. Old habits die hard I guess. But I don’t mind, they’re trying. And I just feel so much happier, especially since I’ve got another asexual friend in real life.
I’m not out to everyone in my life yet, but those I am out to were completely supportive and understanding, and it was just so amazing for me, since I was going through a lot of personal stuff unrelated to my sexuality at the time.


Requested by this lovely lady @fyeahsethmacfarlane 😘 I hope you like it! And I might consider doing a part two??? Hmmm….


(Seth’s P.O.V)

It has been an extremely rare case for me not to come to work. As much as I hate slacking on work, I decided to take the day off. I won’t let myself be sent to the hospital again from exhaustion. I’ll admit though it does feel nice to sleep in. My phone rings and it took a lot for me to answer. I looked to see who was calling and it was Alec.


“Seth! I know it’s your day off but I was wondering if you would grab some lunch with me and discuss some ideas for the show?” Alec asks.

“I mean, I guess I can meet you. It is really boring here and I know it’s going to drive me crazy if I don’t do something. I’ll meet you in 20 minutes.”

(Tina’s P.O.V)

“Tina, you need to get out in the world and meet some people! It’s been five years and I can tell how lonely you feel.”

“I’m not lonely at all! I’m happy with my life. I don’t see why you keep worrying so much.”

“I worry for many reasons. One, you’re my best friend. Two, you have Josie who has no father. Three, you need to feel love again.”

My best friend has been trying hard to get you back into the dating life. Truth is, I don’t really care to much for it. I’m tired of getting hurt and getting disappointed. I have convinced myself that all I need in this world is my daughter and my family. Here’s the thing. I don’t exactly make the best decisions in life. Before my daughter was born I fell in love with the most amazing man you could ever meet. His charm and his appearance just put you under a spell. He was the rare type. The type of man who showed how much he loved and cared about you. The type of man who was always loyal and proved that his eyes were only on you. The type of man who made you happy, no matter what.

Things were getting pretty serious. I moved into his place so we had more time together. Little did I know, time was soon going to end something beautiful. We started to grow apart. At first, I understood his schedule and supported his dreams and his career. I still do. He started coming home really late. He never wanted a day off. As much as it broke my heart, I needed to do the right thing. We separated a week before I found out I was pregnant with Josie. When I found out, I tried contacting him but never received a call back. I took that as a sign of never wanting to see me again. I’ve been on my own ever since.

“Mommy I’m hungry!” Josie says running over to me.

I groan and tilt my head back. “I still need to go to the grocery store.”

“How about you, Josie, and I go out for lunch instead?” My friend asks.

“Is that okay with you sweetheart?” I ask Josie. She nods her head in excitement. I got everything together and we headed out to lunch. The waiter sat us down at our table and we began looking through the menu.

“Are you guys ready to order?” Our waiter appears. We gave him what we wanted and he gave me a look before walking away.

“Tina he is cute! He was totally checking you out.”

“Oh my god, can you just let the whole dating idea go? There’s no way that I’m going to put myself through that again. Not a chance.”

“What’s dating, momma?” Josie asks.

“Something you’re not allowed to do until you’re 30.” I said confidently.

“30?! That’s really old!” She says and I laugh. All of a sudden my friend’s face dropped and she froze. Staring at something behind me. Confused, I turn around to see what was happening. Then I saw. I felt a knot in my stomach and I began to panic.

“Oh no…”

“Tina, breathe. You need to calm yourself.”

“How can I be calm when ‘you know who’ is 8 feet away from me and just so happens to be the father of someone in particular?!” My hands start to fidget with each other and I took small deep breaths to compose myself.

“Well, maybe it’s time to let him know. Tina he has every right to know.” My friend says.

“So I’m supposed to just casual say hi and then introduce him to Josie? It’s not going to be easy!”

“I never said it would be but I do know that it is the right thing to do. It’s not only fair to him, but to Josie as well.”

She was right. The decision I made five years ago was pretty selfish of me. I was think more about myself and our relationship during that time. I decide to give in. I took a deep breath, slowly got up from my chair, and walked over to his table.
(Seth’s POV)

“So during the meeting this morning we came up with a list of subplots for the show and I just wanted to run them by with you in case you want to add more to it.” Alec explains.

We began brainstorming ideas and getting lost into work. Out of nowhere, I saw someone walk up to our table. My eyes slowly travel up and my heart skipped a beat once I saw her face. It was Tina. She looks so damn beautiful and breathtaking. She looks happy.

“Hi, Seth…” She mumbles.


“I’m going to take a call. I’ll be back.” Alec gets up from his seat and walks outside.

“Uhh, I know this is really awkward and weird. You probably don’t want to see me. There’s actually an important reason as of why I’m here right now. Can we talk?” She asked.

“Of course. You can sit down.”

She slowly sits in the chair and nervously tucks her hair behind her ear.

“So listen, I don’t want to bring up the past. In this case though, I have to explain myself first before telling you the real reason.”

“I understand.”

She explained her reasons on wanting to leave and the struggles she had when we were together.

“Tina, I’m sorry for everything I put you through. I feel like a complete idiot for not realizing sooner. I wanted more time with you. I just didn’t know how to get it with everything I’m in charge of doing now.”

“Well, I wanted to tell you something that is definitely going to hit hard and I want you to prepare yourself before I say another word.”

She’s starting to freak me the hell out. I cleared my throat and sat up straight.

“Okay, I’m ready.”

She looks behind me and nods her head. I look in the same direction and see a woman walking over with a little girl.

“Mommy.” The little girl says, reaching her arms for Tina. Tina picks her up and sets her on her lap. I start to feel a little light headed and tense as I began to have a million thoughts in my mind.

“Seth, this is Josie. She is five years old… and she is our daughter.”

“What? You mean- I’m-” I couldn’t get a damn sentence out. I am in total shock. I start to notice Josie’s features. Her dark brown curly hair, big brown eyes, rosy cheeks, and a perfect little smile. I can see it…

“Why didn’t you tell me? Five years Tina! I would’ve wanted to be there for you every step of the way! How could you keep this from me?!” I snapped. All these emotions are hitting me at once I don’t know how to act.

“Josie go with your aunt.” I give Josie to my friend and they walked away.

“Tina, answer me.”

“First of all, don’t talk to me like that. Second, I have tried to tell you! I found out a week after moving out and the first thing I did was call. I kept trying for what felt like weeks and got no response. What did that tell me Seth? You clearly wanted me out of your life for good. Plus, you would’ve never had the time for a relationship let alone a kid.”

“If I would have known the situation I would’ve made that my number one priority! Whether you wanted to stay together or not, I would still want to be apart of that child’s life.” I put my head in my hands to restrain myself from getting worked up.

“I do want you to be in her life. I realized that it wasn’t fair to keep you two away from each other. It’s not like you were ever a bad guy. I know you wouldn’t hurt her.” I looked into her eyes and I could tell how guilty she felt. I straightened myself out and let go some of my anger.

“So, how is this going to work?” I ask.

“Well, we could meet up somewhere tomorrow and explain some things to Josie. You two get to know each other and then we will come up with a parenting plan. I know she won’t fully understand but it breaks my heart every time she asks me why she doesn’t have a dad like all her other friends do.”

“What do you tell her?”

“The truth. That mommy made a mistake that she didn’t take time thinking through before making a final decision.” I heard her voice crack and saw tears start to form. I got out of my seat held her in my arms.

“I’m so sorry, Seth.” She cries.

“It’s okay. We’re going to get it all figured out. I promise that I’ll be there every single step of the way. I’m not putting anything above the both of you. We’ll get through this.”

I never thought that this would happen to me. Now that it has, I know that I need to be there. I lost Tina once. Now I have Josie. I couldn’t live with myself if I lost them both. It’s time to make a change for the better.







@skam is it too much to ask that we get to see a clip of them meeting up orrrr??? bc you can’t leave a gurl hanging like that!!!

Disney Princess Starter Sentences
  • "I'm awfully sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you."
  • "Oh you can talk. I'm so glad."
  • "A wishing apple?"
  • "Want to know a secret? Promise not to tell?"
  • "Please don't send me away. If you do, she'll kill me."
  • "Why, that means I can go too."
  • "They can't order me to stop dreaming."
  • "I can't believe. Not anymore."
  • "Oh well, what's a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull and-and-and boring and-and completely...completely wonderful."
  • "But, you see, I have the other slipper."
  • "He's coming here tonight. I promised to meet him."
  • "Well I'm really not supposed to speak to strangers...but we've met before."
  • "Why do they still treat me like a child?"
  • "Oh we talk together and talk together and just before we say goodbye, he takes me in his arms and then...I wake up."
  • "This is the happiest day of my life. Everything's so wonderful!"
  • "I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad."
  • "You're not getting cold fins now, are you?"
  • "If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again."
  • "I've never seen a human this close before."
  • "Don't be such a guppy."
  • "Well, some people use their imagination."
  • "You are positively primeval."
  • "Wait! Take me instead!"
  • "Don't talk like that. You'll be alright. We're together now, everything's going to be fine, you'll see."
  • "What do you know about my dreams?"
  • "At least some good will come of me being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you."
  • "Do as I command! Release him!"
  • "Please try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends. Except you."
  • "How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!"
  • "They're after me! They're after you?"
  • "Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us."
  • "What you mean is not like you."
  • "If you kill him, you'll have to kill me too."
  • "I'm needed here."
  • "Lately I've been having this dream."
  • "My ancestors sent a little lizard to help?"
  • "I never want to see a naked man again."
  • "With all due respect, I think I've been away from home long enough."
  • "Just because I look like a man, doesn't mean I have to smell like one."
  • "So you'll die for honor?"
  • "The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work."
  • "Listen here, mister. This stick in the mud and has had to work two jobs her whole life you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chambermaids around your ivory tower."
  • "Once you two are married, are you gonna keep your promise?"
  • "My daddy never did get what he wanted but he had what he needed. He had love! He never lost sight of what was really important. And neither will I!"
  • "My dream wouldn't be complete without you in it."
  • "Today is kind of the biggest day of my life. And the thing is I need you not to get him arrested."
  • "Okay, okay, okay. I've got a person...in my closet."
  • "Something brought you here. Call it what you will fate....destiny..."
  • "Who are you and how did you find me?"
  • "That's the funny thing about birthdays, they're kind of an annual thing."
  • "If you had a chance to change your fate, would you?"
  • "There come a day I don't have to be a princess. No rules, no expectations."
  • "There are those who say fate is something beyond our command. That destiny is not our own, but I know better. Our fate lives within us, you only have to be brave enough to see it."
  • "I'd rather die than be like you."
  • "Some say our destiny is tied to the land, as much a part of us as we are of it."
  • "The only frozen heart around here is yours."
  • "Please! I can't live like this anymore."
  • "Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out? What are you so afraid of?"
  • "Can I say something crazy?"
  • "This is awkward. Not you're awkward but just because we're-I'm awkward, you're gorgeous-wait, what?"
  • "I said enough!"
  • "The party is over. Close the gates."
  • "No, I belong here. Alone. Where I can be who I am...without hurting anybody."
  • "I never knew what I was capable of."
  • "So...this is what a party looks like."