Look, ok. It is hilarious character-driven action-packed fun times. all things I and most long time PR fans are 100% here for.
All in all, I adore my sons,
Zack [“My mom’s the BEST”] Taylor,
Billy [actual heart and soul of the film] Cranston and
Jason [will literally bitch slap idiots who mess with his team] Lee Scott,
just as much as I full on love my daughters
Kimberley [reformed queen bitch and baddest fucking ass] Hart and
Trini [jumps an actual fuckin chasm to avoid the chit chat (tbh same)] Kwan/Gomez/what-is-her-surname-here-I-do-not-know.
seriously, go watch this film. I just know it’s gonna be underrated as hell, and I cannot watch it fail in the box office because the critics have never watched a single Power Rangers episode in their lives.
i hate how “netflix and chill” is a sexualized phrase now like no if i ask you to come watch netflix and chill ima be in my sweatpants eating ice cream out of the container with a big spoon im not gonna fuck you
okay, but consider with me… Andrew and Neil in a blanket fort
they’re both almost always cold, their apartment is covered in blankets and blanket capes are a wardrobe staple
Andrew is also making Neil watch every Disney movie because the fact that he hasn’t seen them is, quite frankly, unacceptable, this is possibly the only thing Andrew has ever verbally agreed about with Matt
also, Andrew likes watching kids movies bc they’re all just relaxing and safe (when he’s feeling bad he puts them on as background noise, also Aaron likes them too and watching films was pretty much the only thing they did together when they first met, but all this is for another time)
so they get hold of a shit tonne of Disney movies and sweets and they’re ready
and then construction begins on the fort because on the rare occasion that Andrew actually puts effort into something he doesn’t do it by halves, the final product is a mess, but a very warm and snuggly mess bc they’ve moved their mattress into the living room and gathered every pillow and blanket in their entire house
they’re both so tiny that they can sit up under the ‘ceiling’
Andrew is eating all the sweets and Neil is still in awe of the fact that he can keep eating, where is it going Andrew??
So they sit there and work their way through the stack of movies
‘Lilo and Stitch’ turns Neil into a sobbing wreck (’ohana means family. family meant nobody gets left behind’) Andrew ups the hate percentage as he pretends he isn't stroking Neil’s hair to calm him down
they’re also low-key holding hands most of the time, or they have their pinkies linked together
Andrew has now eaten all the ice-cream in probably the entire northern hemisphere, he also gives Neil a spoonful every so often, Neil doesn’t even really like ice cream but he always accepts bc Andrew doesn’t care about a lot of things but ice cream is really up there and sharing it is about as close as Andrew gets to saying ‘i love you’
It’s like 2 am when they’re both really tired and they’ve reached that point of no return when you can’t bring yourself to get up and actually go to bed
so they just lie there and turn the volume down and Neil is snuggled against Andrew's side (they’ve been together for so long now that they’re used to sleeping together and don’t try to knock each other out whenever they move) and they fall asleep like that and it’s all soft and warm and safe and lovely