i need that on a t shirt real bad

anonymous asked:

47 with jimon 😊( you dont have to do this if you dont have time ) You are amazing and I love your blog

47. “No one needs to know.”

There’s a lot of ways Simon thought his and Jace’s first kiss would go.

Because, let’s be real, although Simon had never actually expected it to happen, his brain loves betraying him and fantasizing about these kind of things regardless. And for some reason, he always expected it to be rough. Simon thrown against a wall after a particularly bad mission, Jace yelling at him, coming closer and closer until he would finally kiss him. Or Simon, for the first time in his life, unable to actually form any words, would grab Jace’s t-shirt in frustration and haul him into a kiss.

He never thought it would be like this: Jace’s hand on his cheek, gently lifting up his face. Jace’s eyes, showing a hint of hesitation probably for the first time in his life. Jace’s other hand, slowly coming to rest on Simon’s hip. Jace’s lips, coming closer, closer, closer, until they finally softly pressed against Simon’s.

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lets talk about how I got my Bleed The Pigs merch in the mail along with an inspirational “Find GOD in your Life” DVD someone slipped in there because they thought that I needed to be saved. lmfao so I slutted up my t-shirt, it’s a dress now and I’m keeping the DVD because it’s actually pretty good. 

Shoutout to afrogrrrlxvx <3 because real recognize real and bad bitch recognize bad bitch. 

Dirty Little Secret || Luke OS (smut)

Pairing: Y/N | Luke
Smut: yes | no
Request: YES | you’re dating one of the guys (ashton maybe?) and Luke has a crush on you. Smut please?

It was always the same.
Since the first day Ashton had brought her to their place, Luke knew she was trouble. He could still remember how she looked that day. It was a Friday and Luke had just gotten back from class, ready to have a quiet night binge watching his favorite show with a beer and another bowl of badly cooked pasta. He wasn’t that much of a party animal, only enjoying a few social drinks every now and then. Ashton on the other hand, was always up for a night out. He would always try and get him out of the shoe box they called their apartment and sometimes, just sometimes, Luke would agree, thinking a few beers couldn’t be that bad, only to end up in the loudest club at 4am wishing he was in bed already. 

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She glances up and freezes, pinning me with intelligent, discerning eyes—the bluest of blue that seem to see right through me. It’s as unnerving as the first time I met her. She just stares, shocked I think, and I don’t know if this is a good response or a bad response.

“Miss Steele. What a pleasant surprise.”

“Mr. Grey,” she whispers, breathy and flustered. Ah… a good response. 

“I was in the area. I need to stock up on a few things. It’s a pleasure to see you again, Miss Steele.” A real pleasure. She’s dressed in tight T-shirt and jeans, not the shapeless shit she was wearing earlier this week. She’s all long legs, small waist, and perfect tits. She continues to gape, and I have to resist the urge to reach out and tip her chin up to close her mouth. I’ve flown from Seattle just to see you, and the way you look right now, it was worth the journey.

nothing-99  asked:

I have a few ideas for shamy stories but unfortunately I'm a terrible writer so here are my ideas :D( I'm from Germany.) : -shamy together sightseeing -shamy watching the northern lights -Shamy celebrating their child's birthday -Sheldon watching Amy fall asleep -Amy taking care of a sick Sheldon after he comes home from his train journey -Sheldon trying to convince Amy to dress up as (something I don't know) for comic con -Sheldon and Amy dancing at Leonard's and Penny's wedding

*drugged up Sheldon voice*  I’m baaaaccck.  Not that I was really that gone, but I rested my brain a little and here is a new story for you.

Hi.  Thanks for the prompts.  You gave me a lot of options, so I picked Sheldon watching Amy fall asleep.  I hope you enjoy.

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Au Finn and Rae Get To Know Each Other (Finn's POV)

This was fun to write simply because some of the bits that I was writing from Finn’s POV made me want to laugh!

I have developed a little list of people who wanted to be tagged in this. I have also added anyone who showed any interest so if you do/don’t want to be tagged please do tell me! 

lolflash kneekeyta murderyoursoul rinncincin tinakegg 

bitchy-broken - Hi Dawn! You didn’t make me paranoid! In fact I’m glad you agreed with what I was thinking when I read it over after posting it! I am very glad you liked it xx 

Here are the previous installments….enjoy!



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Meet Ryan

Why I’m Here:  I’m here because I believe hope is real. Because I believe help is necessary. Because I believe that every bad night deserves the morning. Because people need other people. Because you and I are loved way beyond our own perception. Because I believe TWLOHA is a safe place to go when you don’t know where else to turn to. Because our lives shouldn’t be defined by our struggles, but who we are because of them.

Stuff I Like:  Hot sauce, hot fries, music, friends, Colorado sunsets, mountains, YouTube, longboarding, the beach, band t-shirts, Marvel movies/comics, road trips, camping, the movie theater, vinyl, my dog Daisy, my cats, my parents, my brothers, concerts, Netflix. 

I would most likely stuff the office fridge with:  Hot sauce (maybe not in the fridge), pudding, green chili, cheese sticks, vitamin water, pizza. 

If my music is on, I’m listening to: Switchfoot, Jon Foreman, twenty one pilots, Walk the Moon, Bastille, Colony House, Billy Joel, The Civil Wars, T-Swizzle (AKA-  Taylor Swift), Echosmith, Paper Route, Imagine Dragons, NEEDTOBREATHE, Noah Gundersen, Kings of Leon, Hozier, Paramore, Relient K, Rhett and Link, Ed Sheeran, Florence and The Machine, Foster the People, fun., Misterwives, Jason Mraz, or some good old Sinatra. 

Outside of the office, I’m most likely: Taking a walk, playing guitar/ukulele, in bed, watching youtube videos, on the couch, at the beach, Chipotle, at a concert, wishing I was at a concert.

If you had a free plane ticket, where would you go?  New Zealand.

If you could guest star on any TV show, what would it be and why?  Probably the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, because I love him.  Or Key and Peele, because they are hilarious. 

If you had one superpower, what would it be and why?  Time manipulation, because I am always late. 

anonymous asked:

Bug bites! and soothing and Darcy/Steve or Darcy/Bucky...I really hate bug bites, btws.

“Which do you want? Calamine or aloe?” Darcy holds up two bottles. Steve’s a little more familiar with the calamine, and he holds out his hand for the pink bottle. “Oh don’t be ridiculous, Steve, you got bit everywhere, even you can’t reach your back. Why didn’t you have the doctors do this?”

“It didn’t seem so bad a  couple of hours ago,” Steve says, “I didn’t think I really needed anything, should have healed up real quick.”

“Was that after the mutant bugs ate your shirt and started in on your skin?” Darcy blinks as she looks over the sheer expanse of Steve’s back and every one of the raised red marks, “Lie down on your stomach.”

Steve does, lies down on on her tile floor, pulling his white t shirt over his head, and Darcy takes a breath and just a moment to appreciate that Steve came here for this, when he could have gone anywhere. Anyone in the tower would gladly get their hands on Steve. “Jesus,” Darcy exhales, because his back looks torn up, “You’ve been scratching up a storm, haven’t you? That’s why it won’t heal, you just keep reopening the scabs.”

His skin his hot, his skin is paler than she thought, she wants to touch his skin with something more than just clinical appreciation. She sets to work, dotting every bite with the pale pink lotion. But there’s something bubbling inside of her and when he sighs when her fingers graze over an unbitten part of his shoulder, she has to ask, “So come to me? It can’t be my totally swank tile floor. Everyone has that.”

Some muscle or another tightens and relaxes, “If I say you were the first person that came to mind when I thought of who I wanted to touch me, would that be appropriate?”

Darcy lays her hand flat on his back, “Totally appropriate. How about I finish this part up and then we can talk before you turn over?”

“Probably a very good idea,” and Darcy can see his smile from here.

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Have an update! Soul Eater college AU. Beginning and previous chapters can be read here, new update can be read here or below. 

Chapter Summary: Still on vacation at Kid’s house, Maka heads into town to get coverage for her sunburn. Hot tub shenanigans, Black Star antics, and girl bonding time ahead.

Eternal gratitude to my betas professor-makabendandcurlkhaleesimaka​ and especially marshofsleep​ on this one for listening to my medication induced ramblings and taking on the brunt of my fever writing. 

Summer Came Like Cinnamon

June 2nd

Maka tries to roll over onto her stomach because her back is killing her; she curses being so fair-skinned. She had put sunscreen on, too! She figures it probably rinsed off when Soul had unceremoniously thrown her in the water, the jerk, and now he’s commandeered her hand, keeping her from getting in a more comfortable position.

How had this hand-holding started? It’s a mystery, but her arm is asleep and his hand is sweaty.

She pries their interlocked fingers apart delicately, hoping not to wake him up – or wake anyone else up for that matter. She gets her hand away and rolls over with a satisfied sigh. Soul grumbles in his sleep, but doesn’t stir. He’s face down and undoubtedly drooling, his hair plastered to his face.

She dozes off until she feels him stirring next to her; she opens her eyes cautiously to see him sitting up and trying to flatten his hair.

Soul’s bed head is not to be trifled with.

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