i need start watching this damn

So I’m a lifeguard and the amount of people that leave their small children (like 5 and under) in the beach areas (where the water starts from nothing then gets gradually deeper) of the pool unattended. And whenever I have to tell them that they need to be with their kids, they always ask stuff like “why? Isnt that why you’re here?” Like????? No bitch????? I’m here to watch everyone in this pool, not babysit your damn kids.
On a different occasion, this lady left her toddler (like a year and half old, could barely sit up by its self) and she walked away from her kid, sat down, and TOOK OUT A BOTTLE OF VODKA. The other guards saw it and our manager came out and told her that alcohol isn’t allowed inside the facility and that she needed to be with her child at all times. She became all angry and belligerent and then said that she was going to just leave and drive home. We didnt let her of course and had to call a cab once she calmed down but like??? What the fuck???? Does the safety and wellbeing of your child mean nothing to you???

The Covenant!

Ladies and Gentlemen! I recently watched a movie called The Covenant, made in 2006

And then I was like

Not even kidding, everyone with everyone. But since it’s a pretty old movie there weren’t many fanfictions or video for it. I HAVE READ PRACTICALLY EVERY FAFIC FOR THIS MOVIE! I’m not even kidding.

So, I need everyone on Tumblr to watch The Covenant so there’s fabulous fanfiction for everyone! 

Let’s get this started. SEBASTIAN STAN!

SO MUCH

Because everyone knows demon-eyes are hot

And magic!

And boys!

Damn ;)

And some great lines!

And you can literally ship everyone with everyone

So why don’t you drop into this fandom?

Write some fanfics, make some videos, and have fun!

Also here’s a couple of Fan!Video to get you started once you’ve watched the movie :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsPafrjGKsY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzFkf-ebfp4

And if you don’t like the movie, please reblog anyway so other people can see it :)

HAVE A NICE DAY!

Animes with a large yaoi fandom that are NOT yaoi/BL~

UPDATE: To the idiots who are actually flaming me, how cliche and illiterate can you get, it’s hilarious. 

I’m probably going to lose a shit ton of followers and get a lot of hate on especially on a bishies blog like this, but I’ve been thinking of making a post like this for a while and frankly, need to let this out of my chest. 

Enjoy!

So to my disturbance but unsurprisingly, I noticed a lot of people who like anime, but have not seen the following animes I am about to list, thought they were shounen-ai, boys love or yaoi. Because of that, a lot of people avert from them dismissing the animes off as pure fanservice for crazy fangirls. 
I understand this because I was and still am one of those people who stayed away. 

But after having the pleasure of diving into actually watching/reading Kuroshitsuji, Durarara!!, Hunter x Hunter, K-Project, etc. you start realizing how damn deep these works of fiction are and you really enjoy the characters and plot once you zone out the fandoms. 

There is no yaoi or BL whatsoever and any fanservice added is simply added in the anime and is in no way canon to the original work, manga.

I won’t be mentioning sports animes or reverse harems cause they’re full of guys, the fandom is bound to be crazy over that so I’ve given up hope. 

Basically, I just want to be a bitch and crush fangirly dreams so this post is pretty much me proving to newcomers why these animes are not yaoi and the men are not ‘gay.’

Okay, if you hate this already, stop here, backspace, block me, whatever. If you agree, carry on.

If you do happen to carry on but don’t agree, DO NOT attempt to argue or fight with me on this. Sorry to say, but I’m not really that open-minded and I stand firm on my beliefs here so if you don’t agree, then don’t ever socialize with me. Everyone is happy. We’re good.

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Let’s start with Durarara!!

Let’s start with the most popular and raging ship in that fandom. Shizaya.
Shizuo and Izaya have been confirmed that they feel only hate and dislike towards each other. They literally want to get rid of each other. That’s it. And somehow, that is interpreted as ‘love’ by fangirls. 
In any case, the author already answered that Izaya was ‘normal’ and that he ‘has his needs.’ In Japan, that equates to being a healthy, heterosexual male who has normal sexual urges now and then. 

Despite claiming to love all of humanity, Izaya does flirt with women a lot and even said how he wants to date one or a few of them when they threatened to kill him. 

Shizuo used to have a crush on an older woman who sold him milk. He was originally supposed to be paired up with Namie by the author. He is also ship teased with Vorona and she to him.

Never had Shizuo shown any interest in men. 

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Now on to K-Project. 

Reisi has been canonically ship teased with Seri. Seri has been revealed to harbor a bit of a crush on him. 
Reisi has no other feelings towards Mikoto other than wanting him to take responsibilities as King and a comrade. Mikoto is 100% indifferent to everything aside from his clan and family. 

Yukari Mishakuji is beautiful. He talks femininely, use makeup and skin care products. He paints his nails and is obsessed with everything beautiful.

He also said that he would only date Nagare Hisui IF he was a girl. If that doesn’t not ring a bell, I don’t know what does. 

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Let’s go on to the ever so famous Kuroshitsuji and its famous bullshit rumor about it being “supposed to be a yaoi.” 
A Japanese person runs a blog on this website responsible for translating Yana Toboso’s blog. 
She has already confirmed that literally, no one in Japan including the author herself know anything about that made up rumor. As time went by, the rumors only got worse to the point that even non-shippers believe it (like I stupidly did in the past)

Both Yana and her editor already said too many times that Sebastian and Ciel feel nothing for each other aside from business, hostility and distrust. Let’s also add that Yana had GFantasy publish Kuroshitsuji. A company that strictly prohibits yaoi and BL of any form.  

Ciel throughout the manga and especially in the latest chapters had only shown concern and love towards Elizabeth Midford. Ciel, a cold-hearted child obsessed with revenge was legitimately about to throw his life on the line when Lizzy was in danger during the Campania arc. 

Whether this can be interpreted romantically or platonically on Ciel’s part is more ambiguous, but there is no doubt that the two care greatly about each other. 

If Sebastian really had ‘feelings’ for Ciel like so many fangirls like to believe, he would definitely do everything in his OP demonic power to get rid of Lizzy and have Ciel for himself.

Instead, he actively teases Ciel and respects Lizzy as well as support their fiancee relationship. Any ‘feelings’ he has towards Ciel is that of a predator and his dinner. 
Sebastian also has a lot of fun interrogating women in certain, special ways. Something he has never shown interest in doing with men. 

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Finally, Hunter x Hunter.

Ever since a shounen like HxH attracted female viewers, no doubt because of the generous amount of bishounens on there (Hisoka, Killua, Illumi, Chrollo, etc,) the yaoi fandom now dominates the place and Killua and Gon became the most popular ship.
Even more than canon ones like Meruem and Komugi. 

I have run across people who even said that Killua and Gon are canon and that there can be nothing to challenge that. (apparently fangirls think they own shit now)

Killua had said countlessly that Gon was his “dear friend.” To anyone with common sense, a friend is not the same thing as a lover lol. There is nothing between the two little boys aside from a beautiful friendship that often occurs between children and adolescents even if a website like tumblr might find this shocking.

Let’s finish this with Hisoka, a character that has much controversy recently regarding his sexuality ever since certain people including I headcanoned him heterosexual cause we can.
But because of that one simply headcanon, people I personally knew and I were attacked, harassed, badmouthed and mocked. 

Until Togashi or Ishida confirms anything, Hisoka is left ambiguous. 
That does not mean that we cannot analyze canon evidence however.

When it comes to every single male character in HxH (including Illumi and Chrollo, the two male characters often shipped with Hisoka,) Hisoka has only expressed desire to fight and eventually kill them. This stretched down to Hisoka’s only ‘friend,’ Illumi. He has absolutely no problem killing Killua just to earn Illumi’s wrath to have the opportunity to kill him.

Hisoka’s interest in fighting Chrollo turned into 100% indifference when he learned the Phantom Troupe leader could not use nen courtesy of Kurapika.
Gon is just another toy he wants ripened to have the pleasure of killing.

The only person Hisoka is intimate with, tried to sleep with, get a date with, shared his past and his abilities with is to the beautiful female character Machi.
This extends to the latest chapter of 357 where he seemingly spared her at least temporarily out of respect.

Even when Machi threatened to chase him down to the ends of the world to eradicate him when he playfully makes her choose between him and Chrollo, he seemed satisfied with that.

Bonus:

For Shingeki no Kyojin, the most popular pairing in the Western fandom is Eren and Levi.
In the Japanese fandom, the most popular ship is Eren and Mikasa.

While I’m at it, SNK’s author answered in a Q&A that he purposely wrote Levi to have an attraction towards Petra Ral. 

And that ladies and gentlemen, concludes my throwing shade analysis of the above yaoi-dominated animes. 

(Also, I own none of the drawings used.)

so i went back to The Scene that everyone is talking about right now, and i can’t tell if it’s the light and/or the camera focusing, but the head does look like it’s manifesting. the gif quality is terrible, but if you go back to the episode and watch it, you can kinda see towards the end that an eye opens and the mouth starts to move. i for sure can’t say if this is a ghost or not (zak even said he can’t explain it), but hot diggity damn it’s cool as heck.

Joy Sparkle BS Interviews Greg & Lainey’s Exes

So, @the-damn-supreme sent me this video earlier that needs to be shared more. 

These girl’s names are Haley and Erin, I’m gonna try not to summarize the video too much in this post because it’s so long, but I suggest everyone watch this if you haven’t already. 

All I want to say is that after watching this video, it’s become clear to me that Greg and Lainey seek out potential partners through their fans, and it’s a disgusting and manipulative process. 

To start, Erin said she and Lainey were dating for a few months and that throughout the relationship, Lainey was untrustworthy, abusive, and downright mean to Erin. Now at first this threw me off. Some of you who have read my posts know that I used to support Lainey, I thought Lainey was in danger, I thought Lainey needed help, etc. But after hearing what Haley said next, it became obvious that Greg and Lainey are in this scheme together.

Haley went into detail about hoe Lainey reached out to her after she sent in a photo of her wearing Lainey’s merch, and that Lainey began to ask her if she was interested in girls. That lead to Greg messaging Haley asking if the was interested in a three way relationship, to which Haley said no. 

This is where things get scary.

Greg started to try to manipulate and guilt trip Haley into a three way relationship saying that if she really cared about Lainey, she “would do anything to be with Lainey.” Meaning that if Haley was interested in Lainey or cared about her at all, she would conform to Greg’s expectations and be with Greg and Lainey. That’s not all, Haley didn’t want that. She wanted to be exclusively with Lainey and not Greg. the full story is in the video, but after all that, Greg told Haley that she was just making things worse and basically forced Haley to say that she didn’t care about Lainey, and that Lainey wasn’t worth it.

That’s when Lainey tweeted this:

In response to Haley telling that to Greg. Even though he basically forced her to. 

So my final thoughts:

Like I said before, it’s become clear that Greg and Lainey use their fans to find the next potential partner. I also forgot to mention that Greg said Haley was “a distraction” from Billie between breakups. That just proves the point more. Billies gone, they seek out someone new, new person doesn’t want to be with Greg, Greg gets mad and makes them feel like shit, the cycle continues. There is also a point where Haley says that Greg told her that she was the only person who could save Greg and Lainey from Billie, and that if Haley didn’t, they would be forced to return to Billie. 

What complete bullshit.

If you don’t want to be with Billie, don’t be with Billie. Don’t put it on someone else to “save” you and your wife from your ex. It’s especially sad that Greg put these girl’s feelings aside an made everything about Lainey. You can’t use other people like that and expect them to just be your rag doll. 

Anyway, everyone should watch this video and share it, I subscribed to Joy so I could see more of her videos because they’re actually really interesting and she makes a lot of good points. I think it’s important to have more people speaking out and I definitely think Joy’s channel is important.

anonymous asked:

The gangs reaction to seeing ponyboys first kiss??

Soda— aww he finally likes girls I was worried there for a while yass pony let’s go I’m cryin so cute someone get a camera pictures we need pictures
Darry— if he starts fucking up school
Steve— YES PONY USE THAT TONGUE
Two-Bit— YES PONERBONER GET IT GET IT
Dally— woah I never expected this to happen
Johnny— how much did you pay her dally
Curly— PUT YOUR HAND ON HER WAIST PONY YES OOH PROFANITY PROFANNITYY
Tim— jesus christ let the kid live y'all are happy it finally happened but then you’re harassing him watch it never happen again damn

I really want to start doing that Faking it comic, but i need the time to rewatch Faking it and then start writing down and then draw. If i do this it would take me so much time that i don’t have because i am focus on graduating. Hopefully i can start the planning process and watching the show i can come to understand Karmy as characters (again it been months) because i really want to do what Carter fail to do, to progress the story. To finally show Karma’s damn POV that we all wanted after season 1. I want to show her discovery of her bisexuality AND fix the mess of Felix and Karma, because wtf was that lol 

gosh like i havent watched mlp in a very long time but i was scrolling through some blogs tonight and just like…. when i was younger and discovering and accepting myself, especially with gender and sexuality and mental illness, like that show helped me so so much and even though its not like how it used to be in all ways it still means a lot to me and i still love those horses

I was watching GameGrumps StarTropics episode 6 and Dan started talking about a GREAT comic called Saga, and I’m glad he did because holy shit this comic needs so much more love.

I mean seriously it has everything

Not one but TWO women of color as lead roles

A subplot containing an adorable gay couple

An amazing agender character named “The Brand”

An object-head robotic race I’m in love with

A really great variety of unique and diverse races and species in the lore

GREAT writing

AND SOME DAMN SEXY CHARACTERS 

Y'all needa go read it rn. Like go. NO W

I finally watched 5x09

- Prometheus is a crazy son a bitch first of all, who needs to die, simple. I know there are so many theories to who it is and I’m kind of lost. I think the last one I read was it maybe being this Claybournes son. 

- Evelyn… well we all knew that was coming. I feel bad for Oliver because I think he was starting to bond with her and then bam she turns on him. 

- Paul and Curtis… someone hand me the tissues because I was a mess by he end when Paul left. Damn you Arrow writers stop messing with things. 

- Renee still trying to get with Thea cracks me up cause she’s just like not my type not interested… yet he keeps trying. 

- Rory is an adorable cupcake and I love him. Can we keep him forever. 

That Olicity flashback scene omg I literally died of happiness. They were so damn flirty I had to control myself. Seriously when he got down on one knee I think I stopped breathing for a moment. After seeing that how can anyone say they are not endgame…. I mean come on, they wouldn’t have that scene in there if it didn’t mean anything. RED PEN ALERT WOOHOOO!!!!

Ok so I actually cried when Oliver had to tell Felicity he killed Billy. And yes I just used his name because well I don’t want to speak bad of him anymore I mean the guy is dead and honestly probably didn’t deserve to die that way. I actually started to not hate him as much toward the end. Lets be real he was no real threat to Olicity. I mean for crying out loud Felicity still had trouble calling him her BF and said she wanted people to love him as much as she LIKES him. Yeah that relationship was doomed. And Oliver you could tell was so terrified she would hate him and I wanted to hug him. And the fact that she didn’t blame him and saw that it was Prometheus’s fault was good. I think it will be a bit rough going forward but they’ll make it through, stronger I think. 

Reporter Bitch can fuck off back to I don’t even care where. I feel so much anger toward her like argh. When she took his arm at the christmas party like she belonged there I screamed like no get away from him. I don’t trust her at ALL. She’s up to something and I can feel it. Confession I didn’t watch the kiss because well I haven’t had my morning coffee yet and I can’t deal with that shit unless I want to activate my gag reflex. Also if he cared about Reporter at all he wouldn’t have gone to her place.. you know because of Prometheus. This shows he doesn’t really care. I think he was just upset and bit broken and I don’t even know. All I can say is he only has one women he loves and she is a blonde with glasses who is the cutest cupcake ever and her initials are F.S. and she’s crazy good with computers and yep. 

And what about a certain someone just popping back into the lair being like “Hey Ollie”. really that’s where you leave it. What the fuck is going on right now. I’m so confused. Can she either be dead or not and just stay one way like all this dying and coming back is messing with my head. 

I think some of you tagged me in things yesterday. Sorry it took me longer to watch I was crazy busy with work. 

@coal000 @nalla-madness @hope-for-olicity @felicity-said–yes @iheartarrow @laurabelle2930 @stygian-omada-fan

anonymous asked:

GOT7 just dropped their "Never Ever" mv and I've watched it a solid 60 times. Ugh sorry, I just needed to vent to someone. Youngjae looks really good... Like really, really, really good. ugh. Now I'm going to screenprint his stupid beautiful face for a serious class project. It's happening and it's all his fault. Um, anyway, sorry drop by and ramble for no real reason... Have a wonderful evening!

Listen, Youngjae has been serious bias wrecker material for a long damn time now, but Never Ever has started getting me super worried.

You go and screenprint that boy’s beautiful face, you do it and then you show it to me bc I want to see that shit.

Also, Mark’s “Let’s Sign It”, I want that on repeat at my funeral and engraved on my tombstone.

And before I go, I’d like to talk about this for a hot sec:

There isn’t really anything I want to add, I just wanted to bring it to people’s attention.

Feel free to vent to me ANY TIME, ANON.

I’m jumping on this damn wagon and I can’t get off!

Before this AU came around, I was starting to really get in to watching choreography and hip hop/dance videos. I REALLY liked this idea (and of course loveloveLOVE @starrycove‘s designs ; u;  )

I referenced the poses from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYnpJh4DIL4

one thing i’ve learned over the course of 17 years revolving around the sun is..when you get in that mood where you hate yourself and every things wrong, next thing you know you’re screaming at the mirror because you're “SO DAMN UGLY.” Well I’m here to tell you that when you get in that mood you need to walk away. Go take a nap, grab some tea, watch your favorite show. Because you’ll start to hate the things you love about yourself. How awesome your butt looks in those jeans, your cute little freckles, your curly hair, your straight hair, your smile…and that isn’t healthy now is it. So please, go relax, calm down, you’re perfect and everyone can see it. Don’t give yourself a hard time. 

30. “If im not hurting myself, I am hurting everyone around me.”

Dean x Reader

Requested by @aprofoundbondwithdean

——-

Today was hard for not only you, but the boys as well. You were having a funeral for Charlie, and it was probably the hardest thing ever.

Your throat was sore from all the heavy whimpering and your eyes were bloodshot from the crying.

Sam was in tears as well, while Dean stayed quiet.

“Dean-”

“Shut it Sammy.” Dean groaned. He turned on his heels, and started towards the impala.

You shared a glance with Sam, as you shrugged. “I’ll talk to him.” You muttered.

He nodded and watched you fade into the distance.

“Hey.” You smiled, catching Dean’s attention.

He rolled his eyes and let out a huff. “Did he send you?” He asked. “Look it’s great that you want to check up on me, but I don’t need a damn Babysitter. Okay?”

Your emotions were running a muck. “Damnit Dean! Don’t you dare do that, don’t push me away!”

“Don’t you get it?! If I don’t, then you’re going to get hurt!” He roared. “If im not hurting myself, I am hurting everyone around me.”

His voice cracked and tears shed from his eyes.

“Dean, you-”

“I’ve lost so many people Y/N!” He cried. “I can’t lose you too.”

The Dove Affair (a.k.a. Why didn’t i ship Napoleon/Satine before?) Part 2.

we’ll go straight into part 2 with some cheeky eyes from Napoleon

lol they’re at dinner together

…this gets better and better tbh??

lol Napoleon damn right my guy, you tell him how rude he’s being. 

…what

……………what

in conclusion - Don’t get me wrong folks, Napoleon/Illya is fking OTP and that ain’t changing any time soon. 

One of the reasons I started doing this rewatch was because I have a fic ongoing right now, and for this fic I need to know for definite when and how I reckon Napoleon and Illya got together in a relationship sense. Now I really don’t think from what I remember of the last time I watched and from what I’ve seen so far in s1, that they became an ‘item’ until at the earliest very late s1. But tbh this is all something I could go into MASSIVE depth about as, again @erika-mann can attest.

And at any rate, I feel like the default at this stage of s1 is just Napoleon/p. much everyone else. I definitely think he’s had an on and off thing with Angelique for a while now and man there is Definitely something going on with him and Satine in this episode. And it’s both hilarious and really quite sweet

I really want to make a post about my views on Napoleon/Illya and their relationship and how I think it develops…