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  • Lance: Hunk and I are the best friends on this planet.
  • Keith: Well, that's cute.'Cause Pidge and I are the best friends in all of existence. Which includes your little crummy planet. Pidge and I finish each other's-
  • Pidge: -Sentences!
  • Lance: Yeah? That all you do?
  • Hunk: Because Lance-
  • Lance: -And I
  • Hunk: -Can read
  • Lance: -Each other's
  • Hunk: -Minds. Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two, three!
  • Hunk and Lance: Pizza! One, two, three, clouds! One, two, three, Shiro!
  • Pidge: Yeah, right. Like we can't do that.
  • Keith: We can't.
  • Pidge: One, two, three! Rainbows!
  • Keith: Can't do it!
  • Shiro: Honey, where's my Paladin armour?
  • Allura: W-H-Y do you need to know?
  • Shiro: We need to form Voltron!
  • Allura: Uh-uh, don't you think about running off to do no daring-do, we've been planning this dinner for two months!
  • Shiro: The galaxy is in danger!
  • Allura: My evening is in danger!
  • Shiro: Tell me where my armour is, Princess! We are talking about the greater good!
  • Allura: Greater good? I am your WIFE. I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!
  • Guang-Hong: Well, you aren't an adult until you're 18 in America and Leo was very insistent on waiting, but ya know, my birthday was earlier this month...
  • Phichit: Are you saying someday you and Leo might actually get physical?
  • Guang-Hong: It's a possibility.
  • Phichit: *begins excitedly screaming*
  • Phichit: *excitedly grabs nearest person*
  • Yuuri: *is alarmed*
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Sehun blowing you kisses to wish you a good day ahead  (´。• ω •。`) ♡

  • Saeran: (closes eyes and tries to chill for 5 whole seconds)
  • Saeran: I cannot.
  • Terroriser: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
  • Moo: I did. I broke it…
  • Terroriser: No. No, you didn’t. Nogla?
  • Nogla: Don't look at me. Look at Lui
  • Lui: What?! I didn’t break it.
  • Nogla: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Lui: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Nogla: Suspicious.
  • Lui: No, it’s not!
  • Ohm: If it matters, probably not… Bryce was the last one to use it.
  • Bryce: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Ohm: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Bryce: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ohm!
  • Moo: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Brian.
  • Terroriser: No. Who broke it?
  • Mini: [whispering] Terroriser, Wildcat's been awfully quiet…
  • Wildcat: Really?!
  • Mini: Yeah, really!
  • ...
  • Terroriser: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
  • Akaashi: Who broke the coffee pot? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Hinata: ... I did. I broke it.
  • Akaashi: No. No, you didn’t. Kuroo?
  • Kuroo: Don’t look at me, look at Tsukishima.
  • Tsukishima: What?! I didn’t break it!
  • Kuroo: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Tsukishima: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Kuroo: Suspicious.
  • Tsukishima: No, it’s not!
  • Lev: Psst... If it matters, probably not...Bokuto was the last one to use it.
  • Bokuto: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Lev: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Bokuto: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!
  • Hinata: Please, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
  • Akaashi: No! Who broke it?!
  • Kuroo: *whispering* Well, Kenma’s been awfully quiet this whole time.
  • Kenma: REALLY?!
  • *Yelling ensues*
  • *Camera pans to Akaashi*
  • Akaashi: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick
  • Akaashi: Well, good. It was getting awfully chummy in here.
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The “my little random moments of pleasure” series -
VEGASCON 2017 Saturday Night Special: Jensen singing “Whipping Post” N°4
{video credit: gonzosgirrl}

  • [Carter is on the top deck watching the stars, waiting for Percy to meet him there. Percy appears behind him without announcing his arrival]
  • Carter: You've been avoiding me, Percy.
  • Percy: How do you do that, without turning around?
  • Carter: To be perfectly honest? The first couple of people I did that to were not you, but... here we are.

I have some embarrassing stories but at least they’re not as bad as some of charlie brooker’s:

  • once jumped on the end of a bench and the entire thing toppled over on top of him, somehow
  • once got dumped by his girlfriend because he drew her an anatomically correct heart on her valentines card and she thought it was a threat
  • once ACCIDENTALLY kissed his friends mum on the lips and said “mmmmm… delicious” because he mixed it up in his brain
  • once had an argument with someone over the phone in public and she hung up on him so he tried to pretend she hadn’t and was still pretending to speak to her when his phone rang again
  • once gifted his then-girlfriend a painted bin but she wasn’t in so he gave it to her dad instead

this man is a mess