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anonymous asked:

Why does Americans get so much more fun commercials? Lately I've only gotten like "we pay you more at our college!!" YEAH I KNOW BUT I DON'T WANNA WORK AT VOLVO I DON'T NEED 100 BUCKS MORE "*picture of phone* Totally unique" this one's simply boring tbh

//oh wait you meant on tumblr I almost replied to this with the fucking commercials I see on tv all the time

“People who have been diagnosed with Mesothelioma have many questions, and we’re here to help. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma call now and receive a free pamphlet” blah blah I can’t remember the rest

“If you or a loved one has taken [medicine] and recently had a toe, foot, or leg amputation call now and you may receive compensation. If our lawyers don’t win the case you pay nothing! What have you got to lose?”

“I have [disease] but now I take [medicine] and my life is so much better!” Narrator: “[medicine] may increase the risk of heart failure, organ failure, or death. Side effects include nausea, vomiting, heart palpitations, or even death. Ask your doctor if [medicine] is right for you”

//I pulled these out of my ass but I’d say they’re pretty accurate

thistreeisdrrrunk  asked:

Can we all talk about Harry's tweeting the lyrics to Secrets last night? Like, woah. Do you think he's about to come out?

I haven’t said anything about this yet, although I watched it unfold with great glee and happiness.

I don’t think he’s about to come out any time soon, at least not officially.

I’ve been trying to figure out what the heck is going on behind the scenes between 1D and their management team regarding a re-branding and a coming out, and I am so confused. So I’m going to talk about it.

Oh my God, I’m so long-winded, sorry. Here’s a read more to protect you.

(Or, you know, the read more can just not show up. Click the date if you’re on my blog. Sorry!)

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