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BTS Reaction #2- Ideal Types/What Type of Couple You’ll Be

 Note- Just a quick description in what I think the members would like and dislike in a partner and what type of relationship I see them being in.


HOSEOK-  The dancer of BTS would most surely need someone who is as optimistic as him.  Not that you have to be cheery 24/7 and as energetic as him, but he wouldn’t be able cope with someone who sees the glass as half empty rather than full.  I don’t see him having high standards, all he needs is someone who is kind and cares about him and I think he’ll be satisfied.  However, I do see him being very clingy.  Wherever he goes, he would want you to come as well.  If you can’t, best believe he will be blowing up your phone asking to facetime and chat.  Hoseok would not be able to be with someone who needs space, he wouldn’t understand the concept of you not wanting to be with him all the time.  Being his partner would be time consuming and I suspect he could get easily jealous.  However, your relationship would be very stable and I see him dating one girl for a very long time before actually popping the question.  I don’t think he would date around and he would be the least likely to cheat.  

  You guys are a more subtle version of Jin and his partner.  Unlike that couple, you would actually go out a lot and I see him taking you to the gym and dance practices.  He would always be talking about this new restaurant or cafe that he would like to take you to and there would be no shortages on how many shopping trips he would fund.  He would be a firm believer in couple clothing and it would be very rare to see one of you without the other close by.

Originally posted by jhope-ah

Originally posted by lovershub


JIMIN-  Jimin needs someone who would actually ground him.  I think his partner should be someone who is very trustworthy and would actually keep him home.  Not to say he is a child, but I think he would need a partner that would make him want to become a better man.  This means you must be mature and caring.  Jimin is the type of man who I think is easily seduced by other’s interest in him and thus I believe his other half must be a sort of strong person that wouldn’t let others walk all over them.  I really see him ending up with a noona.  He would find strong willed personalities really attractive and sexy but he wouldn’t be able to stand a partner that is always demanding to be taken care of.  Rather, he would like being taken care of.  You must be the type to take charge and confident in order to be seen as sexy in Jimin’s eyes. But I’m warning you, I think Jimin might be the type to cheat.  Not that he’s a bad person, but he knows others see him as attractive and it would be a bit too tempting to him not to use that power.  

  You guys are the couple that have everyone jealous.  Both of you are so confident and sexy, you were nicknamed the ‘it’ couple.  Jimin would brag about you to others, just because your so gorgeous and hard working.  You two would often be seen at parties or social gathering, having fun or just joking around with the other young members.

Originally posted by jiyoongis

Originally posted by lostinhistorypics


TAEHYUNG- This man will be partnered up with someone who is fun.  His future soulmate must be fun, funny, kind and sometimes a little bit quirky.  In some cases, opposites attract but Taehyung would need someone similar to himself.  He wouldn’t be able to stand someone who is always caught up in the same old schedule.  He would need someone who is spontaneous and willing to try out weird things.  He would hate it if his partner was someone who is always working and not giving him time.  He would love it if you were always looking for a new hobby or invention to take part in.  You would need to be weird enough to keep him interested.  Chasing butterflies one day and building scientific volcanoes the next.  Between you two, there is never a boring moment.

  You two are the couple that are always doing the weirdest things.  Pranks, weird food creations, constant odd challenges and late nights of doing nothing but talking to each other.  You guys are the type of couple to just randomly leave in the middle of the night for a weekend trip to Italy for literally no reason whatsoever.  

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Originally posted by perfectfeelings


JUNGKOOK- Although young, I think he knows enough to have an idea of what he wants in a partner.  Jungkook can be a little awkward around others, so I think he would like it if his girlfriend or boyfriend was laid back and had some of the social skills that he lacks in.  You would need to be chill and calm, in order for him to feel at ease with you.  he would also love a person who is playful enough to be very close with his members.  He talked about his ideal type before, but I personally feel like the what he said before was too high of a standard even for him.  I totally see him with being with a tom boyish girl.  However, he is the youngest and is so used to be taken care of, I think he would need a someone who would cook or at least clean after him.  He would’t be able to stay with a person who doesn’t care after him.  Jungkook is also a virgo so I feel like he would be very stern with his standards. If you don’t fit them, he wouldn’t hesitate to break it off.  In conclusion, I think he would need someone who is laid back, fun and sort of boyish but at the same time someone who would take care of him behind closed doors.

  You guys are the couple that are more like friends than boyfriend and girlfriend.  You tell each other everything and are always playing pranks on the other members.  Rather than sexts, you two send memes and derp pics to each other and share so many inside jokes.  But, at the end of the day, he comes home to you and shows the vulnerable side of the golden maknae and you take care of him.  Your relationship might be bit odd, but it works for both of you.

Originally posted by bangtan

Originally posted by atahaninan


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Oh noes! Monsters have attacked, and drove all the tourists into the sea!

They’re either a creature entirely unknown to science, or a supernatural occurrence! This is truly a once-in-a-lifetime thing to see–

…oh. 

Never mind, I guess they aren’t, ‘cause none of the vacationers… 

…who were holding their cameras the entire time bothered to take a single photo of the monsters.

What you got at Starbucks? The world’s gotta know, STAT. Incredible encounter with real-life monstrosity? No need to–…  

…wait, what’s going on with the height of this guy’s pants?

Forget the public not documenting a monumental scientific breakthrough, those pants are way more deserving of a post. Never mind this whole plot, I want a whole movie about that guy!

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TRIGGER WARNING: MENTIONINGS OF ABUSE AND SEXUAL HARASSMENT

RFA + V and Saeran react to MC being sexualy harassed by her boss

Zen

  • You came back from work feeling like shit, even if he was tired himself, he always knew when something was off with you.
  • “How was work, babe?” “Meh, just normal… I’m going to sleep now, ok?” hmmm, not even a smile? Yes, something was definitely wrong
  • He would let you take your time,  so he went to shower, ate something and only then he went to the bedroom
  • Only to find you sobbing from crying, he ran to you. “Babe, what’s wrong?” “Zen, you’re so right… all men are wolves, all men… are…” “Hey, hey… why are you saying that now, MC?”
  • You told him about the new boss, the way he trapped you at your desk when nobody was looking… the way he looked at you, you never felt so ashamed of your own body like you were then… “You’re right, Zen, you’re right! I’m too nice to men, right? I’m the problem, they think I’m sending theses… signs and…”
  • “MC, what are you saying? This isn’t your fault at all! Don’t this to yourself… I… I don’t really think you’re too nice to everybody, you’re just… you, and if people take it on the wrong way, they’re the problem. Your boss is a fucking problem! So where do I find him to fix this problem?”
  • “Oh… oh no, Zen, please. Let’s calm down, I… he’s my superior and I don’t want to lose my job, I like my job, Zen!” “MC, I’m sorry, but I won’t let this happen. What if he does again? With you or with some of your colleagues?” he was right, today was you, who could it be tomorrow? “Okay… what do you suggest?” “I have something in mind, but you’ll have to be brave for this!”
  • Your boyfriend, having women like the biggest part of his fanbase, announced a campain on his Tripter account, asking his fans to write on a paper all the abusive and objectifying things they heard from bosses or male co-workers and post a photo, the hashtag made a huge success and he posted on his own account a photo  of you holding your own paper with what you heard.
  • His fans, being the stalkers they are, soon find out where you worked, they gave bad reviews to the company all over social media and threat boycotting the company, they would take the bad reviews once the guy was fired. And that was exactly what happened.
  • You had no idea his fans could be so supportive to you, and you made sure to thank all of them through a video he also posted. “Zen is an awesome person who wants to make all the women in his life acknowledge their own strength.  Thank you all so much!”

Yoosung

  • He was aware of this new boss being a douch, you would always trash talk the guy when you’d come home.
  • But it was mainly things related to work. But then he heard this: “And you should hear what he talked about my skirt, Yoosung! Really…” “What did he say about your skirt, MC?”
  • “Hum? Oh, something like ‘you keep coming dressed like that and I won’t take responsibility on what I’m going to do with you, foxy’ ugh… such a douch, right?”
  • Douch wasn’t really the word he was thinking, and your bluntness about that was… pretty concerning. “MC, we had a seminar at college about sexual harassment last month, you do realize that what he did to you is a crime, right?”
  • You sighed deeply. “Yes, I’m aware of it. But what can I do? He’s my boss! You know what happens with girls that make a report? They lose their job, some bosses are bad enough to make sure they never find a job on similar companies… it’s fucked up as it is, there’s nothing I can do except trying to be away, and I swear I’m trying, okay? Don’t worry!”
  • But he did worry. How could he not? You wouldn’t be able to keep the guy away forever and… oh, he didn’t even dare to imagine that, just thinking about it made his blood boil.
  • Hell hath no fury like a Yoosung protecting MC! He had to make sure you wouldn’t suffer any retaliation, so he send anonymous reports to the HR’s company telling he knew there was a potential rapist working there, and if they didn’t something about it, he would go to the press.
  • When they apparently didn’t take it seriously, he sent what he knew to some shitty tabloid, who actually accused the guy directly of being a rapist. It didn’t have any credibility, but having the company’s name associated to such a low publication like that… there is such a thing like bad publicity, indeed!
  • The guy was fired after all, Yoosung never told you that he was the responsible for it, and you never told him you knew he did that. It wasn’t really necessary keep talking about this when you’re too busy being happy.

Jaehee

  • She’s a woman too, she knows how to recognize the signs of a girl uncomfortable over something like this
  • The shame after being cat called on the street, the concerning about wearing some clothes thinking how they can be used as an excuse if something happens to you, the embarrassment, the guilty… even if it’s not your fault?
  • Jumin Han had a lot of problems about boundaries when she used to work for him, but he was always respectful and intimidating enough not to let anybody even try something with her, who knew one day she would feel bad that you hadn’t the same luck as her?
  • But you have someone even better! An amazing girlfriend who happens to be a black belt in judo and can teach you some personal defense techniques!
  • And if it wasn’t enough, maybe you should consider changing jobs? “But, Jaehee… what if I’m not good at anything else? At least I’m kinda successful there, I don’t know if I’m good enough to… start all over again…”
  • “And do you think I was 100% sure about leaving C & R and starting my own business? Of course I wasn’t, MC! But I had to take the risk…”
  • “I don’t know if I’m brave as you are, Jaehee…” “Well, a very wise woman told me once that it’s not about money, you have to pursue happiness.” “She sounds kinda naïve…” she giggled “You said that, MC!” “Oh, right… yeah, I’m pretty naïve, maybe that’s why this guy keeps coming to me…”
  • “Stop right there! It’s nothing about you, MC! This man is a jerk! And the way I see it, you are unhappy there, so get out! You’re smart, you’re talented, you will find something that suits you pretty soon.”
  • And a few weeks later, you were starting as a barista at her cafe. And you didn’t have a boss, you had a partner, how cool is that?
  • But you couldn’t stop worrying about other girls that worked there, so you made a formal complaint, endorsed by other women who worked there, most of them secretaries Jaehee kept contact with, she knew this could be useful eventually.

Jumin

  • You didn’t tell him, you were scared because you knew what kind of things he could do.
  • He would, idk, buy the company and make you president of it and the guy your secretary. Yes, this was exactly what he would do! And it would be so weird and senseless…
  • But you couldn’t control the gossip on his own company, he overheard some employees talking about that guy who used to work at C & R and got promoted at the company you were working.
  • He remembered the guy, he had to come to press telling C &R wouldn’t condone with women being disrespected and the guy was withdrawn for undetermined time, Jumin didn’t even know he quit during this time and was  already working somewhere.
  • He didn’t think nothing like this would ever happen to you, but he was curious and casually asked about it. “W-why do you ask?” your voice broke as soon as you opened your mouth.
  • “Nothing in particular… I was just curious, do you know him?” “Yeah, we’re at the same department.” “He is your co-worker, then?” “More like my boss…” Hmmm…
  • “MC, is there something I should know?” “N-no?” “MC…” how did he do that? He was collected and calm, his voice was monotone, he wasn’t doing anything rather than saying your name, yet you felt like he could see right through you…
  • “Jumin, I… I don’t want to talk about it…” you didn’t need to “As you wish, MC.”
  • The next day, you went to work and just saw the guy’s room empty. “Have you heard? He got fired and left the country. They say they found some things about him on his previous job at C & R…” one of your colleagues said, you definitely didn’t want to know what those things were.
  • Jumin made the HR department strict their criteria on hiring, he could never let a guy like this enter at his company again and treat the female employees like that. Oh, he did the same with the new company he bought, the one you worked (but no, he didn’t made you the president, much to your relief)

Saeyoung

  • You’ve been acting weird ever since you came back from work, you were quiet and he could swear he heard you crying in the shower, this was bad…
  • What could it be that bad that you wouldn’t even talk to him? He needed to know, he needed to help you!
  • He knew violating your privacy once more was wrong, but seeing you like this was breaking his heart, so he hacked your phone.
  • And what he found made him almost punch one of his precious computers, those gross texts from that guy along with a dick pic… that was awful!
  • And when he remembered this guy was the one you’ve been talking about, that weird dude who just got promoted. Saeyoung lost it!
  • “Don’t be mad at me, please, but I hacked into your phone and I saw the texts. Why didn’t you tell me?” “I… was afraid and ashamed, how would you react if I told you my boss sent me a photo of his dick?” “I would be pissed at him, not at you!” he hugged you and comforted you “I’ll make him pay!”
  • “No, Saeyoung, NO! I don’t want to lose my job!” “Hey, he won’t know it was you, don’t worry… we have to do something, MC, today it’s just a dick pic, tomorrow he can be much more direct, you know what I mean?” both of you were sick just to think about this…
  • So Saeyoung just sent the conversation to a person in a higher position than the guy, along with a threat: “If you don’t do something about this, I swear I’ll let everybody know about those contracts” and he sent a copy of what else he found.
  • Next day, the guy was fired, and you got his job. Saeyoung swore he had nothing to do with that and he had proof! He showed you the emails your superiors exchanged talking about how you should have been the one promoted at the first place.

Saeran

  • He knew something was off. You were acting as gloomy and distant a… well, himself.
  • He couldn’t ask you, he was afraid he might be invading your personal space or something like this.
  • But this was torturing him, you were coming from work sadder and sadder everyday.
  • So ironically, he invaded your personal space and followed you to work.
  • Only to find your boss touching your hair, his eyes rovering through your body, and what’s more agonizing: your uncomfortable expression.
  • He didn’t even think, he just caught himself over the guy punching him. “Saeran, stop it! Please!” you cried.
  • “Don’t you see she does not like it? Or you actually enjoy she’s not liking it, you fucking creep!?”
  • “Saeran…” your voice took him aback, he promised he would never let you see this side of him again, but just remembering your uncomfortable face made him see red… he tried to calm down.
  • “I’ll tell you what, asshole. If you don’t quit right now, I’ll make sure to erase this company from internet. I want to see what kind of business survives these days if they can’t be found on Google. Don’t think I won’t wreck this just like I did o your gross face!”
  • “Saeran, don’t do that…” “You are smart and competent enough to find another job wherever you please, MC. But I won’t let this guy stay in the same place with you, so It’s his choice…”
  • “Fuck this! You’re not even that hot, and your boyfriend is a freak! I’m out of this!” “Wise choice, and you’re half right on there, buddy. She is that hot, she is the hottest, actually, and yes, I’m a freak! A freak who will fucking whoop your ass if you don’t get the fuck out of here right now!” the dude went away, letting a trail of blood from his face.
  • “I’m sorry if I scared you now, it’s just… I can’t stay still letting someone treat you like this. I hope you don’t lose your job because of me…” “I’ll be fine as long as I have you” and you hugged him, he was so relieved you could not see him blushing right now.

V

  • He overheard a conversation between you and probably one of your co-workers.
  • “Yes, he tried to make a move on me again! Yeah, I keep telling him I have a boyfriend, but he doesn’t care, he said he’s the boss and I got to do what he says! I… I don’t know, but I’m pretty scared right now…”
  • He’s so mad, but in front of you he just smiles bluntly. So you two keep at that, both of you know something is really wrong, and just keep smiling trying not to worry each other.
  • But he won’t stay still knowing something bad can happen to you anytime. However, he’s really smooth.
  • So when he stopped by your work to bring you lunch, everybody liked him, even your boss, who invited him to a drink at his office.
  • “You’re the only man in your department, I suppose…” “Yeah, but it’s not as great as it looks, most of these girls are ugly, and the only decent one is pretty dumb, but hey, these are the best type, right?”
  • “I wouldn’t know, I can’t really see.” “Oh, sorry, dude. But yeah, there’s a girl here who’s very hot, but she plays hard to get, you know? It’s only a matter of time, wait and see.”
  • “I already told you I can’t really see.” His voice was low. “But there’s something here you don’t really need eyes to see. That very hot girl is not into you and she has a boyfriend, and you are a sexist jerk who’ll step away from her and from any other girl who works here if you know what’s best for you.”
  • “Or what?” V moved fast, placing his cane against the guy’s balls “Or else I’ll destroy these, since they are the only thing that you can count on to feel superior. Don’t test me.” And he got out of the office, letting the guy squirm in pain.
  • You never knew what made the guy finally back away, but deep inside you knew it had something to do with that day. He never denied or confirmed either.

shanedawson This pic was taken almost a year ago and I have no idea why we took it. But i’m glad we did because it makes the perfect anniversary photo. Happy 1 year anniversary to a guy that makes me happier, calmer, more confident, and more creative. This has been the best year of my life and I can’t wait for the next one. Love you dog dad ❤

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Recent photo studies! I started rock climbing again this summer(which is still the best thing I’ve ever done for my hand pain) and also realized that climbing pics make terrific figure studies! Really dynamic, but weighty/solid-feeling poses :D

I left in a bunch of dumb drawings/some pose reiterations here so hopefully you guys can see the thought process behind these too, if you’re curious!

Stuff that happened at CDP

First of all I’ve got to say sorry because I told you that I was going to record a fancam and I did… until my card got full at the end of the warmup *facepalm* so I’ll still post the warmup tomorrow but yeah.

And thank fuck god for @pink-paperblossom​ that I planned to meet with and that warned me that a marathon was blocking the way for me to get there in time!

Now let’s go to the good stuff.

Now let me ask you something, we all have specific(s) image(s) attached to an event right ? Like frames behind your eyelids ? Because I’ll have many for this event but what I’ll remember first when thinking about it isn’t the amazing program Shoma pulled, but *clear throat*THE FACT THAT WHEN I WHEN I WAS STILL IN THE ENTRY SEARCHING FOR @pink-paperblossom SHOMA BRUSHED PASSED ME AND STARTED TALKING WITH TAKAHITO WHO WERE LIKE 3 FT AWAY FROM ME, WTF DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK

ALSO GUYS THE PICTURES AND VIDEOS DOESN’T DO SHOMA’S NEW COSTUME ANY JUSTICE, I STILL PREFER THE ORIGINAL COSTUME BUT BESIDE THE RANDOM RED THING BEHIND HIS BACK THIS THING IS GOOD ! I SWEAR HE’S SHINING SO MUCH HE LOOKS LIKE A DISCO BALL, WHEN HE WAS AROUND THE RINK LITERALLY EVERYONE WAS TOWERING OVER HIM FOR PICTURES AND SIGNS BUT YOU COULD’VE SPOTTED HIM MILES AWAY

ALSO WTH THE SKATERS ATE IN THE SAME AREA AS US I ATE ONE TABLE AWAY FROM RIKA

THE PROGRAM WAS AWESOME, NOT CLEAN OKAY (PLUS I NEED TO REWATCH IT) AND @.@ BOY YOU PUSHED YOUR HAIR BACK YOU WANT MY DEATH BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAA BUT WHAT I LIKED THE MOST WAS HIS EX (I CHANGED MY MIND -I’M BIASED NOW THAT I’VE SEEN IT LIVE- IT’S MY FAVORITE EX) HE WAS GODDAMN FLYING I….

ALSO MY CARD DIDN’T HAVE ANY SPACE LEFT FOR VID AFTER THE WARMUP BUT I STILL COULD TAKE SOME PICTURES OF HIM AFTER THE GALA

AFTER THIS THEY STAYED A BIT MORE FOR PICTURES AND I CAME DOWN TO THE GROUND AND GUYS THERE’S NO ZOOM IN THE NEXT  PICS

I STILL HAVE CAN’T BELIEVE IT I’M SO HAPPY (also what is focus lmao)

(FUCK GUYS THESE PICS ARE MINE I..)

I FEEL LIKE I STILL HAVE MANY THING TO SAY BUT HONESTLY I’M SO TIRED-

OH YES NO NEVERMIND

WE GOT A NEW #SHOMAAWKWARDMOMENT WHEN WE WAITED 2 WHOLE MINUTES FOR HIM TO GO (HE LEFT FOR THE LOCKERS JUST BEFORE IDK WHY) ON THE PODIUM THEN HE ARRIVED AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT (STILL SHINING LIKE A DISCO BALL) EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING x) !

..AND HE FORGOT TO BOW !

ANYWAYS I’M OUT (OMG DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN OR WHAT ?)

After re-read Bleach again, I think we need nothing more to prove Ichigo and Rukia’s love.

All in the manga has said it already.

I don’t know is there a word for the “LOVE” that greater than thing between spouse.

That word is for Ichigo and Rukia.

You guy must be bored of seeing this picture from manga. But this pics told us everthing about their love without a word. So I choose this one.

And this time when I re-read Bleach, I really adore every scene when Ichigo show his baddass site to Rukia. He was himself when he was with her. Everything that were him was shown when he was with her. Not only a polite and strong boy like he act to others. We see..

A hot blood teenage boy.
His tear.
His fear.
His joke.
His brave heart.
His kind.

I love him.. when he was with her.
And I love him through Rukia’s heart.
That’s enough for me to love IchiRuki forever.

Sorry for my bad English.
Boyfriend Haechan

Originally posted by rapgodty

jeno version: here :D

  • he’s so high maintenance
  • if you compliment him he’s like “what did u do? did u break something? you’re never this nice to me w/o a reason” but if u don’t compliment him he’s pouty and sad
  • “I know you are but what am I” is his answer in every argument. well, more of a bickering session since you don’t “fight” per say. he’s a child, he doesn’t need to be arguing like what is there to argue about?? Pokemon cards? lol no
  • all the guys hate you together
  • it’s like donghyuk but double the sass
  • taeyong classes himself as your babysitter, always chaperoning dates and making u hold hands when crossing the street
  • ganging up on mark & taeyong
  • they seriously hate u
  • Pokemon go dates where u end up getting lost
  • if any of the guys have a crush, you and haechan’s annoyingness level goes through the roof
  • also, taking pics of each others sleeping faces for blackmail
  • “y/n if we don’t watch the movie I want to see then I’ll show everyone your ugly sleeping face!”
  • sends you memes
  • you’re too young for hardcore love but if you’re like “dude, I think I love you” his automatic response is “yeah I love me too”
  • he tries to be hot & grown up (”did u hear our new album? I sound pretty adult right ;)”) but is an actual child so stop
  • tries to convince you to do his homework
  • “please? I’m famous anyway, what do I need Pythagoras theorem for?”
  • pretends to be too famous to go out in public, jokingly making you both wear shades and scarves which ends up attracting more attention than normal him would.
  • he took you on a date once to a cafe, where the owner over exaggeratingly praised him and gave you both free hot chocolates
  • but four months later, mark let’s it slip that donghyuk paid him the day before to react like that
  • intense video game sessions
  • and if you’re playing something that involves the other guys, you two always team up and beat everyone’s butts
  • which leads to him almost excitedly cursing & taeyong threatens to give him time out
  • you both have a bed time so dates ends before 10 pm
  • (it used to be 8 lol)
  • if you’re ever let stay over, everyone crams into his room and it’s so hot and stuffy with so many there (and WHY do u always wake up w hansol’s foot in your face just WHY?) but also really fun
  • the boys tell you cringy stories about donghyuk and Johnny lets you braid and put clips in his hair
  • if (and ONLY if) you and donghyuk are alone, he might(MIGHT) compliment you. he wants it to seem casual but ends up stuttering and blushing and looking at his feet
  • “n - nice eyelashes … dumb ass”
  • he tries to seem cool and mature but is a child. the relationship is filled with many happy, care free moments of playing games and teasing one another. there’s no serious moments, at least, not while he’s so young. he just wants to have fun, you know?? the puppy love is awkward and there’s lots of chaperones but you wouldn’t give any of that up for the world

So I am a spoiler whore. I make zero apologies for that. But I have been way too busy lately to really find them. I want to know all about 2x17 (Kevin Smith’s episode). Of course, the only thing I am more a whore for is speculation. Wild speculation that is always wrong. So you have been warned.

Based on photos from Kevin Smith and some other sources this is where I am at:

Karamel is still going strong. Evidence–he is sleeping over in her bed (morning light coming into the window) and game night. I am also going to throw in that she has him at the fortress of solitude. Which also makes me wonder is she going to fly his ass there like Superman flies Lois all the time…because I am 1000% here for that.

My guess is that happiness will be shattered by the Daxam king and queen showing up.

I am pretty sure they attack earth. Evidence–pictures that appear to be KS standing on a piece of spaceship and the throne room pic looks more like something on a ship with the lighting (I am 50/50 though because those statues are huge), and Linda Carter is in the episode.

Based on the pictures of the Daxam guards we know that it has been people from Daxam looking for Mon el. Someone speculated last week that they were his parents. I buy that more. Teri Hatcher posted that pic of her getting fitted for armour. Both her and Kevin Sorbo are in this episode and are bad guys. They have to be the king and queen because they have the ability/power to search the galaxy for this guy. He is also obviously their son because noone goes to this much trouble to find their son’s palace guard buddy.

So here are my conclusions: karamel are super happy maybe even exchanging I love yous. Then this attack happens and the president needs help. Except that it comes out that they want Mon el and Kara wants to protect him but she also wants answers, so to the fortress of solitude they go. There he has to confess who he really is. Although to be honest, I prefer that she is showing him the fortress in order to be open and show him all of her. Then the reveal comes when Mon el and Supergirl show up to fight and one of the guards takes off their helmet and he is all, “mom?”. This seems more KS style, too. Cue all the amazing angst.

So tell me what I missed, because I want it all.

anonymous asked:

um tell me more about jared getting cast in porn pls ;D

Oh, I have many thoughts about pornstar!jared and his audition, my friend

First, it is all Chad’s idea. Auditions are slow and they need money for rent and food, so Chad shows him an ad on his favorite porn site looking for new talent. He assures Jared that it is MONEY IN THE BANK between his twinky good looks and the Padacock. “Dude, I know you’re packing an anaconda down there, don’t lie.”

Jared sets up an appointment to meet the producer-director, because why not? Sometimes Chad comes up with good ideas (they’re usually unintentionally good, like making s'mores lasagne at midnight). The guy pulls out a goddamn Polaroid camera (he says he likes the aesthetic of the pics and keeps a few for his personal collection). Jared is nervous, wiping his palms on his jeans. The guy asks him to pose by the window, “So, tell me about yourself.”

Now, this is something Jared does well. He begins to tell him about growing up in Texas (playing up his drawl a little bit), showing some dimples in between the serious sexy shots. He raises his arms up just enough so his stomach peeks out from where his faded polo shirt should meet his jeans, a flash of boxer brief where his jeans hang low.

“So, top or bottom?”

Jared blinks for a second and then smiles. “Uh, whatever you need?”

“Anything you won’t do?” Jared hesitates and the guy begins to list kinks, quick as a grocery list. “Restraints, blindfolds, dildos, cock rings, rough sex?” Jared begins to blush, not because he doesn’t like those things, he likes them all just fine, but because this guy is all business. Sure, he didn’t expect porn to be romantic (he’s not an idiot) but maybe at least sexy? 

“Uhm, maybe not–”

The office door swings open and the producer looks up as another man walks in the door. “Oh, good, Jared, I’d like to to meet your costar for the first scene. This is Jensen.”

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Dylan Sprayberry for DA MAN Magazine by Mitchell McCormack lockscreens with psd

• Yeah people y’all can calm down now because i just made lockscreens of the new Dyl’s photoshoot *yep you all can scream a lot now* (jesus this guy needs to stop)

• Well if you’re gonna use/save/fall in love please like/reblog or follow me because i’m gonna make MORE ;) ♥

• Click on the pic to save it in HQ

hungryhole4killerkok  asked:

Why did you decide to take pictures of yourself and post them to a website for the entire world to see? Are you a sex worker, i.e. porn performer, hustler, etc. (if so I could imagine this would be a kind of marketing for your business)? Are you an exhibitionist and if so what are some the best public places you've had sex in/at? Or, do you consider yourself a narcissist?

lol this question is so loaded….so far there is no commercial purpose to this blog. I like showing myself off, and almost all the feedback I get is really nice and positive, so I just keeping going. I’ll stop when you guys stop liking it. Maybe one day I’ll find something to sell but only if there is actual demand for it.

Also, I look around and the people I see getting ahead are the ones taking risks and living without shame or in constant need to edit and filter their self expression. This is how I want to live and it makes the world a more interesting place.

I used to hustle back in the day but I’m not seeking that kind of work now. Yes I’m an exhibitionist in that I love taking these pics and sharing them, but I don’t really have sex in public. Once recently in the gym bathroom but that’s it. Narcissist is a little rough, I mean we should all love ourselves and be proud of who we are, but I don’t think or act like I’m the center of the Universe.

MAKING SACHETS FROM EMPTY PACKS OF COTTON PADS

These plastic tubes with strings on top are basically ready-made sachets, all you need is cut them into a smaller, more practical size. Sure, it’s plastic, not black velvet, but it’s water-resistant, you can see what’s inside, and you’re turning trash into something useful.

The photo shows one glued with scotch tape, but using a stapler is generally better. I just couldn’t find mine. And yes, I know the two packs don’t match, because I did it first, from an old pack that ran out, and only thought about taking pics for you guys later.

Firstly: *breathes in and screams* THANK YOU SO MUCH I’M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT AAAAAAA

Secondly: This is J.D./ @jedtheguy as (evil) Wheatley from Portal 2 the (Unauthorized) Musical and Dani I’m telling you even if you’re not into Portal you really need to see it it’s amazing and the parodies are perfect and everything is just PERRRRFECT. Seriously Dani. If you like musicals… go watch this it’s beautiful

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Im ugly in these pics but doesn’t matter. I just wanted to show some love to my fave mom and dad!!! I love you guys so much. Momma, don’t let these assholes get you down. You are a strong and lovely woman, and you do so many great things for your sons. You’ve really been helping me get through trying times and you’ve helped so many more! Just know, if you ever need to talk to someone, your son is always here :D!!! 💕💕-Adrian

Originally posted by dazthedazzler

blogs with nonstop porn, snarky posts, constant zodiac discourse, fashion stuff, things like that, i can’t bang with

whatever this blog falls under, i need to follow more people like that,

just a lot of cool pics/movie and tv screenshots(so i can find more stuff to watch)/funny text posts/videos

you guys that post those things and those that are just chill in general, you make this place cool 

underground blogging circle