i need coa

Dear Sony: 

Now that I’ve read CoHF I really need you to continue doing the movies. That’s right, I need CoA and everything that follows. One day we’ll get to CoHF and the reasons I need a movie of that book are:

  • Mind blowing sets of Alicante and Dark Alicante
  • Sizzy, Clace and Malec
  • ‘I am not your bitch’
  • All the beauty of the book
  • Characters from TDA
  • Characters from TID
  • 'Lord Montgomery’
  • Church
  • Pretty weddings
  • 'Let down your raven hair’
  • ’I can read your face like a very open, very pornographic book’
  • 'Heterosexual with low expectations’
  • 'WHY CAN’T YOU GO SOMEWHERE ELSE TO DO THESE HORRIBLE THINGS? MY EYES’
  • etc…etc…etc…

So please continue doing the movies.

Sincerely, an angst-ridden teenager who can’t confront her own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead and who happens to have a big book (725 pages) to throw at your faces.