“The K, the I, the T, the T, the Y… THAT’S KITTY!”
idea: human on the Lost Light gives everyone nicknames that they call them in public, and secret nicknames no one else knows about. Ratchet is Docbot (secretly 'Dr Grumpy') Rung is Grandpa ('Dr Psyche') Swerve is Gaffer ('Get the fuck out my bar') Rodimus is Cap'n Terror ('Johnny Storm' or 'Frat Boy Captain') Tailgate is Sweetheart/Sweetspark ('Cuddlykins') Cyclonus is Dear/Darling ('Reindeer') Whirl is Whirl ('Tiddy Guns') and Getaway is Trash Kitty. Just. Trash Kitty.