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Your Ridiculous Fruit-God Name:

The first letter of your first name:

  • A - Blueberry
  • B - Tangerine
  • C - Cherry
  • D - Blackberry
  • E - Strawberry
  • F - Raspberry
  • G - Lemon
  • H - Apple
  • I - Grape
  • J - Orange
  • K - Lime
  • L - Kiwi
  • M - Cantaloupe
  • N - Watermelon
  • O - Honeydew
  • P - Banana
  • Q - Coconut
  • R - Guava
  • S - Pear
  • T - Pinapple
  • U - Apricot
  • V - Papaya
  • W - Lychee
  • X - Kumquat
  • Y - Prune
  • Z - Mango

Your astrological symbol:

  • Aries - Marmalade
  • Taurus - Pie
  • Gemini - Smoothie
  • Cancer - Jam
  • Leo - Soap
  • Virgo - Candle
  • Libra - Jelly
  • Scorpio - Juice
  • Sagittarius  - Extract
  • Capricorn - Preserves
  • Aquarius - Concentrate
  • Pisces - Puree 

The color of your left sock:

  • Red - the Mighty
  • Orange - the Gluttonous
  • Yellow - the Emo
  • Green - the Sexy
  • Blue - the Wise
  • Purple/Violet - the Sassy
  • Black - the Invisible
  • White - the Toxic
  • Gray - the Erroneous 
  • Brown - the Spicy
  • Teal / Aqua - the Nasty
  • Lime Green - the Flawless
  • Pink - the Petty
  • Multicolored - the Lovely
  • No sock - the Sensational
  • Other color - the Shy

The second letter of your favorite musician’s, actor’s or artist’s name:

  • A - Water
  • B - Leaf
  • C - Sky
  • D - Sea
  • E - Ocean
  • F - Earth
  • G - Celestial
  • H - Heavenly
  • I - Dirt
  • J - Fire
  • K - Lava 
  • L - Moon
  • M - Star
  • N - Sun
  • O - Wind
  • P - Air
  • Q - Lake
  • R - Grass
  • S - Tree
  • T - Ice
  • U - Snow
  • V - Volcano
  • W - Mountain
  • X - Plain 
  • Y - Sand
  • Z - Swamp

Now choose either god, goddess, or divinity to stick to the end of your new fruit-god title!

(For example, I’m Lemon Soap the Invisible Water Goddess) 

That’s it, you’re done!

Feel free to reblog :)

Brutally honest hour.

A. If I’m in love

B. Last person I talked on the phone with

C. How long has it been since I’ve kissed?

D. If I have a preference for boys or girls?

E. How many piercings?

F. Give me any options like “hot or cold”

G. Last person said “I love you” to

H. Last person I hugged

I. Last time I felt jealous and why

J. Are you insecure? What about?

K. My full name

L. Siblings?

M. If I forgive betrayal?

N. Favorite animal?

O. Where I’d like to travel?

P. Music I like

Q. Favorite flower

R. Is cheating ever okay?

S. 2 hobbies

T. 3 things you love unconditionally

U. Favorite time of the year and why?
V. Big dreams?

W. If I’ve done something I regret very much

X. 3 turn ons

Y. 3 turn offs

Z. Ask any question you want

RuPaul’s Drag Race Alphabet

Anus
Backrolls
Come through
Detox
Eat it!
Fuck you, Alyssa
Go back to Party City where you belong!
Halleloo
I’ve had it, officaly
Jasmine Masters
Katya
Let’s get sickning!!
Mama
Not today Satan
Okurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Peanut Butter
Qween
Ru Paul’s Drag Race has fucked up drag
Sugar Daddy
Tyra is a complete bitch
UNHhhh
Violet Chacki
Willam
Zamolodchikova

To the older woman at the dog park,

Thank you. Thank you for being kind to me and talking about life with me. You are so sweet and kind and you could not ever realize how much I needed that today.

After dinner I left my house with my dog, music blasting. I went to the neighborhood park to cry. This whole week has been awful and I just feel like everyone in this world has something against me. I went to go into the dog park and you were there.

You and your perfectly trained golden retriever, we talked, and talked. We talked about dogs and school and life. You must be in your sixteys and I’m in my teens, but our age difference only pulled us together. You talked of a boy who once took you to your homecoming dance and I admitted to you how terrified I was to go to my first.

I left the dog park with a smile on my face. I went home and sat on my back porch with my dog eating ice cream. I let things go.

I am happy. Thank you for helping me realize that there are more important things in life than stupid boys and people who make you feel worthless.

Love,
Grace

OH MY G OS H HELLO FR I E N DS I’M LIKE TWENTY EIGHT BILLION Y E AR S LATE FOR THE STRANGER THINGS TRAIN

BUT I JUST FINISHED IT AND I ADORED EVERY SE CON D BUT I HAVE JUST ON E COMPLAINT

W H AT ABOUT B A R B

Ask me something

A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
B. FAVORITE BAND.
C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
E. MY BEST FRIEND.
F. MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.
G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
O. MY EYE COLOUR.
P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
Z. HOW ARE YOU?

Clean and Simple Questions part1

A. What makes life worth it?
B. Hidden talents?
C. Last book you read?
D. Are you seeing anyone?
E. What color do you look best in?
F. Favorite place to nap?
G. Last film you saw?
H. Best advice you’ve given?
I. How many languages can you say hello in?
J. How often do you nap?
K. Favorite fast food?
L. Piano or drums?
M. First thing you ate today?
N. Best Birthday party you’ve attended?
O. What’s your typical Tuesday?
P. Celeb you’d most like to meet?
Q. Weirdest phone call you’ve had?
R. Favorite memory?
S. Who gives the best hugs?
T. Sitting on laps or piggy back rides?
U. Best holiday song?
V. Last shoes you bought?
W. What’s your skin care routine?
X. Coolest thing about your best friend?
Y. What’d you have for lunch two nights ago?
Z. Something kind you’ve done recently?

Inbox me a letter (or a few)
  • A: Age
  • B: Best memory of...
  • C: Confess something personal
  • D: Direct confrontation or passive hinting
  • E: Ever done something illegal?
  • F: Favourite blog you follow
  • G: Goodnight text or good morning call?
  • H: Horror movie preference
  • I: Interested in...?
  • J: Jeans or sweats
  • K: Know another language?
  • L: Looks or personality
  • M: Most important person/thing to you right now
  • N: Name something you need to try
  • O: Opinion on..
  • P: Parties?
  • Q: Quiet or loud
  • R: Rank your top five favourite accents. One being the most and five being the least
  • S: Something you need to have every day
  • T: Thoughts on love
  • U: Underaged?
  • V: Virgin still?
  • W: Worst experience in your life so far
  • X: *ask anything*
  • Y: Younger or older relationship partner?
  • Z: Zero to ten, how easily jealous do you get?
  • [when asking, if you pick a letter with a '...' At the end, submit what you want to fill in the blank, as well as the letter. Example: "B... Your childhood" or "O... Technology"]
Smut Headcanon Game

I’ve adapted these from @niall-hor-man‘s headcanon game I found!  Feel free to send me a member and whichever era/au you’d like! Though I request you keep it to two letter maximum in an ask. In order to avoid vague replies, please be sure to include a respective era or AU. 

A: Aphrodisiac (What encourages or entices them to make a move?)

B: Birthday (Describe birthday sex)

C: Compliments (Mid- and post-sex compliments)

D: Dancing (Describe when dancing gets a little dirty….)

E: Experimenting (Trying something new)

F: Firsts (First time having sex together)

G: Gentle (Describe gentle/loving mid-sex gestures)

H: Handsy (When they can’t keep their hands to themselves)

I: Initiator (Who initiates most of the time? How?)

J: Jealous (“Claiming” a partner)

K: Kitchen (Describe a sex scene in the kitchen)

L: Likes (What they like in the bedroom)

M: Morning (Describe morning sex)

N: Never (Things they would never try)

O: Orgasm (Describe coming–who comes first? What do they say? How does the other person know it’s approaching?)

P: Playlist (A playlist for getting down and dirty; will probably include a lap dance song, a song for making love, and a song that represents their sex life)

Q: Quiet (Reaction to a quiet partner)

R: Ruttish (Signs that they’re horny)

S: Safe Word (How often is the safe word used? Why?)

T: Teasing (Who’s the tease in the relationship? What do they do? How often?)

U: Undressing (Strip teasing a partner)

V: Videos (Sending NSFW videos to each other)

W: Wedding Night (Consummating the marriage)

X: XXX (What kind of porn does the person watch? How often?)

Y: Yawn (How they sleep post-sex)

Z: Zoo (Their animalistic qualities in the bedroom)

A- Anoreksja ~Moja królowa.
B- Bezsilność ~Wkrada się w życie.
C- Chudnięcie ~Im więcej tym lepiej.
D- Doskonałość ~Zawsze daleka.
E- ED~ Zaburzenie łaknienia.
F- Figura~ Wciąż nie ta upragniona.
G- Głodówka~ Szczyt wytrzymałości.
H- Hamowanie głodu~ Tabletkami.
I- Izolacja~ Tylko ja i ona.
J- Jedzenie~ Zabronione!
K- Kalorie~ Obsesja liczenia .
L- Lustro~ Odbicie sprawia rozpacz.
M- Męczarnia~ Katowanie się ćwiczeniami.
N- Nałóg~ Nie do zwyciężenia.
O- Osamotnienie~ Przecież nikt nie zrozumie.
P- Pragnienie~ Bycia piękną.
R- Ratunek~ Ale po co…
S- Satysfakcja~ Jest cudowna…
T- Thinspiracje~ Pomagają.
U- Ukrywanie niejedzenia~ ciągły stress.
W- Ważenie się~ Chwila niepewności.
Z- Zero~ Wymażona waga…