Oh oh! For Fluff-off! Victor pretending to get kidnapped so Yuuri can rescue him and everytime it happens Victor goes "Oh my dashing prince in shining armour has saved me once more! I must award your heroic efforts with multiple kisses of gratitude" and proceeds to pepper Yuuri's face with said kisses. OR after Yuuri's shift is over Victor appears "I HAVE COME TO KIDNAP MR KATSUKI FOR THE CRIME OF STEALING MY HEART" and sweeps Yuuri off princess carry style to a date somewhere.
CUTE, I LIKE IT <3<3<3
Also, the thought of Mafia Victor as a damsel in distress is quite amusing XD
HE’D TOTALLY DO IT