i must be pierce

<*Oo^o°*~ Servamp/Dranganronpa Crossover ! ~*°o^oO*>

There it is !
Sakuya wearing Rantaro’s clothes =v=)b 
~ Amami Sakuyaaaaa ! ~

I was really impressed that there is somebody in the Anime/Manga world who looks like Sakuya in so many ways! ( striped shirt, green hair + one side’s hair is longer than the other,…)
I don’t exactly remember when I first saw this guy on Instagram…
 - months ago… some fanarts… *flashbacks*.
But I was like “ dayuuuum ! a Danganronpa-Sakkun !! ( *o*) ”
and now after playing Danganronpa 1 and 2 (-almost ) AND knowing that V3 has been released recently  - I KNEW I HAD TO DRAW HIM. 
@servampfanarts once drew a crossover of them too btw, even with Hinata/Mahiru >w>)/ !

Ok, it’s not exactly Rantaro here, and I’ll definitely draw him individually one day  - but Sakkun is more important v.v)! mhmhm ~
In the meantime of coloring this piece I was like “ shiiiiet, this could’ve been a cool thing if Rantaro is there too - DAMN ! can’t draw the epic earrings on Sakuya thx to the perspective…! F*CK :M ”
UUuuHhHuUHhHH ( TuT)
Nevertheless I’m glad this is finally done ( yesterday night of drawing 8h straight and struggling what to do with the bg again ) aaand most importantly
hope you like it (*3*)9!

i just remembered how pretty neil must be. his piercing blue eyes and curly auburn hair and lean body and long limbs and toned thighs like holy shit that boy is a work of art and damn if andrew isn’t reminded everyday

read in 2017 → emperor mage → tamora pierce 

“Will you help me get revenge? I would like to rip this palace apart, stone by stone. I want to topple the columns, break the walls, crush the foundation. Would you do it?”

if it helps:

the moment after i cut myself loose from you
my seat was a puddle of tears in piercing crimson
for at least an hour, i must have been crying

if it helps:

i wrote the most wonderful things under your influence
part of you remains in my journals, like the corsage
pressed in their pages and the “i am not me without you”
burnt in the edges

if it helps:

for months on end my eyes were glitter
and my stomach sewn into knots of nostalgia
of how we met, of who we were to become
for months on end i swore — to my friends and
my own grave — i would never leave

if it helps
(and i hope it does)
while i cannot reciprocate the stabs
in your chest that you feel now
i felt them too (for months on end)
and i believe (honestly, truly)
you will feel them for someone else
in the form of glittery eyes
and journal entries talking of
atomic attachment

if it helps:
i do not love you anymore

—  the closest i’ll come to an apology
Guardians of the Galaxy No. 2 - sentence starters

1. “I’m gonna make some weird shit.” 

2. “No offense, but your employees are a bunch of jerks.” 

3. “Slow down, drama queen. You might deserve this, but I don’t. We gotta get out of here.” 

4. “You’re smiling, and for a second I got a warm feeling, but then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth.” 

5. “You like a professional asshole or what?” 

6. “Why didn’t you deliver _____ to _____ like you promised?” 

7. “Aww man, what’d they do to you?” 

8. “Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere with a bunch of human toes? …Okay. Then let’s just agree to never discuss this.” 

9. “I didn’t mean to do a mutiny. They killed all my friends.” 

10. “You maniac. The whole ship’s gonna blow.” 

11. “You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can’t fool me. I know who you are.” 

12. “I know who you are, ______. Because you’re me.” 

13. “All any of you do is yell at each other. You are not friends.” 

14. “For the first time in my existence, I am truly not alone!” 

15. “You killed my _____!” 

16. “I told you something didn’t feel right.” 

17. “’I told you so’? Just what I need to hear right now.” 

18. “You said you were going to eat me!” 

19. “So we’re saving the galaxy again?” 

20. “We must hurry. It will not take ____ long to find us.” 

21. “The entire planet will explode. We’ll have to get out of here fast. I rigged a timer.” 

22. “You don’t have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you.” 

23. “I never thought s/he would be able to do it, with as weak and skinny as s/he appears to be.” 

24. “Now, whatever you do, don’t push this button.” 

25. “You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag. If anyone’s going to have tape, it’s you!” 

26. “This is gonna hurt.” 

27. “You look like Mary Poppins.” 

28. “I’m Mary Poppins, ya’ll!” 

29. “S/he’s just unconscious.” 

30. “I ain’t done nothin’ right my whole damn life, ____. You need to give me this.” 

31. “We’re gonna need to have a real discussion about your language.” 

32. “No. I’m not leaving without him/her.” 

33. “I’m sorry. I can only afford to lose one friend today.” 

34. “You are a god. If you kill me, you’ll be just like everybody else.” 

35. “What I’m trying to say here is, sometimes that thing you’re searching for your whole life, it’s right there by your side the whole time and you don’t even know it.” 

36. “_____ thinks you’re not a dancer.” 

37. “When are we going to do something about this unspoken thing between us?” 

38. “I win. I win, I bested you in combat.” 

39. “I should have told you earlier. I’m stupid! You are in danger.” 

40. “Doesn’t eternity get boring?” 

41. “We need to get off this planet.” 

42. “You’re leaving me with that ______?!” 

43. “It’ll be just a couple of days. We’ll be back before _____ is done fixing the ship.” 

44. “What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? Because it’s working.” 

45. “I’m finishing this so that we can listen to tunes while we work.” 

46. “_____, get out of the way! You’re gonna get hurt!” 

47. “No. No. Spit it out. Spit it out. C’mon. …Disgusting.” 

48. “The beast’s hide is too thick to be pierced on the outside. I must cut it open from the inside.” 

49. “Yes! I have single-handed vanquished the beast!” 

50. “Careful what you say around these folks, they’re easily offended. The cost of transgression is death.” 

51. “Sorry if it seemed like I was flirting with the high priest/priestess. I wasn’t.” 

52. “You just need to find a wo/man who is pathetic, like you.” 

53. “It’s not ripe.” 

54. “I will be free of these shackles soon enough, and then I will kill you. I swear it.” 

55. “You’re not killing anyone. All those ships are remotely piloted.” 

56. “To make it through that, you’d have to be the greatest pilot in the universe.” 

57. “Someone destroyed all our ships!” 

58. “LOOK AT THIS! Where’s the other half of our ship?”

59. “You know, you’d think an evil supervillain would learn how to properly lie.” 

60. “Seems like this establishment is the wrong kind of disreputable.” 

61. “If you think I take pleasure in exiling you, you’re wrong. You broke all our hearts.” 

62. “If s/he’s so soft, what are you whispering for?” 

63. “I thought _____ was your mother/father.” 

64. “Can I pet your puppy? It is adorable.” 

65. “If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.” 

66. “Whoa! Whoa! There must be some kind of peaceful resolution, _____. Or even a violent one where I’m standing over there.” 

67. “How did you get to this weird, dumb planet?” 

68. “When you’re ugly and someone loves you, you know that they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.” 

69. “Why are there no other beings on this planet?” 

70. “What were you about to say to _____ before I walked out?” 

71. “I will help them by killing _____.” 

72. “You will always be my _____.”


watching this journey has legit had me crying. | long live brittana  ❤

  • ❝ There's a person here who wants to sell handbags. ❞
  • ❝ What do I do with a removed uterus? ❞
  • ❝ If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a few years ago. ❞
  • ❝ Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will. ❞
  • ❝ Now, I'm gonna warn you, don't freak out. ❞
  • ❝ So you've come to the master for guidance? Is this what you're saying, grasshopper? ❞
  • ❝ How many Filet-O-Fishes did you eat? ❞
  • ❝ You're a jerk. ❞
  • ❝ You know, if I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. ❞
  • ❝ That's offensive. ❞
  • ❝ This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head. ❞
  • ❝ Don't say cocks. ❞
  • ❝ That place is like the promised land to me. ❞
  • ❝ Frankly, I'm a little insulted that you have to keep asking about it. ❞
  • ❝ Don't panic. ❞
  • ❝ I don't like to necessarily touch things, I'm just shopping. ❞
  • ❝ And I'm boring myself just talking about this. ❞
  • ❝ You know I do my best to to be my own man/woman and go by the beat of a different drummer. And nobody gets me.They're always putting up walls and I tear 'em down. Just breaking down barriers, that's what I do all day. ❞
  • ❝ I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date. ❞
  • ❝ You need a hot date more than anyone. I wish, right? Giggle, giggle Chuchee, chuchee I get it. Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood over here. Right? ❞
  • ❝ God, I don't even know how to explain this. ❞
  • ❝ I have tried to treat you all as adults but obviously I am the only adult here. ❞
  • ❝ A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part-human and part-supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged. ❞
  • ❝ I could fall and pierce an organ. ❞
  • ❝ This isn't the big surprise, is it? Because we've been having a pretty horrible day. ❞
  • ❝ That's a very rude thing to say, ____. ❞
  • ❝ Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating ____. ❞
  • ❝ In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead. Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead. ❞
  • ❝ Take a seat. Cop a squat. ❞
  • ❝ The thing about a practical joke is you have to know when to start as well as when to stop. ❞
  • ❝ Grumble, grumble, but you would follow me to the ends of the earth, grumbling all the way. Like that dwarf from Lord Of The Rings. ❞
  • ❝ Good Lord! Look at these purses. ❞
  • ❝ Everything ____ does annoys me. ❞
  • ❝ That's a pretty intense accusation. ❞
  • ❝ Please don't throw garbage at me. ❞
  • ❝ If I had to choose between a one-night stand with some stupid cow I'd pick up at a bar, and these people, I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an every-day stand. ❞
  • ❝ Don't bring that lamb to work or it'll poop on the floor. ❞
  • ❝ Where was my Oprah moment? ❞
  • ❝ Let's celebrate. Celebrate good times. Come on! Let's celebrate diversity. ❞
  • ❝ Just go along with it, OK? Just follow my lead. ❞

“Ugh,” You grunted as you scowled in the mirror, adjusting the rigid corset tied around your middle, “I don’t know if this is right.”

“Huh?” Dis turned to you, her dark hair shone with a sprinkle of grey but still lush as it hung down in perfect braids across her back, “Oh, Y/N, I told you, it’s supposed to look like that…though it could be a bit tighter.”

“Tighter?” You whined and set your hands on your already constricted waist, “I don’t—Oh!”

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anonymous asked: I’m getting my smiley pierced this weekend for my 18th and I’m going with my squad and whatnot so can you do an imagine with Hannah reacting to the fem!reader getting one and their dating cause she’s my bisexual lil baby

Originally posted by affezioni

Hannah X Reader

“So, Y/N,” Clay grins. “What’s the plan for the big 1-8?”

It’s lunch time and you’re sitting outside under the shade of a tree with Hannah, Clay and Tony. "Tattoo parlour,“ you say. 

Tony’s eyebrows shoot up. "Seriously? I can you get you the hook-up with my artist if you need it,” he says.

“No need. Skye’s hooking me up with her piercer.”

“Nice,” Tony says, bobbing his head. “What are you getting done?”

“It’s a secret,” you reply, waggling your eyebrows.

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Pairings: Donald Pierce x Reader
Words: 988
Warnings: Angst, mild violence, swearing
Request: @labeteenmoi Hello, could you do 2 & 4 with Donald Pierce please ?  I must say, I like him when he’s mean…
A/N: Oh, don’t we all like him when he’s mean…♥

Summary: Working at the Transigen is challenging enough, especially if your boss turns out to be an asshole. But something is keeping you from leaving. After all, who can say what is sincere and what is a game?

Originally posted by mavillains

[“I heard you. I just don’t care.“]
[“Was that supposed to hurt?“]

You stopped in front of the forbidden door. The documents you were pressing so close to your chest were creased and you knew Rice wouldn’t be happy with their condition. Time seemed to slow down and it felt like you’d been standing there for centuries and not mere thirty seconds.

Donald Pierce. You fucking supervisor. Before you got the job, you decided to do a little research and the opinions amongst his coworkers were mixed. Some said that he was open minded and honest others complained that the everlasting coldness of Rice’s heart couldn’t compare to the cold void that inhibited Donald’s chest area. You didn’t scare easily and the job was more than profitable so you tried your best to stay. And you succeeded. Little did you know, that after a few weeks of working for your boss you’d feel like a shattered version of yourself.

You closed your eyes and took a deep breath, trying to do it as quiet as possible. The last thing you needed was him teasing you right then. You put your hand on the handle and the cold material was enough to send a shiver down your spine. But there was no coming back now. You knew he must have heard you already. Ignoring the sound of alarm spreading across your head you pushed the door open.

He was sitting at his desk, fiddling with screwdrivers and other tools,  continuously improving his metal arm. He might have been a shit human being but a brilliant engineer, you couldn’t deny it even if you wanted to.

Taking advantage of your sudden burst of courage, you covered the distance between the door and his desk.

“The reports you wanted,” you said, happy that your voice didn’t give away how you felt inside.

He didn’t even look at you. He put the screwdriver in his mouth and started putting down the old parts of his hand. You were surprised he was able to get any work done considering the amount of time he spent like this every day.

“Sir,” you added, remembering that he orders you to address him in such a manner.

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Bad Boy [16+]

Featuring: Owen Ovadoz

Genre: Fluff/Unresolved Sexual tension…some smuttiness 

Word Count: 2,141 

Request:  Anonymous sent: can you write a cute scenario for owen where he is like the bad boy in school and you have to do a project with him? kinda angsty/fluffy/smutty idc! if you have too much request you can ignore this one (: thanks anyways 💕

Hearing your name after Owen’s name come out of your professors mouth made your heart skip a beat, and not for the right reasons.

 “Please switch partners with me.” You pleaded to your friend in a whisper.

“I said your partner is Kim Hyunwoo. Now hurry up and get moving I don’t have time to spare in my class.” You professor asserted.  You gave a pleading gaze to your professor,  “There will be no change in partners whatsoever.”

Well at least now you knew to not even try asking. You collected your things and made your way over to your project partner. You weren’t gonna lie you were completely nervous being paired up with the bad boy Kim Hyunwoo or better Known by his English name Owen.  

You were no goody two shoes saint but you sure as heck weren’t a bad girl either. You heard a lot of rumors about him, you usually weren’t one to quickly go by rumors but since there was so many going around you figured maybe some were at least half true or held at least some truth to them.  You walked over to the open spot next to him and set down your belongings. He couldn’t seem any less interested if he tried, he was lazily slouched over, arms crossed supporting his hoodie covered head as he looked out the window. You waited for a slight second, seeing if Owen would acknowledge you or just continue day dreaming out the window. The latter seemed to be the choice, so you silently took  a seat next to him; feeling awkward being ignored by Owen. You tried setting out your the materials, trying to get his attention; normally you would say something to get someone’s attention but in this case you felt slightly intimidated by Owen. One thing was for sure if any of the rumors about him were true, you really didn’t want to get on his bad side. He was taller than you, definitely bigger build than you, and overall more intimidating than you could ever be.  As you were taking out the heavy textbook you would be needing for this project, it slipped out of your hands and slammed on to the desk, ‘shit!’ you thought. The loud slam of your textbook had everyone turn their eyes on you, startled; including Owen! If looks could kill, you’d be dead by now with the way Owen’s eyes were piercing into yours.

“Oh I’m so sorry, I must have startled you.” You found yourself blabbering an apology without much thought. Owen shot an inquisitive look as he pulled out his headphones from under his hoodie.

“What?” He questioned simply.

“Oh um nothing…nevermind.”You mumbled as you played with your fingers awkwardly. You hated how Owen made you feel all shy and squeamish, being meek wasn’t your thing but it was just a natural reaction Owen brought out of you.

“So are we partners for this thing?” Owen asked nonchalantly. “Yeah, we are.”  You figured he hadn’t been paying attention.


“Do you have your notes?”You asked him as you pulled out your notes from your neatly organized binder. Meanwhile Owen took out a few pieces of crumbled up paper from his pockets… his notes oh great.

You guessed he had probably been slacking off the whole semester and he’s gonna pin all the work for this project on you. You just saw it coming, he’s a bad boy after all what else were you suppose to expect?


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Sakamaki Shitty Thing: Bloody lips

I just want to know why when I write, my first scenario is the shortest, and the last one is the longest. Is it some kind of a curse…?

“Hey, I looked for y-”
You saw your boyfriend and stopped immediately, staring in shock at him.. His lips pressed to some blonde girl’s neck. You stuttered, not believing your eyes. 
He parted their bodies and looked at you with wide eyes.
Then you realized. There was blood dripping from his  mouth.

♛ Ayato ♛

“…Why did you come here?” he grunted, wiping the blood from his mouth. You froze, his dark gaze paralyzed you. Smirk appeared on his face. “You’re gonna be next, Chichinashi…”
“S-stay away!” you managed to say, trying to back away from him, but you stumbled and fell to the ground. “M-monster…”
He chuckled.
“Yeah, I’m a monster. And you’re my prey.”
Not letting you escape, he pinned you to the floor, looking at you with satisfaction.
“Now, let Yours Truly taste your blood… I waited for it for too long…”
You screamed as his fangs pierced your neck, as painfully as possible. And he made sure to leave very visible scars.

♟ Kanato ♟

“Huh? What are you doing here?” He narrowed his eyes with annoyance, turning to you and stepping closer. You turned, wanting to escape, but he appeared in front of you, making you startle. “You’re not going anywhere, are you?”
“W-what are y-you…”
“Isn’t that obvious? I’m a vampire.”
“I-it’s.. i-i-impossible…”
He smirked.
“I should be mad at you for saying such things. But your expression is priceless now… Nee, Teddy, what should we do with her, now that she knows who we are~?”
You looked at him with wide eyes and tried to back away, but he grabbed your wrist roughly, making you squeak in surprise.
“Do you want to leave me…?” He growled. “I won’t let you. You’re my prey from now on. If you ever try to escape, I will turn you into a doll, understood~?”
With those words, he pulled you to his chest and pierced your neck with his sharp fangs, ignoring your pleads and struggling, knowing that you were just a weak human who couldn’t fight him in any way.

♞ Laito ♞

“Hmm? What is my Bitch-chan doing here~?” He smirked, immediately forgeting about the other girl, as he came closer, capturing your chin and looking straight into your eyes. “Does she want to have some fun as well~?”
Your heartbeat fastened, as you stood there, paralyzed, staring at him with wide eyes, not fully believeing in what’s happening.
Laito chuckled.
“Don’t be so serious, Bitch-chan, there’s nothing to be scared of…” He wrapped arm around your waist, leaning closer to your ear. “It won’t hurt that much… And if you’re good girl, I will make sure to reward you…”
He lowered his head and bit into your shulder, making you regain your senses and squirm panickly. 
“Don’t struggle, Bitch-chan~ If you give up to me, I’ll make it more pleasant than you can even imgaine…”

♝ Reiji ♝

He silently wiped the blood from his mouth and turned to face you.
“I don’t remember calling for you…”
“R-Reiji… w-what does it… h-how…”
He sighed with annoyance, looking at you sternly.
“You should apologize for interrupting me in-”
You didn’t listen to him anymore, forcing your legs to move, wanting to run away from here. But after few steps, you bumped onto him, as he appeared from nowhere in front of you.
“Such a bad mannered woman…” He grabbed your wrists, pinning you to the wall. “Did you think you’d escape from me?” He smirked, leaning closer, ignoring your attempts to break free from his grip. “I must punish you then~”
Sharp fangs pierced your neck in the most painful way you could imagine. 
“There’s no escape from me… so don’t even try, you pathetic human…”

♚ Shu ♚

“…” He stared at you without a single word, ignoring the blood dripping onto his sweater.
“Did you want something?”
“W-what…?” You looked at you with teary eyes. “S-Shu, what does that… m-mean…?”
He sighed with annoyance, stepping in your direction and you froze, staring at him in fear.
But he just passed you.
“If you’re so scared, run away. I won’t stop you.”
Before you could even think about it, you grasped his sleeve, trying to stop him. You didn’t even know why did you do this.
And he stopped, turning his face to you, and smirked.
“I hope you’re prepared to be my prey then…”
You groaned quietly, as he pulled you to his chest, and in the next moment his sharp fangs pierced your shoulder.

♜ Subaru ♜

He stared at you, probably even more scared than you yourself.
“…What are you doing here…”
He parted from the girl, going hesitantly in your direction. You backed away immediately, so he stopped.
“W-what are you…?” You asked, staring at him with wide eyes, trying to calm harm your racing heartbeat.
“I-I’m… a m-monster…” He said, looking down. You saw his expression, full of regrets. He for sure didn’t want you to find out.
You breathed deeply and started to slowly come closer to him.
“Y-you didn’t tell me… because… you w-wanted me to be safe… d-didn’t you…?”
You knew how low self-esteem he had. And you believed that everything you two got through before wasn’t just a lie. So you gently wrapped arms around him, as if saying “it’s alright”.
“…” He was too astonished to hug you back, but after a while, he managed to place hand on your back. “(Y/n)…” He hasitated, leaning closer to your neck. “I’m sorry…”
You didn’t move, only winced a bit, as you felt a sharp pain in your neck. 
But, even if it was so difficult, you let him do as he wanted. Knowing, that you can trust him no matter what.

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Sentence Starters

“You look like Mary Poppins.”

“Is he cool?”

“I’m Mary Poppins, y'all!”

“He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.”

“He says, “Welcome to the frickin’ _.” Only he didn’t use “frickin’."”

“There are two types of beings in the universe, those who dance, and those who do not.”

“Sometimes, the thing you’ve been looking for your whole life is right there beside you all along.”

“_, look out!”

“It’s called a Zune. It’s what everybody’s listening to on Earth nowadays.”

“Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button.”

“Yes, Scotch tape would work… Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work, if you don’t have any? Nobody has any tape!”

“You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag. If anybody’s gonna have tape, it’s *you*!”

“That’s exactly my point! I have to do everything!”

“We’re all gonna die.”

“I created what I imagined biological life to be like… down to the most minute detail.”

“I don’t need to hear how my parents…”

“Well, you may not be mortal, but me…”

“I’m immortal?”

“And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?”

“I’m gonna make some weird shit.”

“_, get out of the way! You’re gonna get hurt!”

“What are you gonna do with your share?”

“Yeah… I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. You know. Something to make the other girls go "Ooh, that’s nice."”

“So, we’re saving the galaxy, again?”

“Awesome! We’re really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we’re two-time galaxy savers.”

“No! No, that’s the button that will kill everyone! Try again.”

“You people have issues.”

“When I touch someone I can feel their feelings.”

“You like a professional asshole or what?”

“Pretty much a pro.”

“Listen to me! You are a god. If you kill me, you’ll be just like everybody else!”

“What’s so wrong with that?”

“I’m sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself, "You know what would be a really kick-ass name? _!"”

“All any of you do is yell at each other. You’re not friends.”

“You’re right… We’re family.”

“I didn’t mean to do a mutiny… They killed all my friends.”

“Ow! My nipples!”


“I’m sorry. I took it too far. I meant trash panda.”

“The beast’s hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. I must cut through it from the inside.”

“Oh, man. Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted. At that time, I was a Federal Express man…”

“You didn’t know because you didn’t want to know because it made you rich.”

“I’ve never felt such humor!”

“She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret!”

“You don’t have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you.”

“I’m sorry I didn’t do none of it right, but I’m damn proud you’re my _.”

“How did you get to this weird dumb planet?”

“So you’re a pet.”

“People usually want cute pets. Why would _ want such a hideous one?”

“You are horrifying to look at. Yes. Bu-But that’s a good thing.”

“When you’re ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are… Beautiful people never know who to trust.”

“Well, then I’m certainly grateful to be ugly.”

“You know, it’s a shame that it took the tragedy of losing _ to bring us all together again. But I think he’d be proud knowing that we’re back as a team.”

“What say we steal some shit?”

“Screw you, spaceship!”

“What was your second choice? Scrotum Hat?”

“Hey, fellas. Hey, wait, where you going? Hey, you were supposed to be my lift home. How will I get outta here? Hey! Aw, gee. I’ve got so many more stories to tell. Aw, guys. Oh, gee.”

“Can we put the bickering on hold until *after* we survive this massive space battle?”

“Oh shit. I’m using my wrong eye again, aren’t I? I’m sorry. That was meant to be behind your back.”

“You know, they told me you people were conceded douchebags, but that isn’t true at all.”

“You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can’t fool me. I know who you are.”

“I know everything about you. I know you play like you’re the meanest and the hardest but actually you’re the most scared of all.”

“I know them scientists what made you, never gave a rat’s ass about you!”

“I’m what’s called a Celestial, sweetheart.”

“I’m Sorry. I can only afford to lose one friend today.”

“Showtime, a-holes!”

“Hey, there, jackass!”

“_, I will see you in the stars.”

“What is your goal here? To get everyone to hate you? Because it’s working.”

“If you think… I take pleasure… in exiling you… you’re wrong. You broke all our hearts.”

"My nipples hurt. Oh, goodness me!”

“You’re the one what killed those men… by leading them down the wrong path. Because you’re weak.”

“I guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way.”

“It’s a day for dumbass names.”

“You’re smiling. And for a second, I got a warm feeling. But then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth.”

“Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks ‘Taserface’ is a cool name.”

“Listen! _ has gotten exactly what he wanted. I should have told you earlier. I am stupid! You are in danger!”