If Internet was Used in Black Butler
Sebastian: Yes young master?
Ciel: I have a question.
Sebastian: What is it, my lord?
Ciel: Well, I was reading this story, a fanfiction to be more specific, and I came across some words, statements, and phrases that I didn’t much comprehend.
Sebastian: And how would you like for me to help you with that?
Ciel: What does prostate mean?
Sebastian: -eyes widen- I’m… I’m sorry young master but… Could you- could you repeat that again for me?
Ciel: Prostate. It said right here that ’Ciel moaned as Sebastian hit his prostate with an unfailing accuracy.’ and I’m asking what prostate means.
Sebastian: -fixes his collar and laughs nervously- W-well… You see, this thing is… Uhm basically… It’s uhm…
Ciel: Well? What is it?
Ciel: You know what forget it. I have another question. They said here that ‘Ciel looked at Sebastian with a lust filled gaze as he sucked his butler’s coc-
Sebastian: OKAY! I think that’s enough for today, young master. -walks towards Ciel- I’ll take this -takes the laptop- and I’ll give you this -gives him a book-
Ciel: What the-? Sebastian! I wasn’t done yet! I wanted to ask you about-
Sebastian: JUST READ THE GOD DAMN BOOK I GAVE YOU!