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Behind The Towel

Pairing: Jared x Reader

Summary: You’re at your mom’s house with your kids when your husband sends you a very NSFW photo while he’s away.

Word Count: 1,116

Warnings: children (because apparently that needs a warning), a stubborn toddler, NSFW photo under the cut, embarrassment, sexting, implied smut

A/N: @wayward-girl sent me this photo and my brain just kicked into overdrive so… here ya go. This is also my (very late - I’m so, so sorry) submission for @frickfracklesackles‘s 1,000 Followers Celebration Challenge. My prompt was “I don’t know whether to worship at your feet or spank the living shit out of you.” and is bolded below.


Jared was in Los Angeles, shooting some promo shoot for something he wouldn’t tell you about. It seemed sketchy, but you shrugged it off for the most part. Packing up the kids, you headed for your mom’s house, knowing she’d listen to your worrying about there being another woman while also helping you with Jake and Lauren. 

Day two without Jared, and you were missing him. You woke up that morning and shot him a text, just saying, “Wish you were here,” with a kissing emoticon. After laying in bed for ten more minutes with no reply, you sighed and planted your feet on the floor. Trudging to the kitchen, you clutched the warm black mug between your hands, savoring every single sip of the holy liquid you were taking in.

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“The bromance. The captivating couple”

Dong Wook. It was so nice working with you.I hope we can work in another drama again. I miss you.
- Mr Goblin, Gong Yoo hyung. We had beautiful days. I wasn’t lonely, thanks to you. If we could work together again. I think we can have more fun.

Look I love Rick and Morty to pieces, but its one of Those Shows…every time I meet someone who also likes it im like “ok…are you a ‘this show depicts messed up people doing bad things but it has a lot to offer stylistically and writing wise’ fan or are you a ‘i completely missed the point of this show and the only parts I like are the ones that I’ve twisted into validating my messed up world view’ fan?”

No matter how long it’s been or how many times I’ve watched it, Will saying the words ‘Did you just smell me?’ in that sort of teasing disbelief that Doctor Lecter just-fucking-sniffed-him plus Hannibal’s genuine awkwardness as he tries in vain to excuse himself, will always make the clouds part, the sun come out, flowers bloom, and put a big goofy grin on my face.

I honestly feel so sorry for people who were convinced by other tumblr users that Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid is fanservice-heavy or ecchi and are missing this great show. It relies far more on humor, characterization and wholesome and sometimes complex interactions. 

It’s nothing like its manga and you shouldn’t trust people who cherry-pick screencaps.

The difference? This time I won’t wait by my phone. I won’t text you every day to remind you that I exist. I won’t give you that power anymore. You want me? You’ll have to show me.
—  Midnight Thoughts (I won’t fight for your attention anymore)