still further impressions of dragon age: inquisition (can’t stop won’t stop)
dorian redefines being extra. like - i don’t even - dorian, why? what are you doing? why do you only have one sleeve? how long does it take you to twirl your moustache in the morning? what do you use? tevinter-made hair gel? a toothbrush? a special tiny pair of moustache curlers? i need answers
my new method for dealing with enemies is to leap on my horse as soon as the little red Enemy Alert appears and just…..ride away. ride hard. don’t look back. sometimes i like to spur the horse into a canter and whisper “you’ll never catch me alive” as i flee
do you reckon the inquisitor ever has a nightmare and cole goes to comfort them and when they wake up they just start screaming hysterically because there’s a tall thin ghoul with sunken eyes standing over their bed staring down at them whispering “i sensed your fear”? because i’d like to think so
on that point: sometimes i enjoy picturing a cole who is completely fashion-blind and constantly looks like he got dressed in the dark after someone took his wardrobe and gave it a really good shake. the first time he turns up in a skirt dorian is appalled and everyone’s like “what’s wrong? come on, he can wear skirts if he wants, don’t be a dick” and dorian just looks at them with wide, horror-filled eyes and whispers “but he’s wearing it with socks and sandals”
the only characters who have unreasonable amounts of chest on display are the male ones (and arguably sera). i find this extremely satisfying. free the nipple, gentlemen. live your dreams.
i made the most grotesquely inhuman noise when hawke mentioned fenris (specifically fenris being “willing to die” to protect him). guess i’m never gonna be over that one.
just….hawke in general? god i’m really glad he’s back i missed my beefy wizard son and his stupid sense of humour
@bioware i found a bug in your game and the bug is that i can’t romance vivienne de fer. i assume it is a bug because putting someone so awesome in your game and deliberately not making them a romance option is a flagrantly amoral decision, and i like to think you’re better than that.
every time i’m in skyhold and i leap off a balcony my head plays the “if you love me let me gooo” song and i don’t know how to make it stop
During the balloon scene, while the Wizard is making his baloney speech, Scarecrow and Dorothy seem to be having some dialogue that the audience is unable to hear, which includes the infamous hand-kiss scene. What we don’t know is what they’re talking about, and after some thought I have my theory!
I think Dorothy asked Scarecrow to come with her! I came to this conclusion because we very clearly see Scarecrow shaking his head in response to whatever Dorothy said to him with a very sad expression on his face, but what else could he be saying “No” to in that particular way? If this theory proves true then it makes their final goodbye scene all that more heart-wrenching. He turns down the chance to be with her and instead lets her go so she can be free to live her life (also cause it’s in her head and now she can channel all these feelings she has for the right person, which is Hunk, but I digress)
So what do y'all think? Do you have your own theories?