i miss this team :(

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time to dance // panic! at the disco

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4X07 || The whole team shipping and supporting Fitzsimmons

For @cardb0rdeaux

I’ve been rewatching POI and I noticed how Team Machine dynamics usually work

Rinch
Reese: Reese, YES.
Finch: Reese. No.
Reese: *grumbles* fine. 

Carter x Reese
Reese: *does a thing*
Carter: WYD.
Reese: *shrugs*

Finch x Shaw
Shaw: GOTTA DO A THING.
FINCH: ms. shAW DO NOT DO THE THING.
Shaw: *side eyes finch* *does the thing…only with less dead people* 

Finch x Root
Root: Does a thing.
Finch: ?????????
TM: 
Finch:
Root: *fail winks*

Mayhem Twins
Reese: Wanna do a thing.
Shaw: Lets do the thing.
Reese: Im driv-
Shaw: OH HELL NO.

Shoot
Shaw: SAMEEN YES.
Root: SAMEEN NO.
Shaw: FUKC YOU.
Root: ohh, is that a suggestion ;)
Bear:
Root:
TM:
Shaw: *eye rolls to the next dimension*

Fusco
Team Machine: Does a thing.
Fusco:
Fusco:?????????????????

More headcanons

-Team Skull grunts gesture to one another without saying anything in order to communicate with each other and keep non-members confused as to what they’re doing.

-Guzma only deigns to get involved if the grunts mess up whatever they are doing so badly that he needs to smooth it over in order to keep up the team’s supposed intimidation factor (or magically show up if Kukui is around-i.e Malie Garden).

-Plumeria keeps her room clean and tidy in case one of the grunts needs to have a quiet space to be alone for a time.

-Guzma will blast loud music in his room when he doesn’t want to be bothered, which means Plumeria is the default person for a Team Skull grunt to go to if they need to report something (unless it is something Guzma specifically wants to be told about- then the grunt would have to yell over the music (if playing) after bursting into Guzma’s room.

-If a Team Skull grunt starts trouble and suddenly there’s talk of a punishment, no one can figure out which grunt started the trouble in the first place because they all dress the same.

-Guzma will beat anyone who talks shit about bug-type Pokemon, and doesn’t care one way or another if it was just meant to be a joke.