i miss these two so much :(

Okay but seriously

It’s been wonderful seeing all the Dad!Gabriel and Dad!Jack ideas going around for when Jesse first joins Blackwatch, but y’all are missing the PRIMEST OF PRIME opportunities here:

Jesse with not one BUT TWO Commander Dads with bad puns, dad jokes, and a whole slew of embarrassing ideas.

Like

Gabriel basically rescues and adopts Jesse from Deadlock

Jack: …well. This is it, Jack.
Jack: you’re a dad now.
Jack: time to be a loving and supporting partner to your husband in this endeavor, and a responsible and warmhearted role model to this poor kid who has had so much go wrong in his young life.
Jack: …
Jack: guess I gotta learn how to golf now.  
Jack: …
Jack: and also buy all my clothes from Costco.                      



Five minutes later

Gabriel: …what the actual fuck are you wearing
*Jack in Hawaiian button up, cargo shorts, socks and sandals*
Jack: …
Jack: we’re dads now, Gabe.
Gabriel: …
Gabriel: shit you’re right

Five minutes later

Jesse comes outside into the break area of the Watchpoint.

Jesse: hey, y'all seen my hat anywhere? I think Fareeha hid it - CHICKEN ON A DONKEY WHAT THE FUCK
*Jack and Gabe practicing really bad golf swings in Hawaiian shirts, cargo shorts, and socks and sandals*
Jack: hello, kiddo
Gabe: sup, chico
Jesse: …
Jesse: Hey uh
Jesse: can I choose to go to jail instead      


                  
Twenty minutes later

Ana: I should have expected this from you, Jack
Ana: but you too, Gabriel?? I expected better from you
Torbjörn: …you expected better from Gabriel “I wear my beanie in New Mexico” Reyes?
Gabriel: I detect some sarcasm there
Jack: Ana…Ana, don’t you see?
Ana: ??
Jack: we have a TEENAGER living in the base with us
Ana: …
Torbjörn: …
Reinhardt: …team, we know what we must do

Five minutes later

Jesse: still can’t find my hat - CHEESE WHIZ ON A CRACKER WHAT
*Entire Strike team in Hawaiian shirts, cargo shorts, socks and sandals*
Jesse: …
Jack: …we’re all dads now



Twenty years later

In the theater on the Hollywood map

Jesse: …
Shiver Reaper: …
Golden 76: …
Shiver Reaper: hey, chico
Golden 76: how ya doin’, kid?
Jesse: …
Hanzo: …do you know these people, Jesse?
Jesse: …nah
Lúcio: introduce us to your friends!
Jesse: …extra hell nah
Golden 76: hey Jesse
Golden 76: watch this!
*Golden 76 starts doing push ups*
Hanzo: …
Lúcio: …
Sombra: …
Jesse: how.  why.
Shiver Reaper: …like you’re one to talk
Shiver Reaper: you look ridiculous
Jesse: …
*flashbacks to late adolescent and young adult years of his foster fathers in bad polo shirts and ugly plaid pants and Daredevil 76 and Pumpkin Reaper*
Jesse: …I CANNOT BELIEVE
*Jesse McCree has left the game.*
Shiver Reaper: …
Golden 76: …
*Reaper and Soldier: 76 high-five*
Golden 76: We still got it.



(I cannot believe I have to add this but do not tag this as mc*/reyes//76 or any variation thereof)

Jakob Chychrun - Bubble Butt

anon request: Hi! Can you write a Jakob Chychrun imagine of how y/n is going to pick him up from the airport from a 2 week long trip and that’s the longest they’ve been away from each other so when he gets off the plane and sees y/n he runs to her with open arms and she thinks he’s coming in for a hug but instead at the last second he ducks down and hugs her ass and starts kissing it and saying how much he misses her FAT ass lol thanks!

anon request: Can u write a cute imagine about Jakob chychrun ?

okay so i decided to put these two together and i’ll make it a fluffy one i hope you like it!!

request are open:))

Originally posted by ryanhartman

two weeks. two weeks i haven’t seen jakob, not counting the late night phone calls and the face timing, but still two weeks was a long time for us. i was going to pick him up from the airport today, i was leaving our house to go right now. it was only a half hour drive to the airport.

once i got there i sent jakob a text and he replied right away saying they have already landed and he was near the starbucks. obviously. i managed to find my way to the starbucks when i felt my phone buzz.

‘turn around’

  • jakob️

and so i did what i was told and saw the familiar blonde with the biggest smile on his face. i ran to jakob with my arms wide open going in for the hug. i eventually closed the gap between us my legs were wrapped around his waist and my arms around his neck.

“i miss you so much jakob” i said tucking my head into his neck even more than it already was. i could feel his face form a smile as he placed a kiss on my head, “i missed you too y/n” he squeezed back and began walking with me attached to him like a koala.

i eventually hopped down and we began walking to the car hand in hand. “how long do you have off?” i asked once we arrived to the black mercedes that i drive here, but it was jakob’s. “i think four days” he smiled taking my hand in his.

“that means four days of cuddling!” i laughed and ran ahed getting in the drivers seat of the beautiful car. after putting his bag in the trunk jakob joined me in the car. “i get the aux cord then” he smirked and i groaned loudly because i hate his playlist.

he made me roll down all of the windows and he blasted his horrible rap music so all of arizona could hear it. we got a few dirty looks from some elders and some young girls kept their eyes on jakob as they crossed the street which made jakob laugh as he continued rapping to the song that was on the radio.

we were almost at home this car ride feeling much shorter than the one to the airport because of the man child in the passenger seat. “do you wanna get some food?” i asked jakob already knowing his answer would be yes, i turned into the mcdonald’s drive thru.

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?” the girl on the system asked. i thought for a moment, “can i get a jr chicken, large fry, ten pack of chicken nuggets, and a iced tea?” i said my head sticking out the window. “yeah, is that all for today?” she asked.

“no, one more order” i said and let jakob stick his head out the window. “hi, can i get a big mac, an oreo mcfleury, and a large fry?” he said. “yeah, your total will be $18.38, you can pull up to the first window” i nodded although she couldn’t see me and pushed jakob off of me and slowly drove up to the window.

i reached for my wallet but jakob grabbed my hand and pulled out his wallet. “what kind of boyfriend would i be if i let you pay?” he asked and handed a twenty dollar bill to the worker. “a fair one, jakob you pay for everything” i playfully hit his head and he gave a fake hurt gasp.

“you guys are cute” the worker smiled at jakob and me. i blushed and he smirked and wrapped his arm around me, “thank you, she’s not a big fan of me though” he kissed my cheek but right before i pushed his face away laughing. i took the change from the girls hand and drove off to the next window with jakob yelling a thank you out the window.

“here you go have a great day” the boy handed the two bags of food out the window and we drove off, jakob yelling thank you out the window, once again. it was only a 5 minute drive home, once we arrived home.

“i vote a movie” jakob said throwing himself down on the couch and patting his chest as if telling me to come cuddle. “i wanna eat” i pouted holding up my mcdonald’s bag. “first half cuddle second half feast?” he asked with a puppy dog look on his face. i groaned loudly and gave in walking over to jakob and laying on top of him.

my head was rested on his chest as we were both focused on the movie on the tv. jakobs fingers were rubbing small circles on my back. “you know what i missed most while i was gone” he said blinking away from the movie.

“what did you miss most?” i asked lifting my head from his chest and locking our eyes. jakobs hands moved lower until they were resting on my butt. “your bubble butt” he laughed and gave it a tap. i gasped and slapped his chest and sat on my knees so that his hands were forced to move to my waist.

“i do not have a bubble butt!” i said looking  back trying to see my butt. “that’s debatable babe, you can call it whatever you want but any guy would call that a bubble butt” he smirked leaning up to press a kiss to my forehead. i let out a loud sigh, “but no one else is aloud to say that because your my girl” he kissed my forehead once again which brought a smile to my face.

“if that’s you saying i missed you, well i guess i missed you too” i smiled and leaned down to press a kiss to his lips. “i love you” he mumbled against my lips. i laid back down on him and pressed a small kiss to his chest, then his collar bone, and i made my way up to his lips.

“i love you too jakob” i smiled and pulled him up laughing. “enough love and cute shit, i want mcdonald’s!” i shouted excitedly. “shhh” jakob laughed, “your gonna wake up the neighbors” he laughed.

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Sometimes I scroll through the #futurelotterywinner tags and just remember.

I see posts from happier times, when he was alive. Talking about whatever inappropriate or funny thing he’d done.

I see posts after his death, people doing high five Friday’s in his memory, grieving.

I remember how much he made me laugh. How much he supported and encouraged me. How much he pissed me off. How much support and love he needed, too. How much he fought the addiction.

For some reason those two posts of mine above hit me hard. When I read the words “hope you slept like a nugget” it was like a gut punch. The memory of them slammed into me hard. Ugly crying.

He loved to talk about poop.

I miss him so much.

@sayweareleaving​ teased me w the possibility of starting Critrole bc of the 1 yr break so I linked her Trial of the Take to tide her over till ep 95 comes out on Monday & YouTube somehow led me to the ep w Chris Hardwick & I’M RLY EMO ABT EVERYTHING:

  • I MISS SCANLAN SO MUCH
  • Vex was like “Percy?” & Percy’s voice softened so much when he said “yes?”
  • Taliesin’s hair changes every ep I stg
  • Ashley has only been back for, what, two eps? three? but I’m already SO USED TO PIKE, the top panel is SO EMPTY WITHOUT HER
  • GERN’S ACCENT

anonymous asked:

that gif of harry laughing when he and isaiah were at a con and missed his mouth with a mint

i couldn’t find a decent gif but i thought the live thing would be just a good and i rewatched it and i just love it so much????? like what a couple of Goods?? and harry’s scrunchy face???? i’m so?? in love???

you got a fave harry moment you wanna share with the rest of us?

i kno made two (2) separate posts about how proud i am for kihyun feeling so confident lately n everything sdfjsdf but i cannot help being a worried little wife about how much weight he’s lost recently i hope he is healthy and that he lost the weight in a healthy way and feeling good not just mentally but physically as well and i hope that he doesn’t feel overworked and has energy thru the day n sleeping well n eating well i hope everything is a-okay and i hope it’s not starshit forcing him to lose weight bc he’s beautiful no matter how much he weighs :( i’ll love him no matter what n so will every monbebe :(

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Threw around some ideas with @nerdaday and gave our favorite gals some matching bezzie mate sweaters 😖

When the cuteness of Jongho makes me want to scream

that “which teammate would make the best president?” video reminded me of this picture

let’s not forget about President Holiday, her VP Rodriguez and the rest of her cabinet. The USA goverment the world really needs and deserve