i mind as well be black too

anonymous asked:

So we know that Shiro is well-loved by Pidge and her family (since she always heard stories about him right?) so how come Shiro didn't recognized Matt when Hunk showed the photo in the first episode? I mean I thought it was because his mind was still muddled but he still recognized Keith, right? Did I missed something out? Or he realized but we weren't given any reaction by him lol PS: I can't contain my feels for Sheith!! They'd better deliver an amazing reunion scene for them!!

well anon,,, you see: 

and i feel you anon i too love sheith,, and i think this season will finally give us their backstory and also show them connecting over their shared bond with black (astral plane reunion anyone?) I also think we’ll see a lot of Keith mourning Shiro and trying his best to shoulder that loss and it will be so painful but I trust he’ll get through it 

One neat thing I noticed while rewatching is that some of the paladins’ introductions in episode 1 coincide with their elements! Like:

The Yellow Lion’s element is Earth, and the first thing Hunk ever does onscreen is complain about being in the air and then work with metal. The fear of heights / motion sickness makes sense considering his affinity is with the ground, as does his talent for mechanics.

The first time we see Pidge, she’s working a communications unit. The Green Lion’s thing is Forests, and a big aspect of that is the idea of roots and connection with other living things (”we are all made up of the same cosmic dust”) and the first thing she does on screen is literally connect with others.

Red’s element is fire, and Keith’s introduction is literally him blowing something up and then punching some guys. Which. Speaks for itself honestly.

Weirdly, Shiro and Lance don’t seem to follow this trend. The first thing we see Shiro do is help Matt extract ice from Kerberos, and the first thing we see Lance do is fly the simulator, and neither introduction seems to be related to their given elements of air and water/ice respectively– in fact I’d say they seem swapped. I dunno if that means something, and maybe this observation is meaningless lmao, but it seems to hold up with the other three, which is interesting.

Shiro is in the Astral Plane Theory

OK so I recently re-watched the Space Mall episode and then I saw this scene here

At the very end you see Zarkon dropping Shiro and there seems to be this purple energy/light coming his body. Zarkon looked as if he was trying to kill Shiro by destroying his body with his energy, but since the Black Lion interrupted, it only looked like his plan worked half way. Although, that must mean that Shiro most likely has a part of Zarkon’s energy within him and is probably tied to that plane now too. (Considering the fact that it was created by Zarkon in the first place)

But the most important part of this is that that’s not Shiro’s actual body, it’s a separate one that is tied to his original. 

So as we all know, Shiro disappeared after their fight with Zarkon

It was around this scene when he pretty much over exerted all of his energy to defeat him after putting his bayard in the slot

What we have to keep in mind is that, even while fighting, Shiro managed to pass through the astral plane as well and retrieve the bayard from Zarkon, pretty much meaning he can go through there whenever he needs to if you think about it. 

But while Zarkon was defeated, his physical body was still there (as we saw at the end of episode 13), but Shiro’s wasn’t. He completely disappeared. 

I feel like he purposefully over exerted so much energy in the end so that they could get the final blow at Zarkon, pretty much sacrificing himself. Except, he didn’t in a way, instead either he did this or it happened automatically, but his physical body was most likely transferred into the astral plane.

So not only is his manifested body there, but his physical one is too, and I think he did this in means to save himself so that he wouldn’t die during the fight, but so that they could also defeat Zarkon too. 

 Except, what I also find interesting is this scene here (this most likely isn’t true, but I was just thinking)

If Shiro is in the plane, he’s going to need someone to save him right? And I personally think that will be Lance and Keith somehow. 

Now I’m not trying to randomly insert Klance in here, because if you actually watch the scene ^^ I don’t know if this is a coincidence or not, but almost all of the stars there are white. Then there just happens to be a few random red stars and only one blue star which is what I showed in the gif. 

This probably doesn’t make a lot of sense, but I feel like those stars are a symbol/sign in some way. Keith is the red star and Lance is the blue star, possibly predicting something? 

But hear me out here as well, Shiro says this

Except, who has commanded and piloted the black lion before?

It was Keith, to save Shiro just like he’ll possibly have to do in the future. They have the strongest connection to each other, which is probably why the black lion responded to him in the first place. (Also because he’s related to Galra, so that could be why too)

Also, the black lion must be connected to the aestral plane as well considering that it used to belong to Zarkon. So I have no doubt in my mind that once Keith somehow figures out where Shiro may be, he won’t try to somehow use the lion to get to him. (He could also use his lion as well, but this is just a possibility)

Then this is where Lance comes in

They’ve already saved Shiro before in the begginning of the show, that I feel is really important. And then there’s this

I’m not sure how it will all tie together/play out, but somehow, after they’ve overcome a few obstacles I honestly think those factors will be very important. 

They already saved Shiro, they’ve validated that they make a good team, and then those two red and blue stars just happening to be side by side together like that in the aestral plane, almost like they’re trying to tell us what’s to come?

I do not think any of those facts are coincidences, but that’s just my take on things. 

Black Paladin Lance is interesting because it merely accelerates his character development.

His selfless nature in a true blue crisis would become self-sacrificial as the Black Paladin.

His strategic mind would be put to amazingly good use. His light-hearted nature would be less self-centered and would instead come in handy as far as team morale is concerned. And he’d notice when people are acting oddly- and so, while he might not have the wisdom to do much or know what to say- the attempt at comfort and intrinsic vulnerability the act implies would actually draw everyone closer. Because with Lance, there wouldn’t be the seperation of hero-worship. They’d see him as an equal. And i’d like to think they’d grow to respect him while lightening the load and sort of sharing leadership- and eventually- lifting Lance up as the head of Voltron.

And, after some practice, he’d be the perfect speaker. All charisma and perfectly timed jokes. The casual wit and enthusiastic banter which is ideal in the gathering of diplomatic deals and the formation of allies.

It wouldn’t be a healthy Lance. At least not at first. It’d be too much for him. He’d break and bend and bruise and blister- but I think that’s exactly why it’s on my mind so much. Because this Lance is simultaneously everything I feel I am as well as everything I am not.

The contradictory nature in and of itself is what, perhaps, holds the appeal.

a letter to everyone who’s ever hurt me;

i am so god damn tired of hearing “you did nothing wrong, you deserve better, you deserve so much love, i don’t deserve you.” it is engraved in my fucking head. i want to rip out my teeth and slam them into your heart so you know how it feels to cough up broken pieces of a person you once loved. because you shoved all of these words down my throat and i was convinced, maybe for once, someone felt it too. it’s like putting money in a machine, fuel me and make me work and I’ll confine to your needs. give me happiness and I’ll give you all my love. with one smile i will give you my ribs, with one touch, one call, i will personally rip my heart out with my bare hands and place it right into yours and I’ll do you a favor and ignore your trembling hands and instead, I’ll shoot you with a, “hey, how ya doing? haven’t talked to you in a while!” text cause i have never been one for subtlety or expressing how i feel. “im sorry. you deserve more, you don’t deserve that, you deserve so much love!” then why does this keep happening to me? if i deserve more, why is all of my love one sided? unrequited? why is my heart layered in stitches and still im the one who always gives. if you are so sorry why in the fuck do you keep letting me crash and burn? why in the fuck did you think it was okay to tell me you loved me and then not speak a word to me for three fucking months? i have always been one to remember everything and i remember the way your lips felt on mine for the very first time and how i was so in shock i couldn’t even kiss back but i swear to fucking god i felt my veins turn into fireworks and my body into a land mine and with one more touch i thought that i just mightve exploded and jesus fuck i don’t even know how you feel and i have destroyed myself pondering over it and they tell you that their touch means forever but all i can think about is you telling me i deserve better but if i deserve so much more why will no one reach out and give it to me? i am choking on water and drowning in my own house because i gave you the key and i trusted you with all i had but when you walked away you left the faucets on and i wondered why i just couldn’t stop crying. i think you slammed the door too hard, i think my water bill is too high, i don’t even bother to wipe my eyes because all i can think about is your smile and how it made me feel like i was finally safe but all i ever am is somewhere for people to go when they need to take refuge, and i am never a permanent home, just a quick little stop, a let’s take a break, unwind and ruin the foundation kind of stop. an “oh its okay it’ll only hurt a bit” kind of stop, an “i love you.” kind of stop but i always love more, so can you stop? i can’t stop bleeding, i can’t stop scratching myself raw, i can’t stop screaming because all i am good for is always loving more and i am so beyond tired of hearing how i deserve better, maybe i don’t want better, maybe i am ready for a fight, maybe i am fragile and gentle and cry all the time over the smallest thing because one bad thing just sends my heart crumbling but i want a love that rips me apart and maybe im already in pieces but i really wouldn’t mind if you turned me black and blue because i swear to god, no matter what, im always going to love more so i might as well just see how much i can take before i collapse on the floor and i am so tired of always being the one with the brave face and im tired of forgiving without even a slight trace of an apology and i don’t even give a shit that you don’t talk to me anymore because maybe i did deserve more and maybe i finally found it but im afraid this fire is unrequited too and i am so tired of burning one second and being ice cold the next and all i need is consistency but i get summer days filled with winter nights and i am sorry for always loving more. I’ll make sure it doesn’t happen but we all know that is a god damn lie because my hearts already prepped and ready for the next gaping chest i see. // i think that’s my problem, im always one to give without them even asking for anything but i cannot stop stitching up soldiers in a war i wasn’t even drafted in.

Imagine Woozi playing with S.Coups’ hair because he likes the leader’s new hair colour.

My (last) two cents.

I must say I’m not usally prone to let my opinion be known, or less writting long ass post because of my poor english grammar (since it’s not my main language) so I apologize in advance. And because I want to keep this blog out of opinions/theorizing But I just needed to let this out of my system since it has become an issue that is a affecting people who are really important in my life.

I’ve decided that ignoring the things that happen in the western fandom and pretend that these people don’t exist doesn’t work anymore from me, and doesn’t improve my fandom experience, but just contribute to bottling up my emotions to the point of being unable to scroll tumblr anymore.
So i’m just going to leave this here, you may agree or disagree, is up to you, I have made up my mind and I won’t answer to any hate this may originate. In case the hate is too much I’ll just move to another Tumblr.

This is about black butler, story and spoilers, so if you don’t want to spoil yourself please don’t keep reading past this.

And if you may think it’s just a manga and really is not that important, well then, same as above.

Keep reading

Game Grumps — Super Mario Sunshine  {Sentence Starters}

  • “Oh, yoU’RE ON!”
  • “Can’t feel my legs.”
  • “You traitorous bitch!”
  • “You just remain ugly.”
  • “Let’s go to, like… Hell.”
  • “Thank you for that out.”
  • “She had a nice tushy-tush.”
  • “Well, that’s… that’s irrelevant.”
  • “And she’s quite a pretty girl, too.”
  • “Dude, its like we share one mind.”
  • “That’s a pretty specific question…”
  • “My hands are too big for this guitar.”
  • “Do you need—-? Hold on, I’ll get help!”
  • “You know what to do. —- No, not THAT!”
  • “There was, like, an explosion of Mentos!”
  • “I just learned how to do this. Check it out…”
  • “I’m not crying! Somebody put tears on my pillow!”
  • “I was thinking of how to invest in the black market.”
  • “Did I ever tell you I got invited to an orgy one time?”
  • “Instead of talking, I accidentally slid on the floor and fell.”
  • “Outside I was like, ‘oh, do tell’. But, on the inside, I’m like *screams*.”
  • “GETTIN’ THE PARTY GOING!  You suck. GETTIN’ THE PARTY GOING!”
  • “You wanna GO? You wanna THROW DOWN? I’m fine with that, you piece of sHIT!”
Naruto Fanfics!!

***Time Travel***

backslide by blackkat COMPLETE

This was one of my first time travel fanfics… and my first slash fanfic as well.  But blackkat is incredibly talented with her writing, and I find myself unable to find a flaw in any of her fics!  She has great skill in characterization and fluff, as well as plot.  I also recommend Stormborn, reverse, Snake in the Grass, Wolf at the Door, and, really, all her fics.  But those are my favorites!

A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife ABANDONED

Just an epic fic.  Naruto, Shikamaru, and Lee go back in time and they are epic.  I love their relationship in here! I guess you could consider them all OP, but I found it fun that way… The fic is abandoned though, sadly.

It’s For a Good Cause, I Swear! By Sarah1281 COMPLETE

A hilarious fanfic, where Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura go back in time and fixes a lot of things in a hilarious way. I really love how they deal with Orochimaru lol

Team Tensai and Mangekyo Sharingan by Wingwyrm COMPLETE

Team 7 goes back in time and find themselves to be kids!  They’re both awesome, though Mangekyo Sharingan is a little darker than Team Tensai, due to talks of child rape.  

Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface ABANDONED

Sasuke and Naruto go back in time, though they come back as kids.  Their relationship in here is really sweet and I really wish the story would be continued…

Time and Again by KyLewin COMPLETE (with a sequel)

A really good fanfic.  Naruto at first thinks he’s in a genjutsu, which is a little unique. It was very well written.

The Lives Worth Saving by cyywsaphyre ABANDONED

Awesome fic! And unique in that Naruto goes back in his physical body and the way he deals with Hizashi is really awesome.

Begging for Forgiveness by Freezing Rain WIP?

This is Kakashi-centric and incredibly hard on the heart because KAKASHI and he is just so messed up.  I love his relationship with his ninken in here though.

Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie ONE-SHOT

Kakashi-centric and incredibly heart-wrenching.  But really well written.

Unwanted Trip by Solara Myles ONGOING

One of my absolute favorites!  Team 7 is sent back in time and they’re, obviously, kick ass. They’re relationship with Kakashi is amazing in here.  Also, the author’s plot is very unique compared to other time travels, imo, and it’s just well done.  

Parallels by QuestofDreams COMPLETE

This is more of a dimensional-travel thing, also SNS. It’s pretty good though!  The Yondaime is in here, though I think this was written before it was revealed that the Yondaime was Minato.  

Silent Guardians by FallenQueen2 COMPLETE

Naruto and Shikamaru go back in time to fix stuff. They fix stuff epically, of course.

Steal My Thunder God by Nauro

Naruto experiments with the Hiraishin and finds himself on the night of his birth… and mistaken for Minato.  It’s a pretty unique idea, though I think the fic is abandoned.

Into the Future by ichilover3

SNS fanfic!  Sasuke and Naruto go into the future and find their future selves in a relationship.  It’s a lot of smut/fluff, but it’s cute and funny.  Not much for plot though, since the focus is on the pairing.

Yet, mad I am not by Erisah Mae ONGOING

Itachi-centric.  He dies and finds himself in the past of another dimension.  It’s a pretty awesome fanfic, and I really like Itachi in here!

Escape Artist by Fiorea POSSIBLY ABANDONED?

MinaNaru.  It’s a really good fanfic, and it made me like the pairing cause of the way it’s done. Naruto has a lot of issues he has to go through in here, and Minato helps him.  They have a very cute relationship, which starts off as friends with Minato hinting interest and Naruto being his lovely oblivious self. But it’s super cute and very well done. Really hope it’s not abandoned.

History has its eyes on you by tasalmalin COMPLETE

Kakashi-centric! It’s a five-part series, and it really explores Kakashi’s mental state very well.  The whole series is well done and does justice to Kakashi’s character.

A snake among the leaves by blackkat COMPLETE

Orochimaru goes back in time and he brilliantly fixes stuff, much to the suspicion of everyone haha.

Hush by Xov ABANDONED

ItaNaru.  Naruto goes back in time, but it seems to be another dimension.  Naruto tries to fix stuff, but he realizes he really can’t because of it being a whole other dimension and all. Minato is alive in here and Naruto has PTSD.

Tampering with Time by Palaserece ONGOING

REALLY good and one of my absolute favorites! Minato goes back in time, but as a sort of reincarnation.  The fic is well-written, really long and still updating, and it’s really awesome because of the characterizations!

Stumble by writer168 ONGOING (nearly complete)

Sakura and Sasori go back in time!  Sakura is epic in here and Sasori is hilarious. There are also other characters go back in time but I won’t spoil it!  Sakura has serious trauma in here.  The characters are all well done and I love her frienship with Kakashi!  (I’m a total Kakashi fan… if it isn’t obvious by now…)

Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons ONGOING

Kakashi goes back in time and into his 20 year old self!  Well-written and awesome plot!  I just love Kakashi.  

Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya

Really good fic!  A lot of people go back in time, including Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Shino.  It’s well-written and interesting in its twists.

Shinobi Rules by Squishfie

One of the few fem!Naruto fics I enjoyed… mostly cause it’s KakaNaru lol.  But Naruto goes back in time and becomes a student under Minato.  It’s a cute story, imo.

***Gen Fics and Self-Inserts***

Naruto Hatake by Agent-G COMPLETE

I really like the idea of Kakashi adopting Naruto and kind of wish he had, even though I understand he couldn’t (mentally).  Just a really cute fic with a good plot.

Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen ONGOING

One of my first self-insert fanfics and one of the best. It made me fall in love with the Nara Clan.  Just INCREDIBLY well-written with amazing plot lines.

Sakura by Darkpetal16 COMPLETE

A SI where the person finds herself in Sakura. Hilarious and the character’s pretty awesome.  Good plot too.

Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail COMPLETE

Really well-written SI, set before/during Third Shinobi war.  I like Minato in here :) Really, all the characters in here.  Also chibi!Kakashi is adorable.  

Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren ABANDONED

A what-if fic.  What if Naruto was a seal master at a young age?  Really well written and pretty awesome! :D

The Prodigy Namikaze by SoulReaperCrewe

Features Kushina and Minato alive.  Does have Naruto neglected at a young age by them though… But, otherwise, a really great fic. I think Naruto is a little OP in here, and slightly OOC sometimes, but I still enjoyed the fic and it has an interesting pairing.  

Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble ABANDONED…?

Another fic where Kakashi takes care of chibi!Naruto! It’s one of my favorites and just really well-written and pretty long too.  

Broken by azfaerydust COMPLETE with a sequel!

An angsty and fluffly Kakashi adopts Naruto fic. The author characterizes Naruto and Kakshi well, since they both are very traumatized in this fic.  It’s just adorable because Kakashi is overprotective and ahh! One of my favorites and I’ve reread it way too many times!

Of Harrowed Hearts by Sable_Scribe ONGOING

REALLY amazing and one of my favorites!  Naruto and Team 7 is awesome in here, and Kurama is also amazing. The story updates weekly (as of now) and it’s super satisfying and I love the plot.  

Tuna Fish and Red-Splattered Pages by Pitch Black Magpie ONGOING

I really love Team 7 in here.  Naruto and Sasuke’s frienship is pretty awesome as well. Naruto’s character is very… unique too. I like the supernatural side of the story too, though I guess it seems slightly crack-y.  I like the view Naruto has of the Uchiha as well.

A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle

Kakashi creates an epic Team 7.  Really wish this had happened in canon tbh.  

The Somewhat Cracked mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea

Hilarious!  I really love Itachi in here and, really, everyone.

Blood Sings by Fireun Feather ONGOING

Naruto is a half-demon in here. I like Minato and Naruto in here and their father-son relationship.  

Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom

Shikamaru-centric!  I really enjoy the plot.  

***Pairing fics***

(mostly slash fanfics… you have been warned)

~SNS

(A lot of these fics are dark with fluff mixed in… because I can’t see SNS being totally fluffy.  It doesn’t really fit in with how I see them.  They’re both messed up people, Sasuke more evidently.)

Sound of Dreams by zrina COMPLETE

Really, really love this one because it features an amazing plot, is super long, and I love the characterizations of Naruto and Sasuke.  This is a NaruSasu fic and really well-written.

A World of Truth by luchia COMPLETE

Enjoyed this one because it’s in Sasuke’s POV and I liked how his character was done in here. It shows he’s very human, but not irredeemable.

Hopeless Wanderer by dawnstruck (series)

Super dark but really delicious.  Sasuke takes Naruto with him when he defects and wow… it’s really good!  Their relationship is very codependent, which, in reality, they are based on canon imo. I like the idea of Naruto and Sasuke leaving Konoha together tbh.

Post-Traumatic by IsolaVirtuosa COMPLETE

Really long and incredibly dark at times. Sasuke is really messed up in here and Naruto isn’t altogether sane himself.  Their relationship is very messed-up, but the ending is satisfying after that roller-coaster of a journey.

All In by Narutos Mother (momhuey) COMPLETE

The second half of the story is VERY dark, but Sasuke is super sweet in here. Slight Sakura-bashing?  She’s the villain of the story in here.

Lost on the Road of Life by shherie (series)

Cute story (it’s the first in a very cute series anyways), but Sasuke and Naruto do have issues getting into a relationship. Naruto is determined in here though and Sasuke is his bastard self in the first story, though absolutely adorable in the rest of the series.  Hachi, the sequel after a series of one-shots, is really good too!

Titanic by meowstelle ONE-SHOT

In Itachi’s POV and an AU.  But I found it really hilarious.

Breaking him down by IvvyMoon COMPLETE

Another dark fic, because Sasuke is an utter bastard at the beginning, though he redeems himself.  

Healing the Broken by KizuKatana COMPLETE

Dark and angsty, but their characters are done well. Great ending and plot.

An Invincible Summer by ShanaStoryteller COMPLETE

Naruto is gender-fluid in here, but WOW is it done well! The whole story is absolutely amazing and I didn’t want it to end!

Phoenix Rising by Kai_Maciel

This isn’t really SNS, because Naruto ends up raising Sasuke (you have to read it to find out why), but I really like the relationship because chibi!Sasuke is adorable and Naruto as a father should be this way, not the way he is to Boruto.  

For Brothers Share This Bond by bluedemon92 COMPLETE

Okay, this is the definition of dark and angsty. It’s really hard to read sometimes because of the issues… but it’s more Itachi-centric, with SNS.  But it has a unique plot and is well-written. Also KakaIta and KisaIta.

The sun within me by fangirlandiknowit ONGOING

Sasuke and Naruto find themselves in another dimension (from the movie Road to Ninja) and the plot is interesting.

~KakaNaru

(One of my OTPs, nbd)

A ninja must see underneath the underneath by Blooregard89 COMPLETE

KakaNaru and their frienship-to-romance is cute.  

Things Just Ain’t the Same Any Time the Hunter Gets Captured by the Game by barspoon COMPLETE

ONE OF MY FAVORITES.  She does the relationship REALLY well and it’s just amazing.  

Konoha’s Orange by purplefox COMPLETE

Good plot and it’s interesting, that’s for sure.  I like that there’s a bit of dimension travel in here and I like the relationship.  Kakashi is the one who’s oblivious in here, which is pretty funny.

A Safe Haven by Red_Hot_Holly_Berries ONGOING

I like the plot in here and I really look forward to the rest!

When You Look Me in The Eyes by blueicequeen ONE-SHOT

REALLY like this one!  A long one-shot and their relationship is super well done. Especially since it’s just a one-shot!

Fifteen Million Ryo by Riya3 COMPLETE

An interesting plot idea and I like how the relationship comes about.  It’s also funny and the side story with Sakura and Sai is done well.

(If you have other KakaNaru fics, I’d really, really love you if you’d let me know. There aren’t enough in the world…)

~Other Pairings

Break to Breathe by Okami Rayne COMPLETE (series)

ShikaNeji!  Interesting plot and the characterization is well done, to say the least.

Hyakumensou by Agni ABANDONED?

ItaNaru!  I like the idea of an arranged marriage and I like how the relationship progresses. Though Itachi could be considered slightly OOC, but I still enjoyed it.

Dimension by YukiwaFuru ABANDONED…

NaruMina… short, but I really enjoyed Naruto in here. The relationship was only a friendship, from what is written.

Walk the road of life by LasySwitch COMPLETE

KakaObi.  A soulmate AU and it’s cute.

Stalker by SweetDreamsAreMadeOfNaruto ONESHOT

A dark ObiKaka.  

Kiss and Run by SweetDreamsAreMadeOfNaruto ONESHOT

Cute KakaObi!  

It’s Just That Any One of Us is Half Without Another One is You by Branch COMPLETE

This is largely Gen and takes the original Naruto plot and fleshes it out and gives a lot more justice to the plot.  It ends up being SakuSasuNaru.

In Bond and Blood by thehoyden ONESHOT

KakaIru.  One of the few KakaIru’s I enjoyed!  

A Set-up For A Romantic Comedy by sleepyjeesh COMPLETE

KakaObi!  Super cute and I like Obito in here!

Surrender by triste ONESHOT

Dark ItaNaru!  Interesting idea though.

Your heart is a weapeon the size of your first by blackkat

ZabuNaru (rare pairing).  It’s well done because blackkat somehow makes any pairing work!

Another reincarnation story by HeavenOnFire COMPLETE

KisaIta.  Itachi is reincarnated, as well as Kisame. It’s a nice story with a good plot.  

The Grey Crayon by checkerbloom COMPLETE

MinaKaka.  Chibi!Naruto is super adorable!  The whole story is cute.  

The Way Things Are by Aini COMPLETE

ShikaNeji.  It’s a cute story and I like the pairing :)

You took your time - Jeff Atkins (part 1 ?)

Originally posted by sadiaxxstylesxxstiles

Pairing: Jeff atikins x Reader

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It was already your second week at your new school. Your dad moved here so you had to move with him and leave all your friends behind. You weren’t really sad about leaving them. You were friends with them because they were the most bearable people not because you had much in common with them. You once had a boyfriend, after him chasing you for 5 months and you growing feelings you decided to give it a try. Maybe for once believe in love. Love was something you gave up on since you were 5 or something like that. Your parents were the worst couple ever, you had to face their horrible and enormous fights every night and caught your mom cheating on your dad on top of all that. When you were 12 they decided to divorce. You never really saw a good and healthy relationship so you thought something like that didn’t exist but you decided to give it a try. But when you forget your English notebook and you walked back in class your believe in love disappeared forever. He was hooking up with some cheerleader. Your parents, but also your stupid ass ex-boyfriend, gave you some serious trust issues. You became more the type of girl to do some innocent flirting, it was easier than let your heart get broken again.

On your first day you made one friend, his name was Clay. He had to show you around the school, he was shy at the beginning but after you made some sarcastic jokes about how great school was he started to melt a little and he laughed with you. From that day you spend all your free time with him. Clay was such an honest and caring person, he almost made your question your trust issues. He helped you with school work because you were a little behind, he always sat with you during lunch and when you were lost in the huge building for the 100th time he always helped you find you way. With a clay by your side school seemed bearable.  With Clay you dared to open up again, even tho the friendship was pure platonic he made you trust someone again. You told him everything about how broken you were, how you skipped school for 2 weeks when you found out and how you became so cold.

It was a Tuesday when you were lost again so you decided to call Clay.

“Hey y/n, what’s up?”

“I’m standing at a door with art on it, how do I get outside?”

“You’re lost, again?”

“I’m so sorry  Clay! But this school is like a huge maze.”

“To the left, to the left, straight ahead and at the end again to the left.

“Clay is it really 2 times to the left or do you just like to quote Beyoncé?”

“Just follow what I said.” He said while laughing.

“Oh and y/n I still have your history book, I’m at the library, can you come pick it up?”

“Clay, Where is the library?”

“When you’re outside at your right y/n.” he said with a little sigh.

“On my way babyyyyy!”

“Don’t call me that!”

“I do want I want babyyyy.” You said while laughing with a slightly frustrated Clay.

The library wasn’t really your thing, you didn’t have to put much effort in school. It seemed like when you read or heard something it got stuck in your head forever. Which was a gift since it gave you extra time to focus on volleyball.

When you entered you saw Clay sitting at a table in the back with another boy, he had brown hair and a very good looking face. He had broad shoulders and mesmerising eyes. A good subject to make some trouble with, you thought by yourself.

“Well hello there Clay, who’s your handsome friend here?” you said while winking at the other guy.

“Seriously y/n, we’re studying. I’ll need your book for another ten minutes, is that okay? And his name is Jeff by the way.”

You sat next to Clay and opened your biology book you had with you. You weren’t really going to concentrate. You started with putting your pen between your teeth while throwing some serious flirtatious looks at Jeff. You also licked you lips a couple times while looking him straight in the eye and getting books from the shelf in front of him, in this way he had a nice view on your butt. As hard as he tried to focus on what Clay was saying his glance always came back to you. You heard Clay say they were finished for today, while you were writing down a last note.

You took your book and handed a small note to Jeff.

“You should call me, if you like.” You said with a wink before walking out the library.

When Jeff opened it, it had your number on it.

“Damn Clay that new friend of yours is hot. She’s totally into me, don’t you think?” Jeff said while staring at your number.

“I’ve seen her flirt with a couple guys. Don’t get your hopes up to high. She told me what she’s been through, she’s trouble Jeff. Not that I don’t like her she’s fun and nice to hang with but I don’t think you can handle such a beautiful nightmare.”

“I think you’re underestimating me Clay.”

“No I’m not, I know you’re good with girls but this girl has been through a lot Jeff. She’s got some trust issues you can’t make them disappear with one of your cheesy pick up lines.”

“Cheesy? Dude, Hannah liked it. Instead of judging my pick up lines you should thank me for having a girlfriend right now.”

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You were home alone because your dad went on a date with someone he met at a coffee bar a couple days ago. You were making dinner when suddenly your phone rang.

“Hey y/n, it’s Jeff.”

“Well hello Jeff, you took your time on calling me didn’t you?”

“I wanted to call you earlier but I had some homework to do. What are you doing?”

“Cooking my dinner, I’m home alone. Do you feel like joining me maybe?” you asked on a flirtatious tone.

“If you don’t mind I would love too.” Jeff said.

10 minutes after the phone call the doorbell rang and a very handsome Jeff Atkins stood at your door. He was wearing a nice blue t-shirt and black jeans. The shirt made his shoulders look even wider.

“Come in, dinner is ready. I hope your hungry cause I’m really bad at..”

Suddenly Jeff pined you against the wall.

“You better be sure I’m hungry, but not for the food.” Jeff was with you in this flirting game, you hoped. You wouldn’t want anything more than take him with you upstairs. You got to admit the flirting from earlier turned you on a little but you wouldn’t want Jeff to get attached.

“So you want to do this hunh?” you asked while scanning him from head to toe.

“Is that even a question?”

“Well Jeff before all this you got to know I don’t do attachments or anything that even comes close to relationships.” You said while caressing his abs and stopping right above his belt.

“I don’t need attachment to make you go wild babygirl. We can do this sporadically if you’re into that.” He said while he winked at you.

And with that you were sold for Jeff Atkins. You grabbed him by his shirt and dragged him upstairs. Once entering your room  you pushed him onto your bed and started to undress very slowly not breaking any eye contact.

“I’m going to make you feel good Atkins, really good”

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Dean is just finishing up when his husband walks into the nursery. 

“Uh … Dean?” Castiel asks,  staring  wide eyed and gaping around the room. 

“It’s great,  right?” Dean grins,  looking across all his hard work – the homemade impala mobile hanging above the black painted crib,  the wooden “1967” block letters hung on the wall just above it,  the Chevy logo lamp illuminating the sprawling hand-painted mural of his prized classic car that took him the entire day to get just right. Everything shines.

“Uh …” Castiel mumbles again,  obviously surprised by Dean’s inspired productivity.  "Well, when I told you to ‘baby proof’ the nursery this isn’t really what I had in mind"

Dean’s grin begins to fall. 

But Castiel smiles warmly before taking his husband’s hand into his own.  "However … I think this is good too.“

Yuri!!! On Ice + Colours Analysis

So thanks to an anon, I ended up looking into Yuuri’s past costumes a few days ago, and noticed something that I couldn’t get off my mind: 

They’re all blue or black, really. I would find more examples to prove myself, but honestly, there isn’t a lot of colour variation. Even in the canon timeline, Yuuri’s costumes are black and then blue: 

I could have screenshotted any moment but I just like to look at the viktuuri kiss okay 

So, what does this mean? Well, in western culture, blue is a colour of coldness, serenity, perhaps sadness too. A colour rather appropriately then often associated with Yuuri, a character who makes these traits apparent. But was this intentional? 

It turns out blue means the same thing in Japan 

Well, kind of. I’m an English clueless who kind of purposely sets my fanfics in countries that are not Japan because I know I’m going to mess the culture up somehow. But basically, a bit of swift research told me that blue means calmness and serenity, but also largely purity. With the added bonus that blue is a feminine colour over there which is kinda cool when you think about Eros

So, Viktor next: 

We’ve seen him in blue and black in his past, but here for a mature Viktor we see him dressed in pink. Because I’m only going to do a brief colour analysis, I’m hence forth going to be referring to him as red (close enough considering pink is a colour on the red spectrum). 

Red is perhaps more universal in meaning than blue is. In Japan, it represents energy, heat, power, love etc. Also the red on the Japanese flag represents the sun apparently so there’s that.

Red and blue: opposite colours for what are, on the surface, opposite characters. 

Blue, the flame that was never lit

Red, the flame that burned too brightly 

And this is incredibly intentional because look, even in the OP:

EVEN IN THEIR GODDAMN TRACKSUITS 

And then we have the final moments of the anime, where the spectrums meet

P U R P L E 

Purple combines the calm stability of blue and the fierce energy of red.” 

Sounds perfect to me.

Bound II

A/N: THE STRESS LEVEL IS THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF. I had to re write this entire thing bc my computer shut off and deleted the draft. I promised you guys part two today soooo here it is! Thanks for all the love! We’re almost at 300 followers, yall! Thats the craic lol. Enjoy!


Y/n is lying in her bed, still only dressed in a purple blanket but the biggest grin is plastered on her face. She and Harry had formally introduced themselves to each other; they found out that they actually live in the same town. Y/n began to talk about how insane this all was but the conversation quickly drifted off to irrelevant topics. Now, she’s listening to him blabber on about his week and she can’t help but wonder how or why she’s come to enjoy this.

How did she somehow normalize the fact that she can talk to somebody through her mind? How could she actually be interested in this guy’s personal life after knowing him for less than two hours?

“So..I got it fixed but now I feel like I should just buy another car if the engine is gonna keep failing, ya know” he shares, but she’s too caught up in her thoughts to realize he asked her a question. “Y/n, you there?” he chuckled. She snaps out of her daze and apologizes. “I’m so sorry I was stuck in my head” she breathed.

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anonymous asked:

Hi~ Can I request a scenario where u and Jimin are friends with benefits (no feelings attached) and u get pregnant (the baby's his)? Can you make it a little bit angsty but fluffy at the end? I apologize for asking for so much. Thank you!

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“Easy there little one, easy.” You smiled gently as you cradled your growing stomach walking into the house. Your feet were starting to throb because of how much you walked today. To the doctor’s appointment and around the store to get things for the baby and to come back home. You were three months pregnant so you weren’t showing that much, just a little soft pudge. You found your baby bump a little endearing and cute. Your phone went off as soon as you sat your bags down on the kitchen table, grabbing at your phone as it light up you rolled your eyes seeing the message.

{Text: From Late Night Buddy}

Hey where are, you? I was thinking we could fuck around tonight. 😉

You sighed rolling your eyes as you placed your phone down after reading the message. Your stomach suddenly hurt and rushing to the downstairs bathroom you fell to your knees, throwing up in the toilet with broken sobs that left your lips as it was over with. You wiped your eyes, trying to calm yourself down as you cleaned up your area and stood up with shaky legs. You sighed softly as you moved to brush your teeth before you moved to lay on your bed, laying on your back you looked up at the ceiling. A hand reached up to rub your stomach and you smiled sweetly to yourself through the tears.

“When you’re born, I’m going to take great care of you and no one will ever hurt you. Male or female, I will break anyone who tries to hurt you.” You promised your unborn child, a sigh of relief leaving your lips as you fell asleep and your stomach started to settle.

~

“Your baby girl is going to be such a beautiful girl Miss y/n.” The doctor called out to you giving a gently smile as he rubbed off the jelly from your stomach giving you pictures from your ultra sound.

“I can’t believe in just three more months I’m going to have a baby girl.” You smiled softly rubbing your round belly as you pulled down your shirt over your stomach and sat up. You slowly started to stand up to put your shoes on and he nodded. Your doctor was a friendly elderly male that had been around since you were a young teen, since you took care of yourself he was like a fatherly figure who looked after you when you needed it. “Well!! I will see you in three weeks.” You bowed to leave and he cleared his throat bowing back and giving you pictures.

“You know.. You haven’t spoken about her father- I’m assuming she has one. Is he going to be attending any of the visits or helping you take care of her?” He asked and when your face twisted into anguish and disgust he bowed again in apology.

“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said anything. But may I suggest that the father should be held accountable for his actions. And if he isn’t in her life then he should be.” He stated as he turned his back on you to put up everything. You nodded your head knowing that he had only the best intentions but you didn’t feel like going into a farther discussion with him. Chewing on your bottom lip you drove yourself back home, tears streaming down your face as you turned off your car and moved to enter inside of your house with your phone going off again.

You didn’t even bother to check it because you figured who it had to be. Your job knew that you were taking off, and your family wasn’t really around and you had a few friends it had to range to one of the two. You bit on your bottom lip sitting on the couch as you felt the baby start to kick, you hummed softly as you stroked your stomach, wrinkling your nose slightly you laid on your back as your phone went off again.

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It had been a good five months since you last spoke to Jimin. You missed him you had to admit, his laugh and his sweet nature. How he would take care of you and give you cuddles before and after he fucked you into oblivion. But the feelings were nowhere there. Jimin made it clear that he had just wanted to fuck you, and you weren’t used to that but it seemed to work out for you as well because you weren’t good with feelings but needing someone to help you cum didn’t seem so bad. It was a good little cycle you had, until you found out a week later after a crazy round of mind blowing sex with Jimin that you were pregnant. You missed your period and you hadn’t been hungry, that’s how you knew. It had been stressful and you didn’t really know what to do or where to go from here, but you knew that if Jimin didn’t even want to be involved with you romantically then he would never want to be a father to your child. So, you never told him that you were pregnant. You just stopped going around him, thinking he would get the hint that you wanted nothing to do with him if you didn’t reply. But sadly, he messaged you every once in the while when he needed to get off, and every time you ignored it.

Hearing a knock on your door, you frowned getting rattled out of your mind. You stood up slowly walking to the door not thinking to look through the eye hole. As soon as the door was open you saw Jimin standing there with shades over his eyes, a black hood on and tattered black jeans. You were quick to shut the door but not before his hand grabbed at the door. Your mind was racing and your heart was beating fast.

“Please go away. You can’t just come around unexpectedly like this Jimin. You need permission.” You told him through soft quick breaths, your stomach was churning and the room seemed too hot despite you being cold.

“Well, how can I get permission if you can’t even answer a fucking phone call!” Jimin shouted at you clearly annoyed with you and you couldn’t blame him.

“I’m sorry, let me go pick up my phone and I can call you okay?” You asked him softly and he growled softly.

“I drove way over here and you expect me to just leave since you want to call me and talk? You are perfectly capable of talking to me right fucking now.” Jimin’s patients were running out. You shook your head angrily looking at him behind the door hiding your body with it before you snared your nose.

“I don’t give a fuck what you do, I didn’t tell you to come over. So leave.” You moved to shut the door but Jimin blocked it, pushing it open and you stumbled back on your ass your hands moving to break you fall causing you to wince. Jimin marched through the door about to yell at you as he slammed the door but he was halting in his tracks. Looking down at you, at he stopped in his tracks his eyes opening wide as he took in the sight of you. A big shirt on your body but it didn’t really mask your stomach to well, you had gained weight in your face and your thighs. His face got red as he pointed at your stomach.

“There was someone else?” He asked.

“Jimin, no I-“

“This is why you haven’t answered my texts or calls, because you’re out fucking in and everybody!” He shouted and you shook your head.

“Jimin please!” You shouted as you stumbled to get up.

“You could’ve just said you didn’t want to fuck me, I would have left you the hell alone. But I will now.” He moved to open the door and you went back on your word, biting on your bottom lip.  

“Jimin it’s yours!” You shouted at him as you braced yourself on your feet. Jimin paused at the door looking down at you. You backed up shaking your head as tears poured down your face and you continued to rub your stomach.

“I knew you didn’t want a kid Jimin! But I’m not a hoe! I haven’t fucked anyone but you- because I trusted you enough to give myself to you and I fucking care about you I really do. I was going to raise it alone and when I got enough money I was going to move us both so that you didn’t have to deal with us. I’m sorry Jimin.” You rubbed your eyes trying to stop your tears from falling down more.

“How dare you.” Jimin looked at you before he opened the door and slammed it shut, leaving you alone and drowning in your tears.

“Are you ready?” The doctor gave you a found smile as you prepped yourself, you nodded eagerly as you looked at the time. Any minute and day your water would break and you were going to be a new mother. It hurt like hell to be alone, Jimin wasn’t around and he hadn’t contacted you since that day. You missed him, and you felt so regretful about your decision to keep those things from him. But stressing yourself was only going to hurt the baby more so you decided to suppress him out of your mind every day that you could. It seems that your prepping paid off though because in less than two hours you were clutching at your stomach and screaming for dear life the pain throbbing and radiating throughout your body.

The doctors rushed to get you ready and moved you to the delivery room. You looked around the room, the doctors were setting up the IV’s and other things around you checking your heart rate.

“It hurts, please..” You muttered softly not really opening your mouth other than the screams that you were ushering out of your lips.

“It’s okay baby girl, I’m here for you.” A gentle deep voice urged you on, you looked over to your right to see that familiar face in your range. Jimin’s reddish hair poking out and falling into his face as he grabbed at your hand. He laced your fingers together smiling down at you with tears filling his own eyes, brushing through your hair he cooed and comforted you until it was time for you to push and deliver your baby.

A few hours later, you were holding a little girl cooing down at her as she stared up at you and Jimin with big round bright brown eyes. She had some little flecks of spots on her face that you thought were freckles, soft sandy brown hair.

“You’re going to be a heartbreaker like your mom when you grow up Jinah.” Jimin called out rubbing his hand against her head as he watched you hold her before he picked her up and rocked her to sleep walking around the room. He had cut the cord, and helped you through it all and you couldn’t believe he had even been there to help you with her. A nurse came in to take the bay and check up on her to make sure she was fine and that you all could go home tomorrow. As soon as Jimin gave her away and the door was shut you looked at him studying him as he moved to sit beside you.

“You don’t have to stay you know… But thank you for being here.” You said in a small voice. Jimin took a moment to look at you, but soon he did gripping at your hand he bit on his bottom lip shrugging his shoulders.

“I did a lot of thinking during the time we were away. And at first the sex was good, but I don’t know one single person who can always fuck and not have any feelings. I realized with the little things I did how much I missed you and how you’ve been the only girl to never give me shit. You always did what I wanted but with your own twist. And yes when I saw the baby I was mad but it was because I didn’t know what to do. I never wanted a baby so soon, but I knew in my heart it would be wrong for you to have it alone. So, I did some research- money helps you find out a lot of things.” He admitted chuckling. “And though your doctor was hard to crack he did give subtle hints that helped me out. I wanted to be with you I was just a coward. So, I’m telling you now that I’m not good with feelings and the whole spectrum of love. But for you and our daughter I will try. She deserves to have her daddy and even if we don’t last I would love for us to be close no matter what. Just promise me, I at least get a chance.” He said softly pouting at you. “I’m sorry for being a jerk.”

You had to admit you could relate to him, you weren’t good with feelings either but what could hurt you both to try? You nodded your head as you grabbed at his hand, holding it tighter with a nod. “I think it won’t hurt for us both to try. Let’s see where it goes hmm? For now, you can start by giving me cuddles.” You teased and he agreed moving to crawl onto the bed, holding you to his body playing in your hair with his soft fingers.

Chemistry | Part 1 | COLE SPROUSE X READER

Description: When Camila hosts a viewing part for the season 1 premiere of Riverdale, the reader find out that the fans ship her and Cole together on and off screen. So she decides to have some fun with it.

Word Count: 1972

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Chemistry isn’t something you can fake no matter how good of an actress or actor you are. You either have it or you don’t and I’ve yet to find to a way to create it if it’s just not there.

I’m pretty sure the main reason I got my job on Riverdale was because of the chemistry I had with my co-star, Cole Sprouse. I auditioned for the role of a girl who played his character Jughead’s love interest on the show, so it was important to the casting director that whoever played this character got along with Cole.

Cole was in the room reading lines with the people auditioning for the role and it became inherently obvious within the first 20 seconds that we had great chemistry and similar interests.

I walked into the room wearing dark wash jeans and a black and white flannel with white converse. Cole stood up straight off of the table he was leaning against and looked me up and down. He too was wearing dark wash jeans and a black and white flannel with white converse, though he made it look one hundred times better than I did.

Cole broke out in a grin and chuckled. “I like your style…” he trailed off not knowing my name.

“(Y/N),” I supplied him with a smile of my own. “And thank you I like yours as well. Great minds think alike and I have a great one,” I said with a wink.

The people in the room all let out a laugh at my response. Cole walked up to me and reached a hand out. “Well nice to meet you (Y/N) I’m Cole Sprouse and I’ll be one of your co-stars if you get this role.”

I firmly grasped his reached out hand and shook it firmly. “Nice to meet you too Cole though I already knew your name. I don’t live under a rock.”

And the rest as they say is history.  I got a call the next day saying I got the part and showed up to set the following week. That was a year ago.

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Above the Crawlspace

I blinked awake, squinting up at the light overhead. For a moment I couldn’t remember what had happened but when my eyes finally adjusted and the haze in my mind dissipated, I remembered. I remembered William coming at me before my vision went black. I was sure he would have killed me but here I was. I was alive and…God, I was in Anne’s house in a spare bedroom. I was sure of it.

Taking in a breath, I moved my limbs and was surprised as well as relieved to feel they weren’t tied down. That didn’t mean the door wouldn’t be locked. I didn’t go to it immediately though, I stayed where I was just to make sure Anne wouldn’t be coming by soon. I couldn’t be too careful.

I must have waited an hour before getting up and trying the door. It wasn’t locked. I had a strange feeling in the pit of my stomach. I’d seen William and I know what he did. Why would she want me alive and able to roam free? Maybe this was a tease. Maybe she was giving me the illusion of freedom and I’d get downstairs to see she’d boarded up the windows and locked the front door and she’d have the key to it on her at all times. Christ, this was a nightmare. I shouldn’t have kept digging.

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No but imagine Sirius has finally finished fixing up the bike

And he’s so excited about it and the first person he can find is Remus because James is out with Lily and Peter is in detention

And Sirius is like COME ON IT WITH ME

And Remus is like ‘are you fucking kidding me there is no way I am getting on that death trap’

But Sirius manages to persuade him with chocolate (and Remus also realises that he’ll get to be incredibly close to Sirius without it seeming weird)

But then they get on the bike and Remus realises that it is the WORST MISTAKE HE HAS EVER MADE IN HIS LIFE BECAUSE SIRIUS HAS NO CLUE HOW TO DRIVE IT AND FUCK THEY ARE BOTH GOING TO DIE

But Sirius (the little shit) just laughs and says “are you a Gryffindor or aren’t you?” and Remus is about to hit him but he’s too scared to move at all so he just resorts to glaring at him behind his back and holding onto him as tightly as he fucking can

And then Sirius miraculously gets used to the bike and Remus begins to actually quite enjoy it, the wrapping his arms around Sirius’ waist, and being so close to him and oh Merlin he smells amazing

And Sirius is oh so smug because “MOONY I DID IT! WE’RE FLYING!” and Remus is like “YOU CAN FLY A BROOM YOU FUCKWIT” but secretly he’s smiling and enjoying every minute of it and ugh he could be this close to him forever

But then Sirius gets cocky (shocker) and DECIDES TO DO TRICKS and Remus’ heart is in his stomach and OH MERLIN HE WAS GOING TO DIE AND HIS LAST LETTER TO HIS MOTHER WAS ABOUT HER SENDING HIM MORE SOCKS FOR CHRIST’S SAKE

And Sirius does one loopdeloop too many because they’re PLUMMETING TO THE GROUND and Remus closes his eyes because THIS IS THE END but at least he dies wrapped around Sirius because really there are worse ways to go - meanwhile Sirius is pressing EVERY BUTTON to try and get them to stop

And he manages it just as they are about a foot from the ground and they are both thrown from the bike due to the impact and Sirius lands on Remus with an oomph

And Remus can see his freckles and the blue flecks in his eyes but he can’t concentrate on them because he’s so happy to be ALIVE and he starts hitting Sirius like “YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US YOU TWAT” and Sirius’ only response is “BUT I DIDN’T DID I”

But Remus just keeps rambling on and on about how the bike is a death trap and how it should be banned from the grounds and he’s never going near it again and it doesn’t matter how hot you look on it because I will–

But he’s cut off by Sirius’ lips on his and his heart is beating fast again but for a whole different reason

And when Sirius pulls away he has this adorable goofy smile on his face and he goes “I can’t believe it worked”

And it takes Remus a second but then he realises that “YOU THOUGHT A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE WAS A GOOD WAY TO SEDUCE ME?!” “Well it worked, didn’t it?”

And Remus is rambling again about how he’s a fucking nutter and it’s a wonder he’s ever dated anyone

But then Sirius cuts him off again by kissing him and wrapping his arms around his waist and Remus finds that he doesn’t quite mind anymore

But there is no doubt in his head: Sirius Black will be the death of him