i might redo

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She doesn’t know what was going on in Hannah’s life. 
                                 You don’t know what’s going on in hers.

thanks for inviting me to the party. if you need me, i’ll be in the corner, drinking & trying not to make eye contact

anonymous asked:

Aliens reacting to our mess of alien horror films please?

Jostedalsbreen had been on the primarily human vessel for almost thirty of their rotations now, and was confident enough to say xe knew a lot about humans and their cultures by now.

Xe even knew of the concept of popcorn, which apparently was going to be relevant for the end-of-roation bonding they referred to as ‘moovee naigt’ apparently they would view a classic of some sort. It sounded like an art form similar to theatre - which Jostedalsbreen had read about.

When xe arrived at the designated room xe had no idea what horrors awaited xem. At first it seemed pleasurable enough, but it didn’t take long before xe was as good as frozen to xir seat, silently bemoaning the evolutionary trait that rendered xem unable to move. 

Fortunately, one of the humans - Communications Officer Moreau - seemed to take notice not too long after, and end the horrific ordeal on the screen. Jostedalsbreen needed some time to recover before xe was able to communicate in a way the humans would understand, but once xe was ready, xe knew what xe had to ask.

“W- what was that?”

“The movie?” Moreau asked before they seemed to realise the problem. “It’s fictitious, don’t worry. Purely for entertainment value.”

Clearly the humans didn’t realise how unsettling that statement was. “You find footage of your own species being ripped to shreds funny?” Xe asked in disbelief, almost scared of what the answer would be. Humans did have a reputation after all, but from what xe had seen, it seemed to be largely undeserved. Even if they seemed to have no idea what self-preservation meant, and came from a truly terrifying world.

“No, no, of course not. It’s scary,” they answered, causing a wave of relief to wash over Jostedalsbreen. Until they continued, that is. “That’s what we like about it.”

The shock xe experienced must have shown, because Moreau didn’t stop there. “I’m not really sure why or how it works, but getting scared is funny sometimes. Like, when someone sneaks up behind you and scare you, and for some reason you end up laughing because the person who snuck up on you scared you? That ever happen to you?”

It took longer than it should have for Jostedalsbreen to realise that they weren’t joking, nor was the question rhetorical. “No. How would someone attacking you be entertaining?”

“I don’t know, it just is. And they’re not actually attacking, they’re just… you know. Giving you a spook.”

Pretending to understand what they meant, xe moved xir head in what humans considered a sign of agreement, realising xe had been a fool to think xe could ever understand humans.

My friend asked for some close ups of my art! ^^ I thought I’d post them here too if you’d like to see my stuff at pretty high res. It’s pretty messy up close haha~ X,3; 

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i drew this a bit ago??? tbh i liked the idea of this but as i got to drawing it i hated how it was turning out so i stopped??
this pretty much encompassed everything im bad at into one LMAOOOO SO IM NOT SURPRISED
so have a half done shitty comic which doesnt really make sense cause no context

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Here the part ^^ ♥ Enjoy! (sorry for the hitch in the audio ;;)

Dancetale belongs to @teandstars

anonymous asked:

oooo ok ok the signs as early 2000s alternative rock bands (or songs, dealer's choice!!) please!! 💙 thank u dear ily alot

aries: Seven Nation Army // The White Stripes 

taurus: The Black Parade // My Chemical Romance 

gemini: Thnks fr th Mmrs // Fall Out Boy 

cancer: Boulevard of Broken Dreams // Green Day

leo: Mr. Brightside // The Killers

virgo: The Middle // Jimmy Eat World 

libra: Ocean Avenue // Yellowcard

scorpio: Stacy’s Mom // Fountains of Wayne 

sagittarius: Can’t Stop // Red Hot Chilis 

capricorn: All The Small Things // blink-182

aquarius: Teenage Dirtbag // Wheatus 

pisces: Kryptonite // 3 Doors Down