i might have been born to meet you

Torn Up (Part 2)

Originally posted by wiillmajohansson

All righty, y’all, as promised, here’s part 2! Again, a couple of disclaimers:  

Since I only have up to about part 11 finished and edited, I’ll be updating twice a week, probably on Wednesdays and Saturdays with a few changes depending on the week, so that I can get ahead

I can’t believe the feedback I’ve been getting?? You guys are fantastic, and I love each and every one of you. Feel free to weigh in with your opinions about how the story is going; I do take constructive criticism (Just please be nice, I’m sensitive)

I also have a question:  does anyone get the joke in my url? Inquiring minds want to know

Warnings: Foul language, rude jokes, and Mitchell Marner as (terribly executed) comic relief. Yikes.

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No Sleep Till Brooklyn, Part 3

Heartmate Series: Steve Rogers x Reader

Characters: Steve Rogers, Deadpool, Falcon

Warnings: language, violence - Deadpool’s in it guys, it ain’t PG.

A/N: This is my take on the soulmate trope. It’s not necessarily an AU, because technically heartmate is canon in the Marvel world - at least with Wade’s comics.

Summary: You’re a mutant turned mercenary, working with the best merc around - Wade Fucking Wilson aka Deadpool. You are also someone who doesn’t believe in the whole heartmate crap. How could two people solely be made for each other? Steve Rogers is Captain America,  Avenger extraordinaire. Call him old fashion, but he believed in heartmates and knew he had one out there. The two of you cross paths one day and things get set in motion. Can Steve get passed the jaded wall you built or would things just crash and burn? And will Wade Wilson finally learn to put the seat down after taking a piss? Who knows.

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enby!Kaworu and trans boy!Shinji going shopping and Shinji blushes a lot at his beautiful faefriend who looks beautiful in everything fae wears. They go to an icecream parlor and Kaworu buys one giant expensive icecream for the both of them and accidentally drops it before they can even taste it and the two of them just stare at the icecream before laughing and going to buy some less expensive scoops 

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Essays in Existentialism: Doctors

Doctor AU - Clarke works with Peds and Lexa is a career driven heart surgeon. They meet over a case with a sick baby.

“Excuse me, where’s the NICU?” Clarke broke down and asked a nurse after looping back down to the cafeteria once more. She thought it was the second left, but she might have made the fourth right, and she’d ended up in the basement, and she’d ended up in the gift shop, and she’d ended up on psyche. “Thank you.”

The directions were even more complicated, but Clarke was too afraid to ask again so she smiled and started out down the halls, anxiously checking her watch. Her beeper kept buzzing on her hip.

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First and foremost, I’d like to apologise for my inactivity. Secondly, today, 26 years ago on February 26th a little girl was born. Her name is Chaerin Lee. She has grown up to be a loud, sexy, outspoken woman who I admire and look up to. She taught me to never cower and always be myself no matter what. She taught me to never listen what other people’s opinions were of me and I am so glad to have been born during the time that she has been alive. She might be nine years older than me, but to me she’s like an older sister and I admire her so much for how far she has come. I’m in full support of her. Happy birthday CL, I love you. Continue to do what you’re doing, and keep your chin up always. I’ll meet you one day and hug you, my love. You deserve only the best and nothing but the best. ❤️
- J

anonymous asked:

OMG, what do you think about this situation: Tobirama, Hashirama and Madara are spending time with their o/s ( nothing special, just a normal day ) but suddenly they are going into Labor? ( I don't know if i wrote it correctly... my english is on a "high" level xd) I hope you understood my thought.

lmaoooo I love this, and don’t worry I understood!

Tobirama

•He was the one who did nothing but prepare for his s/o going into labor. For months and months he had plans about getting them to the hospital and making certain that when the time came, there were no last minute complications

•He doesn’t know why, but he always figured that going into labor would be a smooth transition. And for the most part, it might be. Or would be, if Tobirama weren’t so anxious and nervous. His s/o would probably have to yell at him to calm down at some point

•He’s going to rush them to the hospital, maybe a little too hastily. If they try to delay at all, he’s literally screaming at them to hurry the hell up. Even if he knows how birth works, and that it’s not some automatic, instantaneous thing, Tobirama is under the impression that the moment his s/o goes into labor, they’re gonna pop the baby out at any second

•He’s that annoying dad that’s pestering all the nurses and doctors and making sure they’re giving his s/o full attention. Also the one who might end up threatening them if they mess up somehow. He’s just yelling at everybody tbh

•When the time comes for them to actually give birth, Tobirama attempts to calmly support and encourage them, but on the inside, he’s a nervous wreck

•It probably doesn’t help that Hashirama is outside the birthing room poking his head in every 10 seconds like, “Can I meet my niece/nephew now?” and Tobirama’s like Get out!”

Hashirama

•Hashirama is too busy sparkling with excitement to really figure out how he’s going to get his s/o to the hospital. He just stands there like “It’s actually happening, ______! We’re going to have a baby!”

•His s/o definitely has to whip him into shape and make him focus, but Hashirama can’t help it. His attention span is out of control. He looks at the spot on the floor where their water broke and is like “Do you want me to clean this up first?” “No Hashirama let’s go

•He would forget the baby bag at home tbh

•Otherwise, he’s relatively calm and very soothing. He brushes their hair and holds their hand and talks them through the heavy, painful contractions. It’s only when they’re actually in the room pushing to get the baby out that Hashirama gets out of control

•He’s way too excited, and might end up saying some stuff like “I know how much it hurts, ______, but you have to push—” which might piss them off because no, Hashirama. You don’t know how much childbirth hurts. He just wants his baby to come out!! He wants to meet his baby!!!

•Hashirama would have probably made sure beforehand that the doctors and nurses delivering his baby were people that he knew and trusted. It could have been a home birth, now that I think about it? It seems like something they would do back in the founders era. Hashirama might have even encouraged a home birth, just so it was a familiar environment for his s/o to be in, and it would always be great telling his child, “You were literally born in this house, ______. Look, right there in that exact spot. Right there.” 

•By the way, Tobirama is probably there. He might even be one of the people assisting with the birth. He’s yelling at Hashirama to stay focused 70% of the time tbh

Madara

•Madara is very calm, very organized, but very punctual. He makes sure his s/o is at the hospital as soon as possible. He doesn’t wait for the contractions to get worse. If they don’t want to leave immediately, he doesn’t care. He will drag them out of the house

•Part of the reason he’s so calm is because Madara prepares himself as soon as their due date comes closer and closer. He’s literally ready to go every second of the day

•He’s always repeating “just breathe” when their contractions are bad. It gets annoying though. Madara is the type who doesn’t bother trying to imagine how painful labor is, and he’s a little ignorant too, so all he can resort to is the breathing technique bullshit. Which is no help at all in the grand scheme

•It’s only when they’re actually at the hospital that the smooth facade breaks. It just hits Madara in full force. He was so absorbed in the process of actually getting them to the hospital and making certain everything was in order that he really didn’t think about the fact that he was going to be a father. His s/o is about to push their baby out, and he’s going to be a father

•It’s then he gets anxious. He’s sweating and flustered and gets irritable, snapping at the doctors, cursing under his breath, especially if his s/o is in a lot of pain. He would probably demand that the doctor use some pain relief jutsu or something. He doesn’t even know if that’s possible, but he demands it anyway

"Repeating" and Kaworu Time Loop

Okay, here’s my own compilation of Kaworu Time Loop evidence.Yes, yes, a lot of us already know the time loop theory, but here’s the case for those that don’t know. I think it’s pretty solid.

First of all, let’s get the obvious out of the way.

Okay, so this is pretty much the backbone of the theory that everybody knows, recognizes, and acknowledges. He says “this time”, and that speaks for itself.

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There’s also that scene from 2.0

Kaworu emerges from one of these coffins on the moon. What’s more interesting is that there’s several of them and that some of the previous coffins have already been opened.  

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The Rebuilds already tend to parallel to the original, but there’s also this

I really was born to meet you”, he says that as if he’s reflecting on that, confirming that, as if he had said that once before, oh wait:

I might have been born to meet you”

Yeah, I thought so.

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Furthermore, we also have Kaworu towards the beginning of the movie after Asuka’s fight.

Once more, technically he’s never actually met Shinji-kun, but he’s so eager. 

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The piano scene. Shinji asks how to get better at playing piano.

Well obviously, as Kaworu said, it’s practice, but he elaborates:

I felt that this was very important. This scene itself was very important and iconic in the movie, and of all things Kaworu can say, he elaborates so profoundly (as he does with everything). I don’t think he’s simply talking only about playing piano. Pretty much every single utterance from his mouth throughout the whole movie reveals more and more about his character since he’s so ethereal and mysterious. This speaks leaps and bounds.

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We also have some even more solid evidence. There’s a translation of an interview with Akira Ishida (who is Kaworu’s voice actor) which you can read (http://17th-angel.tumblr.com/post/36791631446/akira-ishidas-interview-on-kaworu-from-evangelion-3-0), but Anno told Ishida things about the plot of eva so that he could effectively voice Kaworu’s scenes. Ishida remarked about how he had to keep things secret and such, but he says some pretty interesting things too:

he says “cycles”. Kaworu Time Loop anyone?

Hope this helps people who are out of the know, and this also helps us re-establish some information.

The Magic Word

As requested by Anonymous.

Kili x Reader

With the help of this imagine found at @imaginexhobbit

Warnings: Food mention. Dancing.

Word count: 2,989



Three rambunctious boys, born one right after the other, all bearing the family resemblance and, worst yet, all bearing the inherited talent for mischief; you certainly have your hands full trying to keep things from breaking, especially the boys themselves, but when they do, it is difficult trying to resist their adorable little mugs as their bright eyes shine innocently up at you, trying to convince you of their complete and total blamelessness. To date, though, you have yet to surrender to these devious little schemers.

Fili would take no other to watch over his children, the fact of which he had to do little to convince his wife; that you had managed the brattiest Dwarven child to ever reside in Erebor for five years before his parents decided to take him back to the Iron Hills for what they called “some proper discipline” without a complete mental breakdown had truly appealed to them, speaking volumes of your fortitude and determination. In comparison, their three boys were kittens; not a single one has ever tried to rip your hair out or fill your pillows with cutlery from the kitchen or lead you on a wild chase down the face of the mountain following a tantrum. Work with Faran, Varan, and Haran is a veritable holiday in the Shire after him.

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Soulmates AU (5)

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Because I Adore You So -  stylinshaw

Summary: Soulmate AU where the identifying mark is a lyric from your soulmate’s favorite song that changes as their favorite song changes. (Or, a Dan and Phil + Muse appreciation fic)

But It Takes Someone To Come Around To Show You How - phantastically

Summary:  Dan is born mute into a world where once in everyone’s life your soulmate will say the specific words that are tattooed onto your body, and bring you together. These words will save your life in more ways than imaginable. Whilst Dan resigns himself to the fact he will never have a soulmate, fate has different ideas…

Chin Up Sunshine - fringegapphil

Summary:  Phil never looked up, and that was a problem in a world where you can see all the colors of the rainbow except the color of your soulmates eyes until you meet their eyes.

Collar Full - amazingjordonisnotonfire

Summary: Soulmate AU where you see in Black and while until you touch your soulmate, and Dan starts seeing in colour the morning after a huge concert and’s freaking out because he touched his fave band member.

Colors - philledup

Summary:  Soulmate AU, in which you can’t see the color of your soulmate’s eyes until you look into them for the first time. Dan is just starting Manchester University, but has a strange encounter when he meets one of his professors, Mr. Lester.

Daniella Jane - philingdan

Summary:  Phil almost finds his soulmate and then he does.

I Hope You Never Find Me - its-just-a-phantasy

Summary: When people meet their soulmates they see colour, fall in love and get married.  But Dan’s terrified of the colours and being a disappointment to his soulmate. (or where Dan is ace and doesn’t want to be forced into anything)

I’m Right - phancy-schmancy

Summary: There’s this boy who wears black, including a ring on the middle finger of his right hand, and he’s starting to grow tired because all his friends and family talk about is him meeting his soulmate. What they don’t know is that he’s never going to be able to love his soulmate like they want him to.

Make Believe, It’s Hyper Real - dweebhowell

Summary: The first time they Skype, Dan is just ever so slightly disappointed. But that sounds bad, so let’s start from the beginning.

One Hour Before - internetakeover

Summary: In a universe with soul marks, Dan and Phil have known each other for months, but have never met before tonight.

Permanence - dhilandpan

Summary: Everyone has marks from all of their loves, but there’s one mark that matters most. Phil desperately wants Dan to be that mark.

Soulmates - reblogging-is-life

Summary:  AU Where you have your soulmates name (first and last) written on you’re wrist from the day you’re born. Dan and Phil are dating even though Phil has Dan’s name on his wrist, but Dan doesn’t have Phil’s.

Sparkle Mates - dont-tell-them-i-write-phan

Summary: Dan’s been waiting years to meet whoever is responsible for the scribble on his skin though the opening act of his unexpected partner might not be quite the movie scene he was hoping for.

Teach Me To Fly - iamnotdanisnotonfire

Summary:  People had always told him that wings were the solution to everything, the key to your love life, your friend circle, who you are as a person, even. Yet somehow, Phil just can’t bring himself to see it that way. Who would want a soulmate that would never fly?

The Way it’s Supposed to Be - its-just-a-phantasy

Summary: Soulmate AU where the name of your soulmate is written on your wrist from birth.  Phil’s has always said Danielle Howell, but one day that changes.

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. - phantastische

Summary:  Phil’s clock starts and he wants nothing more than for the soulmate to be Dan. 2009!Phan

Where - cactuslester

Summary: Everyone is born with a tattoo of where they will meet their soulmate. Phil Lester was born with “library” inscribed on his right shoulder blade.

Who Needs a Color? - jilliancares

Summary:  Dan Howell had decided to stop caring if he ever finds his soulmate, and he most certainly does not care if he ever sees the color blue.

Reign of Fire

Things change ever so slightly when the Dragon Knight Volga meets The Hero several years before Cia’s conquest. While fate might already have been written in stone, what of that which came before then? A simple meeting might lead to something more.

Started off as a small oneshot which grew to another idea. Dunno how I’m going to tackle it, but it’s going to be Volga/Link, and I hope you guys enjoy.



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anonymous asked:

Matsu's s/o is a few months pregnant. What does matsu say to to his unborn child?

Cheesy dad neets are going to be the death of me

Osomatsu: “Hey there kiddo, it’s your dad.  You wouldn’t believe how many people can’t wait see you.  Obviously your parent and I want to see you the most so don’t keep us waiting too long.  I know you’re gonna do great things kid, after all you’re a Matsuno.”

Karamatsu: “My sweet child I can’t wait to show you all the world has to offer.  You are going to make so many friends and wonderful memories and your parent and I will be with you every step of the way.  Everyday your parent and I grow more and more excited to finally meet you.”

Choromatsu: “H-Hi it’s your dad speaking.  I know it’s only been a couple months but every night I can’t stop thinking about what you’re going to look like and what you’re going to be like.  Everyone is so excited to meet you, you wouldn’t believe how many calls from your grandma we get so don’t keep any us anticipating for too long.”

Ichimatsu: (His s/o would have to asleep because he’s embarrassed to say anything in front of them.) Um h-hey, ugh if you were kitten you would have been born by now.  You’re making us wait a really long time but I think it’s going to be worth it in the end.  I might not be the best dad at times but I’ll try my hardest so you don’t become trash like your old man alright?“

Jyushimatsu: “Helloooo I’m your daddy!  I can’t wait to take you on so many adventures, we’re gonna have so much fun together.  I can teach you how to play baseball, and swim, and run really really fast! I can’t wait to meet you so don’t take too long.”

Todomatsu:“Hi it’s your papa!  I just know you are going to be the most adorable baby and the apple of everyone’s eyes.  There are so many things I can’t wait to teach you so don’t spend too much time in there ok?”

The Explanation

Eleventh installment of the Mr. Thrainson, Mr. Oropherion series. (One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen.)

Based on this imagine found over at @imaginexhobbit

Thranduil x Reader

Warnings: Awkwardness. Snarky teenager. Another confession.

Word count: 2,148



What was worse, you couldn’t quite tell yet; that Thranduil had neglected to inform you of a whole human being he had made or that that same human being had invited you in on the grounds that you were both waiting for the same person. He offered you a spot on the cushy couch and a drink; only the former you had accepted.

“So,” he says, narrowing his eyes at you as he settled into a large recliner with a bottle of soda in hand. “How do you know my dad?

“We work together, in a manner of speaking,” you answer.

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December Allure Korea: Kyungsoo interview

Do Kyungsoo said softly that he never told anyone, but he had kept a dream of becoming a singer or actor from childhood. This quiet, reserved superstar, member of the world’s best idol group EXO, has no idea what to do with praise. But both his childhood dreams have been realized. To ask which of them is more important to him or which one he likes more is nothing but foolish. He is doing wonderfully with both. His busiest year after debut, spent between stage and set, gave the world Unforgettable and Brother.

Today was the press conference. It would’ve been your first time seeing an official cut of the movie. How does it feel to be a lead actor on a day like this?

A. I’m always very nervous for press conferences. During interviews, I’d get so nervous that I’d break into cold sweat. But after gaining some experience and because I was with Jungseok hyung, I managed to even laugh today.

Every press conference has a Q&A section. Do you secretly wish you wouldn’t get asked any questions?

A. Yes (laughs). Back at the press conference for It’s Okay, It’s love, I was completely frozen. I was so nervous that I couldn’t even respond to anything I was asked. But these kinds of interviews are nice and comfortable. 

What made you decide to take on the film Brother?

A. The scenario was reason one. The very first thing I thought while reading it was that if I could be a character like Dooyoung, I’d be able to show another version of myself. I really don’t cry much. But as I was reading the scenario, tears started falling. That really decided it.

Ah, of course it’s a movie you have to bring tissues for.

A. Sad movies make me cry, but I don’t think I’d ever cried from reading something before. The second reason was Jungseok hyung. When I heard that he would be in it, I had to take the project. I’d always been following his filmography and I had always wanted to act with him some day.

Were your expectations met?

A. It was amazing. I learned so much I think my acting leveled up. He gave me a lot of advice, and the set was my school. Just watching Jungseok hyung act was to study.

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Jared Leto Joker X OFC Fanfiction: Cold as Ice

When Batman can’t catch the Joker, he asks a new meta-human to step in and go under-cover to gain Mister J’s trust. Andromeda accepts the Bat’s offer, but finds herself struggling to walk the fine line between pretending to love the infamous Mr. J, and actually falling for him.

Rated T for Language.

Disclaimer: Gifs not mine. All rights to Batman, Joker, Suicide Squad, DC Characters, etc. go to their respective creators. All rights to each chapter’s title song lyrics quoted (as dialogue or otherwise) within the chapters go to their respective writers/performers.

Author’s Note: Each of this story’s four sections and their titles will be based on a song off the Suicide Squad Album. This fanfic comes with a built in soundtrack. Phrases in bold italics are song lyrics quoted from each section’s title song.

PART ONE: YOU DON’T OWN ME 

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SEVENTEEN as dads

S.Coups would be a 60-40 strict and lenient dad. While he can let his children’s antics go without scolding, he still has a limit on when to be lenient and would enforce rules based on the Korean culture system. I can see his children playfully pranking him and Seungcheol saying “Mwoya ige*?”, but also him sitting down with his children discussing whether or not he’s going to allow them in whatever they’re asking for. 

Jeonghan can be scary when he wants to be. He may be a bit more strict then S.Coups but can be lenient as well. Being an angel doesn’t necessarily mean you let your children do whatever they want because they’re happy with them, but it’s about leading your children to the right path in the best way you can. 

Joshua is a “go do whatever makes you happy” dad, I assume. He’ll be gentle with raising his children and will most likely raise them in a liberalized household. He can be strict when needed, but most of the time he’ll pass the rule-enforcing to his wife. He’s the type to come to his children’s room and sing them a song while playing the guitar so they can sleep peacefully. He’s the type to listen to his children without uttering a word when they have problems. I guess I see him as a typical American dad I see in movies lmao. 

See those dads who carry their children on their backs or shoulders as they stroll in an amusement park? Jun is one of them. I can also imagine him cooking healthy food for his child when he’s/she’s sick. He’s not that lenient, but he’s not that strict, either. He’ll let his children be, but will put down a few strict rules for their safety.

Hoshi is a relaxed dad. “Come home after this time, okay?” and “Make sure to not drink too much.” are a few dialogues he would usually say. He loves his children but wouldn’t want to be too constricting so he lets them live their lives with only a few rules. He’s always there when they need him, and his children would feel comfortable opening up to him about their problems. 

Wonwoo is the silent dad in the corner, brooding because his little girl has a boyfriend who she prioritizes over him. He’ll pull puns here and there, leaving both his wife and child exasperated but happy. I can imagine him using that high-pitched impersonation to make his child laugh, but end up with a crying baby and a shocked sloth.

Woozi is that silent but scary dad in every boyfriend’s nightmare. He’ll have those judging eyes whenever there’s a boy in the room if he has a daughter, but would give a girl space if he has a son. He’s more of a “I’ll be in my room when you need me” awkward dad and probably compose music in there (with his children as his inspiration). If we go for younger kids, I can see him being attentive to his children albeit slightly clumsily.

Despite being a fluffball, D.K. is a strict dad. He’d set down some pretty tight rules for his children to follow, but he explains them in a way that they will understand that the rules are there for their safety. Setting the strictness aside, he would also be one of the most affectionate out of all the Seventeen members and would definitely shower his children with love. 

Mingyu is that dad who’s always ready for whatever will happen to his child. Fever? I have your soup and medicine ready. Wounds? I’ll be right back with the first-aid kit. Really sick? I have the car keys, let’s go to the hospital. He’s naturally caring as seen when he automatically works in the house in One Fine Day for the other members. He also willingly does stuff for the sake of the members’ well-being, so he would most likely treat his children like this with as much or with more fervor.

The8 strikes me as a strict dad because of his blunt and straightforward personality that he sometimes shows. He might be the type who is more affectionate to his children while they’re little but would lessen the affection as they grow into, like, the teenage stage. He would, however, be a very rational dad that his children would admire and aspire to be (if his child is a son) when they have their own family.

Seungkwan is going to be a fussy one. “Oh my gosh are you okay???”, “Ew honey do I really have to be the one to change his/her diapers? But I don’t want to…”, and the like are pretty good examples of his reactions. He’ll fuss about everything, and would probably be the type to not having a problem showing affection in public.

Vernon, like Joshua, is a bit more lenient when it comes to being a father most likely because he has experienced growing up under two cultures at the same time. He is also that type who will tease his children once they meet their significant others and would have that “proud-of-you” smile as he secretly watches them in their house pretending that he’s leaving them alone.

Even though it might be cliche, Dino is the kind of dad who would blast Michael Jackson songs on the car’s stereo even though his kids are groaning and telling him to stop (not because they don’t like MJ, but their dad has been playing all of the songs on repeat ever since they were born lmao jk).

*Mwoya ige = “What is this?”

This took longer than I expected lmao. Sorry for being late! I’m dealing with a lot of stuff because we’re preparing for finals right now. Hope y’all like it!

What Became Of Bill

Soooooo…… I decided to go back to the very start of this blog and read everything I could on it, and once more, I read something I just had to write out. Someone else has probably already written this out, and better than I, but I can’t simply let it sit in my mind…

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The hot wind blew through the desert oasis, sending grains of sand drifting through the moonbeams split by the swaying trees. A sandcat approached the small pool of water, surveying the area before leaning over to drink.

Suddenly, it took off, startled by the man who strode out of the bushes, clad in a suit of stars and nebulae. Alcor looked around before turning his gaze upwards, studying the stars for a moment before nodding, satisfied. Turning his attention to an otherwise unremarkable spot just above the pool, his fingers danced, and runes drew themselves in pale blue flames in the sand around him, then arcing out to form an intricate shielding circle encompassing the oasis. He then conjured a modest, yet comfortable, chair, and sat down to wait.

He didn’t have long to wait, either. After only a few moments, the scenery turned grey, and the air above the pool began to warp and twist, whirling slowly, but picking up speed, before finally coalescing into a triangle with a top hat. The triangle hung there for a moment, almost like one of those now ancient cartoons, before dropping unceremoniously into the water.

The triangle quickly flew back out of the water, spluttering despite the lack of a mouth, single eye blinking rapidly as it looked around. “Great, I don’t exist for a few thousand years, and the whole town goes right to hell. Jeez, you’d think they could have at least kept that shack up to par, but noooo….”

Alcor grinned at hearing the harsh voice once again, dredging up memories older than he cared to admit of a summer spent hunting for both creatures and clues. “Well, it might help you to know that this isn’t Gravity Falls, you pissy little dorito…” He spoke, eager to see Bill Cipher’s reaction.

And for a change, Bill didn’t fail to surprise. He spun right around in the air, clearly surprised at seeing another being, immediately sizing Alcor up. “Well, how do you do! Nice to meet another demon already! You might have heard of me, name’s Bi—”

Alcor held up a hand, forestalling Bill’s introduction. “Bill Cipher, I know all there is to know about you. Ancient dream demon, been around practically since the dawn of mankind itself. Until a wimpy little 12-year-old killed you in a sleepy and weird little Oregon town. And now, about six and a half thousand years later, here you are, back again. In answer to your question, you’re where you were born. The location of the first human’s first dream. Well, first nightmare, anyway. I always knew that’s where you really came from.”

Bill managed to put on an inquisitively angry look, despite having only the single eye. “And just how do you know all that, buddy? Have we met before?”

Alcor grinned even broader, standing up as the chair vanished in a puff of blue flame. He spread his arms wide even as his form whirled in a torrent of the same fire. “Don’t you recognize me, Bill?” He said, stepping out of the flames much shorter, a blue and white truckers cap in his head, adjusting his down vest. “It’s me, Pine Tree!”

Bill’s eye widened in alarm, suddenly flashing back to his last memory of this world, of Dipper Pines casting the dream demon out of his mind, out into the void to await rebirth. Bill quickly flew backwards, soon running into the invisible barrier keeping him contained. “No, NO!! You should have died! That was the single biggest magical detonation in the history of this world!”

Alcor picked himself up and started floating over towards Bill. “Well, you’re partially right. It was the biggest ever, but it wasn’t quite a detonation. More like… an uncorking. See, after that portal device Stan had blew, it was like a dam burst. Suddenly, all the creatures I knew about in Gravity Falls were popping up all over the planet! Ley lines were reactivating, human society was thrown into chaos! Honestly, you’d have loved it, it was like a smorgasbord! Eventually, though, things settled down, humanity figured out how to deal with everything, and, well… The world kept on spinning. Oh, yeah, and I absorbed part of you, so I’m now a demon myself, and I’m way stronger than you ever were, yada yada yada, you don’t want to hear about that…”

Bill floated there, transfixed by what he heard. “So… It didn’t make a dent in the planet the size of the moon?” He pondered this for a moment, then exploded, reddening drastically as he shouted. “THEN WHAT THE HELL DID I DO ALL OF THAT FOR!?!?! TEN THOUSAND YEARS I WORKED ON THAT SPELL, ALL CULMINATING IN MANIPULATING THE PINE FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS TO CREATE A DEVICE TO ACCESS THE MULTIVERSAL POWER, AND ALL IT DID WAS MAKE MAGIC REAL FOR THE REST OF THE PLANET?!?!”

Alcor watched Bill fume with glee, slowly letting his body reform into his taller suited self. “Yup, sorry to burst your bubble there, Pyramid Head, but… Oh, wait, I’m part you, so I guess I’m not sorry after all! Oh well. Now, before you start getting any ideas, let’s get down to brass tacks, hmm? I’m currently about 3.46 times more powerful than you were at your strongest. You, on the other hand, are sitting pretty at about 1/1,000th your last known strength. I’ve got you tightly trapped in here. I could destroy you with a snap of my fingers. But then, I’d have to come back here in another 6,000-odd years and do this again, and I’d rather not book myself that far in advance. So, I have a proposition to make. Become mine. Swear absolute and eternal loyalty to me, and in return, I’ll let you keep on existing. You’ll mostly make appearances to lower-level summonings in my stead, make a few small deals, that’s about it. Maybe we can talk about more responsibilities as time goes on, but that’s a good starting point, don’t you think?” He held out a hand, wreathing it in Bill’s once-signature azure flame.

Bill stared at the hand, radiating fury and disgust. After a moment of deep thought, he gradually shifted back to his usual yellow brick pattern, sighed, and took Alcor’s hand. “I guess you got me, Pine Tree. It’s a deal. But don’t think I won’t get out of this the first chance I get!”

Alcor grinned, waving a hand and dropping the shielding runes around them. “I wouldn’t expect anything less from my favorite Angry Dorito. Now, come on, you’ve got a few thousand years of history to catch up with…”