i might delete it

youtube

Here’s a new vocaloid song!! please give it a listen if you want!

Question

When reading stories, do you guys prefer photo posts or text posts?

I’ve always used photo posts so you can enlarge the picture, but I’ve decided to resize my images so I don’t know how big a difference it makes.

Anyway, I kind of want to alternate between picture and text, but will it be totally bad res if I add the pics in a text post?

WRITING UPDATE BC I FEEL LIKE IT

i’m done with the myungjun fluff to make up for the angst i wrote *cough cough @myungjunsmile this one’s for you cough cough*

AND i have a lot of longer fics in the process, here’s some info on them

#1 - Myungjun artist fic that i have no idea where is going but i feel it in my bones this one’s going to have chapters

#2 - Moonbin happy fic where reader has a good surprise for Binnie and it’s soft and sweet

#3 - Rocky dancing fic that i have no direction for but I know is gonna be happy

i have NO idea when these’ll be dine but imma post the fluff i promised tmrw after my practice SAT ((WISH ME LUCK I’M HELLA STRESSED)) and i’ve started the MJ artist one and just… yeah. idk what the point of this was lmao

ALSO TOTALLY RANDOM BUT I LOVE THE GIRLS WHO RUN THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL Y’ALL SHOULD CHECK OUT CALLED ‘YOUR SWEET GUYS’ LITERAL ANGELS I LOVE THEM THEY’RE MY FRIENDS NOW AND I AM REALLY HAPPY OKAY BYE

The Signs as Things That Don't Exist
  • Aries: death
  • Taurus: self-confidence
  • Gemini: the gender binary
  • Cancer: your 13 year old self
  • Leo: fursona? what fursona
  • Virgo: sparkly vampires
  • Libra: chinese dragons
  • Scorpio: civil discourse
  • Sagittarius: robot horses (yet)
  • Capricorn: happy endings
  • Aquarius: nice fuckboys
  • Pisces: dictatorships that don't kind of suck
Weird Human Things

Breastfeeding

Jaal: Human females seem more… Curvy than their male counterparts..

Ryder: Are you asking why we have breasts?

Jaal: …Perhaps.

Ryder: *Laughs* They’re for feeding babies.

Jaal: What?

Ryder: Our mammary glands produce milk for babies!

Jaal:

Baby teeth

Jaal: Humans have multiple sets of teeth?

Ryder: Well, kind of. We’re born with no teeth, we grow a set of ‘baby’ teeth. Then in childhood all those teeth fall out and our permanent set grow in. It can be painful and bloody.

Jaal: That sounds terrifying. 

Static hair

Jaal: Ryder your hair is floating

Ryder: Oh, yeah that happens sometimes.

Jaal: *confused cat face*…What!?!

Blushing

Jaal: Ryder! Your colors are changing!

Ryder: It’s just hot Jaal. Humans turn red sometimes.

Jaal: So, this is normal?

Ryder: Kind of. Blushing can signify distress, but It’s usually no big deal.

Jaal: Distress? Are you not well? 

Ryder: I’m fine Jaal, it’s just hot here 

 *Sometime later after certain saucy scenes* 

Jaal: Ryder, Are you in distress?! Your colors! 

Ryder: *Laughs* No Jaal, I’m fine. 

Freckles

Jaal: Why do some humans have spots while others do not?

Ryder: Spots?…Oh, you mean Freckles.

Jaal: Freckles?

Ryder: Yeah, just genetics. Some human’s just have…spots. *Ryder smiles*

Talk and Walk

Jaal: Why is Liam pacing the ship?

Ryder: He’s on a call Jaal.

Jaal: ??????

Ryder: Oh, human’s like to lap their homes while on calls.

Talking to animals

Pyjak: *squeak*

Ryder: *Squeak!*

Jaal: What are you-

Ryder: Shhh! I’m talking to my child.

Jaal: ?!?!?!

Microwave

*Liam sprints desperately to the kitchen*

Jaal: What’s going on?

Ryder: *dead serious* He has to stop the microwave before it hits zero or it explodes.

Jaal: WHY WOULD HUMANS DESIGN SUCH A FAULTY DEVICE?!?!

Ryder: *Laughing*

Jaal: an…Idiom?

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Giraffe Boy gets a Giraffe Mug for his rainy day at the café ♡