Hello there :3 in the spirit of your Space Pirate recap... so, tell me more about this 'Anakin in a kimono' thing 😬
Hahaha! Oh boy. Well, it’s stupid, I’ll tell you that much. ;)
OK, it came up when @ialreadyreadthatfanfic and I were joking about Anakin being like a sitcom-stereotypical needy girlfriend, whining and making Obi-Wan kill bugs for him and pretending to be terribly frail to get attention or convince Obi-Wan to leave work and take care of him.
As you might expect, eventually this story just kept building on itself and getting more ridiculous until we got to this post, which came after I’d put the following tags on a post:
#anakin skywalker: needy boyfriend#anakin is seriously going to get obi-wan FIRED at this point#and I love that Obi-Wan is ALWAYS AT WORK#but anakin NEVER IS#he’s just laying around in a kimono trying to lure Obi-wan back#FFS ANAKIN#this started as#Insect Related Discourse#but now it’s just about Anakin being the worst boyfriend ever again#and the worst jedi#just the worst in general#obikin#this AU controls me now#sorry#texts from anakin
All of this resulted in a metric ton of stories of Anakin texting Obi-Wan every 15 minutes, including Anakin writing his own dramatic eulogy, Anakin swearing that Obi-Wan is dying when he has a head cold, etc. You know. Totally normal content. I blame @darthluminescent for encouraging me too much.