i might add to this idk

I have some embarrassing stories but at least they’re not as bad as some of charlie brooker’s:

  • once jumped on the end of a bench and the entire thing toppled over on top of him, somehow
  • once got dumped by his girlfriend because he drew her an anatomically correct heart on her valentines card and she thought it was a threat
  • once ACCIDENTALLY kissed his friends mum on the lips and said “mmmmm… delicious” because he mixed it up in his brain
  • once had an argument with someone over the phone in public and she hung up on him so he tried to pretend she hadn’t and was still pretending to speak to her when his phone rang again
  • once gifted his then-girlfriend a painted bin but she wasn’t in so he gave it to her dad instead

this man is a mess

dpd #relatabletimes

- depended ?? Love Me??????
- “are you mad at me”
- “im sorry im so clingy”
- constantly wanting to be touching depended
- minemineminemineminemine
- feeling your heart cave in when you dont get a text back
- crying
- “youre not close enough”
- depended is etheral
- depended is my life force and i am honored to be around them i will worship them for the rest of my mortal life
- “please talk to me”

Really Good Design Tropes That I Love:
  • Those little dot eyebrows. Like what rottweilers have kinda? Cute round eyebrows
  • Really thick, almost fluffy, colorful eyelashes
  • Horizontal pupils
  • Teeth characteristic of the order carnivora on (in?) something that is very much not
  • disproportionately long limbs, digitgrade legs
  • blank faces or faces that first appear to have only eyes
  • Barn owl heart faces
  • baboon mouths where the lips fold up over the face
  • Ghibli hair that floofs up like feathers or hackles
  • Hands with different colored fingers/fingertips
  • subtle colors and markings, pale spots and stripes and tones
  • frog-like hands/feet with noticeable finger/toe pads
  • mouths where they don’t belong
  • alternatively mouths that are exactly where they ought to be but are shaped weird, like cross-shaped or vertical or maybe there’s two of them somehow maybe there’s just one but it takes up most of the face
  • nested mouths holy shit
  • Those flabby black lips that bigger dogs have
  • thin, gangly bodies that contort almost like they don’t have bones
  • transparent skin, visible organs, bonus if the organs aren’t human-looking
  • Monochrome eyes, with rings of different shades
  • neck floof
  • Humanoid characters with one really exaggerated, nonhuman body-part
  • multiple eyes
  • eyes in mouths
  • tusks and fangs that curl outwards in really impractical looking ways

Half thought out idea that I felt like rough doodling.

I was thinking about how since Arthurs been looking for Lewis, how different things might have gone in Ghost if Lewis hadnt used a disguise. Arthur probably would have been tackle hugging Lewis before he even got his spooky threats out. Then he’d take him to Vivi, cause he wants Vivi to be able to remember Lewis and maybe seeing him will help. Arthur is just so happy and excited and Lewis is just lost.


Anthony Ramos x Reader
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Request: Can I ask for some fluffy Anthony x reader?Like the girl loves Hamilton but she only listened to the soundtrack so she can’t recognise anybody,she works in a cafe near Richard Rodgers and she’s in charge of music so she plays Ham and Ant comes there?          

anyway, hi! hows your day? or night. I’m probably like being active too early… all my american friends are asleep cry.

my point of this note was that i have revision week next week and also exams after that, so the next two weeks will involve me not being incredibly active. like, i might write in advance and then add posts to my queue but idk how to work a queue so yeah.

enjoy! requests are open as usuaaaaal x

Originally posted by i-hope-that-you-burrn


You were extremely relieved to walk into your work and find out that your manager had called in sick for the day. The job was hard enough as it was, but with your manager constantly breathing down the back of your neck and telling you that everything you did was wrong… you had nearly quit, many times.

You knew that as you were basically in charge for the day, you were able to choose the day’s music. You smiled, plugging your phone into the speakers and pressing play on the Hamilton soundtrack. You made sure to take the sadder songs off your playlist, moving to the door and turning the sign.

You had been working in the café for a few months now. It was situated in West 46th Street and 8th Avenue, meaning that you were close to the broadway productions that played a massive part in New York’s culture. You had never seen a show, as they were too expensive, but you had listened to all of them. Your favourite so far was Hamilton. The original cast recording was always on replay.

The soundtrack to your favourite musical seemed to make the day go quicker and easier. You were a few hours into your shift when it started to get quiet again. You grabbed your water bottle from under the bench, taking a quick sip and putting it back when you heard the sound of the door opening.

“Hi! How are you?” You said, smiling at the freckly man in front of you. He raised his eyebrow slightly, looking you up in down.

“I’m good, how are you?” he asked, pulling out his phone.

“Good, how can I help you today?” You asked, smiling when you heard Story Of Tonight Reprise come on.

“I was just wanting to get a few coffees. But I’ve been refused at the last few cafes I was at. How quickly can you make twenty coffees?” He asked.

“Do you have five minutes?” You asked, grabbing a notepad.

“Yeah, easy,” He replied. You passed him the notepad and a pen.

“Just like, get your order down and then let me know when you’re ready,” You replied, smiling cheerily.

“Of course,” He replied, starting to write his order down.

“Have you got a meeting or something to go to?” You asked, adding his order into the cash register.

“Oh, no. Just an uncaffeinated cast,” He replied, handing you the notebook back.

“Nice,” She replied, starting on the coffees.

“Is this your music?” He asked, leaning against the bench.

“Yeah. Well, usually my manager chooses what we play, but today she’s away, so I get control of the speakers,” You replied, finishing the first few coffees.

“Do you work here often?” He asked.

“Yeah, I have daily shifts. Pays the bills, you know?” You replied, starting to fold the cup holders.

“So Hamilton, huh?”

“It’s a work of art. I’ve never heard anything like it before, and I’ve listened to a lot of Broadway shows.”

“You should come see it sometime,” He suggested. You chuckled quietly.

“I don’t have that kind of money.” You put the cups into the cardboard holders, pushing them towards him. “That’ll be seventy dollars.” He slid the money into your hand, smiling.

“My name’s Anthony by the way, you probably know me better as John Laurens and Phillip. I’ll see you tomorrow?”

You froze up slightly, your eyes widening. “I-uh….,” You blushed.

“Come by the Richard Rodgers sometime soon. Good coffee, by the way.” He smiled, dropping a tip into the jar and leaving.

“Oh, uh, thank you!” You called after him, blushing wildly.

so i just realized i have some serious maladaptive daydreaming going on and all my life i just thought i was super weird lol but its like so freeing to know that im not the only one who literally lives in their head with characters from shows and ocs and paces in circles for hours and hours on end just daydreaming and ik it sounds weird and it looks weird when im like….sitting on my bed rocking back and forth but i promise u im having a great time in my head universe

“Master …”

Here’s some things I do when I don’t have energy or forget to eat. This is what helps me, so please keep in mind that it might not work for you.

1) Set reminders! I forget lunch the most, so I have a reminder on my phone at around noon each day telling me to eat lunch. Add as many as you need.

2) For days when you can’t get out of bed, keep some nonperishable food in your room if you can. I have a plastic container near my bed so I can easily reach it without getting up.

  • Mine has granola bars, crackers, fruit snacks, fruit cups, trail mix, jerky, and bottled water. It’s not a “normal” meal, but much better than nothing and requires almost no energy.

3) Break down tasks into very small steps. Sometimes mine are as small as “Sit up in bed, move feet onto floor, stand up, walk out of room, walk down hallway, walk to kitchen”. I give myself time in between steps to build up motivation if I need to.

  • Make a checklist if you need to visualize it!

4) Congratulate yourself after completing a difficult step. Even if it’s a simple step, or after every step. It seemed silly to congratulate myself for getting out of bed, but it really helps motivate me to continue.

  • My internal dialogue for this is something like “Okay you did it! That wasn’t too bad. Now you can do the next step too” or “If that was the hardest part, I can do this”

5) I go to @lowspoonsgourmet when I don’t know what to make and they organize recipes by how many spoons it requires!

  • @no-more-ramen is another good one and separates recipes into categories like if there’s no chopping involved or if it makes leftovers

I think that’s it? I might add to this if I think of more. I hope this was helpful!


noun (pl. sensitivities)

  1. When your heart is feather-light and always broken. You were meant for a gentler world. You think of yourself in everything you are not.
  2. When you can reach into someone and feel the tenderness tangled around their ribs like wet clothes in a dryer.
  3. When your soul is born without skin, and you are kind to everyone except yourself.
humans are weird

ok i have been reblogging a loooot of stuff concerning this topic over the last months, so might as well add to it.

so this is kind of an addition to the post about how humans have muscle memory and aliens dont so when you move all the stuff in a room like 5 cm to the left, humans would bump into everything, while aliens just idk move around it normally

so that got me thinking: how would that affect the aliens ability to play an instrument? because if you have to play for example the piano and it gets super fast you dont think about playing the right notes, your hand just knows where to go.

so if aliens dont have muscle memory, they would probably not be able to play as fast and complex songs as humans

A lot of people are trying to get into musical theatre but they don’t know where to start or what shows are out there. So, I’d like to start something. Reblog this post and add three of your favorite musicals and check out what everyone else has said before you, you might find a new show or two!

I’ll start, my three are:

  • Next to Normal
  • Ragtime
  • Sunday in the Park with George

anonymous asked:

What kind of sleepers are the Paladins? (like light, heavy,etc..) hc's please!

It’s mod Enki! I’m finally back after dealing with a viral infection on top of a bacterial infection on top of another viral infection. The meds made me really sleepy so I couldn’t focus much on anything. :0 Any-who, I sort of answered this ask here in the clingy s/o ask so I’m just going to add a few more things in this one in top of the previous one. I hope that’s okay! o v o



  • He’s a light-ish sleeper due to his time in the Galra prisons. By light-ish I mean he wakes up at the slightest noise from outside his room when he’s sleeping normally. But when he’s having a nightmare he’s very hard to wake up and his s/o will have to be very careful when waking him up.
  • He tends to heat up fast so he might be prone to strip in his sleep or shove the blankets off of him. Honestly Shiro isn’t used to sleeping with a lot of covers so his s/o might get a little frustrated with him since he does throw covers off of him. They’ll probably have to snuggle a lot with him to keep warm tbh. 
  • If Shiro is feeling more affectionate he tends to almost end up smothering his s/o in their sleep or squishes them up against the wall. He’s also guilty of messing with his s/o by putting his cold metal arm under their shirt. Please fight this nerd.


  • Besides his dumb beauty routines he’s the worst person to sleep with. He ends up in the dumbest and weirdest positions sometimes. Definitely the person to fall asleep anywhere mostly due to being used to a huge family.  
  • He’s the heaviest sleeper honestly and impossible to wake up unless you go to the extremes like throwing water on him. Even then it’s a little debatable whether or not he wakes up.
  • He can be super affectionate when he and his s/o go to bed together but along the way as the night goes on he does revert back to his evil ways and will do just about anything to get out of the grip of his s/o. He also drools quite a bit and his s/o might wake up a little damp. 


  • 100% guilty of accidentally farting on his s/o in his sleep along with accidentally punching or kicking them. He’s not used to sleeping with others.
  • Can’t get settled down for the life of him. He HAS to move around every 10 minutes before he can properly decide on a position that is comfortable to sleep in. Obviously the lightest sleeper ever.
  • Also probably falls off the bed about 5 times a week if he’s lucky. He has a thing where he also HAS to have his feet sticking out from the covers or he’ll get too hot. 


  • The best sleeper. He’s very cuddly when he sleeps so even when he doesn’t have his s/o next to him he likes to cling to a pillow or something close to it.
  • He’s a medium sleeper so he’s not too hard to wake up. He can also fall asleep in any position so it’s not unusual that he just gets to his bed and flops onto it before passing out. 
  • He stays in a groggy stupor for the longest out of everyone so he needs a really good reason to get up or a big cup of coffee. To wake himself up he takes a cold shower sometimes if he can’t afford to waste too much time.


  • Very temperamental about the way she sleeps. Switches it up pretty much every night. Likes to keep her s/o on her toes.
  • She is just as restless as Lance and Keith so her s/o better watch out. She’s also guilty of hording pillows and there have been complaints from the others about shortages of pillows. 
  • Pidge would probably be a medium sleeper like Hunk but not as bad about waking up and getting started. Probably can function on about 2 hours of sleep a night if she’s feeling really motivated to work on her new gadgets and programs but will try not to work too long for her s/o.