i mean you're being crazy but

  • So everyone is talking about how weirded out Solas was by the Dawn Will Come scene but has anyone considered...
  • Lavellan: [doesn't believe in the Maker or Andraste saving her, literally says how she survived Haven on her own]
  • Mother Giselle: Shadows fall and hope has fled
  • Lavellan: Wh - I don't - [looks around] What is she -
  • Leliana: The shepherd's lost
  • Lavellan: Leliana? You too?
  • Random scouts: The dawn will come
  • Lavellan: What
  • Cullen: And the path is dark
  • Lavellan: Is - is this some kind of weird human ritual? You're all from totally different backgrounds and corners of Thedas, how do you all know this song?!
  • Literally everyone from Haven: For one day soon the dawn will come
  • Lavellan: I - Mythal forfend, why am I being surrounded?!
  • Literally everyone from Haven: [bowing and singing]
  • Lavellan: Oh gods is this some kind of sacrificial ritual
  • Lavellan: Roderick just died and no one noticed but Dorian because you're all still singing
  • Lavellan: Does this mean I'm next?!
  • Solas: [walks toward the circle looking very confused]
  • Lavellan: Solas you know more about humans than me
  • Lavellan: Tell me this isn't a blood sacrifice thing
  • Lavellan: Solas
  • Lavellan: Solas help
6

[On being on the show and it’s long running legacy]

It means a great deal to me! I mean, I-I-I wasn’t here from the very beginning but at this point I’ve now been here as long as or–longer then some of the people who were here from the beginning. So, it’s a crazy thing.

I’m okay with being alone, and loneliness doesn’t kill me…. but that doesn’t mean that I don’t miss you.
— 

-And I miss you like fucking crazy.

-m.t.t.

Ghost Adventures Starters
  • "Come fight me in the dark!"
  • "Little kids shouldn't growl!"
  • "Why is it me? Because I'm the one talking all the shit."
  • "I'm sorry. I'm not taunting you, I'm just talking. Talking loudly."
  • "Heights, snakes, and crazy-looking dolls. Those are on my top three 'I-don't-like' list."
  • "I'm serious, if you hear me yelling or something, something bad probably happened. Come quick."
  • "It smells like death in here, what's wrong with you?"
  • "Was this spirit screwing with us?"
  • "You have reached your final destination; Hell."
  • "Did you just touch my thigh?"
  • "OH MY GOD."
  • "Was there a fucking earthquake?"
  • "I heard there's some gnarly entities in here."
  • "Why do you feel the need to scare children?"
  • "Why are you making my stomach feel pain?"
  • "I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to a spirit as a butthead before."
  • "You're kinda weird? So am I."
  • "This right here is where a person would go crazy."
  • "Enough with the double entendres, dude!"
  • *unexplained loud noises*
  • "I don't know what 1-D means."
  • "You wanted us; you got us."
  • "Now I'm really starting to feel like we are in, like, a Dracula movie."
  • "That's not a good thing, honestly."
  • "Quit being a pansy - I think you're a joke!"
  • "I wanna make him so mad he gets the biggest rocks he can find and throws them at our heads."
  • "...She didn't ever castrate anyone, did she?"
  • "So step up!"

anonymous asked:

SMH SNS you're so transparent ๐Ÿ˜‚ I mean "Sakura you deserve someone that respects you" meanwhile you hate her and called her a whore boy crazy.. Why don't you say you just don't want the bitch Sakura to be with Sasuke while Ino,Hinata, and Karin can because even SNS ships SH like lol. Y'all just wanted Sakura to end up alone also you like NS cause you don't like Naruto only Sasuke that's a fact! Stop being hypocrites and saying you cared for Sakura smh, everyone in the fandom hates her SNS

Hey, I was waiting for you to show up in my inbox with some stupid anon hate. Did my words hit a nerve? 

meanwhile you hate her and called her a whore boy crazy

Oh yes, that’s why I have countless debates with various people (even outside of Tumblr), protecting Sakura. I’ve never called Sakura ‘boy crazy’, but, nice try.

Why don’t you say you just don’t want the bitch Sakura to be with Sasuke

Because Sasuke doesn’t love her? Because I know that Sakura is worth more? Because their relationship is unhealthy? Because Sakura could do better? Because Sasuke is unhappy? Because they’re a broken family?

while Ino, Hinata, and Karin can because even SNS ships SH

I only ever said that Sakura should go with Ino. I don’t ship, or even like the idea, of shipping Sakura with either Hinata or Karin. And no one in the SNS fandom ships SH, but, nice try. Again.

Y'all just wanted Sakura to end up alone

1. Stop generalising.
2. If I wanted Sakura to end up alone then why would I make a post where I mention at least 4 people who would be good for Sakura?

also you like NS cause you don’t like Naruto only Sasuke that’s a fact!

I like NaruSaku because I don’t like Naruto? I’m actually worried that you might have taken something before writing this ask.

I like Sasuke, yes. He is my favourite character, yes. But, does that mean I automatically hate the other character? Your logic is pathetic.

And why are you saying ‘it’s a fact’ like you know what’s inside my brain? There’s only so little you can find out about me through Tumblr. Sorry about that.

Stop being hypocrites and saying you cared for Sakura smh, everyone in the fandom hates her SNS

You had fun? Got it off your chest? Good. Now, kindly, fuck off.

I am always so in awe of the outspoken people that I follow. How in the fuck. Teach me.

How the Signs say "I love you"
  • Aries : "You're such an idiot"
  • Taurus : "You're hilarious"
  • Gemini : "I actually like you"
  • Cancer : "You mean so much to me"
  • Leo : "I like being with you"
  • Virgo : "You're such a weirdo"
  • Libra : "You're my favorite kind of person"
  • Scorpio : "I hate you"
  • Sagittarius : "Gosh I could kiss you"
  • Capricorn : "I guess you're ok"
  • Aquarius : "Damn you're almost as crazy as I am"
  • Pisces : "I love you"
the signs as things i never got the chance to say
  • Aries: you were worth all the fight in me.
  • Taurus: I'm proud of you.
  • Gemini: I needed you more than you may ever know.
  • Cancer: the thought of losing you kept me awake at night.
  • Leo: you're the most beautiful being in my eyes.
  • Virgo: you were the only one I could talk to.
  • Libra: when I looked into the future there was always a place for you there.
  • Scorpio: that little smirk you gave me killed me inside; but i tried to keep my cool around you.
  • Sagittarius: I crave to hear you say my name just one last time.
  • Capricorn: don't ever forget how much you mean to me.
  • Aquarius: you drove me crazy but I loved the rush of being in love with you.
  • Pisces: I miss you but I hope you're happier now.
one line prompts
  • drop one (or how ever many you like) in my ask, ans i'll write something around the lines! remember to mention which character from which fandom you'd like it to be about!
  • (NEW ONES ADDED!.)
  • 1. "Don't you see? I'm in love with you."
  • 2. "Let go of me!"
  • 3. "We shouldn't be doing this."
  • 4. "Why should I believe you?"
  • 5. "Oh my god, this is bad."
  • 6. "That's – not possible..."
  • 7. "How did you expect me to react!?"
  • 8. "Well, actually, this is my first time."
  • 9. "I can't sleep."
  • 10. "I hate you."
  • 11. "They're after me."
  • 12. "I'm lost without you."
  • 13. "Tell me you need me."
  • 14. "How could you do this to me?"
  • 15. "We need to talk."
  • 16. "I trusted you!"
  • 17. "Just calm down..."
  • 18. "You're drunk."
  • 19. "I've heard of you."
  • 20. "Looks can be deceiving."
  • 21. "Maybe I like you..."
  • 22. "But I thought you _______ me." (Fill blank in request)
  • 23. "But what about you?"
  • 24. "Nobody needs to know."
  • 25. "You can't do this."
  • 26. "Goodbye."
  • 27. "Whatever."
  • 28. "Am I supposed to be afraid of you?"
  • 29. "I'm flirting with you."
  • 30. "Say it like you mean it."
  • 31. "Stay with me."
  • 32. "Stop being so damn cute."
  • 33. "I drive you crazy? Can't you see what you do to me?"
  • (I'll be updating this list, but this is all for now.)
  • Me: *inevitably tells somebody about one or all of my disorders on sheer impulse*
  • What somebody says: (doubtingly) oh you do..? Well, you don't act like it at all! You seem totally normal to me!
  • What somebody means: My preconceived notions of what this illness should look like prevent me from believing you have a diagnosis because I am accustomed to you frequently inconveniencing and at times incapacitating yourself in an effort to fit MY standard of "normal" and avoid being abandoned or feared by everyone close to you and this is perfectly ok by me as long as you're not acting "crazy" and making me uncomfortable!

                    I’m  just  saying  that …   after  everything ,   it’s  hard  to  imagine  how  it’ll  be  once  we’re  out  of  here .   I’m  not  sure  we  can  even  pretend  we’re  normal  any  more .   it’s  not  like  we  can  forget  it  all .   we  all  know  Beacon  Hills  will  keep  being  crazy  &  we  won’t  be  able  to  just  let  it  go .  as  much  as  the  others  stay  here ,   do  we  really  want  to  put  all  of  this  on  them ?   ”  ||  @ashensolitude

  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • me: okay but why aren't immortalbabs and immortalanex more loved by the fandom??? literaly there are 749 reasons to ship these guys and yes I counted. jakey and aleks wrote songs together and literally started the all mighty missioncraft and generally were fuckin dorks and they'd known each other since they were teens and aleks has mentioned a jake several times an the 7 birches twitter fucking made a post about aleks' birthday and I'm NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING. and don't get me started on aleks and kevin. kevin literally wants to fuck aleks okay, he started a joke in which aleks was his - and jakey's!!! - wife and that wasn't just in missioncraft, he also talked bout marriage at the beginning of skylanders, and kevin fawns over aleks like crazy and basically fuckin proposed to him at a panel in front of an entire crowd of people and and has called aleks cute on several occasions and aleks literally has a h a w k tattooed on his chest and kevins ask.fm was filled to the brim with immortalanex. he fuckin put on a captain's hat when asked if he shipped immortalanex, I swear these ships are canon. just imagine jakey running his hands through aleks' long hair anfd kevin dotting on aleks like a good boyfriend and everyone being fuckin nerds and honestly if you can't see this I think you're crazy. I swear I sold my sold to the satan of shipping ages ago and I now follow the holy book of missioncraft and I've read every possible fanfic I could find and scoured tumblr and really these ships just need more fucking stuff. these are god-level otps and are supported by an entire series where aleks was an interior decorating wife and kevin and jakey were his lacklustre husbands, and what do you mean they are dead???? they aren't fucking dead, immortalanex and immortalbabs will forever live as long as my heart is still beating in my chest, seriously fucking hel these three have ruined my life and my existence and I just cant fucking deal-
  • psychic: what the fuck
Random lyrics sentence starters
  • "Nothing is perfect, but your imperfections are quaint."
  • "Your love is worth it and for that I will wait."
  • "I drive you crazy, but you always return."
  • "Although you love me, sometimes you're mean."
  • "Things can get ugly, but we're still a team."
  • "I'm all yours."
  • "Maybe I'm just being selfish."
  • "I've got your hand, it's us against consensus."
  • "And I will burn the people who hurt you the worst."
  • "I'll protect you 'till the day I'll meet my maker."
  • "Don't fight me now 'cause you might need me later."
  • "I wanna see your eyes."
  • "So why'd you have to go?"
  • "I'm still trying to wake up from this nightmare."
  • "One more night alone I'll go insane."
  • "This is what I live for."
  • "Selfish, taking what I want and call it mine."
  • "I'm head of the class. I'm popular."
  • "Being attractive is the most important thing there is."
  • "I'll never get caught."
  • "Every boy in the whole world could be yours!"
  • "If I stumble, they're gonna eat me alive."
  • "Hard to be soft. Tough to be tender."
  • "If my life is mine, what shouldn't I do?"
  • "I just wanna be your friend."
  • "Is it ever gonna be enough?"
  • "I just wanna be your friend, why you givin' me a hard time?"
  • "I'm sorry for everything I've done."
  • "I can't have you and I'm only gonna do you wrong."
  • "I'm going to mess this up."
  • "From the second that I was born it seems I had a loaded gun, and then I shot a hole through everything I loved."
  • "There's always time to change your mind."
  • "I've got nothing left to live for."
  • "I know your type. You're all the same."
  • "In the beginning you intrigue, but the way you move, it terrifies me."
  • "You remind me of the things that I don't need."
  • "I'm kinda curious. Oh no, you got me already."
  • "We both know that it's over."
  • "You're talking like a stranger, so I don't know what to do."
  • "I'm callous and I'm cruel, to everyone but you."
  • "It's been awhile since I stared at the stars."
  • "You said that you'd always love me."
  • "Well I don't think that it's the end, but I know we can't keep going."
  • "Say what you mean and it turns to a fight."
  • "Chasing your dreams since the violent 5th grade."
  • "Trying to believe in your silent own way."
  • "Cause we'll be okay. I'm not going away."
  • "How many of our parents seem to make it anyway?"
  • "Headed to a red carpet, they won't know my name."
  • "Trying to find a way down the road we don't know."
  • "I'm gonna find my way back to your side."
  • "What if I said I would break your heart?"
  • "I just may be too crazy to love."
  • "Don't you think I was too young too be messed with?"
  • "I should've known."
  • "Maybe it’s me and my blind optimism to blame."
  • "I'll look back in regret how I ignored when they said, 'Run as fast as you can.'"
  • "You are an expert at 'sorry.'"
  • "I’m shining like fireworks over your sad empty town."
  • "Miss you terribly already."
  • "Miss your small hands in the palm of mine."
  • "I hope for your life, you forget about mine."
  • "Please forget me. You were right, dear, I am cold and self-involved."
  • "I'll write my loneliness in poems, if I can just think how to start."
  • "You want your independence, but you won't let me let you go."
  • "You think that you're the sun. The whole world revolves around you."
  • "I would wait a lifetime. I will wait for you."
  • "I don't care. I'm down for what you want."
  • "If we're talking body, you got a perfect one. So put it on me."
  • "Bite me while I taste your fingertips."
  • "You and I don't work out."
  • "We should just end it now before someone gets more hurt than they have to."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew that my heart could love so hard."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew that I liked to be kissed for days."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew I could be broken in so many ways."
  • "I miss you more than I thought I would."
  • "I found love where it wasn't supposed to be, right in front of me."
  • "Talk some sense to me."
  • "I wanna feel your touch."
  • "Pretending is not enough. I wanna feel us together."
  • "Just one last time again."
  • "You are the trouble I'm in."
  • "Puts herself on the front lines with no reward and takes care everyone else before herself."
  • "Thinks he takes her for granted but to her surprise, he needs her more than she needs him."
  • "She's not just another face."
  • "He acts like it's nothing but we all know the truth."
  • "It is about that she acquired someone who knows she's not a fool."
  • "I couldn't decide if you were the most annoying human being I'd ever met or just the best thing that ever happened."
  • "I made up my mind to just go with it."
  • "What's the worst thing that could happen?"
  • "We're not forever you're not the one."
  • "You and I could be the best thing ever."
  • "We're not happily ever after. We don't got what it takes."
  • "I shut the door and I don't look back."
  • "You still got me around your finger."
  • "Please don't fall in love with someone new."
  • "I promise one day I'll come back for you."
  • "You'll never forgive me, though I'm doing this for you."
  • "I'm not ready for you now, please don't hate me."
  • "Well, these days I'm fine - No these days I tend to lie."
  • "I'm sorry, I let you down."
  • "I'm sorry, I bring you down."
  • "Congratulations you are all alone."
  • "Your time will come if you wait for it."
The Princess and the Frog Sentence Meme
  • "There is no way in this whole wide world I would ever, ever, ever I mean never kiss a frog. Yuck!"
  • "I would kiss a frog. I would kiss a hundred frogs if I could marry a prince and be a princess."
  • "A gift this special just gotta be shared."
  • "You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life. It warms them right up and it puts little smiles on their faces."
  • "When I open up my own restaurant, I tell you, people are gonna line up for miles around just to get a taste of my food."
  • "You wish and dream with all your little heart, but you remember that old star can only take you part of the way. You got to help with some hard work of your own."
  • "Congratulations on bein' voted King of the Mardi Gras parade."
  • "My mom always said that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
  • "I'm gonna need about five hundred of your man catchin' beignets."
  • "Tonight my prince is finally coming."
  • "I got to make sure all that hard work means something."
  • "We are going to be late for the masquerede."
  • "For someone who can't see his feet, you're very light on them."
  • "Tarot readings, charms, potions. Dreams made real."
  • "When a woman says later, she really means not ever."
  • "I swear, I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church."
  • "Did you see the way he danced with me? A marriage proposal can't be far behind."
  • "You know I was startin' to think that wishing on stars was just for babies and crazy people."
  • "Aren't you just as pretty as a magnolia in May?"
  • "Seems like only yesterday we were both little girls dreaming our fairy tale dreams."
  • "Look, besides being unbelievably handsome I also happen to come from a fabulously wealthy family."
  • "You know if you are going to let every little thing bother you, its going to be a very long night!"
  • "How do I ever get tangled up in all this voodoo madness?"
  • "Fun fact about voodoo: I can't conjur a thing for myself."
  • "You and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic. Its money."
  • "Your little slip-up will be a minor bump in the road so long as we got the prince's blood in this."
  • "It serves me right for wishing on stars. The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard-work."
  • "Once you two are married, you are gonna keep your promise and get me my restaurant, right?"
  • "The Bayou's the best jazz school in the world. All the greats play the riverboats."
  • "She is the voodoo queen of the Bayou. She got magic and spells."
  • "When you're next in life for the throne, you're poised like a panther, ready to expect the unexpected."
  • "Keep that life flowin' and them lights a glowin'."
  • "I need his heart pumpin'...for now."
  • "Listen here mister, this stick in the mud has had to work two jobs her entire life while you've been sucking on a silver spoon chasing chamber maids around your ivory tower."
  • "When you are living in a castle, everything is done for you."
  • "You sure this is the right blind voodoo lady who lives in a boat in a tree in the bayou?"
  • "You blind to what you need."
  • "I will do whatever it takes to make all your dreams come true because I love you."
  • "All my years, no ones ever done anything like this for me."
  • "Just because you wish for something don't make it true."
  • "My Daddy never did get what he wanted but he had what he needed. He had love, never lost sight of what was really important. And neither will I!"
  • "My dream wouldn't be complete without you in it."
  • "All my life I read about true love and fairy tales and you found it!"
Christina Aguilera {Sentence Starters}
  • "I should have known that I was used for amusement."
  • "Every step I take leads to one mistake."
  • "I'm amazed by all your patience- everything I put you through."
  • "You used to be compassionate."
  • "I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do."
  • "So come on and give me your worst!"
  • "Sometimes I want to call you, but I know you won't be there."
  • "Don't ask me why I'm crying."
  • "I keep going right back to the one thing that I need."
  • "It seems I'll never wake from this nightmare."
  • "You're taking me for granted lately."
  • "I need to get away from you, need to walk away from you."
  • "So, what am I not supposed to have an opinion?"
  • "There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm."
  • "Say something, I'm giving up on you."
  • "Call me whatever 'cause your words don't mean a thing."
  • "I'm thanking you for being there for me."
  • "When my world is going crazy, you can turn it all around."
  • "Thanks for making me a fighter!"
  • "After all you put me through, you'd think I'd despise you."
  • "I tell myself we were bad together, but that's just me trying to move on."
  • "Never saw it coming- all of your backstabbing!"
  • "When I need a friend, you're always on my side."
  • "Are you proud of who I am?"
  • "You couldn't keep your hands to yourself."
  • "But in the end you'll see, you won't stop me!"
  • "You told me how proud you were, but I walked away."
  • "I am terrified to love for the first time."
Letters to people I know with their signs
  • Aries: I remember when we were little I always took care of you and protected you with everything I had. We were always close, even when I was in middle school and I pushed you away you always tried to talk to me. I love you so much, you're my younger brother but you're so smarter than me and I know you won't make the same mistakes I did when I was in high school.
  • Taurus: I hope you make my Libra cousin happy, he's gone through a lot of shit and even though he seems happy, I know he isn't. You're the light to his world so please don't make it don't dark. I'm trusting you with his heart, please make him feel loved.
  • Gemini: I just met you, but I can tell you're interesting and a wonderful person. I can see that your mind focuses too deeply on one thing which makes it hard for you to move on to other endeavors, but I like that about you. I hope you still around so we can be good friends. I think you're amazing
  • Cancer: I love you more than anything. You're my cousin and you and I have always gotten along great, but please don't destroy yourself. You're all the way in california right now, and I just hope you make the right decisions. Please stay wise and humble, I hope i'll see you soon.
  • Leo: I remember the first time I went over to your house, we stood on the balcony while it was raining and we just stayed there and took pictures while it poured. That's when I knew you were cool as hell and you're a rare person to find, you're kind and caring. Even though we won't talk much anymore since you're going away for college, i'll always care about you. Good luck
  • Virgo: I've noticed that you don't talk much but you tend to watch others and take their movements as their words. I admire your intelligence and your ability to analyze each part of the human body as beauty, but please show some love to yourself. You're beautiful as well, you're human too.
  • Libra: We grew up together and i've watched you destroy yourself in relationships. You're the kind of guy that's gives your whole being up to make another person happy, and you're so selfless. I love you, and i'm so glad that the girl you chose now makes you happier than anyone else ever had.
  • Scorpio: Although you broke me and cheated on me, i'd like to thank you for the lessons you've taught me. Thank you for caring about me even though i took it the wrong way, now I realize my mistakes. I hope we can catch up one day, and I hope you're happy with the girl you have now. I wish the best of luck to you and that there's no more negative feelings towards each other.
  • Sagittarius: I know that this is not the end of us. I love you. I finally understand why you came into my life, and why you had to leave, but all I can hope for is your safety. I hope you heal, and maybe one day, in this lifetime or the next, we will be together again. I think about you every night and day. I know you're hurting, but please stay strong. No matter what, even if you and I both move on, i'll always love you.
  • Capricorn: I'm so sorry I hurt you. I was confused and I was going crazy, I didn't mean to break your trust. I never intended to do that to you and just know that if I wasn't going crazy from being laced, I would never have done that. I miss you, but it's too late. I at least hope that in the future, i'll know that you're doing okay.
  • Aquarius: You are wise and like a big brother to everyone you meet. You don't talk about yourself much even though you wear your heart on your sleeve, so I can easily tell you're in pain. I hope you grow the strength to make a change in yourself. I believe in you.
  • Pisces: You destroyed me, but you also made me a better person. I'm thankful for all the pain you've caused me, and the lessons that came with it. Even though it took a long time for me to get over it, I am now stronger than ever. I still think about you, and I just hope you'll be happier. I don't blame you for anything because I know you were in a bad place, maybe we can talk again. I hope we do.
  • Sasuke: *reads letter in his hands* Oi... Sakura, you seen this?
  • Sakura: Huh, what is it, Sasuke-kun?
  • Sasuke: *gives Sakura the paper*
  • Sakura: *reads* ...
  • Sasuke: Well?
  • Sakura: I can't believe this.
  • Sasuke: Aa, me either.
  • Sakura: You're a main character.
  • Sasuke: I know.
  • Sakura: You haven't been in a movie since Bonds.
  • Sasuke: Yes.
  • Sakura: -We- were supposed to have development here.
  • Sasuke: Hn.
  • Sakura: And you only have two freaking minutes of screen time?
  • Sasuke: Hn.
  • Sakura: Then you don't even show up at Naruto's wedding.
  • Sasuke: ... Hn.
  • Sakura: ... Why am I not even surprised.
  • Sasuke: ?
  • Sakura: SP always does this you--to us. They treat us like dirt. *tosses paper*
  • Sasuke: ... Yeah.
  • Sakura: Hm... why don't we get a movie? I mean, I would have been -fine- if we had a few minutes together, like maybe some crazy eyesmex or something.
  • Sasuke: ... And me being relevant?
  • Sakura: YES!
  • Sasuke: Uh huh.
  • Sakura: I mean, we're all members of team 7 aren't we--
  • Naruto: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE SCRIPT!?
  • Sasuke & Sakura: Yes, dobe/Naruto.
  • Naruto: TEME HAS NO SCREEN TIME.
  • Sasuke: We know.
  • Sakura: Seriously, Naruto?
  • Naruto: IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE! HE CAN NO LONGER TALK-NO-JUTSU HIMSELF!
  • Sasuke: ... You're not going to let that one go, are you?
  • Sakura: He isn't. It's Naruto we're talking about.
  • Naruto: Though... I'm pissed that they didn't have you at my wedding. I guess you're going to elope with Sakura privately now?
  • Sasuke: ... Ah.
  • Sakura and Naruto: ?
  • Sasuke: N--Nothing.
  • Sakura: Sasuke-kun... did you just imply--
  • Sasuke: No.
  • Sakura: Sasuke-kun--?
  • Sasuke: Be quiet.
  • Naruto: *blushes* I feel like I'm interrupting something. *grins at Sasuke* So... you're planning on eloping with Sakura?
  • Sasuke: ... No.
  • Naruto: Then why are you blushing?
  • Sasuke: I'm... not. I'm sick.
  • Sakura: Sasuke-k--
  • Sasuke: *growls* Fuck off, dobe.
  • Naruto: Why? What'd I do wrong'ttbayo?
  • Sasuke: We were talking about my lack of screen time. More important than your apparent happiness about--
  • Sakura: Sasuke-kun... am I still the stronger one compared to Hinata-chan?
  • Sasuke: ?
  • Sakura: She's gotten real strong in the movie, it seems.
  • Sasuke: Sakura--
  • Naruto: ... I think you're both strong. Like, in different ways.
  • Sakura: *smiles at Naruto* Thanks.
  • Sasuke: *glares at Naruto* Tch.
  • Naruto: Well... I hope you two get your own movie... I mean you guys deserve it. Like... Sasuke... you need to tell the girl how you feel, poking her in the forehead--she doesn't know what that means.
  • Sasuke: S--Shut up, dobe.
  • Naruto: ...
  • Sakura: Though... I'm happy you're in love with someone, Naruto. Like... that's amazing.
  • Naruto: It's... nice... It's a nice feeling, dattebayo.
  • Sakura: *smiles gently* I know.
  • Sasuke: ... Tch.
  • Sakura: *glances at Sasuke* Though... I'm annoyed your wingman can't see it.
  • Naruto: Though, I'm loving the idea that Sasuke won't try--keyword is try'ttbayo--steal the spotlight from me, it's kinda annoying that we can't work together as team 7.
  • Sasuke: Someone has to stick behind and stop the moon from falling down.
  • Naruto: Betcha you'd be the one going if it was Sakura in Hinata's place.
  • Sasuke: ... I wouldn't let Sakura get to that point.
  • Sakura: ?
  • Sasuke: Tch... yeah, alright, I'm not happy about the movie. Whatever. I wish I had some moments with future waifu.
  • Sakura: F--Future--
  • Naruto: Didn't you know, Sakura-chan?
  • Sakura: ... You two...
  • Sasuke: Heh.
STARTERS;; malcolm in the middle
  • "You wanna know what the best thing about childhood is? At some point, it stops."
  • "You're a teenager, for god's sake, what do you have to be stressed about?"
  • "Seriously, all you do is bitch."
  • "I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation."
  • "I didn't come to work because somehow I felt that eight hours of joyless, mind-numbing crap just didn't seem like fun."
  • "I expect nothing and I'm still let down."
  • "I mixed blue and yellow and got... BLELLOW!"
  • "They thought Einstein was crazy. Until he started kicking ass."
  • "If I want to be humiliated, I can take a math test."
  • "You made fun of me when I bought this mesh underwear. Who looks like an idiot now?"
  • "Fate is just what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over."
  • "Once again, I have to be embarrassed for the both of us."
  • "I could be a super-villain and not even know it."
  • "I've been jealous of girls and purses. You know, we men have to shove our whole lives in a little square and then sit on it."
  • "Your boss is an idiot, your coworkers are incompetent and you are underappreciated. Welcome to the working world."
  • "Someday, when you're unemployed and you have no place to live, you can come stay at my castle."
  • "I am destined to be the most miserable person on earth."
  • "If I was a woman, I'd be a slut."
  • "So, what kind of socks are you wearing?"
  • "I'm going crazy here. I mean, look at me, I'm reading a book."
  • "Why does everything have to be a group suicide with you?"
  • "I'll get up when the world stops being a cruel joke."

anonymous asked:

So I have something I wanna ask because you're crazy insightful towards characters but I have been reading and re-reading PJO and HOO and Annabeth is always talked about being able to read people well. But I've not seen it? She's smart and amazing and I love her to pieces but I've not seen her being especially more insightful that others? Once she's been told something she seems to be able to approach them better and handle it better, but not just a general reading? Am I wrong?

Just because Annabeth thinks she can read people well doesn’t mean she can read people well (fatal flaw: hubris, remember ;)?). She’s fairly good at reading body language, knowing when someone’s suspicious or hiding something, but she gets people pretty wrong sometimes. I’ve already mentioned how she misreads the intentions/motivations of Luke, Nico, and Reyna, multiple times. There’re probably many more strikes on her record, but I’d need to reread with more attention paid to her POV. That girl is smart about a lot of things, but I don’t count people as one of them. 

Mass Effect {Sentence Starters}
  • "You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."
  • "I may be drunk, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober."
  • "You think I'm crazy, don't you?"
  • "Why is it whenever someone says 'with all due respect', they really mean 'kiss my ass'?"
  • "What is it about you that makes people think we enjoy being in harm's way?"
  • "In case you hadn't noticed, this whole place is falling apart!"
  • "Surrender. Or don't. That would be more fun."
  • "Just because I like you doesn't mean I won't kill you."
  • "I thought you were a hero! Hero's don't do things like this!"
  • "Please tell me you didn't hear that."
  • "The lines between friend and foe are getting a little blurry from where I stand."
  • "All this time, and that's all I get from you?"