i mean we literally do not talk about anything else

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Andreil meet when they get dragged into a bar fight and somehow end up in jail together 😇

When it comes to fight or flight, Neil has spent almost all of his life picking the latter. Except on an exy court, but even there, if he can get away from someone without getting hit, that is definitely the option he’s going with.

Which is why when he finds himself getting dragged away from a brawl, cuffed, tossed in the back of a police car, and driven to jail, it feels a little bit surreal.

He doesn’t even drink. He was at the club in the first place because Matt turned twenty-six at midnight and wanted to celebrate at a night out with all his friends. Most of them were drunk. Neil was not.

So he doesn’t have that as an excuse.

Still: his causes were noble, even if his actions weren’t. And his personal moral philosophy has always been strictly on the side of “ends justify the means,” especially if the ends are keeping his drunk best friend from getting robbed on the floor of a nightclub by a couple of guys twice Neil’s size.

Matt is pretty good in a fight most of the time, but drunk and concussed, he’s not much help. Neil took on all three of the guys on his own anyway—his job being, after all, at least partially just fighting people—and was about to lose very badly when a stranger joined in.

Neil didn’t expect the stranger to be on his side. The stranger was.

And now they’re in the back of a cop car together.

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VIXX scenarios: Their s/o’s family asks them about children

I still have three requests to complete but I’m lacking inspiration to write them. I’m sorry that it’s taking me so long, I swear I’m working on them everyday! Meanwhile my mind gave me a different idea so here you have my babies from VIXX!

Originally posted by seokjins-wings

Cha Hakyeon/N

 You were sitting by the table in your family’s house bravely bearing with your relatives’ curious glances. You had every reason to be fine, but you felt for Hakyeon who was trying his best to make a great impression. You thought he was perfect: polite, kind and so full of warmth that nobody could stop smiling at him. Maybe that’s why everyone thought of him as the right one for you.

 Hakyeon kept his hand on your lap, gripping your hands. It was as if he needed constant affirmation that you were there and he wasn’t going to be abandoned anytime soon. He answered numerous questions about his family, work, personal favorites. All of them light and easy. So when they dropped the bomb, Hakyeon almost didn’t believe that they did.

“When can we expect you to start family on your own?”

 You exchanged surprised glances and looked at the relative that spoke up. You already had had the conversation about the possible future together as your relationship was a serious one. Still, it hadn’t prepared you for the question from your family.

“Isn’t it a bit early?” He asked in a high voice.

“Early? How long have you two been together?’

“Two years…”

“Is that early to you?”

“Hey.” You warned the relative, sounding much rougher than you intended. So you softened your tone before continuing. “Don’t worry about it. We’ve talked about starting a family together. We’ll once we’re ready.”

 Hakyeon nodded in agreement, swallowing saliva that agglomerated in his mouth. He felt as much uncomfortable as you did.

“Well, if you talked about it then I shouldn’t have any objections. I’m asking out of pure concern.”

“We know that and we appreciate the care.” Hakyeon assured. He started handling your family better than you expected.

 After that he skillfully steered the conversation away from the two of you, leaving impression of curiosity in your relatives’ lives. You admired him for a longer while before joining the talk.

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Jung Taekwoon/Leo

 Although the beginning was a bit uneven between Taekwoon and your family, they considerably quickly warmed up to him. It was always the same with everyone. People felt intimidated by Taekwoon’s appearance meanwhile in reality he was one of the kindest people you knew. That’s why you made a big mistake.

 Meanwhile counting down the reasons why he was such a sweetheart, you mentioned children as his weak spot. That instantly made you relatives sit straight. They glanced curiously between the two of you, some of them stopping their eyes at your hand resting on Taekwoon’s knee.

“That reminds me…” Started one of them. “Have you already talked about starting a family?”

 Your eyes almost fell out in shock. You refused to look at Taekwoon, your body tensing and shifting on the chair. It suddenly became uncomfortable. To think that they would ask something like that while only knowing him for a few hours.

“Please…” You gestured meaningfully.

“What? Isn’t your age perfect to get married? You shouldn’t wait any longer!”

“It’s really not…” Desperate, you tried to reason with them. You felt embarrassed.

“What about you Taekwoon? Don’t you want to start a family?”

 Your boyfriend tightened his hold on your side, never letting his eyes wander to yours. They were full of determination and dignity.

“I do, but I don’t want to rush (y/n). We can take our time. It takes two people to form a family.” When he finished, he looked you in the eye with pure adoration. His gaze was so intense that you dropped yours, even more shy if that’s possible.

 Your relatives all awed at that interaction, touched by Taekwoon’s considerable nature and affection towards you. There was no other option than for him to become their favorite additional family member. 

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Star Trek: DS9 Notes - S6, Vol. 2

What’s that? It’s the Wartime Miniseries PART 2!

We’re at the Deep Space 9
We’re at the Terok Nor
We’re at the coommmbination Deep Space 9 and Terok Nor

[dance breakdown]

6x04 ‘Behind the Lines’
- Nog has managed to produce BRANDY from somewhere, because “I may be a cadet, but I’m still a Ferengi.” Nog is that dude in The Great Escape who can always get you stuff, isn’t he.
- THE DEFIANT CREW HAS A CEREMONY FOR WHEN THEY USE UP A POWER CELL. Chief O’Brien PRESENTS IT to Captain Sisko, who then GIVES A ROUSING SPEECH with CALL-AND-RESPONSE ELEMENTS. do you know how much I love call-and-response??? it’s a whole personal story, having to do with Moby-Dick and my high school English teacher, and, in retrospect, the fact that he was the one who used to be a Captain in the Marine Corps…. anyway, can attest that call-and-response is a guaranteed way to create strong group bonding AND startle awful vice principals your enemies. y’know looking back, that my English teacher was seen by the administration as a defiant Romantic revolutionary with a worrisome student army is also making a lot of sense….
- me last time: “what strange new rhythms will you all have fallen into out here”
  Ben to his Admiral right now: “It’s just a little ritual we fell into”

mmmm Kira providing this diegetic VO of what’s going through this Cardassian’s head at the bar while she and Rom look down on him from the second level, GOOD STUFF

- Kira: “How did you get ahold of Damar’s pad anyway?”
  Rom: “I’m good with my hands.”
  high oh.
- I think that Jem’Hadar just broke a Cardassian’s back over his knee? what kinda fight choreography can you guys afford these days!
- Weyoun, through a grin: “Our men need to see that we’re still allies. Smile.”

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The Perfect Family//Part 9

A/N: I have made a lot of google searches about pregnancies for this series, anyways yeah I started writing and I didn’t like it so I hope this is better!

Originally posted by heroofretribution

For the next couple of days there was a weird silence between you and Spencer, you we’re still hung up on what JJ had said at the dinner party. Spencer had noticed the change in your behavior but he brushed off as just another pregnancy mood swing. 

Spencer sat beside you on the couch putting his arm around you, he was about to open his book when he noticed what was on your computer screen. “Baby cribs?” he said with a smile on his face. 

Everything that revolved around the babies excited him, and usually that made you happy but you today it just felt annoying. “Yup” you said as you continued to look at the website. 

“JJ asked me the other day where we would be staying since there obviously ins’t enough room in my apartment for three more people” 

“Why would she ask that?” you said too concentrated on the website. 

“I think she just wanted to know if we we’re moving in?” You could hear in Spencer’s voice that he was suddenly nervous. 

The living situations had never crossed your mind, Spencer spent a lot of time over at your place so much that you felt like he lived with you. But you had never talked about, just like you’d never talked about being in a relationship, or how you we’re going to raise two kids. Suddenly it hit you, and it felt like you knew nothing about him. 

What did you even agree on when it came to raising these two kids? Before it was so simple, so black and white, literally laid out on paper. But now there was so much gray, so many lines you we’re sure if you we’re crossing or not. You barely agreed on names what if you didn’t agree on anything? 

“I don’t know about that?” you said closing your laptop and placing it on the coffee table in front of you. Spencer was confused, “What do you mean? How else am I suppose to be there?” 

“I don’t know, we never talked about this Spencer, we never talked about anything. I mean seriously, we never even talked about being together. It just happened” you we’re talking so fast the words just continued to spill from your mouth, “I mean are we even together because we never made that clear?” 

“I thought things just happened because they felt right, I never wanted to question them. I thought you felt the same?” Spencer began to pull away from you, you could see it in his eyes just how much your words had hurt him. 

“I don’t know, I just don’t know. How is this even suppose to work? Before it just seemed so easy everything made sense when I didn’t have to include you in it” As soon as you said it you realized just how cruel the words sounded. 

“So you don’t want me to be involved? Would you prefer if we just went back to how it was when I signed that piece of paper? Is that what you’re saying?” 

Looking into his eyes you realized quickly just how hard your words had hit him, this was never what you wanted you didn’t want to hurt him, he didn’t deserve it. “No. I’m sorry. I just feel like there’s a lot to go over, and what if we can’t figure it all out it’s not we get an extension on this. Two lives are depending on all of our choices.” 

“So let’s talk about it, but first theres something I have to finally ask?” you shook your head curious as to what he had to ask, “Will you be my girlfriend?” 

“Took you long enough” you said with a big smile. 


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Figuring Out Poly

(@smudgedtoon gave me the idea of ‘How about the troubles of being poly especially if its new ground’ So I wrote this.)

Relationships were a weird thing for gems.

Back on homeworld they weren’t really a thing. They happened sometimes, sure. But it would be rather subdued because frankly they would just get in the way of work.

And ever since the whole Garnet… thing thousands of years ago, different gem relationships were really frowned upon. You either had to prove you would never ever fuse, or just break up.

With that said, a gem poly relationship was just unheard of.

But that’s what Amethyst had told Peridot and Lapis. It was human thing, and Peridot insisting on not being able to choose between the two of them almost exploded when excitement when she realized there was a possibility of being able to have both.

Lapis and Amethyst were unsure, but really how in the stars do you say no to Peridot when she was being adorable and happy.

When they told Steven, he was excited. But hearing Lapis and Amethyst made him worry. It seemed more that they both were just in this for Peridot and weren’t very comfortable together.

Despite both of them insisting they were fine, Steven wouldn’t hear it.

“Guys. The whole point of a relationship is to be happy with the person, or people, you’re with. It’s not just about what makes Peridot happy. It’s about what makes all of you happy.”

Lapis sighed “But not doing this forces Peridot to choose. And she doesn’t want to do that. So that’ll make her and the gem she doesn’t choose unhappy.”

“Yeah.” Amethyst added “And if we don’t have any relationships, all of us will be unhappy.”

“And Amethyst and I have learned to…” The blue gem thought for a moment “Tolerate each other enough to not totally hate the situation. Given the circumstances, this is the best case scenario.”

“AND if we just place Peridot in the middle, we can pretend the other’s not there.”

“But you guys ARE there.”

Amethyst placed a hand on Steven’s shoulder “Look buddy. It’s nice of you to care and junk, but there really just isn’t a better way.”

“What if… You don’t just ‘tolerate’ each other. It seems you really only hang out when Peridot is around. What if you got some time to talk together alone. Try and become friends.”

“Steven…” Lapis wringed her hands together “I don’t know if that’ll work. We’re both really different from one another.”

“Well, um… You both like Peridot. And you both like me. And you both like jokes. And you both like Earth.”

“And you’re both high class gems.”

Hearing Peridot’s voice made the other three almost jump out of their skin. When she really got into her tablet, she could practically disappear.

“Well, class doesn’t really matter on Earth.” Amethyst flopped on the couch “Besides, I’m small.”

“Sure. But it’s still apart of you two. Even if it doesn’t matter to you anymore. And even if you are small.”

“See? You already have a ton in common. And I’m sure there’s more. If you just got to know each other better.”

“Fine.” Lapis unfolded her arms “I’m sure we can at least not wring each other’s necks for a couple of hours.”

All three looked at Amethyst. Two hopeful and one uncaring. “Yeah. What’s the worst that can happen?”

“Good.” Steven grabbed Peridot’s hand. “I can help Peridot with her powers to give you some privacy.” And with that, they were gone.

“So. What are we supposed to do?” The shorter of the two asked while the taller took a seat next to her.

“I’m not sure.”

“Well, how do you and Peridot get so close? You were able to go from hatred to head over heels for her. Obviously, something went right.”

“I’m not head over-“ Lapis was shut up by Amethyst lifting an eyebrow teasingly “Ok. Maybe a little.” She shrugged “I started warming up to her after the baseball thing. And then that whole thing with Jasper happened. I just really needed someone by my side. And she was there. Right by my side.” She glanced over at Amethyst “What about you?”

“What about me?”

“Well, you went from always trying to prevent her plans to being head over heels. What happened?”

“I know she’s told you about the drill. That just like gave us some time to get to know one another. Show her the beauty of Earth. Have her become a crystal gem. All that junk.” She shrugged. “One day I realized I didn’t see her as a friend anymore and started crushing pretty hard.”

Lapis eyes went wide as she scooted away from Amethyst “Crushing?!”

“Oh! No. It is so not what you think. A crush is a human thing where you like someone, but don’t know if they like you back.”

“Oh.” Lapis hand rested on her chest “Thank stars.”

“Yeah. Don’t worry. I won’t shatter her or anything.”

“I didn’t think so. I just…” Lapis slightly laughed in relief. “You scared me.”

Amethyst chuckled “Well I am pretty strong.” She flexed, which got one of the biggest eye rolls from Lapis.

“So.” Lapis was uneasy to break the calm state they had. The teasing friend-like state. But there was something that needed to said “We both have something else in common.”

“Yeah? What’s that?”


“I never fused with her.”

“Well yeah, but she still got to you. Trust me, when I saw you before you three went off to go fight her… I just. I recognized myself in you.”

“Heh. It was almost like we switched places.”

Lapis laughed slightly “Seriously.”

“Ya’ know. She’s not all bad. She just… Had different views on Earth and junk. She just wanted revenge. Which to be honest I can’t go around bashing on her for that considering how I’ve been lately.”

Lapis watched her hand as she ran her finger over her thumb “I guess so.”

Amethyst placed a hand on Lapis’s arm “Not saying she didn’t do bad junk. I don’t expect you to forgive her.”

“Well, Malachite was my fault too.” Lapis heaved a heavy sigh a slumped back against the couch “And now she’s trapped in a bubble. Good. She needs the break. At least she won’t be conscious to know she’s trapped.”

“Is that the opposite of what the mirror was like?” Amethyst cursed herself for asking the minute the question came out. “I mean…”

“No. It’s fine.” She pressed on her different body parts to keep her in the knowledge that she wasn’t trapped anymore. “And yeah. I constantly knew what was happening and going on but could never do anything about it.”

“I’m sorry. We knew there was a gem in there. We just never figured… We never thought… We didn’t know what to do.” Amethyst looked down, guilty. “So we just used you for your purpose.”

Lapis shut her eyes “Can we talk about literally anything else?”

“Right. Sorry.”

“It’s fine. I’ve learned telling the most personal stuff can really bring you closer to someone.” She opened her eyes and sat up straight again. “Just, I need to keep it in small doses.”

“Yeah. I get it.”

“What about you? Anything you hate about your life.”

Amethyst shrugged “I’m small I guess. My existence is what started the war. Well, not me personally. But my kindergarten. I’m trying to get over it. And I think I pretty much am. But…”

“Every once in a while, it hits you like a ton of bricks?”



There was a short pause.



“Do you think that we may be too much for Peridot?”

Lapis lifted an eyebrow “What do you mean?”

“Like, we both seem to be recovering from some pretty hard stuff. I know she wants to help. But can she really handle both of our burdens? Can she even handle one of our burdens?”

Lapis thought for a bit. “Well, she doesn’t have to be here now. And we’re both pretty heavy at the moment. Maybe one of us can help her help the other and vice versa. And she doesn’t always have to be around.”

Amethyst nodded, letting it sink in. “And she’s great at helping us. Lord knows what she’s done to help us. But, sometimes the best person to heal is someone who’s been hurt too. Just to have someone to relate to.”

“So. What does this make us?”

“I think we can both date Peridot. And date each other. Like, we might like Peridot more than one another. But this feels more than toleration for Peridot’s sake. Like we can actually be around each other alone without it being awkward.”

“Just like Steven wanted.” Lapis chuckled at the realization of how right the boy always seemed to be.

Amethyst slightly chuckled too “Yeah. Hey, do you wanna kiss? Just to feel what it’s like. Peridot seems to like kissing both of us.”

Lapis shrugged “Sure. Why not?” She turned her body to face the purple gem and they both leaned in for a sweet and gentle kiss. Both pulling away with a feeling of ‘That didn’t suck too much. We could do that sometimes.’

“Well, this should make Steven and Peridot happy.” Amethyst stood up and reached her hand down to help Lapis up, who gladly accepted.

“It better. It got too deep in here not to.”

With that, they joined the other two outside.

Shawn Mendes Imagine

“Time and distance don’t mean anything
when I know we will embrace and hold each other
again… one day… someday…”


“I love you (Y/N), you know that right?” My boyfriend Shawn said to me, I slowly nodded whilst looking at my laptop screen, his eyes were already red and sleepy, well we have been skyping for over 4 hours now “I know, and I love you more, babe we should get to sleep, I can’t wait to finally see you in 2 days” I told him with a lot of excitement in my voice, he chuckled a bit and nodded “I can’t wait to finally hold you in my arms, sleep well beautiful” he spoke gently and I blew him a kiss and gave him a little wave before shutting my laptop.
Okay so let me tell you this from the beginning;

It all started when me and my friend Lexi were fooling around on YouTube, and we happen to stumble upon this video of a guy singing, so we thought why not and I clicked on it, suddenly this guy appears holding a guitar and he introduced himself as Shawn Mendes and started to sing A Drop In The Ocean by Ron Pope, something immediately made me fall for him, his voice was perfection and I was mesmerized by it.

When the video ended I posted a comment saying ‘Wow, you’re amazing :)’ I never thought he would actually reply but minutes later he did! He replied with ‘thank you so much, beautiful’ I was literally screaming, I mean I fell hard for this guy who I don’t know anything about just his name, I didn’t know what else to say so I just replied with ‘You’re welcome’, again after moments he said ‘do you have a twitter?’ And I replied ‘yeah I do, its @(Y/T/N) {your twitter name}’ I quickly checked my phone and he followed me and I immediately followed back, he dm’ed me his phone number and said we should talk. And we did.

We started talking daily and after a month we started skyping every single day, we came really really close and I fell harder and harder everyday. We went from being strangers, to friends then best friends, even though I’ve known him for a couple of months we were comfortable enough around eachother to tell our secrets and mostly everything. One day I got this really long text message from Shawn declaring his love for me and saying that we should maybe get together after I read the whole thing he called and I confessed that I actually liked him ever since I saw his video, we laughed for a slight moment before him asking me to be his girlfriend and screamed yes! Literally.
~2 days later~

I smiled looking myself in the mirror, today was the day that Shawn was coming to see me, I was happy and at the same time so nervous, my stomach was doing flips and I felt like my heart was going to drop down ” (Y/N)! Come on we have to go!” Lexi yelled from downstairs and I quickly grabbed my phone and ran down “Bye mom” I yelled and walked out of the house going to Lexi’s car, I smiled and got in and waited till she got in and started the car “You exited?” She asked me whilst pulling out of the driveway and drove towards the airport “more than exited, I’m finally going to meet my baby” I cooed and heard Lexi giggle and made an ‘awwwwwwwww’ sound.

The drive to the airport was fast, surprisingly and Shawn’s plane just landed, so we were there just in time, Lexi of course wanted to film our first meeting and I told her she could. I walked inside and made my way through the people, I made a left turn and I saw Shawn dragging his suitcase behind him, I squealed and ran as fast as I can to him, he saw me and had this huge smile on his lips.

I jumped on him and wrapped my legs around his waist and he caught me and hugged me tightly,

I am seriously the happiest girl right now, I burried my face into his neck, we said nothing to each other for a while but I broke the silence ” I’m so glad you’re here” I told him and kissed his cheek, he made me lift my head up so I can see his face and he smiled “I’m glad I’m here with you” he spoke and leaned in placing his lips onto of mine, I kissed him back gently whilst cupping his cheeks.

We had our first kiss…

Translation for dummies

Orihime: I remember saving Rukia, when everyone was here, including Ishida. *sadface* I wonder if Ishida will ever be with us again.
Ichigo: Yes Orihime, we’re all hurt and want Ishida back. But deep down, everybody already decided that we’re going to get Ishida back no matter what, right?
Orihme: *Smile*

See the words everybody and Ishida? So what do you think the conversation is about? Ichigo and Orihime sailing to canon grounds? Hardly. Orihime is sad because she misses Ishida. Ichigo is also sad because he misses Ishida. Ichigo makes a promise to bring Ishida back. Orihime is happy because they’re getting Ishida back. So are we clear on the fact that the conversation is about Ishida?
So tell me how is this an Ichihime moment?

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This is like the most canon Ishihime moment we got this far. Seems like Orihime started developing some feelings for Ishida? BUTWAITNO THIS IS ICHIHIME!!! Because Ichigo is actually talking to Orihime for a change? That’s your reason? OH LOL. I get it now. Sure. Totally Ichihime. So let’s just be clear on this-

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SAME SITUATION GUISE! HE TURNED HIS HEAD AWAY (because he blushing ofc) and talked to Ulquiorra (about saving Rukia whocaresright) OMFG CANON!!! 
I actually wouldn’t be surprised if Ichihime fans used this shit to debunk IR but whatever.
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Oh wow, again, the head thing?! This one’s Ichiruki guise!! We’re not out of the game yet it seems!!

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More blushing~!!!!

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It’s like these kids never read a damn manga. The “turning away thing” is like the most common thing in shounen manga. In Bleach? You can see this shit literally EVERYWHERE. And it doesn’t mean anything, it’s the way a manga works. I think what these Origos imagine when reading the chapter is this-

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Now this is “turning away because he’s embarrassed” and here, they’re actually talking to AND about each other, not a third person the whole damn arc is about. 
They’re making a big deal about two characters talking  about someone else. Like lol, if we did that, then the whole manga would basically be ~totally IR canon. I wonder what they would do if they had actual romantic interaction like this for example: 
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Who knows right? Nobody, because things like this never happen with Ichihime. All they get is Ichigo and Orihime talking about Ishida. Kubo surely knows his job, because Origos shit their pants every time Ichigo and Orihime are in the same world lol. He also knows we don’t buy that shit, that’s why IchiRuki gets actual moments. 

So let’s just lol away, and let them have their 5 minutes of pulling things out of their ass, shall we?
And while they’re busy dreaming, we’ll enjoy the canon Ishihime moment.

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  • What it means: I can see literally nobody talking about this here and not even in my country , can we spread the information and make the internet global for everyone?