i mean she is there

Remember when social media made fun of Taylor for promoting Bad Blood like crazy and still having Adele get more views in 24 hours without promotion, then she dropped LWYMMD with literally no promotion and it broke the record for the most views on a video in the entirety of YouTube in 24 hours lmao y'all thought

This is Penelope, the opossum at the zoo where I work l, sitting in her “weight bucket” so we can keep track of how much she weighs. She is a very good girl.

That is all. I hope this beautiful opossum made your day a little better.

is anyone pointing out that Damien and Mary are not just close friends, but almost certainly siblings? Look at them

same eye colour (without Damiens contacts), same skin tone, basically same eyebrows, very similar nose and face shape. Either or both of their hair could easily be dyed (EDIT: It is confirmed Mary dyes her hair in the Robert route). Mary calls him her special boy and says she has a vested interest in his wellbeing! She’s his sister for sure, possibly even his twin?

Anyway that’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

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On the note of ugly Good Omens covers, I present to you: the Japanese edition of Good Omens, featuring our beloved characters, octopus and lobster.

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Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs of flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals.

To whoever made the prompt list:

Fight me in the WalMart parking lot at 12:30 this is so sad and also making this comic sucked out my remaining will to live