i mean no big surprise there but still

101 fluffy prompts
  • 001: "You're really soft."
  • 002: "You smell nice."
  • 003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."
  • 004: "Is it possible to love too much?"
  • 005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."
  • 006: "I will always be there protect you."
  • 007: "I'm cold. Come closer."
  • 008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”
  • 009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."
  • 010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."
  • 011: "May I have this dance?"
  • 012: "I can't stop thinking about you."
  • 013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."
  • 014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."
  • 015: "All I want is you."
  • 016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"
  • 017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."
  • 018: "I want to hear you sing."
  • 019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."
  • 020: "You look incredible in that."
  • 021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"
  • 022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."
  • 023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"
  • 024: "I think I'm in love."
  • 025: "I’d like it if you stayed.
  • 026: "People are jerks, but not you."
  • 027: "I'll share the blankets with you."
  • 028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."
  • 029: "I want this to never end..."
  • 030: "Can I kiss you?"
  • 031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."
  • 032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."
  • 033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"
  • 034: "You can put your cold feet on me."
  • 035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."
  • 036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."
  • 037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."
  • 038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."
  • 039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."
  • 040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."
  • 041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."
  • 042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"
  • 043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."
  • 045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."
  • 046: "I caught the bouquet"
  • 047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."
  • 048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"
  • 049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."
  • 050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."
  • 051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "
  • 052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."
  • 053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "
  • 054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "
  • 055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."
  • 056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."
  • 057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"
  • 058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "
  • 059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."
  • 060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"
  • 061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."
  • 062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”
  • 063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"
  • 064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."
  • 065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"
  • 066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."
  • 067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"
  • 068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."
  • 069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"
  • 070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."
  • 071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."
  • 072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "
  • 073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "
  • 074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"
  • 075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."
  • 076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."
  • 077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."
  • 078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"
  • 079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."
  • 080: "Did you feel that?"
  • 081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "
  • 083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "
  • 084: "I think you might be pregnant.”
  • 085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."
  • 086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."
  • 087: "Sh…they’re asleep."
  • 088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."
  • 089: "Mondays are your diaper days."
  • 090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."
  • 091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."
  • 092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."
  • 093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."
  • 094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"
  • 095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."
  • 096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"
  • 097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"
  • 098: "I think we should have another."
  • 099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"
  • 100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."
  • 101: "…They just grow up so fast."

Two weeks. They had only been together for two weeks before people had found out.

 Draco paused before the entrance to the Great Hall and pressed his forehead against the cool stone wall. He could do this. So everyone knew that he was dating Harry Potter. So what? He had ignored the sneers when he had returned to Hogwarts for his 8th year, he had suffered through the occasional hex and had pointedly ignored any waspish comments that had floated his way. Somehow, he had endured all of this with his chin up and a disinterested look on his face.

He straightened determinedly, took a deep breath and walked in. Keeping his eyes on the wall above the Slytherin table, he still couldn’t miss how the noise of people chattering tapered off. Undeterred, he marched on. Pansy and Blaise, who had their heads close together in conversation, looked up. They glanced quickly at one another and then slid apart making space for Draco. He didn’t let the relief show on his face. Pansy was smart enough to wait until he was settled in and had filled his plate before asking, “Really, Draco? You didn’t think to tell us before we found out from a shrieking Weasley?”

Draco huffed out a sigh. “Of course I did. When we were ready you were the first people I was going to tell. It’s not my fault Weasley and Granger had the same idea we did and happened upon our broom closet.”

After giving him a searching look Pansy nodded, satisfied. She leaned in and whispered, “Tell us how it happened.”

Sneering, Draco was about to tell her to mind her own business when a hand fell on the back of his neck. He turned and found himself mouth to mouth with Harry. Whistles and cheers, and a few other less pleasant sounds, rose from around them. Panic rose thickly up his throat. He used both hands to shove Harry off of him. “What are you doing, Potter?” he whispered harshly.

Harry was looking rather taken aback and more than a little confused. He glanced at the surrounding Slytherins who were all watching with interest. Clearing his throat he answered, “I came to say good morning. I thought that since everyone knows..” He trailed off. The uncertainty in his bright green eyes made Draco uneasy, but he couldn’t ignore the panic he felt or the blush blooming on his cheeks.

“So because they know we are seeing each other it’s alright for you to maul me in front of everyone?” Draco asked.

A hint of amusement lit in Harry’s eyes. “Maul? Really, Draco. By now you should be able to tell the difference between a chaste kiss and when I’m trying to maul you.”

There were snickers around the table and a delighted laugh from Pansy. She moved over and patted the seat between her and Draco. “Potter, please do sit and tell us more.”

Draco made a choking noise. “I think that’s rather too much already. Potter, why are you sitting down?”

Harry reached for some toast and buttered it. “I’m having breakfast with my boyfriend.” He looked around at the many Slytherins still staring at him. He tilted his head to the side and added, “And all of Slytherin apparently.” More snickers.

This was too much. Far too much. And when Harry extended his hand for Draco to take a bite of his toast, he couldn’t believe it. He looked down at the toast and up at Harry again. Harry raised an eyebrow. “I am not eating toast from your hand, Potter!” Draco sneered.

Harry sighed, put the toast down and turned to face him. “What’s wrong?”

Draco huffed and looked down at his untouched plate. “Nothing.”

“Are you sure? Is it because I mentioned mauling and didn’t follow through? Because tonight-”

Horrified, Draco could do nothing but cover his eyes with a hand and weakly say, “Harry..”

Which, thankfully, was enough to shut him up.

With a sigh, Pansy offered. “Purebloods aren’t very affectionate in public, Potter. Or possibly at all, I really couldn’t say for sure since I don’t think I have even seen my parents kiss.”

There was a drawn out silence and Draco couldn’t take it anymore. He lowered his hand to find Harry was staring at Pansy in shock. He looked at Draco and quickly shuttered his expression. “Right. Sorry. I guess we didn’t really have time to prepare for this.” He cleared his throat. “I’ll just go back to the Gryffindor table.”
“No!” Draco said. “I don’t want you to leave. Just.. behave?” He smiled tentatively and was relieved when Harry grinned at him before he resumed eating.

One month later.

Harry watched Draco roll his eyes at Ron. They were sitting in the Three Broomsticks on a Saturday night with Ron, Hermione, Pansy and Blaise. Looking back at the past month, Harry couldn’t believe how smoothly it had gone and how well everyone was getting on. After that first awful morning when he had kissed Draco in the Great Hall, Harry had learned to keep his hands to himself when they weren’t alone. He was enormously relieved to find out that Draco still wanted to spend as much time as possible together in and out of their rooms. He was not embarrassed that people knew that they were together; he just did not want people to see them being intimate.

Something that Harry, several times a day, thought was a great pity. In fact, he was thinking it right this very second as he watched his beautiful boyfriend smirk at Hermione and that now familiar feeling rushed through him and all he wanted to do was kiss those smirking lips. Draco glanced at him and he must have had a dopey smile on his face because he saw the smirk fall away as Draco gave a soft smile meant just for him. The feeling grew along with Harry’s smile and he knew he should tell Draco that he loved him soon.

“Harry, Mrs Weasley wants to know if you’ll be having Christmas with us at the Burrow. She says she asked Ron to ask you ages ago, but we both figured he hadn’t said anything yet.” Hermione said, eyeing Ron who was sheepishly avoiding her gaze.

Harry laughed and quickly looked at Draco who was watching him carefully. Turning back to Hermione he answered, “I haven’t actually thought about Christmas yet. I’ll be sure to let you know my plans soon.” There was warmth and pressure on the side of his leg as Draco scooted closer to him on the bench. Harry glanced up but Draco was focused on the Butterbeer that he was busy sipping.

The conversation continued and Harry was laughing at Pansy’s impression of Filch when he felt warm fingers on his wrist. He looked down at his lap underneath the table and saw Draco’s pale hand flip over his own and intertwine their fingers. Looking up, he found Draco engaged in a potions conversation with Hermione. The only proof he had that Draco’s hand hadn’t acted of its own volition was the pink staining Draco’s cheeks. He recovered rather slowly but managed to rip his eyes away from Draco and look around the table to see if anyone else had noticed. They hadn’t. Nobody questioned the big goofy grin that stole across his features when Draco squeezed his hand either. He risked another glance at Draco and their eyes met. Draco’s cheeks were becoming pinker and he rolled his eyes at Harry, but Harry still saw the quirk of his lips.

“Wait,” Pansy interrupted them loudly. “Are you two holding hands under the table?”

Harry’s smile vanished and he made to let go of Draco’s hand, but Draco held on.
“Yes, Pansy. We are holding hands. So what?” He drawled.

“No, I don’t mean it like it’s a bad thing, Draco. I was just surprised. What made you change your mind?” she asked.

Harry was also particularly interested in this answer. He watched as Draco’s blush deepened. “Well, I thought about it and I don’t really understand why purebloods are so opposed to showing affection. The only thing I could think of was that a lot of the marriages are arranged, so maybe there was no affection there.”

Hermione was smiling and nodding at Draco while Pansy looked pensive. Blaise on the other hand, was grinning slyly. “So, Draco.” He started. ”You finally decided there was nothing wrong with showing the world that you’re in love?”

Everyone was silent, so Harry could clearly hear his heart thumping in his chest. He watched as Draco chewed on his bottom lip, face aflame. Slowly he turned to Harry, his grey eyes cautious but full. “Yes,” he cleared his throat. “I did.”

And finally, Harry got to kiss his boyfriend in front of other people. And he did. Thoroughly. Even when their friends started to laugh and groan. Draco was laughing against his mouth when he pulled away and said, “Thank Merlin, because I have a lot to show.”

– AN I’ve changed accounts in order to make my Drarry/fanfiction account my primary! Please follow https://deathbyfanfictioning.tumblr.com/ instead! Haven’t deleted all my old stuff (will be changing all future content to the same as this one) but will make sure there is more Drarry and other fandom love on there soon :) -xxx-

A/N: This is actually a Part II to this Imagine but I guess you can read it without having read the first part too. It was requested by @dark-night-sky-99 and I really liked the idea, so I decided to give it a shot right away. Have fun!

Words: 2793
Warnings: smut

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hold my beer

Ok so this is yet another idea that I will NEVER have time to write (for those that follow my Cross the River one shots, I’m still sorry for inflicting the half finished fics on you haha. But I’m not sorry for inflicting this idea on you

Three words:

Drunk. Ladynoir. Wedding. wait is ladynoir even technically a word?

  • It’s quite a few years into the future and Adrien and Marinette are happily revealed and happily married. Everything’s just friggin peachy
  • One day there is an akuma, a girl who got dumped by a dickhead bf for another girl and then goes on a rampage to show everyone she is ‘good enough.’ After they defeat her, they try to cheer her up
  • Chat, being Chat, thinks that being a flirt will help boost her self-esteem, bc, you know, getting flirted at by a superhero is an ego boost no matter how sad you are
  • Lo and behold, it backfires
  • The girl (lets call her Ada) gets pissed off that Chat is flirting with her right in front of Lady, because “Aren’t you guys like, together??”
  • Chat backpedals, Lady facepalms. No it’s still not official or public that they’re together (keep work separate from home, yknow what I’m sayin, and besides, it’s unwise to let Hawky know the full extent of how much they care for each other because they don’t want to be emotionally manipulated in battle)
  • The girl is like “shit I thought you guys were like.. the perfect relationship. Obviously not. If even you aren’t together, then where’s the hope for me…. sighh….” :’(
  • Ada is so upset that they decide to let her in on a little secret. That in their civilian lives… they are married
  • Ada is all,  :’D omg seriously
  • (^..^) and >(:-:) are like, yeah, but dont tell anyone. It’s a secret. ((SLAPS YOU WITH HEAVY-HANDED FORESHADOWING)) Hey I know what’ll cheer you up, Ada. Lets go out for drinks!
  • AND SO MY FRIENDS, that is how Adrien and Mari end up spending a night on the town with a recent akuma victim as Chat and Lady…

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The One With the Baby Fever

Another one shot coming ‘atcha!! also, side note, I am like so in tune with Brie and Daniel’s baby stuff. Like I watch the youtube videos and stuff, and I’m just so excited for them. and I don’t even know them??

this was roughly 16 pages in my notebook? so  i’m pretty sure this is the longest thing I’ve ever wrote. and I wrote in a bit of Dean’s pov so be aware of that *finger guns*

Dean Ambrose x Reader

While meeting Brie Bella’s new baby, Dean starts to feel some type of way.

There is now a part two!!! this is going to be a mini series.

Originally posted by stellarollins

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Remus Lupin was still half asleep when he entered Mr. Slughorn’s room. It had been full moon and he had had an incredibly hard night. He sat down between Peter and Sirius and thought about how he could survive this day. “Are you alright?” Sirius whispered and looked at Remus concerned. “Yeah sure” Moony answered and rubbed his fingers over his forehead. He felt as if his head exploded any minute. Slughorn wasn’t there yet so Remus layed his head on the table and listened to Sirius and James talking. “Long night Lupin?” Remus looked up to see Lily Evans with a huge smile. “Yeah” Sirius answerned instead of him. “We both had a long night if you know what I mean.” He winked at Lily and Remus had to laugh. He and Sirius joked about being in a relationship ever since they were friends. Well Sirius joked about it and Remus laughed, while ignoring this weird feeling in his chest, he always had when Sirius made those jokes.

“Good morning” Professor Slughorn entered the room. In his hand he held a colorful potion, that smelled incredibly good and sweet and made Remus feel really warm. He tried to concentrate on what exactly it smelled like, but it wasn’t so easy for him, because he was so tired. He closed his eyes. Shampoo? Yes exactly! That was the same smell Sirius’ shampoo had. But that wasn’t the only thing. There was something else? “Mr. Black, instead of talking to Mr. Potter, why don’t come here and tell me what this potion smells like for you?” Sirius sighed, stood up and walk towards Slughorn. Remus tried to think even harder. Dog? Wet dog? Yes! It smelled like a wet dog smells, a smell many people hated, but after all this time he spent with Sirius this smell reminded Remus of so many happy things. He closed his eyes once again? Leather? It definitely smelled like leather. Similar to those leather jackets Sirius always wore. But why?

“Ok you wanted to know what this smells like?” Sirius asked Mr. Slughorn who smiled and nodded. “Fine… this smells really good” Sirius said, “it smells like… books and tea I think… and like” Sirius sniffed once more. “Chocolate!” What? This doesn’t smell a bit like chocolate. It smelled like dog and shampoo and leather, Remus was sure. It was like the ultimate Sirius Black potion. How could he not smell that? “Many of you will probably be confused now, because you don’t agree with Mr. Black. That’s because this potion smells different for everyone of you. Mr. Black you can sit down again”, Slughorn said. Sirius sat down and whispered: “Books, chocolate, tea. Reminds me of someone” to Remus, then continued the conversation with James he had before. “Does anyone know which potion this could be?” Slughorn asked and waited a moment for someone to answer. One of the Slytherins raised her hand. “I think it could be Amortentia”, she responded. “Exactly!” Slughorn shouted happily. “Amortentia is the strongest love potion we know and it smells different to everyone of you, according to what attracts you.” Instinctively Remus looked to Sirius. The potions smelled like him didn’t it? Leather, wet dog, shampoo. Of course it did and it wasn’t even a big surprise. But didn’t Sirius say it smelled like books, chocolate and tea. Reminds me of someone, he repeated Sirius’ words in his head. Did he actually say that? Does that mean… Remus still had his eyes fixed on Sirius, but Sirius didn’t turn his head and kept staring James instead. What does that mean? He tried not to think about it. A coincidence probably, nothing more. He tried to listen to Mr. Slughorns words, but he couldn’t concentrate on them. Books, tea, chocolate. That’s all he could think.

When the lesson was finally over he followed the other maurauders outside. James forced Peter to come with him and ask Evans if her potions smelled like him, probably risking to get punched. The other two boys walked over the grass to their herbology lesson. Remus looked at Sirius. “Books, chocolate, tea. Reminds me of someone”, Remus tried to say it as cool as possible. “Oh shut up!” Sirius said and blushed a little. He looked down. “What did yours smell like?” Remus scratched his neck. Should he tell him? “Leather, that shampoo you love more than anything in the world and wet dog.” Now Remus looked down to his feet, not daring to look at Sirius, when he suddenly felt he gently, really soft kiss on his cheek. He looked up. Sirius put his arm around Remus. With a huge smile he said: “I fucking knew it! Remus John Lupin is into me!” Remus blushed too now. “Shut up, Pads!” he said and kissed Sirius on the cheek too.


I know most of you have probably seen Thor: Ragnarok by now, but for those of you that haven’t, you should probably go see it while you still can!

I have to say, this is by far, the best Thor movie I’ve seen. And if it happens to be the last, well, I don’t mind (brb crying in a corner). But really. If this is the last Thor movie, it would serve as the perfect ending to the franchise.

I have always been a fan of Thor. No, it’s not because of Chris Hemsworth’s drool- worthy everything. It might be partly because of Tom Hiddleston, but mostly, mostly, it was actually my love for mythologies that made me appreciate it. As a lover of literature, mythologies have always been my favourite. And there’s so little about Norse mythology, that I was glad it got a chance to be made into such a spectacular, phenomenal movie, starring such talented actors.

With that being said, let’s delve into everything there is to love and look forward to when it comes to Thor.

(Warning: as always, spoilers ahead)


I did read an article stating that Tom Hiddleston admitted this would be the funniest Thor ever (I am using a lot of superlatives, I know. It’s just that great!)

And well, he wasn’t lying.

See, Chris Hemsworth is this unfairly, annoyingly perfect human being. I mean, he looks like a god, he can act, he can sing, he is a great dad to his kids, and it turns out, he can be funny. Countless interviews and even that little segment he did where Thor was taking a break with Darryl (see youtube video here, if you haven’t already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_mizUMlvUc)

So yeah, the beginning of the movie already had me laughing. (*spoiler content*) Thor was trapped in a cage talking to a skeleton I was like “wtf?” But what did it for me was when he was being interrogated by that fiery dude (don’t know how to spell his name) and he was swinging on the chain Oh.My.God. You would have to have watched it to understand.

The chain was rotating him around and every time he had his back to the evil dude, he would be like “Hold on.” And “I swear to God, I’m not doing this. It’s doing this on its own.” And it turns out, a lot of it was improvised. So bless you, Chris Hemsworth for your near perfection and humor.

 Of course, Tom Hiddleston also had his funny moments. One was when he was kidnapped by the great wizard, Dr. Strange. When he came out of the portal, he was like, “I’ve been falling for thirty minutes!” And I’m sure we’ve all seen the clip where Hela goes “Kneel.” And Loki is just like, “who dafuq does this bitch thinks she is? That’s my line!”

Also, ALSO! When Hulk comes out- Loki’s reaction is just pricless- omfg! You guys, you have got to love Tom Hiddleston for all the sass and attitude and facial expressions he can fit in Loki’s character.


Thor brings back familiar faces like Loki, Heimdall and *surprise, surprise* Odin. We even get a scene of Volstagg and Fandral there. But, we also have a slew of new characters. One, being Surtur (big, fiery dude I was talking about.) We also have big, bad Hela. And of course, Valkyrie.

Before we talk about the new characters, let’s talk about the old ones.

Loki. Loki. Loki. He has got to be my most favourite villain of all time. At the beginning of the movie, he is living it up as Odin and even builds a statue of himself. Of course, Thor (even though he isn’t the smartest Avenger) eventually figures it out. They have a somewhat happy reunion, before Thor asks for Odin.

Odin has been on Earth for some time, stripped of his power. He ends up in Norway (big nod to Norse mythology right there) and ends up dying in a sprinkle of golden little lights. Before he dies, he is somewhat able to explain about Hela ( who we’ll talk about later). But Odin, being Odin, he doesn’t stay dead and still appears to Thor in somewhat weird and creepy visions, and he’s sassy too. He goes like “Are you the god of hammers?” Well, excuse you All Father

Volstagg and Fandral. This is the part I do not like of the film. They were such lovable, lovable characters and Hela killed them without blinking. Like wtf? They survived this long only to die like that? WHY MARVEL? WHYYYYY. I mean, Pietro’s death is still fresh!!!

Heimdall. Our watcher has turned into some sort of Asgardian vigilante. He’s running from the law after what he did in Thor: The Dark World, but he also keeps the citizens of Asgard safe while Loki and Thor are stuck on the other side of the universe. Good job, Heimdall! You deserve a raise.

And now *drum roll*

THE BIG BAD. Hela. She is this combination of deadly (ugh duh goddess of death), jealous and powerful. Not really great for Thor, whose hammer is also destroyed by her. And to top it all off, she is the first born, not him. Ouch. Talk about living a lie. See, Cate Blanchett does a great job of playing this death goddess who revels in destruction and killing, but I think it’s the way that Hela is written that doesn’t really do it for me. She’s just so full of hate and wants to take over the nine realms. She is evil to the core, and so, there’s not much going on besides her being a powerful enemy. Sadly, compared to Loki and other villains, her character falls flat. I mean, even Ultron- who was a robot- had some twisted reasoning to all his evilness. At least she had a dog. I want one. All that aside, Cate Blanchett is still gorgeous and talented and I love her!

Valkyrie. I was impressed with her fighting skills, and even though she was drunk, she still won. Way to go, girl! She also feels a lot like a female Thor to me, and maybe that’s why they’ll end up together? I don’t know, but I think that’s where Marvel’s heading with these two, especially since Thor and Jane broke up. (Ikr! Just like that?! After everything that happened in The Dark World?) Still, in the comics, they did get together at times, so it’s not that surprising if the writers go there.

Surtur. Big, bad fiery dude. And when I say big, I do mean big. He is prophesised to destroy Asgard and bring about Ragnarok, when he grows to be as big as a mountain. See, but I’m not telling you if he succeeds. That, you’ll have to see in the movie.


The thing I’ve always loved about Thor movies is the relationship between Loki and Thor. It’s so real and raw and funny. They really capture how siblings act irl. At least, that’s how me and my brother are. I just assume most people can relate. I love how Thor has finally, finally learned, that Loki will always try to get the best of him. I also love how Loki will come to his brother’s aid no matter their differences. In the end of the movie, when Thor is sitting in his “throne”, I’m happy to see Loki standing there beside him. And that scene in the room! Where Thor was like “If you were here, I might actually give you a hug” and Loki catches whatever Thor throws at him because he is there! WAHHHH MY FANGIRL HEART


Even though Odin could’ve put it nicely instead of being like “Are you the god of hammers?” (see now, I know where Loki gets all his sass from. It wasn’t spending all that time with Frigga) It’s true that Thor’s power doesn’t come from the hammer. Still, Mjolnir was a character all on it’s own. I’m gonna miss that hammer. My most favourite parts of the movie were when Thor used his powers without the hammer. It was so cool seeing his eyes go all blue and lightning just zapping off his body. His fight scene with the Hulk was e.p.i.c. EPIC. 

He would’ve won if it wasn’t for that cheating Grandmaster! Seriously, dude? And then Thor also zaps Hela with a hella big blast and she flies out the window. DAMN. DAMN BRO. Thor kicks ass without that hammer. I wonder if it’ll be like that in Infinity Wars and what the reactions of his fellow Avengers might be. *insert smirk*

There were other great parts of the movie- the other gladiators wanting a revolution, Korg (omg Korg, I love him. And the fact that he is voiced by the director makes it even funnier). And the end credits! Goosebumps! I love Thor. I really wish this wasn’t the last movie. But right now, I’m really, reallyyyy looking forward to Infinity Wars.

The Arrangement (Part 14)

Originally posted by bringmesomepie56

Summary: Dean tries to cope with your breakup, and then gets a surprise visit from Crowley. Your friends take you out to try and cheer you up, but eventually you head home alone, only to find someone waiting for you.

Pairing: AU!Dean x Reader

Word Count: 2,500

Warnings: Language, alcohol consumption (like a lot) (this is not how to cope with feelings, friends), heartbreak, sadness, loneliness, desperation, suspense, cliff-hanger

A/N: Reminder… I love you guys a lot. Like so much. Don’t hate me, it’ll be okay!

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Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episodes In One Sentence

Star Comes to Earth: Princess Cinnamon Roll that Could Kill you comes to earth and meets Misunderstood safe kid.

Party With a Pony: Spoopy Wardens hunt for the glitter pony while Star gets ice for Marco’s sweaty back.

Matchmaker: In which we learn it was probably a bad idea to give Star the wand in the first place.

School Spirit: Star misunderstands football and Marco tries to get Ferguson to blow his whistle not in that way.

Monster Arm: “Not my bowels! I love my bowels!”

The Other Exchange Student: Star is jealous of the meatball man from Bakersfieldville.

Cheer Up Star: “It’s supposed to be ironic!”

Quest Buy: Very accurate depiction of what it is like to work in retail.

Diaz Family Vacation: Both Marco and Star see new sides of their dads but that’s not necessarily a good thing

Brittney’s Party: Star and Marco party with someone who hates them while Ludo hijacks a bus

Mewberty: Star gets horny and snares boys in her web but not in that way

Pixtopia: Marco messed up and Alfonso marries Ferguson’s rebound

Lobster Claws: “… You can’t eat children.” “Really? Not even the annoying ones?”

Sleep Spell: “Camera Phooone!”

Blood Moon Ball: We’re suppose to ship them now, right?

Fortune Cookies: Love is never the answer kids

Freeze Day: Father Time offers Star and Marco some mud before riding away on his wheel-mobile pulled by giant time-hamsters I am not making this up.

Royal Pain: King Santa Claus destroy mini-golf

St. Olga’s Reform School for Wayward Princesses: Princess Prison sure is a nightma–OH MY GOD ARE THOSE CLUBS?!

Mewnipendence Day: No wonder monsters hate Mewmans so much.

The Banagic Wand: Star still doesn’t get Earth and like all of us, Marco is always hungry.

Interdemensional Field Trip: Miss Skullnick fears the “Big Change” while Marco sends Jackie cat memes

Marco Grows a Beard: Ludo is out, Toffee is in, and Marco will probbaly be terrified of beards forever

Storm the Castle: “SURPRISE!”

My New Wand!: DIP DOOOWN

Ludo in the Wild: Wait, since when did Ludo become badass?

Mr. Candle Cares: “Star and I have recently become smooch buddies… On the lips.”

Red Belt: Marco searches for a meaning in life and Star searches for hammer.

Star on Wheels: *epic remix of Marco saying Star is in trouble*

Fetch: Marco can’t open juice and Star runs away from her problems and sending thank you cards

Star vs. Echo Creek: Star gets high and destroys a police car

Wand to Wand: Both Ludo and Star are terrible at magic also major ship tease

Starstruck: Star and her idol Sailor Super Saiyan destroy a park and Marco is 100002% done with this shit

Camping Trip: King Butterfly has a mid-life crisis and tries to control an eagle

Starsitting: They’re gonna be great parents some day.

On the Job: Buff Dad is best dad and buff babies are adorable

Goblin Dogs: “You might think this line is long, but listen to my goblin song!~”

By the Book: Ludo and Star still suck at magic and Glossaryck is a bigger troll than Alex Hirsch

Game of Flags: Queen has no patience and legs.

Girls’ Day Out: Janna is back and is still awesome btw

Sleepover: “TRUTH! STAR HAS A CRUSH ON MA–” *cube gets crushed*

Gift of the Card: R.I.P.  Rasticore Chaosus Disastorvayne… He couldn’ get his fucking chainsaw to work

Friendenemies: Star becomes one with Christmas tree while Tom and Marco go on a date and sing a romantic pop ballad.

Is Mystery: Meatfork is apparently a family name and Ludo is really starting to freak me out tbh

Hungry Larry: “He’s still hungry…”

Spider with a Top Hat: He tries and he is awesome and that’s all that matters

Into the Wand: SPAAAAADESS!!!

Pizza Thing: Marco is OCD about mushroom and Pony Head buys skinny jeans

Page Turner: Glossaryck is awesome and how did Moon miss Lizard-Loki in the orb?!

Naysaya: Tomco friendship confirmed and Marco finally asks out Jackie while Star the supportive noodle armed friend cheers on

Bon Bon the Birthday Clown: Starco fans cry, Jarco fans rejoice, and Ludo now has the book god dammit Nefcy

Raid the Cave: Glossaryck is the true neutral asshole.

Trickstar: Weird Al is a treasure and I’ll mes up anyone who makes Marco cry!

Baby: *glances around nervously* So… Star is similar to Eclipsa, huh? *Nervous laughter* Great…

Running With Scissors: Marco gets a new edition to his shipping harem and she is so cute!!!!!!

Mathmagic: Don’t worry Star, I can’t math either.

The Bounce Lounge: Marco is definitely the mom friend.

Crystal Clear: The Chancellor guy is amazing and Rhombulus just needs a hug and wAS THAT ECLIPSA IN THE BACKGROUND?

The Hard Way: “SURPRISE!” 2.0

Collateral Damage: Marco how do you not know what a possum is?

Just Friends: I’m fine! *blows up sign to prove just how fine I am*

Face the Music: Moon=Badass, Star=Why?, River=Loving Husband, Marco=Shocked, and we got to meet Ludo’s family so pretty cool episode overall.


Chat Noir’s New Muse?  Adrienette post-reveal Fanfic

Chat Noir’s New Muse?  

Out with the old and in with the news—These two are buzzing with romance!  It seems our cat hero has found a new taste for bees.  As seen in recent footage, Chat Noir heroically saved Queen Bee from what could’ve been a deadly hit, and not long after holding her tight in a warm embrace!  Is this new hero Chat Noir’s side-chick, or is Ladybug now completely out of the picture?  There are many questions, but one thing’s for sure, These two can not get enough of each other!

Adrien held the newspaper in his hands, shellshocked.  All he had done was save his comrade.  And somehow the morning paper decided to turn it into the latest scandal!  In all of his 21 years of life as a model nothing compared to this—this absolute bull crap!  He wanted to put it down, but he couldn’t… As he sat on a park bench, drinking his coffee, he stared with wide eyes at the news.

“Pretty crazy, right?” A stranger says as he walks past him, briefly tipping his head in a greeting, “Who knew he’d ever get over that spotty girl, huh?”

Adrien watched the man’s retreating figure and sighed.  One thing is for sure, and it’s not Chat Noir’s and Queen Bee’s new affair… His Lady will not be happy.


“What!?  This is outrageous!” Alya crumpled the newspaper and threw it onto the ground of the coffee shop they had all gathered in.  Adrien uncomfortably laughed as Alya continued to rant about how her competitor “In With The News” always wrote about the craziest most impossible stuff.  

Nino looked to his long-time friend with a pitied gaze, “Sorry,” he nodded towards Alya, “She gets like this—you know how it is.”

Adrien nodded, glancing at Alya, then back to Nino, “I do—and don’t apologize, I had a similar reaction,” he shrugged, “Well, maybe I wasn’t as vocal about it, but…”

Nino raised his eyebrows with surprise, “What, you care about this stuff?  ‘That latest hero scandal,’ or ‘LadyNoir?’” he said, using air quotes.

Adrien scratched the back of his head, “Um, I mean, yeah?” At Nino’s deadpanned look, Adrien quickly added, “I mean, it’s kinda interesting, right?”

Nino nodded lazily, “Sure, I guess.  I dunno, maybe I don’t like it as much cause I have to hear it a lot,” he said, pointing his thumb towards a still ranting Alya.

“—Where’s Marinette?  I’m sure she’ll have as big of a fit about this!” Alya abruptly stood up, looking around the coffee shop.

“Alya, don’t!” Adrien hissed, looking around, “Some customers are looking at you,” he said.

Alya looked around, realizing her outburst was slightly effecting others around her.  Embarrassed, she sat down, over-composed.  “Well,” she began, “I just don’t enjoy fake news.  Besides, you didn’t answer my question: Where’s my girlfriend?”

Adrien laughed, “My girlfriend, actually, and she’s working later than expected.  She had to take over someone’s shift.”

“Oh, poor girl, too good for her own good,” Alya mumbled.

Adrien smiled lightly, “I’m sure she doesn’t mind the extra shift.  Besides, we’re all going to a movie tomorrow, aren’t we?  You’ll see her then.”

Nino leaned back in his chair, reaching his arm over to hang across Alya’s shoulders, “I’ll be your Marinette,” he said, waggling his eyebrows at his girlfriend.

Alya laughed, placing a hand over her heart, “Oh Nino, that’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever said!”

“I speak from the heart,” he replied sagely.

Laughing, Adrien stood up, shaking his head at his friends’ antics.  “Well, I’m gonna go before you guys start dreaming about my girlfriend.  I’ll see you tomorrow!” he said, waving and walking away.

Alya tilted her head back, calling over her shoulder, “Only if you bring Marinette with you!”


Adrien jumped from rooftop to rooftop as Chat Noir.  He made quick time of getting to Marinette’s house, and as he approached her apartment, he saw her standing outside her balcony.  

“This reminds me of the old times,” he said, dropping down next to her.

“Hm,” she hummed softly as he pulled her into a hug.  

“Alya missed you at our coffee meet-up,” he mentioned, letting go and leaning against the railing with her.  Unlike her old balcony at her parents’ bakery, this one was smaller.  With just the two of them there, they almost took up the whole space.  

Marinette laughed lightly, turning her head towards Chat, “We’re going to the movie tomorrow, aren’t we?  I’ll see her then,” she sighed, “I’ve just been busy with work.”

“I’ve noticed,” he nodded, “We all have.  Why not take a small step back?  Breaks are good…”

“Not when everyone’s competing for the same thing.  I’m an intern, and a future job isn’t guaranteed,” she scrunched her brows, “But it’ll only be for a bit.  Then I’ll be where I want to be,” she nodded to herself.  

Chat Noir shook his head, detransforming, “I can’t believe I didn’t see it sooner as a kid,” he grinned at her, a green flash revealing Adrien.

“See what?”

“You.  Being Ladybug.  It’s so obvious and I— I’m just kinda shocked I didn’t see it sooner,” he shrugged.

Marinette scoffed, “That’s a bit random to say, isn’t it?  We found out each other’s identities a while ago…”

“I guess,” he laughed, “Your tenacity a moment ago reminded me, is all.”

“Ah,” she said, as a comfortable quiet fell on them.  

Adrien looked at her, wondering if he should even bring up the news article he read.  It wasn’t that big of a deal anyway, especially if it’s fake.  But… “Mari?” he spoke up.


“Did you read that article, by chance?  In the news?”

“About your new muse?” she asked evenly.

Adrien stiffened awkwardly, “That’s the one.”

“Yeah I read it.”

“—It’s not true, you know—“

She cut him off, turning herself towards him, “Of course it’s not.  Why would I think it’s true?”

“It doesn’t bother you?” he asked.

“No, it bothers me.  The idea of anyone else ‘claiming’ you sets me off, but…” she turned back to look out over their beloved city.  “Queen B’s already dating someone and hasn’t shown any interest in you, not to mention,” she tightly frowned, “You’re mine.”

“That’s a bit possessive,” Adrien laughed, trying to hide his flushed face.

“W-well, it-it’s only fair,” she explained, “Since I’m yours.”  She refused to look at him with how red her face was.

Adrien smiled at her, leaning forward and kissing the side of her head, “Right.”

Marinette relaxed at his touch, leaning on his shoulder.  “Maybe we’ll just have to show them, hm?”

“Show who what?” he asked.

“Paris.  We’ll just show them that you’re mine.  And I’m yours.”

Reaction To Seeing You In Your Under Garments For The First Time

NCT 127

Requested: ‘Nct 127 reaction to seeing you in a bra and shorts for the first Time but to you it’s not that big a deal’

A/N: Don’t hate me


Originally posted by tensol

*tries to act normal*
“Your hair looks pretty today-”


Originally posted by 1aeyong

ignore tae
He’d probably think you intentionally were showing-off.
He’d be kind of bewildered, it’d be the first time he ever saw you in your under garments…
“What are you doing?!”


Originally posted by younghom

Taeyong would turn coy, thinking you were putting on a show for him. He’d smirk at you from the sofa, patting his lap.
“I’m waiting-”
When you’d turn away, heading into the kitchen, he’d frown, knitting his eyebrows together- confused.
“W-Where are you going?”


Originally posted by nctech

Yuta would feign irritation at your unbeknownst teasing. However, his act wouldn’t hold up for long, as he would scorn you playfully while pulling you closer to tickle you.
“야! You- walking around like that!”


Originally posted by dovounq

Ah! He’d be a bit shy. He’d cast his gaze to his shoes, not wanting to be disrespectful by gawking… He’d be a little awkward about it.
“Ah- Are my ears turning red?”
He’s not normally shy, but since it’d be the 1st time that would mean your relationship was still relatively new.


Originally posted by hansoulji

*weird Jaehyun activated*
You’d think he’d be mature about it, maybe even a little coy, but instead he’d feign immaturity, causing a scene.


Originally posted by smboys

*chokes on cereal*
Sicheng would be the most surprised. He’d try not to make a scene, seeing how you acted natural, as if it wasn’t a big deal.
*speaks formally while accidentally knocking bowl over*
“H-How are you?”


Originally posted by chokemewinwin

Mark would feel flustered. When you’d confront him nonchalantly about acting weirdly he’d say:
“Well I mean-” *gestures to you*
*drops the topic since he doesn’t want to seem like a square, making a big deal out of something you don’t see as a big deal*


Originally posted by hellocatfood

Some thoughts on the Watson marriage

First of all, upfront: I believe Mary and John sincerely loved each other and were genuinely trying to make their relationship work. But clearly, at least on some levels, it was not working, and I want to play armchair marriage counsellor for a bit and look at why.

So, obviously, the first major misstep in their marriage is Mary lying about her history and identity, and then shooting John’s best friend to protect her secret.  Why didn’t she just tell him who she was from the beginning? 

MARY: John can’t ever know that I lied to him. It would break him and I would lose him forever.

She was terrified that he wouldn’t love her if he found out about her past.  What might have given her that idea?  What messages was John sending her that his love was conditional on her being ordinary, sweet, and safe?

In some ways, John’s behavior after he finds out the truth proves her fears unjustified.  Though he struggles for a while, he doesn’t leave her, and he makes a renewed commitment to their relationship.  So far so good.  But look at what he says to her:

JOHN: The problems of your past are your business. The problems of your future … are my privilege. It’s all I have to say. It’s all I need to know.

It’s a very romantic moment, and clearly well-intentioned. And Mary is grateful for his forgiveness, and agrees to move forward with him.  But there’s a mixed message hidden in John’s statement.  In throwing away the thumb drive unread, he’s confirming her suspicion that he can’t love the person she was in the past, only the persona she has created.  

MARY: You don’t even know my name.
JOHN: Is ‘Mary Watson’ good enough for you?

Here again – it’s a lovely and romantic sentiment, but even as Mary was thrilled to accept his forgiveness, she must have gotten the message that Mary Watson is acceptable, but her history as Rosamund is not.  That could only have heightened her sense of insecurity in the relationship.  It would have been a much more generous gesture on John’s part if he had simply asked her name at that moment, instead of shoving it into the closet of things we must never speak of.

In TST, John acts surprised that Mary is still keeping secrets from him, but what choice did he give her?  He basically told her there’s this whole part of her life that he doesn’t want to hear about.  

And when he does catch her in her lies, John tries to be understanding, but he makes another small mistake with big repercussions:

JOHN: Mary, I may not be a very good man, but I think I’m a bit better than you give me credit for, most of the time.

I think what he means is that he’s not as judgmental as she thinks – she doesn’t need to hide from him, because he would support her even in difficult times.  But by phrasing it in terms of him being “good”, he also unintentionally reminds her that she is not good.  This is a difference between them in her mind: he is good and she is bad.  

MARY: You’re always a good man, John. I’ve never doubted that. You never judge; you never complain. I don’t deserve you.

She seems here to be accepting his claim that he won’t judge her. But in saying that she doesn’t deserve him, she’s highlighting the fact that he makes her feel lesser, which makes her insecure and leads her to lie and misrepresent herself in order to seem “good” enough for him.  

Once they get back home, she states this problem again, even more clearly:

MARY: You don’t make it easy, do you?
JOHN: What d’you mean?
MARY: Well, being … being so perfect.

Unmistakably, she is trying to tell him how hurt she is by the roles they’ve unwittingly assigned each other: Perfect John and Bad Mary.  And at last, it seems like John gets it. Before they’re interrupted, he starts to tell her about his affair in an effort to reassure Mary that neither of them is perfect.  It feels like the best chance they have for a fresh start based on a better understanding of and respect for each other as real, flawed people.

Then, sadly, Mary dies before they are able to hash this out. And one of the most tragic elements of her death scene is this:

MARY: Being Mary Watson was the only life worth living.

Mary wants to leave their relationship on the best note possible, but it breaks my heart that even with her dying breaths, she feels the best way to do this is to deny the “bad Rosamund” that John always seemed to be rejecting, and present herself as the “good Mary” that she believed John wanted her to be.

And the thing is, I don’t think John ever intended her to feel that way.  He wears a conventional veneer, but Sherlock is right – deep down, John wanted to be with someone as dangerous and morally grey as he is.  He initially thought he wanted perfect Mary, but he really fell in love with the more complicated Rosamund underneath.

And yet, even though he loved her, forgave her, and respected her for the most part, a part of him was still angry and resentful over Mary’s betrayal, and I think he unconsciously picked on her for it in these subtle ways.  

Which is understandable, if not ideal.  But what *really* saddens me is what John says at the end of TLD:

JOHN: I’m not the man you thought I was; I’m not that guy. I never could be. But that’s the point. That’s the whole point. Who you thought I was… is the man who I want to be.

No, John, no!  He’s so close here, but then he gets it so wrong.  Mary doesn’t want you to be that perfect man she thought you were! Mary thought that dude was kind of a jerk!  And she was right, honestly.  What Mary was trying to tell you is, that man is sanctimonious, patronizing, and judgmental.  DON’T BE THAT GUY.  No one likes that guy, least of all Mary.  

Mary didn’t want a “good man”, she wanted a partner in crime. Someone who understood her and respected her – ALL of her, not just the pretty and well-behaved bits.  At your best, John, you were that partner, but at your worst, you were a superior, scolding, hypocritical prig.

I’m not sure, but I think (I hope?) this is what Sherlock’s getting at during this exchange:

SHERLOCK: It’s not a pleasant thought, John, but I have this terrible feeling, from time to time, that we might all just be human.
JOHN: Even you?
SHERLOCK: No. Even you.

The lesson John needs to learn is not to be a better man for the perfect, imaginary version of Mary in his head, but to be kinder and more accepting and empathetic to the real, flawed person Mary actually was.  And to honor her memory, perhaps be kinder and more accepting and empathetic to people like her – including himself.

Tea Party

Genre: Fluff

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

Word Count: 1,434

Summary: Kim Taehyung is the class clown who you’ve really never had time for, but when your parents invite his over for dinner, you find yourself getting to know him in a way you’d never anticipated.

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Forgive or Forget II

Forgive or Forget II
[Having lunch with an old friend│Simon D&Christian Yu]

◇ Forgive or Forget I

Christian remembered watching you as you left the party. The obvious hurt, etched on your face as you got into the car with Kiseok. He felt so helpless. It was pretty obvious to anyone with eyes what was happening, but Kiseok was still trying to cover his tracks. 

He couldn’t even pretend he was any better since it wasn’t like he didn’t have an ulterior motive. You were beautiful, fun, and he wished more than anything that he got your number that night…

It took you a few days to finally forgive Kiseok about his little antics at the event. But much like any other time, he charmed his way out of sleeping on the couch and back into your heart. You pouted as Kiseok clipped on a new charm onto your bracelet. “Don’t be mad Jagiya…” he nuzzled your cheek, lacing his fingers with yours. “You know you’re my girl right?” he whispered lowly in that voice you loved. 

“I know…” you groaned looking at the little star charm on your bracelet. “Why do you only ever give me a charm after we fight? It’s never on an anniversary or something.”

“Because” he pecked your jaw. “We have more fights than we have had anniversaries and I like to spoil my girl.” he grinned against your skin. “Do you like it?”

“Shut up” you groaned, trying to not smile at that smug grin of his. He ran his hand up your thigh, giving it a little squeeze but you swatted him away. “I’m still not ok. That girl….she wanted you.”

“And? Does that mean I want her? I can’t help what other people want. But I can help what I want.” he smiled, caressing our chin and giving you a little peck. “The only thing I ever want.” kiss. “My one and only.” kiss. “You got that?”

“Yeah….I know…But still, I don’t like it…I hate it…why’d you have to let her touch you like that…?” you sighed looking away, pulling back just slightly.

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  • Joey: you know, it's kinda weird that the lusii we've seen so far are mostly just like...weird versions of animals we have on earth.
  • Xefros: whats weird about them?
  • Joey: well, like, your big lazy slothdad thing-
  • Xefros: oh you mean ted?
  • Joey: yeah, sure, ted - we basically have sloths just like him on earth, but they're all way smaller!
  • Joey: but they're still known for being really slow and having those long arms!
  • Xefros: thats aXually pretty interesting!
  • Xefros: i didnt really think there were aliens that were so similar to trolls
  • Joey: me neither! i'm actually kinda surprised!
  • Xefros: we should check out that book you have and see if you can find more cool stuff about that!
  • Joey: okay, let's see...
  • Joey: "the ARACHNIS TITANUS"...
  • Joey: this one's basically a spider, but it's...
  • Joey: wait, HOW big is it!?
  • Joey: "...the arachnis titanus is known for its striking size and its tendency to hide in extremely large caves, raising their chosen troll and eventually manipulating them to bring it food in the form of other, unsuspecting trolls."
  • Joey: "for those who encounter such a lusus, survival is nigh impossible. for those who are burdened with living alongside one, it is highly suggested that one should put the creature on a vegetarian diet before it becomes too late."
  • Joey: what the FUCK?
  • Xefros: im kinda surprised they didnt just ask them to target lowbloods!
  • Xefros: usually thats what these kinds of things say but i guess that these spider things dont really discriminate X:)
  • Joey: i think lack of discrimination is the least of our worries with that thing...
Hey, Neighbor

Genre: Fluff (to the max)

Wordcount: 3.5k 

Prompt: Fluff scenario where you and wonwoo live in adjacent apartments and the power goes out and you scream and he goes to comfort you??

A/N: I hope you feel i did your prompt justice! this was super fun to write and i probably got weird looks from the baristas at starbucks as i smiled lovingly into my computer lol. Enjoy!!

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“You’ve moved on, I haven’t...yet.”

Originally posted by tomshollandss

Warnings: Sad Tom idk

Word count: 1649

A/N: Personally I think this one is better than the first one.

“Haz, I don’t think that this is a good idea. You know I’d love to come but-” “Well then, do so.” Harrison told you convincingly.

“But then I’ll have to bring Liam too.” You kept nursing the small vase that was standing in front of you with your fingers.

“Why?” “Because he’s going to want to know where I’ll be and then he will definitely annoy me until I let him come too.“

“Ugh, I still don’t like this guy. What do you want with him anyways.”

Distraction. Nothing more. You were telling yourself you loved Liam, but deep down you knew he was just a support helping you get over Tom.

You two broke up four months ago. And then you met Liam. He was a decent guy, though he had his moments where he would get unbelievably jealous.

Harrison and you still meet up and he had invited you to his birthday party that was coming up.

“Well then, bring the idiot.” Harrison gave in. “I don’t think that’s appropriate with Tom being there and all.” “Come on I really want you to come! Please.”

A questioning look took control over your face. “You would really do that to Tom?” “He will be fine! I promise you.” “Hmm…I’ll think about it, okay?”

Haz nodded satisfied before taking a sip of his coffee.

As you entered Harrison’s flat with your boyfriend there was no sign of Tom at first. And after a while the flat was very crowded and the party really got started.

You danced with Harrison and afterwards with your boyfriend as his jealousy issues came up again.

However you had managed to avoid Tom the whole evening. Or at least you just hadn’t seen him anywhere in the crowd or elsewhere, although you were pretty sure you caught a glimpse of him somewhere once.

“I’ll be in the kitchen!” You yelled to your boyfriend. Haz’ flat was big for a man his age. Poor neighbours,  you thought, though as far as Harrison could, he made the neighbours agree with such a party once a year.

“It’s awesome. I’m glad that you convinced me to come. I mean you’re still one of my best friends.”

“Yeah I know. Well, I’m really glad you’re here.” “You wouldn’t know where Tom is, would you?”

“Right now I don’t have the slightest clue. Maybe dancing or upstairs I don’t know.” He shook his head, a little surprised at your interest in the boy.

You were just about to make your way upstairs where actually no one was supposed to go, when you felt a hand grab your shoulder. “Where are you going?”

Turning around you noticed Liam standing behind you. “Just looking to grab something for Harrison.”

“Okay, make it quick! The girls are literally swarming around me and I need to show them that I’ve got you already.” You just wanted to roll your eyes at his stupid, overconfident comment but you let out a fake chuckle.

Quickly your feet took you upstairs, finding Tom already sitting around the corner in the hallway that leads to Harrison’s bedroom.

You stopped in your footsteps as his head shot up, glancing at you. He had his elbows resting on his knees while he was fidgeting around with his hands. The brunette seemed everything but fine.

Your gaze fell to the floor as you walked around the corner, standing in front of the on the floor sitting Tom.

“Um…uh, do you need to go somewhere? I, uh why are you even upstairs? No one is allowed up here.” The boy stumbled over his words still looking at his hands.

“Well, doesn’t this include you too then?” Your lips curved into a small smile but it had vanished as fast as it had appeared when you saw no change in his facial expression.

Clumsily you let yourself down next to Tom, leaning against the wall. Just like him you kept staring at your hands.

As you glanced at him again for a second you noticed his glassy eyes. “Tom?” “Hmm?” He looked up at you. “What is it? First I haven’t seen you since I arrived here and now you’re sitting here with tears in your eyes.”

“Those aren’t tears, what are you talking about.” Tom sniffed shortly. “Talk to me.” You tried to get out with as much voice as you had left. Seeing him like that always caused your voice to slightly fade out.

“Nothing.” He swallowed heavily, looking at the staircase. “Tommy.” “Don’t call me that.” He responded but you joined him in the sentence. You’ve heard that sentence so often. He would   always say that when you called him that.

His head shot up once again,  his eyes landed on you shortly before he stared at the floor under his legs.

“I mean I can’t blame you for coming here. And also not for coming here with your new boyfriend. I can’t tell you what to do. I can’t ask you to be careful in what you do so I won’t be any more hurt than I already am. But I also can’t do anything about the fact that I just can’t stand seeing you with him. Seeing you alone and not being able to just be with you is awful enough.”

“Tom I, I’m sorry? I, I don’t know what to say I-” Now you swallowed heavily. Everything about what he just said was like someone put a knife right through your heart.

The tears that had formed in his eyes started to silently roll down his cheeks. “It’s okay, Y/N. Don’t be. You’ve moved on, I haven’t…yet.” Sniffing he wiped the salty fluid from his face, though new tears followed already.

This whole time Tom hadn’t looked at your face. Now it was your turn to hold back the tears. You sniffed unintentionally. Without any further thoughts you placed both of your hands on his cheeks before pulling him into a deep kiss, taking Tom by surprise.

You breathed in sharply through your nose. Caressing his cheek with your thumb you relax into the kiss. “I haven’t either.” Your voice was barely above a whisper.

“Are you serious?! Why bring me when this was just an attempt to get back with your Spider-Man dude anyways?!” A well-known voice rang out from the top of the staircase behind you.

“Shit. Baby wait! No, Liam, wait!” You ran after him and out of Haz’ flat. Outside of the building you finally got him to stop. “Liam I’m sorry! This wasn’t planned I-”

“Just shut up okay? You’re just making it worse!” “I’m sorry okay? I can’t turn back time, I-” “Well I know you wouldn’t do anything differently. I know you, Y/N.”

Enraged he stormed off.

The next day someone rang your doorbell at 10 in the morning, dragging you out of the light and little sleep you got that night.

Not quite awake yet you sluggishly made your way to the door of your flat. In front of it, Tom, shifting from one foot to the other.

“Ugh. Boys. I hate boys.” You let out before slamming the door, but before it could close he blocked it with his nervous foot.

Rubbing your eyes you walked back into the open kitchen, hearing him follow you and closing the door behind him.

“Sooo…” Tom seemed to be expecting something. “Don’t ask, I don’t know, I’m confused, I just woke up, you woke me up, I am hungry.” That came out less careful as it was supposed to. “I’m sorry.”

You apologized softly, standing in front of the fridge before getting out some stuff for scrambled eggs.

“One question.” Tom stated. “Hmm?” He walked closer to you. “I’ve got one question.” He explained.

“Do I love him?” You took it away before he could ask it. “How do you know?” “I know you Tom. Also given the situation that was pretty predictable.” “Well, and?”

You looked at him, slightly turning around. Silently you turn to the bowl again, continuing to make your breakfast. You didn’t know what to answer. You probably did know you just wouldn’t admit it. You let out a faint sigh.

All of a sudden you felt two hands wrap around your waist from behind.

Tom used to that every time you made breakfast for you two when you lived with him in his flat. You sharply inhaled while closing your eyes at his touch.

“Tom don’t do that.” “What am I doing?” A quiet moan mixed with a chuckle escaped your mouth. The brunette played innocent, whispering in your ear with his cute British accent. You’re pace of breathing increased slowly as his strong chest pressed against yours.

“Stop it.” You pushed his hands from your waist. His hands quickly found their way back there as he hugged you tightly from behind.

“Tohooom!” You whined playfully. He started placing small kisses onto your neck and your shoulder. “Hmm…I love you, Tom.” It just slipped out of your mouth. Quickly you turned around.

You were afraid your heart would pound out of your chest. “Son of a bitch.”  “Well, played.” You added.

“I know right?” He laughed before getting serious again. Tom took your hands in his. “I still love you. And I don’t think I’ll stop anytime soon, no matter for how long you’ll try to avoid me.”

Suddenly Liam entered your flat with the key you gave him, seeing you two standing there. “Well I would be mad but since I was going to come by to end it anyways I’ll just leave it there. I can’t believe you two.” Shaking his head he left again.

“Is it bad that I have to laugh? It probably is but I mean, it was never that serious anyways.” You rambled on and on but Tom interrupted you with his so kissable, pink lips on yours.