I mean the bad news is we did literally pull him from a volcano so his limbs are pretty fucked and he can't breathe right but the good news is we reckon we can sort that with a suit and a mask to get him extra oxygen
Okay cool. See while you're doing that, can you put a voice changer in it?
He sounds like a whiny little bitch I need you to make his voice deeper so people will take him seriously
I mean we could try but-
How are you gonna fix his limbs
We thought standard prosthetics would-
If you haven’t listened to/read this transcript of this story, which is an incredible 43-minute interview with a woman who’s covered the Alt Right and specifically Steve Bannon, for years, you absolutely should. It is an incredibly informative interview with a very knowledgeable woman, skillfully handled, and every single minute is packed with really good information.
Highlights include: Steve Bannon’s film containing a wealth of footage around the Holocaust with no mention of antisemitism and with the Holocaust presented beside events like the French Revolution, Steve Bannon’s calling his former Breitbart reporter Ben Shapiro “a whiner” for being upset by antisemitic abuse including being tweeted graphic images of dead Jewish people and jokes about how Shapiro’s family should be sent “to the ovens” including his wife and newborn child, and Steve Bannon’s report that Jeff Sessions and not Trump has been leading the resurgence of American nationalism.
THIS JUST IN – NEW SUPREME RULER, PRINCE LOTHRIC, HAS JUST ISSUED A TYRANNICAL ORDER THAT PROHIBITS PILGRIMS FROM ENTERING THE CITY
The scene at the eastern bridge is indescribable. Pilgrims and undead are arriving at an unprecedented rate, this is causing major issues for bridge security.
Lothric Knights have now arrived at the scene and are attempting to quell the protesting masses. Here’s an eye witness report:
“This is against everything we pilgrims stand for! Just because a small percentage of us are agents of Kaathe, doesn’t mean you should ban us all! I say Prince Lothric should be thrown into the first flame for this!”
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, ON UGS
Up next, weather in Drangleic. It’s raning. Again.
…because I had a lengthy conversation or two about how Ben should probably look next to a kid like Rex who’s had years of providence training and legit excels in hand to hand combat without using a body that isn’t his.
Ben is very smol, Rex is shredded for a sixteen-year-old.
i remember that one of my history teachers idolized andrew jackson. would go on and on about andrew jackson, the president for the common man, day after day. i sat in front of a native american student, and every time good ole mr. sherril would say, “president andrew jackson - ” i watched that boy’s face crumble, but he never once said a word.
imagine what it’d be like, sitting in a class, day after day, having to listen to someone sing the praises of the man who tore your ancestors off their land, killed thousands of them in doing so. who stuck your ancestors on reservations. imagine having to hear someone praise the genocide of your people.