i mean look at this mofo

My Reactions During the New SM Trailer:

SAY WHAT?!

Yep, still just as cool in 3D!

YEEEEESSSSS!!! SCREW YOU FIRE/FIGHTING CURSE!!!! 

Look at this cocky mofo!

Jeezus! I’m sorry! 

More like Incine-amon roll! No? Screw you, that was decent. 

Proof that #BuffBios can be cute too!

Goddammit stop being adorable!!!

“You spin me ‘round, baby, right ‘round!”

Yay! She is a fairy!

Look at the cutie pie! No, not you Cutiefly! You had your 10 minutes of fame!

Don’t hurt her!

Much better!

Shit gets real when the hair comes down!

Well aren’t you cute!

Wait, what? What do you mean by “weird?”

Can honestly say I wasn’t expecting you to be Grass!

And that you would be water! But in retrospect that makes more sense than Ghost Type.

Cue in the Colossus theme from Shadow of the Colossus.

I think our trainer has gone mad with power…

I can’t handle all these cutie Pokemon!

Oh, yeah… Well, at least it looks a bit better in 3D

*Insert high pitch squeal*

*insert a even higher-pitch squeal*

No…

No fucking way…

….. *INSERT THE HIGHEST OF FANBOY SQUEALS*!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Also they do age!

HE’S STILL MUTE!!!!

omg

OMG

OH MY GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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UP10TION The Star 4 Magazine Scan

Cr:  홀릭

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I don’t understand how people find Kizami attractive???? I mean LOOK. AT. HIM!! He’s a lazy mofo that does not button up his shirt all of the way. He doesn’t even put his blazer ON. Lazily throws it over his shoulder jfc man. His hair seems as though he doesn’t even keep it trimmed. As a guy, if my hair isn’t trimmed after 3 weeks, it goes off the deep end.

AND LOOK AT KUROSAKI! HE IS A WELL KEPT BALL OF PRECIOUS! IMAGINE HOW LONG IT TAKES HIM TO GROOM HIMSELF IN THE MORNING AND WASH HIS FACE AND MAKE HIS HAIR ALL DAZZLED UP! You can tell he gets his hair cut often to look his best.

KIZAMI IS A BUM. HE DOESN’T EVEN TRY.

don’t even get me started on how prim and proper Fukuroi is. Shimada probably even takes care of himself better than the rest of these fools.

speaking of the lotf boys’ looks, I think people often forget how Jack was described as a gangly, ugly ginger (I mean, I myself forget all the time since I draw him attractive lmao), and I’m pretty sure Golding literally implied the “Beauty And The Beast” theme from the original fairy tale with Ralph and Jack (probably not romantically, but who knows after all), because it’s too much of a coincidence how Ralph was the perfect pretty boy who tried really hard to be civilized and proper and hated violence, while Jack was the opposite in terms of looks and was basically an angry, savage beast who loved violence

FTWD writer's room

(…in my dreams)

Writer A: Soo, ADC is kind of blowing up right now. I mean this girl is hot. And not just hot with horny teenage boys… were talking hot with fangirls trained in the ancient ways of Twitter trends and Snapchat.

Writer B: Yeah and did you see those action scenes on the 100? Girl can wield a sword amirite? Seriously though, Props dept. has to forcibly take her switchblade away after every scene. I mean what I’m trying to say here is don’t f@*k with ADC…

Writer A: I know and I mean, look at the Walking Dead. The most popular character is Michonne, a black chick wielding a katana. She has her own video game! Let’s give people more if what they want…

Writer B: …ADC slaying zombies, taking charge and being one badass mofo.

Writer A: whaddya ya say boss?

Show runner: ^( $_$)>

i find this cap amusing as hell b/c on one side we have genocidal carrot giant and his goony af arm grabbing…thingos an on the other side we got ash an his full team of freed an pissed mofos an alain n his charizard and u look at this an go like

how the fuck do u expect to survive this, sir. he is probably gloatin the fuck out in this scene and its just so fucking ludicrous its like he’s got his arms out like ‘come at me bro’ and he’s tellin that to this entire group of badass mofos here.

this is ridiculous

Did I ever tell yall about the time i accidently ruined my high school bff’s, Mika’s childhood.

See, one day Mika shows up and says “Guys, it’s my parent’s 18th wedding anniversary.” I looked at our mutual bff.

We squinted at each other before I turned and said “That’s physically impossible.”

“What do you mean?”

“You were born in July. And you’ll be 18. It’s March. Unless you were born like 5 months premature; that’s physically impossible.” (I should note her parents are hardcore Christians. The kind that are all about abstinence and in church whenever there’s a service.)

“Oh…” Mika said. “Welp, I’ll have to ask them.”

We were all a little puzzled. But subject dropped like a mofo. We went on with our day, and tbh, i totally forgot the conversation even happened.

The next day she shows up to school and is she is gaping at us, drops her bag at her feet and says. “YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT MY PARENTS TOLD ME!”

“Huh?” I had already forgotten and just presumed she would have forgotten too.

“You know how you said it was physically impossible for it to have been my parents 18th anniversary?”

“Yeah?”

“Welp, you were right! It was a shotgun wedding!”

“WHAAAAAA?”

“YES! My grandmother betrothed my mother to another woman’s son. She ‘promised’ her hand in marriage to someone else.”

And Lila, our mutual bff is like. “Wait, BETROTHAL? It was the 20th century!! BETROTHAL ISN’T A THING!!”

And Mika’s like. “I KNOW, but nana did it! Welp, she met my dad and fell madly in love with this much older man.”

“Wha? Your dad isn’t–”

“You don’t know? My dad’s 20 years older than my mom.” At this point Lila and I are clutching our chests and holding onto our seats in disbelief.

“WHHHAT?”

“Yeah, sorry forgot to mention that. LOL. Well, anyway, btw, mom was totally legal. Had just graduated high school and they fell head over heals in love. But nana wouldn’t have it. She’d already promised her hand in marriage, and that was that. So she sent her off to college and forbade her from calling or writing him and or any of her friends and only a select few people knew she was at college.”

“She thought she was doomed. But he found out anyway. He stole onto campus, tracked her down and said. ‘If you’re serious about this. As serious as I am about this. There’s only one way to do this. You have to get pregnant. If you’re pregnant we’ll have to get married.”

And she all for it. ”Let’s get pregnant. Mother can’t keep us away from each other then.” At this point Lila and I are rolling on the floor in disbelief. This has upended our entire belief system. THERE IS NO WAY THAT THE BIGGEST MOST CHRISTIAN COUPLE TO HAVE EVER EXISTED PLOTTED AND SCHEMED TO GET MARRIED. We’re moaning and wheezing “wHAAT??” and “nooOOOOOO” and rolling around in disbelief.

And Mika is like “I KNOOOOOOOOWWW”

After we calmed down I was like. “I AM SO FUCKING SORRY!! THEY PROLLY NEVER INTENDED FOR YOU TO FIND OUT!! I’VE RUINED IT. I FUCKED UP! I FUCKED UP!”

But she was totally okay with it. Her parents were happy, married 18 years. 3 kids. They said it was bound to come to like eventually.

All that… because I just HAD to point out the obvious.

My latest Twitter Feed- RE: the #5candal #Olitz promo of WIN and those who refuse to accept the inevitable...

1.  Some are trying to say that it’s Joke in that bed but I says no. STEP OFF HATERS! That’s FTGIII all the way and #Olitz is alive in #5candal!

2.  I mean, c'mon! There’s no moobs, there’s the nose and brow shot that is distinctly our FTGIII AND Liv was on her 8th orgasm! #Olitz

3.  FOH with that non-sense! That’s Liv and Fitz in that bed, breathing heavy and looking happy! #Olitz #5candal #ByeJake STEP OFF, HATERS!

4.  Y'all mofos had the lion’s share of Season 4 and most of the seasons before it. #5candal is the Year of #Olitz! GET OVER IT AND SIT DOWN!

5.  I mean, let’s be real here. The Creator caught hell and high water for what she did to #MerDer. She’s got to leave #Olitz alone for a while.

6.  And knowing her as I’ve come to, she’ll find some way to bust #Olitz up by the Season Finale so I’m going to enjoy what we get now! #5candal

7.  Your chumpian is still in #5candal. He’s just not on Liv. Shouldn’t you be happy that he won’t be playing second fiddle anymore? C'mon…

8.  The Creator isn’t going to get rid of Ballard easily. I’ve accepted that. Leave #Olitz alone and give him a new person to rut with. #5candal

9.  Look, it’s Fitz in the bed with Liv. It’s Fitz in the relationship with Liv. It’s #Olitz in #5candal. Stay in your lane and let us have it.

Ah ha moment #244

Ever wake up in the morning roll over to nothing and no one. Its in that moment you realize, damn I’m lonely as fuck. That shit plays on you the entire day. You hit ya home boy up he like l, “aww man I’m chilling wit wife today.” Hit ya home girl like “Yeah let’s do lunch.” I mean she game and you enjoy but, shit at the end of the day we still riding home solo.
Man shit was all good just a week ago. But you realize you created a facade, I get to go and come as I please, I ain’t gotta check in. But as you think about you really miss having a mofo there waiting on you and making sure you ok. You miss the little things you didn’t even look at before. You want some to roll over to hug in the middle of the night. Someone where even a small spat turns into an awesome pillow fight. Someone to take turns with you making breakfast in bed. Someone when you go out can place your order for you because she’s so in tuned with you.
It’s in this moment you understand life is not meant to be spent alone.

So because JI and KR used a very thin generic silver ban (ring) everyone (kxk shippers) think they’re real dating, right?

Well I have one too

that means JI and I are dating?

Look mine even say K_AI 1994.

This is real guys, I’m dating K_im Jongi_n.

Dude, and KD shippers are the delulu ones, lmao. People still ignore JI actually called Ksoo ‘’Jagi’’ and Ksoo almost writing ‘’Kim Jongin my angel too’’ but believe that a straight couple is dating just because they have 1 thing in common that is SO generic that everyone can have it, fuk logic, who needs it? Let’s believe every shit shady mofos wants to show us. :D