i mean look at this man

starkmaximum  asked:

TOP! 5!! WAIFUS!!!

1. Holo

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2. Azusa

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3. Noel

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4. Kagami 

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 5. Kaiki

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Gift giving

My aunt’s husband is a total fucking dickhead.

For some background, my mother’s family is Guyanese and mixed with Scottish, German and Amerindian, but mainly look black. My mother married a white Irish man (my dad) and I came out looking super duper pale with blue eyes and blonde hair. My brothers are both much darker because being biracial means getting a grabbag of genes.

My aunt (my mother’s sister) married a Nigerian immigrant who is lazy and racist. He came over for a PhD course (which he only passed because my aunt wrote his thesis and in the thirty years since has refused to work) and his distaste at being married into the same family as a white guy has manifested in a number of ways, from telling others that my dad has shouted racial abuse at him (witnesses confirmed he absolutely did not) to refusing to even speak to me because of my skin colour.

A few years ago he was shouting about something completely false and when I told him he was wrong, he tried to physically attack me for being ‘disrespectful’ and had to be held back by my dad and uncles. He was in his fifties and I was a sixteen year old girl.

I later heard from my grandfather that after he yelled at my aunt’s husband, he (aunt’s husband) said that if he faced any consequences (like being banned from family dinners or told off again for his treatment of me) he would take my cousins, leave my aunt and go back to Nigeria.

It’s been a few years since then. I’m an adult now, and I’ve steered clear of as many holidays as possible. I didn’t want my grandfather to have to choose between protecting me and seeing my cousins again. My grandfather made it clear he was on my side and would’ve physically removed the asshole from his home, but, of course, that would result in probably never seeing my cousins again. I didnt want him to make that choice.

My grandfather died this year. It was a pretty awful illness and I spent most of my time out of work inside of the hospital with him. My dad was there too - his father-in-law was the closest he had to a father. My grandfather taught me many things. Including that you shouldn’t allow people to ruin things for you. Things like family gatherings.

Now the thing about this dude is, on top of being lazy as shit, he’s super entitled. He fully believes that he is head of the family, despite everyone hating him and ignoring him. He believes he is owed deference and respect from all. He told my aunt that since I didn’t show him respect, she and my cousins were no longer to buy my xmas presents. I haven’t received a single one from them in years. So I set my plan into motion.

I don’t get paid a lot, but I saved from October onwards. I filled the tree in my grandfather’s old house with presents, one for every person in my family - bar one.

This morning, Christmas Day, I stood under that tree with my gifts in my arms and I gave every person there a present I had spent hours picking out. I went up to each individual, passing him several times while he looked at the gifts greedily, and handed everyone something they would’ve wanted. I got to drink in the look of guilt on the faces of my cousins and my aunt as I received one solitary present (from my mother’s brother) as they received a bunch from me. It was delicious.

Finally, there was one gift left under the tree - a single envelope. It said 'for all your help looking after grandfather’. I handed it to him. Inside were return Eurostar tickets to Paris for a long weekend. “Oh!” I said. “I’ve made a mistake! That’s my extra present to [Dad]!” And indeed, there was my father’s name on the tickets. He got to see every wonderful gift I got everyone else while he received nothing - nothing from me, nothing from my brothers who hate how he treats me, nothing from my uncles who hate him and only ever gave him things because my grandfather wanted to keep the peace to continue seeing his grandkids.

The cherry on top? I received a special gift from a friend today. He bought two square feet of land for me and an aristocratic title. I am now a Lady and even though it barely means anything, my family has been pretend bowing and scraping to me while ignoring him and his demands for respect and he’s now sulking and refusing to speak to anyone.

Merry fucking Christmas, Tony.

anonymous asked:

(1/2) Has Yuuri ever accidentally step into some "I found my sexuality thanks to Katsuki Yuuri's Eros sp" thread? Cuz he'd be blinded by all the thirst "Guys I always thought I was a lesbian but now I know I'm a bisexual who just prefers girls more, but hot damn Yuuri I'll drop my panties for him anytime" "I'd like to thank Nikiforov for being a edgy teen with questionable fashion choices because man Katsuki's ass looked fiiiine in that borrowed costume"

(2/2) “yaaaaaaas yuuri rock that bondage costume mmm” “Bondage and lingerie, you mean” “My 13 year old brother was sitting next to me when I was watching and he just came out to me today, I don’t know what to feel” Will he even believe what he’s seeing or just go “yuuri.exe has stopped working”?


He has but he usually just puts it down to crazy fans over exaggerating rather than them being 100% genuine

Louise: Dan, why didn’t you ever have children of your own?

Dan: You mean besides the whole YouTube thing?

[Phil nods]

Dan: I promised my first born to some sketchy looking man under a bridge and I REALLY didn’t want to make good on the deal

Phil: Tell her the truth Dan

Dan: Okay, fine! I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen into the sunset! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?

Phil: Quite

a man was like “what do you weigh, 90 pounds sopping wet” and i was like “actually, yes” and he was like “shit and youre like 5′5?” AND I WAS LMAO NO THE FLOORS ARE RAISED BACK HERE and then he was like “look at me, i wanna see your eyes” and i did and he was like “my mom told me not to trust a woman with different colored eyes” and i just??? is that a thing anyone on earth has ever said??? what that even mean? and he then changes to “but at least youre not red headed, she said not to trust them either” and i was like “actually…… this is dye” and i think i saw his soul leave his body

Russel’s Electronic Beats Bio

Russel here. Drummer. MC. Freedom fighter. But not in that order. Yeah, sure, I could go back and switch them round, but I don’t have time. Got to stay in the moment, stay focused. The world is spinning out of control, people. No time for distractions. Cos that’s what  The Man wants, man. Wants you dumbed down, diverted, head stuck in a smartphone or computer screen. Like you are right now. Yeah, I see you. Russel’s watching you. I mean, I’m not actually watching you—that would be messed up. And breach a ton of privacy laws. But the point is… what was my point… uh…

FOCUS. Don’t get distracted. Actually, that’s kind of what Gorillaz is about. Dark stuff is going down—we don’t look away. We zoom right in on it, like a military surveillance drone. Truth is our target. That’s the one thing the four of us agree on, and what keeps us together.

Before Gorillaz, I was doing my thing stateside. Brooklyn. That’s where I grew up, and where I got into hip-hop. But it all went sideways when a bunch of my crew got clipped outside a 7-Eleven. So Russel senior sent me to England, reckon he thought I’d be safe living in some kind of Jane Austen book sipping tea with the Queen. But it didn’t go down that way. Instead I got kidnapped by a heinous English dude who smelled of lube and cigarettes: the one and only Murdoc Niccals. He jammed a bag over my head, drove me to his studio, then forced his latest track into my ears. I was about to enact my vengeance, but when I tuned into the sound, I called off the assault. The guy had something. Something to say. And that’s how me and Gorillaz hooked up.

Aside from the music, Murdoc and me don’t have a thing in common. Well, guess you could say we each have a problem with spirits. His, the 70% proof kind. Mine are actual spirits, the undead. I get possessed by dead rappers. Sounds cool? Let me tell you, it’s NOT. It’s damn uncivilized, filling me up, spurting through my veins, then gushing out of me like some kind of hip-hop enema I never asked for. But I’ve learned to live with it, make it a positive. Only thing you can do when bad stuff happens. Like when I got imprisoned in North Korea after some toxic algae turned me into a sixty-foot giant. They said I was the North Korean Godzilla, caged me in Pyongyang like a freakshow. People were laughing. It was humiliating. But then I realised, this was probably the most entertainment these dudes had since some guy once drew a face on a turnip. So I found the positive, y’know? Took the control back.

That’s what we can all do. Take the power back. Case in point: a shrink would say all the wack stuff I’ve been through, all the undead voices in my head, has messed with my mind. Nah. It’s made me sharper, more tuned in. More aware of the shadows creeping their vice-like fingers around us, preparing to squeeze. Some people think I’m nuts. Other day someone said, “Russ, you’re paranoid.” And I said, “Yeah? And how’d you know my name?” And they said, “Cos it’s me, 2D.” And I was like, “Is it? How do I KNOW? You might be a cyborg.” So I tried pulling his face off. He passed the test. This time…

Stay sharp, people. Stay focused. Only way we’ll get through this. We have the power.

This is what a True Born DNA, Str8 Alpha, Real Man looks like. At first glance of this picture you should be on your knees opening your wallet. You are a fraction of the man that I am and the only way you can add meaning to your life is by serving me. Do as your mind and body tells you, submit and show your appreciation for a real man.

2

“Yes, sweetie. I mean, I don’t know how I feel about him… He cheated on his girlfriend with you??–”

“It was a complicated situation! And she was my friend too and–”

“Sonia Ann, I know very well I did not raise you to treat your friends like that–”

“Mom!” 

“I’m only being honest, love. Clearly it wasn’t the… optimal situation.. But look, do you really think this man will stick around for you and your child? Men like that have a tendency to–”

Oh man that first conversation with Jaal is awkward. It would be weird if it wasn’t.

There was a…special option? It looked like two people standing next to each other? Ryder says maybe he could show her how he modified the Kett rifle. He says he could show everyone, and she says something like, “No I mean…just me, and we can share a hobby,”.

I appreciate that I can extend my hand in friendship first but at the same time it all sounds like

planetkale  asked:

boooy where do you get all these fire ass clothes from?? what the hell's your skincare routine? you be looking fire and fine af. i can tell you really practice good hygiene. btw you are flawless and every time you post a picture, my timeline looks better. i wanna see ya ass on vogue, on bill boards, on tv chillin courtside at an NBA finals game! i'm rooting and praying for you over here. you have a spark in your eyes that makes me see greatness in you, and i like that. peace

This literally made my entire week lol. Seriously. You don’t even know. Especially because of what I’ve been through this past year, what I’m going through now. Who I am now. It really means a lot man. Thank you.

You know, maybe the Mega Man cartoon won’t be too bad, I mean, it looks like they’ve been trying to improve the character design, so it might be good-

Source (Protodude is in charge of the biggest Mega Man news site, btw, he’s trustworthy)

honestly, i’m much more confident now, im still a depressed fuck and i hate myself, but, i go out in public in a dress and lipstick and i am not scared. the looks make me feel bad, but i have to keep in mind “if they hurt me or touch me in an inappropriate way, that shit is illegal. i don’t have to worry, dont let your fears get the best of you.” And it is really such an improvement. I know alot of other trans women don’t get over stuff that easily, and i want all of you girls 2 know, you are beautiful and you look so great in that dress. Those looks? They mean NOTHING, if a gross man comes up to you and starts harassing you or touching you inappropriately, MAKE A GODDAMN SCENE IF YOU ARE IN AN AREA WITH PEOPLE. People will notice it, maybe someone will call the police, regardless, it will give you time to get the hell away from him. You are beautiful and i love you, and don’t think for a second you deserve any of that harassment.

Harrie Tag

I was tagged by @cuddlemusclestyles and @harrysmeadow

At this point I don’t know who’s done this and who hasn’t so if you wanna do it I TAG YOU! 

Favorite Look:

Favorite Tweet:

I dunno something witty and amusing

Favorite Interview & Why:

HE LOOKED SO FUCKING HOT AND LIKE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE THE WHOLE TIME AND I DONT KNOW WHY BUT THAT GOT ME SO *** IM SWEATING JUST BY LOOKIG AT HIM NOW, AY DIOS MIO EDUARDO.

Favorite Stage Moment:

LISTEN.

Favorite Hair Style:

(satan take me I’m ready)

Favorite Family Member:

Oh that’s mean. No soz. 

Favorite Celebrity + Harry:

Can we choose Niall cause I mean?

No ok, JC then 

Favorite Tattoo:

Wait for it…

Favorite Quote:

Work hard play hard be kind

Favorite Instagram Post:

It was all yellow 

Favorite Music Video:

Favorite Another Man Picture:

Now answer:

Your Name: Isla

Your Age: 23

Where You Live: UK

Have you ever seen Harry live in concerts or met him? Any special moment? nO LIFE SUCKS DONT TALK TO ME

What’s your favorite thing about Harry? His kindness 

What is your favorite line/lyric of Harry’s on a 1D album?

I wanna write you a song
One as beautiful as you are sweet
With just a hint of pain
For the feeling that I get when you are gone


(This probs isn’t my favourite but I had it on when I was doing this and I was like actually yeah I like that) 

 What is the song that reminds you the most of Harry? 

I don’t think I have one. 

What is the movie that reminds you the most of Harry?

I’ve never thought about this

How long have you been a Harrie? For a few years but on here since Nov 2016

Where you were when the first Dunkirk trailer came out? Work I think

What do you expect for HS1? Good things, old school sound, lyrically on point

What are your tags for Harry on Tumblr? Don’t really use them but if I do it will be something to do with the way he’s looking or somehing like he’s on fireee

Who is your favorite Harry blog? As if I could choose

If Harry could read this now, what would you say?: Thanks for inspiring me to push harder and work harder and go for it. ALSO TEXT ME YEAH?