It’s just hilarious to me how despite the fact that Kara is a reporter and could totally take advantage of her friendship with Lena (and Lena has to know this, she’s not stupid) Lena still like is always telling Kara her plans for L-corp and about her past like without prompting even its like
Kara Danvers: *exists*
Lena Luthor: excellent time to Overshare
Honestly, I want someone to read this book to me when I’m on my deathbed. Like, I have started just pulling this thing out whenever I feel sad. It’s like instant happiness even though the content is SO SAD.
THOU SHALT NOT HAVE THE LEGS TO MAKE THE LEAP. Wow. Well, you’re not wrong, Obi-Wan. He definitely won’t once he’s done jumping. (I’m sorry.)
(This is from the A-MA-ZING Tragedy of the Sith’s Revenge, which everyone on earth should read.)
I will seductively lie next to you on your couch and aggressively whisper figure skating terms into your ears
It’s a common proverb, to think before one speaks.
(Perhaps Yuuri’s issue is that he speaks, then thinks.)
“Please forget that I said that,” he begs Victor, burying his face in his hands in a desperate attempt to keep his coach from seeing his flushed cheeks. “That was… It made sense in my head, I didn’t mean it… Um, I didn’t mean it like you think that I meant it.”
“You don’t have to be embarrassed,” Victor promises. “I’ve been told that before, you know. Plenty of times.”
Yuuri peers at him between his fingers. “You have?”
“No,” he admits, then chuckles. “At least, not so directly.”
If Yuuri could shrink, could disappear, then he would. He considers making a beeline for the door, but that might only worsen the situation, so he stays where he is, hopes that Victor will drop the subject.
Victor puts a hand on his shoulder and the touch is so unexpected that Yuuri jumps, but doesn’t move away, meeting his eyes and searching desperately for any sign of mercy. He knows by now, though, that Victor seems to have a selective memory, and that he’ll never forget this. “I’m flattered, though. That you think my accent is so sexy.”