i mean it's fine that you love god

  • itachi, 25: you do not need to answer this if you think its too strange
  • sasuke,19: you might as well stop speaking like right now then
  • itachi: okay
  • sasuke: no no go ahead god
  • itachi: okay. you have had romantic partners in the past, right?
  • sasuke: um define partners
  • itachi: how many definitions are there?
  • sasuke: i mean theres like naruto whos my """boyfriend"""
  • itachi: didnt you date suigetsu
  • sasuke: no we just fu- yeah yeah we dated yeah sure
  • itachi: okay. how do you. ask someone. to be your boyfriend.
  • sasuke: oh my god
  • itachi: you dont have to answer i dont want to place you in an uncomfortable situation-
  • sasuke: youre asking your little brother for love advice how is that not inherently uncomfortable- no no no its fine its fine its just- why the fuck do you think i would know?
  • itachi: to be honest im kinda scrambling here kisame already told me his advice
  • sasuke: and how did that go
  • itachi: he said that his severe trauma coupled with his exterior appearance has severely stunted his ability to formulate healthy relationships and that im better off asking an especially handsome pile of dirt
  • sasuke: and im the dirt?
  • itachi: kinda yeah

anonymous asked:

Hello! I hope your blog goes well (: can you please write headcannons for RFA + Saeran + V finding out MC is super duper short? Like, the gang towers over MC?

Sure thing! i’m short haha ;-;


·         Must Protect

·         He’s not that tall, but when he sees MC for the first time

·         Oh boy

·         He loves to drape his arms over your shoulders from behind you and rest his chin on the top of your head

·         Because that’s what they do in movies

·         LOVES holding your hand, it’s so small

·         He will protect you!! (‘̀-‘́)

·         If you get annoyed with his aggressive need to protect you, he’ll feel guilty but still feel the need to do it

·         “MC! You could be hurt! I just want to protect you and be a good boyfriend!”

·         You forgive him

·         Because who wouldn’t


·         She was… confused to say the least when she first met you at the party

·         She… thought you were a teenager or kid.

·         “Er- can I help you?”

·         “Jaehee! It’s me!”

·         “……..”

·         “MC?!”

·         Apologises a thousand times because she feels super bad for not realising who you were

·         In love with holding you close, being the bigger spoon.

·         Hugging you from behind occurs regularly

·         Afraid to let you climb the ladder in your coffee shop

·         what if you fall or get dizzy you’ve never been up that high MC-

·         Loves it when you pull her down to your height to kiss her


·         Didn’t think much of it at first

·         That was until he saw you struggling to reach something

·         Tried not to show any sign of laughing as he leaned up and got it for you

·         “You can just ask me, MC”

·         Goes to a special stylist to make sure your clothes fit comfortably.

·         Still protective

·         When he sees you in his shirt for the first time

·         Oh my god

·         This time, and it was probably the first time you’d heard it, he laughed

·         He laughed so hard he scared Elizabeth the Third

·         You looked cute, but for some reason he found it very funny.

·         Vows to protect you and never let anyone see you how he does


·         After getting you out of the clutches of unknown, and calming down a bit, he took a good look down at you

·         “MC You’re… shorter than I imagined”

·         “Is that bad?”

·         Cue the guilt

·         “Of course not! I love your height its fine! I didn’t mean to offend you-“

·         “Im kidding”

·         Loves putting you under his arm for some reason

·         Like? Just enjoys having you pressed against him at all times

·         Protects you so violently

·         Once when you were arguing you grabbed a chair and stood on it to see him at eye level. He laughed so hard that whatever you were arguing over ended.

·         That was also the first time he told you he loved you


·         So many jokes and nicknames

·         Shortstack, small stuff, tiny, smol.

·         “Hey MC, can you get me some Honey Buddha Chips? Oh wait, you can’t reach them!”

·         During hard times he likes to hug you from behind, sometimes he’ll cry and hide himself in your shoulder.

·         Forehead kisses

·         Constantly hides things on the top shelf, or holds it up high so you must jump to get it

·         If you drag him down and kiss him you’ll get it straight away because he dies every time

·         He finds it hard to push you away, because you look so small and fragile, and he can’t have him near you but he can’t break you either.

·         When he first saw you on the cameras he actually said “A Leprechaun has entered Rika’s apartment!” In chat.

·         Loves hugging you, kissing you, holding you, pushing you around.


·         Didn’t understand why everyone was making such a big deal about how small you were

·         Until they mentioned you being more likely to get hurt…

·         Protective Saeran Activate

·         Took him a while to realise you weren’t always in danger and to stop death glaring at everyone that passed

·         Wouldn’t care that much, he found it a little annoying that you literally couldn’t reach anything. But would get it for you always because he loves you

·         He did enjoy holding your hand and hugging you, he felt like he was securing to him, that he could always keep you

·         Not in a creepy kidnapping way

·         He felt useful around you, not weak and pathetic like he felt with his mother.


·         V Can see perfectly well what do you mean he was hurt

·         He looks down at you for the first time at the RFA party, blinking several times, and several again.

·         “V? are you alright”

·         Snaps out of it

·         “Yes, I’m sorry, how are you MC?”

·         Kind yet protective

·         Always holds your hand

·         And kisses the top of your head

·         And hugging you

·         He likes sitting on the couch with you, cuddling and hugging

·         Enjoys taking photos of you from above because he likes your height

anonymous asked:

Idk if you've done this one before, but could I request headcannons of RFA + V in a typical coffee shop au situation where MC is the super cute barista and they're the customers that just keep coming back because they're crushing hard? Its fine if you already have, I just wasn't sure~

i live for this holyyy…also i added saeran bc the emo boi is my love 


-omg tho, like he’d just show up in his fancy ass suit, and sit down with a computer to work, and like everyone would be like???? wtf???

-will 100% sue every god dang rude customer

-also takes his coffee black

-honestly is very blunt??

-i mean it takes a while for him to build up the courage to ask you out but when he does he’ll just walk up to the counter and be like

-“i’d like to go out with you, please consider my request, before you answer, i’ll be waiting”

-ya and then one day you come to work and half the fckn shop is filled with gifts like?? pls chill omfg??

-zen will do anything to sabotage him tho like

-on his way to the counter

-nyooom there comes zen ordering yet another god damn pumpkin spice latte


-at this point his instagram is just filled with selfies of him at the cafe

-when he became a regular so did 30 others girls

-flirting at all times. like he’ll hang out at the counter and try and talk flirt with you in between customers

-your co-workers are obv starry eyed, and so will take on your work to allow him to flirt with you

-brings huuuge bouquets in all the time, chocolate, so many gifts

-invites you out every single day, man

-pays sooo close attention to every little thing you say like

-will probably fckn serenade you.


-half of why she keeps coming back is bc she not only has a crush on you, but also on the cafe

-will ask questions about everything while complimenting your great service

-like what gives her away is her cute blushy cheeks

-it would take her such a long time to cinfess her true feelings

-she’ll start out by ask8ng you to be her friend, and maybe to go to the theathre together?

-after a couple of weeks of that, it’ll just k8nda slip out???

-also comes there bc zen comes there a lot, probs feel guilty for ‘stealing his crushes affections’

-ofc zen is a total babe and super supportive


-bby probs stopped by with that coffee club he was apart of for a couple of weeks

-and boom, you’re the prettiest girl he’s ever seen, and that smile was what knocked him out.

-it takes him forever to order due to him being a lil anxious blushy stuttering mess

-which doesent escape sevens nose, he’ll tease him about ut relentlessy, poor boi

-quiet cute crushy boi, he’ll just dreamily stare at you like wow that person is real

-super happy puppy when you engage in conversation with him



-straight up sits in a corner and destroys peoples lifes from there

-which also makes it easier for him, bc if someone traces him, they still wont knpw who tf he is

-prankster, will make up the absolute weirdest orders, to strectch out his time with you

-it’s all jokes and laughs, but if ya look a little closer you just might catch the fondness in his eyes

-teases everyone and has nicknames for everyone as well

-zen is ‘pretti boi’

-yoosung is 'eagle 2’ 😂

-jumin is obv if i had to pick a dude cat mom

-jaehee is 'boss ass bitch’

-v is 'dat boi`

-and his bro is obv 'emo’


-takes a photo of you before even introducing himself

-profusely apologizes right after, while slipping in a comment about how you’re art and the most beautiful piece he has ever seen

-and then proceeds to ask you out for dinner to make it up to you

-will invite you on natury dates at all times, and will take lots of pictures of you


-was dragged along by seven obv.

-stopped complaining as soon as he saw you tho

-which does not go unnoticed by seven

-seven teasing him and pushing him in your direction as well as making terrible cringey emo love jokes

-saeran regrets all of his life choices

-when he does get your number he has no idea how to text you

-prefers talking face to face, because he can see your reactions

  • Ruby: So you two are dating, right?
  • Yang/Blake: *Both spray their drinks out and stare at Ruby whilw muttering.* Huh?
  • Ruby: You two. Dating. *Ruby motioning her hands together.* Each other. Correct?
  • Blake: *Both Yang and Blake look at each other, searching their partners eyes before looking away with a blush.* It's... complicated.
  • Yang: We... We're going through some things Ruby.
  • Ruby: But you both love each other right?
  • Yang: Well... I mean... *Yang began before going silent with a nod.*
  • Blake: *Oddly though, upon seeing this Blake's cat ear shot straight up as she looked at Yang with some surprise.* Wait what? Y-you... With me?
  • Yang: Oh come on Blake. You know I do.
  • Blake: B-but why? I left when you needed me.
  • Ruby: That reminds me.
  • Blake: OW! Why did you kick!?
  • Ruby: Making Yang cry every night?
  • Yang: RUBY!! Don't tell her that!!
  • Blake: Oh God. Yang... I am so sorry.
  • Yang: It's fine.
  • Blake: No its not, Yang. I betrayed you.
  • Yang: You were trying to protect me.
  • Blake: But I didn't tell you!
  • Yang: You think I would have let you leave if you did?
  • Blake: No but I wouldn't be able to leave if I did.
  • Yang: Why?
  • Blake: Because I love you too.
  • Yang: *Yang lightly gasped before tackling Blake with a hug.* Blakey... I love you too.
  • Ruby: So Dating then?


It’s late, my mind is wandering, and I got nothing in my inbox, so fuck it…. we’re getting Biblical.

If you’ve never heard or read the story about Lucifer’s expulsion from Heaven, here’s a Cliff’s Notes version. Lucifer was the most beautiful of God’s Angels and loved God the most. But when God created Man amd ordered his kingdom to love this mortal creation as much as you love me, Lucifer would have nothing to do with it, because Man is flawed and God is perfect. After demanding that Lucifer love Man, and refusing once more Lucifer was kicked out, but not without taking some of his friends with him.

If I’m not mistaken, that’s how the War began as well, for Lucifer was convinced that God was no longer fit to rule the Heavens. So a mighty war raged on for millenia, a War Lucifer lost, and was cast so far from God’s love, that his beauty melted, his wings molted and turned to leather, and he was imprisoned in a Lake of Ice from the waist down. Some of this I pieced together from Dante’s Inferno.

But that’s the jist of it. But what if the story is wrong? What if its just a story, and the truth is more simple. Most of the time, the truth of EVERY story is so much more simple than the story, because with a story, you neex to keep an audience, the truth just is. It doesn’t care about ratings or views or followers, it just is - and that’s why I believe that this whole War of the Heavens is just a Biblical Religious Dick-Waving party to get people to join a certain religion. But that’s another topic.

What if the truth is that when God created us, he saw exactly how fucked up we were, and he washed his hands and said “Ugh, well… maybe if I just leave this, they’ll die out on their own.” And Lucifer was all “Dude! You just can’t make life and then abandon it because YOU fucked up! Who the fuck does that!” And God was all “I’m God, I can do whatever the fuck I want! Now if you don’t mind, I want to get bad to creating these galaxies again, those are fun to make!” And Lucifer was “Fine, man. Fuckin’ Hell. I guess I’ll just look after these guus for you, huh? Y'sunuvabitch!”

“Can’t hear you, dude… I’m like 5 billion light years away, man!”

What if God was the ultimate Dead Beat Dad that we blindly worship because we only have HALF of the information. And Lucifer’s only the bad guy because when we finally started to show promise, God came back, told us that He loved us and that Lucifer was the REAL enemy. But after that, he never really did anything actually PROVE that he loved us. Oh, sure , there was Jesus, THE son of God, but its written like several times in The Bible that we are ALL children of God, so what the fuck is THAT all about? And if this really WAS God’s kid - dude just let us kill him without batting an eye, now I don’t know what kind of bullshit Dad does that, cuz if someone looks at my kids funny I kick'em in the dick, and He just let us crucify the FUCK out of his ONLY son…. and then nothing. No revenge, no plague of locusts, no flood to wash the sin away, not even a divine fart.

So, that’s my take on things. Hence why I really don’t trust the Christian/Jewish thing. I mean, the only difference between the two is that Christians believe Jesus was the Son of God, and the Jews believe Jesus was just another prophet, like Moses and are still waiting for the Chosen One to finally appear. But all in all, its a wash. I mean, at least in Greek and Roman times, their Gods would actually DO shit when yoy prayed to them. Allow your ship to pass safely, help your army win the battle, Zeus ends up fucking yoyr daughter and you have a Minotaur for a grandson, fine fine…. but at least it was something….

Look at what we’re taught. God’s love is unconditional. You’ve read that, right? He loves us all, all of us… ALL OF US. It doesn’t even matter if you don’t believe in Him, He still loves you. And He loves us so much, that He lets us kill each other, and steal from each other, and lie to each other - all these rules he told us NOT TO DO, but He still loves us. Dude, I don’t know about you, but I dish out punishment when my kids lie to me. But we have nothing to show for it. Oh, yeah, we will reach judgement when we reach the Kingdom of Heaven… sure, we’ve been promised shit before and its never delivered - so what the fuck are we doing here?

Have any of you ACTUALLY read the Satanist Bible? Its not about evil and fucking goats and sacrifice and all that. NO! Its more of a “We’re kind of on our own so let’s treat each other decently” type of thing. But honestly, and…. by the way, if you “claim” to be open-minded, you kinda have to, but anyways… but honestly, what if Lucifer has had our back the entire time? What if everything we thought was a gift from God, was actually Lucifer because God’s a dead beat dad. He saw us as doomed to fail and said “fuck it, peace I’m out” and Lucifer stayed with us, and said “I know you’re not perfect, but we’ll get through this.”

Just think, what if everything we’ve ever been told about God was a complete lie, and it was all a scheme to coverup that God made us, then wanted to drown us like a sack of kittens from the get go.

What if Lucifer swooped in at the last minute, held us tight and say “I’ll take care of you the best way I know how”.

When you begin to think about the fact that no one, on this earth has ever seen God and lived to tell the tale, and everything that has been written on the subject of God has all been from our own flawed hand, our own imperfect mind - and you start to think that maybe, just maybe if there if something else out is there, that maybe its not this old guy sitting on a cloud, it takes a HUGE burden off of your shoulders. You don’t HAVE to believe what your mom and dad believe. You don’t have to tolerate this fairy tale bullshit that we’re being spoonfed. You can tell that these people that are killing in the name of their god and governing in the name of their god that they are completely full of shit.

Seriously, if you take 100% of all religious sub-context out of everything in society that is looked down upon - where is the wrong in it? Look at abortion. Without weighing ANY religious opinion or belief in on the topic, what is wrong with it? Pre-marital sex? Divorce? Homosexuality? Eating meat on Friday? NOTHING!

We put all of our blind faith into a giant book of fairy tales that no one really questions. And if they do, everyone excommunicates them as a heretic.

Believe what you want, but I’m going to follow my own beliefs. I’m going to treat people the way they deserve to be treated, based off of their actions and not their words. I am going to give everyone a fair shot to fuck up on their own. I am going to teach my kids to live life hard and love even harder. To be there for people, but to make sure to be there for yourselves too. That family doesn’t always mean blood relation, its just better when it is. To love without regret, without remorse, without judgement.

Ok, sermon over, back to the porn and dank memes.

anonymous asked:

blythe god i know you didn't ask but that post made me think abt how people are so rude to cats just bc they don't want to make an effort to understand them and that's why we get so many Dog Purists who are like "cats are so evil and will never love anyone and you should never try to love cats" and it's like if you don't like cats then fine w/e but why are people so fucking mean to cats and people who care about cats it's terrible and it makes me so scared of ever letting anyone near my cats

cat complaints are usually the following “i treated the cat exactly like a dog and never learned what my cat actually enjoys to do and somehow they hate me??” or “i’m a misogynist who projects weirdo negative ideas of femininity upon cats”

anonymous asked:

i love how aphobes insist it's perfectly ok for the only ace representation to be robots... and then the second we decide to just embrace that suddenly its "NO WAIT WE DIDN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM EITHER!!!!!!!" god just SAY YOU HATE ACE PEOPLE AND DON'T WANT US TO EXIST AT ALL already so people can finally see how ugly aphobes are

Honestly I was hoping for this kind of response to my post to show the hypocrisy. Aphobes are all fine if we take robots like Bastion (who they don’t find sexual appealing) or GIR (who is “cringy”), but once we include Mettaton (who TONS of people were hot for once he first came out) or Zenyatta (who lots of them like to ship with Genji) into that mix, they get upset.

The only robots we can headcanon are the ones that they deem “undesirable” so it doesn’t interfere with their own fantasies and/or ships.

–Mod Mercy

queen-universe824528  asked:

Hey pal *finger guns* um I'm an aspiring artist and i know you get like 100 of these messages but like this ones different i get discouraged super easily seeing your art and then mine being trash so i was wondering if you had art from when you were like hella little to like compare? or like when you were first starting out? like a progress photo. i mean you 100% dont have to but it would mean a lot to me personally to see how far youve come... Its totally fine if not but i love your blog & art

Oh god I know how you’re feeling rn. it’s the artist crisis ! 

Firstly : YOU NEED TO STOP COMPARED YOUR DRAWINGS WITH OTHER OH GOD! It will discourage you and it will never help you from progressing. You need to remember that everyone have started by doing stick man on the white paper and with the time, you can have an interest for drawing and just practice everyday to improve as much as you can ! I started being in love with drawing at 7yo and at 10 yo I started depressing bc I couldn’t improve and I was keeping compared my drawings with other and decided to stop drawing until at 12 yo I discovered DIGITAL ART ( dundundun~ ) which literally changed my life so since I have my bby graphic tablet I just keep drawing mostly everyday and improve ! I could make a speech of encouragement but I think my english is too bad for that :’) …

Secondly : Sure I can do that ! Also as I got depressed a lot bc of my art style most of my drawing have been throw in the trash so ya…


brb i’m gonna cringe now

HummingBird (part 1/?)

Peter Parker X Reader

Summary: reader is the adoptive child of Tony and Steve who send her to highschool. 

word count: 1253 

“I don’t need to go to school tony, you know this, Friday is a lovely teacher.” I rolled my eyes. He and Mr. America had been trying to get me to go to a school since last year. Something about people skills?

“No, Tony is right. You need to go to school. Its not about learning science and math, its about working in a variable environment and working around it. In fact, its what you need to be included on the team,” The captain retorted.

“So, what you’re saying is that I can’t be given mission privileges until I go to highschool?” I tried not to whine but this was so unfair.

“Um, yes, that is what we are saying.” Tony tried to be fatherly, “and you are going to listen.”

“Fine, I’ll go…” They prematurely smiled in accomplishment, “on a few conditions. First of all, I get to have my own place close enough to the school that I can walk or bike. I don’t want to have to take a bus back to Stark tower every night. That’s not gonna happen,” they both nodded in agreement, “ Secondly, I’d like to be mostly independent, I’ll check in once a week and make sure to give you updates, visit monthly, all that jazz. Just please don’t send Happy to babysit, please. Neither parties enjoy it. Finally, I’d like to keep my suit and use it in my spare time.” To my last request both Tony and Steve disagreed.

“You are not going to bring your suit with you. Absolutely not.” Steve said, “You aren’t out to the public and you won’t be for a while.”

“Why not! It’s a good idea. I’ve been training my whole life, getting out there as a local hero is good practice! I’ll be able to get in some new variables that may come in handy! And,, and!! By the time you let me join ;) the ;)Avengers;) for ;)realsies I’ll already have a popular rep with the public.” I said, lawyering the fuck outta them.

Neither of the two said a word, which was what I took as a yes.

It was finally moving day. Tony had signed the lease for a studio apartment not five blocks away from the school he had signed me up for. Midtown High School. Everything was ready to go. Of course, the school year had already started for them, but that was none of my concern. I honestly wasn’t there for school.

“Hey, guys, I’ll facetime you on sundays, see you once a month, it’s not goodbye forever!” I comforted. Steve and Tony were a little sad that I was leaving but I mean it was their idea.

“I know, its just that my little girl is gonna go and get socialized!” Steve exclaimed, a sad smile on his face.

“Oh my god there are going to be boys there, maybe this is a bad idea-” Tony continued to ramble as I attempted to cut him off.

“Hey, hey, Pops!” calling him my father got his attention, “I’ll be fine. I won’t do anything you wouldn’t do… or anything you would for that matter. I love you guys. I gotta go, Happy is getting impatient.”

I waved goodbye to the two men who had raised me for most of my life and began to daze off, observing the people and buildings we drove past. We soon arrived at an old tall apartment complex. All of my things were already there so I told Happy that I was fine to go in alone and that he could go. He gave me the key and drove off almost immediately.

I lived on the 28th and final floor of this nearly deserted complex. Appartment 28C. Apparently the elevator only went to the 26th floor, so I had to climb the final two. I could tell by the yellowing walls and musky smell of the hallway that Tony really had paid no expense getting me this place.

Entering my room I had expected to see a room along a similar theme to the rest of the building. However, the apartment’s design was more similar to that of Stark Tower. Everything was high tech and clean. The kitchen was fully equipped and stocked. The living room looked magnificent despite its rather small area. There was just enough room to have a couch, coffee table, and tv without being too crowded. My room was gorgeous, my twin sized bed from my old compact sitting in the corner, my own desk and laptop along with a lot of cool other gadgets, and my bathroom had a tub. It was like a d r e a m.

Later on, before I was going to go to bed, I opened the laptop and called up Tony.

“Hey Guys!!” I greeted smiling from ear to ear.

“Hey Bird! How are you? Do you like the apartment?” Steve answered.

“It’s amazing, thank you guys so much. Is Tony there?” I asked, wanting to say hello to him as well.

“Yeah he’s in the lab working, he left his phone here.” He replied.

“Can I talk to him?”

“Yes ma’am” Steve responded, making his way to the lab, “Tony! Your daughter wanted to talk to you!” I could hear crashes of sound coming from a distance and Tony yelling back a few curses to Steve about not calling me that. Soon enough he appeared on my screen.

“Pops, were close enough that I can call you pops and you can call me daughter, if you want to.” I replied, smiling back.

“How’s the apartment, do you like it?” He asked, a genuinely nervous look on his face.

“I love it, I especially love the bathtub.”

“OO Oo!! There are bathbombs under the sink!” Spangles squealed, “Also, did you get our envelope?” My face clearly said no. “Check the coffee table.”

I did as he said and checked. Inside the envelope was a wad full of cash money, probably somewhere around tenthousand dollars.

“Guys you didn’t!” I sighed a loving smile on my face.

“That money is for emergencies. I expect you to keep in the vault in your closet. Your card is limited to enough for groceries. If you want to buy anything else with it you’re going to have to ask me first. Agreed?” Tony lectured. He really was a father to me.

“Sir, yes sir!” I saluted. “Um, what vault though? You said the one in my closet but the only thing in my closet is clothes.”

“Oh, you see that weird screw on the doorhinge– no the other door- yeah that one. Press on it” The wall on the back of my closet did a weird turn taking my clothes with it and presented a small vault and more importantly my supersuit (and some cool weapons).

“I totally forgot about the suit!” I said as I put the money in the vault, using my “birthday” as the code.

“No using it tonight young lady, your first day of school is tomorrow. Do you have all your things prepared” Stark ordered.

“Yes sir.”

“Now go to bed kiddo” Tony said.

“Right away sir. Goodnight i love you two” i said as i hung up.

I put away the suit and got into bed, looking out at the magnificent view of new york. I could still see the tower from where I lay and yet it was still so far off. My brain began to wander to other things as I fell asleep.

Part 2

haneq  asked:

I've been following you for a long time now (maybe a year or so?) and I still don't get why people hate you. I mean... we all have to disagree sometimes and not act like one huge hive mind. Sometimes I disagree with people on something, but I always try to tell them ''it's fine, I don't have anything against you''. And you really express your opinions clearly and accurately (when it comes to facts about something). But god am I amazed by the way you handle all the hate. Stay awesome, sis! ^^

Thank you so much sis!.

You are amazing and I love you 💖.

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: GOD i really love whales like whales are just amazing creatures can you imagine cetaceans JUST IMAGINE how beautiful they are i freaking love orcas for example like look at how crazy majestic they are all black and white and SMOOTH LOOKING and orcas are just BRUTAL LIKE SOMETIMES THEY WILL FLIP SHARKS OVER JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT AND DID YOU KNOW THEY TRAVEL IN PODS AND ARE MATRIARCHAL also narwhals guys narwhals are basically just unicorn whales except the horn is kinda like it's on the nose sometimes i forget that NARWHALS are a real thing ain't that the most amazing shit I CANNOT GET OVER THAT UNICORN WHALES ARE A THING AND DON'T GET ME STARTED on beluga whales look at those silly dumb boops with their high foreheads and smooshing their faces against things they're kinda like the dolphins' half-sibling or something don't you think by the way blue whales are hella rad just think they're so gigantic and enormous DO YOU REMEMBER THE WHALE FROM FINDING NEMO THAT WAS JUST INSANE you know honestly whales are amazing and did you know
  • what she says: i'm fine.
  • what she actually means: the book of life is an extremely underrated movie and needs more love asap. It has everything a good story needs. It's about growing up, has action, adventure, MUSIC, humour, romance, strong female and male characters. Hey also it will probably make you cry. Damn like it probably has the best god damn ot3 you'll ever have the pleasure of spending one hour and thirty five minutes with too??? Also did I mention its animation is fucking beautiful?
Mean Girls Starters
  • ❝If you're from Africa, why are you white?❞
  • ❝Oh my God, [name], you can't just ask people why they're white.❞
  • ❝Boo, you whore!❞
  • ❝Nice wig, [name]. What's it made of?❞
  • ❝Your Mom's chest hair!❞
  • ❝On Wednesdays we wear pink!❞
  • ❝Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining [name]'s life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.❞
  • ❝Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.❞
  • ❝You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!❞
  • ❝See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, [name], for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with [name], [name]? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize.❞
  • ❝And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!❞
  • ❝That is so fetch!❞
  • ❝Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!❞
  • ❝God! I am so sorry [name]. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!❞
  • ❝[Name], I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.❞
  • ❝And none for [name], bye!❞
  • ❝Get in loser, we're going shopping.❞
  • ❝Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.❞
  • ❝I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...❞
  • ❝She doesn't even go here!❞
  • ❝Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?❞
  • ❝I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.❞
  • ❝I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.❞
  • ❝Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.❞
  • ❝One time she met John Stamos on a plane... And he told her she was pretty.❞
  • ❝One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.❞
  • ❝Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?❞
  • ❝Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.❞
  • ❝Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!❞
  • ❝[Name] had cracked.❞
  • ❝Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!❞
  • ❝Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!❞
  • ❝There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!❞
  • ❝I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.❞
  • ❝I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.❞
  • ❝Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?❞
  • ❝I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD [name] you're so stupid!❞
  • ❝It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.❞
  • ❝That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.❞
  • ❝She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.❞
  • ❝That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.❞
  • ❝She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.❞
  • ❝And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.❞
  • ❝Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!❞
  • ❝At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.❞
  • ❝Is butter a carb?❞
  • ❝You can't sit with us!❞
  • ❝Fine! You can walk home, bitches.❞
  • ❝And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.❞
  • ❝My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.❞
  • ❝I love her. She's like a Martian!❞
  • ❝Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?❞
  • ❝She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?❞
  • ❝I like invented her, you know what I mean?❞
  • ❝I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.❞
  • ❝Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.❞
  • ❝Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.❞
  • ❝Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.❞
  • ❝Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!❞
  • ❝I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.❞
  • ❝Your face smells like peppermint!❞
  • ❝Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.❞
  • ❝You're a regulation hottie.❞
  • ❝We do not have a clique problem at this school.❞
  • ❝But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".❞
  • ❝I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!❞
  • ❝Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.❞
  • ❝I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you!❞
  • ❝You smell like a baby prostitute.❞
  • ❝Is your muffin buttered?❞
  • ❝Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?❞
  • ❝Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.❞
  • ❝Finally, Girl World was at peace.❞
  • ❝Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.❞
  • ❝Damn, Africa, what happened?❞
  • ❝I saw [name] wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.❞
  • ❝Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?❞
  • ❝Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks.❞
  • ❝Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.❞
  • ❝Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.❞
  • ❝Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?❞
  • ❝I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.❞
  • ❝I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely say, I care.❞
  • ❝Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.❞
  • ❝Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?❞
  • ❝What are marijuana tablets?❞
  • ❝You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.❞
  • ❝Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.❞
  • ❝Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.❞
  • ❝Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!❞
  • ❝I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.❞
  • ❝Come on! We could publish it and then everybody would see what an ax-wound she really is!❞
  • ❝And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week, so I guess you chose today.❞
  • ❝She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.❞
  • ❝I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.❞
  • ❝Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!❞
  • ❝I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang.❞
  • ❝You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute.❞
  • ❝There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.❞
  • ❝Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.❞
  • ❝The limit does not exist!❞
  • ❝I just wanted to say that you're all winners. And that I couldn't be happier the school year is ending.❞
  • ❝It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.❞
  • ❝She's fabulous, but she's evil.❞
  • ❝So, are you gonna send any candy canes?❞
  • ❝No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.❞
  • ❝'Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.❞
  • ❝Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.❞
  • ❝Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!❞
  • ❝Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit... no, wait a minute... Actual vomit.❞
  • ❝Grool... I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.❞
  • ❝I'm a cool mom! Right Regina?❞
  • ❝Good news, they didn't get run over... Bad news, they're still flat.❞
  • ❝Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?❞
  • ❝Oh god, busted! Just start apologizing and crying. No, play it cool.❞
  • ❝I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn't even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn't hear that.❞
  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: y'all keep trying to change shatt's name but you don't realise that it is legitimately the perfect embodiment of their relationship fanon matt is a coffee fueled meme factory and he would fucking love that shitt oh my god can you imagine he would text pidge at three am delirious and crying over how fucking hilarious that is it's so pure and wonderful and the pun potential oh my god let me have this

Okay, but let’s talk about the wording of the whole “I found people who are worthy my love” thing

Specifically, the worthy part, because that wording has been bugging me since I watched the episode

Because people don’t typically talk about deservedness when talking about who they love, they just talk about the fact that they love them

The fact that he uses this wording, to me, means a few things:

The first part of it is that, in ezekiel jones’ past, there were people he loved, but they didn’t deserve his love

The other part of this is the fact that he doesn’t mention anything along the lines of reciprocation. Like, he doesn’t say “I found people who I love and who love me back”

He just says that he loves them

Which means that he’s still thinking of his relationship with the rest of the team along the lines of how he thought of it in point of salvation (I’m not your friend but you’re my friends)

(And along with his use of worthy, means that ezekiel doesn’t believe that he isn’t worthy)

And he’s completely fine with it

Basically, ezekiel jones doesn’t believe he needs to be loved to fill the hole in his heart, he just has to give love

Aubrey: As much as I love you Bett, I have to call off our engagement. 

Bett: Things were going soo good, why do you want to do this now?

Aubrey: Yeah things were going good, but you can’t have your cake and eat it too!

Bett: What do you mean?

Aubrey: Come on! don’t play stupid Bett. I’m talking about the drinking,the going out every night,that bitch that calls your phone every single day.

Bett: I realized that my actions have done nothing but push the woman I love away, and you’re right we should call it off. Its just not our time right now.

Later That Night…

After that meeting with Bett I just felt like drinking the pain away. I went to my favorite lounge, thank god it wasn’t crowded. I go sit at the bar, and this fine zaddy sits next to me. 

Fine Zaddy: Why the sad face babygirl ?

Aubrey: Nothing that concerns you?

Fine Zaddy: Well let me buy you a drink and we can talk about it, By the way I’m Alex. What’s your Name?

Aubrey: I’m Aubrey, Aubrey Diamonds.

After 2 hours of talking to Alex, I look at him with this seductive look and I tell him to meet me in the bathroom.



My favorite brand of protein shake just came out with these fruity flavors!! I really dont care for chocolate or vanilla or those types of protein shakes, but I have always drank them because I need to. BUT GUYS THESE ARE FLAVORS I LOVE AND ADORE AND YES!!!!!

I am definitely more of a fruity person than a chocolatey or vanilla person!!

ALSO!!! It’s raspberry lemonade flavored and if you add a raspberry lemonade crystal light packet… OH MY GOD!!! It kicks the flavor up and gets rid of the “protein” taste completely. Which I mean, it’s fine on its own anyway, but if you’re sensitive to that stuff, it’s great to add crystal light.

shirtlesscaptain  asked:

ahsoka tano & spock? (my fave characters - also idk if you watch star wars I'm a new follower)

I dont know anything about ahsoka tano unfortunately but i got you for Spockles <3 

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life but like in bolded bold oh my god
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang 
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (ik thats cliche but its also true… could also see puff but i like ravenclaw for him most i mean come on)
best quality: oh my god he has so many? he’s so smart like obviously but beyond that he’s also so kind like he’s soft and has such a good heart even if he doesn’t let people see it (other than jimbo….) it’s 1000% the goodest heart and he is so damn loyal and god i love spock sm
worst quality: i mean given his vulcan-ness he can be a little tactless and for a long time he doesnt embrace this simple feeling but idk that feels kind of wrong to say since he is,,, vulcan and aspires to those ideals so 
brotp them with: nyota chekov and bones most, but also again, i feel like the entire enterprise tos crew has a really good dynamic no matter who u put them with
needs to stay away from: kolinahr u big dumb vulcan
misc. thoughts: spock is my favorite character of all time ever okay 

4140588 🌱

i hate u. n by i hate u i actually mean i love you. n by i love you i actually mean i’m so blessed to have met you. and by blessed i mean i don’t necessarily believe in one god but what i do believe in is a higher power up there looking at the two of us last year, wondering what would happen for our stars to align and doing its godly magic of letting us meet in unconventional circumstances for us to fall in love and be who we are right now. individually and together. you’re the steady ground on my journey to whatever this really is - this reality really is. but it’s fine right? as long as we explore and find out together. literal seas apart - this won’t hinder us. miss you always. you have all of me.